Norm Macdonald Compilation

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  • @sportsgamingcubing1860
    @sportsgamingcubing1860  3 роки тому +9511

    Norm passed away today at age 61 after a private battle with cancer. Rest In Peace Norm

    • @TaxinGigs
      @TaxinGigs 3 роки тому +250

      Legend. Celebrating his life today.

    • @JB3_Xbox
      @JB3_Xbox 3 роки тому +1029

      He didn't lose the battle. It was a draw.

    • @jkm4645
      @jkm4645 3 роки тому +475

      Or so the Germans would have us believe.

    • @BeerBreath702
      @BeerBreath702 3 роки тому +40

      I didn’t know he was sick.
      Lol yeah I said it fuck you.

    • @us-bw6hg
      @us-bw6hg 3 роки тому +67

      This was shocking and terrible news.

  • @hommie789
    @hommie789 3 роки тому +5658

    "Battling cancer for 9 years without telling anyone is the most Norm Macdonald shit ever" - Anthony Jeselnik
    True words for sure, RIP Norm you were and always will be a ledgend.

    • @chrisdolan3454
      @chrisdolan3454 3 роки тому +146

      My friend battled the shitty Cancer for 4 years until it took his life? 9 years is amazing....what a stuborn man lol! Norm Mac you where amazing

    • @mfruji
      @mfruji 3 роки тому +41

      @@chrisdolan3454 rip to your friend 🥲

    • @v.v.7522
      @v.v.7522 3 роки тому +76

      Without question. In this age of narcissism, everyone posting on social media every meal they eat and crap they take, Norm was cut from a different cloth.

    • @Chaosdude341
      @Chaosdude341 3 роки тому +21

      "I'm not learning his shitty last name. Galifianakis is the last shitty last name.. gonna learn."

    • @TorrentFiend10
      @TorrentFiend10 3 роки тому +10

      He's also a legend.*

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 5 років тому +13021

    Norm Macdonald has spent the better part of 50 years seemingly in training to be an old man.

    • @mainmast8955
      @mainmast8955 5 років тому +514

      may he never die before me and i'm gonna live to be 140

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 років тому +94

      @@mainmast8955 That would be nice.

    • @GoldVibranium
      @GoldVibranium 5 років тому +8

      Lmao

    • @luisg.9262
      @luisg.9262 5 років тому +105

      @Christopher Marlowe opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one. But no one wants to see yours

    • @NxDoyle
      @NxDoyle 5 років тому +7

      @Christopher Marlowe Of all the major OECD countries with the exception of the USA, it's going up.

  • @ThisEpicLife
    @ThisEpicLife 3 роки тому +3357

    "...The worst thing about Cosby, was that he was a hypocrite."
    "I don't think that was the worst part........"

    • @wesleyharrison9014
      @wesleyharrison9014 3 роки тому +48

      That hypocrisy thing with Bill was fukin tragic actually. 😥

    • @jettiemiller9757
      @jettiemiller9757 3 роки тому +5

      I about died when he said that

    • @godisbey9970
      @godisbey9970 3 роки тому +2

      I read this at the exact same time he said it

    • @bryanbaez4412
      @bryanbaez4412 3 роки тому +17

      HELP! hypocrisy!

    • @tdubz504
      @tdubz504 3 роки тому +4

      The man was truly a genius. I’ve been in stitches during this entire compilation. He’ll be sorely missed…

  • @alosim1541
    @alosim1541 4 роки тому +4821

    Comedians say funny things
    Norm says things funny

    • @stoictraveler1
      @stoictraveler1 3 роки тому +90

      he just goes out and turns on the funny as he is, just chillin.

    • @ashchaya7676
      @ashchaya7676 3 роки тому +30

      Ergo, Norm says things.

    • @heymiguel85
      @heymiguel85 3 роки тому +27

      YeA, most important skill is great delivery, i say jokes all the time but I find most the time I'm the only one laughing.

    • @clintwoolf9979
      @clintwoolf9979 3 роки тому +8

      Him and Mitch Hedberg are the best ever at it. More so for Hedberg.

    • @chrisbirch4150
      @chrisbirch4150 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah I notice in the highlight videos more. His jokes are often not that well written, but he just has a funny manner.

  • @nystagmus
    @nystagmus 3 роки тому +2065

    Everyone is going to miss you Norm
    …except OJ

  • @BREATHER_
    @BREATHER_ 3 роки тому +2607

    “Yeah, he was in Northern Canada” is one of my all time favorites😂

    • @mackdower3255
      @mackdower3255 3 роки тому +39

      I’ve heard it before but I just watched it again after his passing and almost died myself.

    • @naslunn1543
      @naslunn1543 3 роки тому +3

      i still dont understand the joke, could you explain?

    • @BREATHER_
      @BREATHER_ 3 роки тому +72

      @@naslunn1543 he was talking about looking for his brother in the streets of New York during 9/11 & everyone got kinda sad and the timing of “Yeah... He was in Northern Canada” was just perfect it’s hard to explain lol

    • @deronlester3072
      @deronlester3072 2 роки тому +3

      @@BREATHER_ EXPLAIN

    • @dougp9382
      @dougp9382 2 роки тому +7

      @@BREATHER_ Thanks for the non explanation pal!!!

  • @lesgold6494
    @lesgold6494 3 роки тому +2960

    RIP Norm. We'll miss you terribly.

    • @Alamyst2011
      @Alamyst2011 3 роки тому +2

      Fuk

    • @BrendanMcCarron
      @BrendanMcCarron 3 роки тому +3

      Rip Norm

    • @kylemossi
      @kylemossi 3 роки тому +1

      He's kickin it with Farley

    • @nprospekt
      @nprospekt 3 роки тому +3

      I only discovered him just now, had no idea

    • @wassimsahnoun8321
      @wassimsahnoun8321 3 роки тому +4

      I just shed a tear because I don't use social media at all and I didn't know he was death untill this comment, dude was one of my favorite comedians shit.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 3 роки тому +318

    "Germany went to the war with THE WORLD. And you might think, "oh that'll be over in like 5-7 seconds and the world would win" but no, it was actually CLOSE"
    That was always one of my favorites from him

  • @devonthomas303
    @devonthomas303 6 років тому +3684

    What a terrible name for an airline it reminds me of that tragedy

  • @jeffyunk2204
    @jeffyunk2204 6 років тому +3710

    This man's comedy is comfort food for my soul.

    • @Dapryor
      @Dapryor 5 років тому +24

      That's a great way to put it.

    • @DonnieBrasco-dy9yd
      @DonnieBrasco-dy9yd 5 років тому +52

      No offense, but that sounds like a bunch of communist gobbledygook...

    • @JavMacHer
      @JavMacHer 5 років тому +3

      Does it give your soul a boner?

    • @meetube2
      @meetube2 4 роки тому

      What's so great about his comedy I'd like to know

    • @enochianwolf
      @enochianwolf 4 роки тому +1

      Norm is the best

  • @Liquid_Alchemy
    @Liquid_Alchemy 3 роки тому +369

    “If only the cowardice was stronger, then perhaps, then perhaps I can bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me, and end this hellish façade once and for all.” - Norm Macdonald
    “How long a drive was this?” - Conan O’Brien

    • @isaiah0137
      @isaiah0137 3 роки тому +10

      Hey moth, you're troubled man..... but why did you come see me?

    • @prettyprettypumpkin8450
      @prettyprettypumpkin8450 3 роки тому +14

      @@isaiah0137 the light was on

  • @mattpritzl4669
    @mattpritzl4669 3 роки тому +2650

    Can’t believe he’s gone. What a legend. He was truly the funniest man to ever live.

    • @yodasforceskin
      @yodasforceskin 3 роки тому +5

      so heartbroken :(

    • @avidlyathena
      @avidlyathena 3 роки тому +24

      It feels horrible that he's gone. When I saw the news, I audibly gasped and my chest got tight... He's a one-of-a-kind. RIP Norm.

    • @kevmoful
      @kevmoful 3 роки тому +22

      Definitely one of the better comedians

    • @michaelballew1415
      @michaelballew1415 3 роки тому +30

      That cancer sounds like a real jerk.

    • @roland4d
      @roland4d 3 роки тому +1

      😭

  • @timothyscheneman1689
    @timothyscheneman1689 3 роки тому +1140

    “I don’t know if you guys are history buffs” got me

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah me too!

    • @anduin3410
      @anduin3410 3 роки тому +1

      now what!!!! RIP :(

    • @MarkSmith-kl7mz
      @MarkSmith-kl7mz 3 роки тому +18

      They cut off the best part of that Germany joke! He ends it with "who do you think you are, Mars or something?" And it kills me every time

    • @speedfreakjive88
      @speedfreakjive88 2 роки тому +1

      This is actually one lf Norm's best, but incredible subtle, jokes.

  • @thehaulofcomics4468
    @thehaulofcomics4468 3 роки тому +475

    One of the greatest comics ever. He didn’t pander to idiots.

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 3 роки тому +13

      He heckled people who did lol. Rip norm.

  • @wgrodnicki
    @wgrodnicki 5 років тому +1854

    you’d think the world vs Germany would end quick but actually it was close.

    • @masoudsarvin6117
      @masoudsarvin6117 4 роки тому +32

      wgrodnicki , it had never been tried before.

    • @figureitoutpunk
      @figureitoutpunk 4 роки тому +135

      That was so simple of a joke but the way he tells it was fucking gold, had me dying! Genius delivery.

    • @DMBRNGR-nm8wd
      @DMBRNGR-nm8wd 4 роки тому +9

      This joke was unparalleled. This should be entered into the Hall of Fame so it can rest in peace lol

    • @dustinbryant9586
      @dustinbryant9586 4 роки тому +3

      Thanks, we watched the same video.

    • @s.kirlic3483
      @s.kirlic3483 4 роки тому

      Can somebody explain the joke? why does he say it was close when it lasted a long time.

  • @mikeprata2976
    @mikeprata2976 3 роки тому +879

    One of the best punchlines in the history of comedy:
    “…DENTIFICATION.”

    • @John_Smith_Dumfugg
      @John_Smith_Dumfugg 3 роки тому +29

      "...The light was on"

    • @joshwokojance3790
      @joshwokojance3790 3 роки тому +27

      “HYPOCRISY! This man has committed hypocrisy.”

    • @TorrentFiend10
      @TorrentFiend10 3 роки тому +20

      "I'll bet the board is spelled b o r e d." *Mic drop*

    • @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401
      @aloysiusdevadanderabercrom6401 3 роки тому +5

      @@TorrentFiend10
      Conan: "let's see you do something with that, yah freak"
      Literally one second later:
      😂😂😂
      RIP Norm

    • @briteness
      @briteness 2 роки тому +2

      Yes! That had me laughing so hard. Comedians almost never make me laugh like that.

  • @pablodebella7695
    @pablodebella7695 2 роки тому +236

    The thing with Norm's jokes is that they can never be stolen, because anybody other than him telling them just doesnt sound as funny.

    • @aeiouaeiouaeiou
      @aeiouaeiouaeiou 6 днів тому

      True, i stole that "guinness book of fucking retards" a couple timed but no one ever laughed

  • @ThomasJJacksonVA
    @ThomasJJacksonVA 6 років тому +1368

    God created UA-cam so we could watch Norm continuously. Which is one of the things that makes life worth living.

    • @gatortoob
      @gatortoob 6 років тому +4

      Well, god juz fired me an email and says "Your welcome".

    • @jessejive117
      @jessejive117 5 років тому +4

      DamnDirtyApe God needs to learn to spell

    • @zforbes839
      @zforbes839 4 роки тому

      it was Steve Chen, Jawed Karim, and Chad Hurley that created youtube not god

    • @charlieandhudsonspal1312
      @charlieandhudsonspal1312 4 роки тому

      God had nothing to do with this cesspool called UA-cam, they just got lucky when some smart guy put up these Norm McDonald clips. If they find out it makes us happy it will disappear as hate speech

    • @charlieandhudsonspal1312
      @charlieandhudsonspal1312 4 роки тому

      Steven Richter i can’t relax anymore bro. Not till this BS ends

  • @guitarboi9
    @guitarboi9 3 роки тому +871

    I think Norm’s Germany bit is the absolute peak of his career, every part of it is just perfect. He was on fire that whole show.

    • @tmoneyphresh
      @tmoneyphresh 3 роки тому +5

      Seriously

    • @blackmagic1371
      @blackmagic1371 3 роки тому +18

      Shame he was dropped from SNL (he was ahead of his time if you ask me) ................there loss in the end (our gain)🤣💯😂💯🤣💯

    • @monbec_sigrym
      @monbec_sigrym 3 роки тому +63

      They cut my favorite part - "who do you think you are, mars or something?"

    • @Jared-ss3jx
      @Jared-ss3jx 3 роки тому +2

      @@monbec_sigrym do you have a link to the full video? Do you know when he did this routine?

    • @drunknpoet
      @drunknpoet 3 роки тому +2

      @@Jared-ss3jx ua-cam.com/video/mFjEvl43zYY/v-deo.html

  • @HokiePitcher22
    @HokiePitcher22 3 роки тому +362

    Not only was he a great comedian, he was a DIFFERENT comedian. Nobody has been more casually funny without even having to tell standard jokes or punchlines than Norm Macdonald...look at any interview video where he is with other comedians (Seinfeld, Letterman, Howard Stern...etc) and he has them doubled over with laughter. Not necessarily bc of what he says but HOW he says it.. incredible.. He'll be missed.

    • @wills2736
      @wills2736 Рік тому +10

      That's the true art, he probably slaved over his craft to make it seem so casual and conversational

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 Рік тому +5

      @@wills2736 ya, I'm sure he did. That's probably why every other comedian held him in such high regard too.

    • @timetowakeup6302
      @timetowakeup6302 Рік тому +2

      When did Howard Stern become a comedian?

    • @HokiePitcher22
      @HokiePitcher22 Рік тому +4

      @@timetowakeup6302 honestly I don't know why I included him 🤣 other than he had some good moments on the show. But howard is definitely not a comedian lol 🤷‍♂️

    • @GyppoMarx
      @GyppoMarx Рік тому +2

      ​​@@HokiePitcher22 Jackie and Artie were comedians - by the way - go Hokies

  • @darrenrieger4343
    @darrenrieger4343 3 роки тому +793

    Norm could always bring Conan to tears with his wittiness. Today those tears come with sadness and grief. Let us celebrate the millions of laughs that he spread around the world, at a party, with a bunch of friends, after a family dinner, at home alone in your basement, or just when you weren't feeling good and he made things a little bit brighter. Thank you, and hope you have always felt our love. ❤

    • @heavnnnsent
      @heavnnnsent 3 роки тому +6

      Wow .... Love the way you put that!

    • @KevlaminTheMighty
      @KevlaminTheMighty 3 роки тому +5

      He's still making things just a little bit brighter in my world. Thank you for the tribute. RIP Norm.

    • @constancekavanagh1125
      @constancekavanagh1125 2 роки тому +6

      Crying happy tears in Ireland
      I really do love this guy 🙌🤣🇮🇪❤

    • @TheRealYoungAdolf
      @TheRealYoungAdolf 2 роки тому +4

      At home alone in a basement. Sounds like my honeymoon.

    • @darrenrieger4343
      @darrenrieger4343 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheRealYoungAdolf 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thiagopessoa4725
    @thiagopessoa4725 4 роки тому +1356

    Just by saying : "he was in northen canada", he added so many layers to that joke hahahahaha

    • @microtransactions2661
      @microtransactions2661 4 роки тому +57

      I mean yeah im from Canada but im still a human being.

    • @aswithinsowithout8638
      @aswithinsowithout8638 4 роки тому +5

      That was hilarious!!

    • @MyHelpWanted
      @MyHelpWanted 4 роки тому +41

      Don’t laugh at 911

    • @jamesdalby5287
      @jamesdalby5287 4 роки тому +5

      Microtransactions we didn't evolve differently

    • @lukekelchner5471
      @lukekelchner5471 4 роки тому +14

      SUCH AN UNDERRATED JOKE!! Idk how he could’ve planned that ahead of time but thinking it up on the fly is too impressive..

  • @tonguepetals
    @tonguepetals 3 роки тому +535

    To have quietly fought cancer for near 10 years, and never say a word, truly a Norm thing to do. He was about the comedy and didn’t want the comedy to ever be a cover for the illness. The clips of him with the bloated face is him undergoing chemo, my sister’s face looked the same.
    He didn’t need to be so dignified, we could have fought this together. We could have been his obnoxious cheerleaders.

    • @loughrin
      @loughrin 2 роки тому +50

      The battle ended in a draw

    • @DieAlready
      @DieAlready 2 роки тому +22

      The ol' chunk of coal didn't want anyone to fight with him.

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 2 роки тому +19

      He beat it up for 9 years, then they called it a draw.

    • @acsone3546
      @acsone3546 Рік тому +3

      Wow, always assumed he had Botox. Sad

    • @vulgar5595
      @vulgar5595 11 днів тому

      Guy was writing jokes about battling cancer, carving yourself harder than others gives the pass to rip on anyone about anything. Joking about dying for the love of a good laugh makes him the Mans Man. Good joke too

  • @canefrogfury
    @canefrogfury 5 років тому +1917

    Norm paradox -appearing light and simple minded -yet intellectual-deep, dark and mocking and cruel and the funniest comic I've heard. Impossible to replicate his humour to explain to others , I've tried when I first came across him , they thought I was insane. He really is a genius in my opinion.

  • @danielhance1467
    @danielhance1467 4 роки тому +610

    "I know it's not politically correct, but I like rapin'" lol

  • @stephenhaegele2297
    @stephenhaegele2297 Рік тому +107

    “I don’t know if you guys are history buffs….”
    absolutely golden comedy. Norm was one of a kind.❤

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 3 роки тому +317

    The Polish joke had one of the longest setups I’ve ever heard. It’s also the funniest joke I’ve heard in a long long time.

    • @rayanalghamdi6834
      @rayanalghamdi6834 3 роки тому +16

      Check out his moth joke

    • @I_SuperHiro_I
      @I_SuperHiro_I 3 роки тому +6

      @@rayanalghamdi6834 lmao I just thought the same thing.

    • @MJAce85
      @MJAce85 Рік тому +10

      Moth joke #1, doghouse joke #2. It took almost 5 minutes for him to tell it

    • @danny4081
      @danny4081 Рік тому +10

      His porpoise joke with Jean Jacque has to be the longest set up ever.

    • @money763
      @money763 3 місяці тому

      Same man

  • @paulbunyon2889
    @paulbunyon2889 6 років тому +839

    Lmao, I LOVE seeing Larry king genuinely laugh at inappropriate jokes. It's hilarious.

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 3 роки тому +259

    that "alchaholics anonomous" bit is the greatest. "none of your beezwax" lol. Norm made so many people laugh, he was loved for his mischief and his wisdom, a unicorn of comedy. RIP

  • @jeremybow604
    @jeremybow604 5 років тому +642

    I like to stretch my drug dollar....
    Brilliant.

  • @19MichaelDixon
    @19MichaelDixon 3 роки тому +707

    Who else is watching "Best of Norm MacDonald" clips today? RIP Norm. Heaven just got a lot funnier

    • @j.ballsdeep420
      @j.ballsdeep420 3 роки тому +3

      I usually will poke at creationist bringing your beliefs into everything, but I'll withhold for it being Norm. He will be missed

    • @samtheram210
      @samtheram210 3 роки тому

      I am 😞

    • @joaonunomarques213
      @joaonunomarques213 3 роки тому +1

      Guilty as charged. And i’m a-liking it too. The best way to honour those who passed is to keep remembering them.

    • @Agelesslink
      @Agelesslink 3 роки тому

      I’m not

    • @poohshiestyspotemgottem
      @poohshiestyspotemgottem 3 роки тому +14

      ​@@j.ballsdeep420 For future reference, I don't think it can be said that you're withholding criticism if you not only mention that you're withholding some criticism but also mention the basic criticism that you're purportedly withholding.

  • @Satchmojones
    @Satchmojones 3 роки тому +163

    His delivery was fucking amazing, legend.

    • @wrenchhead4378
      @wrenchhead4378 3 роки тому +3

      Correct…. Usually his delivery is the joke and his punch line is just an afterthought

  • @alcalu
    @alcalu 5 років тому +312

    "In my opinion, if you're going to fight the War on Terror, a good place to start would be this Nation's haunted houses." -Norm Macdonald... HA! Man, I almost choked to death on his delivery.

  • @CavemanSynthesizer
    @CavemanSynthesizer 4 роки тому +539

    The ID joke kills me every time, especially how he enunciates "dentification" so carefully.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 роки тому +15

      @@fatmanplays4245 Identification is one word so making it ID doesn't really make sense as it implies I and Dentification are different words

    • @pathazpazazz435
      @pathazpazazz435 3 роки тому +4

      @@fatmanplays4245 it’s kinda like an anti joke

    • @joewilliams8412
      @joewilliams8412 3 роки тому +21

      @@pathazpazazz435 more of a comment really

    • @Jesse-cx4si
      @Jesse-cx4si 3 роки тому

      @@fatmanplays4245 That’s funny. I see what you did there.

  • @The_Releveler
    @The_Releveler 2 роки тому +253

    I researched it and Norm died from acute leukemia, which has a survival rate of 27% within 5 years of diagnosis for people over 20. Norm lived 9 years after diagnosis. While Norm was a heroic fighter, battling a great disease which is almost as bad as alcoholism when you look at the symptoms, I can't justify the man's hypocrisy, which is really the worst part of his death. RIP Norm.

    • @MakeMeLo
      @MakeMeLo 2 роки тому

      The stupid plandemic probably made it hard or impossible to get a bone marrow transplant. Donors could have died or aged out of eligibility.

    • @erikjanthes
      @erikjanthes Рік тому +17

      HYPOCRISY HYPOCRISY!

    • @poopfarts5530
      @poopfarts5530 11 місяців тому

      Is this a joke I'm missing?

    • @TheDanteJamesShow
      @TheDanteJamesShow 11 місяців тому +15

      @@poopfarts5530a comedian said that the worst part of the Bill Cosby situation was the hypocrisy, to which Norm responded “i thought the worst part was all the rape” 💀

    • @The_Releveler
      @The_Releveler 11 місяців тому

      ​@poopfarts5530 My comment was referencing two of Norm's jokes.
      The hypocrisy one is at 8:10
      Also Norm had a bit about alcoholism being a disease, you can find it pretty easily if you search "Norm Alcoholism" Its a very well crafted joke.

  • @Rogersensei93
    @Rogersensei93 6 років тому +2182

    "I'm not even gonna dignify him by saying his name." Goes on to put his name on his special. The worst part is the hypocrisy
    Edit: R.I.P Norm. Your comedy got me through some tough times. #GreatestComedianOfAllTime

    • @ritardstrength5169
      @ritardstrength5169 6 років тому +246

      I don’t think that’s the worst part

    • @chronic2001n
      @chronic2001n 5 років тому +15

      The best part

    • @ryanband0
      @ryanband0 5 років тому +40

      “But… I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to end a special talking about Hitler. Yeah, that’s what I’m going to do - end a special… I’m going to call my special Hitler’s Dog...”

    • @four4fore
      @four4fore 5 років тому +19

      @Chomp Chomp Stalin was just as bad.

    • @boyarvalishin9565
      @boyarvalishin9565 5 років тому +4

      KX311 it was all a bunch of horseshit!

  • @lennonblack
    @lennonblack 3 роки тому +751

    Unbelievable, my Dad and I just watched a ton of his stuff not too long ago. My Dad was a huge fan introducing him to me. My Dad passed this past August 24th and now Norm himself passes? This fucking hurts. 💔 RIP Comedic Genius.

    • @shelphillips8692
      @shelphillips8692 3 роки тому +23

      I'm sorry for your loss.

    • @lennonblack
      @lennonblack 3 роки тому +7

      @@shelphillips8692 Thank you. :(

    • @maestroaxeman
      @maestroaxeman 3 роки тому +9

      Bruh...that's harsh🤔
      Prayers🙏& Vibes for you & yours✌
      The silver lining is the memories shared with your Dad over some Norm MacDonald✌👍🙏

    • @lennonblack
      @lennonblack 3 роки тому +2

      @@maestroaxeman Thank you so much. ❤️

    • @AlmostReady504
      @AlmostReady504 3 роки тому +3

      I feel you bro 💔

  • @YesThatJoeyBurton
    @YesThatJoeyBurton 3 роки тому +68

    "You're going to make me lonesome when you go." - from the Bob Dylan song Paul's playing as Norm enters.

    • @michaeldanescu9964
      @michaeldanescu9964 3 роки тому +10

      Glad I’m not the only one who caught that Dylan tune

  • @backrowftw1097
    @backrowftw1097 3 роки тому +241

    Watching Larry King historically laugh at a raunchy joke warms my heart, RIP Larry Legend

    • @noaholson9047
      @noaholson9047 3 роки тому +21

      An norm McDonald too

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 роки тому +1

      Great man, I set my alarm to 4 AM every morning to watch his prostate medication infomercial.

    • @JoeRogansForehead
      @JoeRogansForehead Рік тому

      Hysterically

  • @RuffyT1
    @RuffyT1 6 років тому +1621

    Sorry for constantly trying to attack the world. Greetings from Germany

    • @johandahlstrom4492
      @johandahlstrom4492 6 років тому +52

      the world sucks , germany rules .. or atleast did :/

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +3

      Stahp plz

    • @thomas1162
      @thomas1162 6 років тому +68

      Apologizing for wars your country didn't start? Stop it... Get some help...

    • @jonjohn7185
      @jonjohn7185 6 років тому +31

      Now you’re attacking yourselves

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 5 років тому +33

      @@flipdog9224 holy shit.

  • @topsykrets2438
    @topsykrets2438 Рік тому +41

    "i didn't even know he was sick" greatest punchline ever, he was patient enough to do die for it to be the best joke possible.

  • @protonjones54
    @protonjones54 5 років тому +547

    "Imagine you're a girl... for some it'll be easier..."
    😂😂😂

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 роки тому +2

      man predcited Twich and OnlyFans culture 😂

    • @HokeyBugle
      @HokeyBugle 3 роки тому +24

      @@Dan_Kanerva I think you missed the joke, friend

    • @Dan_Kanerva
      @Dan_Kanerva 3 роки тому +1

      @@HokeyBugle i aknowledge he was saying "for some it will be easier" because there were actual girls in the audience . It didn't fly over my head...
      I am just adding an extra point to the joke

    • @PMurray2694
      @PMurray2694 13 днів тому +1

      ​@Dan_Kanerva your point is garbage

  • @brentloy131
    @brentloy131 5 років тому +331

    HE WAS IN NORTHERN CANADA
    I'm about to piss myself lying down

    • @willwillwill333
      @willwillwill333 4 роки тому

      I don't get it... Am I stupid?

    • @pablobustamante8458
      @pablobustamante8458 4 роки тому +21

      @@willwillwill333 he was walking around trying to find his brother in the devastated remains of the twin towers but it turned out his brother was in canada at the time

    • @christopherfancy8155
      @christopherfancy8155 4 роки тому +1

      As a Canadian, anything in Northern Canada is in Canada ... except Moose Jaw.

  • @soyburglar77
    @soyburglar77 3 роки тому +65

    “It’s famous people water, just drink it.”
    😂😂😂

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 4 роки тому +121

    I love how the funniest parts of his jokes are usually whatever he mutters under his breath.

  • @jibbs_aim
    @jibbs_aim 4 роки тому +259

    "he was in northern Canada"
    holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a long time

    • @tmoneyphresh
      @tmoneyphresh 3 роки тому +1

      Bro right

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 3 роки тому

      I don't get it??

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus 3 роки тому +6

      @@LBizKid04 I mean it's pretty cut and dry

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 3 роки тому +1

      @@xYoungExodus 👌🏿

    • @macdhomhnaill7721
      @macdhomhnaill7721 3 роки тому +10

      Man, I almost choked on my fucking drink on that one lol

  • @stankywizzleteets8305
    @stankywizzleteets8305 3 роки тому +164

    He was like everyone's uncle who told dirty jokes at Christmas
    RIP Norm

  • @feezee82
    @feezee82 5 років тому +129

    Cosby: You want a glass of water?
    Woman: Yes, that would be nice.
    Woman: Why is it purple? Why is it fizzing?
    Cosby: Just drink it, it’s famous people water
    😂

  • @ericridge2135
    @ericridge2135 3 роки тому +176

    Can't Believe it...Norm is gone. one of the greatest comedians ever. RIP Norm McDonald

    • @88Doug
      @88Doug 3 роки тому

      Have you seen Diry Work! He is so funny!!

  • @tobymcgroby8967
    @tobymcgroby8967 2 роки тому +25

    "I walked through blood n bones, in the streets of new York, tryin to find my brother. He was in northern Canada" Then you hear Nick laugh inside his mug as he's taking a sip haha

  • @gregericson6177
    @gregericson6177 5 років тому +48

    Whenever I’m feeling a little down, I watch this video. We all need a little norm

  • @alexorozco6120
    @alexorozco6120 5 років тому +315

    "Yeah, he was in Northern Canada."

    • @karlrobinson4887
      @karlrobinson4887 5 років тому +12

      This. I almost pissed my pants.

    • @yig_501
      @yig_501 5 років тому +3

      @@pauljohnbodie5631 maybe just the fact that you just walk past a tragedy after saying don't laugh idk lol gotta love norm

    • @jimbrace4671
      @jimbrace4671 5 років тому +20

      @@pauljohnbodie5631The joke is that he says he was walking through blood and bones looking for his brother - leads you to think his brother got killed in the tragedy and Norm is trying desperately to find him...….then he just offhandedly states 'he was in northern Canada', meaning he wasn't even in New York on 9/11......

    • @BobSmith-rs7tn
      @BobSmith-rs7tn 4 роки тому +1

      @@pauljohnbodie5631 If it helps at all, Norm is Canadian and his brother still lives up north... If you knew much about his background you'd realize there's no reason his brother would be anywhere near nyc lol..

    • @ploppyploppy
      @ploppyploppy 4 роки тому +1

      This actually made me cry laughing. He's so matter of fact and nobody really knows how to react.

  • @b0juka_mtg
    @b0juka_mtg 3 роки тому +50

    Never knew this guy existed up until a few days ago, not gonna act like i did. He was absolutely comedic gold though, i’ve enjoyed looking up his content, glad he brought so many laughs and smiles in his lifetime!

    • @painmt651
      @painmt651 Рік тому +1

      At least we have a treasure trove of video to watch. I hope you enjoy his comedy for years to come!

  • @nicksawyer4100
    @nicksawyer4100 3 роки тому +87

    Rest In Peace to this legend. Battle cancer for 10 years and didn’t tell anyone.

    • @porkchop3328
      @porkchop3328 3 роки тому +4

      Battled it to a draw.

    • @TheBundleofkent
      @TheBundleofkent 2 роки тому

      I hate that term "battled" "He was afflicted by...." seems more correct

  • @CalabrianVince
    @CalabrianVince 3 роки тому +66

    A master of his craft. A comedian’s comedian. Rest In Peace, Norm. We are forever grateful.

  • @bryanchipps9374
    @bryanchipps9374 3 роки тому +63

    I love how his jokes have you thinking a different punchline is coming and then you just get hit with this punchline that knocks you back a week and has you cracking up falling off your chair.

  • @davevrox3023
    @davevrox3023 3 роки тому +71

    I cried then just LAUGHED SO HARD. REST IN PEACE. TIMELESS. Not forgotten. Nope. Thx for the post!!!!

    • @aaronshelley703
      @aaronshelley703 3 роки тому +1

      I cried and then actually didn’t JK. RIP NORM.

  • @ghostdragon3754
    @ghostdragon3754 6 років тому +367

    "It's famous people water" LOL omg.

  • @wesleyhall512
    @wesleyhall512 3 роки тому +56

    Such a funny man. My heart goes out to his fans, friends, and family.

    • @bfranco1519
      @bfranco1519 Рік тому

      Shouldn’t your heart go out to him instead? Afterall, he was the one who died ya know…

  • @theamericanaromantic
    @theamericanaromantic 6 років тому +62

    I’m sitting in my car cackling while people look at me like I’m having a seizure. Fucking love you Norm.

    • @robertmurray6783
      @robertmurray6783 3 роки тому +1

      Similar situation here, except I'm starting to feel a little guilty about the guy circling the grocery store lot looking for a parking space for the last 15 min while I have been watching this and laughing. But I think if he knew what I was watching he would understand.

  • @skylinesranches2
    @skylinesranches2 6 років тому +64

    “Yeah, he was in Northern Canada...” Spilled coffee everywhere when he said that shit

    • @LBizKid04
      @LBizKid04 3 роки тому

      I don't get it...

    • @skylinesranches2
      @skylinesranches2 3 роки тому +6

      @@LBizKid04 It’s absurdist humor

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 3 роки тому +6

      @@LBizKid04 The joke is literally just he was looking for his brother when 9/11 happened but his brother was actually in Northern Canada (they are canadian). Not that funny when you spell it out.

  • @PaxChristi7
    @PaxChristi7 3 роки тому +21

    “He was in northern Canada” puts me in stitches every damn time

  • @sophiakuhn5173
    @sophiakuhn5173 5 років тому +67

    One of my fave things is when comedians giggle at their own jokes. 😂

  • @Liquid_Mike
    @Liquid_Mike 3 роки тому +46

    Norm had one thing I don't think anyone else can claim,
    universal respect and adoration of his peers. The world is a less fun place without him

  • @designchik
    @designchik 3 роки тому +285

    I’m German, and I’m dying over his German bit. What a funny, funny man he was. 🤣

    • @nicholasghoulson9949
      @nicholasghoulson9949 3 роки тому +4

      I've got my eyes on you, if I catch you trying to invade THE WORLD I'll give you a real talking to

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz 3 роки тому +18

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 I have written a strongly worded letter in case Germany tries to do something.

    • @nicholasghoulson9949
      @nicholasghoulson9949 3 роки тому +4

      @@Cheezy_Bunz It's good to know the allies have people like you in our ranks, I salute you sir.

    • @designchik
      @designchik 2 роки тому +5

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 Thanks for keeping us in check!

    • @NurDerEffzeh1948
      @NurDerEffzeh1948 2 роки тому

      @@nicholasghoulson9949 die amerikaner sind doch nicht unsere verbündeten

  • @MrTbraida23
    @MrTbraida23 3 роки тому +110

    The loudest and hardest laugh I have had in the last year was Norm’s Polish joke. Even knowing something was coming, his delivery was hilarious. RIP, Norm.

  • @Hellno301
    @Hellno301 4 роки тому +19

    this man's content is very simple, but his delivery is what makes him an absolute expert, no one can make me laugh like this man.

  • @ctay7216
    @ctay7216 2 роки тому +19

    “Someone gotta feed them hogs” the subtlety of that line always kills me😂😂. Used the end of his joke also as a transition which somehow made it funnier. Dude. Norm was one of a kind.

    • @thegreatgamelord8640
      @thegreatgamelord8640 2 роки тому

      Is there something I’m missing with that one?

    • @ctay7216
      @ctay7216 2 роки тому +2

      @@thegreatgamelord8640 it’s the delivery. He’s so casual with it and it’s such a stupid concept that his delivery just makes me laugh. Norm can have some of the most clever jokes but can also pull a stupid concept and make it hilarious simply with how he delivers it.

  • @XanderKarr
    @XanderKarr 4 роки тому +148

    The best part of Norm is how long the set ups are; one just thinks “where could he possibly be going with this?” Until the absolute savage punchlines

  • @rwdonkulus
    @rwdonkulus 6 років тому +219

    Omg you cut the best line from the Germany bit..."what do you think you are, Mars?"

  • @patrickbrownson1
    @patrickbrownson1 3 роки тому +51

    In a post-Norm world, hearing the Late Night band play “You’re Gonna Make Me Lonesome When You Go” as Norm’s walk-on music is heartbreaking.

  • @peoplevsradio317
    @peoplevsradio317 3 роки тому +60

    I believe that his Last Stand Up routine on Letterman may go down as the greatest stand-up segment in late night history.

  • @NicolasChediack
    @NicolasChediack 3 роки тому +39

    Now is on us to keep this legend alive. Long live Norm!

  • @DirtCobaine
    @DirtCobaine 3 роки тому +23

    Can’t believe my favorite comedian is gone. I knew he was dealing with something behind the scenes but had no idea. Dude was fearless in the face of death and never stopped being the funniest man that ever lived. Something to live by, Norm Macdonald will forever be my biggest inspiration in life

  • @detective4719
    @detective4719 3 роки тому +36

    Norm McDonald will always be one of the greatest comedians to ever live! RIP Norm! You are one of a kind!

    • @ShipsKat
      @ShipsKat 3 роки тому +2

      That's "Macdonald", DtEctive47 lol.
      It's also my name, hence the pet peeve.
      I know there are different spellings, but even if I've given my name, SOO many people miss out the second letter, & capitalise the 4th (d), which is 3rd, if the 2nd gets ditched...🤯
      #FirstWorldProblems
      I'm only picking on you, because of your username & avant-garde choice to spell a name, however you, dam well want! 🤣
      TBC, I'm not actually upset, hope you can see the inherent oddity. 😊
      RIP Norm.

  • @triplehbkundertaker1
    @triplehbkundertaker1 6 років тому +76

    Norm macdonald is literally my favourite person alive or dead that I can think of long live Norm Macdonald

  • @alexshaw626
    @alexshaw626 Рік тому +12

    I have tears rolling down my cheeks as I type this. That Alcoholics Anonymous segment is one of the most perfect snippets of stand-up I think I’ve ever heard. I’ve just about calmed down from the fits of laughter it drew out of me.
    Thanks Norm.

  • @philippweisang
    @philippweisang 6 років тому +228

    I absolutely love his hypocrisy bit

  • @astrobear8790
    @astrobear8790 3 роки тому +9

    RIP brother. i'll be watching these all day

  • @AABradyKK
    @AABradyKK 2 роки тому +4

    I come back to this compilation atleast once a year. Never gets old.
    Absolute legend

  • @rottenparts
    @rottenparts 3 роки тому +25

    R.I.P. Norm. You've made me laugh since I was a kid, and will continue to do so.

  • @porkfrog2785
    @porkfrog2785 6 років тому +605

    ...he was in Canada...' got me

  • @MakeMeLo
    @MakeMeLo 2 роки тому +12

    I loved Norm, I miss him so much. Thank you for being here and posting this!

  • @KateBates22zabu
    @KateBates22zabu 6 років тому +144

    "I like rapin!" I laughed again. couldn't resist another listen to the hilarious Norm, so funny

    • @briangriffin5359
      @briangriffin5359 5 років тому +3

      Making rape jokes funny.

    • @herrwabbaloo937
      @herrwabbaloo937 5 років тому +12

      “At least he’s not a hypocrite!”

    • @K0sm1cKid
      @K0sm1cKid 5 років тому +1

      Damn one of the funniest jokes I have ever heard 😂

    • @catali33
      @catali33 4 роки тому

      I was dying laughing! Comedians are supposed to be funny... they aren’t supposed to be politically correct. It’s gawd awful watching SNL now. Norm is amazing he could read a the room in the 90s. Called out Jackson and Bill Clinton in their prime!

  • @kelleymcbride4633
    @kelleymcbride4633 3 роки тому +42

    I always loved Norm, but I didn't realise until the last few years that he may be the greatest stand up comic in history

  • @zack_iam
    @zack_iam 3 роки тому +24

    I love Larry Kings physical dismay after the first clip.

  • @RubysWrath
    @RubysWrath 5 років тому +82

    People getting angry at his contradictions is the best part because they don't get that even he himself has admitted a big part of his routine is being a provocateur. Its his goal to get a laugh from the senselessness and contradictory things he says and if you judge him for it all the better because he gets fame for being edgy to snowflakes. Genuinely my favorite comedian

  • @anthonyquintanilla6033
    @anthonyquintanilla6033 3 роки тому +57

    Rest In Peace Norm. You’ll be missed. A comic’s comic. An all time great.

  • @justinhughes4119
    @justinhughes4119 3 роки тому +12

    Rest in peace brother. You gave me some of the best memories of my early life, sharing laughs with my dad at your jokes. I will always treasure the smiles you gave us.

  • @imtheroth
    @imtheroth 3 роки тому +61

    God I loved Norm, funniest person I have ever seen. He will be missed.

  • @maxf7superstriker625
    @maxf7superstriker625 6 років тому +124

    You’re gonna make me lonesome when you go. Bob Dylan playing on his entrance to letterman. That’s how I will feel when Norm stops performing

    • @DonjiPicudo
      @DonjiPicudo 6 років тому +6

      Imagine rickles intro song while norms ascending to pearly gates :D

    • @AsherSax
      @AsherSax 6 років тому +4

      I was just thinking as I was hearing the intro, "Is that what I think it is?" Thank you for confirming that I'm not crazy. Cheers!

    • @Psychonaut316
      @Psychonaut316 3 роки тому +2

      Hits hard today

  • @garbeal2397
    @garbeal2397 3 роки тому +16

    This reminds me of that tragedy when we lost the most naturally funny man I have ever had the pleasure to watch and listen to.

  • @jswany72
    @jswany72 6 років тому +225

    Norms the best

  • @jogglethattoggle4232
    @jogglethattoggle4232 3 роки тому +15

    Going to be hard finding another one as great as this man. His comedy talents were insane.

  • @booqueefious2230
    @booqueefious2230 3 роки тому +65

    His humor is like food in North Korea
    Not everybody gets it

  • @TCWstudios
    @TCWstudios 3 роки тому +13

    Rest In Peace to the absolute GOAT. Thank you for always giving us a laugh and smile when we needed it the most.

  • @Katya_Lastochka
    @Katya_Lastochka 5 років тому +30

    Norm really hates cliches. You can tell he's always trying to keep himself from being bored, which makes him fun to be around and listen to.

  • @judemalfara9134
    @judemalfara9134 3 роки тому +1

    Best of Norm compilations I can watch all day I’m in heaven. What a great storyteller…his delivery is priceless

  • @cchang42
    @cchang42 5 років тому +139

    Norm should be press secretary. The press briefs would be savage.

    • @etme1000
      @etme1000 4 роки тому +1

      ... on account of....