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  • Опубліковано 9 лип 2024
  • this is the best career criticism in the Entire Underworld
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    chapters btw
    00:00 anti-chrysler
    00:53 monk
    01:40 dragoon
    02:35 samurai
    03:34 reaper
    04:30 ninja
    05:28 black mage
    06:23 summoner
    07:19 red mage
    08:19 bard
    09:20 machinist
    10:19 dancer
    11:19 dark knight
    12:22 paladin
    13:22 warrior
    14:18 gunbreaker
    15:20 white mage
    16:23 scholar
    17:18 astrologian
    18:28 sage
    19:28 now let me die
    20:12 fine ill rap ONE MORE TIME
    u can also follow me on twitter for extra cringe content, it's like a secret lucy hideout :)
    LucyPyre_
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  • @LucyPyre
    @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +1025

    aw yeah i love having extremely bad opinions and sharing them with strangers on the internet :( but like, to keep my savage demon street cred, i will pretend to be ambivalent towards ur personal health. thank u very much

  • @Cicirifu
    @Cicirifu 2 роки тому +3090

    Just by hating on us Blue Mages you've already acknowledged our existence. I feel.....satisfied.

    • @LucyPyre
      @LucyPyre  2 роки тому +954

      NO

    • @softwareblade0137
      @softwareblade0137 2 роки тому +120

      i feel sad for those who never get the satisfaction of doing ah savage raid on a blue mage xD

    • @Versudan
      @Versudan 2 роки тому +76

      @@LucyPyre Don't deny it Lucy. Blue Mage is BEST Mage!

    • @911eVoX
      @911eVoX 2 роки тому +19

      What’s a blue mage again?

    • @TankHunter678
      @TankHunter678 2 роки тому +85

      @@911eVoX That mage that kills itself to take down raid bosses in seconds.

  • @pentagonofpeople
    @pentagonofpeople 2 роки тому +690

    As a WAR main (the goofball type) I assure you that anybody who is toxic/trying to show off as WAR is actually compensating for the fact that we only get 2 braincells each, one of which is devoted entirely to "haha fell cleave go brrr"

    • @danielcombs7252
      @danielcombs7252 2 роки тому +1

      Rip and tear till it is done

    • @Yuushinfx
      @Yuushinfx 2 роки тому +48

      And the other is "haha blue heals go brrr"

    • @StatiicDreams
      @StatiicDreams 2 роки тому +35

      Me Warrior me pull good

    • @nishaand_laby4098
      @nishaand_laby4098 2 роки тому +5

      I laughed harder at this then i should have-

    • @TigerheartFire
      @TigerheartFire 2 роки тому +2

      Admittedly, I'm more used to dealing with toxic PLDs than WARs. Granted, the couple or so toxic Ungabungas I've met have definitely been nasty pieces of work, but I'm more inclined to expect the Pallies giving me a hard time.

  • @AzureCoda
    @AzureCoda 2 роки тому +541

    "And thus began your story of trying to impress all the adults in your life and live up to the impossibly high standards you set for yourself"
    Look, I came here to have my job exposed, not my childhood and stunted adult behavior

  • @Puddingskin01
    @Puddingskin01 2 роки тому +563

    RPR: Dark and edgy on the outside. On the inside: "My perfect glam is a silly farmer and I will murder anything to attain it."

    • @jonathanbaker4361
      @jonathanbaker4361 2 роки тому +22

      I have already seen the RPR in full Botanist gear

    • @Defileros
      @Defileros 2 роки тому +8

      Bloodborne Gehrman cosplayer, the class

    • @CleopatraKing
      @CleopatraKing 2 роки тому +3

      limsa vendor:Its like 20 gil dude just buy the gatherer gear and let me see the next customer

    • @ikbeckly385
      @ikbeckly385 2 роки тому +17

      I need a moogle scythe and my edgy reaper will be complete. Nothing says edge lord like cosplaying as a delivery moogle

    • @bryanblankenship3742
      @bryanblankenship3742 2 роки тому +1

      #angryfarmergang

  • @spookyghostnappa
    @spookyghostnappa 2 роки тому +681

    As a mch main, my secret is that my three brain cells just go "drill go brr" to each other. The faster the brain cells transmit that message, the higher the damage go.

    • @treesuschrist1782
      @treesuschrist1782 2 роки тому +40

      Reassemble+drill=dopamine.

    • @ducksama8558
      @ducksama8558 2 роки тому +46

      @@treesuschrist1782
      Smooth Brains: Nooo, you can't just reassemble, and drill all the time! That's not an optimal dps rotation!
      We Intellectuals: Haha drill go brrrrr

    • @judynguyen1579
      @judynguyen1579 2 роки тому +6

      Drill go brrrrrr!

    • @darkjackl999
      @darkjackl999 2 роки тому +12

      Hee hoo 2 stacks of reassemble means sky anchor AND drill (or just holding it to use every sky anchor) big dmg

    • @NecroAsphyxia
      @NecroAsphyxia 2 роки тому +9

      @@ducksama8558 Smooth Brain: but Drill is on cool down!
      Intellectual: Air Anchor go brrrrr

  • @AzureKite619
    @AzureKite619 2 роки тому +468

    Lucy at MCH mains: "What is it that you're hiding? What secrets do you hold?"
    My MCH main brain: hehehe big boom boom go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @SneakyMuffin
      @SneakyMuffin 2 роки тому +9

      I second this.

    • @jakoski
      @jakoski 2 роки тому +30

      Us machinists’ brains can be explained in four words: “Beep boop. Bang bang.”

    • @ZeCrazyAngel
      @ZeCrazyAngel 2 роки тому +5

      I third this, my main being machinist xD Basically just "Pew pew motherfucker!"

    • @ascalion41
      @ascalion41 2 роки тому +4

      i just want to build my queen

    • @TurnaboutAkamia
      @TurnaboutAkamia 2 роки тому +3

      Me: I like wobots.

  • @thomasmarshall9455
    @thomasmarshall9455 2 роки тому +115

    "Caffeine will not make you happy." Look, if I consume enough caffeine I'll simulate happiness with manic, jet-fueled anxiety. Never felt more called out as a GNB though.

  • @ValkyrieTiara
    @ValkyrieTiara 2 роки тому +215

    As a DNC main I am upset at how accurate that was.
    Also Paladins aren't moral crusaders in this game, they're just the personal guards of the Sultana, so it's the perfect job for simps.
    ......wait, I just realized that Lucy being a Dancer main implies the she *is or has been an ERPer.*

    • @rabbitbeargaming2441
      @rabbitbeargaming2441 2 роки тому +7

      greetings fellow dancer main :D

    • @varia2354
      @varia2354 2 роки тому +1

      Whatever told you she wasn’t E-Fucking away?

    • @Snopelol
      @Snopelol Рік тому +21

      Unless you're a Free Paladin, which is basically a knight errant... who is free to simp for someone else.

    • @katrinascarlet5637
      @katrinascarlet5637 Рік тому +1

      Am I the only dancer who hasn't partaken in ERP?

    • @ValkyrieTiara
      @ValkyrieTiara Рік тому +4

      @@katrinascarlet5637 I have ERPed but not in FFXIV (or any game) if that makes a difference.

  • @dbull620
    @dbull620 2 роки тому +568

    As a mch main, here's my secret: I'm actually not that good at juggling job mechanics, positionals, and complex rotations on anything except a training dummy, and the RNG aspects of Red Mage, Dancer, and Bard would add a wrinkle on my otherwise flawlessly smooth brain. I pretend I'm doing something by having burst windows that require me to press buttons every half a second and every once in a while I'll use Tactician and pat myself on the back for being a genius for mitigating that raidwide that everyone was going to survive anyways.

    • @grumpychocobo
      @grumpychocobo 2 роки тому +50

      As a fellow MCH.....true.

    • @SnowTheBard
      @SnowTheBard 2 роки тому +44

      Good lord I think you might be my MCH spirit animal. Especially about Tactician .>

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 2 роки тому +21

      I have found my people.

    • @aka4x7b
      @aka4x7b 2 роки тому +36

      This has so much truth. I use Tactician to show I care, it's like a good luck hug when we're all stacking up.

    • @1033515
      @1033515 2 роки тому +20

      Look I came here to be attacked in the video not the comments.
      ....but true

  • @Kloqdq
    @Kloqdq 2 роки тому +514

    Crafters and Gatherers are easily the most sick players in the whole game. They control the market board and I have never felt so burned by a group of humans. Fear them, for they demand respect from everybody.

    • @avaviel
      @avaviel 2 роки тому +25

      I regularly... REGULARLY buy the entire inventory of an MB item if I feel the price it too low. And I'll hold onto the inventory slowly selling it. Most of the time I don't make a profit
      ... But it's ok because I'm making a ton of Gil selling the Thanvarian Onions I grow.

    • @Kloqdq
      @Kloqdq 2 роки тому +34

      @@avaviel I've watched people come into a market that was perfectly okay and crash it by 80% because they can. When they control the power of gil - they control all of us as well.
      I mostly sell dyes myself so its less chaotic...Metal markets are true pain.

    • @avaviel
      @avaviel 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kloqdq heh.

    • @TheRedAzuki
      @TheRedAzuki 2 роки тому +13

      @@Kloqdq I'm that omnicrafter that makes everything everyone else are too lazy to make... aka levecrafts! New expansions is always an easy 10mil per day.

    • @Kloqdq
      @Kloqdq 2 роки тому +5

      @@TheRedAzuki I have done it myself as well. Sometimes you just got to get your hands dirty for the cold hard gil.

  • @sixmajin6992
    @sixmajin6992 2 роки тому +248

    I've played through every single expansion as a monk. You can keep you swords, machines, and spells. I'm not stopping til everyone's felt the loving embrace of my fist on their face.

  • @miikaeatsbagels7320
    @miikaeatsbagels7320 2 роки тому +472

    You merely adopted the monk class. I was born in it, moulded by it. I did not equip my monk stone until I finished ARR.
    Fun fact: I went through ARR without realizing that I could equip my stone to become a monk. I skipped through cutscenes and ran through dungeons using my Pug skills.. I was new to the game.
    Not. One. Soul. Told. Me.

    • @pinkpugilist
      @pinkpugilist 2 роки тому +61

      SO, when ARR was current content, it was back when you had to have TWO classes to get a job. You needed your pugilist to 30, and a lancer to 15. OF course, somewhere in my mind I figured 'well, I should MAX OUT my pugilist before I worry about taking up another class.' While leveling, I did get a few eyerolls and 'ugh, pugilist?' comments, but no one had actually explained what I was doing wrong until Castrum. So Praetorium was my only base ARR content done as a Monk.

    • @Mattznick
      @Mattznick 2 роки тому +3

      This was me but for dragoon

    • @RaidenKaiser
      @RaidenKaiser Рік тому +4

      @@pinkpugilist that sounds amazing, why did they abandon multiple classes melding into jobs? That sounds amazing like it makes it feel more worth the effort leveling everything if they affect eachother to me.

    • @pinkpugilist
      @pinkpugilist Рік тому +10

      @@RaidenKaiser Some things work better in theory than practice. It wasn't a well explained system, leading to people like me not catching on and playing a large majority of content without a class. And for people who were aware and working through story, it creates a sudden halt as you go to level up another class. And it's not as though the other class really ADDED anything, monk was still mostly a pugilist+

    • @RaidenKaiser
      @RaidenKaiser Рік тому +1

      @@pinkpugilist sounds like wasted potential tho if they explained it better

  • @BuffWarlocks
    @BuffWarlocks 2 роки тому +299

    As a WHM main, never have I ever been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

    • @Mrtobias472
      @Mrtobias472 2 роки тому +13

      I'm glad I didn't have to say it first...

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 роки тому

      Pretty much, yeah. 😁 (Also WHM main.)

    • @CatOnACell
      @CatOnACell 2 роки тому +8

      white mage mains unite for the chill healers. and/or lily enthusiasts.

    • @OddlyIncredible
      @OddlyIncredible 2 роки тому +1

      Speaking of lily enthusiasts, my approach for Asphodelos 1 Savage is to dump three lilies during the three AoEs Erichthonios throws out as the run-up to his hard enrage, and then smash the blood lily and Assize to help finish him off.

    • @gampie13
      @gampie13 2 роки тому +3

      tbh. I would love a heal that did negative healing, couse that would feed my craving of feeding the blood lilly

  • @NemoNeel
    @NemoNeel 2 роки тому +47

    “So here’s the thing...” “crunch munch” “once you get used to the splinters....” “gulp” “it’s not that bad”

  • @guywithnocoochie9087
    @guywithnocoochie9087 2 роки тому +62

    The fact that the three-year-old was bullying my class shouldn’t bother me, but the fact that she’s completely right about it bugs me

  • @ahubb21
    @ahubb21 2 роки тому +98

    "struggling to play what is essentially a DPS babysitter role sounds annoying" is entirely why I main WHM lmao

    • @zackarieneifert7014
      @zackarieneifert7014 2 роки тому +14

      1 button rotation lets go

    • @shivalah
      @shivalah 4 місяці тому +1

      You think you’re in charge here ‘tank’? I’ll play limbo with your HP bar, I’ll pull every group before you and stun them with holy until they are dead, I’ll rescue you to me when you’re not fast enough and if you throw a hissy fit, I’ll just tank myself. And your blood is nothing more than nourishment for the blood lily.
      Yes I am at least 2 years too late, but YT just recommended this to me.

  • @Mephilis2123
    @Mephilis2123 2 роки тому +212

    "When bullet go in blade it make brain turn happy!" Thank you for understanding the true nature of the GNB main

    • @NekoYuki
      @NekoYuki 2 роки тому +10

      I'm wasted half the time I play, and I can confirm that this is my thought process.

    • @ink3539
      @ink3539 2 роки тому +5

      I mean GNB withour caffeine ? Its just a Paladin with a bigger sword.

    • @AustralianGrizzly
      @AustralianGrizzly 2 роки тому +2

      And its not RedBull... Its MONSTER...

    • @NekoYuki
      @NekoYuki 2 роки тому +1

      @@AustralianGrizzly Yeah, for me it's REIGN!!! 300mg of caffeine! I'm not missing ANY buttons.

    • @samuellafleur890
      @samuellafleur890 2 роки тому +4

      I propose an alternative: At least 5 of us gunbreaker mains overlap with the 5 of us that are still heavily invested in the Devil May Cry franchise. Which, I get it, is still basically the same as "when bullet go in blade it make brain turn happy" but I want to at least pretend a deeper thought went into my decision to make that my main tank.

  • @shadowofchaos725
    @shadowofchaos725 2 роки тому +214

    Me, a PLD Main:
    - A simp for my wife (in game and out)
    - Everything at max level including crafting, gathering, and blue mage
    - Formerly a UA-cam content creator for Fire Emblem including detailed guides
    Ok listen, I didn't expect an absolute Mustadio sniper shot at me.

    • @dizzyheads
      @dizzyheads 2 роки тому +15

      OH HEY
      I didn't expect to see you here
      I used to watch your stuff :)

    • @zocheez
      @zocheez 2 роки тому

      What's wrong with using Clemency on large pulls if healer is struggling?

    • @jakoski
      @jakoski 2 роки тому +1

      -Mustadio
      OH HEY! An excuse for me, a machinist (or engineer in the old translation of FFT) to insert myself into the conversation!

  • @archdiangelo7930
    @archdiangelo7930 2 роки тому +105

    DRK stereotype: "Nothing matters so I'm gonna hit everything with a sword"
    My depressed/anxious/ADHD ass as a DRK: "EVERYTHING MATTERS TOO MUCH AND I AM IN PAIN, MEET MY BEST/ONLY FRIEND, GIANT HEAP OF RAW IRON (rest in peace Miura...)"

  • @deman182
    @deman182 2 роки тому +28

    I main Sage simply because my shields can protect me for interacting with other people

  • @25xxfrostxx
    @25xxfrostxx 2 роки тому +210

    I don't know if I should be depressed, excited, or worried that I was literally running a dungeon on the Gunbreaker and drinking a red bull while I watched this.

  • @PabloHedning
    @PabloHedning 2 роки тому +72

    Femroe White mage: "Are you really a true healer if you can't literally carry the team out of harms way?"

  • @jibm37
    @jibm37 2 роки тому +35

    hi, ps4 astro main here, i'm the guy that misses the old expansion when all of the cards did something different. when tp exsisted. recharge tp? crit up? mp recover? def/resist up? attack faster? 10+% more damage? back then i had to play every class to learn what each one needed the most. crit up goes to bard, def/res go to tanks, mp goes to me/blk, speed goes to sam, tp goes to who ever the hell actually ran out of tp, and dam went to who ever needed it as i saved for when someone reached the peak of their dps rotation, i had to pay attention to all of that. forever unappreciated but i felt like a god. yet for some reason when i grinded the other healers they felt behind, thats when i get all the coms and tanks going 'jfc your carring the team' and i'm just gob smacked about it all. either way now i just play tanks/healers to fill who ever needs my aid the most. also pleasure to meet you if you actually some how read this paragraph under the list of spam, your sense of humor is top noch and you earned a sub from me. sorry for the english i'm just to tired to care atm, sorry

    • @matrinezkevin11492
      @matrinezkevin11492 2 роки тому +6

      Stormblood AST was the GOAT. It's what made me an AST main and I loved raiding and progging on AST and anyone who knew just how much more utility AST had than WHM adored them. Then the dark days of Shadowbringers came and made me loath the class a bit and absolutely hate the balancing team. Swapped to GNB and DRG now but from time to time my heart goes out to my original main and I'll play some AST and reminisce on what once was when AST was the frantic utility god.

    • @jibm37
      @jibm37 2 роки тому +3

      @@matrinezkevin11492 poor one out to the fellow ast main who's class was butchered

  • @zoruasnivy
    @zoruasnivy 2 роки тому +49

    Red Mage is easy, and we are very aware and know we picked easy mode. We're just here to get that dopamine activation from verraising the healer and want to have a good time. Also we are fly as verfuck, I've never met a Red Mage main that hasn't had the desire to look stylish at all times.

    • @McDouggal
      @McDouggal Рік тому +3

      RDM is easy, which makes it all the more painful when you see someone hardcasting Veraero or Verthunder as part of their regular rotation.
      Which happens a disturbing amount of the time.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      Lets also be honest, every last one of us has wiped a raid with verblind at least once on purpose.

    • @Wordsman
      @Wordsman 10 місяців тому +1

      I discovered you had to be at level to equip equipment even after converting that equipment to a glam. By buying an entire outfit off the market board with a level difference of almost 30 (currently lvl 53 but bought lvl 80 stuff). So yes, red mage main wants to look good. Too much so.

  • @Kyuubi424
    @Kyuubi424 2 роки тому +55

    Us Monks did not make lemonade.
    To paraphrase Amazing World of Gumball:
    We squeezed those lemon back into life's eyes.

  • @weltallelite
    @weltallelite 2 роки тому +124

    I am a Samurai main. Yes, I work in IT. Lucy is clairvoyant. It’s actually frightening. Please don’t hurt us.

    • @FreedomBU
      @FreedomBU 2 роки тому +8

      When she said this my friend and I who both work at the same company just fuckin died as we’re both samurai mains… she’s uncovered the secret sauce to a samurai’s genetic code.

    • @shinta148
      @shinta148 2 роки тому +3

      Yea hearing that made me feel so attacked lol I'm indeed scared.

    • @anthonyzheng7274
      @anthonyzheng7274 2 роки тому

      I work in IT but I hate SAM. More of a BLM guy

  • @caffeine4thewin
    @caffeine4thewin 2 роки тому +22

    Your line, “please go to sleep you chronically tired little walnut” brings me such joy. Liked, commented and subscribed. 😆

  • @ElShogoso
    @ElShogoso 2 роки тому +39

    As a DRG main, my choice was less due to edgyness and more due to being one of those PS1 era kids who don't shut the fuck up about old FF games, and half of my favorite characters like Freya from IX, Kain from IV and Cid from VII being dragoons or dragoon-lites. It's also one of the coolest jobs in FF Tactics so there's that. I literally picked the class before I had any idea whatsoever how it worked or looked in FF14

  • @StarShadow9009
    @StarShadow9009 2 роки тому +78

    The 2 types of Warriors are the people who have dealt with their anger issues and ones who have not. And yes, every war has anger issues.

    • @gsbionicleboy
      @gsbionicleboy 2 роки тому +4

      As a WAR main I agree

    • @ragnose1
      @ragnose1 2 роки тому +1

      yep

    • @NEViking
      @NEViking 2 роки тому +5

      I'm not a murderhobo, I just really really like how Inner Chaos and Fell Cleave feel, I promise...

    • @Jynx0208
      @Jynx0208 2 роки тому +2

      At last, someone that understands.

    • @tomtimko9185
      @tomtimko9185 2 роки тому +1

      Yep.. funny that that's even what our job quests are about

  • @MelvaCross
    @MelvaCross 2 роки тому +88

    Sages are Scholars who escaped Eos's/Selene's abusive embrace. We escaped those whispered lies that we could never manage without her and that we would relapse immediately once the Energy Drain withdrawal kicks in.
    But that forsaken fairy was wrong.
    Now we are free.

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 2 роки тому +7

      TIL that the SCH faeries are pro-Brexit.

    • @aaronlefebre5060
      @aaronlefebre5060 2 роки тому +6

      I've always said that Airy and Anne made me suspicious about fairies (I mean, even moreso than before), and the SCH one is just mad sus.
      Hell, I'm surprised Feo Ul didn't call them out if you did ShB as a SCH.

    • @zocheez
      @zocheez 2 роки тому +2

      Is it wrong I miss ARR days of casting eos and selene signature spell every ogcd before casting heals or dps yourself? I loved having my farie heal 100% of trials while I dpsed, maybe I was a SGE mage 8 years to early.

  • @TheAtticGnome
    @TheAtticGnome 2 роки тому +21

    That "why do you all play WHM?" on RDM hit deep as a WHM main who alts RDM as his caster.

  • @NinjaSakuraYuki
    @NinjaSakuraYuki 2 роки тому +18

    As a Summoner Main, it is terrifying how correct you are. Only counter point i have is, we don't flex on purpose. When we do, it's without thinking and the words tumble out. After our bought of verbal diarrhea, we then pretend we didn't just open up wide and shove our whole leg down our throat. Don't judge us! *sits down in a field and touches the green blades of "grass"* :3

  • @sei3714
    @sei3714 2 роки тому +50

    Just came from the Exposing your FFXIV Characters video, and as someone that mains a fem Au Ra DNC, I was entirely unprepared to have the daddy issues card drawn on me twice in less than an hour.

  • @ventusaur6280
    @ventusaur6280 2 роки тому +84

    As a dark knight, I'm now being attacked both in and out of the game. 10/10 video as always Lucy

  • @motaku_th
    @motaku_th 2 роки тому +13

    Me as a new player being a dragoon main eagerly waiting to pick up reaper as soon as I get it unlocked: *sits there in awkward silence after you have just exposed my whole being*

  • @dagetheevil1
    @dagetheevil1 2 роки тому +5

    Never known about this channel until now, so glad I found it
    I hope "certain" big channels can react to your videos so you get more recognition!

  • @maxman5086
    @maxman5086 2 роки тому +83

    "Why do all of you also play White Mage" Holy fuck i've never felt more called out, you get a like for fueling my growing humiliation kink demon lady.

    • @DoomsdayR3sistance
      @DoomsdayR3sistance 2 роки тому +4

      as a red mage who also plays white mage... how does she know!

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 2 роки тому +124

    When a girl walks in she's gonna drop it like a DRK trying to survive a simple pull with the first time SGE.
    I've seen many reapers tanking the floor lately, which makes me think the loldrg isn't part of the job, it's apart of the armor

    • @Cassapphic
      @Cassapphic 2 роки тому +4

      I made a post adds phase prog pf for the 83 extreme trial to help a friend learn the other day and we had a reaper who was fresh that I didn’t have the heart to kick, they struggled a lot at first but persevered and improved, unlike the paladin who asked to have them kicked who was fucking up even more.

    • @KotCR
      @KotCR 2 роки тому

      For sure. It's the confidence it gives them to be careless.
      The thing is Reapers are crazy tanky for a DPS class, between their heavy armour, Arcane Crest, Arm's Length and excellent reach and rapid AoE attacks to really monopolize on Bloodbath healing. They've got even more reason to be confident they'll survive than even Dragoons (whom TBH have no real defensive utility of their own, relying purely on role skills, and limited reach AoE attacks). Honestly they'd basically be better Dragoons if it wasn't for Dragoon's party DPS buffs, I don't know the exact numbers but my experience makes them seem like they do more DPS too.
      Except the thing is despite that resilience, they're still just a DPS class, and they still don't have the tank damage reduction traits or skills. So if they eat a tankbuster, they'll likely still die. Mobs will also still overwhelm them once Bloodbath expires. So yes, they'll end up floor tanking a fair bit if they aren't careful.

    • @TankHunter678
      @TankHunter678 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah the armor is cursed, you see by wearing what is essentially medium armor that allows one to be an off tank it causes one to be more... adventurous with aoes.

    • @jiskool1
      @jiskool1 2 роки тому

      @@KotCR except reaper has better raid utility then drg. From a dps buff to a 30cd party hot. Drg got put on the back burner

    • @myth5588
      @myth5588 2 роки тому

      I had a run of a lvl90 dungeon, the sage and reaper where so bad but I took my time to explain and even told the healer to just focus healing because as a red mage I'd handle the rezes, I must of rezed the reaper 15 times and the sage about 7 times, we got though it in the end though, most times I've ever wiped in a dungeon. The reaper died on every mechanic at least once

  • @user-yv7sk1pl8p
    @user-yv7sk1pl8p 2 роки тому +9

    Literally chugging a monster while she went through Gunbreaker and I nearly spit it out. I feel so seen... and so called out.

  • @The-Bald-Gamer
    @The-Bald-Gamer 2 роки тому +7

    Absolutely nailed every class! Lucy you are fantastic.

  • @Feedbyster
    @Feedbyster 2 роки тому +24

    "Dragoons were the Original Edge lords"
    Well fuck, I can't disagree in the slightest, our armor is a bit spikey.. Oh to hell with it, it isn't spikey ENOUGH-

  • @Randroth
    @Randroth 2 роки тому +92

    So, since we know what jobs Lucy plays and played, we can try and decipher what she is trying to tell us about herself in this video.
    If you listen closely, you can almost hear her cry for help.

    • @Neoste
      @Neoste 2 роки тому +14

      The only thing I could decipher was an avatar of cringe which also happens to be our overlord

  • @zenith110
    @zenith110 Рік тому +2

    Your delivery is really well executed, always fun!

  • @savvivixen8490
    @savvivixen8490 2 роки тому +20

    Lucy: [attempts to cringe us into leaving]
    Me, a MNK main: "Try me; I'm gullable." 😏 :3

  • @Annaynay
    @Annaynay 2 роки тому +83

    Lucy: Machnists, what is going on your heads?
    My one brain cell: haha reassemble drill go brrrrrrrrrr

    • @treesuschrist1782
      @treesuschrist1782 2 роки тому +18

      As a fellow machinest main, I appreciate how almost all our comments contain the "haha gun go brrrr" meme in it in some way.

    • @_reenzane
      @_reenzane 2 роки тому +15

      Reassamble Drill makes my Brain release the happy chemicals

    • @Annaynay
      @Annaynay 2 роки тому +15

      @@treesuschrist1782 it's because we all share the same brain cell.

  • @MechaTheSpider
    @MechaTheSpider 2 роки тому +24

    As a black mage main, I think you underestimate just how much we like massive unga bunga ranged nukes. I swear, if we could have one single long cast that would do all our dps at once, I'd play it even more than I already do.

  • @ffrulezok
    @ffrulezok 2 роки тому +2

    The ultimate plot twist - trick attack BECAME a personal dps buff.

  • @silverian
    @silverian 2 роки тому +7

    This reminded me of Daggerfall. In Daggerfall there was possibility to choose job by answering to the different questions. Think about what if you could not choose your FFXIV job, but first you needed to do psychological test just to choose your class :-)

  • @TheManBehindtheScreen
    @TheManBehindtheScreen 2 роки тому +154

    Just patiently waiting for Lucy to recognize us Black Mages for the superior casters we are.
    Or be wrong.
    Either way, it's arson time, baby.

    • @BS-se4yg
      @BS-se4yg 2 роки тому +21

      As expected, we stay winning. In life, in game, everywhere

    • @TheManBehindtheScreen
      @TheManBehindtheScreen 2 роки тому +7

      @@BS-se4yg Lucy is a wise cringe demon.

  • @faustusdaemonicus3059
    @faustusdaemonicus3059 2 роки тому +2

    Hahahaha Awesome Video, scathing, yet beautifully poetic, also not sure why i'm just discovering you now, i folllow what some might think is a lot of Vtubers and today was the first time you've shown up in my feed. After this video you have a new fan.

  • @LoneGamerNerd
    @LoneGamerNerd 2 роки тому +1

    lmao. I haven't seen many of your videos -- but the ones I _have_ , have cracked me up. I absolutely love your sarcasm and wit. It's genius!

  • @KingM1023
    @KingM1023 2 роки тому +21

    As a newbie AST, weaving cards into my one button rotation makes me feel a lot more badass than it rightly should. And yes I'm on controller

    • @Arksimon2k
      @Arksimon2k 2 роки тому +5

      Mad lad. I'm almost overwhelmed at 90 on keyboard.

    • @GxRiku
      @GxRiku 2 роки тому +1

      Controller is most superior, keep goin lad~

  • @NerdBowtie
    @NerdBowtie 2 роки тому +38

    Damn, Lucy didn't even pinpoint the true reaper mains. Dark knights throwing a tantrum until daddy yoshi p 'fixes' our job

    • @IgnimortisTC
      @IgnimortisTC 2 роки тому

      Unironically true. RPR's Enshroud gives me the old DRK's gameplay feels, with DA and short GCDs.

  • @thesnep4757
    @thesnep4757 2 роки тому +1

    I see how all these future videos will go... me spending most of my time just hypnotised by the bunboi.

  • @fadingspades
    @fadingspades 2 роки тому +1

    Loved this, definitely earned a sub. Also I am determined to max blue just for the meme, and no one can stop me!

  • @Max58183
    @Max58183 2 роки тому +49

    You are absolutely right about White Mage!
    At certain point of gameplay I realised that I don't care how much damage my Glare or Dia does. I just spam it whenever I am not casting healing spells and the boss eventually dies (maybe from boredom, dunno).
    I would not be surprised at all if me spamming Glare for the whole fight turned out to be only 1% of boss health.
    As long as I am keeping party members above 1 hp - I am a happy player.
    Would love an ability to take away hp from my party members (would make a fine addition to my Rescue)

    • @lokitkeel934
      @lokitkeel934 2 роки тому +3

      Just remember, to stunt on em with holy after you "rescue" them!

  • @cablefeed3738
    @cablefeed3738 2 роки тому +20

    As someone who played blackmage to level 50 and switched to redmage, yes I did do it because it was easy and flashy and fun. Also I play white mage as well simply to see what's going on with healing and my red mage teacher said to.

  • @zeraautumn6910
    @zeraautumn6910 2 роки тому +4

    the best part of this entire video, is that I, as a machinist main, was running The First Circle raid earlier today, while listening to Chopin's Prelude Op. 28 No 15, as well as a few others, whilst playing (mostly) with 1 hand, since most of my rotation is focused on the left side of my keyboard

  • @chrisME1320
    @chrisME1320 2 роки тому

    First video I've watched from Lucy, but I really liked it ^^ Glad it popped up on recommended

  • @HyperfixationWizard
    @HyperfixationWizard 2 роки тому +41

    As a GNB main I feel extremely called out except for red bull, I just use soda because if I switched to energy drinks my body would have more localized explosions and overheating in it than my impractical choice of weapon.
    P.S. FF8 stans and smooth brain gunblade enjoyers are the same people. I can prove this because I am one.

    • @TrioSonata
      @TrioSonata 2 роки тому +1

      Smooth Brain Gunblades, sound off!

    • @ikbeckly385
      @ikbeckly385 2 роки тому +4

      @@TrioSonata instructions unclear, casted Superbolide

    • @nyxlecatte
      @nyxlecatte 2 роки тому

      @@ikbeckly385 someone's gotta

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 2 роки тому +2

      @@TrioSonata it's simple
      We no think, only _feel_
      Feel what? Feel aggressive

    • @chrisironland7050
      @chrisironland7050 2 роки тому

      Hypervelocity gives me LIFE! *chucks 3 bullets into sword to BLAM BLAM BLAM* The hit of dopamine when I hear that skill sound going off

  • @colincallahan7567
    @colincallahan7567 2 роки тому +17

    Bard Mains Before endwalker: hey guys we know we aren't the highest dps but we are just glad to be here and help everyone else with whatever we can contribute.
    After endewalker:♪ "Bard ~ Bard ~ Baby, we are on your team,
    Buff ~ Buff ~ Baby, bosses melt before our feet,
    Stack ~ Stack ~ Baby, my burst buff combo is about to explooode.
    D ~ P ~ S, destruction, precision and speeeeed, I turn mortal men into god killing machines,
    SAVE ~Your ~Bursts , our melody our battle cry will bring our foes, to their knees
    A Grand Finale, the greatest the world has ever seen"♪

  • @maymadisson6140
    @maymadisson6140 2 роки тому +47

    "Hello fellow dancers."
    "Like Bard you're a role-player, but this time an ecchi role player."
    Is Lucy admitting to something here.

  • @winter5555
    @winter5555 Рік тому

    This is the first time I've been introduced to you. Perfection. Utter perfection. Immediate sub.

  • @thealteredmind9475
    @thealteredmind9475 2 роки тому +33

    Got let off easy in the race call-outs, Male Miko never felt so good. Let's see how bad I get dunked on this time........annnnnnd once again my choice of Red Mage makes my life easy. Backflipping my way onto the floor of victory.

  • @Zeathian
    @Zeathian 2 роки тому +28

    As a person that didn't level an alt job till he hit cap on WHM during ShB, the WHM summary is pretty accurate.

  • @cstaie85
    @cstaie85 2 роки тому

    Saw your videos yesterday. And omg you are adorable. Like omg adorable. I love your ability to say random stuff that is just very specific and fitting.

  • @frederickgear1040
    @frederickgear1040 2 роки тому +1

    Hi, Lucy, have any advice for making an avatar? Like what software you use? Any advice would be much appreciated!

  • @christophbarra1841
    @christophbarra1841 2 роки тому +44

    As WHM main I still am sad about all those DPS babies I had to sacrifice to the blood lily. So....horribly....sad. Oh and also sorry for not being able to keep up with all those tanks, who thought it was a good idea to run away from me while pulling wall to wall without keeping aggro from the rest of the party. I'm sure you had your reasons.

    • @insanecrazyman7637
      @insanecrazyman7637 2 роки тому

      lol probably new folks used to WoW's way of tanking?

    • @InchonDM
      @InchonDM 2 роки тому +1

      @@insanecrazyman7637 Eh, those kinds of tanks have always been around.

    • @arctechfox8306
      @arctechfox8306 2 роки тому +2

      I feel that tank bit in my soul

    • @QwertyBoredom122
      @QwertyBoredom122 2 роки тому +2

      Depends if you cast regen on us or not, if yes its your own fault, if no then we just suck :p

    • @christophbarra1841
      @christophbarra1841 2 роки тому

      @@QwertyBoredom122 Yeah I learned THAT lesson the hard way.

  • @Ed-1749
    @Ed-1749 2 роки тому +18

    DRK feels like it's low key getting scholar syndrome, where it has a bit of weirdness in gameplay and everyone thinks it getting nothing and crying for it to get buffed, but it's low key topping the meta.

    • @EnryanTheHero
      @EnryanTheHero 2 роки тому +9

      Shhhhh! We need them to keep the memes going. Can't have our hilariously high dps getting noticed and nerfed yet

    • @simoncoweII
      @simoncoweII 2 роки тому

      No one wants a buff, we want a rework because the last time it was remotely fun with a kit identity was HW and SB.

    • @thegeko5476
      @thegeko5476 2 роки тому +1

      @@EnryanTheHero @Ed1749 I got into FFXIV four days ago and have now reached lvl 50. I really wanted to become a DRK when I first got the game, but I saw loads of vids and comments about them being shitty and such, but these comments have rekindled my hope. Imma commit

    • @EnryanTheHero
      @EnryanTheHero 2 роки тому +2

      @@thegeko5476 heck yeah brother! Also, since this video there's also been updates to DRK that fixed up a lot of the complaints people had about the class, all while retaining it's top dog status for dps amongst tanks. Also, welcome to the game!

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd 2 роки тому +8

    What goes on in a machinists mind? It's simple. "MORE DAKKA!!!"

  • @ThaliaLizette
    @ThaliaLizette 2 роки тому

    this is great, amazing job :D I love your voice!

  • @hyperN1337
    @hyperN1337 2 роки тому +17

    Funny enough, as a GNB main, one of my first experiences with a 90 post MSQ dungeon involved me dragging my face against a door in the first section enough until I actually ended up clipping through it to the other side.
    Game is funny.

  • @starnyan7207
    @starnyan7207 2 роки тому +11

    That moment when I was just at a convention and bought only two things from artist's alley: a PLD job charm and a Y'shtola charm. Goddamn, ya got me. And while I don't have everything maxed yet, I've got a roadmap to getting it all maxed....

  • @alex_dk_gaming6908
    @alex_dk_gaming6908 2 роки тому +1

    Hahaha x3 you'll always be my favorite cause you joke around with the different classes and i love it so much

  • @concordiaharmony2302
    @concordiaharmony2302 Рік тому

    Hi, new to the game relatively still, how do I get those cool emotes you show off in the beginning of each class?

  • @dorothygale2115
    @dorothygale2115 2 роки тому +6

    Lucy, have loved every video you have put out to date. This is the one channel I have to stop playing, or doing anything else to just to listen to, your comments, barbs, double entendres, and quick witted comments come so fast that I have to concentrate just to catch them all (of course I could just be dense and dull witted). Thank you. Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday's, be safe out there Miss Lucy.

  • @capriccio9294
    @capriccio9294 2 роки тому +11

    "When bullet go in blade it make brain go happy" is, in fact, not the reason I started maining GNB but it sure did help. Was a monk main until no one wanted to tank so I made a swap that gives me similar serotonin to mnk and dnc. Punch make brain happy, glowy button make brain go happy, and blade go brrr make brain go happy. I am a simple person.

  • @thatguynomad_
    @thatguynomad_ 2 роки тому +2

    This is the first video I'm seeing from you, and I spent the entire time getting bullied (cause I use every class interchangably). 10/10, i love it

  • @MB-go6uy
    @MB-go6uy 2 роки тому +1

    OMG every single video makes me laugh and watch way more than just one time. Lucy IS this game's greatest comedian.

  • @WeirdDud_
    @WeirdDud_ 2 роки тому +7

    As a SMN main, I just want my damn third aetherflow stack to come back. He's gone out to buy milk two years ago and I miss him very much.

  • @VonUndZuGeist
    @VonUndZuGeist 2 роки тому +6

    I knew this gonna be good as soon as I heared the well known Merry Chrysler and Happy Crimenth.
    I came here because you were in chair's video, I stayed for the humor. I simply love it.
    Every time you upload a new video, you make this popoto very happy.

  • @icestorm199
    @icestorm199 2 роки тому +1

    Oh my god the Dark Knight segment was SCORCHING hahaha. I just immediately went to thinking of Pat Stares At and god damn was this shit accurate haha

  • @louismatos6050
    @louismatos6050 2 роки тому +1

    what arm piece is that on reaper?

  • @ge4029
    @ge4029 2 роки тому +77

    "Never get visited by chubby white guys with beards"
    Lucy I'm right here! I've been subbed for weeks! Notice me!

  • @Ch4pp13
    @Ch4pp13 2 роки тому +21

    How to play MCH:
    1. Activate Reassemble.
    2. Use Drill.
    3. Use quite literally everything until you can repeat step 1-2.
    4. Repeat.
    There's nothing else to it. Just smash buttons and you somehow deal more damage to a raid boss your first time through than the top tier BiS melee DPS who just dropped an LB3.

    • @anthonyzheng7274
      @anthonyzheng7274 2 роки тому +1

      I love MCH, it's my go-to for blind progression and frantic/fast paced content. Rotation can be done in a coma and requires 0 brain process. Which leaves brain concentration for the things that matter: mechanics, movement, and processing tells.

    • @anthonyzheng7274
      @anthonyzheng7274 2 роки тому +1

      later on in the expansion when everyone (and their mothers) have already learned the fights/tells, they will out dps your MCH - in which point there is no reason to play the braindead 1 2 3 class. Hopefully you will also have learned the fights tells so you can switch to BLM and show them who's boss

  • @grimwald
    @grimwald 2 роки тому +7

    Sage doesn't even think of other healers. I'm in your extremes, sniping you with my hitscan zoe pneuma. Mostly because I thought we queued without a second healer due to how I'm on top of the Dancer.
    ...on the dps meter, which I know needs clarification due to it being a Lucy video.

    • @Nempo13
      @Nempo13 Рік тому

      TBF...Sage prolly IS on top of the Dancer.

  • @comfyminerva2328
    @comfyminerva2328 2 роки тому +1

    mam this sage main was watching on 2nd monitor at 3am and feels called out at the "go to sleep you need it"

  • @Zaranell
    @Zaranell 2 роки тому +37

    As a DRK main that was irked by the lack of self healing in EW but otherwise still thoroughly enjoys the Job because of the frantic amount of weaving it often requires, I'm beginning to suspect I may be a unicorn or something.
    I also play GNB, though, and I cannot deny that my brain likes pushing buttons, seeing explosions, and pulling wall to wall.

  • @WesGucci
    @WesGucci 2 роки тому +29

    The SMN scene with the maid dress was a whole magical girl monent lol. Totally vibed with my main WHM. I was deceased after DRKs

  • @Caelum_Moonstar
    @Caelum_Moonstar 2 роки тому +1

    12:23 what sword is that?

  • @dustinmartin648
    @dustinmartin648 2 роки тому +1

    You earned yourself a new sub! 😁 Iove your vibe but also feel kind of attacked because my first main was DRG 😂

  • @herny45
    @herny45 2 роки тому +13

    As a warrior main.
    I am contractedly obligated to stall out a boss to waste people's time, under the reason of "let's see more mechanics"
    :^]

  • @harryr8700
    @harryr8700 2 роки тому +4

    MERRY CHRISTMAS LUCY!!

  • @lucksgamble
    @lucksgamble 2 роки тому +1

    Love your stuff, I have been away from FF14 for about a year but your content is making me want to play again especially since the new expansion just came out.

  • @42herooftime50
    @42herooftime50 2 роки тому

    I have never been called out as hard as I just was in this video. Lucy, as a PLD, I cannot refute anything you said because you laid it out exactly how it was...
    Liked, Subbed, and looking forward to more

  • @Mercslayer56
    @Mercslayer56 2 роки тому +9

    Honestly as a bard I'm just happy that I learned to love my voice and music enough to get my own buffs! And I *am* completely unhinged thank you for noticing~

  • @MrRyu45
    @MrRyu45 2 роки тому +14

    I really like your FFXIV content. And, yes I can confirm as a MNK main, I'm very stubborn even though they keep changing my job every 2 patch cycles.

    • @Pinksheepie42
      @Pinksheepie42 2 роки тому +2

      The day I stop playing monk as my main is the day I die. It means the game has won, and I’ll never give in 😂

    • @SlvrStryker
      @SlvrStryker 2 роки тому +1

      So long as I get to punch it, I don't care what's thrown in my face. =D

  • @TheElemynt
    @TheElemynt 2 роки тому +1

    Holy fuck this was hilarious! You've got great wit, great voice, really nice avatar model and just entertaining as fuck. I hope you explode in popularity!

  • @VisualEmotions
    @VisualEmotions 2 роки тому +2

    As a dragoon main only most of that actually applied. The parts about the small circle of friends and the emotional vulnerability (which I realize is ironic given my name) and that anyone to catch me cry does in fact disappear 🙂