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  • @zrytun6019
    @zrytun6019 5 років тому +14990

    I knew it was gonna go downhill the minute marijuana spider built a hammock

  • @epicty3607
    @epicty3607 4 роки тому +10717

    "Building webs is for suckaz"
    Basically wolf spiders

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 роки тому +23001

    This started off as a documentary and ended as a legendary tale.

  • @mrdth1012
    @mrdth1012 2 місяці тому +315

    I contacted the Candaian Wildlife Service in Ottawa and they told me not to call again.

    • @Axolotl446
      @Axolotl446 Місяць тому +1

      rightly so, you were the crack spider's ***** all along!

    • @grahamhrdlicka420
      @grahamhrdlicka420 Місяць тому +3

      I told em you were callin

    • @alexriley05
      @alexriley05 26 днів тому +2

      I think you should definitely call again… by any chance do you have the number?
      because I have some follow up questions that are of the utmost importance for them 😂

    • @2serveand2protect27
      @2serveand2protect27 23 дні тому +2

      Aaah! What the hell do they know??

  • @tivonanewman8751
    @tivonanewman8751 5 років тому +2467

    Had me in the first half thinking this was an actual documentary

  • @rafmontalban4429
    @rafmontalban4429 5 років тому +20626

    Plot twist:
    The narrator was the one on drugs

  • @geovani60624
    @geovani60624 5 років тому +3303

    "When given alcohol, the spider beat up his wife"

    • @marwox6765
      @marwox6765 5 років тому +17

      I died

    • @mfkimkai
      @mfkimkai 5 років тому +6

      Im wheezing

    • @geovani60624
      @geovani60624 5 років тому +9

      @@mfkimkai i commented it before watching the whole video, then i realized that i was the one being fooled

    • @margosketch
      @margosketch 5 років тому +10

      The chris brown spider

    • @willemmooy1228
      @willemmooy1228 5 років тому +4

      AmazinChannel “I woke up like Chris breezy”

  • @BarrettCharlebois
    @BarrettCharlebois 2 дні тому +25

    This still slaps 17 years later

  • @goodvibes3839
    @goodvibes3839 5 років тому +31940

    You know I actually believed that this was a real thing until the spider got a restraining order

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 4 роки тому +2787

    The way this man says “suckas” gets me every time.

    • @BallisticGhast6
      @BallisticGhast6 4 роки тому +41

      Same with how the spider’s car kept doing wheelies. Lmao

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 4 роки тому +13

      Lol the hot rod was a nice touch!

    • @davidg1612
      @davidg1612 4 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of how Richard Cheese says "nigga". So cheesy it hurts to laugh. Lol

    • @hafiz7581
      @hafiz7581 4 роки тому +9

      1:13 lol

    • @Danny-sx6cj
      @Danny-sx6cj 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @diamossentertainment8911
    @diamossentertainment8911 4 роки тому +3370

    Love him or hate him, he’s speaking straight facts.

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 2 місяці тому +87

    I think the best part is how the crack spider is never formally introduced. They just show up out of nowhere and cause chaos as if they weren’t even part of the experiment.

  • @secretgamer743
    @secretgamer743 5 років тому +11754

    They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 років тому +44

      WHO JUST LIKED I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT THERES 69 LIKES THEN IT GOES UP TO 70

    • @galaaxlefabuleux6971
      @galaaxlefabuleux6971 5 років тому +18

      @@cyanoticspore676 he did right then, it definitely wasn't worth to comment on the 69 likes ^^

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 років тому +7

      @@galaaxlefabuleux6971 yeah idk y I wanted to

    • @AlsErsteInFlorenz
      @AlsErsteInFlorenz 5 років тому +2

      Secret Gamer yeahhh xD

    • @LJXrot
      @LJXrot 5 років тому +2

      They really did 😂😂🤞🏻

  • @Meyohimeyoi
    @Meyohimeyoi 4 роки тому +4804

    “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

  • @Mercury7780
    @Mercury7780 4 роки тому +21154

    I actually felt like I was being educated for a moment...

    • @thatoneguyEVAN
      @thatoneguyEVAN 4 роки тому +628

      I read this before and still fell into that trap.

    • @lilchoco5682
      @lilchoco5682 4 роки тому +85

      Same...

    • @justjk2922
      @justjk2922 4 роки тому +95

      Why is this in my recommendation

    • @YoYoR6
      @YoYoR6 4 роки тому +39

      we all here on the 30th?

    • @j4605
      @j4605 4 роки тому +6

      @@YoYoR6 yep

  • @elephantgrass631
    @elephantgrass631 Місяць тому +58

    The LSD spider didn’t spin a web, but wrote an album that will BLOOOOW YOUR MIIIIIND.

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 5 років тому +11138

    Spoiler Alert: Don’t read the comments before watching the video

  • @Tyler-bg1ln
    @Tyler-bg1ln 4 роки тому +1615

    Kids in 1950s: Cancer will be treated in the 2000s
    Scientists in the 2000s: I think this spider needs some crack

    • @borkborkbork1144
      @borkborkbork1144 4 роки тому +12

      2020 lets give kids some drugs

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +8

      bork bork bork nah they were doing that in the 50s too. They basically had ice cream trucks drive around neighbourhoods and give kids ice cream samples except they weren’t ice cream trucks and instead of ice cream samples they were cigarettes.

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg damn I wanted to read some comments but instead I got a history lesson

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +1

      MØmMy_Airłiñeß do you regret it?

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg actually. Not at all

  • @surge9308
    @surge9308 8 років тому +1794

    Imagine a teacher looking for an educational video, and accidentally playing this in front of the whole class.

    • @euphonizzle
      @euphonizzle 8 років тому +11

      dam son i see you on a couple spiders on dugs videos

    • @PigeonSa174
      @PigeonSa174 8 років тому +56

      My psychology professor used this for educational material

    • @manglexxxx7073
      @manglexxxx7073 8 років тому +4

      ikr LOL lol

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 8 років тому +11

      well spiders on drugs are something pretty interesting man
      now I want a pet spider. Like a goliath bird eater spider (isn't that the most METAL name given to any Speciesism *ever*?) which is like friendly and doesn't bite me and I would always smoke weed with my spider bro

    • @cjheumillergaming9843
      @cjheumillergaming9843 8 років тому +9

      My teacher did this by accident

  • @johnrodgers8457
    @johnrodgers8457 14 днів тому +24

    I don't know why this is in my feed again after 17 years bit I'm happy to see it again.

  • @tricky2910
    @tricky2910 3 роки тому +3121

    They literally made a mini restraining order for the spider

  • @bokehintheussr5033
    @bokehintheussr5033 4 роки тому +2222

    "Hello, this is the Canadian Wildlife Service, how may I help?"
    Me: "Yes, I'm wondering if you can help me...".

    • @jacobc8019
      @jacobc8019 4 роки тому +96

      “For more information on the Crack Spider’s bitch...”

    • @creightonleerose582
      @creightonleerose582 4 роки тому +13

      YOU call 'em!.....I emailed them already as to the health & well being of the "CrackSpiderzBiiiatch" & his/her Patreon account(*TM)
      I havent received a reply as of YET...;)

  • @tdh6666
    @tdh6666 5 років тому +2168

    I’m realizing how young the majority of youtubers are, that they didn’t know this was a big meme when it came out

    • @ikaici9207
      @ikaici9207 5 років тому +17

      TDH i’m 15 though, and i knew it was a meme

    • @y4em1ku
      @y4em1ku 5 років тому +11

      I wasnt born yet lol

    • @tdh6666
      @tdh6666 5 років тому +4

      Tanaka I’m gen z but okay lmao

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 5 років тому +3

      14

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 4 роки тому +6

      Aiyana Koehler can’t relate

  • @two-keytech7578
    @two-keytech7578 22 дні тому +13

    This never gets old. I'm glad I still get this in my feed every once in while.

  • @joelsamuel8407
    @joelsamuel8407 4 роки тому +14611

    Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half.

    • @deeslugz
      @deeslugz 4 роки тому +131

      HONESTLY like how does that happen

    • @terrortigga4036
      @terrortigga4036 4 роки тому +240

      Dude, I thought this was real.
      Then, some weird sh#t was happening.
      And I was all like “Wtfh is this?”

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn 4 роки тому +82

      @@terrortigga4036 Dude just type shit, mommy's not gonna find this comment.

    • @PickleHick
      @PickleHick 4 роки тому +54

      This so old. My science teacher showed us this years ago. It was hilarious. Time flies

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 роки тому +25

      I really wanted this to be a real documentary... U.u

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 5 років тому +21728

    *The real reason why Sony and Disney's Spider-Man deal fell apart*

  • @DigiNeko
    @DigiNeko 4 роки тому +33536

    i thought this was a real documentation for a moment
    ngl they got me real for the first half

  • @jontarr7444
    @jontarr7444 Місяць тому +37

    I had completely forgotten this absolute gem! Inernet hall of fame charter member.

  • @user-eu1om4mk7z
    @user-eu1om4mk7z 5 років тому +12224

    I literally thought this was a serious video until the alcohol spider

  • @appleraple8937
    @appleraple8937 5 років тому +1052

    UA-cam has brought us together yet again on a 12yr old video...

    • @q_w0ckk
      @q_w0ckk 5 років тому +4

      Stevis r/rareinsults

    • @jeremiahrod363
      @jeremiahrod363 5 років тому

      Greetings my friend

    • @lyght01
      @lyght01 5 років тому +1

      Yeah why did this pop up all of a sudden

    • @nhathoangminh6641
      @nhathoangminh6641 5 років тому

      So true man, so true, damn UA-cam rec

    • @チン-n8o
      @チン-n8o 5 років тому

      Well almost 13

  • @666HYUCK
    @666HYUCK 4 роки тому +4572

    The fact that I did not realise this was fake until the restraining order part

    • @loushendrikyung5546
      @loushendrikyung5546 4 роки тому +30

      Fax

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 4 роки тому +74

      It's not fake

    • @barterbanion9743
      @barterbanion9743 4 роки тому +168

      The part about testing drugs on spiders is a thing scientists have definitely done but the story about the spiders in the video is fake.

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 4 роки тому +5

      Naw

    • @SlimRaySuga
      @SlimRaySuga 4 роки тому +2

      Joyshua Same!!!! 😂😂

  • @A-a724
    @A-a724 7 місяців тому +19

    Almost 20 years later and this still gives me a chuckle. Man I'm getting old.

    • @DGsKattKatt
      @DGsKattKatt 7 місяців тому

      Me too 🤦🏿‍♀️🤣

    • @liminaloner
      @liminaloner 6 місяців тому

      This was randomly in my recommended page. Brought back a nice memory. 💕

  • @krissadams9412
    @krissadams9412 4 роки тому +1551

    “Its okay they will Watch all in quarantine”

    • @dmobye
      @dmobye 4 роки тому +1

      Bantu subscribe ya temen2
      ua-cam.com/video/D0Ua9lPZJWk/v-deo.html

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      @otaku gamer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @АсаналиКемелов
      @АсаналиКемелов 4 роки тому +2

      Оу ЕYS BABYYY IT IS CORONA TIME

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      @@АсаналиКемелов its corona time 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @RaulLopez-yq2el
    @RaulLopez-yq2el 2 роки тому +13879

    I was seriously paying attention like I was ready to learn about unusual spider behavior. Instead, I ended up learning about what spiders do when the streets get tough.

    • @ytmisi2144
      @ytmisi2144 2 роки тому +46

      Bro, what's the meaning of "behavior" on spanish?

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 2 роки тому +44

      its a very good and informative video but i dont think they should give any of those substances to spiders. Its not natural. But other than that its a good expriment

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 роки тому +90

      @@scoper7897 they're just spiders dude

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 2 роки тому +18

      @@tylerlackey1175 THEY ARE ANIMALS WIT FEELINGS TOO

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 роки тому +65

      @@scoper7897 hmmmm no

  • @madspaghetti
    @madspaghetti 4 роки тому +11361

    Its fake
    The spiders were paid actors.

    • @Blargo245
      @Blargo245 4 роки тому +28

      burn EVERYTHING too bad

    • @adamztmz
      @adamztmz 4 роки тому +20

      IMPOSSIBLEE

    • @sruto
      @sruto 4 роки тому +28

      its fake? NANI THE FUCK!? how did you know!

    • @Nachtara-nr1pv
      @Nachtara-nr1pv 4 роки тому +30

      So they are Paid actors while mating and consuming drugs.
      Interesting

    • @alekswong998
      @alekswong998 4 роки тому +8

      Wait, how did you know?!?! Is it because it can drive a car?!?! Hmm...

  • @Pierce-lz7kv
    @Pierce-lz7kv 19 днів тому +17

    This is still the funniest damn documentary I've ever watched!

  • @lieselbrehmer
    @lieselbrehmer 3 роки тому +6401

    I completely lost it when it showed the caffeine spider literally just flying around its web

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 3 роки тому +72

      Some spiders actually do that sometimes

    • @davidc756
      @davidc756 3 роки тому +28

      The narrator sounds like Kevin spacey looks

    • @captainhyperion2936
      @captainhyperion2936 3 роки тому +6

      lmao same
      im outdated btw

    • @markushansen1047
      @markushansen1047 3 роки тому +7

      They do it because they think that it makes them impossible to see

    • @CastledarkDweller27
      @CastledarkDweller27 3 роки тому

      @@markushansen1047 they damn right.

  • @theapelau1842
    @theapelau1842 5 років тому +3349

    I realized this video was a joke wayy later than I should have

    • @roann5138
      @roann5138 5 років тому +8

      Right 😂😂😂😂

    • @renegade5130
      @renegade5130 5 років тому +13

      Wait what joke?

    • @phxsqhenes
      @phxsqhenes 5 років тому +1

      Sameee Llmaoo 😂😭

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +21

      To my shame, i realized it at the "restraining order" part.
      But in my defense, i did get suspicious at the hammock part.

    • @cheezstix122
      @cheezstix122 5 років тому

      Kaytiekat same here

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 5 років тому +2532

    THC Spider: *me in the morning.*
    Caffeine Spider: *me at night*

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +2

      Crack spider:

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      @@mas532 me at day

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      LSD spider:me when i have to work

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +1

      1:20

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому

      @@leevikv sure thats you at day?

  • @blueday22
    @blueday22 5 місяців тому +29

    17 years its been 17 years and I have found my way back to the video

    • @AkimboJV
      @AkimboJV 5 місяців тому +1

      See ya next year

  • @roybucket4169
    @roybucket4169 4 роки тому +625

    "The marijuana spider instead built a hammock."
    I actually believed him for a second.

  • @doggo1671
    @doggo1671 5 років тому +14213

    I thought this whole thing was real until the spider got an restraining order and the other spider popped a cap in it's ass

    • @gerard4039
      @gerard4039 5 років тому +372

      It is real , it just the way he says it , all real

    • @muirsjan
      @muirsjan 5 років тому +64

      LMAO

    • @nsr5961
      @nsr5961 5 років тому +34

      NCF Studios thanks BBC for ruining my childhood.

    • @epicalien1913
      @epicalien1913 5 років тому +144

      So you thought the hammock was real?

    • @4Viewtiful_Rizo7
      @4Viewtiful_Rizo7 5 років тому +24

      NCF Studios on god this threw me off

  • @theultimatemadman1126
    @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +20254

    Not gonna lie. They had us in the first half.

    • @maiz4299
      @maiz4299 5 років тому +240

      Most underrated comment fucking ever

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +23

      @@maiz4299 thanks

    • @bosnaguy9557
      @bosnaguy9557 5 років тому +41

      @@maiz4299 overrated u mean, hella unoriginal

    • @macho8240
      @macho8240 5 років тому +11

      @@bosnaguy9557 Yeah I see it everywhere as well

    • @thenarwhalking8300
      @thenarwhalking8300 5 років тому +3

      Yep they sure did

  • @AnEvilSunBro
    @AnEvilSunBro 6 днів тому +24

    Time capsule UA-cam. Took me right back, bro.

  • @basilsfakejordans
    @basilsfakejordans 4 роки тому +1034

    Video: 13 years ago
    99% of the comments: *1 Hour ago*

  • @kevinfernandes1688
    @kevinfernandes1688 4 роки тому +2121

    UA-cam: " Wanna see spiders on drugs "
    Everyone: " Why not "

    • @PsychIrisTrist
      @PsychIrisTrist 4 роки тому +8

      Caffine spider be like: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sophiaslytherin8221
      @sophiaslytherin8221 4 роки тому +1

      @@PsychIrisTrist wo

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 роки тому

      @@PsychIrisTrist and the Crack spider's like: Ay bro I heard you wanted a cap in yo ass

    • @S5U0I1C6
      @S5U0I1C6 4 роки тому

      xd

    • @phaselola
      @phaselola 4 роки тому +1

      Literally

  • @hope-eg2pk
    @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +8294

    Everyone out here saying this is fake, but yo this shit's facts

    • @lonelybadger64
      @lonelybadger64 5 років тому +29

      69 likes. Nice

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 5 років тому +24

      Ikr? Especially at school. Yes, I know what I said, have you been to school lately?

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +11

      @@lonelybadger64 I read your username and I respect

    • @tntyeeter3947
      @tntyeeter3947 5 років тому +3

      269 Likes, Nice
      (I was the 269th like)

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +1

      @@tntyeeter3947 niceee.

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 Місяць тому +23

    Good to know people still come back for this masterpiece

    • @efgivvigfe6514
      @efgivvigfe6514 Місяць тому +1

      18 years later and I still get the urge to watch this whenever someone mentions a spider

  • @blueroses8349
    @blueroses8349 5 років тому +2261

    *”Popped a cap in his as*”*
    -Man who speaks in a calm tone

    • @sativuhh
      @sativuhh 5 років тому +1

      {{Gabie Marine}} wait, why did I comment the same thing as you a week ago and you get more likes?

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      Idk
      :|

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      I didn’t even know u commented the same thing I’m so sorry 😐

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      Literally I did not know

    • @lobster6944
      @lobster6944 5 років тому +1

      somehow that man said that in that calm ass tone.

  • @edwardota1991
    @edwardota1991 5 років тому +6973

    Man I thought it was seriously then I heard hammock and I got suspicious

    • @jaycup552
      @jaycup552 5 років тому +36

      I thought spiders actually had guns. D:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😡😡

    • @okaymoonstorm
      @okaymoonstorm 5 років тому +27

      It took me until the gun to realize it was a joke

    • @Shadowfire204
      @Shadowfire204 5 років тому +14

      A lot of people didn't know until the restraining order

    • @kylehutcherson6645
      @kylehutcherson6645 5 років тому +2

      Eduardo Ota that’s the cutest larva I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @_amews_
      @_amews_ 5 років тому +2

      Same

  • @theoriginallevee
    @theoriginallevee 3 роки тому +7055

    imagine being a telemarketer in Canada, and someone calling they say
    "i wanna know more about the crack spider's bitch."

    • @nickjinnie6753
      @nickjinnie6753 3 роки тому +78

      LMAO

    • @whatclub3934
      @whatclub3934 3 роки тому +36

      I need to

    • @HafooluApps
      @HafooluApps 3 роки тому +46

      @Google • 9 years ago Hurry up man

    • @JessiiXD
      @JessiiXD 3 роки тому +128

      Telemarketer: Not this shit again, where does this keep coming from?

    • @orangutex468
      @orangutex468 3 роки тому +13

      666 likes in 2 weeks?

  • @vanadjog7700
    @vanadjog7700 5 місяців тому +23

    UA-cam content before 2012 was/is the most awesome thing in my life

  • @sunkenship7668
    @sunkenship7668 3 роки тому +2332

    “Came up behind it, and popped a cap in his ass”

  • @rottweiler938
    @rottweiler938 5 років тому +5164

    Everyone: “I’m here because of UA-cam’s recommendations”
    Me: “I’m here because of a presentation at school”

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +12396

    I thought it was legit until he said "Restraining Order"

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 5 років тому +692

      So you just accepted 00:48 as reality before?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 5 років тому +51

      Same

    • @spongeygamer
      @spongeygamer 5 років тому +227

      @@ArvMC spiders also make horizontal webs btw soo...

    • @Cakenaddo
      @Cakenaddo 5 років тому +15

      Just a dude who likes Dbz exactly

    • @blandharp9795
      @blandharp9795 5 років тому +6

      Just a dude who likes Dbz me too 😂😂😂😂

  • @deadeyebrad2828
    @deadeyebrad2828 3 місяці тому +40

    I love how it starts off normal and then gets more unhinged

  • @kaiyas9464
    @kaiyas9464 5 років тому +2052

    “Then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass”
    A poetic masterpiece

  • @Y2Knostalgia2000
    @Y2Knostalgia2000 3 роки тому +7276

    “Given caffeine, the spiders web was not effected, but it’s behavior was.” *proceeds to show spider having a tiny seizure*

  • @subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5
    @subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5 3 роки тому +3313

    Petition for this to be played in every biology classes

    • @c4662
      @c4662 3 роки тому +82

      This actually was played in my Gym/Health class back in my first year of highschool.
      We all thought this was a legit documentary testing the effects of drugs on spiders, then we saw the restraining order part and all started laughing.
      The crack cocaine spider almost had kids falling out of their chairs laughing.
      Good times.

    • @imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478
      @imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478 3 роки тому +16

      @@c4662 omg that's golden

    • @JAYTEHGAMER
      @JAYTEHGAMER 3 роки тому +14

      @@c4662 i thought this was real until the caffine spider and hammok

    • @ryanpikarest4034
      @ryanpikarest4034 3 роки тому +4

      Ryan Pikarest
      Signed

    • @ryanpikarest4034
      @ryanpikarest4034 3 роки тому +4

      @@c4662 that sounds like an r/thathappened

  • @GickelsGaming
    @GickelsGaming 2 місяці тому +37

    thats crazy how this video still resonates as far back as the golden myspace days

  • @baekhyunskookie4585
    @baekhyunskookie4585 4 роки тому +2619

    Everybody's gangsta til the Crackspider drives a car without license.

    • @haerin7
      @haerin7 4 роки тому +7

      SJWUEISDOWHST

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @india7014
      @india7014 4 роки тому

      BRO-

    • @x1joyboy
      @x1joyboy 4 роки тому

      If you could check out my music I’d really appreciate it❤️ (ua-cam.com/users/jaydopluto)

    • @alaynalx1272
      @alaynalx1272 4 роки тому

      hi could everyone check out my first video I literally have no views lmao. not trying to be rude just trying to get the word out 🔥😎

  • @Bingeworthy
    @Bingeworthy 4 роки тому +3761

    The way I was watching like .... wow ... interesting until it hit me 😂😂😂

    • @BEGONE1
      @BEGONE1 4 роки тому +3

      Fun facts: I was never worthy.

    • @RestLestNights
      @RestLestNights 4 роки тому +5

      Fun fact: this is recomended 13yrs ago

    • @bentobox-
      @bentobox- 4 роки тому

      Facts

    • @Bahnishikha_Das
      @Bahnishikha_Das 4 роки тому

      What?? I didn't understand? I

    • @ricoseb
      @ricoseb 4 роки тому

      @@Bahnishikha_Das did you watch the video?

  • @skullbub
    @skullbub 4 роки тому +2597

    Hope you took notes, we'll have a test on this on Monday.

  • @dub2459
    @dub2459 Місяць тому +17

    After 17 years it’s time to dust off this masterpiece.

  • @dummysalami
    @dummysalami Рік тому +1251

    Our teacher played this in biology but NOBODY LAUGHED I FELT SO BAD FOR HER.

    • @thecorrectoification
      @thecorrectoification Рік тому +66

      We're the students immigrants? Sometimes humor doesn't translate across cultures.

    • @dummysalami
      @dummysalami Рік тому +99

      @@thecorrectoification nope...

    • @MrHuddo
      @MrHuddo Рік тому +12

      Dumb motherfuckers were probably writing down notes

    • @poopilydoopily7784
      @poopilydoopily7784 Рік тому +40

      🙏🛐 praying for her speedy recovery

    • @Theguywithspectacles
      @Theguywithspectacles Рік тому

      Idk the students are straight up humourless and stupid

  • @Clover.Indi20
    @Clover.Indi20 4 роки тому +12134

    I actually thought this was legit till's the restraining order came in.

    • @lobsterminion693
      @lobsterminion693 4 роки тому +423

      What's not legit about it? Alcohol abuse has ruined countless marriages; this is very relatable.

    • @johnnyringo5411
      @johnnyringo5411 4 роки тому +19

      Lol me 2

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 4 роки тому +143

      waits so you thought the hamock was real

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 4 роки тому +128

      No joke, they legit showed us this in school.
      I've never been more bamboozled in my life lmao

    • @EmoShit-yj5um
      @EmoShit-yj5um 4 роки тому +8

      Same heh

  • @angelavila8
    @angelavila8 4 роки тому +373

    This is the literal definition of "They had us in the first half"

  • @Innocentricky94
    @Innocentricky94 3 місяці тому +31

    Back to grade 10, I’m now 29, great memories

  • @mimilobi3233
    @mimilobi3233 3 роки тому +3422

    The way that the weed spider just didn’t build anything has me cracking up

    • @thatbee3683
      @thatbee3683 3 роки тому +20

      Ahhh, I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kenbean75
      @kenbean75 3 роки тому +17

      Why? Weed junkies are pretty lazy.

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 3 роки тому +18

      It built a hammock

    • @thevodkaking1993
      @thevodkaking1993 3 роки тому

      Lol the cocaine spider's bitch

    • @cookie_jay
      @cookie_jay 3 роки тому

      It built a hammock dumbass.

  • @nikkethmuralidharan1846
    @nikkethmuralidharan1846 3 роки тому +1007

    "It built a hammock"
    That's where I realized something was up with the video.

    • @genkaisama3499
      @genkaisama3499 3 роки тому +93

      I realised it was wierd after the restraining order. The part when he pulled out the car and it was over

    • @CrownedMeadow
      @CrownedMeadow 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣 IKR?

    • @JonCollinsMedia
      @JonCollinsMedia 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah that was the first hint for me too 😂

    • @YoutubeCensorsYou
      @YoutubeCensorsYou 3 роки тому +13

      Me too. Up till that point I thought this was something out of a serious documentary.

  • @Sxkiie
    @Sxkiie 5 років тому +45377

    i genuinely thought this was a “serious” video, oh boy was i wrong.

    • @viridiansurf
      @viridiansurf 5 років тому +311

      ・「iSxd」・ BRUH SAME

    • @TTSalsa
      @TTSalsa 5 років тому +70

      Deku ^v^

    • @sashimi861
      @sashimi861 5 років тому +56

      Ahaha same

    • @PastelxGecko
      @PastelxGecko 5 років тому +23

      Izuku @-@

    • @sakasusuk
      @sakasusuk 5 років тому +511

      For the first half of it I was genuinely intrigued, and then got very confused when the restraining order part came up 🤣🤣

  • @6661313
    @6661313 21 день тому +11

    not sure what sucked this back up into the algorithm, but glad to see it again, i had forgotten it

  • @tia7622
    @tia7622 4 роки тому +6296

    The truth is, I could believe anything that he says if it's in that voice

  • @lold2041
    @lold2041 4 роки тому +31888

    Ok but we’re not gonna talk about the fact that everyone clicked on this genuinely trying to see what spiders did on drugs?

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 4 роки тому +276

      Hahaha ikr

    • @chloroform1236
      @chloroform1236 4 роки тому +663

      Is any of this true does a spider on caffeine spin like a god damn maniac? Does marijuana spider make a hammock?

    • @sixhundred3score6
      @sixhundred3score6 4 роки тому +129

      That's exactly the kind of thing we want to see.

    • @lllLoko
      @lllLoko 4 роки тому +79

      Meme Dog You expect any of us to know? Lol

    • @randomwowjunkie
      @randomwowjunkie 4 роки тому +28

      Been talkin about it since 2006

  • @cryptic3991
    @cryptic3991 3 роки тому +5971

    Spider on THC: chill, vibing on a hammock
    Meanwhile Caffein spider: *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @gershonford3513
    @gershonford3513 2 місяці тому +37

    Getting this recommened 17 years later is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

  • @zecoriflare5508
    @zecoriflare5508 8 років тому +22214

    I thought it was real until the restraining order

    • @buge7286
      @buge7286 8 років тому +625

      it is real apart from that
      I hope

    • @zecoriflare5508
      @zecoriflare5508 8 років тому +71

      Rico_narwhal awesome

    • @Addy187a1
      @Addy187a1 8 років тому +484

      I thought he was serious before the spider came in with the hydraulics lol

    • @wolfman0313
      @wolfman0313 8 років тому +216

      Adam Ahmed boi I thought it was reall Intel the spider w/THC stated billing a hemlock

    • @The987654321Boom
      @The987654321Boom 8 років тому +57

      some of yall on cracking if it took that long!

  • @dctmatt
    @dctmatt 5 років тому +2752

    "But the mate got a restraining order"
    "The crack cocain spider figured building webs was for suckas"
    Amazing

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 5 років тому +2

      Canadian TV best TV.
      I should know. I'm a leaf-person.

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 5 років тому +1

      Crack spider is hands down my favorite.

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому

      The Reprehensible lmao u leaf person I wish I was a leaf person not a rice person lmao. Oof used two lmaos

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant 7 місяців тому

      Hmm

  • @brokenrobot2004
    @brokenrobot2004 4 роки тому +2515

    "The web structure was not affected; but the Spider's behavior, was."
    *_[Spinning intensifies]_*

    • @GWKrae
      @GWKrae 4 роки тому +19

      0:52

    • @latoyabanks1685
      @latoyabanks1685 4 роки тому +12

      [turns into beyblade]

    • @wooms4643
      @wooms4643 4 роки тому +3

      I had to either relate to Mr crack spider or caffeine spider but they chill af, rip my most relatable spider, Mr caffeince

    • @legendthe2772
      @legendthe2772 4 роки тому

      DEJA VU

    • @whoitesnek2015
      @whoitesnek2015 4 роки тому +1

      That was me when I learned how to drift

  • @ethannewberry6602
    @ethannewberry6602 4 місяці тому +15

    17 years going strong, can’t say how many times I’ve watched this over years, never gets old

  • @CooperWitzberger
    @CooperWitzberger 5 років тому +5221

    I’m over here tripping on acid, wondering if I’m tripping or did I really just see that?

    • @Lurkspur
      @Lurkspur 5 років тому +13

      Cooper Witzberger SAME wtf

    • @johnjohnson201
      @johnjohnson201 5 років тому +6

      Lmfao 😂😂😂

    • @jovanradulovic1216
      @jovanradulovic1216 5 років тому +1

      @@Lurkspur HAHAHAHAHHAHA

    • @yeeeaaahmayneee3808
      @yeeeaaahmayneee3808 5 років тому +8

      I'm high af and couldn't believe what i was watching, i can only imagine what did u feel like hahahahha

    • @Lar5555
      @Lar5555 5 років тому

      Cooper Witzberger hahahahhaha

  • @NicuMihai
    @NicuMihai 4 роки тому +8176

    i always forget how good this video is

  • @liamhill4384
    @liamhill4384 Рік тому +821

    “The crack/cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas” funniest thing I’ve heard yet

  • @MrRJLitt
    @MrRJLitt 18 днів тому +25

    What a blast from the past, thanks algorithm ❤

    • @Elbowsmaster
      @Elbowsmaster 18 днів тому +1

      Same. I can’t help but notice that a lot of comments on this 17 year old video are pretty recent.

    • @Flirri
      @Flirri 17 днів тому +1

      why is it doing this, lol?

  • @yalikewaffles3783
    @yalikewaffles3783 4 роки тому +1046

    "When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected, but the spider's behaviour was."
    *proceeds to turn into a helicopter*

    • @palom-ys9hg
      @palom-ys9hg 4 роки тому +18

      _Hehe spider makes TATATATATATATATATATATATA_

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +8

      Spider on Caffeine: “I’m you, but on crack.”

    • @oddone194
      @oddone194 4 роки тому +2

      I read this as soon as it said it

    • @riyohayashi
      @riyohayashi 4 роки тому +2

      It said That at the same time was reading your comment

    • @jnesrh420
      @jnesrh420 4 роки тому +1

      Robots in disguise! Lol

  • @JJ-ez4wq
    @JJ-ez4wq 4 роки тому +581

    So we all got this recommended 13 years later huh

  • @Prospyboi
    @Prospyboi 4 роки тому +2947

    Ik for a fact 53 million people didn’t look this up

    • @priscilliapandinata8515
      @priscilliapandinata8515 4 роки тому +1

      i looked smth up and this showed up and watched it, the second time it was on my reccomendations

    • @kellymcallister5951
      @kellymcallister5951 4 роки тому

      You're so right my friend sent this to me and for the record the funniest video I've seen all day 😂😂😂

    • @Moo.nashee
      @Moo.nashee 4 роки тому

      Yeah

    • @Mizilence
      @Mizilence 4 роки тому

      You got me I didn't

    • @alana8701
      @alana8701 4 роки тому

      you’re right

  • @DorkDistiller
    @DorkDistiller Місяць тому +33

    I am glad this keeps popping up in my feed every couple of years. One of the first youtube vids i ever watched and it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve seen on here.

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler Місяць тому +2

      literally it just popped up in my sidebar again after so many years and i was like
      :0 !!! its the spiders on drugs video!!

  • @TheSpaceComputer
    @TheSpaceComputer 4 роки тому +1128

    This is the very first
    "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
    Meme

    • @TheFabMan
      @TheFabMan 4 роки тому

      If you want to sub to me, go ahead! I make Lego Stop Motions! Road to 200!

    • @subnauticaispog7580
      @subnauticaispog7580 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheFabMan don't self promote, amd certainly don't beg for subs.

    • @TheFabMan
      @TheFabMan 4 роки тому +2

      @@subnauticaispog7580 bro it’s just a question. I was just seeing if u were interested. I’m not begging, just asking

    • @koffeekae1594
      @koffeekae1594 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheFabMan uhh.. a question? You might wanna reread what you typed mate

    • @johnkennethpacia5678
      @johnkennethpacia5678 4 роки тому +1

      Sup

  • @TheActualAnthonino
    @TheActualAnthonino 2 роки тому +880

    I love how this starts out _somewhat_ believable, but soon takes a nosedive in absurdity.
    An incredibly timeless UA-cam classic.

  • @paper_nezu7571
    @paper_nezu7571 2 роки тому +5516

    Props to the guy who narrated this and was able to not burst out in laughter.

    • @scottwalker895
      @scottwalker895 2 роки тому +180

      Thank you. It took everything I had to keep it in.

    • @Namenloser_
      @Namenloser_ 2 роки тому +34

      @@scottwalker895 had this video anything to do with the Canadian wildlife center or was this just an funny school video project?

    • @goobi3780
      @goobi3780 2 роки тому +22

      This definitely took more than one take lol

    • @jxstjohnny
      @jxstjohnny 2 роки тому +10

      @@scottwalker895 how’s ur pull out game

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 2 роки тому +4

      @@scottwalker895 bruh

  • @BroggLogs
    @BroggLogs 20 днів тому +13

    17 years ago and we all got recommened this.

  • @WordUnheard
    @WordUnheard 5 років тому +2754

    Eleven years later, cannabis was legalized in Canada.
    Coincidence?
    *Yes*

  • @roxanaconstantinescu1569
    @roxanaconstantinescu1569 5 років тому +5497

    When I saw the the title, I thought it was a parody. When the video started, I tought it was real. Midway, I was convinced it wasn't real. After the video, I didn't know what reality was anymore.

    • @Shiesty999
      @Shiesty999 5 років тому +54

      Basically

    • @elar-fy4jt
      @elar-fy4jt 5 років тому +14

      - Roxana - me rn

    • @himetoe
      @himetoe 5 років тому +11

      - Roxana - SAME HAHA

    • @p88-n1w
      @p88-n1w 5 років тому +11

      Bro this is how i feel

    • @EeveetoUmbreon25
      @EeveetoUmbreon25 5 років тому +17

      This is how us canadians learn about drugs obviously 😂

  • @fique695
    @fique695 4 роки тому +2734

    Title: *Spiders on Drugs*
    Peter Parker: *"i don't remember this part"*

  • @eracer1111
    @eracer1111 14 днів тому +13

    Still one of the best YT videos ever.

  • @HaPpyGaMeR-fd3gv
    @HaPpyGaMeR-fd3gv 4 роки тому +1547

    Some people say the perfect video doesn't exist
    Some people are wrong

    • @rickparsent9632
      @rickparsent9632 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/wtbcaWnybzs/v-deo.html

    • @lbcv
      @lbcv 4 роки тому +2

      @@rickparsent9632 oh i wonder what video that is

    • @zhongli5540
      @zhongli5540 4 роки тому

      @@lbcv its probably a rick roll xD

    • @diobrando4422
      @diobrando4422 4 роки тому

      @@rickparsent9632 Ok what the fuck that video is?

    • @kiwizzlayrr
      @kiwizzlayrr 4 роки тому

      @@rickparsent9632 LMAOO WHAT WAS GOING ON

  • @satanicromancex9272
    @satanicromancex9272 5 років тому +2583

    The caffeine spider is me at 1 o’clock in the morning

    • @done7304
      @done7304 5 років тому +25

      "They see me rollin', they hatin'~"

    • @Jennyitalia-u1f
      @Jennyitalia-u1f 5 років тому +4

      Ay yo what out for crack cocaine spider lol

    • @tali2225
      @tali2225 5 років тому

      •Rïptide Öceans• LMAOOOOOO ME TOOOOOO

    • @midnighttokyo-2640
      @midnighttokyo-2640 5 років тому

      Relatable

    • @dragonboimmdvideos
      @dragonboimmdvideos 5 років тому

      That's why u are unable to sleep early
      Too much caffeine

  • @jatinpoole5241
    @jatinpoole5241 4 роки тому +1466

    13 years later I'm still wondering about the marijuana spider

  • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan Місяць тому +10

    I never get tired of this! Hinterland’s Who’s Who was a must watch snippet when I was a kid. I’m Grandma now, and still enjoying them thanks to UA-cam! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦