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  • Опубліковано 29 гру 2006
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  • @surge9308
    @surge9308 8 років тому +1403

    Imagine a teacher looking for an educational video, and accidentally playing this in front of the whole class.

    • @euphonizzle
      @euphonizzle 7 років тому +9

      dam son i see you on a couple spiders on dugs videos

    • @PigeonSa174
      @PigeonSa174 7 років тому +48

      My psychology professor used this for educational material

    • @manglexxxx7073
      @manglexxxx7073 7 років тому +3

      ikr LOL lol

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 7 років тому +9

      well spiders on drugs are something pretty interesting man
      now I want a pet spider. Like a goliath bird eater spider (isn't that the most METAL name given to any Speciesism *ever*?) which is like friendly and doesn't bite me and I would always smoke weed with my spider bro

    • @cjheumillergaming9843
      @cjheumillergaming9843 7 років тому +7

      My teacher did this by accident

  • @rottweiler938
    @rottweiler938 4 роки тому +5053

    Everyone: “I’m here because of UA-cam’s recommendations”
    Me: “I’m here because of a presentation at school”

  • @13th.moon.
    @13th.moon. 7 місяців тому +461

    I can’t believe it took me until “the spider got a restraining order” to realize this was fake

    • @laayiv9449
      @laayiv9449 7 місяців тому +10

      Same (although I had suspicious before that)

    • @tawnikitari
      @tawnikitari 7 місяців тому +25

      The video is fake, but they have actually done studies on how drugs effect their web building. 😆

    • @marisakennedy777
      @marisakennedy777 7 місяців тому +5

      ikr, they did a really good job with the video quality, the soundtrack, and the narration, tots passed as real

    • @pbaily950
      @pbaily950 6 місяців тому +2

      Not allowed within 100 centimeters of his web and babies.... I loved this video. I thought it was real also at first.

    • @SoupyMittens
      @SoupyMittens 12 днів тому

      how did you not realize when the spider built a hammock

  • @bmx51nx2
    @bmx51nx2 9 місяців тому +162

    "Hi this is the Canadian wildlife service in Ottawa, how many we help you?"
    "Yes I would like more info on the crack spiders bitch."

  • @zrytun6019
    @zrytun6019 4 роки тому +14048

    I knew it was gonna go downhill the minute marijuana spider built a hammock

  • @geovani60624
    @geovani60624 4 роки тому +3133

    "When given alcohol, the spider beat up his wife"

    • @marwox6765
      @marwox6765 4 роки тому +13

      I died

    • @mfkimkai
      @mfkimkai 4 роки тому +5

      Im wheezing

    • @geovani60624
      @geovani60624 4 роки тому +7

      @@mfkimkai i commented it before watching the whole video, then i realized that i was the one being fooled

    • @margosketch
      @margosketch 4 роки тому +6

      The chris brown spider

    • @willemmooy1228
      @willemmooy1228 4 роки тому +2

      AmazinChannel “I woke up like Chris breezy”

  • @thecarnew5334
    @thecarnew5334 9 місяців тому +83

    Quitting UA-cam shorts really did something to my recommendations.

    • @arc.gouda08
      @arc.gouda08 9 місяців тому +2

      bro fr 💀or its just the amount of spider content i've been watching

  • @legendarywindowtrash
    @legendarywindowtrash 8 місяців тому +113

    This seemed real until the restraining order

    • @ThePurpleMushroom
      @ThePurpleMushroom 8 місяців тому +8

      REallly... the hammock didn't give it away? LMAO

    • @synthesoul
      @synthesoul 8 місяців тому +2

      @@ThePurpleMushroom This behavior is actually common in web building spiders like the Black Widow where they will build a web to trap prey and a web on the ground that is used like a bunker where they escape to when they are theeatened.

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 4 роки тому +10854

    Spoiler Alert: Don’t read the comments before watching the video

  • @theultimatemadman1126
    @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +20134

    Not gonna lie. They had us in the first half.

    • @maiz4299
      @maiz4299 5 років тому +241

      Most underrated comment fucking ever

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +23

      @@maiz4299 thanks

    • @bosnaguy9557
      @bosnaguy9557 5 років тому +41

      @@maiz4299 overrated u mean, hella unoriginal

    • @macho8240
      @macho8240 5 років тому +10

      @@bosnaguy9557 Yeah I see it everywhere as well

    • @thenarwhalking8300
      @thenarwhalking8300 5 років тому +2

      Yep they sure did

  • @asomewhatgoofyguy4950
    @asomewhatgoofyguy4950 7 місяців тому +92

    glad i was not alone in thinking this was serious up until the restraining order part.

  • @snakerblaker
    @snakerblaker 4 місяці тому +81

    This popped in everyone's recommended after 16 years, and im honored to see this.

  • @diamossentertainment8911
    @diamossentertainment8911 4 роки тому +3354

    Love him or hate him, he’s speaking straight facts.

  • @goodvibes3839
    @goodvibes3839 4 роки тому +30404

    You know I actually believed that this was a real thing until the spider got a restraining order

  • @locally_sourced_beans
    @locally_sourced_beans 8 місяців тому +70

    i come back to this video ever so often, and it never gets old lmao

    • @StarStruckSkyz
      @StarStruckSkyz 8 місяців тому +3

      Same

    • @rapidfirer56
      @rapidfirer56 8 місяців тому +2

      glad i wasn't the only one today xD

    • @michaellaughman
      @michaellaughman 8 місяців тому

      I've been getting a chuckle from this for years 😅

  • @HundredDaysMusic
    @HundredDaysMusic 4 місяці тому +70

    Ladies and Gentlemen. It's good to see everyone back here again at the agreed time and place.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 4 місяці тому +4

      Many happy returns in the new year!

  • @epicty3607
    @epicty3607 4 роки тому +10188

    "Building webs is for suckaz"
    Basically wolf spiders

  • @joelsamuel8407
    @joelsamuel8407 4 роки тому +14062

    Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half.

    • @deeslugz
      @deeslugz 4 роки тому +129

      HONESTLY like how does that happen

    • @terrortigga4036
      @terrortigga4036 4 роки тому +231

      Dude, I thought this was real.
      Then, some weird sh#t was happening.
      And I was all like “Wtfh is this?”

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn 4 роки тому +79

      @@terrortigga4036 Dude just type shit, mommy's not gonna find this comment.

    • @PickleHick
      @PickleHick 4 роки тому +50

      This so old. My science teacher showed us this years ago. It was hilarious. Time flies

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 роки тому +24

      I really wanted this to be a real documentary... U.u

  • @cHAOs9
    @cHAOs9 7 місяців тому +52

    When the caffeine spider was hyper i got very suspicious. When the pot spider built a hammoc i knew it was fake. When the alcohol spider got a restraining order i finally knew it was a joke.

    • @Gongall
      @Gongall 7 місяців тому +3

      Then when the crack spider took dudes nest, I realized it was actually real all along...

  • @BOLIVIAZO
    @BOLIVIAZO 4 місяці тому +51

    This is a internet checkpoint for sure

  • @tdh6666
    @tdh6666 4 роки тому +2138

    I’m realizing how young the majority of youtubers are, that they didn’t know this was a big meme when it came out

    • @ikaici9207
      @ikaici9207 4 роки тому +17

      TDH i’m 15 though, and i knew it was a meme

    • @y4em1ku
      @y4em1ku 4 роки тому +11

      I wasnt born yet lol

    • @tdh6666
      @tdh6666 4 роки тому +4

      Tanaka I’m gen z but okay lmao

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 4 роки тому +3

      14

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 4 роки тому +6

      Aiyana Koehler can’t relate

  • @singo4536
    @singo4536 4 роки тому +3097

    Most unsolved things
    1. Area 51
    2. Bermuda Triangle
    3. UA-cam Recommendation

    • @derekleiro
      @derekleiro 4 роки тому +7

      **Mysteries science still can't explain

    • @Illuminfinity
      @Illuminfinity 4 роки тому +2

      youtubes algorithm actually can be solved. this joke is dumb because everybody knows how youtube recommendations work.

    • @ericroy1880
      @ericroy1880 4 роки тому +4

      @fake garfield R/Woooosh

    • @dexyl5341
      @dexyl5341 4 роки тому

      Also most unsolved things
      1. Why people are copying this joke

    • @leninshinobiyt1770
      @leninshinobiyt1770 4 роки тому

      😂mysteries

  • @tankofyah7998
    @tankofyah7998 8 місяців тому +23

    I like how it started sort of believable, but then took a sharp turn.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 8 місяців тому

      Right?! Shit got real. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @DiegoDuron-bb4ie
    @DiegoDuron-bb4ie 8 місяців тому +30

    I legit thought this was real until they showed the restraining order 😂😂😂

  • @doggo1671
    @doggo1671 4 роки тому +14044

    I thought this whole thing was real until the spider got an restraining order and the other spider popped a cap in it's ass

    • @gerard4039
      @gerard4039 4 роки тому +366

      It is real , it just the way he says it , all real

    • @muirsjan
      @muirsjan 4 роки тому +62

      LMAO

    • @nsr5961
      @nsr5961 4 роки тому +33

      NCF Studios thanks BBC for ruining my childhood.

    • @epicalien1913
      @epicalien1913 4 роки тому +141

      So you thought the hammock was real?

    • @4Viewtiful_Rizo7
      @4Viewtiful_Rizo7 4 роки тому +22

      NCF Studios on god this threw me off

  • @theapelau1842
    @theapelau1842 4 роки тому +3326

    I realized this video was a joke wayy later than I should have

    • @roann5138
      @roann5138 4 роки тому +8

      Right 😂😂😂😂

    • @renegade5130
      @renegade5130 4 роки тому +13

      Wait what joke?

    • @phxsqhenes
      @phxsqhenes 4 роки тому +1

      Sameee Llmaoo 😂😭

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +20

      To my shame, i realized it at the "restraining order" part.
      But in my defense, i did get suspicious at the hammock part.

    • @cheezstix122
      @cheezstix122 4 роки тому

      Kaytiekat same here

  • @ytmndan
    @ytmndan 5 місяців тому +27

    I'm so glad that the UA-cam algorithm has chosen to bless the younger generations with this certified hood classic today.

  • @kurjekkolds1489
    @kurjekkolds1489 2 місяці тому +52

    "When given a minute dose of LSD..." *SWABS ENTIRE FRONTAL BODY WITH LSD*

  • @secretgamer743
    @secretgamer743 4 роки тому +11678

    They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 роки тому +43

      WHO JUST LIKED I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT THERES 69 LIKES THEN IT GOES UP TO 70

    • @galaaxlefabuleux6971
      @galaaxlefabuleux6971 4 роки тому +18

      @@cyanoticspore676 he did right then, it definitely wasn't worth to comment on the 69 likes ^^

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 роки тому +7

      @@galaaxlefabuleux6971 yeah idk y I wanted to

    • @xxblauxx1539
      @xxblauxx1539 4 роки тому +2

      Secret Gamer yeahhh xD

    • @L.J.Xlovesarts
      @L.J.Xlovesarts 4 роки тому +2

      They really did 😂😂🤞🏻

  • @thechioras7734
    @thechioras7734 3 роки тому +5033

    Fun fact: Even after 13 years you still had this on your recommended...

  • @greenbrush
    @greenbrush 8 місяців тому +27

    I thought this was normal until the hammock spider came up.

    • @rapidfirer56
      @rapidfirer56 8 місяців тому

      We used to do shit the hard way too before ai this year xD

  • @lizzyleefree1593
    @lizzyleefree1593 16 днів тому +32

    Why is this only just now getting recommended to me 17 years later??

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 5 років тому +2520

    THC Spider: *me in the morning.*
    Caffeine Spider: *me at night*

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +2

      Crack spider:

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      @@mas532 me at day

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      LSD spider:me when i have to work

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +1

      1:20

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому

      @@leevikv sure thats you at day?

  • @Meyohimeyoi
    @Meyohimeyoi 3 роки тому +4756

    “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

  • @innocuousalias6632
    @innocuousalias6632 8 місяців тому +24

    I like the slow decent that breaks into a mad finish once the jig is up.

  • @Betway765
    @Betway765 8 місяців тому +23

    NAH I LEGIT THOUGHT THIS WAS A GENUINE EXPERIMENT AT THE BEGINING

  • @castielshoneybeetit633
    @castielshoneybeetit633 7 років тому +1187

    I legit almost thought it was real

    • @brookagainstthemachine
      @brookagainstthemachine 7 років тому +61

      I think almost everyone did until that restraining order part started

    • @m0chi793
      @m0chi793 7 років тому +17

      but what about the hammock

    • @sueb262
      @sueb262 7 років тому +11

      Some of us tumbled to it with the hammock.

    • @FallenTerrarian
      @FallenTerrarian 7 років тому +3

      - CastielsHoneybeeTit - wait so it isn't real?

    • @Marcelo-lg1mv
      @Marcelo-lg1mv 7 років тому

      I hope you are joking

  • @rafmontalban4429
    @rafmontalban4429 4 роки тому +20501

    Plot twist:
    The narrator was the one on drugs

  • @SoBasicallyHayden
    @SoBasicallyHayden 4 місяці тому +23

    "For more information on the crack spider's bitch..." Was undoubtedly the first time those words have ever been strung together in that order.

  • @ultrakaiser8547
    @ultrakaiser8547 3 місяці тому +36

    This is somehow the most inaccurate, yet accurate depiction of Canadian science ever to exist and I love it

    • @curlingsky
      @curlingsky 3 місяці тому +2

      As a Canadian can confirm 👍

  • @canadiansyrup50
    @canadiansyrup50 5 років тому +3149

    2006: Why, not sure
    2009: Not sure why
    2015: Sure not, why
    2019: Sure, why not

    • @yordihop8810
      @yordihop8810 5 років тому +66

      Yo this fucked my mind

    • @frankulives5932
      @frankulives5932 5 років тому +10

      Dude wtf xD

    • @Yxnder
      @Yxnder 5 років тому +7

      Yoo this is from 2006?? And just now in my recommended?? 🤣🤣

    • @justindrown9592
      @justindrown9592 5 років тому +2

      I got your comment to 1k your welcome

    • @andymartinez4728
      @andymartinez4728 5 років тому +2

      Very much accurate

  • @user-eu1om4mk7z
    @user-eu1om4mk7z 4 роки тому +12052

    I literally thought this was a serious video until the alcohol spider

  • @tripical
    @tripical 10 днів тому +36

    Well boys looks like the algorithm has decided it’s that time for us to see this masterpiece once again

    • @bloodmasta1
      @bloodmasta1 9 днів тому +1

      Definitely not complaining :) some great memories came back with this :)

    • @medicbabe2ID
      @medicbabe2ID 9 днів тому +1

      Welcome back, everyone

  • @amv240
    @amv240 2 місяці тому +36

    I love how this video just pops up on my feed every now and then. One of my absolute favorites!

  • @tricky2910
    @tricky2910 3 роки тому +3099

    They literally made a mini restraining order for the spider

  • @Tyler-bg1ln
    @Tyler-bg1ln 4 роки тому +1597

    Kids in 1950s: Cancer will be treated in the 2000s
    Scientists in the 2000s: I think this spider needs some crack

    • @borkborkbork1144
      @borkborkbork1144 4 роки тому +12

      2020 lets give kids some drugs

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +8

      bork bork bork nah they were doing that in the 50s too. They basically had ice cream trucks drive around neighbourhoods and give kids ice cream samples except they weren’t ice cream trucks and instead of ice cream samples they were cigarettes.

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg damn I wanted to read some comments but instead I got a history lesson

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +1

      MØmMy_Airłiñeß do you regret it?

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg actually. Not at all

  • @CASPER_ECL_KEX
    @CASPER_ECL_KEX 5 місяців тому +52

    I love the stoner spider watching the caffeine spider just fucking go at it swingin on the web 😭😭😭

  • @muridtahmatgnas2184
    @muridtahmatgnas2184 9 місяців тому +26

    Damn this was 16 years ago, I feel old af

  • @roybucket4169
    @roybucket4169 3 роки тому +622

    "The marijuana spider instead built a hammock."
    I actually believed him for a second.

  • @666HYUCK
    @666HYUCK 3 роки тому +4536

    The fact that I did not realise this was fake until the restraining order part

    • @loushendrikyung5546
      @loushendrikyung5546 3 роки тому +30

      Fax

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 3 роки тому +73

      It's not fake

    • @barterbanion9743
      @barterbanion9743 3 роки тому +166

      The part about testing drugs on spiders is a thing scientists have definitely done but the story about the spiders in the video is fake.

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 3 роки тому +5

      Naw

    • @RayRay-jw1ei
      @RayRay-jw1ei 3 роки тому +2

      Joyshua Same!!!! 😂😂

  • @kalebbrown-tm6lo
    @kalebbrown-tm6lo 9 місяців тому +52

    why did i think this was gunna be a genuine documentary

    • @Khhh-jw4ee
      @Khhh-jw4ee 9 місяців тому +1

      it is tho

    • @kalebbrown-tm6lo
      @kalebbrown-tm6lo 9 місяців тому

      true😂@@Khhh-jw4ee

    • @TK-zf7sx
      @TK-zf7sx 9 місяців тому

      Same here. I didn't see this coming, but I liked it.

  • @totalweirdo8538
    @totalweirdo8538 4 місяці тому +37

    Had me going until the restraining order 😂

  • @koncha0422
    @koncha0422 4 роки тому +11745

    Did anyone else think this shit was serious at first? 😆😂

    • @oh-noe
      @oh-noe 4 роки тому +43

      same

    • @fantoast6932
      @fantoast6932 4 роки тому +196

      Bruh this was pretty cool then I was like *"w a i t"*

    • @koncha0422
      @koncha0422 4 роки тому +142

      @@fantoast6932 lmao that's what I'm sayin. I got thrown off when I saw the restraining order 😆.

    • @mauriceotc3804
      @mauriceotc3804 4 роки тому +8

      Me

    • @stankyleginc.8157
      @stankyleginc.8157 4 роки тому +3

      Uh me

  • @zecoriflare5508
    @zecoriflare5508 7 років тому +22237

    I thought it was real until the restraining order

    • @buge7286
      @buge7286 7 років тому +623

      it is real apart from that
      I hope

    • @zecoriflare5508
      @zecoriflare5508 7 років тому +71

      Rico_narwhal awesome

    • @Addy187a1
      @Addy187a1 7 років тому +484

      I thought he was serious before the spider came in with the hydraulics lol

    • @wolfman0313
      @wolfman0313 7 років тому +216

      Adam Ahmed boi I thought it was reall Intel the spider w/THC stated billing a hemlock

    • @The987654321Boom
      @The987654321Boom 7 років тому +57

      some of yall on cracking if it took that long!

  • @profsusansatsumas
    @profsusansatsumas 7 місяців тому +29

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS SERIOUS FOR A BIT LOL

  • @itsjustzenn.
    @itsjustzenn. 9 місяців тому +13

    I love how everyone got this video recommended at the same time and we're all here for it

  • @ira1420
    @ira1420 4 роки тому +5317

    I didn't expect this kind of humor was from 2006

    • @baniracc
      @baniracc 4 роки тому +20

      Ikr

    • @gaelceja1674
      @gaelceja1674 4 роки тому +2

      Lupo Astronomico I know right

    • @furiusjack
      @furiusjack 4 роки тому +10

      I'm as old as this video noise :D

    • @TerrariaGolem
      @TerrariaGolem 4 роки тому +4

      @@furiusjack I was born 1999... I only remember wholesome memes

    • @guidelineuk
      @guidelineuk 4 роки тому +5

      It's got 420 likes I don't want to change it to 421😎😁

  • @tivonanewman8751
    @tivonanewman8751 4 роки тому +2448

    Had me in the first half thinking this was an actual documentary

  • @SenderBender63
    @SenderBender63 4 місяці тому +50

    I haven’t watched this in years and am now getting it on my recommended, what is the algorithm on

  • @lolnothxyt
    @lolnothxyt 8 місяців тому +21

    The little restraining order they gave the spider lmfao
    I cant stop laughing and it's the dumbest part

  • @hope-eg2pk
    @hope-eg2pk 4 роки тому +8308

    Everyone out here saying this is fake, but yo this shit's facts

    • @lonelybadger64
      @lonelybadger64 4 роки тому +29

      69 likes. Nice

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 4 роки тому +24

      Ikr? Especially at school. Yes, I know what I said, have you been to school lately?

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 4 роки тому +11

      @@lonelybadger64 I read your username and I respect

    • @tntyeeter3947
      @tntyeeter3947 4 роки тому +3

      269 Likes, Nice
      (I was the 269th like)

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 4 роки тому +1

      @@tntyeeter3947 niceee.

  • @RaulLopez-yq2el
    @RaulLopez-yq2el Рік тому +11475

    I was seriously paying attention like I was ready to learn about unusual spider behavior. Instead, I ended up learning about what spiders do when the streets get tough.

    • @ytmisi2144
      @ytmisi2144 Рік тому +40

      Bro, what's the meaning of "behavior" on spanish?

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 Рік тому +42

      its a very good and informative video but i dont think they should give any of those substances to spiders. Its not natural. But other than that its a good expriment

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Рік тому +82

      @@scoper7897 they're just spiders dude

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 Рік тому +16

      @@tylerlackey1175 THEY ARE ANIMALS WIT FEELINGS TOO

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 Рік тому +57

      @@scoper7897 hmmmm no

  • @LHizzFoShizz
    @LHizzFoShizz 8 днів тому +25

    the first time I saw this 15 years ago and it's still hilarious I've never seen anything that topped this

    • @jpong122
      @jpong122 8 днів тому +2

      Seriously, hard to not burst out laughing after the second half

  • @A-a724
    @A-a724 13 днів тому +19

    Almost 20 years later and this still gives me a chuckle. Man I'm getting old.

    • @Katteyezz
      @Katteyezz 13 днів тому

      Me too 🤦🏿‍♀️🤣

    • @liminaloner
      @liminaloner 12 днів тому

      This was randomly in my recommended page. Brought back a nice memory. 💕

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +12364

    I thought it was legit until he said "Restraining Order"

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 5 років тому +694

      So you just accepted 00:48 as reality before?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 5 років тому +51

      Same

    • @spongeygamer
      @spongeygamer 5 років тому +226

      @@ArvMC spiders also make horizontal webs btw soo...

    • @Cakenaddo
      @Cakenaddo 5 років тому +15

      Just a dude who likes Dbz exactly

    • @blandharp9795
      @blandharp9795 5 років тому +6

      Just a dude who likes Dbz me too 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaiyas9464
    @kaiyas9464 4 роки тому +2032

    “Then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass”
    A poetic masterpiece

  • @TheDeadComedian.
    @TheDeadComedian. 8 місяців тому +16

    "welcome, I brought you all here to see spiders on drugs, again."
    - the UA-cam Algorithm

  • @OldTimeyDragon
    @OldTimeyDragon 5 місяців тому +28

    "For more information on the crack spider's bitch..." LOL

    • @quickstep2408
      @quickstep2408 5 місяців тому +2

      as a canadian i can confirm. we have all inquired about the crack spider's bitch.

  • @basilsfakejordans
    @basilsfakejordans 3 роки тому +1033

    Video: 13 years ago
    99% of the comments: *1 Hour ago*

  • @bradschuh4618
    @bradschuh4618 3 роки тому +20501

    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him. Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.

    • @AzrialAlaria
      @AzrialAlaria 3 роки тому +326

      Sounds like a Rodney Dangerfield joke lol

    • @eafesaf6934
      @eafesaf6934 3 роки тому +79

      Lol

    • @lauriewiles8610
      @lauriewiles8610 3 роки тому +183

      Omg..fucking great

    • @littlelemon3465
      @littlelemon3465 3 роки тому +47

      Bahahaha XD

    • @omna1
      @omna1 3 роки тому +97

      dude can I use this quote for a cartoon? all credit to you

  • @R_O_S
    @R_O_S 8 місяців тому +17

    Pro level trolling from 16 years ago

  • @Lord_of-the_Rats-
    @Lord_of-the_Rats- 4 місяці тому +23

    It’s funny how this video just randomly got recommended to everyone in the past 9 hours and now it is blowing up like crazy

    • @susdyeh
      @susdyeh 4 місяці тому

      Whtf same

    • @AndrewStruthers
      @AndrewStruthers  4 місяці тому +10

      Happens every few months

    • @JonJurgenstein
      @JonJurgenstein 4 місяці тому

      bro is still active@@AndrewStruthers

    • @ItsMeeJon
      @ItsMeeJon 4 місяці тому +4

      @@AndrewStruthers many creators don’t respond to comments on a video they uploaded an hour ago and here you are interacting with a 16 year old video. Respect

    • @Lord_of-the_Rats-
      @Lord_of-the_Rats- 4 місяці тому +1

      Makes sense. Also mad respect for still replying to comments, you are so cool@@AndrewStruthers

  • @lold2041
    @lold2041 3 роки тому +31915

    Ok but we’re not gonna talk about the fact that everyone clicked on this genuinely trying to see what spiders did on drugs?

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 3 роки тому +276

      Hahaha ikr

    • @chloroform1236
      @chloroform1236 3 роки тому +664

      Is any of this true does a spider on caffeine spin like a god damn maniac? Does marijuana spider make a hammock?

    • @sixhundred3score6
      @sixhundred3score6 3 роки тому +129

      That's exactly the kind of thing we want to see.

    • @lllLoko
      @lllLoko 3 роки тому +79

      Meme Dog You expect any of us to know? Lol

    • @randomwowjunkie
      @randomwowjunkie 3 роки тому +28

      Been talkin about it since 2006

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 3 роки тому +22806

    This started off as a documentary and ended as a legendary tale.

  • @ninetyfourpictures748
    @ninetyfourpictures748 4 місяці тому +34

    I remember this gem! Most people found out it was bs at the hammock part.
    I actually thought that hammock part was pretty cool and kept watching still thinking it was a real Nat Geo clip 😂
    It was a few seconds later though when the spider got a restraining order where I realized, I'm not as smart as I think I am.
    This video literally changed my life. Humbled me. 😂

  • @spacesharkwriter6554
    @spacesharkwriter6554 4 місяці тому +18

    “Well meet again, don’t no where, don’t know when, but I know we’ll meet again some sunny day”

  • @mr.wholesome7745
    @mr.wholesome7745 3 роки тому +4441

    I didn’t realise this was a joke until “restraining order”...

    • @aozora8181
      @aozora8181 3 роки тому +179

      Bruh you thought a spider building a hammock was normal

    • @mr.wholesome7745
      @mr.wholesome7745 3 роки тому +125

      Aozora bro I thought he was blazed I thought “yeah fair, chill out lil spider”

    • @rokkotaco524
      @rokkotaco524 3 роки тому +4

      That’s the point

    • @gabebenavides5523
      @gabebenavides5523 3 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @zenaidahv1664
      @zenaidahv1664 3 роки тому +5

      I didnt realize this comment was stolen until I scrolled down

  • @dctmatt
    @dctmatt 5 років тому +2745

    "But the mate got a restraining order"
    "The crack cocain spider figured building webs was for suckas"
    Amazing

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 5 років тому +2

      Canadian TV best TV.
      I should know. I'm a leaf-person.

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 4 роки тому +1

      Crack spider is hands down my favorite.

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 4 роки тому

      The Reprehensible lmao u leaf person I wish I was a leaf person not a rice person lmao. Oof used two lmaos

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant Місяць тому

      Hmm

  • @mariocaparelli4293
    @mariocaparelli4293 7 місяців тому +27

    Been watching this for 16 years. have to come back every so often and pay my respects.

    • @MrMagnum7220
      @MrMagnum7220 7 місяців тому +3

      You have to remind yourself to never be the crack spiders bitch.

  • @shigshug8581
    @shigshug8581 8 місяців тому +21

    All the spiders had beef with the caffeine spider for some reason LOL

    • @aiodensghost8645
      @aiodensghost8645 7 місяців тому

      Weed spider didnt have beef, it found caffeine spider amusing. LSD spider was probably playing Black Widow (the classic Atari arcade game). Crack spider just wanted to unga-bunga.

  • @dummysalami
    @dummysalami 10 місяців тому +1242

    Our teacher played this in biology but NOBODY LAUGHED I FELT SO BAD FOR HER.

    • @thecorrectoification
      @thecorrectoification 10 місяців тому +64

      We're the students immigrants? Sometimes humor doesn't translate across cultures.

    • @dummysalami
      @dummysalami 10 місяців тому +99

      @@thecorrectoification nope...

    • @MrHuddo
      @MrHuddo 10 місяців тому +12

      Dumb motherfuckers were probably writing down notes

    • @poopilydoopily7784
      @poopilydoopily7784 9 місяців тому +40

      🙏🛐 praying for her speedy recovery

    • @Theguywithspectacles
      @Theguywithspectacles 9 місяців тому

      Idk the students are straight up humourless and stupid

  • @HopperHouse2009
    @HopperHouse2009 3 роки тому +12126

    I actually thought this was legit till's the restraining order came in.

    • @lobsterminion693
      @lobsterminion693 3 роки тому +422

      What's not legit about it? Alcohol abuse has ruined countless marriages; this is very relatable.

    • @johnnyringo5411
      @johnnyringo5411 3 роки тому +19

      Lol me 2

    • @scabberdabber2597
      @scabberdabber2597 3 роки тому +144

      waits so you thought the hamock was real

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 3 роки тому +125

      No joke, they legit showed us this in school.
      I've never been more bamboozled in my life lmao

    • @EmoShit-yj5um
      @EmoShit-yj5um 3 роки тому +8

      Same heh

  • @monoO733
    @monoO733 4 місяці тому +26

    and 16 years later the youtube algorithm brought me back here

  • @azuredragonvtx2429
    @azuredragonvtx2429 4 місяці тому +26

    Why are we all back here again???

  • @plain3089
    @plain3089 3 роки тому +4283

    Took me until the hammock to realize this is a joke.

    • @snickeridooo5467
      @snickeridooo5467 3 роки тому +73

      Every time I watch this I forget it's not serious

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 3 роки тому +186

      Took me till the restraining order

    • @cupcqke8421
      @cupcqke8421 3 роки тому +104

      I believed the hammock 💀💀

    • @ProdAC-ut1kp
      @ProdAC-ut1kp 3 роки тому +48

      Took me till the spider pulled up in a hot wheel

    • @yankee789
      @yankee789 3 роки тому +4

      I took me in till the spiders made webs

  • @Mercury7780
    @Mercury7780 3 роки тому +19672

    I actually felt like I was being educated for a moment...

    • @thatoneguyEVAN
      @thatoneguyEVAN 3 роки тому +592

      I read this before and still fell into that trap.

    • @lilchoco5682
      @lilchoco5682 3 роки тому +80

      Same...

    • @justjk2922
      @justjk2922 3 роки тому +89

      Why is this in my recommendation

    • @YoYoR6
      @YoYoR6 3 роки тому +36

      we all here on the 30th?

    • @j4605
      @j4605 3 роки тому +6

      @@YoYoR6 yep

  • @nagaslrac
    @nagaslrac 26 днів тому +19

    I called the Canadian Wildlife Service in Ottawa who reported that the THC spider eventually made it back to its hammock after the crack spider thought people were crawling under its exoskeleton & went completely nuts.

    • @sketch37_
      @sketch37_ 16 днів тому

      Oh thats beautiful

  • @GAZBLIN
    @GAZBLIN 4 місяці тому +30

    I was like, 'Gosh, that's really interesting!'.... then .'..built a hammock where it lay all day, and watched the caffeine spider', go,'
    LMAO

  • @blooiee6389
    @blooiee6389 4 роки тому +14381

    my teacher accidentally played this in our science class thinking it was legit lmaoooo 😂😂

    • @MIKA1032651
      @MIKA1032651 4 роки тому +675

      CaptainQwertyJuice interesting so he didn’t thoroughly plan out the class lesson before coming to school that day? He just decided “hey let’s watch a UA-cam video about spiders on drugs”?

    • @LadyAlainna
      @LadyAlainna 4 роки тому +533

      @@MIKA1032651 You'd be surprised. You think teachers never come up with ideas on the spot, always prepare their class and never Google things?

    • @slatt8667
      @slatt8667 4 роки тому +324

      @@MIKA1032651 My science teacher has gone through youtube and asked us what we wanted to watch.

    • @patronsaintofpoison
      @patronsaintofpoison 4 роки тому +291

      "Oh, spiders. That's science." *click

    • @Snooty1
      @Snooty1 4 роки тому +34

      CaptainQwertyJuice
      So basically
      ua-cam.com/video/_ybgZN6zu5s/v-deo.html

  • @kevinfernandes1688
    @kevinfernandes1688 3 роки тому +2121

    UA-cam: " Wanna see spiders on drugs "
    Everyone: " Why not "

    • @soupyfox8299
      @soupyfox8299 3 роки тому +8

      Caffine spider be like: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sophiaslytherin8221
      @sophiaslytherin8221 3 роки тому +1

      @@soupyfox8299 wo

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 3 роки тому

      @@soupyfox8299 and the Crack spider's like: Ay bro I heard you wanted a cap in yo ass

    • @S5U0I1C6
      @S5U0I1C6 3 роки тому

      xd

    • @phaselola
      @phaselola 3 роки тому +1

      Literally

  • @piggiesmalls4
    @piggiesmalls4 9 місяців тому +11

    16 years later, this video’s still good

  • @ate_my_wheaties
    @ate_my_wheaties 6 місяців тому +29

    16 years later and this randomly pops back in my head. Glad to see so many people discovering it for the first time. The lesson here is simple: given the choice between weed and crack, do the crack

  • @krissadams9412
    @krissadams9412 3 роки тому +1550

    “Its okay they will Watch all in quarantine”

    • @dmobye
      @dmobye 3 роки тому +1

      Bantu subscribe ya temen2
      ua-cam.com/video/D0Ua9lPZJWk/v-deo.html

    • @proxnoober1217
      @proxnoober1217 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @proxnoober1217
      @proxnoober1217 3 роки тому

      @otaku gamer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @user-uz6kh7ev8j
      @user-uz6kh7ev8j 3 роки тому +2

      Оу ЕYS BABYYY IT IS CORONA TIME

    • @proxnoober1217
      @proxnoober1217 3 роки тому

      @@user-uz6kh7ev8j its corona time 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @snjackalope856
    @snjackalope856 4 роки тому +1979

    Its definitely American spider.

    • @vundertaker1156
      @vundertaker1156 4 роки тому +7

      Why did they need to contact the Canadian wildlife center then?🙄🤔

    • @snjackalope856
      @snjackalope856 4 роки тому +17

      @@vundertaker1156 u didn't get the joke ok

    • @max.6669
      @max.6669 4 роки тому +12

      @@vundertaker1156 r/whoosh

    • @cristinavasilciuc6851
      @cristinavasilciuc6851 4 роки тому +8

      @@snjackalope856 i think he/she got the joke and im pretty sure he/she joked aswell

    • @napdragon2499
      @napdragon2499 4 роки тому +4

      @@max.6669 incorrect

  • @lightborn9071
    @lightborn9071 8 місяців тому +12

    This needed 16 years to get recommended, but finally humanity is ready for it.

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 9 місяців тому +11

    It had me going until the restraining order

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 3 роки тому +2766

    The way this man says “suckas” gets me every time.

    • @BallisticGhast6
      @BallisticGhast6 3 роки тому +39

      Same with how the spider’s car kept doing wheelies. Lmao

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 3 роки тому +12

      Lol the hot rod was a nice touch!

    • @davidg1612
      @davidg1612 3 роки тому +3

      Reminds me of how Richard Cheese says "nigga". So cheesy it hurts to laugh. Lol

    • @hafiz7581
      @hafiz7581 3 роки тому +8

      1:13 lol

    • @Danny-sx6cj
      @Danny-sx6cj 3 роки тому

      Same

  • @baekhyunskookie4585
    @baekhyunskookie4585 3 роки тому +2621

    Everybody's gangsta til the Crackspider drives a car without license.

    • @haerin7
      @haerin7 3 роки тому +7

      SJWUEISDOWHST

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 3 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @india7014
      @india7014 3 роки тому

      BRO-

    • @x1joyboy
      @x1joyboy 3 роки тому

      If you could check out my music I’d really appreciate it❤️ (ua-cam.com/users/jaydopluto)

    • @alaynalx1272
      @alaynalx1272 3 роки тому

      hi could everyone check out my first video I literally have no views lmao. not trying to be rude just trying to get the word out 🔥😎

  • @ladymecha8718
    @ladymecha8718 4 місяці тому +13

    Made my night. 😂 this was posted 16 years ago, and it’s still funny in mid December 2023.

  • @peppermintmiso4341
    @peppermintmiso4341 8 місяців тому +15

    oh my god this is 16 years ago truly ahead of its spider-time