5 DUMBEST 911 CALLS OF ALL TIME!

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  • @911callz
    @911callz  3 роки тому +559

    Another funny one: ua-cam.com/video/idhzD6M3QzA/v-deo.html

    • @syexFN
      @syexFN 3 роки тому +4

      @@SirWampus mama

    • @pacotaco5526
      @pacotaco5526 3 роки тому +4

      @Laticia Mory so, your "girlfriend"!?
      I'll be honest, I have a hard time actually believing u are a lesbian "laticia. I think u just copy n pasted it without even stopping for 2 second's to edit it to "boyfriend". 😏

    • @thebullwhisperer916
      @thebullwhisperer916 2 роки тому +3

      Why did you show her real name? That's not nice

    • @spinz5937
      @spinz5937 2 роки тому +1

      Lol your pfp looks like penguin eyes at first glance

    • @SpikeThunderstrike
      @SpikeThunderstrike 2 роки тому +9

      That’s a Netflix trailer, you idiot

  • @judahjeffries6469
    @judahjeffries6469 4 роки тому +10382

    I trust Mary with my life

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 роки тому +73

      Wtf like why I mean she still drank and drive and like what if next time that she isn’t sober enough to realize that she was drunk driving

    • @PrototypeFilms1
      @PrototypeFilms1 4 роки тому +52

      @@theurbangoose6918 r/woooosh

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 роки тому +5

      Bob Carter yeah for some reason j thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

    • @theurbangoose6918
      @theurbangoose6918 4 роки тому +1

      TW1ST I know I know it’s just I thought he was being serious cause she turned herself in

    • @barrel6468
      @barrel6468 4 роки тому +16

      Nathan Thornhill ok but the thing is that she recognized that and turned herself in, WHILE she was drunk

  • @feealler9404
    @feealler9404 4 роки тому +8929

    Operator: What's your name?
    Caller: Mary
    Operator: Are you still there, *sir?*

  • @secretsauceskateboarding4337
    @secretsauceskateboarding4337 9 місяців тому +197

    Mary calling to report that she realized she was too drunk to drive and asking for help was actually the most responsible thing I've ever seen a drunk person do. She's on a UA-cam video for stupid calls, but she didn't kill an entire family by continuing to make a horrible decision that would ruin many lives. Mary's not so bad.

    • @artsyashanti
      @artsyashanti 4 місяці тому +3

      Agreed.

    • @lowercase21
      @lowercase21 4 місяці тому +4

      I agree, she just needed some help.
      God bless her.

    • @maxsunshine
      @maxsunshine 3 місяці тому +1

      Literally she's not stupid she's literally the smartest drunk ever

  • @immaweirdoindisguise9703
    @immaweirdoindisguise9703 Рік тому +1758

    *"A few hours after the call Sanchez realized he was not dead."*
    _Smartest man alive._

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Рік тому +60

      Time returned to it's normal pace LMFAO

    • @km077
      @km077 Рік тому +7

      Not only that- he might have been the second coming of Christ, man.

    • @loswochos9176
      @loswochos9176 Рік тому +9

      I want those brownies

    • @intergraphenic
      @intergraphenic Рік тому +8

      An intelligent man named Sanchez...
      Where have I heard that before?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza Рік тому +3

      @@intergraphenic somewhere in the 70s i believe

  • @leelynnene
    @leelynnene 4 роки тому +19308

    mary: “i AM them.”
    operator: “you *am* them?”

    • @hamloaff
      @hamloaff 4 роки тому +566

      @Alex Iancu they're just quoting what the 911 operator said

    • @CheesecakeLord.
      @CheesecakeLord. 4 роки тому +440

      I A M T H E M

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 роки тому +107

      @Alex Iancu r/whoosh

    • @featheryfemme
      @featheryfemme 4 роки тому +95

      Edit: Okay, before you read the rest of this thread, just know that I was not trying to be a dick here, but I totally was one. A genuine thanks to everyone involved for the much-needed wake-up call!
      @AmazingLayla Firstly, it's woooosh with four o's. Secondly, stop linking subreddits outside of reddit. It's pointless.

    • @Tricks_99
      @Tricks_99 4 роки тому +32

      @@featheryfemme geez sorry

  • @notapop2961
    @notapop2961 4 роки тому +13904

    I have some MAD respecc for Mary now

  • @Okatogurui
    @Okatogurui Рік тому +486

    "You am them?" made me burst out laughing.

    • @nunyabusiness3832
      @nunyabusiness3832 10 місяців тому +17

      He already thinks she's stupid, but he's low key reiterating it 😂

  • @S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty
    @S.h-comma.to.the.top-Dynasty Рік тому +712

    The person who dealt with Mary actually did a really good job handling that situation.

    • @dalehood1846
      @dalehood1846 Рік тому +10

      The "brownie" operator, not so much.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +6

      Nah, she did fine.
      If she'd talked slowly and calmly to him, he'd have fallen asleep 😂

    • @randomstuff7668
      @randomstuff7668 Рік тому +2

      ​@@peterclarke7240she asked some questions multiple times bc she forgot the answer. That's not doing a good job a operator should be aware of even the small details and being able to type in everything they hear or being able to remember certain answers.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +14

      @@randomstuff7668 Do you know why she was doing that?
      Health professionals are trained to keep talking and seek as much clarity as possible while trying to reduce the risk of a patient passing out or becoming terrified- if he'd panicked or become unconscious, he'd have potentially caused more harm to himself, so keeping him alert and on the phone by asking him repeated questions is a standard tactic while waiting for help to arrive.

    • @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan
      @VirtuelleWeltenMitKhan 11 місяців тому +9

      @@randomstuff7668 1) asked multiple times to keep the caller occupied
      2) asked multiple times if you see the need to verify answers. In this case the answer changed :D

  • @chelseysizemore3792
    @chelseysizemore3792 4 роки тому +6713

    911: “are you behind them?”
    Mary: “no... *i am them*

  • @jessicamoore2952
    @jessicamoore2952 4 роки тому +3857

    "Do you want us to come over and shoot her?"
    "Excuse me?!"
    The kid overhearing the call: *nervous sweating*

  • @rosykindbunny1313
    @rosykindbunny1313 Рік тому +240

    "Are you behind them, or..."
    *"No, I am them."*
    Damn, what a plot twist...

    • @juliebraden6911
      @juliebraden6911 8 місяців тому +7

      You am them?

    • @DC.....
      @DC..... 7 місяців тому

      ​@@juliebraden6911 No you am not because I am them

  • @mysticxiiii
    @mysticxiiii 7 місяців тому +63

    Marys call was actually one if the SMARTEST phone calls ive ever heard to 911. Great awareness Mary and thanks for (eventually 😂) doing the right thing.

  • @mutantzairsoft5815
    @mutantzairsoft5815 4 роки тому +5454

    Operator: “How many pills does she take on a regular basis?”
    Caller: “Yeah”

    • @finnishwehraboo8377
      @finnishwehraboo8377 4 роки тому +115

      Well he was high

    • @c1rcles438
      @c1rcles438 4 роки тому +59

      he made a meme

    • @haydendube5174
      @haydendube5174 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah we watched it...

    • @blingwing3521
      @blingwing3521 4 роки тому +5

      We know.

    • @charityd614
      @charityd614 4 роки тому +4

      i think when he said that i think he thought the operator was saying how many pills does she take daily like each prescribed for her not just 1 type of pill but he only said vicodin so yikes

  • @ashlyn6125
    @ashlyn6125 4 роки тому +3300

    911: Are you behind or in front of them?
    Caller: *I AM THEM*

  • @userunknown4331
    @userunknown4331 Рік тому +270

    "Do you want us to shoot her for ya?" BRO I AM DEAD 😂😂💀

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 10 місяців тому +31

      Tbh I feel bad for the woman, that sounds like a genuinely terrifying thing for a cop to say

    • @xy4489
      @xy4489 10 місяців тому +11

      The joke lands flat in the current year, tbh.

    • @mariayoung7659
      @mariayoung7659 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@osheridanthe woman called 911 so was NOT talking to a police officer she was talking to a disbatch operator. Cops never answer a phone call that's what disbatch is for lol

    • @creatorofimages7925
      @creatorofimages7925 10 місяців тому +8

      @@mariayoung7659 except it is "dispatch" and not "-batch".

    • @ingridfong-daley5899
      @ingridfong-daley5899 7 місяців тому

      except when it's "disbitch"@@creatorofimages7925

  • @assmane999
    @assmane999 Рік тому +53

    That police man calling about being dead from a nibble of some pot brownies will never stop being hilarious. The fact he was a cop makes it so much better.

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 4 роки тому +25966

    I respect Mary for turning herself in.

    • @jacobmccorry125
      @jacobmccorry125 4 роки тому +1109

      Yeah I don't have that much respect for those who get behind the wheel drunk, and end up killing someone. However Mary seems like a good decent person realizing she was drunk and she didn't wanna hurt anyone she was just drunk. If more people where like her maybe there would be less alcohol related accidents. Mary knew she was most likely going to jail but she realized her life and other peoples lives are more important. I hope the judge was lenient on her for making the right decision.

    • @TheRealMr.Cheese.
      @TheRealMr.Cheese. 4 роки тому +340

      Jacob McCorry or she was just so drunk that she turned herself in

    • @MariaCastro-ye6sn
      @MariaCastro-ye6sn 4 роки тому +36

      Indeed

    • @Percy.404
      @Percy.404 4 роки тому +23

      Same

    • @ben7445
      @ben7445 4 роки тому +55

      Yeah like how is that dumb

  • @Hezoyam10
    @Hezoyam10 4 роки тому +2337

    1st caller: "I am them"
    2nd caller:"she are the manager"

    • @ilan9588
      @ilan9588 4 роки тому +105

      "I am them" is ok but the Operator asked "you am them?"

    • @TakaoSenpai
      @TakaoSenpai 4 роки тому +4

      I think we watched the same video

    • @franklin-_-3488
      @franklin-_-3488 4 роки тому

      @@ilan9588 shvtry4 Joe biagini

    • @snorlax7640
      @snorlax7640 4 роки тому +5

      3rd caller “I think we are dead.”

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому

      @@ilan9588 what'a wrong with what the operator said? They're just mimicking and quoting the weird sentence back to mary

  • @TGRAM7
    @TGRAM7 2 роки тому +201

    Awwww poor Mary. She seems like a sweet lady. I respect the operator for being so patient and kind with her. ❤️

  • @Burst_AO
    @Burst_AO Рік тому +34

    Mary has to be the best one. The sheer amount of honestly she showed and she even apologized for her actions with a voice that seems sincere, it's a courage that many don't have, and many would rather risk getting into an accident while driving drunk than to stop and admit that they're wrong. Not my new favorite person, but Mary has to be up there.

  • @pastelcomet582
    @pastelcomet582 4 роки тому +24847

    Atleast Mary was actually sober enough to realize that drunk driving is dangerous.

  • @robsyhood
    @robsyhood 4 роки тому +3891

    "well, i don't wanna hurt anybody"
    don't throw her to jail :(

    • @simplyunnoticeable55
      @simplyunnoticeable55 4 роки тому +109

      Don't put her in debt either

    • @robsyhood
      @robsyhood 4 роки тому +37

      @Ping me and your gay :D atleast don't put her to jail? ask her to pay for the fine then :(

    • @squidwardxclarinet4756
      @squidwardxclarinet4756 4 роки тому +79

      She still gotta go, but they could lessen her time in jail cuz she turned herself in

    • @iburahimu3911
      @iburahimu3911 4 роки тому +6

      chiboinks You're gay now

    • @justaike3690
      @justaike3690 4 роки тому +16

      Mary's a good person, a really good person

  • @icepick859
    @icepick859 Рік тому +80

    The 3rd call really reminds me of the first time being stoned. The anxiety, the paranoia, the time going really slow

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 Рік тому +5

      Yes! He really nailed it.

    • @icebergrose8955
      @icebergrose8955 Рік тому

      Drink orange juice, Vit C will bring you down, old hippy trick.

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 Рік тому +1

      I’d just sleeeeeeeeeep ooooo

    • @stephaniem2743
      @stephaniem2743 Рік тому +2

      Yeah, that one was too real for me. Of course, I also threw up a bunch. Terrible time, never wanted to risk that again. I can still see the humor in it though

    • @muttlee9195
      @muttlee9195 Рік тому +3

      They just took a little too much no one has died from Cannabis good they ate it rather than smoked which is dreadful just don’t do it every day ❤️

  • @roguelamp6991
    @roguelamp6991 Рік тому +30

    I personally think the first one wasn't out of dumbness but out of self awareness, takes a true man to admit that your doing something dangerious.

  • @zachary4137
    @zachary4137 4 роки тому +1776

    Hey at least Mary turned herself in instead of getting someone killed

    • @jambie
      @jambie 4 роки тому +1

      @AllieMacaroni well thx for destroying that bruh

    • @grubscream
      @grubscream 4 роки тому +1

      I don’t wanna like it because it’s at 666 likes.

  • @aspercisse4690
    @aspercisse4690 4 роки тому +5393

    “I think we’re dying”
    .....”i think we’re dead”

    • @nate5051
      @nate5051 4 роки тому +75

      That happened to me in fortnite once

    • @majikura6261
      @majikura6261 4 роки тому +15

      @@nate5051 ironic

    • @Kashshortz
      @Kashshortz 4 роки тому +15

      @Sillymouse04 ik u feel scared af

    • @kenziewinn9989
      @kenziewinn9989 4 роки тому +3

      bekwtf I never been high or anything like that

    • @okgutesviddo3070
      @okgutesviddo3070 4 роки тому +10

      Why the women don't said you can't die on weed

  • @andersonm87
    @andersonm87 2 роки тому +81

    Mike Forbees is a living Legend 😂

  • @KCKrumbcake
    @KCKrumbcake Рік тому +23

    Mad respect to Mary. Gigachad energy.

  • @justjaydenb
    @justjaydenb 4 роки тому +1868

    "I'm gonna file a complaint"
    "That's... I dont blame you a bit"

  • @7ngelVrk
    @7ngelVrk 4 роки тому +11146

    Mary’s call isn’t stupid. She turned herself in thats good!

  • @RoosterCogburn2112
    @RoosterCogburn2112 Рік тому +12

    "time is going by really, really, really, really slow"
    I felt that 😂😂😂

  • @brainwashingdetergent4322
    @brainwashingdetergent4322 Рік тому +13

    The humor of the last one was an 11/10

  • @hockeybros4032
    @hockeybros4032 3 роки тому +7365

    Mary is very honest. She even apologized. She sounds like a very respectful woman

    • @sovietsquidward5488
      @sovietsquidward5488 3 роки тому +287

      Yep good people can make bad decisions and correct them, seems like a wonderful woman

    • @MAF9237
      @MAF9237 3 роки тому +15

      777 likes ow time to ruin it

    • @darkNovaskar
      @darkNovaskar 3 роки тому +14

      Too bad she's not a responsible woman

    • @mediadump3295
      @mediadump3295 3 роки тому +148

      @@darkNovaskar dude she called the cops on herself ofc shes responsible wtf is ur logic

    • @mediadump3295
      @mediadump3295 3 роки тому +13

      Yh mary is cute little sister type lmaooo

  • @5celestialcosplays750
    @5celestialcosplays750 4 роки тому +3486

    “A few hours later Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace.” Best line ever

    • @yasmanisantana1336
      @yasmanisantana1336 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 роки тому +1

      I love that one

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 роки тому

      Plus I’m i. Michigan in my hotel right now

    • @saw2005.
      @saw2005. 3 роки тому

      @@dragonflyer9867 michigan same

    • @dragonflyer9867
      @dragonflyer9867 3 роки тому

      @@saw2005. I’m back in kanas I was just meeting my great grandpa before he died he died thursday

  • @Cynorwin
    @Cynorwin Рік тому +11

    Omg that dispatcher who questioned the guy about the brownies was driving ME crazy! I can only imagine how it felt for him being high as a kite lmaoo. I know those questions felt like it was lasting foreeeeeverr.🤣🤣

  • @MrJeremytpage
    @MrJeremytpage 11 місяців тому +6

    I think that First Lady is one of the smartest people I’ve seen. She did something stupid, but realized her issue and reported herself. She probably saved a life.

  • @dooeytee6715
    @dooeytee6715 4 роки тому +4426

    The guy that overdosed on weed was actually a police officer at the time and the marijuana he took from the evidence room. Makes it 100 times funnier.

    • @thelemonheads4853
      @thelemonheads4853 4 роки тому +45

      😂

    • @CHOM-fm3io
      @CHOM-fm3io 4 роки тому +35

      Source?

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 4 роки тому +130

      Legend has it she's still on the living room ground to this day.

    • @CHOM-fm3io
      @CHOM-fm3io 4 роки тому +18

      @@dooeytee6715 kinda

    • @alirader
      @alirader 4 роки тому +10

      @@CHOM-fm3iome too. Me too...

  • @oliverdybala1331
    @oliverdybala1331 3 роки тому +3885

    911: okay, are you behind them or....?
    MARY: I Am them
    911: You am them?
    ME: 😂😂😂

    • @tumiemat
      @tumiemat 3 роки тому +19

      Oliver DYBALA 7 best part of the convo😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @LadellTurner
      @LadellTurner 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂😂

    • @jamesmclean8623
      @jamesmclean8623 3 роки тому +4

      We saw the video

    • @lauracorralo7421
      @lauracorralo7421 3 роки тому +2

      lol

    • @vIllusionz
      @vIllusionz 3 роки тому +5

      Lol this was so funny I didn’t laugh

  • @julietneale1828
    @julietneale1828 2 роки тому +12

    i love the guy that said, “should we come over and shoot her?” he sounded like he was holding in a laugh

  • @eyeseer1
    @eyeseer1 11 місяців тому +2

    9-1-1 operators deserve medals everyday for taking the absolute patience and compassion of dealing with these people on the phone.
    They are absolute champions as people.

  • @ghshrksidhc5460
    @ghshrksidhc5460 4 роки тому +5110

    Props to Sanchez for realising that he's not dead.

  • @yoruka_
    @yoruka_ 4 роки тому +5430

    Mary
    She a little confused but she got the spirit

    • @vampyrezz
      @vampyrezz 3 роки тому +111

      And the spirit is Vodka XD

    • @CamuichorisStarBons64
      @CamuichorisStarBons64 3 роки тому +12

      @@vampyrezz lol

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 роки тому +4

      Bruh you just took me back to marlin waynes in scary movie!

    • @randomperson2124
      @randomperson2124 3 роки тому +8

      She’s still an upstanding citizen of where she lives…
      And vodka.

    • @pianohelper8873
      @pianohelper8873 3 роки тому +2

      Had a little lamb.

  • @saraimartin8669
    @saraimartin8669 2 роки тому +2

    “How many do you get that call in on themselves?” 🤣 R.E.S.P.E.C.T bro, madddd respect! ✊🏼

  • @thekellyandhayleishow5709
    @thekellyandhayleishow5709 7 років тому +2951

    Lol that last one seemed like the operator was done with the day, tired and wanted to go home so he tried to make a joke and laugh it off

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 4 роки тому +92

      I feel bad for him because that lady got really upset with it.

    • @manicanimations7813
      @manicanimations7813 4 роки тому +66

      @@cassanovax8368 well I mean, if I was in a scary situation and it's serious and the operator said that I wouldn't be to happy either. You're about to possibly die for goodness sake and someone cracks a joke.

    • @cassanovax8368
      @cassanovax8368 4 роки тому +16

      @@manicanimations7813 I know that, but this wasn't a big deal persay, it got solved regardless.

    • @DorianTMChannel
      @DorianTMChannel 4 роки тому +55

      @@cassanovax8368 Yeah I mean he could've handled it more professionally but she overreacted. Also keep in mind 911 operators have to deal with some really horrible stuff, and joking around helps them to cope with it.

    • @antoniorondao6642
      @antoniorondao6642 4 роки тому +22

      Manic Animations
      she was fighting a 12 year old

  • @iyfll
    @iyfll 4 роки тому +2123

    Legend has it that the women still didn’t get her chicken nuggets.

  • @mariannerush3186
    @mariannerush3186 2 роки тому +45

    I almost spit out my coffee with the woman asking for Officer Sanchez. 🤣 Nice to know we can order dates on 911 now! 🤣

    • @charlesfleetwood8585
      @charlesfleetwood8585 Рік тому +3

      That was dumb as hell that could have took them away from someone that really needed help it's a shame how it's ok for certain people to do dumb shit like that but it will be all kinds of racists nasty comments if another race have done the same thing and don't try to tell me it doesn't happen because i see it all the time

    • @jenx5870
      @jenx5870 Рік тому +8

      Was it the same Officer Sanchez that ate the brownies? It would complete the circle of dumb calls...

    • @smokeytaboo
      @smokeytaboo Рік тому +3

      @@charlesfleetwood8585 I agree with the first part, that was stupid as hell and that lady was annoying af but why bring race into it?

    • @charlesfleetwood8585
      @charlesfleetwood8585 Рік тому

      @@smokeytaboo because it's the truth start paying more attention to these comments when the different racist is doing the same thing in see the out come with the comments

    • @TheKitKatThe
      @TheKitKatThe Рік тому +6

      @@charlesfleetwood8585what??? this was never a race thing

  • @Toketree
    @Toketree 11 місяців тому +7

    We all love you Mary. You’re an inspiration to us all. They better have given her serious leniency.

  • @p0is0n49
    @p0is0n49 3 роки тому +3780

    I mean, the first one isn't dumb. She was being honest.

  • @caedonjohnson.5279
    @caedonjohnson.5279 4 роки тому +893

    Caller: I am drunk and driving.
    911: can you stop driving?
    Caller: sure.
    Problem solved.

    • @carteroakley8812
      @carteroakley8812 3 роки тому +1

      I almost liked ur comment. Didn’t want to ruin it

    • @caedonjohnson.5279
      @caedonjohnson.5279 3 роки тому

      @@carteroakley8812 I did it for u👍😊

    • @ShA-sm2ov
      @ShA-sm2ov 3 роки тому

      @@caedonjohnson.5279 NO. YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO. NOW IT'S UNEVEN.

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 роки тому +2

      @@ShA-sm2ov OCD be real out here in these streets

    • @Peabody388
      @Peabody388 5 місяців тому

      ​@@carteroakley8812ocd amirite?

  • @kennymiller5408
    @kennymiller5408 Рік тому +22

    No matter how many times I hear the brownie call it still makes me laugh 😂🤣

    • @giuglianacamelia217
      @giuglianacamelia217 Рік тому +1

      There is a track by Jamie Jones called 911 that samples the brownie caller,I recognised it straight away 😆

  • @theparagamer786
    @theparagamer786 10 місяців тому +2

    “I’m gonna file a formal complaint!”
    “That’s…I don’t blame you a bit.”
    Good man.

  • @deviniachambers6964
    @deviniachambers6964 4 роки тому +2862

    Operator:”Do you want me to come over and shoot her?”
    Me: 😱
    Edit: Oh damn thanks for the likes

  • @purplepotato1814
    @purplepotato1814 3 роки тому +7882

    "I was drinking all over"
    "I'm sorry"
    "I shouldn't be driving"
    Mary is a frickin sweetheart😭

    • @oliveoil1282
      @oliveoil1282 3 роки тому +227

      I feel like I've never heard of a Mary who was a bad person. Every Mary I've ever heard about is a lovely person

    • @OfTheiAm
      @OfTheiAm 3 роки тому +133

      @@oliveoil1282 Now Linda's....Lindas you gotta watch out for ....Don't even get me started on Missy's lol

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому +22

      @@OfTheiAm ahahaha 🤣 u are exactly right

    • @jamesmclean8623
      @jamesmclean8623 3 роки тому +8

      We saw the video

    • @lofkii
      @lofkii 3 роки тому +33

      @@oliveoil1282 Bloody Mary.

  • @mjr6830
    @mjr6830 2 роки тому

    “i think we’re dead. i really do” took me out 😭😭😭😭

  • @kunisse9548
    @kunisse9548 4 роки тому +3678

    Operator: Do you want me to come and shoot her?
    Caller: That’s not funny, I’m gonna report you!!
    Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
    I’m dying haha

  • @victoriaabenoja6562
    @victoriaabenoja6562 4 роки тому +18451

    Mary is the most respectful drunk person I've ever heard.
    edit: ah yes we love a year old comment 😀👍
    edit 2: THREE YEARS? time flies

  • @ususa8052
    @ususa8052 Рік тому +2

    The 911 operator in the drunk driving call was so shocked he replied:
    'You am them?'
    LMAO

  • @blurry6725
    @blurry6725 3 роки тому +5625

    Caller: “I can’t control her. she’s a twelve year old that’s as big as I am”
    911: Do you want us to come shoot her?”
    caller: “I’d like to file a formal complaint”
    911; “I don’t blame you one bit”
    My guy really didn’t wanna be a dispatcher.

    • @jacobtrujillo1237
      @jacobtrujillo1237 3 роки тому +821

      I loved that part. I feel bad for the guy, he saw an opportunity for a great joke and took it.

    • @blurry6725
      @blurry6725 3 роки тому +416

      Jacob Trujillo ya, i feel kinda bad for him too, but i can see why the caller wanted to report the dispatcher tho.

    • @jacobtrujillo1237
      @jacobtrujillo1237 3 роки тому +36

      @@blurry6725 yeah

    • @thagodwecreate5179
      @thagodwecreate5179 3 роки тому +198

      "formal complaint" for a joke? What a bitch. And a lot of truth is said in jest...seriously what does she want police to do? 12 years old bring out of control is not criminal, that's your problem lady.

    • @elt2773
      @elt2773 3 роки тому +159

      @@thagodwecreate5179 you're the bitch. You dont "joke" about shooting 12 year olds

  • @caseyashworth8016
    @caseyashworth8016 4 роки тому +2183

    "Do you have any weapons in the house?"
    "No"
    _Later_
    "Do you have any weapons in the house?"
    "You already asked me that"
    "And what did you say?"
    "Yeah, well, no, we do"
    *_A few hours after the call, Sanchez realized that he was not dead, and time returned to its normal pace._*

  • @WheelerRickTHETIEGUY
    @WheelerRickTHETIEGUY 11 місяців тому

    The couple HAF off the brownies… I’m in tears!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂…I soooo want video of it!!

  • @Emunah13819
    @Emunah13819 Рік тому +1

    "You *_am_* them?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ssjineon7032
    @ssjineon7032 4 роки тому +3163

    I think we're dying yeah I think we're dead already. 😂🤣

    • @OmegaGamer707
      @OmegaGamer707 4 роки тому +12

      SSJI Neon that one got me to lol

    • @dakoda887
      @dakoda887 4 роки тому +34

      Lol first time doing brownies

    • @davidxx0
      @davidxx0 4 роки тому +7

      SSJI Neon bruh this is in my friends city💀

    • @grantxd5195
      @grantxd5195 4 роки тому +4

      bruh the same thing happened to me lmao

    • @Livsaussielife
      @Livsaussielife 4 роки тому +2

      SSJI Neon remind me not to eat brownies ever again lmao

  • @trishalondon4451
    @trishalondon4451 3 роки тому +2063

    “i am them” phrase of the millennium

  • @alliegrady9481
    @alliegrady9481 Рік тому +1

    "I think we are dead" lmao I was dying while watching this

  • @MissSpaz
    @MissSpaz 11 місяців тому

    "Time is going by really slow"
    I'm dying, this will never not be hilarious

  • @nasorabusin9367
    @nasorabusin9367 3 роки тому +3402

    “We made brownies and I think we’re dead”😂

  • @juliettemurphy6262
    @juliettemurphy6262 4 роки тому +2474

    “Sanchez realized that he was nOt dEaD”

  • @mentalimbalance6808
    @mentalimbalance6808 Рік тому +3

    He greened out so bad! I bet they felt their pulse in their toes😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brianhoward7277
    @brianhoward7277 Рік тому +2

    "Please come! What time is it? I'm 28...no wait I'm 29. Please come! Are you coming? No, I'm just, I think we're dying. We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do. Time is going by, really, really, really slow. Please send rescue." 😂

  • @bleuebrade3655
    @bleuebrade3655 4 роки тому +1781

    Could you imagine if every criminal was like Mary:
    Criminal: Hello, I am commiting murder.
    Dispacher: Did you do it?
    C: Nah, I'm just about to
    D: Can you stop?
    C: Yeah, I'll stop
    D: Can you stop now?
    C: Yeah, alright, I'll stop

    • @salettesolis9618
      @salettesolis9618 3 роки тому +22

      lol

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 роки тому +143

      and that's how the suicide helpline was created

    • @lh2988
      @lh2988 3 роки тому +17

      Right 😂

    • @Samuel-ku1qb
      @Samuel-ku1qb 2 роки тому +30

      @@3_ormorecharacters dark. I respect that.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 Рік тому +3

      i laughed way too hard at this 😂😂

  • @YaPoppaaaa
    @YaPoppaaaa 4 роки тому +1053

    “Do you want us to come over and shoot her?”
    Lady : iS tHiS a JoKe To YoU

  • @boneybone8123
    @boneybone8123 10 місяців тому

    09:52 LMAO That was brilliant! Mike Forbess, you rock man!

  • @MessedUpBrainspike
    @MessedUpBrainspike 10 місяців тому +3

    Interesting case with Mary. She could've just realized she was doing something wrong, stopped driving and never spoken about it to anyone. But she decided to go the full way and turn herself in. Perhaps to really teach herself a lesson? In either case, that's quite worthy of respect.

  • @brehwtf
    @brehwtf 4 роки тому +754

    90% of the comments “Mary is an honest woman”
    10% Random crap

    • @benwalter9385
      @benwalter9385 4 роки тому +8

      JeuxPlaysGaming 70%Mary comments
      30%Jokes praising this police officer
      20%Comments about the other call

    • @NHAFFFF
      @NHAFFFF 4 роки тому +1

      And then there's you

    • @-zyannalynx-
      @-zyannalynx- 4 роки тому +1

      1% your comment

    • @emmaline.
      @emmaline. 4 роки тому

      1% stupidity (that's you)

    • @unicornjasminesun
      @unicornjasminesun 21 день тому

      Literally

  • @behemothbob
    @behemothbob 4 роки тому +1018

    “Honey I’m just gonna be honest with you”
    I’m dead😂😂

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 роки тому +12

      but sanchez isn't 😎

    • @theindecisivecrest
      @theindecisivecrest 2 роки тому +2

      How ironic you have 911 likes. I will be the like button for anyone who doesn’t want to mess it up.

    • @AlexTheSomething
      @AlexTheSomething Рік тому

      So right now at my school i just came home bc my teacher let us go early at home the ambulance will come because a kid jumped on the stairs and bang his head on the wall very hard and made a hole in his skull there were blood on his hands and his face was full of blood the ambulance is there right now and now im scared to go on stairs

    • @AlexTheSomething
      @AlexTheSomething Рік тому

      He was screaming swears there was blood on the stairs

    • @SumriseHD
      @SumriseHD Рік тому

      @@theindecisivecrest ✈️

  • @snowieken
    @snowieken 11 місяців тому +1

    "You am them?", so drily delivered.

  • @ineffablemars
    @ineffablemars Рік тому

    “I think we’re dead, I really do” 😂😂😂

  • @lasagna7364
    @lasagna7364 4 роки тому +320

    Operator: How much does she take on a regular basis?
    Edward: Yes.

  • @noah8262
    @noah8262 4 роки тому +1801

    Dude, third guy isn’t dumb he was just scared for him and his wife
    Edit: Redacted

    • @valenciachapman4312
      @valenciachapman4312 4 роки тому +258

      I'm annoyed with the operator I get that she was supposed to ask questions BUT DAMN LADY CHILL WITH THE QUESTIONS YOU SEE THE GUY DOESN'T KNOW

    • @kevincorley1750
      @kevincorley1750 4 роки тому +167

      Bruh that operator was annoying asffff

    • @vh2787
      @vh2787 4 роки тому +132

      Yeah you can hear her attitude and she sounds so fucking annoying i wanna punch her

    • @valenciachapman4312
      @valenciachapman4312 4 роки тому +17

      @@vh2787 SAME

    • @pinkfluffy82
      @pinkfluffy82 4 роки тому +47

      Exactly and the operator sucked >:(

  • @tomashton5499
    @tomashton5499 Рік тому +1

    "You am them?" 🤣

  • @Musik216
    @Musik216 5 місяців тому +2

    I know the 911 operator who asked, "Do you want us to come and shoot her?" is kicking himself right now in the unemployment line, BUT THANK YOU FOR THAT LAUGH!! That woman's reaction was solid😂😂😂😂😂 09:48

  • @user-hh2is9kg9j
    @user-hh2is9kg9j 2 роки тому +2368

    “I think we’re dead.”
    He was high as fuck and paranoid.

    • @marmadukereal1399
      @marmadukereal1399 2 роки тому +52

      Lmao for real he was fine

    • @lola58248
      @lola58248 2 роки тому +22

      That’s hilarious 😆

    • @AceSantiago
      @AceSantiago 2 роки тому +39

      @@lola58248 I'magne the situation when his police squad got their lmao

    • @carpathianken
      @carpathianken 2 роки тому +78

      Marijuana overdose can stir up the fright centres in your brain something terrible, especially when you ingest it by way of edibles.

    • @michaeljordan9879
      @michaeljordan9879 2 роки тому +41

      Don’t send the police. Send over the guy’s mom and her really, really religious friend. That’s a buzzkill.

  • @corey8778
    @corey8778 3 роки тому +1476

    "overdose on what?"
    "marijuana"
    ".... ok?"

    • @corey8778
      @corey8778 3 роки тому +108

      LMAO OKAY IT MAKES MORE SENSE THEYVE NEVER SMOKED BEFORE IM DEAD

    • @ventox1054
      @ventox1054 3 роки тому +9

      @@corey8778 i can relate to him

    • @indigostormxd3339
      @indigostormxd3339 3 роки тому +131

      Other people: I think there was something in the brownies
      Sanchez: I think there was something in the marjuana

    • @MalaYLoca
      @MalaYLoca 3 роки тому +3

      Lmfaoooo

    • @corey8778
      @corey8778 3 роки тому +31

      @Big J you actually can,, if you end up vomiting or "greened out" that's considered an overdose bc you took more than you could handle. obv u won't die but you still took too big of a dose, if that makes sense. ppl can also hallucinate and have seizures after smoking too much weed, but it's usually ppl like this who have 0 tolerance and decided their first experience w weed should involve a ton of edibles. that, or their body chemistry just isn't cut out for weed. ppl can also develop an allergy to weed called cannabis hyperemesis syndrome, which makes u vomit whether or not u smoked that day, cos it fucks w ur body chemical homeostasis or whatever

  • @SJReid82
    @SJReid82 Рік тому +6

    I really hope that officercalled that woman. That whole call was oddly adorable.

  • @amandalee748
    @amandalee748 10 місяців тому +1

    Thank you Mary for saving yourself and someone else life. Drunk driving can lead to tragedy.

  • @methegamerx
    @methegamerx 3 роки тому +924

    “Did you want us to come over and shoot her?”
    -MIKE FORBESS

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 3 роки тому +44

      I love the fact that he was just like, yeah I shouldn't have done that I'm an idiot

    • @Kelly-jn4cp
      @Kelly-jn4cp 3 роки тому +10

      I think he should get a promotion.

    • @kawaiisrs07
      @kawaiisrs07 3 роки тому +5

      he needs to be promoted

    • @RioMuc
      @RioMuc 3 роки тому +4

      @@Kelly-jn4cp He definitely should be promoted! Why is a mother of a 12 y.o. girl calling the police for? Even Mike Forbess couldn't understand the nature of her call and me neither.

    • @suhebmalek1890
      @suhebmalek1890 3 роки тому

      @@RioMuc watch the full story then speak. The girl had some type of diseas. Like she got angry and uncontrollable

  • @prozaxz
    @prozaxz 4 роки тому +1709

    Untoasted bread

    • @alvarotriguerosalonso7630
      @alvarotriguerosalonso7630 4 роки тому +7

      It was better the
      "Do you want us to come there and shoot her?"

    • @mattp283
      @mattp283 4 роки тому +2

      NO ONE LIKE it’s at 420 likes

    • @ssyudou7306
      @ssyudou7306 4 роки тому +3

      @@mattp283 wow Haha funny number Haha-_-

    • @eilythurston5250
      @eilythurston5250 4 роки тому +1

      hmmbrgr • 20 years ago it will be my Senior quote in the yearbook 😎

    • @prozaxz
      @prozaxz 4 роки тому

      @@eilythurston5250 😎

  • @MrsRobinson0741
    @MrsRobinson0741 4 місяці тому

    The brownies 😂🤣😂🤣 I think we are dying…I think I’m dead! Time is going by really, really, really, really slow 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @amenas.n0tt.homee246
    @amenas.n0tt.homee246 Рік тому +1

    Even though she is drunk she is still so kind and respectful 😌✨

  • @kayprivate2720
    @kayprivate2720 3 роки тому +2550

    You can tell Mike Forbees had been praying for a call like that, so he could drop that zinger on them. He was so proud of himself.

    • @staceytate4758
      @staceytate4758 3 роки тому +149

      Probably been getting many calls like that and couldn't handle it and made the joke. There's a non emergency number for a reason. Unless that troubled kid had a weapon, definitely call 911.

    • @ghstoperator4905
      @ghstoperator4905 3 роки тому +72

      I would have said the same tbh, man is a legend for saying what we all want to say

    • @maxxard7992
      @maxxard7992 3 роки тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @kayprivate2720
      @kayprivate2720 3 роки тому +8

      @@maxxard7992 9:47

    • @sawney.21
      @sawney.21 3 роки тому +59

      I find the joke harmless and he sounded like a good guy LoL

  • @vincentweatherly9991
    @vincentweatherly9991 3 роки тому +4685

    The brownie call, the caller sounded calmer than the dispatcher

    • @kevbarron6501
      @kevbarron6501 3 роки тому +301

      Yeah he was stoned. 🤯🥴

    • @linag7308
      @linag7308 3 роки тому +230

      I think she was the one on drugs. She was slurring her words.

    • @sapmz1990
      @sapmz1990 3 роки тому +192

      She needs to have some of this brownies and chill

    • @nico-iw6co
      @nico-iw6co 3 роки тому +238

      ya she sounded rly nervous. she must’ve been new at the job

    • @ciel_vanitas
      @ciel_vanitas 3 роки тому +111

      cuz hes dead, duh

  • @danonroof
    @danonroof Рік тому +3

    The sad part is if you've ever dealt with depression and anxiety and anybody struggling then the only stupid call was the last one...

  • @samuelcolt2600
    @samuelcolt2600 Рік тому

    Man. These things never get old, but I can not believe the pure and unadulterated ignorance of the world….. it’s truly astounding.

  • @derpyllamasderp
    @derpyllamasderp 4 роки тому +567

    Caller: There is a killer
    911: Who's the killer
    Caller: I'm the killer
    911: Stand where you at...

    • @hobisunshine8774
      @hobisunshine8774 3 роки тому +6

      It was drunk drivning

    • @countryoutlaw7972
      @countryoutlaw7972 3 роки тому

      @@hobisunshine8774 bruh u stoopid it’s a joke😑

    • @THE_DUCKYT
      @THE_DUCKYT 3 роки тому

      @@countryoutlaw7972 bruh u stoopid it's a joke😑

    • @snowycc
      @snowycc 3 роки тому

      @@hobisunshine8774 bruh you stoopid it's a joke😑

    • @hobisunshine8774
      @hobisunshine8774 3 роки тому

      @@snowycc LMAO I DONT EVEN REMEMBER COMMENTING THIS! XDDDD

  • @XxDimeExX
    @XxDimeExX 4 роки тому +565

    Last Operator: I don’t blame you a bit.
    Sounds like Chandler when he knows he messed up with one his jokes.lmao

    • @souky110
      @souky110 4 роки тому +3

      So true

    • @overripeschnitzel
      @overripeschnitzel 3 роки тому +3

      yes. friends.

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 роки тому +17

      Y'all talking bout friends? My initial thought was mrbeast hahahaha

    • @Tht1Dude
      @Tht1Dude 3 роки тому

      @johnny ember *BRUH*

  • @aaawazaa
    @aaawazaa 9 місяців тому +1

    Mary is giving "im not IN danger, I AM THE DANGER" vibes

  • @AnAdorableWombat
    @AnAdorableWombat 2 роки тому +1

    Marijuana caller was just high as hell lmaooooo he said I think we're dead. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @unlessitskk
    @unlessitskk 3 роки тому +3792

    Everyone: *talking about mary*
    Me: what type of McDonald’s doesn’t have chicken nuggets

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 роки тому +24

      Can’t tell if your female or not but if you are
      cringe.

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 роки тому +14

      Oh yeah you are female

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 роки тому +13

      We don’t like your kind around here

    • @tittieboy
      @tittieboy 3 роки тому +12

      And a mega cringe one at that too

    • @riverpenguinlegs4849
      @riverpenguinlegs4849 3 роки тому +180

      @@tittieboy you're bullying a 14 year old child for being female
      i hate gamers

  • @kaenryuuart543
    @kaenryuuart543 4 роки тому +1083

    Marry: i am them
    Operator: you am them?
    Me: looks like she's not the only one who is drunk

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +25

      I think operator is just quoting the weird sentence back to mary... coz if the operator had used "I" instead of "you" that would have referred to operator n not mary

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 4 роки тому +6

      @@kittenmimi5326 i mean.....
      you......AM THEM????

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому +5

      @@kaenryuuart543 read my comment again, I'm just saying that I think, the operator is saying "you am them??" to quote Mary's weird sentence, so the operator's intention is to ask Mary: "huh? What do you mean by saying you am them?"
      Soo then I conclude that it's not because the operator have terrible grammar. But then again I could be wrong, idk

    • @maxgeopiano
      @maxgeopiano 4 роки тому +11

      @@kittenmimi5326 Couldn't he have asked "You are them?" though...

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 4 роки тому

      @@maxgeopiano oh yea