EXPOSING your FFXIV Waifu and Husbando | 5.3 SPOILERS
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- Опубліковано 9 лип 2024
- this is the best match-making in the Entire Underworld
- CHAPTERS -
00:00 pov: i set up ur ffxiv tinder profile
01:19 melee dps
01:34 samurai waifu
02:14 samurai husbando
02:53 ninja waifu
03:27 ninja husbando
04:15 monk waifu
04:59 monk husbando
05:41 dragoon waifu
06:30 dragoon husbando
07:32 reaper waifu
08:16 reaper husbando
08:45 ranged dps
09:01 bard waifu
09:41 bard husbando
10:28 machinist waifu
11:12 machinist husbando
11:40 dancer waifu
12:17 dancer husbando
13:07 healers
13:14 white mage waifu
14:04 white mage husbando
15:02 scholar waifu
15:47 scholar husbando
16:20 astrologian waifu
17:00 astrologian husbando
17:59 sage waifu
18:40 sage husbando
19:20 caster dps
19:33 black mage waifu
20:11 black mage husbando
21:02 summoner waifu
21:45 summoner husbando
22:38 red mage waifu
23:32 red mage husbando
24:26 tanks
24:42 dark knight waifu
25:27 dark knight husbando
26:08 gunbreaker waifu
26:57 gunbreaker husbando
27:40 warrior waifu
28:23 warrior husbando
29:09 paladin waifu
30:10 paladin husbando
31:11 blue mage mains aren't real :/
31:34 pov 2: you're cringing
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Paladin: "your the most jealous man i know"
Zenos: "you know other men?"
ROOKIE MISTAKE, TELLING ZENOS YOU'VE SEEN OTHER LIVING BEINGS THAN HIM
Truly, Zenos' hair should've been pink and his new weapon should've been "Kitchen Knife".
@@LucyPyre just assure him you killed them
@@banriswirl6414 Zenos: You've... killed other people besides me?
Zenos would smell someone else's blood on you, desecrate their corpse, and then try to kill you
"Every Scholar is either stupid themselves or deeply attracted to stupid people"
why not both
Summoner: "I control GODS!"
G'raha Tia: "You ARE a god UwU"
I'm a summoner too!... :D
Fandaniel really is the perfect husbando for Blue Mage
"I want to die and take everyone with me in a paroxysm of pain and suffering!" - BLU casting Self Destruct
actually, it's Zenos for every class, even the gatherer/crafters.
you go fishing, you catch something. you start reeling it in, you see his head come out of the water with the hook in his mouth. you cut the line.
you go mining. you break off a chunk of ore, you see his eye behind the rock through the hole you just dug. you put your shit away and walk off.
you're picking flowers, cut off some plants, IT TURNS INTO ZENOS, in Thancreds usual teleported style of clothing ofcourse, CAUSE WHY NOT. you teleport away.
you're crafting some gear. hammering away. you reach into the bag to your side to grab another ingot. surprise, it's Zenos's pants. you start screaming.
there is no escape. it's him or nothing. ever. for all time.
He is so horn for the PC.
The sexual tension at the end of stormblood is palpable. Zenos is the true husbando.
@@sonoskay or true stalker 🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes, the Zenos everywhere system..
@@sonoskay Idk. I think G'raha has him beat. Number 1# simp for the WOL.
[Endwalker Spoiler]
Nobody couldve ever expected how true this actually is. Not even the edge of the universe got him away from us.
Picking your waifu based on your class: normie
Picking your class based on your waifu: Chad
99% of the dragoons agreeing
But I hate dancer.
@@i5m5bob too bad. you want the tatarussy? then dance, fucker, dance!
or sidurgussy
As a dark knight main, I'd rather get Zenos.
Which is actually fitting, because now I can be sad that he chose paladin over me like everybody else.
Uff, but accurate :D
"I will disown Lucy if the healers aren't given 'I can fix her/him' energy."
*WHM Happens*
"Excellent."
Real gamers will switch jobs just to get the waifu/husbando they want. I look forward to seeing all the new gunbreaker players in the coming days
i'll do what it takes to build the gnb playerbase B) we are superior
@@LucyPyre Gunbreakers stay winning. We bring guns to fights.
@@LucyPyre I guess I have to change to Gunbreaker.
I would be gunbreaker main but responsability is what made me always chicken out so I stay with my dancer and my money I guess!
@@bootywarrior6845 knight to a gun fight?
Gun to a knife fight?
We bring both to all fights!
Lucy: reaper isnt even out yet... but ill give you Emet
Me: okay.
Fine.
Be it your way.
Im subscribing to your cringe.
Funny fact about Aymeric, he's still a Gladiator. Using the Parser ratted him tf out. Man doesn't even have a job stone yet LMAO.
LMAO he's a clown!!!
He uses some paladin skills in the tank questlines iirc, he's fine now.
As a DRK main
Me:Starts video thinking Zhloe won't be present
Lucy:"You're depressed and need Zhloe."
Me:"You guessed my waifu."
I almost choked laughing when you said Hydaelyn for RDM. And to follow it up with Zodiark had me in tears laughing. I will take a demigod child any day
Does that mean Elidibus and [Spoiler]? Cause I'm good with that.
And then Endwalker came out and we WON. We got that waifu lottery jackpot.
"All non-sage healers are bottoms"
Brave words, but I assure you my endless spite and anger as a Scholar gives me pretty good top energy
As someone that only heals with Scholar and Sage, this gives me more power
If there were only tops, noone would be happy
fucking MOOD.
how else do you explain the silent stares we give when the warrior once again dies because they forgot they dont self heal in low level content.
...just me? ok then
@@roxasdrayheart5561 Oh no, SCH is my healing main. I'd say if looks could kill, that one party I hit Pharos with would be dead, but honestly they were doing a great job of dying all on their own. Seriously, if you are going to charge dick first into the boss mechanic six times in a row, I'm not going to bother rezzing you anymore.
@@roxasdrayheart5561 I am that warrior, not even gonna lie.
As a dancer main, this sentence :
*" let's be real, toxic men is what you like."*
Is very, very true.
I mean... How can I denied that after all my previous relationship honestly 😂
The Zenos thing is probably truer that we know. I suspect Zenos is gonna temporarily team with us to deal with whatever the existential threat is, just because it's annoying him that we won't focus all of our attention on him.
Called it.
@@ReinTenebres haha yeah you did
Well played.
SO COME
He passed the test of his reflexes
These mortal selections that you've made for Black Mage are passable, but come on Mama Lucy, we both know the truth. We Black Mages only have one true waifu - arson.
You mean Megumin from Konosuba. She is the only one who truly embodies that Black Mage vibe, from something entirely different from Final Fantasy but with the Black Mage's ability to reach into the void, I'm certain you can pull her out of the cosmos. Just thought sends chills as both of you scream... "EXPLOSION!" Plus you'd both finally share in a meme that still hasn't died.
@@Nozthren Like I said, arson.
@@TheManBehindtheScreen lmao
I've felt it VERY hard as a BLM main. The fight with Sadu on the Azim Steppe was the best type of love foreplay a black mage could dream. Imagine the arson we could do together
@@AfroBlackSiren We love fire. We understand fire. We will do anything to help fire burn brighter and longer, even if it means turning to hated ice.
Also electricity can start fires so it can stay too, I guess.
But Mama Lucy wasn't cruel to take Sadu from us. No, she was kind. She gave us fresh kindling in the form of all those Reapers standing in our way.
Machinist: Merlwyb
You say it like having her as a waifu is a bad thing. If there is any booty I would plunder in a heartbeat, it would be hers. Also she's the most competent leader.
total W
I can choose between Merlwyb and Hilda, hell of a win win.
Ah, Merlwyb. If only to be held in those strong arms, to rest my head against her ample bosom, feel her heart beat like a war drum...Unfortunately I"m a dancer so I'm stuck with a gold-digging potato.
Sees WHM results.
Player base: "Is this a personal attack?"
Nah man I'm good with the WHM choices.....
*Cries in the corner*
You could've went with the obvious choices (e.g. Dragoon -> Estinien), but your choices and reasons behind them were really creative. Good stuff.
* mains sch *
* sees G'raha as smn husbando *
Welp, I guess I am a smn main now... At least I can level those two at the same time so it is technically not cheating the system?
As a SMN main and G'raha simp I thank you for your choice in husbando for us. Suddenly I seem to like this channel a whole lot more.
Be Me, a Bard Main:
*Sees Lyna and Estinien as the choices*
Man you really did go full Tsundere with this choices.
As you should have.
Thank you for giving Bard mains some hope in our DOT hell.
As a DRG, i miss the bond we had with you BRDs, it was fun
But Estinien is where it stops, either share or it is war /j
x'D
As a SMN main, I choked when you said "Your love interest has to worship you like a god."
No truer words have ever been spoken.
Hmmm... should I play SMN then...
*thinks*
Look, I am all for husbando Alphinaud, but I swear to god if he moans "Estinien" even once during the deed, I will blow a gasket.
LMAO THIS GOT ME
Threesomes are always an option. 4P, if you want to include the other twin.
@@XCodes I think the worry at that point would be Estinien calling her Alphinaud again.
@@TheManBehindtheScreen Imagine if he confuses them during the act.
@@Mandegavelian oh my God
*Is a Monk main.*
Lucy: "I'm going to give you Lyse!
Me: Noooooo
Lucy: But I guess I'll give you Hildabrand.
Me: Oh thank god.
Lets be honest, i have nothing against Lyse, SB story not used her well but come on, simping Hildibrand 24/7 is what we are here for.
"Its gonna be a weird moment when she's fully grown and towers over you like a giraffe"
Hol' up, I see no negative there.
The redmage is the bard of ff14.
"I roll to seduce the giant crystal goddess."
"Natural 20!"
Make love not war? Maybe a RDM is just what the world needs.
Funny you mention that because a while back me and friends did a bit of munchkinry and found the best RDM build is a multiclass of Paladin and Sorcerer or Bard.
And with all that Verdrip why wouldnt we be CHR mages?
@@koishily why do a multiclass when Bladesinger Wizard is right there?
@@andrewmiller6264
i think RDMs fit as CHR casters more than INT casters.
PLD start gives you armor letting you survive in melee
If you multiclass into Sorc, you get quickened metamagic which imitates a dualcast.
Me as a Paladin Main
Lucy: Hilda is your waifu
Me: I mean, not my first choice but you can't go wrong.
Lucy: Your husbando is Zenon
Me: Lucy let me contact you for this wedding I'm having... It is in like, 2 days.
there's no losing with this one since literally everyone in this game is hot
Yea. Even Vauthry in the end. LOL
My husbando is pre-transformation Vauthry.
Unless your a Scholar then you get a freaking faerie
@@Leowuf You don't think the faeries are hot?
@@Bussy_Destroyer The faeries are the spirits of dead children, so that's kinda creepy.
Discovered your content the other day and binged it, gut busting laughter has ensued many times. Keep up the great work, Lucy.
Also, fun fact: You said he's an old man but Urianger is not even thirty yet, Thancred is actually older than him.
URIANGER ISN'T AN OLD MAN???????? NO CAP?????? I FEEL LIKE MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE WTF
@@LucyPyre I know, right? I had the same reaction when I found out he's under 30. Blew my damn mind. lmao
"Y'Shtola is a sadist"
For those of us who have watched Konosuba, Y'Shtola shares the same Japanese VO as Darkness 🙃
oh shit. now i gotta watch
Oh lord
As a mnk player: I miss early Stormblood Lyse, if I can have miss "I don't want to wait for a boat, lets swim to the next island in full plate armor" then I'm happy.
And no, I'm not going to calm her down. That's the exact opposite of what I want as a MNK
As a monk I'm not surprised that you paired us with Lyse, but she's one of the few who can hang with the WOL and is batshit crazy enough to punch out a demigod and that's good enough for me.
Wait, someone likes lyse?
@@blockhead134 honestly I don't get why everyone hates her.
@@AlexDuos I like her
@@AlexDuos to put it very short, she showed up at the beginning of stormblood, stood around whoever was doing things, took all the credit, and got crowned their queen. Mnaago got especially shafted. She had been around the a la mhigan revolution her whole life as the direct apprentice of the head. Then somebody from eaorzea shows up, says "I was here once when I was a kid" and she's got a new boss
@@blockhead134 Honestly, I blame the expansion and not her. She needed more time to be more fleshed out, but I guess they were in a time constraint, so they rushed it, like the rest of the expansion (except for the dungeons, trials and raids, those were really good)
Me: *thinking of maining Sage*
"Your waifu is M'naago"
Me: "Yep, definitely Sage"
"God forbid you're also a catgirl... and honest about being vain."
So this whole time I was supposed to be an Astrologian?! :-0
As a WHM whose fav character is Yotsuyu, that was a low blow Lucy. But i respect it. Imma go cry, great vid. Keep up the good work. Homewrecker. sorry.
yotsuyu top-tier waifu
@@LucyPyre it is what it is, maybe we'll get lucky/unlucky and they'll bring her back and make us kill her again once the primal loop reaches Stormblood en masse. she'll always be my fav. cant really catch a break with my favorite characters in FFXIV though, each one has been killed off in some way.
"Let's be real, toxic men is what you like. ;)" Oh, Lucy. You've got me so pegged. 🤣👌
Pretty sure you shouldn't bring up pegs around Lucy.
@@Vashy434 And I oop-- 😏🤭
I like what you did there 😏
[FFXIV ENDWALKER SPOILER]
My eternal waifu will be Venat
She sacrificed everything and endured pain and sorrow for thousands of years just out of love for us all.
She is the best. Forever and evermore.
You were so close to greatness.
"You were studying the blade with Hien."
...
"You were studying Hien's blade."
y is this comment funnier than me :(
*Casually throws smn soulstone at the trashcan*
From now on, I'm AST main. Whatever it takes for me to get Aymeric.
dancer: "toxic men is what you like" STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS
Listen.. listen.. i just started binging Lucy's videos cause I love her voice and the avatar expressions.
I did not come here to get called out about falling for Kan-e-Senna like this bro..
I'm new I didn't know it was such a normal thing! 😭
I recently got into FFXIV and this is the first FFXIV content that lands on my feed.
The algorithm does not disappoint lol
yea same, was kinda waffling on getting really into it, now im convinced
@@globaladdict it’s very much a final fantasy game, so lots of slowish character and world building that all eventually comes together for a huge pay off and some of the most memorable story moments in any rpg I’ve played. It’s not for everyone, but if you like the storytelling in games like persona, or have played previous final fantasy games I would definitely give it a shot. And you get well over a hundred hours of the story for free too.
"I'm giving you emet-selch"
I see this as an absolute win
As someone who started out with LNC and chose the Twin Adder's company, having Kan-E-Senna to be the DRG waifu sounds strangely appropriate.
As a BLM, by not giving me Y'shtola, you've made a lifelong enemy. But as a SAM, by giving me Yugiri, you've made an eternal friend.
As a Bard main, knowing that Estinien is secretly smiling at all of the foolery I'm doing, or going to get us into, gives me life.🥰
To be honest, canon already gave me what I want... like, he's always with me now. I don't have to BE a warrior, to GET the warrior. There's nothing closer than a rejoined soul-fusion!
Zenos will continually be in every expansion until our fights end with him and the WOL banging.
ALMOST called it, the last fight was very sexual tho
"Your husbando is Arenvald."
Absolutely 100% sold.
I feel so bad for Urianger everytime you call him old. He's 29.
Even his childhood friend called him old. Dude has been old in spirit since he joined the Scions at minimum.
Urianger is my precious. He is friend shaped with sexy guns 💪💪
20:11 Real black mages would hold the Moenbryda minion above his head. If you know, you know.
SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEAN, Y'ALL ARE CRUEL
@@LucyPyre 😈
Me who wants to be a dancer and no one can tell me otherwise:
Lucy: Your perfect waifu is a Lalafell.
Me: Why, why do I chose things that's going to hurt me in the future.
Hey, least Tatarus moneymaking skills come handy, when you are on a getaway together.
I have to play dancer at the moment in uwu and having Tataru for a waifu makes me feel better about it
@@Physis_88 Not just moneymaking, she'll be making those dancing outfits too, very, very skimpy outfits and she'll be grinning as she watches from her newly added VIP lounge as the money is pouring in.
As a proud SCH I feel violated that Magnai is my husbando but I will gladly take Feo Ul. I'm honestly surprised you didn't say Eos or Selene 😂
I wonder how this list would change based on what we know now...
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You essentially gave RDM Venat and a harem that includes Hythlodeaus.
What did we do to deserve this blessing, except for being the least broken job?
Everyone laughed before Endwalker but in the end we got the last laugh when we got best crystal mommy.
Lucy: "Don't make me come to your house in the middle of the night"
Me as a tank main: I mean.......
Also me as a GNB main: I agree with this video 100%
"It's time to think about marriage."
I literally said, out loud, while alone in my room:
"What, are you offering yourself?"
And then I noticed how stupid that was...
a priest couldn't officiate......... could be problematic sir
@@LucyPyre a moogle could
@@caseyondra7781 a Moogle could _try_
I think you'd probably need a blood sacrifice first, tbh
@@XCodes nah man, I'm talking about the literal devil they're trying to marry. You know there's gotta be some kinda blood sacrifice or soul trade in order to waifu a demon
Hien's tendency to run away from stressful situations... I'm 3 minutes in and already dying. XD Seriously, though, the character and job assessments in this are great.
I thought I was getting a waifu and instead I saw like fifty NPCs get roasted so hard it was as if they were obliterated from orbit.
honestly, using /songbird in limsa lominsa in THAT glamour was quite possibly the scariest thing i've ever done in this game. the things i do for the humans here smh
ok but thank u as always for popping in!! i plan to drop another ffxiv suffering video the week before endwalker release, so keep an eye out for it
The risks you take without the recognition smh
I'm a 6 foot Au ra black mage and my waifu is Minfilia.😍😍😍
this was fantastic, looking forward to your next Limsa Catgirl ERP jaunt Lucy, and I know you cant wait either
@@XenoArby STOP MAKING FUN OF ME ;-;
Very nice video Lucy. I really enjoyed the SCH portion xD and the ending was funny 👏👏👏😂❤️
“Melee DPS, you have a habit on coming of too strong in relationships”
Way too accurate already…
having just gotten through Endwalker, I just wanna say
Red mages truly do nothing but win 😎
as a summoner i accept both waifu and husbando! thank you ^_^
You gotta make a video on which job a new player should pick based on their personality :D
not a bad idea c:
As a WHM main, I feel called out. But you're also right on the money, so I can't blame you for pointing out the obvious XD
Eh, too busy engraining my brand new Holy 3 animation in my (and all of my Lominsan friends') retinas to care. We WHM may have only 5 skills, but boy are they beautiful :)
As a RDM main I'm feeling pretty good about getting Hydaelyn now that EW is out
"Don't make me come to your house in the middle of the night, kid."
Don't threaten me with a good time!
Lucy, You're damaged, broken, and jaded... Please don't change. It pleases me.
It was very brave of you not to say zenos for every job wifu or husbando. Because if you are the WOL you don't get a choice. Its Zenos- doesn't matter what job you pick up hes always there and no one else....always...watching....
On a brighter note! I fucking made out of this stacked! Future Reaper main, Dancer (Current Main), (Sub classes Machinist, and Blackmage) i fucking love my picks. Anyone who doesn't accept Pirate mommy is weak.
Meeting pirate mommy when I started out was the main reason for me going; why can't I have a gun? I want (to be like) her!
Then I was able to become a machinist.
(I still want you to crush me between your thighs Merlwyb.)
@@NuckElBerg I. WANT. HER. COAT.
"Because what's better to fuel your inner beast than the voice in your head saying 'Aren't you tired of being nice?'"
Frey: Am I joke to you?
It's a good feeling when you progress far enough into the story to unlock a new level of content to enjoy.
I'm surprised you didnt make a pun with Dragonsong for the bard husbando, amazing video anyways!
WHY ARE THE COMMENTS ALWAYS SO MUCH SMARTER
This is the most influential video of our generation.
Subbed. Legit every expansion and stuff have classes close to my heart, one for every job. All of them 10/10 matches. Bless you.
Lucy: "This guy looks like he wears the most expensive cologne for weirdos to sniff"
Me: Dying from laughter
Also me: Googles what cologne Gaius wears, immediately buys it to impress
Little voice in my head: HA! SIMP!
"For the extend of this video, you can call me Mommy."
A-Alright... Mommy... *starts sweating*
As a SAM main, hell with it, gimme Yugiri. Give me a yandere, I've got nothing left to lose. She can trick attack to open up for some spicy midares anyway.
now that endwalker has been out a couple months this is still oddly accurate, also you called out my roommate on paladin to a uncomfortable level so well done.
It's funny that you mention appreciating an older gentleman for the Red Mage husbando. That's EXACTLY why the Red Mage trainer, X'rhun Tia himself, is my husbando (sorry I dunno a lot about Zodiark, I just finished HW) and has completely blew my other crushes (Urianger, Aymeric, Briardien, Artoirel de Fortemps) out of the water :D.
Oh man, I'm probably like weeks away from reaching 5.3, I've been faffing about in the mid 20s for days now. I wanna watch but I don't wanna be spoiled! I'll be back! *menacing axe-wielding smol aura*
enjoy!! if it helps, the summoner part is the section with spoilers from that part in the story, and the rest of the video should be all good for you if you've already beaten endwalker!
30:29 I lost my shit. The mental image alone fills me both with keks and dread.
As a reaper main, I'm extremely happy to having emet selch. However, I can't promise you that we DONT end up setting the world on fire 😀
My PLD is still mourning the loss of Minfilia to this day.
He’s developed a drinking habit that makes even Thancred concerned.
As a machinist main, I want to thank for the completely accurate very good couples matchmaking with the Admiral herself. Clearly stellar wisdom coming from you Lucy. No take backsies.
Just started the video and you're reminding me that every Au'ra in Stormblood was drooling over Hien
Binged a few videos now. Easy sub. You might be my spirit animal.
Found your last night and been watching all videos!!! Love this content!
Amazing how fast you became an insta-click on my UA-cam feed. Keep up the great work. Pokemon, FFXIV, I'll watch em all.
tysm ;w; it means a lot to me!!
Lmfao ur defo the best vtuber ive seen in terms of video pacing it just flows great not a dull part. bravo 🎉
Id scrap that and say content creator feels rude narrowing it down to vtuber. Keep up good work!
Summoner mains were already eating good in Endwalker but now you’ve given us two top tier partners as well?!? It’s like all our name-days have come at once!!!
"You put down food like a dog with rabies."
Somehow THIS is the joke that made me actually laugh out loud rather than giggle.
ok, the DRK section hit way closer to home than I was expecting 10/10
You are so underrated! I absolutely love your content, they are entertaining, well paced and brings something new to the wide variety of FFXIV content. Keep it up! 💜
OK I've didn't a lot of this week watching your videos. You are hilarious and you put a LOT of work into your channel. Keep up the amazing work! ❤😘
As a smn main, I'm happy with this. Might not be interested in relationships, but alisaie and raha would be the best of friends
As someone who plays WAR, MCH, SCH, and soon Reaper. I like all the options! Keep up the great content Lucy, loving every bit of it!
as WAR I was initially going "Gimme the Admiral," but Cirina? Yeah, no issues there.
Doing RDM dirty. How am I supposed to have a damn crystal step on me while I plead for my dommy mommy to go harder.
bro, nothing can smack u harder than the sharp, PRISTINE edge of a crystal
I mean crystal mom stepping on Zodiark is a thing technically
ooo your model is really cute!
And almost made me think you aren't that sadistic!
This was hilarious, glad I caught Haru reacting to a part of it the other day. Can't imagine how long it took you to write the script. Everything is so accurate too. I do find it interesting you included both Sadu and Cirena, but not the best Au Ra girl of SB...Kurenai. I'll forgive you since that rap at the end was S Tier