You, random person. Have given me an idea. I, however, am homeschooled...But! Fear, not fellow warrior, for I can write down the greatness of this.... I'll just probably right down the link. '^'
@@RiddleIQ this was back before second channels were everywhere on youtube. You had one channel, and you posted all your content on it cause you wanted to gain subscribers. This was edited as a youtube video, even if it was a school project it was too funny not to post.
1 everyone 2everyone 3everyone 4everyone 5everyone 6everyone 7everyone 8everyone 9everyone 10everyone well it is official, we are now the children of the corn
Liitle corn:aaa Wow is a corn with the a .. But im lose this corn in the pong Is like a cartoon but corn says Litlle corn: joking i guest Yup cut down Little corn: joking i guest
The funniest thing isn’t that this was presented to his class as an assignment to advertise something, it’s that he probably advertised corn more effectively than anyone else ever has
The video starts out with a backdrop of a corn field at sunset, which appears to be a stock image. It is then followed by Slime rising from the earth, as he states in the line "from the earth I rise and from the earth I one day will return." He is adorned in a costume of corn. It is later revealed that he is playing the character of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, after he so crudely refers to his audience as "mother shuckers" (which is a play on the phrase mother fuckers). The importance of the character he plays is further emphasized by his name slowly popping onto the screen, word by word. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then brings his hands up, before a can of corn promptly appears in his palms with a puff of smoke. The dark arts used to materialise this can is currently unknown. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then reveals his motive, "to introduce you to corn." An applause is then heard as the camera slowly zooms into the can of corn. Who are the crowd of people cheering this entity on? Is it his disciples? Or perhaps the screams of the damned? The world truly may never know. we can only hope the corn gods will bless us with the wisdom of these cheers. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then gives us a rundown on corn and its importance as the video runs several deeply enticing clips of corn. Of course, Slime being Slime does not go about doing so without sneaking a little pun in. The line "It is also called maize because it is easy to get lost in its amazing flavour" takes advantage of the fact that "maize," another alias of corn, is a homophone of "maze," something someone could get lost in. This adds to the delivery of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall's message, bringing attention to the true wonders of the flavour of corn. After this speech, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall states that "side effects of corn may include choking, I guess." Perhaps this is the final warning given to us by the colonel himself. A measly attempt to ward us off before we witness the events that precede this cry for help. The camera zooms into Cornwall's for one last time. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then breaks out into a jingle. He sways his body back and forth, in an elegant yet aggressive manner. The backdrop of the video, with a sunset which once held such beauty, slowly fades into a deeper crimson. The sunset is no longer beautiful, but rather terrifying. ""Come down today, And try some corn. Or we will sacrifice your newborn." " ― His Last Ode The video ends on a jumpscare. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall reels his head, screaming for mercy. His whole presence, and his pupils, are highlighted by a blinding white. He has become a divine being, even more so than before. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall has ascended.
2 years later and this is still a masterpiece, wonder if he still has that outfit? Everyone who tries to correct me to 3, I know that now, UA-cam just shows that it's been 2 years.
I put this on loop while doing homework. I got 2 hours worth of work done in 15 minutes. The power of Corn. (Edit: how the holy fuck did this get over 1k likes) (Edit 2: this comment was so cringey how)
EMİR SAGLAM Oui Oui -- Charlie himself has said that this video was for a school project; they needed an ad to play (I forgot the purpose of the ad) so Charlie went home, found the corn costume, and made an ad. Corn was the ad. I dont remember where I heard him talk about it though; just know that he said it.
Thank you for promoting my beautiful GRAIN! It is such an honor to be sponsored by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. You are such a beloved member of our family, and such a pleasure to finally get the recognition we deserve. We have always been an underrated GRAIN, and to see us finally grow to such popularity, thank you Mr. Cornwall.
_Never been this happy watching an ad before._
James Karl Vinluan 306 Likes
It’s an add for the state of Illinois, 90% corn, 10% Chicago, I would know
@James Karl Vinluan
1.2k likes
Wait this is an actual ad
first ad that made me want to buy its product
The people who disliked were crying so much due to the corns wonderful flavour that they misclicked.
Yes flavoor was too good
Obviously
ruined the 699 likes
@@sushihouse431 u suck but what should be done shall be done
dap me up
This definitely is the thing you'd see on a school project Sitcom as an ad break.
Here before this blows up lol
(Hopefully)
@@isathegeat4828 me too
Yes
Yeah especially the part where he says he will sacrifice your newborn
Lol
the fact that even 5 years later people still enjoy the wonder that is corn, will continue to amaze me
aMAZE
I mean, of course. Corn is full of wonder
To... a-MAZE you? You know, corn is often called maze, because it is easy to get lost, in its incredible flay-vour
I see what you did there 😉
I hate you
“We will sacrifice your newborn.”
I can see he has some Aztec influence advertising their plant.
Newcorn
@Benyseus I get that lol
It was "new barn"
They called it maize
@@RiddlerHenchman69 aztecs had like a billion names for corn
*”What’s up, mother shuckers?”*
I felt that.
ua-cam.com/video/MvFx6IcJ_uY/v-deo.html
@Dont read my pfp stfu u fucking bot
r/im14andthisisdeep
555 like huh......make that 556
Same
“what’s up mothershuckers,” is a line i need to use more.
I agree
My friends use that line now and then
@@johannadanielson Noice
0:05
I plan to put it to good use
0:16 closed captions tf 💀
what the
Yt getting a bit 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
Por- omg…
WHY DID IT SAY PORN
@@Radio_Daddy ikrrr
This is even funnier if you imagine this made for like a school project.
OMG IF WE HAVE TO DO A PRESENTATION ABOUT SOMTHING LIKE THIS IM GOING TO SAY SOMTHING LIKE THIS!! EASY A
You, random person. Have given me an idea. I, however, am homeschooled...But! Fear, not fellow warrior, for I can write down the greatness of this....
I'll just probably right down the link. '^'
Yep, I could imagine this being presented for a project in class
Kids in my class used this for their project lol
i used it in a school project...
If this is an ad, then I can say it is the best ad.
Ye
shut up
Well right now it’s lucidchart
@Human Being OMG
Lol sorry
The fact that this was a school project makes this so much better
Lucky!
Wait it was a school project xD
It was?
lol
Wait really
“Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn”got me laughing so much😂😂😂😂😂😂☺️😂😂😂😂😂
the fact that apart from being posted to his main channel, this was made to be a part of a school project makes it ten times better
This was for *school?*
This was before he had a second channel
@@brodyleffler1228 but you could create an anonymous channel
He better have got an A because this shit is hilarious
@@RiddleIQ this was back before second channels were everywhere on youtube. You had one channel, and you posted all your content on it cause you wanted to gain subscribers. This was edited as a youtube video, even if it was a school project it was too funny not to post.
*_You never know what wonderful gift awaits you in your recommended._*
I literally got here bc my friend facetimed me and said that this was in her recommended and I had to watch it
Ngl thats exactly how I got here
@Cyka Blyat I saw this clip in a
8 bit ryan try not to laugh and I had to see this
Recommended... my favorite
Opalcloud if so I would hope 2 get sponsored by it
Why does this feel like it's one of those really old internet gems even tho it's barely a year and a half old?
I swear I watched this like 4 years ago what-
cereal girl same
@@carlyskanberg3272 exactly!
Do you support our lord and saviour jeebus the mr god mans son
Yeah it feels like I watched it a long time ago, but I know I didn’t.
0:42 so THIS is where the meme comes from??
duh, it's CORN
*This should be a corn commercial*
It should also be a document
I would buy it
WAIT it's not
A cornmercial
yes
Perfection
Can your fans hearby be referred to as “Children of the Corn?”
It be macro whats POPPIN
Get it because you pop popcorn
OH MY GOD IT'S MACRO FROM THIS IS OVERWATCH!!
Omfg it’s Macro the creator of creators
we will sign a petition, ten signs and we will call the children of the corn as slimesicles fans
1. -The Voices In My Head-
2. -me-
1 everyone
2everyone
3everyone
4everyone
5everyone
6everyone
7everyone
8everyone
9everyone
10everyone
well it is official, we are now the children of the corn
“Write a commercial for something you are passionate about.”
The result:
Maze
@@2_Awesome4u It's easy to get lost in its incredible flavour
how to eat corn ua-cam.com/video/mIQlbsX14VU/v-deo.html
@@acheesewithinternetaccess875 why
can this cheese get 2k subs? i wanted to learn how to eat corn why?
Mephone4's worst nightmare fr
Yes
Lol
GEHLLP
I still have no idea how he got through the whole script without absolutely losing it
Right?! I would just be laughing my head off lol
Its slimcicle what you mean
It’s just like “how to fight an ostrich”
There are probably plenty of bloopers to prove this wrong
Thousands of takes I assume
"Side effects corn may include: choking I guess-"
-Colonel Cornelius Cornwall 2018
“Come down today and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your new born” *demonic screeching*
@@samuraiturtle.2637 heh-
Side effects may include
MMM BATA BMM BATA BETA
Yeah it happens to me alot when i'm trying to deepthroat it.
@@yuulb.alwright4333 huh that’s something I was not expecting to hear today :)
I can imagine him robbing a house in that costume
No
Yes
maybe
Cursed Me-Me then sacrificing a newborn
You stole my profile pic
Steve Cobs before he started making machines
Crows: *Am about to ruin this whole mans corn farm.*
You mean the whole corn hub
NO NOT THE CROWS
Wait...me.r/woosh me
Im srry ;-;
@@PanOfTheMan no dumb ass I didn't miss the joke you just worded it improperly -_-
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall could defeat Thanos, even with the infinity gauntlet on.
No he sacrificed Thanos as a newborn leaving Beanos behind.
**Beanos Music intensifies**
Throw one piece of corn at em the glove snapped right back at em
Ian C. I do agree
Cornal Cornelious Cornwall WAIT WHAT
Is that a red dead redemption 2 reference????
*Imagine gaming on UA-cam for 7 years, and your most viewed video is about corn.*
69 likes. DONT RUIN IT.
@@formerlymarislittlemultiverse too late
now it's 96... eciN
We need it to reclaim its place.
We will sacrifice your newborn
Props for this guy for showing this to his whole class and not being ashamed.
The people who dislike this video were the ones who fell victim to the corn
They sacrificed their newborn
@@sammynaas7480 same
10K victims.
@@shreddedmedkit Oof
They didn't try the corn, that's on them
This guy's channel: **gaming**
Most viewed video: **corn**
5 million more views than the next video lol
Ikr
lol true
I don't think this is a school project...
@@zeronxepher4167 this is his student project about corn, why else would he do something like this.
This feels like longer that 42 seconds
Ikr
Fr
Then you didn’t enjoy it.
Cosmos I enjoyed the crap out of it
I wish I could only see this video on replay
Actually feels faster
THE SUBITLTES AT 0:13
HELL NAHHH 18+ ☠️
Nahhhhhh nooo way
POR-
this subtitle is going WAY WORSE!
FFA teacher: So why is corn called maize?
Me: Because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavōr.
Liitle corn:aaa
Wow is a corn with the a ..
But im lose this corn in the pong
Is like a cartoon but corn says
Litlle corn: joking i guest
Yup cut down
Little corn: joking i guest
That’s a-maize-ing
But If it is called maize then corn mazes would be called maize mazes
egg swiming what
@@eggswiming7894 why does this comment smell like burnt toast?
I wish ads were like this instead of "I found a game for buddies" ads
True
@somebodyontheinternet ikr
Come down today and try “NEW SWORD MASTER EPIC GAME 100” or we will sacrifice ur newborn ÆHH-
Wow sparks😂
I want weird shit bro. I loved being advertised Peepy (search Peepy's Theme)
Ah yes, once again UA-cam brings this masterpiece to my attention.
Grace Girl and its " egucanshion " i spelled it wrong i lnow lol
@@photo_paper784 are you okay?
1 more like, and you'll have 666 likes
@@photo_paper784 r/ihadastroke
Hahahahah🤣
Can't believe this is on my recommended five years later
tell me why after all these years I didn’t know this was charlie
ua-cam.com/video/ieagRaHd6d8/v-deo.html
@@wayward_bunyan xD
same! Like why didn't I know this??
same
SINCE WHEN WTF
The funniest thing isn’t that this was presented to his class as an assignment to advertise something, it’s that he probably advertised corn more effectively than anyone else ever has
FRRRRR
You definitely got that off of his short but yeah this is hilarious that this was used in his class out of all things
Fun fact: the first Advertisement in USSR was about corn
@@BLET_55artem55 should have shown this
⊣∷ᔑᓭᓭ ⍑ᔑᓭ ʖ𝙹↸|| ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ᔑ∷ᒷ ⍑ᒷꖎꖎ𝙹 ᒷ ̇/ᓵᒷ!¡ℸ ̣ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リ𝙹∴ ᔑリ↸ リᔑ∷∷𝙹∴ ↸╎⎓⎓ᒷ∷ᒷリℸ ̣ ꖎᒷᔑ⎓ ʖ𝙹∷リ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ∴𝙹 ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎ𝙹∴ᒷ∷ !¡ᔑ∷ℸ ̣ 𝙹⎓ ᒷᔑᓵ⍑ ꖎᒷᔑ⎓ ᓵꖎ𝙹ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹↸|| ᓵ∷ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑ ꖎᒷᔑ⎓ ᓭ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᒷᔑ⎓ ʖᒷᓵ𝙹ᒲᒷ ʖ╎⊣ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖᔑᓭᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ᔑᓵꖌ, ᔑリ ᔑꖎꖎ𝙹∴ ᔑꖎꖎ𝙹∴ ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓵ𝙹ᔑℸ ̣ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᑑ⚍╎ᓵꖌ ↸╎ᒷ
"Side effects may include... *choking* "
"...I guess"
69th like
Thanks
no problem
Come down today and try some corn
Or we will sacrifice your newborn
*_AAHHH-_*
cOrN iS gUd fOr U 👌👍
Steve Cobs from a different universe🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We did it boys. Kooky Crazy Carbide has fallen. Charlie is free.
Amen
But at what cost?
Every thing
Nooooooooo
im looping kooky crazy carbide to revive it
I must watch this video whenever it pops up in my recommended. I am physically incapable of scrolling past it. Sorcery
I’m convinced only like 20 people have ever seen this video and we have all just been forced to watch it a literal million times
@@limerumpus3589
It's a curse 😂
@@limerumpus3589 same bro
Ok
Same
This should be an ad on UA-cam
I found this video because my friend opened UA-cam and this actually did come up as an ad
IM JUST PICTURING A 8YO GETTING NIGHTMARES BECAUSE OF THE END *_SOMEONE HELP ME IM DYING FROM LAUGHTER_*
The only ad I will not skip
Y E S i would not skip it
@@LegFish192 OMG HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS SO FUNNY (i want it to happen to me lol)
If this was what real ads were like I might actually tolerate Twitch as a platform
Oh look they rebooted veggie tales!
And it’s better.
🅱️orn
I was the 1,000th like
Omg lol
👌😂👌
The video starts out with a backdrop of a corn field at sunset, which appears to be a stock image. It is then followed by Slime rising from the earth, as he states in the line "from the earth I rise and from the earth I one day will return." He is adorned in a costume of corn. It is later revealed that he is playing the character of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, after he so crudely refers to his audience as "mother shuckers" (which is a play on the phrase mother fuckers). The importance of the character he plays is further emphasized by his name slowly popping onto the screen, word by word.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then brings his hands up, before a can of corn promptly appears in his palms with a puff of smoke. The dark arts used to materialise this can is currently unknown. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then reveals his motive, "to introduce you to corn." An applause is then heard as the camera slowly zooms into the can of corn. Who are the crowd of people cheering this entity on? Is it his disciples? Or perhaps the screams of the damned? The world truly may never know. we can only hope the corn gods will bless us with the wisdom of these cheers.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then gives us a rundown on corn and its importance as the video runs several deeply enticing clips of corn. Of course, Slime being Slime does not go about doing so without sneaking a little pun in. The line "It is also called maize because it is easy to get lost in its amazing flavour" takes advantage of the fact that "maize," another alias of corn, is a homophone of "maze," something someone could get lost in. This adds to the delivery of Colonel Cornelius Cornwall's message, bringing attention to the true wonders of the flavour of corn.
After this speech, Colonel Cornelius Cornwall states that "side effects of corn may include choking, I guess." Perhaps this is the final warning given to us by the colonel himself. A measly attempt to ward us off before we witness the events that precede this cry for help. The camera zooms into Cornwall's for one last time.
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall then breaks out into a jingle. He sways his body back and forth, in an elegant yet aggressive manner. The backdrop of the video, with a sunset which once held such beauty, slowly fades into a deeper crimson. The sunset is no longer beautiful, but rather terrifying.
""Come down today,
And try some corn. Or we will sacrifice your newborn." "
― His Last Ode
The video ends on a jumpscare. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall reels his head, screaming for mercy. His whole presence, and his pupils, are highlighted by a blinding white. He has become a divine being, even more so than before. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall has ascended.
Wow. Someone really turned this 42 second video into something that could appear on a page of some random book series.
please tell me why i sat here and read this seriously like a reader of one of those really intense and medieval (?) audio books.
why can't my essays be like this
i love how this is written like an SCP article, thank you for this masterpiece
Jesus Christ that’s a lot of w
ords
This man sounds like he was held at gunpoint.
He was being threatened by zach hazard
Poor old slimecicle must have been reading the horrendous corn manifesto.
No he sounds like he’s corn
Trust me he always sounds like that
Yep he said: I'll shoot you if you dont do the corn video.
I remember me laughing so hard at this video when my brother first showed it to me. Now I watch the dsmp and slimecicle a lot😭
Sameee 😭😭
"It's also called maize because it's easy to get lost in its incredible flavor." One of the best quotes.
Maize🥰
Labrinth🥰
shoulda been aMAZE-ing flavor
@skyderz gg I love a pun, and it would have gone with the energy of the video
@@fullyboilthatpotatoe 👏👏👏
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME SLIMECICLE IS THE ONE BEHIND THIS MASTERPIECE
I too was very surprised that Autotuned Bee and trained Ostrich Beater was also the corn.
Same here
Same lol I didn’t know this was slimecicle
I KNOWWWWWW
My mind is blown as well
Only just finding out this was Slimecicle
same
Same
me to dude-
Same
Same-
Im telling my kids this was inanimate insanity
Mom: The Internet is a dangerous place.
The Internet:
C O R N
i mean she was right because charlie is willing to sacrifice your newborn to the corn gods
@@Ragazaloth r/cursedcomments
Copied.. but fine whatever.
Yeah the last second was dangerous
“We will sacrifice your newborn”
“H A W”
I shall not, for I haven’t partaken to step part of my forsaken life to care about a small miniature being of a human
subtitles: OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEW BARN
well i already sacrificed mine
@@Antigungunenthusiast do your children house animals.
I didn't went to try there corn...
Her: Don’t buy that corn costume. It’s a waste of money and I bet you can’t find a single thing to do with it.
Charlie: What’s up mother shuckers
Have you seen charlie's gf? I bet she bought it for him
@@milktestingwoman Nah man, he found that while buying other costumes for some school project lmao
who's Charlie? his name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall
Ben Smart yes who is Charlie?
Ben Smart I’m sorry for disrespecting the king forgive me 👑
Cornwall? DUTCH WE GOT HIM
Category: Education
Ah yes, I have been thoroughly edumakated.
Educated
@@ishaqtayab4965 electronic dance music
:/
Learndecasheon
@@ishaqtayab4965 wooooooooooosh
2 years later and this is still a masterpiece, wonder if he still has that outfit?
Everyone who tries to correct me to 3, I know that now, UA-cam just shows that it's been 2 years.
He does 🤠
Sus
@@abbadabbadoooooo1248 he does? Wow pog
@@slothkid82 believe so yeah
He does lmao
The fact that this was for a school project just amazes me
Leo Prado no pun intended
Was it really?
how do you know its a school project
Explain
@@faland0069 charlie mentioned it on the lunch club podcast #22
This was the first slimecicle video I ever saw 😂
Colonel Cornelius Cornwall : “Corn”
UA-cam subtitles : *p o r n*
I got barn 😢
O h m y g a h d
Lol
Not wrong there 😂
@@tac_planterxx7809 BARN HOW DID YOU GET BARN 🤣
Just to think that 12 million people watched a man in a corn suit threaten to sacrifice your newborn
I feel like a few thousand of those were mine
Yea I might know him , he’s me
Me who doesn't have kids: if you're gonna threaten me do it correctly
I showed this to my mom and all she said was “ I feel dumber” and just walked away
666 likes :0
Don't worry guys, he just wants to sacrifice your new barn.
Subtitles give it away.
lol-
You know what else the subtitles reveal? Huh?
Not my barn 👿
@@Someone4now in norweagian it does! Barn is the norweagian word for Child!
@@CatsrielDreemurr same with swedish
If only real ads were like this
Still iconic after four years
Ikr
I guarantee any meme video from 2019 featured this meme
True
fr
Icornic
We did it, guys
*This video is officially Slimecicle's most viewed video, beating Kooky Krazy Carbide by over a million views*
YAS LAAAD!!!
i love how he said in the skyrim in vr with 500+ mods video that he wanted that video to beat kooky krazy carbide
I will now proceed to make 2 million alt accounts and have them all watch Kooky Krazy Carbide
You sound a bit too excited when Kooky Crazy Carbide deserves #1
All hail corn
Slimecicle: Makes the horrifying corn song
The supermarkets nearby: *Where has all the corn gone?*
C o rn
The corn House has exchanged their corn for your new born
Slimecicle: Makes the horrifying corn song
the parents nearby: Where has my newborn gone?
During the song his face was my pain is eternal
@United001 lol *market*
“its easy to get lost in its incredible FLAÆYŸVOŒOÕR”
Let’s take a moment to realize this man presented this to his class
Ur pfp makes me think there’s hair on my screen
ikr
Bruh i thought there was hair on my screen☠
@@meku3557 light mode user detected
@@cryssyboo_1048 idk how to enable dark mode on phone
Top 10 characters who can defeat thanos without infinity gauntlet
Skapooka Akoopaks *Without
Ava’s World no it’s with....
@@handlebarsxx na it's with y'all
He meant to say with Thanos wielding all six infinity stones
Damn guys angry about a little error
For the longest time I didn’t know that this was slimcicle.
Same Here
Who the hell is slimcicle
Wait what?... Oh! Crap.
Beans
Same, it makes it even better
jax:
*says the most high of all high pitches*
The fact this video was only made 2 years ago it’s still shocking.
W H A T
W H A T
W H A T
Hol' up, what?
w h a t ?
Slimecicle then: corn
Slimecicle now: *auto tuned bee yelling that the queen is dead*
@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ 90 shoo you bot
@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ 90 You also Want to be Doxxed?
@CɦřłšTØFéŘ pëʑėŤ 90 simply just become thatveganteacher to be hated
Hello, I'm Burgers
lul
In some distant future, we may not be able to grow corn anymore. But never will humanity forget it, thanks to this man.
So true
So true
So true
So true
So true
"Try some Corn, its so fine, or we might eradicate your bloodline!"
Category: *Education*
ah yes, the finest way of learning
Cob Nut NO
Haroldinho what man
Well.....it's a school project so it's half true
Haroldinho What’s your problem man?
How to learn 0:36
The subtitles
*Porn*
Just
Replace corn and it makes it so much funnier
Peach Pai your not wrong
Omg 😂
Also captions: come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice, your new *b a r n*
polenel pornelius pornwall
Peach Pai oml yasss
“side effects may include: choking...
...i guess.”
come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAA-
“What’s up mothershuckers”
That makes more sense as you watch it more
@@yellostarr idk
I liked the part of the video when it mentioned corn
I love that this popped up on my recommended 5 years later.
I’m here to introduce you to...
CORN!
*violent applause*
Sorry fam the subtitles say otherwise
The Real Trashley 666 likes
letplaywii Gaming monkaS
Nah he said
Porn
Lol
Wil: oh, is that a picture of you?
Slime: yeah.... I have a... a dark past...
I ruined 777
Everybody gangsta until the corn sacrifices your new born
Me: almost presses the like button
Me: realizes the likes are at 69
Me: nice
*doesnt like comment just because it’s 69, and I don’t wanna ruin it*
No. I only came for something funny
Can no one else see Chris doing this
Corn WERES YOUR GOD DAM NEWBORN
*HUUOOOHHH*
STEVE COBS HAS EVOLVED 😭
this fucking video got recommended to me over 1k times and i decided to finally watch it today. and it was the best 41 seconds of my life.
Yep me tooo
Same XD
SAME
Which second did u not like
42*
0:41 play it at 0.25x playback speed
Thank you.
It sounds like Crash Bandicoot *_WOAH_*
That was majestic.
T H E S C R E A M
Beautiful
I put this on loop while doing homework. I got 2 hours worth of work done in 15 minutes. The power of Corn.
(Edit: how the holy fuck did this get over 1k likes)
(Edit 2: this comment was so cringey how)
my god... he's ascended.
Wow. I hope you weren’t doing *2000 calculations per second, but they were all wrong.*
I guess you came on down and tried some corn
@@cadentubeohara3970 or they will sacrifice your newborn AAAAA
yes
I love that this video just randomly pops up on my recommended from time to time lol
Category: Education
Me: Why was I not taught this in school
Moon Gachaz someone already said that
Teachers want students to be bored, this would count as to entertaining.
I'm The 666th Like
Come down try some corn or we will sacrifice your new born
Copied
my friends dreams: I married my crush
my dreams:
Its clear you have the superior dreams
wow! you’re so unique and quirky! *cough cough* r/notlikeothergirls *cough*
@@ohokthen2066 fellow reddit user I shall subscribe to you
BubbleScumqwq I’m glad you said this
My dreams consist of horror, but my mind only makes it look like horror while all it is is taking a shower with periwinkle soap
Best video to watch while wondering what to do with your newborn
how do u know that
Wait, this video was for a school project?
EMİR SAGLAM i asked first
EMİR SAGLAM Oui Oui -- Charlie himself has said that this video was for a school project; they needed an ad to play (I forgot the purpose of the ad) so Charlie went home, found the corn costume, and made an ad. Corn was the ad. I dont remember where I heard him talk about it though; just know that he said it.
Faded Redo thank you!
As a corn, I support this message
Did anyone else notice that the category of the video is education?
I feel educated
*hes warning you about what would happen to your newborn if you don’t eat corn*
I feel very educated
I'm edumakated
Viktor Ilinkolov so do I
Wow. 👌(°θ °👌)
“Don’t eat Charlie’s corn. It’s poisoned.”
-Ted Nivison
Yeah don’t eat my corn
Too lat...
*[Dies and turns into a demon]*
Holy shit. It’s insane to see UA-camrs then and now. Homie was sacrificing newborns, and now he’s teaching Tommyinnit how to beat ostriches
Not much of a difference on the cursed scale ngl-
he's what
LOL
Some things don't change, huh
fax
Gotta love how the CCs dubbed “corn” as “p*rn”
Thank you for promoting my beautiful GRAIN! It is such an honor to be sponsored by Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. You are such a beloved member of our family, and such a pleasure to finally get the recognition we deserve. We have always been an underrated GRAIN, and to see us finally grow to such popularity, thank you Mr. Cornwall.
The food itself had come to see this masterpiece!
Hey corn guess what.
I cooked your cousin 😏🍿
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
Bootiful
Wat
Things science cant explain:
1. Aliens
2. Death and/or Dreams
3. My recommended
Lol
What a time to be alive
Same
Same
Impassable question
What is the sun's mass
No joke, this video is how I found Slime’s channel.
I wonder how bad his first impression was on you.
same
Lol
Same
Same
This just randomly popped up on my page again and I couldn’t not watch it 😂❤