My body lungs and mouth: *Heavy stressed emo breathing* My brain: *Don't do it!* silence....... Me: *I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING! I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!* I am such emo trash.
U,mm this is a little odd She “cheated” He said it’s fine *than he said it a weird happy way JASMINE...WILL I MARY ME YESSS OH MY (Vomits) Imagine how they woke up in the morning..,
Caller : maybe it belonged to a leper Operator : a leper, sir? Caller : yeah, maybe a leper was jogging by and it sorta fell outta the leg of his track pants. 😂🤣😂😆😂😂🤣
I’m stoned af and hearing the guy asking Jasmine why she’s on the ground and forgiving her for cheating so he proposes to her 🤣🤣 I lost it at that point
"Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that's fine, 'cause nothing's wrong here, 'cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again." had me rolling on the floor
Oh man, this caught me by surprised. I was eating and I didn't expect this, I couldn't hold my food in, I just blasted out laughing. I would like to see more of these. Thank you for uploading these. Are there more?
(Types on keyboard) Operator: “Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywood Road?” Darnell: “No, uh...Darnell’s not here right now can I leave a message? Uh.” Operator: “The police are on their way Darnell.” Darnell: “Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that’s fine nothing’s wrong here, ‘cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again.” Operator: “See you soon Darnell.” Comedy *GOLD* 🏆🏅
Operator: *Uh, congratulations goodbye*
Woman: *I want pizza*
Pebblefox 08 I died 😂😂
YES! OH MY- BLEHHHHH
Pebblefox 08 omg! Is that Jin!?
*vomits
@@jaxxton7155 It is
I just GROUND UP M Y O W N D I C K
XDD
The disposal has disposed my dick
*a l l o v e r t h e w a l l s*
Its like a slip and slide from hell lol
😂
I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I CK
*WHERE'S THE CAP*
No need to cap no cap
No cap it's cool to cap but don't cap while trying to not cap
They are speaking the language of gods.
Don't cap me with that no cat cap crap
Im FUCKING dead😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀!!!!!!!!!!!!
Types on keyboard “Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywood Road?”
“Darnell’s not here can I take a message”
"The police are on their way Darnell."
@Evan Hansen "see you soon, Darnell."
@Evan Hansen "good talking to you too."
@@iijordaneerz alright see ya in a little bit
@@lawrencespicher1769 911 what's your emergency?
“Hey it came out.”
“Oh no where’s the cap?”
Chill l lol no cap
Cheyenne Casey 4:53
Isnt on it o no must be in him still what if the liquid was in him :|
SAAAAAMMEEE
Life as Ian E
Darnell sounds like a great guy
Guren Apart from the fact that he cooks meth
Man he’s Darnell he sounded like he was actually not Darnell.
@@robertoacevedo2062 wdym? Darnell clearly wasnt there
seksy cakes OHHH YEA. How could I be such an imbecile. CLEARLY that was Darnells FRIEND cooking meth in his kitchen. I’m such an idiot
Roberto Acevedo can you take a damn joke bruh
That last one was wild.
CoopDogg did you just call the dog the true dog of a dog.
srsly like wtf
The operator was awesome
Black Yoshi aww sorry didn’t mean to be mean about it :(
Even the operator was interested 😂😂😂
“Chop chop chop for the rest of my life”
“Hey it came out”
“Imma try to fart”
Sorry I love those ones 😂😂
Naruto Rich rich don’t forget “wait, where’s the cap?”
Naruto Rich rich by nu-uh chop that
'nuh-uh chop that!'
Now my feet are knives!
I loved “Chop chop chop for the rest of my life
Man: "Aw man, it’s like a slip 'n slide from hell. I’m passing out.
*Crashing Sound*
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Not even god:
Guy: M Y W I F E P U T A S H A M P O O B O T T L E I N MY B E H I N D
“Where’s the cap” - Famous last words
My body lungs and mouth:
*Heavy stressed emo breathing*
My brain:
*Don't do it!*
silence.......
Me:
*I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING! I AM NOT AFRAID TO WALK THIS WORLD ALONE!*
I am such emo trash.
@Quantum Production Studios
Do you even know what I'm referencing?
@@binklebonkle5767 k
@@binklebonkle5767 k
@@marilouunday3601 ok boomer
“The disposal, has disposed, *M Y D I C K, A L L O V E R T H E W A L L S”*
ColdBite [GD and More] I guess you could call it a, *Dicksposal*
Animemetions satan has a great spot for you now
Were the walls *m o i s t*
Animemetions stop, stop, stop
Mmmmm, spaghetti.
*Licks wall*
**sNEeZe**
“hEY It CAmE oUt?!”
Oh no were is the cap??
ｈｏｎｙ ＷＨＥＲＥ‘Ｓ ＴＨＥ ＣＡＴ
Why is the bottle red
@@zwhyisnonameog1643 *oh boy...*
Where's the cap?
His true nightmare became true
*ITS LIKE A TASMANIAN DEVIL WENT BUCK WILD ON SOME SPAGHETTI HERE*
I was looking for this comment!
Omg I felt so bad for that guy but I was laughing so hard I fell so bad lmao
@@sm8634 yea same
I laughed so dam hard
THEDEVAST4TOR am pretty sure its fake and a promo for paradise pd
1:48 I love how the first thing he thinks about is his cat even if he didn't have knive hands he's a respectable guy
And also that he can’t high five anyone ever again
“I want pizza.” - Jasmine
That's my name
@@hawaiiancheetos rip you that will be your futre
Operator: “ma’am”.
Caller: “i KiSsEd SoMeBoDy.”
Make voice “ oH nO!
“I want pizza,”
Rene_g Tenn Marry me i love you anyway my honeyyyy
"YOU YOU DO THAT JASMINE"
*emotophobia*
Operator: Oh wow-
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Caller: *I J U S T G R O U N D U P M Y O W N D I C K*
"Uh, congratulations, goodbye."
"I w a n t p i z z a"
"Jasmine, will you marry me?"
"Oh wow."
😂😂
“This acid is really messin’ with me. Oh boy, *now my feet are knives”*
I died💀
I read that as it went by- prefection
“Is your name Sharon?”
“No”
“Ok Sharon..”
What a legend
@@girasolazo psst he was on acid
The maddest of all lads
Oh Sharon*
Boi was mad simping for Sharon
"Mmh, that's what an angel would say, thank you Sharon" 🤣💀
"see you soon Darnell"
"Alright it was good talkin to you"
"Good talking to you too"
"Alright see y'all in a little bit"
At least he has manners
Darnell is a kind soul.
#freedarnell ✊😔
Which one was darnel 😂😂😂
@@charliewilkinson8104 The first one
1:57 “CHOP CHOP CHOP MY WHOLE LIFE NUH UH CHOP THAT!”
“Oh boy, now my feet are knives”
☠
these fake calls are funnier than the show itself lmao
Ikr
Ik
These arent fake btw (i think)
@@evanokeeffe3754 they are, it's a netflix show where they make funny situations
they are fake i watched the whole show on netflix.
That last one was epic, the coolest and most chill operator every 😂😂
"Farewell"
"Adieu"
@@zemzemkadir6255 lmfao
Sry to break it to u but it was fake
@@celtic3291
Idc, I'm just saying it was cool
“See y’all in a lil bit”
I’m done
"oh no I can really feel it"
Op "the bottle?!"
"I'm gonna sneeze"
(Insert dad sneeze and bottle drop)
"Hay it came out! Oh no wheres the cap??"
😂
Yikes
No cap :)
I love the knife hands one!
“What am I supposed to do be a chef? Just go chop chop chop!”
Oh no! Chop that
Mihai Adrian you right
Nahh chop that
The beginning sounded like a looney tunes skit
Jasmine: *pukes*
Also Jasmine: “I wAnt pizzA”
Operator: Don’t drink anything, don’t eat anything, just wait.
Caller: *Does the opposite of what she just said*
Just stop eating*. But yes 😂
"Uh, congratulations goodbye."
" i want pizza"
I laughed have to guess when that part came up
Lol
”Sir, help is on their way.”
”Aw, ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here”
I’M DEAD 😭😭
U,mm this is a little odd
She “cheated”
He said it’s fine
*than he said it a weird happy way
JASMINE...WILL I MARY ME
YESSS OH MY
(Vomits)
Imagine how they woke up in the morning..,
When she vomited i felt sick 🤢🤢🤢😰🤮
Gacha Gurl101 same
"will i mary me?"
I want pizza
@@ja_e314 yes
*Bottle falls*
Caller: oh... it came out
Caller: wait.... where’s the cap
The guys concern when he found out he couldn't pet his cat
I would be the same ngl (^m^ )
No one:
Absolutely no one:
911 Operator: She's making the stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper?
WHAT!???!!
i agree fuck bounty..
VIAGRA.. THE QUICKER DICKER UPPER
Caller: “I want pizza” 3:14
😂
Me all the time 😂
“She’s making the stoop to scoop the poop but she’s a quicker dicker picker upper?” 🤣🤣
I laughed so hard I died
Same
50th like
Rip man
911 whats youre emergency?
ambulance is On its Way
“alright, see y’all ina little bit”😭😭
Caller : maybe it belonged to a leper
Operator : a leper, sir?
Caller : yeah, maybe a leper was jogging by and it sorta fell outta the leg of his track pants.
😂🤣😂😆😂😂🤣
Sadly the bonus is not here anymore
Yeh That’s sucks man
Talking of bonus and sucking. That's one guy who's never gonna get either again
Jasmin is my spirit animal. Vomits but also wants Pizza 😂
Omg ur so quirky
Bruh this caused me to started to make me pop blood vessels
*FUCK YEAH A BNHA FAN*
Nobody:
Knife guy: i cAN’t pET mY cAT
I’m stoned af and hearing the guy asking Jasmine why she’s on the ground and forgiving her for cheating so he proposes to her 🤣🤣 I lost it at that point
“It’s like a slip’ slide from hell” freaking amazing 😂
_I swear the guy who ate too much Indian food sounds like something what Peter Griffin would do._
**vomits*
“ I want pizza. “
WHAT REACTION IS THAT.
Chop chop chop my whole life😂😂
*NUH-UH, CHOP THAT!*
ѕυиѕєт вєαтѕ тσ ιт....
“Little pidgins pecking a pecker” omfg I can’t stop laughing 😂
Operator: you have to sneeze
Dialler: it came out oh wheresthe lid
*I have knife hands*
Don't you hate it when that happens?
I just ground up my own Dick.
oh no now my feet are knives
operator: is anyone hurt?
caller: i kissed somebody else (burps)
me: wait did you also eat them??
Darnell Bigums is a savage
"Can you put the knvies down?"
"No, they're my hands"
"Oh it came out..."
"Where's the cap"
Uh oh
"She's making a stoop to scoop the poop but she's really a quicker dicker picker upper!"
It's not there anymore
You can not convince me the last one was a conversation between a rookie cop and a us marine
Haha
4:16 O god
The condition had me crying 😤😂
*"I'm Gonna Lie Down And Try To Fart..."*
"Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that's fine, 'cause nothing's wrong here, 'cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again."
had me rolling on the floor
1:17 "Aw, ma'am its like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here"
The way he said it killed me XD 👻
Operator: "Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywoof Road?"
Caller: "No, uh... this is Patrick."
*dies*
35 secs when he said “see you soon Darnell” didn’t sound like that was the first this happen lol
"Oh boy, now my feet are knives too" I can't 😂
911 what's the emergency
*I ATE TO MUCH INDIAN!*
cannibals everywhere: oof exposed
I loved how on the last one the officer was so confused and worried at the same time
“Oh wow.”
“YES! OH MY
(vomiting)”
Me: lmao
If is there a gacha profile pic or some cancer 0w0's it gotta be cringe
That's not even a joke
Every girl: “I want pizza.” 😂😂😂
0:36 This was both a legit and painful call. 😂😭
"nuh-uh chop that"! LOL 🤣
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Not even a PARTICLE:
NOT EVEN A PARTICLE OF A PARTICLE:
GUY: I h a v e a b o t t l e o f c o n d I t o n e r I n m e
That last one tho... IT WAS WILD...and the operator talked to the dude like he was his friend lol
Right he seemed hype like " Dude that's rad" xD
Aw ma’am it’s like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You would think this is scripted... But it's not.... Makes it even better 😂
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Lady:I want pizza
“Hey it came out.. uh oh where’s the cap?” Duhduhduhhhhhhhh
😂😂😂😂😂😂yo I was seriously having a bad today. The first one got me lmao
“ It’s like a slip and slide from hell” 😂 got me dead 💀
“Oh no where’s the cap”🤣🤣🤣
Oh man, this caught me by surprised. I was eating and I didn't expect this, I couldn't hold my food in, I just blasted out laughing. I would like to see more of these. Thank you for uploading these. Are there more?
There were too many legendary moments to count in that last call. Oh my god
5:06 this sounds like it’s from a movie or something😂
TheBeatlesLoverForever it is... well a tv series but still.
Ryan Lion ohhhhh ok😂 i was gonna say
“Oh no! She must thought it was a bit sucky or something because she threw it in right into the middle of a bunch of pigeons and they’re eating it”
This is the hardest I have ever laughed in a while. That last one tho 😂
I watched this in class and laughed so hard and then snorted then my entire class looked at me lol
What am I gonna do, be a chef? Just chop chop chop my whole life, nothing but chopping. Nuh-uh *chop that*
“Hey Diane Oahhhhhhh I just crapped myself”
Girl:*literally vomiting*
Operator: congratulations
Girl:.....mmm I want P I Z Z A
(Types on keyboard)
Operator: “Is this Darnell Bigums of Cherrywood Road?”
Darnell: “No, uh...Darnell’s not here right now can I leave a message? Uh.”
Operator: “The police are on their way Darnell.”
Darnell: “Aw shit, nuts, I mean, yeah that’s fine nothing’s wrong here, ‘cept me just cooking some meth aw double nuts I said it again.”
Operator: “See you soon Darnell.”
Comedy *GOLD* 🏆🏅
this is great
"Oh no where's the cap" is the quote of the year
I like the urgency in the mans voice “I can’t pet my cat, I can’t high-five anYTHING”
*says very chill*
“There’s a bottle of CoNdItInOr in Me”
Famous last words
“Oh no where’s the cap?”
This is the funniest video I've seen in my entire life.
"Aw ma'am it's like the Tasmanian Devil went buck wild on some spaghetti in here"