Spiders On Drugs

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @goodvibes3839
    @goodvibes3839 5 років тому +32190

    You know I actually believed that this was a real thing until the spider got a restraining order

  • @epicty3607
    @epicty3607 4 роки тому +10802

    "Building webs is for suckaz"
    Basically wolf spiders

  • @zrytun6019
    @zrytun6019 5 років тому +15090

    I knew it was gonna go downhill the minute marijuana spider built a hammock

  • @mrdth1012
    @mrdth1012 3 місяці тому +405

    I contacted the Candaian Wildlife Service in Ottawa and they told me not to call again.

    • @Axolotl446
      @Axolotl446 2 місяці тому +1

      rightly so, you were the crack spider's ***** all along!

    • @grahamhrdlicka420
      @grahamhrdlicka420 2 місяці тому +4

      I told em you were callin

    • @alexriley05
      @alexriley05 Місяць тому +3

      I think you should definitely call again… by any chance do you have the number?
      because I have some follow up questions that are of the utmost importance for them 😂

    • @2serveand2protect27
      @2serveand2protect27 Місяць тому +3

      Aaah! What the hell do they know??

  • @josephjackson1956
    @josephjackson1956 4 роки тому +23083

    This started off as a documentary and ended as a legendary tale.

  • @RaulLopez-yq2el
    @RaulLopez-yq2el 2 роки тому +14233

    I was seriously paying attention like I was ready to learn about unusual spider behavior. Instead, I ended up learning about what spiders do when the streets get tough.

    • @ytmisi2144
      @ytmisi2144 2 роки тому +47

      Bro, what's the meaning of "behavior" on spanish?

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 2 роки тому +47

      its a very good and informative video but i dont think they should give any of those substances to spiders. Its not natural. But other than that its a good expriment

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 роки тому +93

      @@scoper7897 they're just spiders dude

    • @scoper7897
      @scoper7897 2 роки тому +19

      @@tylerlackey1175 THEY ARE ANIMALS WIT FEELINGS TOO

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 роки тому +67

      @@scoper7897 hmmmm no

  • @Mercury7780
    @Mercury7780 4 роки тому +21278

    I actually felt like I was being educated for a moment...

    • @thatoneguyEVAN
      @thatoneguyEVAN 4 роки тому +631

      I read this before and still fell into that trap.

    • @lilchoco5682
      @lilchoco5682 4 роки тому +86

      Same...

    • @justjk2922
      @justjk2922 4 роки тому +97

      Why is this in my recommendation

    • @YoYoR6
      @YoYoR6 4 роки тому +39

      we all here on the 30th?

    • @j4605
      @j4605 4 роки тому +6

      @@YoYoR6 yep

  • @saliv88
    @saliv88 3 місяці тому +123

    I think the best part is how the crack spider is never formally introduced. They just show up out of nowhere and cause chaos as if they weren’t even part of the experiment.

  • @user-eu1om4mk7z
    @user-eu1om4mk7z 5 років тому +12253

    I literally thought this was a serious video until the alcohol spider

  • @rafmontalban4429
    @rafmontalban4429 5 років тому +20648

    Plot twist:
    The narrator was the one on drugs

  • @doggo1671
    @doggo1671 5 років тому +14244

    I thought this whole thing was real until the spider got an restraining order and the other spider popped a cap in it's ass

    • @gerard4039
      @gerard4039 5 років тому +374

      It is real , it just the way he says it , all real

    • @muirsjan
      @muirsjan 5 років тому +64

      LMAO

    • @nsr5961
      @nsr5961 5 років тому +34

      NCF Studios thanks BBC for ruining my childhood.

    • @epicalien1913
      @epicalien1913 5 років тому +144

      So you thought the hammock was real?

    • @4Viewtiful_Rizo7
      @4Viewtiful_Rizo7 5 років тому +24

      NCF Studios on god this threw me off

  • @elephantgrass631
    @elephantgrass631 2 місяці тому +67

    The LSD spider didn’t spin a web, but wrote an album that will BLOOOOW YOUR MIIIIIND.

  • @joelsamuel8407
    @joelsamuel8407 5 років тому +14627

    Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half.

    • @deeslugz
      @deeslugz 4 роки тому +131

      HONESTLY like how does that happen

    • @terrortigga4036
      @terrortigga4036 4 роки тому +240

      Dude, I thought this was real.
      Then, some weird sh#t was happening.
      And I was all like “Wtfh is this?”

    • @nadeezn
      @nadeezn 4 роки тому +83

      @@terrortigga4036 Dude just type shit, mommy's not gonna find this comment.

    • @PickleHick
      @PickleHick 4 роки тому +55

      This so old. My science teacher showed us this years ago. It was hilarious. Time flies

    • @Cemhta
      @Cemhta 4 роки тому +25

      I really wanted this to be a real documentary... U.u

  • @secretgamer743
    @secretgamer743 5 років тому +11775

    They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 років тому +44

      WHO JUST LIKED I WAS JUST GONNA COMMENT THAT THERES 69 LIKES THEN IT GOES UP TO 70

    • @galaaxlefabuleux6971
      @galaaxlefabuleux6971 5 років тому +18

      @@cyanoticspore676 he did right then, it definitely wasn't worth to comment on the 69 likes ^^

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 5 років тому +7

      @@galaaxlefabuleux6971 yeah idk y I wanted to

    • @AlsErsteInFlorenz
      @AlsErsteInFlorenz 5 років тому +2

      Secret Gamer yeahhh xD

    • @LJXrot
      @LJXrot 5 років тому +2

      They really did 😂😂🤞🏻

  • @Meyohimeyoi
    @Meyohimeyoi 4 роки тому +4827

    “They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”

  • @BarrettCharlebois
    @BarrettCharlebois Місяць тому +52

    This still slaps 17 years later

  • @diamossentertainment8911
    @diamossentertainment8911 5 років тому +3373

    Love him or hate him, he’s speaking straight facts.

  • @666HYUCK
    @666HYUCK 4 роки тому +4581

    The fact that I did not realise this was fake until the restraining order part

    • @loushendrikyung5546
      @loushendrikyung5546 4 роки тому +30

      Fax

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 4 роки тому +74

      It's not fake

    • @barterbanion9743
      @barterbanion9743 4 роки тому +168

      The part about testing drugs on spiders is a thing scientists have definitely done but the story about the spiders in the video is fake.

    • @VandelayH
      @VandelayH 4 роки тому +5

      Naw

    • @SlimRaySuga
      @SlimRaySuga 4 роки тому +2

      Joyshua Same!!!! 😂😂

  • @theultimatemadman1126
    @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +20267

    Not gonna lie. They had us in the first half.

    • @maiz4299
      @maiz4299 5 років тому +239

      Most underrated comment fucking ever

    • @theultimatemadman1126
      @theultimatemadman1126 5 років тому +22

      @@maiz4299 thanks

    • @bosnaguy9557
      @bosnaguy9557 5 років тому +40

      @@maiz4299 overrated u mean, hella unoriginal

    • @macho8240
      @macho8240 5 років тому +11

      @@bosnaguy9557 Yeah I see it everywhere as well

    • @thenarwhalking8300
      @thenarwhalking8300 5 років тому +3

      Yep they sure did

  • @headphonesaxolotl
    @headphonesaxolotl 11 днів тому +18

    I love how it starts out normal and then it becomes a comedy.

  • @geovani60624
    @geovani60624 5 років тому +3329

    "When given alcohol, the spider beat up his wife"

    • @marwox6765
      @marwox6765 5 років тому +18

      I died

    • @mfkimkai
      @mfkimkai 5 років тому +6

      Im wheezing

    • @geovani60624
      @geovani60624 5 років тому +9

      @@mfkimkai i commented it before watching the whole video, then i realized that i was the one being fooled

    • @margosketch
      @margosketch 5 років тому +10

      The chris brown spider

    • @willemmooy1228
      @willemmooy1228 5 років тому +4

      AmazinChannel “I woke up like Chris breezy”

  • @tricky2910
    @tricky2910 4 роки тому +3129

    They literally made a mini restraining order for the spider

  • @zecoriflare5508
    @zecoriflare5508 8 років тому +22211

    I thought it was real until the restraining order

    • @buge7286
      @buge7286 8 років тому +625

      it is real apart from that
      I hope

    • @zecoriflare5508
      @zecoriflare5508 8 років тому +71

      Rico_narwhal awesome

    • @Addy187a1
      @Addy187a1 8 років тому +484

      I thought he was serious before the spider came in with the hydraulics lol

    • @wolfman0313
      @wolfman0313 8 років тому +216

      Adam Ahmed boi I thought it was reall Intel the spider w/THC stated billing a hemlock

    • @The987654321Boom
      @The987654321Boom 8 років тому +57

      some of yall on cracking if it took that long!

  • @two-keytech7578
    @two-keytech7578 Місяць тому +16

    This never gets old. I'm glad I still get this in my feed every once in while.

  • @Clover.Indi20
    @Clover.Indi20 4 роки тому +12139

    I actually thought this was legit till's the restraining order came in.

    • @lobsterminion693
      @lobsterminion693 4 роки тому +424

      What's not legit about it? Alcohol abuse has ruined countless marriages; this is very relatable.

    • @johnnyringo5411
      @johnnyringo5411 4 роки тому +19

      Lol me 2

    • @maddoxWolfe
      @maddoxWolfe 4 роки тому +143

      waits so you thought the hamock was real

    • @Chrisadeth
      @Chrisadeth 4 роки тому +128

      No joke, they legit showed us this in school.
      I've never been more bamboozled in my life lmao

    • @EmoShit-yj5um
      @EmoShit-yj5um 4 роки тому +8

      Same heh

  • @DigiNeko
    @DigiNeko 4 роки тому +33525

    i thought this was a real documentation for a moment
    ngl they got me real for the first half

  • @themediaangel7413
    @themediaangel7413 4 роки тому +2800

    The way this man says “suckas” gets me every time.

    • @BallisticGhast6
      @BallisticGhast6 4 роки тому +41

      Same with how the spider’s car kept doing wheelies. Lmao

    • @MidTierVillain
      @MidTierVillain 4 роки тому +13

      Lol the hot rod was a nice touch!

    • @davidg1612
      @davidg1612 4 роки тому +4

      Reminds me of how Richard Cheese says "nigga". So cheesy it hurts to laugh. Lol

    • @hafiz7581
      @hafiz7581 4 роки тому +10

      1:13 lol

    • @Danny-sx6cj
      @Danny-sx6cj 4 роки тому +2

      Same

  • @deadeyebrad2828
    @deadeyebrad2828 4 місяці тому +45

    I love how it starts off normal and then gets more unhinged

  • @Tyler-bg1ln
    @Tyler-bg1ln 4 роки тому +1627

    Kids in 1950s: Cancer will be treated in the 2000s
    Scientists in the 2000s: I think this spider needs some crack

    • @borkborkbork1144
      @borkborkbork1144 4 роки тому +12

      2020 lets give kids some drugs

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +8

      bork bork bork nah they were doing that in the 50s too. They basically had ice cream trucks drive around neighbourhoods and give kids ice cream samples except they weren’t ice cream trucks and instead of ice cream samples they were cigarettes.

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg damn I wanted to read some comments but instead I got a history lesson

    • @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588
      @ousarlxsfjsbvbg8588 4 роки тому +1

      MØmMy_Airłiñeß do you regret it?

    • @mommyairlines9884
      @mommyairlines9884 4 роки тому +2

      Ousarlxs Fjsbvbg actually. Not at all

  • @Inflake
    @Inflake 5 років тому +11166

    Spoiler Alert: Don’t read the comments before watching the video

  • @dctmatt
    @dctmatt 5 років тому +2756

    "But the mate got a restraining order"
    "The crack cocain spider figured building webs was for suckas"
    Amazing

    • @thereprehensible435
      @thereprehensible435 5 років тому +2

      Canadian TV best TV.
      I should know. I'm a leaf-person.

    • @lordvader6481
      @lordvader6481 5 років тому +1

      Crack spider is hands down my favorite.

    • @alofii6106
      @alofii6106 5 років тому

      The Reprehensible lmao u leaf person I wish I was a leaf person not a rice person lmao. Oof used two lmaos

    • @Ecofriendlyant
      @Ecofriendlyant 8 місяців тому

      Hmm

  • @iquemedia
    @iquemedia 7 днів тому +26

    this was the first video I ever watched on youtube
    loaded in over a 512k modem over an entire afternoon and was hooked
    thank you ♥️

    • @50Nobody50
      @50Nobody50 5 днів тому

      That's almost like giving out your birthday. For instance, the first thing I ever downloaded was on AOL. A jpeg at 13k dial up.

  • @theoriginallevee
    @theoriginallevee 3 роки тому +7056

    imagine being a telemarketer in Canada, and someone calling they say
    "i wanna know more about the crack spider's bitch."

    • @nickjinnie6753
      @nickjinnie6753 3 роки тому +78

      LMAO

    • @whatclub3934
      @whatclub3934 3 роки тому +36

      I need to

    • @HafooluApps
      @HafooluApps 3 роки тому +46

      @Google • 9 years ago Hurry up man

    • @JessiiXD
      @JessiiXD 3 роки тому +128

      Telemarketer: Not this shit again, where does this keep coming from?

    • @orangutex468
      @orangutex468 3 роки тому +13

      666 likes in 2 weeks?

  • @lold2041
    @lold2041 4 роки тому +31883

    Ok but we’re not gonna talk about the fact that everyone clicked on this genuinely trying to see what spiders did on drugs?

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 4 роки тому +274

      Hahaha ikr

    • @chloroform1236
      @chloroform1236 4 роки тому +662

      Is any of this true does a spider on caffeine spin like a god damn maniac? Does marijuana spider make a hammock?

    • @sixhundred3score6
      @sixhundred3score6 4 роки тому +129

      That's exactly the kind of thing we want to see.

    • @lllLoko
      @lllLoko 4 роки тому +79

      Meme Dog You expect any of us to know? Lol

    • @randomwowjunkie
      @randomwowjunkie 4 роки тому +28

      Been talkin about it since 2006

  • @bokehintheussr5033
    @bokehintheussr5033 4 роки тому +2223

    "Hello, this is the Canadian Wildlife Service, how may I help?"
    Me: "Yes, I'm wondering if you can help me...".

    • @jacobc8019
      @jacobc8019 4 роки тому +96

      “For more information on the Crack Spider’s bitch...”

    • @creightonleerose582
      @creightonleerose582 4 роки тому +13

      YOU call 'em!.....I emailed them already as to the health & well being of the "CrackSpiderzBiiiatch" & his/her Patreon account(*TM)
      I havent received a reply as of YET...;)

  • @Snow4Polecat
    @Snow4Polecat Місяць тому +30

    *they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*

  • @Bingeworthy
    @Bingeworthy 4 роки тому +3761

    The way I was watching like .... wow ... interesting until it hit me 😂😂😂

    • @BEGONE1
      @BEGONE1 4 роки тому +3

      Fun facts: I was never worthy.

    • @RestLestNights
      @RestLestNights 4 роки тому +5

      Fun fact: this is recomended 13yrs ago

    • @bentobox-
      @bentobox- 4 роки тому

      Facts

    • @Bahnishikha_Das
      @Bahnishikha_Das 4 роки тому

      What?? I didn't understand? I

    • @ricoseb
      @ricoseb 4 роки тому

      @@Bahnishikha_Das did you watch the video?

  • @surge9308
    @surge9308 8 років тому +1811

    Imagine a teacher looking for an educational video, and accidentally playing this in front of the whole class.

    • @euphonizzle
      @euphonizzle 8 років тому +11

      dam son i see you on a couple spiders on dugs videos

    • @PigeonSa174
      @PigeonSa174 8 років тому +56

      My psychology professor used this for educational material

    • @manglexxxx7073
      @manglexxxx7073 8 років тому +4

      ikr LOL lol

    • @GtaRockt
      @GtaRockt 8 років тому +11

      well spiders on drugs are something pretty interesting man
      now I want a pet spider. Like a goliath bird eater spider (isn't that the most METAL name given to any Speciesism *ever*?) which is like friendly and doesn't bite me and I would always smoke weed with my spider bro

    • @cjheumillergaming9843
      @cjheumillergaming9843 8 років тому +9

      My teacher did this by accident

  • @JPLToyExperience
    @JPLToyExperience 5 років тому +21730

    *The real reason why Sony and Disney's Spider-Man deal fell apart*

  • @vanadjog7700
    @vanadjog7700 6 місяців тому +24

    UA-cam content before 2012 was/is the most awesome thing in my life

  • @hope-eg2pk
    @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +8292

    Everyone out here saying this is fake, but yo this shit's facts

    • @lonelybadger64
      @lonelybadger64 5 років тому +29

      69 likes. Nice

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 5 років тому +24

      Ikr? Especially at school. Yes, I know what I said, have you been to school lately?

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +11

      @@lonelybadger64 I read your username and I respect

    • @tntyeeter3947
      @tntyeeter3947 5 років тому +3

      269 Likes, Nice
      (I was the 269th like)

    • @hope-eg2pk
      @hope-eg2pk 5 років тому +1

      @@tntyeeter3947 niceee.

  • @rottweiler938
    @rottweiler938 5 років тому +5172

    Everyone: “I’m here because of UA-cam’s recommendations”
    Me: “I’m here because of a presentation at school”

  • @sunkenship7668
    @sunkenship7668 3 роки тому +2332

    “Came up behind it, and popped a cap in his ass”

  • @googleitlol6590
    @googleitlol6590 2 місяці тому +23

    Good to know people still come back for this masterpiece

    • @efgivvigfe6514
      @efgivvigfe6514 2 місяці тому +1

      18 years later and I still get the urge to watch this whenever someone mentions a spider

  • @cryptic3991
    @cryptic3991 3 роки тому +5970

    Spider on THC: chill, vibing on a hammock
    Meanwhile Caffein spider: *WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  • @mmeister_5315
    @mmeister_5315 5 років тому +14948

    Therapist: Crack spider doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    Crack Spider:

  • @mimilobi3233
    @mimilobi3233 3 роки тому +3420

    The way that the weed spider just didn’t build anything has me cracking up

    • @thatbee3683
      @thatbee3683 3 роки тому +20

      Ahhh, I see what you did there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @kenbean75
      @kenbean75 3 роки тому +17

      Why? Weed junkies are pretty lazy.

    • @jjjlove2260
      @jjjlove2260 3 роки тому +19

      It built a hammock

    • @thevodkaking1993
      @thevodkaking1993 3 роки тому

      Lol the cocaine spider's bitch

    • @cookie_jay
      @cookie_jay 3 роки тому

      It built a hammock dumbass.

  • @johnrodgers8457
    @johnrodgers8457 Місяць тому +25

    I don't know why this is in my feed again after 17 years bit I'm happy to see it again.

  • @lieselbrehmer
    @lieselbrehmer 3 роки тому +6401

    I completely lost it when it showed the caffeine spider literally just flying around its web

    • @Ktulu789
      @Ktulu789 3 роки тому +72

      Some spiders actually do that sometimes

    • @davidc756
      @davidc756 3 роки тому +28

      The narrator sounds like Kevin spacey looks

    • @captainhyperion2936
      @captainhyperion2936 3 роки тому +6

      lmao same
      im outdated btw

    • @markushansen1047
      @markushansen1047 3 роки тому +7

      They do it because they think that it makes them impossible to see

    • @CastledarkDweller27
      @CastledarkDweller27 3 роки тому

      @@markushansen1047 they damn right.

  • @kevinfernandes1688
    @kevinfernandes1688 4 роки тому +2122

    UA-cam: " Wanna see spiders on drugs "
    Everyone: " Why not "

    • @PsychIrisTrist
      @PsychIrisTrist 4 роки тому +8

      Caffine spider be like: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @sophiaslytherin8221
      @sophiaslytherin8221 4 роки тому +1

      @@PsychIrisTrist wo

    • @serjgaming1622
      @serjgaming1622 4 роки тому

      @@PsychIrisTrist and the Crack spider's like: Ay bro I heard you wanted a cap in yo ass

    • @S5U0I1C6
      @S5U0I1C6 4 роки тому

      xd

    • @phaselola
      @phaselola 4 роки тому +1

      Literally

  • @blueroses8349
    @blueroses8349 5 років тому +2262

    *”Popped a cap in his as*”*
    -Man who speaks in a calm tone

    • @sativuhh
      @sativuhh 5 років тому +1

      {{Gabie Marine}} wait, why did I comment the same thing as you a week ago and you get more likes?

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      Idk
      :|

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      I didn’t even know u commented the same thing I’m so sorry 😐

    • @blueroses8349
      @blueroses8349 5 років тому

      Literally I did not know

    • @lobster6944
      @lobster6944 5 років тому +1

      somehow that man said that in that calm ass tone.

  • @Ori_Ginal2
    @Ori_Ginal2 2 місяці тому +34

    0:37 had me rolling bro's just thrashing around 💀

  • @larinette143
    @larinette143 4 роки тому +1054

    caffeine: *exists*
    spider: GO CRAZY AAAAAAAAAA GO STUPID AAAAAAAAAA

    • @roddy.m
      @roddy.m 4 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣

    • @samoan_king206
      @samoan_king206 4 роки тому +2

      @@ch3mikalbrn stfu and go watch tik tok

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому +2

      I gave the 1000 like yay

    • @JesterChat81
      @JesterChat81 4 роки тому

      @@lugoorstar No i did

    • @lugoorstar
      @lugoorstar 4 роки тому

      @@JesterChat81 bruh I got the mobile screen cap

  • @yyyamila
    @yyyamila 5 років тому +2534

    THC Spider: *me in the morning.*
    Caffeine Spider: *me at night*

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +2

      Crack spider:

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      @@mas532 me at day

    • @leevikv
      @leevikv 5 років тому +2

      LSD spider:me when i have to work

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому +1

      1:20

    • @mas532
      @mas532 5 років тому

      @@leevikv sure thats you at day?

  • @Sxkiie
    @Sxkiie 5 років тому +45362

    i genuinely thought this was a “serious” video, oh boy was i wrong.

    • @viridiansurf
      @viridiansurf 5 років тому +311

      ・「iSxd」・ BRUH SAME

    • @TTSalsa
      @TTSalsa 5 років тому +70

      Deku ^v^

    • @sashimi861
      @sashimi861 5 років тому +56

      Ahaha same

    • @PastelxGecko
      @PastelxGecko 5 років тому +23

      Izuku @-@

    • @sakasusuk
      @sakasusuk 5 років тому +512

      For the first half of it I was genuinely intrigued, and then got very confused when the restraining order part came up 🤣🤣

  • @willywonka176
    @willywonka176 15 днів тому +17

    The little restraining order 😂😂😂☠️

  • @Y2Knostalgia2000
    @Y2Knostalgia2000 3 роки тому +7272

    “Given caffeine, the spiders web was not effected, but it’s behavior was.” *proceeds to show spider having a tiny seizure*

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 5 років тому +12399

    I thought it was legit until he said "Restraining Order"

    • @ArvMC
      @ArvMC 5 років тому +691

      So you just accepted 00:48 as reality before?

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 5 років тому +51

      Same

    • @spongeygamer
      @spongeygamer 5 років тому +227

      @@ArvMC spiders also make horizontal webs btw soo...

    • @Cakenaddo
      @Cakenaddo 5 років тому +15

      Just a dude who likes Dbz exactly

    • @blandharp9795
      @blandharp9795 5 років тому +6

      Just a dude who likes Dbz me too 😂😂😂😂

  • @theapelau1842
    @theapelau1842 5 років тому +3357

    I realized this video was a joke wayy later than I should have

    • @roann5138
      @roann5138 5 років тому +8

      Right 😂😂😂😂

    • @renegade5130
      @renegade5130 5 років тому +13

      Wait what joke?

    • @phxsqhenes
      @phxsqhenes 5 років тому +1

      Sameee Llmaoo 😂😭

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +22

      To my shame, i realized it at the "restraining order" part.
      But in my defense, i did get suspicious at the hammock part.

    • @cheezstix122
      @cheezstix122 5 років тому

      Kaytiekat same here

  • @Momcat_maggiefelinefan
    @Momcat_maggiefelinefan 2 місяці тому +10

    I never get tired of this! Hinterland’s Who’s Who was a must watch snippet when I was a kid. I’m Grandma now, and still enjoying them thanks to UA-cam! 🇨🇦🖖🏻🇨🇦

  • @baekhyunskookie4585
    @baekhyunskookie4585 4 роки тому +2619

    Everybody's gangsta til the Crackspider drives a car without license.

    • @haerin7
      @haerin7 4 роки тому +7

      SJWUEISDOWHST

    • @dallasfrost1996
      @dallasfrost1996 4 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @india7014
      @india7014 4 роки тому

      BRO-

    • @x1joyboy
      @x1joyboy 4 роки тому

      If you could check out my music I’d really appreciate it❤️ (ua-cam.com/users/jaydopluto)

    • @alaynalx1272
      @alaynalx1272 4 роки тому

      hi could everyone check out my first video I literally have no views lmao. not trying to be rude just trying to get the word out 🔥😎

  • @tdh6666
    @tdh6666 5 років тому +2173

    I’m realizing how young the majority of youtubers are, that they didn’t know this was a big meme when it came out

    • @ikaici9207
      @ikaici9207 5 років тому +17

      TDH i’m 15 though, and i knew it was a meme

    • @y4em1ku
      @y4em1ku 5 років тому +11

      I wasnt born yet lol

    • @tdh6666
      @tdh6666 5 років тому +4

      Tanaka I’m gen z but okay lmao

    • @jamimc.4605
      @jamimc.4605 5 років тому +3

      14

    • @hearts4gyu
      @hearts4gyu 5 років тому +6

      Aiyana Koehler can’t relate

  • @noahgrice
    @noahgrice 8 років тому +19267

    i thought this was a legit documentary until the spider started building a hammock

    • @queentortillachip7468
      @queentortillachip7468 8 років тому +1516

      I didn't realize it was a joke until the alcohol spider

    • @Lanzbik
      @Lanzbik 8 років тому +829

      I didn't realize it was a joke until it said "national film board of Canada"

    • @ChicaChickenXD
      @ChicaChickenXD 8 років тому +843

      I thought it was legit until the restraining order XD

    • @neonmonster4629
      @neonmonster4629 8 років тому +20

      Me 2 fam

    • @cthulhujankinx5652
      @cthulhujankinx5652 8 років тому +10

      same

  • @GickelsGaming
    @GickelsGaming 3 місяці тому +38

    thats crazy how this video still resonates as far back as the golden myspace days

  • @kaiyas9464
    @kaiyas9464 5 років тому +2057

    “Then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass”
    A poetic masterpiece

  • @liamhill4384
    @liamhill4384 2 роки тому +821

    “The crack/cocaine spider figured building webs was for suckas” funniest thing I’ve heard yet

  • @krissadams9412
    @krissadams9412 4 роки тому +1553

    “Its okay they will Watch all in quarantine”

    • @dmobye
      @dmobye 4 роки тому +1

      Bantu subscribe ya temen2
      ua-cam.com/video/D0Ua9lPZJWk/v-deo.html

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂🔥

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      @otaku gamer 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @АсаналиКемелов
      @АсаналиКемелов 4 роки тому +2

      Оу ЕYS BABYYY IT IS CORONA TIME

    • @ProXnoober
      @ProXnoober 4 роки тому

      @@АсаналиКемелов its corona time 🕺🕺🕺🕺🕺

  • @dub2459
    @dub2459 2 місяці тому +17

    After 17 years it’s time to dust off this masterpiece.

  • @plain3089
    @plain3089 4 роки тому +4278

    Took me until the hammock to realize this is a joke.

    • @snickeridooo5467
      @snickeridooo5467 4 роки тому +72

      Every time I watch this I forget it's not serious

    • @jimboringo9958
      @jimboringo9958 4 роки тому +185

      Took me till the restraining order

    • @cupcqke8421
      @cupcqke8421 4 роки тому +104

      I believed the hammock 💀💀

    • @ProdAC-ut1kp
      @ProdAC-ut1kp 4 роки тому +48

      Took me till the spider pulled up in a hot wheel

    • @yankee789
      @yankee789 4 роки тому +4

      I took me in till the spiders made webs

  • @reypanugan6011
    @reypanugan6011 4 роки тому +2962

    "THE SPIDER DIDN'T MAKE A WEB HE MADE A HAMIC" LMAO

    • @GayBrain
      @GayBrain 4 роки тому +121

      Not to be an asshole or anything, but it's called hammock. English phonetics are very weird!

    • @lunarsystem
      @lunarsystem 4 роки тому +34

      @@GayBrain I love how both of the languages English derived from (German and French) are phonetically consistent but English is not. lmao

    • @rickyboii5971
      @rickyboii5971 4 роки тому +23

      @@lunarsystem you think french is consistent? I can see that you don't speak french

    • @lunarsystem
      @lunarsystem 4 роки тому +4

      @@rickyboii5971 well, are you french?
      French is very much phonetically consistent.
      "French, with its silent letters and its heavy use of nasal vowels and elision, may seem to lack much correspondence between spelling and pronunciation, but its rules on pronunciation, though complex, are consistent and predictable with a fair degree of accuracy."

    • @hunter1586
      @hunter1586 4 роки тому +15

      @@lunarsystem German is wounderfully consistent but French lmao no

  • @paper_nezu7571
    @paper_nezu7571 3 роки тому +5516

    Props to the guy who narrated this and was able to not burst out in laughter.

    • @scottwalker895
      @scottwalker895 3 роки тому +180

      Thank you. It took everything I had to keep it in.

    • @Namenloser_
      @Namenloser_ 2 роки тому +34

      @@scottwalker895 had this video anything to do with the Canadian wildlife center or was this just an funny school video project?

    • @goobi3780
      @goobi3780 2 роки тому +22

      This definitely took more than one take lol

    • @jxstjohnny
      @jxstjohnny 2 роки тому +10

      @@scottwalker895 how’s ur pull out game

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 2 роки тому +4

      @@scottwalker895 bruh

  • @6661313
    @6661313 Місяць тому +11

    not sure what sucked this back up into the algorithm, but glad to see it again, i had forgotten it

  • @edwardota1991
    @edwardota1991 5 років тому +6975

    Man I thought it was seriously then I heard hammock and I got suspicious

    • @jaycup552
      @jaycup552 5 років тому +36

      I thought spiders actually had guns. D:😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😡😡

    • @okaymoonstorm
      @okaymoonstorm 5 років тому +27

      It took me until the gun to realize it was a joke

    • @Shadowfire204
      @Shadowfire204 5 років тому +14

      A lot of people didn't know until the restraining order

    • @kylehutcherson6645
      @kylehutcherson6645 5 років тому +2

      Eduardo Ota that’s the cutest larva I’ve ever seen in my life

    • @_amews_
      @_amews_ 5 років тому +2

      Same

  • @brokenrobot2004
    @brokenrobot2004 4 роки тому +2514

    "The web structure was not affected; but the Spider's behavior, was."
    *_[Spinning intensifies]_*

    • @GWKrae
      @GWKrae 4 роки тому +19

      0:52

    • @latoyabanks1685
      @latoyabanks1685 4 роки тому +12

      [turns into beyblade]

    • @wooms4643
      @wooms4643 4 роки тому +3

      I had to either relate to Mr crack spider or caffeine spider but they chill af, rip my most relatable spider, Mr caffeince

    • @legendthe2772
      @legendthe2772 4 роки тому

      DEJA VU

    • @whoitesnek2015
      @whoitesnek2015 4 роки тому +1

      That was me when I learned how to drift

  • @canadiansyrup50
    @canadiansyrup50 5 років тому +3176

    2006: Why, not sure
    2009: Not sure why
    2015: Sure not, why
    2019: Sure, why not

    • @yordihop8810
      @yordihop8810 5 років тому +68

      Yo this fucked my mind

    • @frankulives5932
      @frankulives5932 5 років тому +11

      Dude wtf xD

    • @Yxnder
      @Yxnder 5 років тому +8

      Yoo this is from 2006?? And just now in my recommended?? 🤣🤣

    • @justindrown9592
      @justindrown9592 5 років тому +2

      I got your comment to 1k your welcome

    • @andymartinez4728
      @andymartinez4728 5 років тому +2

      Very much accurate

  • @BriceTerry
    @BriceTerry 2 місяці тому +19

    This video will never not be funny to me, literally the concept of spiders being on drugs making different things that aren't cobwebs or do stupid stuff. And I never heard a person ever in my life saying "Waited till caffeine spider was exhausted, then came up behind it, and popped a cap in its ass." But I heard it and it's the best thing ever.

  • @tia7622
    @tia7622 4 роки тому +6295

    The truth is, I could believe anything that he says if it's in that voice

  • @subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5
    @subscribetoscp-173oritsnap5 3 роки тому +3311

    Petition for this to be played in every biology classes

    • @c4662
      @c4662 3 роки тому +83

      This actually was played in my Gym/Health class back in my first year of highschool.
      We all thought this was a legit documentary testing the effects of drugs on spiders, then we saw the restraining order part and all started laughing.
      The crack cocaine spider almost had kids falling out of their chairs laughing.
      Good times.

    • @imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478
      @imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478 3 роки тому +16

      @@c4662 omg that's golden

    • @JAYTEHGAMER
      @JAYTEHGAMER 3 роки тому +14

      @@c4662 i thought this was real until the caffine spider and hammok

    • @ryanpikarest4034
      @ryanpikarest4034 3 роки тому +4

      Ryan Pikarest
      Signed

    • @ryanpikarest4034
      @ryanpikarest4034 3 роки тому +4

      @@c4662 that sounds like an r/thathappened

  • @tivonanewman8751
    @tivonanewman8751 5 років тому +2477

    Had me in the first half thinking this was an actual documentary

  • @jontarr7444
    @jontarr7444 2 місяці тому +37

    I had completely forgotten this absolute gem! Inernet hall of fame charter member.

  • @roybucket4169
    @roybucket4169 4 роки тому +624

    "The marijuana spider instead built a hammock."
    I actually believed him for a second.

  • @dummysalami
    @dummysalami Рік тому +1253

    Our teacher played this in biology but NOBODY LAUGHED I FELT SO BAD FOR HER.

    • @thecorrectoification
      @thecorrectoification Рік тому +66

      We're the students immigrants? Sometimes humor doesn't translate across cultures.

    • @dummysalami
      @dummysalami Рік тому +99

      @@thecorrectoification nope...

    • @MrHuddo
      @MrHuddo Рік тому +12

      Dumb motherfuckers were probably writing down notes

    • @poopilydoopily7784
      @poopilydoopily7784 Рік тому +41

      🙏🛐 praying for her speedy recovery

    • @Theguywithspectacles
      @Theguywithspectacles Рік тому

      Idk the students are straight up humourless and stupid

  • @DorkDistiller
    @DorkDistiller 2 місяці тому +34

    I am glad this keeps popping up in my feed every couple of years. One of the first youtube vids i ever watched and it’s still one of the funniest things I’ve seen on here.

    • @Star_Rattler
      @Star_Rattler 2 місяці тому +2

      literally it just popped up in my sidebar again after so many years and i was like
      :0 !!! its the spiders on drugs video!!

  • @NicuMihai
    @NicuMihai 4 роки тому +8175

    i always forget how good this video is

  • @clumsiiconfidant5780
    @clumsiiconfidant5780 4 роки тому +2737

    “When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected, but the spiders behavior was.”
    Spider: *has seizure*

    • @something1135
      @something1135 4 роки тому +14

      0:51

    • @thepicledude
      @thepicledude 4 роки тому +16

      @@something1135 look at him go

    • @ninjawafflezz5356
      @ninjawafflezz5356 4 роки тому +2

      Too true.
      In the actual study they've found the caffeine to be pretty damn toxic to the little guys.
      I'm sure the others are fairly toxic as well, but if I remember right, the caffeine took the cake, so to speak.

    • @ethanwilliams4559
      @ethanwilliams4559 4 роки тому +5

      @@ninjawafflezz5356 actually, with these spiders (everyone around here calls them pumpkin spiders) if you got a blade of grass or something similar and poke them in the center on the underside, they'll act like the caffeine spider.

    • @ninjawafflezz5356
      @ninjawafflezz5356 4 роки тому +2

      @@ethanwilliams4559 We call them barn/shed spiders. I didnt know they would react when poked but to be fair they seem like they are far more erratic than just about any other kind near me. Particularly when disturbed in anyway. I'm a bit of an arachnophobe though so I tended to do more watching.
      But still cool shit, I didnt know you could poke them into a siezure, lol

  • @bluebunanimates6590
    @bluebunanimates6590 5 років тому +529

    caffeine spider: *YEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEE*

    • @digitazz9879
      @digitazz9879 5 років тому +1

      Mackenzie Lawrence I think my niece is a caffeine spider in disguise

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 5 років тому

      @@digitazz9879 XD that's my two dogs when my dad taps the ceiling with a plastic bat!

    • @juliakubancik2042
      @juliakubancik2042 5 років тому +1

      It’s like the vine where the kid gets hit by a ball and goes “yyyyyEEEEEEEAAAAAAH”

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 5 років тому +1

      @@juliakubancik2042 oh my god you're right-

  • @Matthew70_1
    @Matthew70_1 Місяць тому +24

    “and watch the caffeine spider go”😂😂😂

  • @nikkethmuralidharan1846
    @nikkethmuralidharan1846 3 роки тому +1007

    "It built a hammock"
    That's where I realized something was up with the video.

    • @genkaisama3499
      @genkaisama3499 3 роки тому +93

      I realised it was wierd after the restraining order. The part when he pulled out the car and it was over

    • @CrownedMeadow
      @CrownedMeadow 3 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣 IKR?

    • @JonCollinsMedia
      @JonCollinsMedia 3 роки тому +11

      Yeah that was the first hint for me too 😂

    • @YoutubeCensorsYou
      @YoutubeCensorsYou 3 роки тому +13

      Me too. Up till that point I thought this was something out of a serious documentary.

  • @endlessrain.
    @endlessrain. 4 роки тому +1960

    "but the mate got a restraining order" That's when I figured out that this was fake lmao

  • @TheActualAnthonino
    @TheActualAnthonino 2 роки тому +880

    I love how this starts out _somewhat_ believable, but soon takes a nosedive in absurdity.
    An incredibly timeless UA-cam classic.

  • @ParkerTJames
    @ParkerTJames 2 місяці тому +18

    I’m glad this is making a comeback after 15years away.

  • @TheSpaceComputer
    @TheSpaceComputer 4 роки тому +1129

    This is the very first
    "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie"
    Meme

    • @TheFabMan
      @TheFabMan 4 роки тому

      If you want to sub to me, go ahead! I make Lego Stop Motions! Road to 200!

    • @subnauticaispog7580
      @subnauticaispog7580 4 роки тому +9

      @@TheFabMan don't self promote, amd certainly don't beg for subs.

    • @TheFabMan
      @TheFabMan 4 роки тому +2

      @@subnauticaispog7580 bro it’s just a question. I was just seeing if u were interested. I’m not begging, just asking

    • @koffeekae1594
      @koffeekae1594 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheFabMan uhh.. a question? You might wanna reread what you typed mate

    • @johnkennethpacia5678
      @johnkennethpacia5678 4 роки тому +1

      Sup

  • @pans0986
    @pans0986 5 років тому +8825

    Why is this masterpiece only getting into my recommendations now?

  • @koncha0422
    @koncha0422 5 років тому +11734

    Did anyone else think this shit was serious at first? 😆😂

    • @oh-noe
      @oh-noe 5 років тому +44

      same

    • @fantoast6932
      @fantoast6932 5 років тому +196

      Bruh this was pretty cool then I was like *"w a i t"*

    • @koncha0422
      @koncha0422 5 років тому +142

      @@fantoast6932 lmao that's what I'm sayin. I got thrown off when I saw the restraining order 😆.

    • @mauriceotc3804
      @mauriceotc3804 5 років тому +8

      Me

    • @stankyleginc.8157
      @stankyleginc.8157 5 років тому +3

      Uh me

  • @waylonk2453
    @waylonk2453 4 місяці тому +13

    I was initially genuinely interested, seeing spiders act similarly to humans when under the effects of different drugs. I really appreciate how the video slowly devolved into using spiders as the cast for playing out human stereotypes associated with those drugs.

  • @roxanaconstantinescu1569
    @roxanaconstantinescu1569 5 років тому +5497

    When I saw the the title, I thought it was a parody. When the video started, I tought it was real. Midway, I was convinced it wasn't real. After the video, I didn't know what reality was anymore.

    • @Shiesty999
      @Shiesty999 5 років тому +54

      Basically

    • @elar-fy4jt
      @elar-fy4jt 5 років тому +14

      - Roxana - me rn

    • @himetoe
      @himetoe 5 років тому +11

      - Roxana - SAME HAHA

    • @p4triici4
      @p4triici4 5 років тому +11

      Bro this is how i feel

    • @EeveetoUmbreon25
      @EeveetoUmbreon25 5 років тому +17

      This is how us canadians learn about drugs obviously 😂

  • @fique695
    @fique695 4 роки тому +2734

    Title: *Spiders on Drugs*
    Peter Parker: *"i don't remember this part"*

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 4 роки тому +1960

    “The spider didn’t build a web. It built a hammock.”
    Sounds about right that a stoned spider just wanted a place to vibe.

    • @eliasmenyhart
      @eliasmenyhart 4 роки тому +9

      its 2020 the word vibe is cringe now

    • @keeganbarney3811
      @keeganbarney3811 4 роки тому +10

      @elias menyhart people use it like its relevant

    • @keeganbarney3811
      @keeganbarney3811 4 роки тому +4

      @@eliasmenyhart .

    • @Rex-X-Dark
      @Rex-X-Dark 4 роки тому +5

      @@eliasmenyhart you're cringe

    • @512foe
      @512foe 4 роки тому +6

      @@eliasmenyhart vibe vibe vibe

  • @A-a724
    @A-a724 8 місяців тому +19

    Almost 20 years later and this still gives me a chuckle. Man I'm getting old.

    • @DGsKattKatt
      @DGsKattKatt 8 місяців тому

      Me too 🤦🏿‍♀️🤣

    • @liminaloner
      @liminaloner 8 місяців тому

      This was randomly in my recommended page. Brought back a nice memory. 💕

  • @yalikewaffles3783
    @yalikewaffles3783 4 роки тому +1045

    "When given caffeine, the web structure was not affected, but the spider's behaviour was."
    *proceeds to turn into a helicopter*

    • @palom-ys9hg
      @palom-ys9hg 4 роки тому +18

      _Hehe spider makes TATATATATATATATATATATATA_

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 4 роки тому +8

      Spider on Caffeine: “I’m you, but on crack.”

    • @oddone194
      @oddone194 4 роки тому +2

      I read this as soon as it said it

    • @riyohayashi
      @riyohayashi 4 роки тому +2

      It said That at the same time was reading your comment

    • @jnesrh420
      @jnesrh420 4 роки тому +1

      Robots in disguise! Lol