Kermie lookin' for baddies on Omegle
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- Опубліковано 26 лют 2021
- Kermit's back on Omegle lookin' for baddies
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That dude playing the flute went 0-100 real fucking quick
Iik
And his charm 100 to 0
@@youtubecat3809 100 to 1000*
“I A M A T O P”
That last two words is what the music dude Is probably doing to kermit
UA-cam: *Doesn’t like swearing*
Also UA-cam: *recommends this*
*UA-cam kids be like:*
@@acatandacat8044 lmao 😂
Right
Lmao
y e s
Flute guy explaining exactly how badly he’d violate Kermit:
Kermit: *”oh damn.”*
First
4:43
“No Kermit!”
“Sorry bro, I have to!”
I felt that
Same
😭
Real
E
*insert Kermit falling off a roof*
peak youtube, all downhill from here
Guys he’s verified let’s cover him with likes
@@Prince_DabYT I like that idea
@@LoganAllec pog
ok
@@Prince_DabYT Well I mean he seems like a respectable man o-o
Just remember:
Omegle is one of the reasons why Ultron turned to genocide.
I thought it was deviantART
I thought it was twitter
all of the above.. but mainly Twitter
Definetly twitter
This was also the reason why Pucci wants to reset the universe and the reason why Eren turned to genocide
1:11 his intrusive thoughts won💀💀
I haven’t laughed this hard in a few years.
Same here brother
I haven't been this hard in a few years
Me too
Ayo?🤨@@literally-no-one
The flute guy started off nicely until he started reciting the whole sexual dictionary.
LMAOOOOO
😭😭😭😭😭🗿
It was so unexpected too
ikr Lamo
Can you image saying that and then it being blasted all over the internet
The guy with the flute was the definition of Never judge a book by its cover
Lol exactly
Mans was wildin
Lmao
Bro Wtf did this guy say
Yes
What gets me is everyone reacting to the cucumber 😂
🐸🥒 lol 😂
2:46 best interaction ever
She: Hes probably cheating on me
He:
Soooooo
_yes?_
@@simplysuperior667 yes
“He”
Yes
She
Imagine kids trying search kermit videos
And then they see this
Oh no..
Oh jeezus
Mom, why Kermit is moving his hand so weirdly and then its ejects a white liquid?
@@axelcubico4512 😳😳😳
That be funni
1:57 the expression on this mans face is freaking amazing.
4:35 I love how serious he is but as soon as he sees Kermit’s degeneracy he immediately breaks
The pianist was so good, it destroyed the horny
Indeed
💀😂
I know right, I’m sad he didn’t get a plug in cuz I’d absolutely follow him
Hold up, wait a minute.🤣🤣
There's a reason bards went into battle
Flute dude at school: Incredibly skilled and friendly
Flute dude on Omegle: 00:55
Fax
wait, I'm a flute dude-
@@TheKorenji fr stop the cap
@@TheKorenjido we need to hide?
"Eighteen naked cowboys in the shower." 😂😂😂☠️
1:03
dude: 🙂 hello kermit!
kermit: 😃 *HEY DUDE! THAT WAS AWESOME!*
0:55 that flute dude was so chill until he started talking
EDIT: my first top comment???
Yeah no chill = no flute
Jesus christ
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until they start talking.
@@alecdorasandler6690 LOL
Damn he's a sadist
I like how respectful he is when they show him their talents
7:11
What is the name of this song ?
HISSONGBROSKATOCHIPLOLOLOLOLOLURHIGHBROREKKKKKKKT
@@Mahmoud2eg I think it's Coldplay-Vida la Vida
@@streetrasict1237
Thank you
@@Mahmoud2eg you're welcome :)
Genuinely… I don’t think I’ve ever cackled, gasping for air, worried my neighbors would hear, laughed out f***in loud as I just did that first video. Hilarious 👏
Bro i am deeeead! 😂
Thank you for this! Way too funny. I’m literally crying from laughter.
Random: u just ruined my whole childhood
Kermit: wait till u see this
Best part, apart from the flute guy's hot talk
I just went on that clip
Lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Top 10 pictures taken before tragedy
Lol
*”And that’s how I met your father”*
*INTENSE CROAKING SOUNDS*
U have no name
How can I do this
@@reeeeeeee1520 Do what?
@@slurp9104 pff-
@@reeeeeeee1520
🤣😂🤣 I’m watching this at work and wheezing laughing so hard!! Omgosh!! The song with a “D*** on the other side” I can’t! 🤦🏾♂️🤣
I cant believe the guy who plays the harp and the flute was the antithesis of wholesome, those are the 2 most wholesome instruments.
I'm so glad I'm the only one who speaks English in this household.
What is your original language?
ok
Asian background I assume
Well they could be the only person in the house and it would still be true
@@kalebthompson6068 Interestingly
I was not at all prepared for flute guy (who plays with a beautiful tone, I must admit) to say the things he said D:
😫
Yeah he was pretty creepy and cringe
I would like to play music with him among other activities.
@@hunt8609 it was fucked up but at least he had good music.
Not really creepy or cringe.
It's always the ones you least expect it from
bro i spilled my drink laughing at this. literally the funniest shit i seen in months thanks for the upload
You have no idea how much i love these Kermit videos.
I just feel so isolated and frustrated by a lack of more of this kinda content.
Thank you and God bless you for posting.
Me when the smoke actually comes out kermit’s mouth: wait what ?! ಠ_ಠ
😂😂 Right, I was like HOL UP⁉️
SAME LMAO😂😂😂😂
O-OH NO
@ok no he’s a puppet
@@fluttershy1529 i can smell a whoosh incoming
6:06 legit you can see smoke coming out of Kermit after he exhaled, these small details are gold bro
🤷🏻♂️ he probably had a thc pen with him.
@@iiifreddydiii2578 or a regular vape
@@Phantom-kc9ly nah, they usually have a denser cloud, even if it was a small vape hit
what are u talking about he smoked the bowl. ofc theres smoke.
@@AlkaVirus kids is so dum today fo real
This video provided me with more laughter than I can remember all year long yet
I couldn’t even edge to this, I exploded immediately!!! Clean up on aisle MY PANTS 😂😂😂😂
flute player: **sexually harassing Kermit**
Kermit: oh damn
Not harassment if you agree to it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All the way till the end and then "Alright, let's do it."
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 this shit kills me
LMAOO
@@sirpopsin2451 #1:39-1:40 bruh 😂
How do yall do this like yall just say what happend in the vid and the comment blows up howwwww ;-;
There’s something unsettling about Kermit in the dark with his blank emotionless gaze into the camera with complete silence in the room and when he talks his room has a bathroom echo.
He has goats eyes
i thought it was just me lol
Yes
321 likes remember me when this blowup
Bro ur profile pic im dead
Thats jj 😂😂😂
1:20 HELP WHATT
I should not have watched this while I was stoned I almost lost my mind with Insanity laughter😂😂😂😂😂 thank you for making my day
2:46 You ruined his childhood 😂
That guy was needlessly sensitive.
Lol
@@omairtech6711 you really gonna blame him?
@@Venomonomonom Not really. I am sensitive myself. And I loved Seaseme street too, but I just would have laughed about what Kermit did here.
Poor guy :(
Everyone gangsta till Kermit starts lowering his body.
'Wheezing in the 90s' i know right! XD
AYOOO TERRARIA CYBORGWHEEZE
Kermit had like 62 baddies I think
@@Killbayne yes
And raising his head 😂
Second dude knew the assignment before it was given. 100 points for griffendor!!!!
The first one made me laugh so hard 😂 you just earned yourself a new sub
Kermit: "Can I finish?"
Also Kermit: "Alright"
Who ruined it before I could even get the chance to say let’s get it to 69 comments and 420 likes
@@SamDatOneKitsuneGuy ikr
🗿
.
@@SamDatOneKitsuneGuy haha funni nambur
The one dislike is the guy whose childhood got ruined.
Edit: Seems like he's not the only one.
😂
@@Maxamili 0:50
Travis watching this: *Nigga, the cops outside, lock up the house, we keep the team on high...*
@@yKuroKenshi 0:54 Isa better time stamp
@@thatshogunpanda893 lol is this the canadian Police siren?
@@yKuroKenshi I not 100% sure that I know what you mean.
Thank you for making my day better, bro
Haven't laughed this hard in a long time😂😂😂
I’m scarred for life I just saw Kermit finish all over his own face what a mad lad
Consume your own children for energy
When you comback comrade? I miss the old times with you!
@Sahib ....jesus
@Sahib you mean Russia
@@masteryoda2861 Rushia*
I like how the last guy, Kermit actually listens to the song instead of just kerking off
Love how you said “kerking” off instead of jerking lol not sure if that was on purpose
@@rosesyt8068 bruh I just realized that
it was beautiful🥺❤️
Kerking off💀
Wait this is the most likes I’ve gotten on UA-cam oh my, thanks for liking my comment and no, the kerking wasn’t intended 😂😂
This got me chuckling at 1am 😂😂😂😂
Omg this was some of the best shit i've ever seen, haven't laughed so hard in a long time
The amount of childhoods you've ruined today is diabolical.
😭😭
LMAO
This didn't ruin my childhood It made it stronger
Everyone in these videos are in highschool tf you mean ruined childhoods
At the end when the guy is playing the piano It was so unsettling because he’s just staring soulless into the camera as he hold his green cucumber
We all find ourselves in this position at some point in our lives.
He had no time to react
Wholesome ending
@@PrestonWillis Who's "We"?
Ikr
Max is a pretty cool guy to be so kind to the people showing him their talents about making it a joke. That’s whatsup. I’ve become a super fan of this guys content in like 12 hours
I love your shit bro it’s so subtle it’s genius
"can i finish?"
"sure"
"UAUHHHHHHHH"
That’s the best part 😂
LMAOOO
Nobody :
Kids seeing this : Hey i want to be like Kermit too
100th like I'm immortal
Wut?
@Joe steven Pugarin no
I'm a kid and no
8 inches pal...
“Oh damn alright lets do it”😂😂😂
This is probably one of the funniest videos on the planet 😂
Expert levels to include the smoke when taking the hit. Incredible
So glad somebody mentioned this. That was my favorite part of the whole video.
yes
@@2sevrr respect
@@Aziruf lol
@@2sevrr how did you
Its so funny when kermit just stares blankly while some people play instruments and sing.
Mhm
🐟
💀👆
fr
Yes he appreciates them and he shows respect
"Can i finish?"
Manners.
Kermit was definitely part of my childhood. I had a green lullaby cassette tape, I never realize how x-rated he was until now and looking back on that tape just before he sang talking about the days he was “just a baby tadpole, in his parents before he became a frog,” omfg, how back then I found that to be so innocent. Kermit has been getting it on longer than we all thought. 😂🐸
7:22 This guy: sings his heart out
Kermit: 👁___👁
Ikr lmaooo
What song was he singing?
@@isaiahthegamer5648 viva la vida by Coldplay
@@morganmcleod1383 oh lol I thought I heard it somewhere before that’s why I asked thanks
@@morganmcleod1383 i like coldplay, just saying
he seems so wholesome and then he does some fowl shit
Ye
Foul* fowl is a bird
@@explosiveelephant8083 he would honestly do fowl shit too
Cluck cluck
🐔 fowl=bawk bawk "foul"=🤢🤮
i love how some peeps are just left speechless XD
I chuckled and then full body laughee when Kermit said stare at that!
*childhood left the chat*
Guys I don't think it's coming back.
@RGZI yea it’s not cumming back so sad me not happy we cry with eyes and tears with sad now yes
I love how Kermit actually puts the schlong away once in a while to genuinely appreciate music creators and performers.
oh well I guess you're right
Me too
I’m your 300th like! What an honour!
I just wanted to tell you that Jesus is someone who loves you so much. Jesus is Someone who knew you before you were even in your mom’s womb. He died for you, faced ultimate punishment all for you. All so you can be forgiven for your sin and be freed from hell, a terrible place that only tortures.We weren’t meant to go to hell first, it was meant for the devil and demons, but us humans with our sin fell inside when we died. We all deserve go to there, but you can be saved from there and you are be able to go to heaven, isn’t that beautiful ❤️. You are wonderfully and fearfully made and so loved. I just wanted you to know this because He has saved me and i know you can be saved too❤️ please at least consider coming to Him, it’s so worth it. I could be right, and you could miss out on the most amazing and loving Person ever. I love Jesus because of who He is and how loving He is towards us humans who will never deserve this type of unconditional love. If you have religious trauma, please know that people poorly represent God, God is Someone who will never give up on you, and would send His own Son to die just for you so you can experience an enternity with Him and love Him. People may mess up, but God will never. Read the Bible and know God for your own self, and repent from your sins.
@@lemonke3774 I just wanted to tell you that Jesus is someone who loves you so much. Jesus is Someone who knew you before you were even in your mom’s womb. He died for you, faced ultimate punishment all for you. All so you can be forgiven for your sin and be freed from hell, a terrible place that only tortures.We weren’t meant to go to hell first, it was meant for the devil and demons, but us humans with our sin fell inside when we died. We all deserve go to there, but you can be saved from there and you are be able to go to heaven, isn’t that beautiful ❤️. You are wonderfully and fearfully made and so loved. I just wanted you to know this because He has saved me and i know you can be saved too❤️ please at least consider coming to Him, it’s so worth it. I could be right, and you could miss out on the most amazing and loving Person ever. I love Jesus because of who He is and how loving He is towards us humans who will never deserve this type of unconditional love. If you have religious trauma, please know that people poorly represent God, God is Someone who will never give up on you, and would send His own Son to die just for you so you can experience an enternity with Him and love Him. People may mess up, but God will never. Read the Bible and know God for your own self, and repent from your sins.
Bro even had smoke blowing out lmaooo this is dedication to character fr😂😂
"there u go, stare that" hahahahah
The way he says “lookin for baddies.”
Is so funny 😂
And when he says “Ah, damn” lmfao 💀
Ong i was thinking the same thing 😭😭😭😭 shit sent me every time
Kermit voice is soo good
Looking for beddies
HV
This dude ruining a bunch of peoples childhood
Satan: Well, I just wanna say that I’m a huge fan.
:P lol
666 likes...
ಠ_ಠ
LOL
*i never watched kermit as a kid soo, it's quite weird and funny in the same time*
*(I'm not an only child, i have an twin sis)*
6:28 my laugh during kills in battlefield
I’ve never laughed harder in my life 😩
You should have a piece of bacon ready for when they ask for Miss Piggy.
Love your videos.
hahah I like this idea
He should do that!
@@Maxamili YOU SHOULD DO IT IN THE NEXT VID LIKE WRYYYYYYYY btw i love kermit and ur vids👁👄👁🔥🔥
0:50
Travis watching this: *Nigga, the cops outside, lock up the house, we keep the team on high...*
Don’t get grease on the green tho 😂
*plays flute* “hello Kermit” Dude sounds like some mythical deity you see while tripping
Lol yup. Like "I already know who you are" vibes 💀
“Hello traveler, I sense great power in you”
It's like the fairy fountain in legends of zelda.
Hello mario
Hello Mario ~
I haven't laughed so hard in ages
Bro you are funny as fk
The first part had me wheezing 😭😭😭
Respect for him not flashing the dude with the piano. He’s got some pipes
Professional have standards
I see what you did there lol
Plot twist: he flashed him after the video
He's not that HORNy
ua-cam.com/video/Vs86A1GjVwI/v-deo.html
7:01 put that guy on America’s got talent
America's got talent is terrible. He should do youtube. He'd be a lot more successful.
Song name?
@@mebrownboy5655 second this, i can't recall the name of the song and i need it
@@remagii bro thank you
I need the guy name
Omg im dying in laughs tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣 How does he not laugh himself?
the amount of kinetic energy is intense
7:55 Glad that Kermit respected that amazing voice.
you know what song this is i dont know the name
@@1hi1 Viva la vida by coldplay
@@1hi1 Fallen Kingdom by CaptainSparklez.
ua-cam.com/video/Vs86A1GjVwI/v-deo.html
@@1hi1 Sandstrom by darude
Why isn’t anyone appreciating the guy who played piano and sung that beautiful song.
Kermit the whole time: 🗿
Was actually really good
@@Tam-hn7hb
T
@@Tam-hn7hb sz
Coldplay - Viva la Vida
“You have just ruined my hole childhood” kermit: “Oh… wait till you see this. OoooooOooOoOoOooOooOohhhhhHhHhhHhHHhhH!!!!” 😂😂😂😂
2:46 The way he stops and just looks at him😭💀
*Flute Guy:* Hello Kermit 🙂
*Kermit:* Hey there, that was awesome. Good job 🐸
1:08 *Agent Rapé has been activated*
😂 Sounded like he had serial killer vibes goin.
@@DeathlyDahlia22 bro fr, like man really was bouts find him
When he say ima top i can't stop laughing
He cute
Fr
4:43
"No Kermit!"
Kermit: *"sorry bro I have to!"*
Also Kermit: *"AHHHHH!!"*
*traumatized face inserted*
I swear I started laughing my head off
I have inserted a shocked face
😱
@@proseding9462 me too XD
i know this content is two years old but i just cant get enough of how much people love Kermit the Frog
Dude, getting Kermit is like winning the lottery.
you ruined that one guy's childhood 🤣😂
LMAO
2:48 i love how genually scarred he looks lmfao
Lmfao
Why is he wearing a mask inside tho
EDIT: Eh nevermind, it's probably to cover up his face while online
@@plaguedoctorj.c4963 lowkey it fits him
@@dontaskaboutmyname6876 Yea He Cute
They just ruined my mans whole childhood and you're laughing.
I have been worried about something all day and after this vid I can’t remember this just helped me take 20 pounds of of depression
This was the funniest shit I've seen in so long.
Holy shit, when the dude was talking, I was not expecting him to sound that good. What the fuck
Yeah, Kermit is hot af
4:49 This man's childhood just died. You can see the lights in his eyes go out. He will never be the same. Scared for life. This is his Villain Origin Story.
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
No Kermit! So cute
The end was my favorite. Very sweet moment