You know after seeing the Clara portion I realised how she actually bears quite a few similarities to your Vtuber model, specifically the white hair and red eyes
HOLD UP WHAT NGL KINDA A PAUSE sorry in advance i have a c1 blade who i main and my daddy issues are that i don't have one. my parents are lesbian. does that count? bro bro an explanation please?@@Miracle-k4m
not a bailu main but i run around the map with her a lot bc i think her run animation is the funniest and cutest thing I've ever seen, and also the fact that her legs work so hard to cross the same distance as every other character makes me feel like I'm moving faster than i actually am.
I know my friend who never plays the game thinks she's the coolest because dragon aesthetic. Also he loves dragons. Meanwhile I'm over here thankful I have a second healer and laughing whenever she faces someone on a counter and she can't even look over it But also agreed, adorbs
As an Arlan main, I can confirm that Hoyoverse has kept me in their basement with my mouth duct taped, it’s a miracle I’m even able to type this. Oh wait someone’s coming oh god oh fuc- Sorry for the disturbance, everyone. We’ve taken the liberty of removing the problem in the hopes that he will not bother you in the future!
@@orcality in response to recent actions, Hoyoverse urges any others to avoid to avoid undertaking similar courses of action. We have made two examples thus far. Do not be the third.
The audacity of the Arlan slander. I've been a proud Arlan main from day one, we definitely exist! ... all two Arlan mains, I mean, we're few and far between. But he's still great!
You hit the nail on the head with Gepard and Luocha 😭 I played the game for Luocha's beautiful long hair without knowing the existence of Otto... and Gepard is just ADORABLE
I do in fact know Pela's full name and I greet her by it every time I see her in a quest. I DO in fact listen to Pela and I'm wildly disappointed whenever talk of her fanfic is interrupted. I collected and read all the parts of the story her fic is based on. The very FIRST thing that drew me to Pela was her voice. I was actually auto running the story while cleaning my room and the moment I heard her voice, my heart started racing and I needed to see the absolute goddess from which that beautiful siren song emerged and it was the adorable, bespectacled, introverted, vertically challenged investigator of the Silver Mane Guards. I did the entire museum event in one day simply because she asked me to run it. I put her in charge of each exhibit hall at least twice so that she could soak in every facet of Belabog's history and culture because I know that's what she likes and would want.
@@eggsgaming7043 I didn't because 1) I didn't know the term "patronymic" until just now and 2) I don't know anything about Russian on which her name is based.
@@eggsgaming7043 That's not actually a last name. I'm not sure there's a word for this in English, but people in Russia has first name, last name and a name based on the name of their father, like "Sergeyevna" in Pela's case.
@@ShifterVampire You could call that a "surname" technically since the terms of a surname aren't restricted to a last name specifically. Just that the name is hereditary and/or passed from a parent. In fact "patronymic" is listed as a synonym on Merriam-Webster.
The main reason I main Himeko is PTSD from Honkai Impact 3rd. Seeing Himeko's death in Honkai Impact broke me and when I saw Star Rail Himeko, the PTSD kicked in
Us Yanqing mains probably also grew up way too fast or were gifted kids that grew up to be "average" and never recovered and cry whenever he tries to prove himself as a grown up
Agree with the other person this is very accurate Also the pain we feel whenever hoyo makes us fight him for like the fourth time,I just feel like jing yuan wanting to protect this boy
As a proud Sampo main you can absolutely trust me in those important business decisions! We're all here to scratch each other's backs aren't we? C'mon, invest all your money into Sampo and we make a fortuitous promise to repay it :3
As another sampo main yes all you said is true bestie and to everyone looking for a way to get into our friendly and fun gang you can earn your membership only for a fun cost of your kidney! As for the payment dont forget to send it directly to me
*laughs in "maining" Gepard and Natasha as no matter who else is in the party, They're the parents: although I do love the usual strat of running MC and March as well for a "we don't know where they came from but they're our kids now" vibe*
also, in regards to Gepards' Ult, I prefer the long version myself, and do appreciate the "Hard shell hiding a soft heart" type and in regards to Nat carrying a GRENADE LAUNCHER: it is, in fact, part of the charm: as the saying goes: "you screw with her patients (and patience), you will find out that "behind the kindness" lies a Rotary Grenade Launcher aimed directly at you"
My sister is an Arlan main. The reason why you'd never see her defending him on a forum is simple - She has an actual life and defending your main on a forum over their kit-balance is loser s*** reserved for basement degens (like me!) In her head, her "Sweet boy is trying his best!" and that's all that matters. She also mains Chongyun from Genshin for similar reasons.
literally about to say the same shit, thanks as an humble and busy-with-life Arlan main salutes to your sister why bother to defend a character when he alone is the best? We do exist tbh, there is a community of us here, its just we are too mature for you to be able to reach, respect others and mind our own business, just like Arlan
@raiah6032 see, idc if people don't like him or the damage he makes, it's ok to have skill issues but when they try to explain why I should also not main him...then my anger issues start showing
i would like to pre-emptively apologize for all the feelings i have hurt with this video. including my own. i do NOT have daddy issues. he will come back from the gas station with not just one, but TWO gallons of milk. he PROMISED p.s. there's something a little......... strange abt this video. whoever can guess what it is will get a cookie
Lmao never apologise for your words, if people are getting offended by it then they're just snowflakes. I may be 19 but I don't care about what's said and I am similar to what's been said. I may be a anime fan but I don't care if I'm being offended for it lmao YOLO.
Me as a Hook main, expecting a repeat of the sirens joke: An odd direction, but not unwelcome. Also my reason is that I have big "I must care for an adopt this child her dad isn't going to be around much longer and someone needs to be here to care for her". Basically adoptive parent energy.
As someone who hasn't played a single second of this game and only watched 5 minutes of the video so far, I can confirm that Lucy Pyre is 100% accurate in everything she says.
I don't understand the appeal of gacha games... someone who has a crippling addiction to this shit, please explain to me why you shouldn't be trusted to make your own decisions.
I was a Bailu main for... like three days and it was 100% just because she's adorable. I did drop her *immediately* after pulling Luocha though, and he's been on every team I've had since.
Yo actually I Am too but All euridition characters...well there are only few of them but all their damage is either mid (jing yuan) or very low (himeko) I hope they get buffed/reworked.
@@DefinitelyChael Jing Yuan's damage isnt actually that bad in current retrospect because him and also other characters in path Erudition or Nihility etc just have special damage conditions. Unlike destruction path which is just straight damage (Blade, also seele is basically destruction) but has its limitations (Trailblazer)
I'm just saying, even in terms of the "They're young for their race" Hoyo has Bailu covered. She's not young, she's just recently shed a skin, so she's like friggin ancient. That's some next level 8000 year old vampire shit.
Arlan is legit an actual good DPS and second when it comes to Health = Damage, I use him on my main team, and it doesn't take much to ramp up his damage with the right light cone. I give him a Machete/10 because he's not blade
As a Bronya Main, I can agree that I relate to her making other people shine, not just because I'm outshined by other people in my life, but also, because I like seeing other people around me thrive, especially when I can be part of this... Out of the spotlight, smiling and being happy for them. 😊
Silver Wolf, Seele, Trailblazer, Asta, Qingque, Yukong, and Sushang were all so accurate and true. I was being called out in real time when editing this video. XD
I'm an ex-Arlan main and currently a Jing Yuan main. I never felt hurt enough with this video, and now I browse the HSR subreddit to make myself regret my life choices
@@UTU fair enough, but my jy is level 50 dsfjadfs i think he just has a large problem with cc pausing his l lord follow up, which fu xuan is rumored to help with so maybe it can help??
@@sherumayuI think his main issue is the fact his scaling is based on LARGE amount of enemy units, like all Erudition path characters. He's very good if you don't need to hit a specific unit and take it down fast, but for the hardest content you usually wanna focus down 1 target to reduce damage taken or crowd control.
Being a Himeko main is just PTSD fueled tears as we try and fail to keep one particular song out of our heads. I'm not crying, it's just the rain! (it's a clear sunny day)
@lenasprototrap7281 void archives (the other passenger of the express) needed him for a plan and threatened welt that he will take his son instead if he doesn't comply and shit happened and ended up on the express its been a while since i read that manga so the events are a little hazy
@lenasprototrap7281 a few reasons actually. 1) void archives wanted someone with his powers, as welts son is a clone of the original Welt who's power welt inherited he to has the power albeit weaker at this age so he agreed so his son isn't forced to fight. 2) while traveling with Void archives he saw that the enemy they where facing was targeting HSR Himeko and he feels guilty and blames himself for HI3 himekos death so he wanted to come here to save her. 3) he didn't mean to be gone this long, he meant to just save Himeko and come back but learnt that no one has ever heard of the planet he is from and he can't find a way back so he is sticking with the express with the hope of finding his way back home to his family.
As a Kafka main, I can confirm nearly everything is accurate. Only non-accurate part is the fact that us Kafka mains need viagra. We've seen so much sussery that we can, at this point, do it on command.
Must say that after playing Hook's story misson, she went from annoying to the sweetest thing. Also, to understand a Herta main is to understand a Lucy Pyre fan. Getting no attention, be used and abused, and just feeling like we don't exist in her eyes. That's also how it feels to be a Herta main. Plus, the pegging thing, well, we wouldn't say no to either of them
And here I thought that was the termite damage. Congratulations on maybe getting paid for this one. I just like hearing Hook's lines for getting hit and breaking things with the bonkinator.
My lack of knowledge of this game is peeking through, 90% of this ended up over my head. BUT, I would at least like to say that everyone's main is completely valid, even Lucy's... sometimes. Might have to empty my wallet now to find my own, thanks for encouraging my gacha habits Lucy! edit: bro for the life of me I can't use a single emote in my comments and it's making me sad
This is easily one of the best gacha games so I do recommend people try it if they like that sort of thing. The character design is probably the best of any gacha game whoever designs their characters should get a massive bonus every year.
Yeah my only experience with Hoyo games is this and Genshin and I noped out of Genshin pretty fast. So all these characters are new to me. I have heard tales of them coming from the other Honkai game just no clue which ones.@@jotana_ch
Okay so about Herta She actually treats you nicer if you screw with her rather than being polite + reminder that if successful you have a massive harem of cute puppet chicks Also doll joints/10 Tl;dr Herta mains are in one or multiple of three groups: 1. Want a toy 2. Want to be a toy 3. Kurukuru
I have been called out for Silver Wolf and Seele. I am truly, incurably addicted to gamer girl and the eye burning color scheme combined with the infinite turns and big numbers for no reason of Seele....
YUKONG MAINS RISE UP!!!! Seriously, hearing people complain about how hard she is to use while using her to make my whole team do big dick damage including herself it so satisfying. She also takes in a child not hers to honor her fallen friend. 10/10 most loyal waifu, want to make her a mother so she can truly be happy. Also help her get over her fear of flying.
Me who's married to HI3 lore AND wanted a playable Otto... I mean Luocha 🙃 That man did a lot of despicable things but gosh darn it he was good at them! One of the best written antagonists in anime media!
As an Arlan main I can say that my single goal in life is to make his skill do as much damage as a Seele ult the funny part is that it's possible I SWEAR IT'S DOABLE
8:17 damn it Lucy, I dont even play this game and that one hurt lol. Kudos on the sponsor btw, I may have to fall off the band wagon and join another mobile game just to use the link. Also now I know I would main Seele, Gepard, and Luocha if I ever did decide to play, nice job Lucy
I love how my reason for maining Himeko is so different from other descriptions. Like comeon, Pizza Cutter and Pizza Cutter ON DRONES as weapons. She’s so fucking cool
Tingyun is so accurate lmao, getting her targeted left right and center. Even with a fully built up gepard to ensure hes the most targeted, she still dies first, and gets targeted just as much if not more. Its so dumb lol. I think the devs just dont like demihumans.
Unrelated to the roasting, that track played at the end of the video's a banger. I believe it's Breaking Free from NEO TWEWY, for those looking for it.
im a sampo main because i know hes a gremlin ALSO lore wise, it's pretty cool that it's implied hes a follower of Aha / follows the path of Elation which explains his personality a lot and makes him a lot more interesting.
I have no idea why but outside of genshin and star rail, calling someone's main bad is literally complimenting them. Clearing with arlan is much more satisfying than deleting everything with Seele imo 💀
As a Luocha main since the day he just... appeared in my team (shortly becoming e2 for unknown reason) it's true Keep laughing every time he speaks like it's a second before he goes full on T-pose... That one 1.3 cutscene had me laughing for a while, terrified Hilarious man, can't imagine this game any other way
"If your main is Kafka you have severe mommy issues and listen to hardcore fem dom asmr to go to sleep." Are you actually living in my walls? I've never been so called out.😨
ARLAN: You're probably a Bennett Main. SILVER WOLF: You believe in Bronie Supremacy, and everything that comes with her. You also believe that Silver Wolf _is_ Haxxor Bunny, just older, just like I do. Wait... ASTA: You swore not to pull from the gacha at all, so this is the only character you're allowing yourself to have, which will have one of two results exclusively: You will either eventually break down and spend everything on the first banner to make you break down, or you will quit the game entirely, maybe coming back only in 5 years. This is the only explanation I can think of for not having and building Tinygun and Yukong. You like cute girls and money just as much as Mona likes spending money. Wait... PELA: You like girls in glasses and stockings. You might also be a bit butthurt about Keqing not getting buffed for a long time. MARCH 7th: There are things you WISH you could forget, but playing as a free 4-star version of Elysia won't make it happen. HIMEKO: Never leeeeeeeet you gooooooooooooooo~ The only reason anyone would Main Himeko, given her comparatively poor damage, is because you're a Captain. You couldn't be more pumped that Mihoyo is finally giving us what they first promised when they revealed the Pyro Archon as being named 'Murata,' and yet like every other Captain, you are both an S and an M for wanting to introduce new players to the experience of _Final Lesson_ , and everything that comes after -- both subjecting new people to the experience, and experiencing it again, together with a community of people just like you. And you are here, like Welt Yang, to protect Himeko. JING YUAN: You like the man's mane, and his lion. And also how he's like a lion. Mainly in the napping. You also wish you had a summon you could insist on calling by its longest name possible. You are the Ironmouse to the Bubi. BLADE: Whatever you're thinking, it will never end well. Especially once you consider how Kafka holds his leash. WELT: You're so excited we _finally_ get a playable Welt, and you also jive with his Daddy Energy. KAFKA: Mommy came back! Unlike Timmie's dad. GEPARD: You're a Saber Main. You main every single character in a Mihoyo game who reminds you of her in some way, so that also means Durandal and Jean. Bianka is understandable, but Jean? NATASHA: You either have Mommy Issues, or you're into Raven no matter the universe. Or both. TINGYUN: You have Yae Sakura issues. Sus Sakura issues. And you're certainly into the Floof. BAILU: Like me, you didn't get QiQi. Unlike you, however, I haven't got Bailu. SAMPO: WHY?! You must be as suspicious as he is. LUOCHA: You like that he heals based on ATK. But you probably don't trust him. If you do trust him, you shouldn't. This is a version of Otto Apocalypse, after all. Yes, I have him as my second healer, but that's more so Welt and I can keep an eye on him than anything else. No mad scientist business, Otto, and nobody needs to get hurt. I don't care if it _is_ Jingliu in that fancy coffin of yours. SERVAL: You have Older Sister issues, but those are at least somewhat balanced by her rockin' vibes. What? Get your mind outta the gutter. HOOK: You love Klee. You also think Hook and Klee should be friends, but fear the result of such a friendship. TRAILBLAZER: You have an appreciation for a new mix on the classics, yet at the same time, are a trash panda yourself. Maybe you know the bat is a Kaslana family tradition, and maybe you don't. Maybe you know the lance is similarly a Sheriac thing, and maybe you don't. But you have fun, and you love to have fun. WE MADE A CHOICE NOW GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!~ HERTA: You love to kuru-kuru. You also think it's the biggest power move possible to just have enough puppets that you can switch to them instead of walking, as though that's the smaller effort. Let's not try and think about what a person could do with so many puppets, as that would bring back some Herrscher of Domination PTSD, thanks. LUKA: Oraoraora!~ BRONYA: You believe in Bronya Supremacy, and believe that no matter the universe, BronSeele will be every bit as canon as the Bronyaverse itself is wide. You love how OP she is, since she can buff and Cleanse, but most importantly, she was your first 5-star, and that makes her special. Even though I have also lost the 50/50 to her twice now, I still think of her as being special. Still, you can't help but compare her (and her assets) to Silverwing N-EX Bronya, and find her somewhat... lacking as of yet. But there _is_ hope for the future. CLARA: You wish you could get her to wear shoes. At the same time, you appreciate Svarog very much for both his drip and his counters. Similar to Fischl and Oz, you have Clara chiefly for Svarog. Mostly you main Clara because she's adorable and he's bada$$, and you still can't decide if she's more Klee or Theresa. The answer is Theresa. Dan Hung: You like that he's handsome... and free. You also can't wait for his IL form. Qingque: She is your spirit animal because she loathes effortful work, and she loves to gamba. You didn't get Seele, or Silver Wolf, but that's okay because QQ can also hit hard, she just needs a little time. And that makes you learn patience, which makes you a better person. You might get Seele later, but by then you'll have fully built your QQ into a monstrous gamba machine. SEELE: You love that she hits hard, and yes, you believe in BronSeele as much as the Bronya Mains. You're just more tsundere about it. You turned Seele into a turn-stealing AoE killer (with a little help from Bronya), and it doesn't bother you at all that the Mara-struck pop back up, because you'll just knock them back down where they belong. YUKONG: You're more into the Mommies than you are into the Floof. YANQING: You're a Xingqiu main. You may or may not know he's an old man in _HI3_ . Ironically you're also annoyed by how much you lose the 50/50 to him, so you put him on the front lines hoping that if anyone falls, he will fall first (it's typically Tingyun though). But your investment in him only makes him stronger. SUSHANG: You started building her, surprised by her damage, only to be more shocked when you looked it up that she has a more powerful iteration in _HI3_ , but now it's too late to stop investing in her. Why do you have her in _HSR_ and I don't? Why was she so much easier to unlock in _HI3_ ? Mihoyo, what is this? Anyway, if you did investigate Li Sushang, she's probably the reason you got into _HI3_ , if Otto or Himeko aren't.
I am thankful for finding you Lucy a couple of days ago. You are the most entertaining V-Tuber at this moment. Please continue with the amazing content!
3:32 As an Arlan main….ya ain’t wrong about the damage u can’t even get the full buff cause he had to literally be dead to get it… That didn’t stop hoyoverse from nerfing the dude everyone was already beating up. 😔 But he’s got an adorable dog, if I’m an Arlan main then I’m also the closest to being a Peppy main.
I myself am a Hook main and I agree with you fully. I shall take your 9/10 and give you a headpat. You are forgiven, and will be spared when Pitch Dark Hook the Great takes over.
The moment I saw Luka I immediatly knew one thing for sure. I HAVE TO COSPLAY THAT. Blade main btw just love units that consume their own hp and have max hp scaling :)
As a blade main since his release and I will say I love him a lot also I love your takes and the welt yang one made me say “Oh my god!” I love your humor lol
Lucy, on Herta: "Just, a woman who barely knows you exist...I fail to see what's attractive about a woman who doesn't give you the time of day..." I can't tell if Lucy forgot that she made a whole video about parasocial relationships. Anyway, I main Welt because he looks like me, blackholes things, and is always tired. However, I *main* Tingyun because I'm always tired and she's clearly got snuggles.
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Always shocked to see Lucy get a sponsor
I too...am one of them! Rise up brothers!!!
it's nice that you get sponsors, but i will never download any of those games.
A soonsor? lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You know after seeing the Clara portion I realised how she actually bears quite a few similarities to your Vtuber model, specifically the white hair and red eyes
I don't care about feet. I raised Clara for the absolute piece of machinery called her father. Please give more credits to us robot fuckers' name.
i apologize to the robot fucker community :(
I started playing this game solely because of Svarog. Thank you for speaking our truth.
the fact, that she has no shoes makes her character design even better
HOLD UP WHAT NGL KINDA A PAUSE
sorry in advance i have a c1 blade who i main and my daddy issues are that i don't have one. my parents are lesbian. does that count? bro bro an explanation please?@@Miracle-k4m
LMAOOO THIS KILLED ME
not a bailu main but i run around the map with her a lot bc i think her run animation is the funniest and cutest thing I've ever seen, and also the fact that her legs work so hard to cross the same distance as every other character makes me feel like I'm moving faster than i actually am.
I know my friend who never plays the game thinks she's the coolest because dragon aesthetic. Also he loves dragons. Meanwhile I'm over here thankful I have a second healer and laughing whenever she faces someone on a counter and she can't even look over it
But also agreed, adorbs
I just really like the Dragon aesthetic and healers tend to be my favorite
Facts
I just like how she leans back when shes running. Its like her legs are getting away from under her
As an Arlan main, I can confirm that Hoyoverse has kept me in their basement with my mouth duct taped, it’s a miracle I’m even able to type this. Oh wait someone’s coming oh god oh fuc-
Sorry for the disturbance, everyone. We’ve taken the liberty of removing the problem in the hopes that he will not bother you in the future!
today is a sad day for Arlan mains. we lost another to the cruel Hoyoverse gods
o7, you will be missed. - fellow arlan main- AHHH THEY'RE HERE-
@@orcality in response to recent actions, Hoyoverse urges any others to avoid to avoid undertaking similar courses of action. We have made two examples thus far. Do not be the third.
HOYOVERSE CANT STOP MEEEEE ARLAN IS BEST BOIIIIII-
+1 Arlan main
he's ok
The audacity of the Arlan slander. I've been a proud Arlan main from day one, we definitely exist!
... all two Arlan mains, I mean, we're few and far between. But he's still great!
As the second Arlan main, I agree. It's like the same thing with Razor in genshin, ahem, ME.
@@Izaikaze Yeah, proud to say I'm still farming for him daily to build him better and better
I am an arlan main. imma join
Woo it's a party
Yeah I got em built first ever main in the game and my only built electro damage dealer
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I grind relics for my waifu's on company time" I want this on a shirt lol
Shut up and take my money
You hit the nail on the head with Gepard and Luocha 😭 I played the game for Luocha's beautiful long hair without knowing the existence of Otto... and Gepard is just ADORABLE
GOD IVE MISSED THIS SERIES. PLEASE INSULT US MORE OVER OUR FAKE ANIME PEOPLE PREFERENCES.
All I think about when reading this was the spongebob screaming meme
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eh?
bro is this a cult channel
@@leskyntseems like it
Most vtubers seem like cults
The funny thing about Clara is that the reason I want her is because of her dynamic with Svarog that reminds me of Ilya and berserker from fate😂😂
I do in fact know Pela's full name and I greet her by it every time I see her in a quest. I DO in fact listen to Pela and I'm wildly disappointed whenever talk of her fanfic is interrupted. I collected and read all the parts of the story her fic is based on.
The very FIRST thing that drew me to Pela was her voice. I was actually auto running the story while cleaning my room and the moment I heard her voice, my heart started racing and I needed to see the absolute goddess from which that beautiful siren song emerged and it was the adorable, bespectacled, introverted, vertically challenged investigator of the Silver Mane Guards.
I did the entire museum event in one day simply because she asked me to run it. I put her in charge of each exhibit hall at least twice so that she could soak in every facet of Belabog's history and culture because I know that's what she likes and would want.
sanest pela fan
Did you know that Pela last name is a patronymic name, and thus means "Daughter of Sergey." Of course being a Pela fan, you should have already known.
@@eggsgaming7043 I didn't because 1) I didn't know the term "patronymic" until just now and 2) I don't know anything about Russian on which her name is based.
@@eggsgaming7043 That's not actually a last name. I'm not sure there's a word for this in English, but people in Russia has first name, last name and a name based on the name of their father, like "Sergeyevna" in Pela's case.
@@ShifterVampire You could call that a "surname" technically since the terms of a surname aren't restricted to a last name specifically. Just that the name is hereditary and/or passed from a parent. In fact "patronymic" is listed as a synonym on Merriam-Webster.
The main reason I main Himeko is PTSD from Honkai Impact 3rd. Seeing Himeko's death in Honkai Impact broke me and when I saw Star Rail Himeko, the PTSD kicked in
Us Yanqing mains probably also grew up way too fast or were gifted kids that grew up to be "average" and never recovered and cry whenever he tries to prove himself as a grown up
This is frighteningly accurate
... I am terrified of you
And glad to know that I'm not the only one yanqing main, hello there :D
Hello fellow Yanqing mains!!
Agree with the other person this is very accurate
Also the pain we feel whenever hoyo makes us fight him for like the fourth time,I just feel like jing yuan wanting to protect this boy
Real. We all out here with Jing Yuan trying to keep him outta trouble 😭😭
Fun fact: the only message you get from blade is just silverwolf doing it
As a proud Sampo main you can absolutely trust me in those important business decisions! We're all here to scratch each other's backs aren't we? C'mon, invest all your money into Sampo and we make a fortuitous promise to repay it :3
Im a sampo main too... yayyyyy
@@raven9600 If your truly a Sampo main how about you take us up on the offer. We’ll well spend your money.
@@luriothelucario250 Lmao, ight
another sampo main here, you can trust us! we would never double-cross you! just ask your old pal sampo
As another sampo main yes all you said is true bestie and to everyone looking for a way to get into our friendly and fun gang you can earn your membership only for a fun cost of your kidney! As for the payment dont forget to send it directly to me
*laughs in "maining" Gepard and Natasha as no matter who else is in the party, They're the parents: although I do love the usual strat of running MC and March as well for a "we don't know where they came from but they're our kids now" vibe*
also, in regards to Gepards' Ult, I prefer the long version myself, and do appreciate the "Hard shell hiding a soft heart" type
and in regards to Nat carrying a GRENADE LAUNCHER: it is, in fact, part of the charm: as the saying goes: "you screw with her patients (and patience), you will find out that "behind the kindness" lies a Rotary Grenade Launcher aimed directly at you"
My sister is an Arlan main. The reason why you'd never see her defending him on a forum is simple - She has an actual life and defending your main on a forum over their kit-balance is loser s*** reserved for basement degens (like me!)
In her head, her "Sweet boy is trying his best!" and that's all that matters.
She also mains Chongyun from Genshin for similar reasons.
As both an Arlan and Chongyun main as well, 100% same.
I absolutely agree Arlan also needs no defending because he made me fried rice.
literally about to say the same shit, thanks
as an humble and busy-with-life Arlan main salutes to your sister
why bother to defend a character when he alone is the best? We do exist tbh, there is a community of us here, its just we are too mature for you to be able to reach, respect others and mind our own business, just like Arlan
She has peak taste tell her I said that
Aah a fellow Chongyun main!
No one has read my feelings about Luka with as much precision as Lucy did. Loved the video
Me maining Jing Yuan and Blade having both anger AND daddy issues trying so hard to take this video as a joke 💀
I main Jing Yuan. I built him so his damage was putting my E1 Seele to shame. I also have anger issues though... because my man is being roasted.
@raiah6032 see, idc if people don't like him or the damage he makes, it's ok to have skill issues but when they try to explain why I should also not main him...then my anger issues start showing
I also main Jing yuan, and I have the worst anger issues as well its not even funny anymore (skull emoji)
I main Jing Yuan bc i didn't build anyone else
6:31
nope, I'm just still traumatized from HI3
i would like to pre-emptively apologize for all the feelings i have hurt with this video. including my own. i do NOT have daddy issues. he will come back from the gas station with not just one, but TWO gallons of milk. he PROMISED
p.s. there's something a little......... strange abt this video. whoever can guess what it is will get a cookie
As a non-player I have objectively the best main.
it's been a year daddy
Lmao never apologise for your words, if people are getting offended by it then they're just snowflakes. I may be 19 but I don't care about what's said and I am similar to what's been said. I may be a anime fan but I don't care if I'm being offended for it lmao YOLO.
As a Kafka main... you were spot on
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Me as a Hook main, expecting a repeat of the sirens joke: An odd direction, but not unwelcome.
Also my reason is that I have big "I must care for an adopt this child her dad isn't going to be around much longer and someone needs to be here to care for her". Basically adoptive parent energy.
As someone who hasn't played a single second of this game and only watched 5 minutes of the video so far, I can confirm that Lucy Pyre is 100% accurate in everything she says.
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100% Lucy Pyre classic
As someone who has played a few hours of this game I will have to agree with this as i have no clue if it's wright or rong.
I too have never played this game, and agree with everything Lucy said.
I don't understand the appeal of gacha games... someone who has a crippling addiction to this shit, please explain to me why you shouldn't be trusted to make your own decisions.
I was a Bailu main for... like three days and it was 100% just because she's adorable. I did drop her *immediately* after pulling Luocha though, and he's been on every team I've had since.
As a Luocha main i completely agree and I'm going through PTSD every time i hear his voice (keep this man away from the imaginary tree)
this comment aged even better after 1.3 story
13:03 "luocha is the most broken healer in the game so far"
sampo at the back: 💀
As a Jing Yuan main, I also hope that he can make a comeback, together with Yanqing in the future🎉
Yo actually I Am too but All euridition characters...well there are only few of them but all their damage is either mid (jing yuan) or very low (himeko) I hope they get buffed/reworked.
@@DefinitelyChael Jing Yuan's damage isnt actually that bad in current retrospect because him and also other characters in path Erudition or Nihility etc just have special damage conditions. Unlike destruction path which is just straight damage (Blade, also seele is basically destruction) but has its limitations (Trailblazer)
I too am a JY main and get roasted for it. He will make the greatest comeback for sureee😆✌️
As a Jing Yuan main, I’m excited to see the father-son duo return
I'm just saying, even in terms of the "They're young for their race" Hoyo has Bailu covered. She's not young, she's just recently shed a skin, so she's like friggin ancient. That's some next level 8000 year old vampire shit.
yes but if you dont look at the lore, that is a child, who looks and acts exactly like a child
Bailu is a kid as she just rebirthed. lol she always has nannies with her and acts same as a kid .
Lucy knows that Tingyun gets hit more than any other character in the game and it's not close.
I feel lowkey personally attacked when she said “You have mommy issues, a severe one” on kafka’s part.. hahahaha
As a Dan boy, one correction. OG Dan is for cuddles. IL Dan is for . They both will get love.
Dan correction 😭😭💢💢 UOHHHH
I mean you aren’t wrong
I mean… dragons
OG Dan is to introduce to your parents. IL Dan is to NEVER be introduced to your parents (to put it in PG terms)
Arlan is legit an actual good DPS and second when it comes to Health = Damage, I use him on my main team, and it doesn't take much to ramp up his damage with the right light cone. I give him a Machete/10 because he's not blade
Seriously you know Tingyun's aggro pulling is bad when she deadass attracts a whole ass Ravager 😂
Hope we get destruction path tingyun in the future
As a Bronya Main, I can agree that I relate to her making other people shine, not just because I'm outshined by other people in my life, but also, because I like seeing other people around me thrive, especially when I can be part of this... Out of the spotlight, smiling and being happy for them. 😊
Silver Wolf, Seele, Trailblazer, Asta, Qingque, Yukong, and Sushang were all so accurate and true. I was being called out in real time when editing this video. XD
I'm an ex-Arlan main and currently a Jing Yuan main. I never felt hurt enough with this video, and now I browse the HSR subreddit to make myself regret my life choices
Now you use them both-
i think Bailu's trailer is the most played because it was played SO DAMN OFTEN on videos that you could legit use it as a rick roll
I like how the scenes with Luocha have Sampo down and the spiel was about Luocha having a coffin not for the teammates, 10/10
As an Arlan main, I can confirm we get to apply the imprisonment debuff for free on account of being Imaginary
I'm a King Juan main and I'm not angry at all, I know he's mid, but he's such a cool guy, chill and knows how to make others work for him.
KING JUAN
idk about u guys i can get 100k's out of this guy in sim universe with like 6 hunt blessings and no elation ones
@@sherumayu He's very good in a lot of content, just not always at the hardest content, MoC 10.
@@UTU fair enough, but my jy is level 50 dsfjadfs i think he just has a large problem with cc pausing his l lord follow up, which fu xuan is rumored to help with so maybe it can help??
@@sherumayuI think his main issue is the fact his scaling is based on LARGE amount of enemy units, like all Erudition path characters.
He's very good if you don't need to hit a specific unit and take it down fast, but for the hardest content you usually wanna focus down 1 target to reduce damage taken or crowd control.
never played this game but im sure you're on to something
Cap🧢, also hi!
Quite fascinating
Being a Himeko main is just PTSD fueled tears as we try and fail to keep one particular song out of our heads. I'm not crying, it's just the rain! (it's a clear sunny day)
Welt is even funnier once you know that he left his adopted son in another dimention
May I ask why did he left him?have devs given any explanation lore wise?
@lenasprototrap7281 void archives (the other passenger of the express) needed him for a plan and threatened welt that he will take his son instead if he doesn't comply and shit happened and ended up on the express its been a while since i read that manga so the events are a little hazy
@@neostrosity oh shoot, no wonder Welt had PTSD flashbacks when he'd seen Luocha.
@lenasprototrap7281 the flash backs also came from otto aswell it just happens that most of welts misfortunes had the same face
@lenasprototrap7281 a few reasons actually.
1) void archives wanted someone with his powers, as welts son is a clone of the original Welt who's power welt inherited he to has the power albeit weaker at this age so he agreed so his son isn't forced to fight.
2) while traveling with Void archives he saw that the enemy they where facing was targeting HSR Himeko and he feels guilty and blames himself for HI3 himekos death so he wanted to come here to save her.
3) he didn't mean to be gone this long, he meant to just save Himeko and come back but learnt that no one has ever heard of the planet he is from and he can't find a way back so he is sticking with the express with the hope of finding his way back home to his family.
5:35
Holy shit, Lucy is a savage 😂
I wasn't even thinking of what she meant until she said "glass cleaner" 🤣
"always a bridesmaide, never a bride" THAT IS SEELES WIFE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
As a Kafka main, I can confirm nearly everything is accurate. Only non-accurate part is the fact that us Kafka mains need viagra. We've seen so much sussery that we can, at this point, do it on command.
I am gonna be honest I fell from chair (I am main Kafka ) that was too accurate 😭
Must say that after playing Hook's story misson, she went from annoying to the sweetest thing.
Also, to understand a Herta main is to understand a Lucy Pyre fan. Getting no attention, be used and abused, and just feeling like we don't exist in her eyes. That's also how it feels to be a Herta main. Plus, the pegging thing, well, we wouldn't say no to either of them
I’m ready for part 2 as a Dan Heng Main. And now maybe transitioning to a Black Swan main as soon as I finish building her.
And here I thought that was the termite damage.
Congratulations on maybe getting paid for this one. I just like hearing Hook's lines for getting hit and breaking things with the bonkinator.
I don't think Lucy was paid for this, Honkai is pretty hot right now so many UA-camrs are making content for it.
the Fate/stay night UBW at the start omg i love this ive been watching asmonds reacts to your stuff and I love it youre hilarious
As a Geppie main
I feel
very called out
My lack of knowledge of this game is peeking through, 90% of this ended up over my head. BUT, I would at least like to say that everyone's main is completely valid, even Lucy's... sometimes. Might have to empty my wallet now to find my own, thanks for encouraging my gacha habits Lucy!
edit: bro for the life of me I can't use a single emote in my comments and it's making me sad
This is easily one of the best gacha games so I do recommend people try it if they like that sort of thing. The character design is probably the best of any gacha game whoever designs their characters should get a massive bonus every year.
@@monopomanhmmm i still think honkai impact designs are better, but you know half of the characters are based from there or come from there.
Yeah my only experience with Hoyo games is this and Genshin and I noped out of Genshin pretty fast. So all these characters are new to me. I have heard tales of them coming from the other Honkai game just no clue which ones.@@jotana_ch
wait till you find out Kafka's VA past roles.
Okay so about Herta
She actually treats you nicer if you screw with her rather than being polite
+ reminder that if successful you have a massive harem of cute puppet chicks
Also doll joints/10
Tl;dr Herta mains are in one or multiple of three groups:
1. Want a toy
2. Want to be a toy
3. Kurukuru
I have been called out for Silver Wolf and Seele.
I am truly, incurably addicted to gamer girl and the eye burning color scheme combined with the infinite turns and big numbers for no reason of Seele....
Best intro ive ever seen
Also i want that grass with same day shipping
YUKONG MAINS RISE UP!!!!
Seriously, hearing people complain about how hard she is to use while using her to make my whole team do big dick damage including herself it so satisfying. She also takes in a child not hers to honor her fallen friend.
10/10 most loyal waifu, want to make her a mother so she can truly be happy. Also help her get over her fear of flying.
Those who are complaining usually not even know how to play the fights without auto-mode. 🤣
They're allergic to Speed tuning lol
@@SCRKT007 So true lmao!
Woot woot! She so fun to bring into echo of war with imaginary squad. Gonna max all her traces because she is perfect! She's perfect! PERFECT
1:13 She’s in the walls…
…
*SHE’S IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!*
Me who's married to HI3 lore AND wanted a playable Otto... I mean Luocha 🙃
That man did a lot of despicable things but gosh darn it he was good at them! One of the best written antagonists in anime media!
I'm married to HI3rd in general 🤣 My goal is to literally collect the cast equivalents in star rail.
I got nothing to complain about. You hit the nail on the head with Tingyun and Seele the two characters I always uss.
As an Arlan main I can say that my single goal in life is to make his skill do as much damage as a Seele ult
the funny part is that it's possible
I SWEAR IT'S DOABLE
Same here
8:52 Shout-out to Dude that's wholesome, DarkDreamsASMR, HusherASMR, Wanderlust, Milky Tea ASMR, Banshee Audio, Mama Yunya, Sora, Fae ASMR Ch., Annie Pants, Secret Subject, felka, and Crazy Cat Audio
"always the bride's maid, never the bride"
Seele would definitely like a word with you lmfao
When I tell you I started rolling at the Kafka part because everytime you said anything it got more and more accurate oh my GOD. I CANR BREATH-
Don’t main or even own Bailu, but I do think she is adorable. I heavily relate to that light cone of Tingyun squishing her face
As a Herta and Kafka main this video is insanely accurate
Not a bailu main, but I think she's got a fun type of energy to her. She's an innocent little soul, and I think she's a nice person :)
Bailu is so cute
@@Lunam_D._Roger 😭😭😭😭 waaatt
@@Lunam_D._Roger Lucy really needs to play Blue Archive.
8:17 damn it Lucy, I dont even play this game and that one hurt lol.
Kudos on the sponsor btw, I may have to fall off the band wagon and join another mobile game just to use the link.
Also now I know I would main Seele, Gepard, and Luocha if I ever did decide to play, nice job Lucy
I love how my reason for maining Himeko is so different from other descriptions. Like comeon, Pizza Cutter and Pizza Cutter ON DRONES as weapons. She’s so fucking cool
Thank you for saying that about us seele mains. I just maxed her out as an F2P player and I appreciate the criticism
Tingyun is so accurate lmao, getting her targeted left right and center. Even with a fully built up gepard to ensure hes the most targeted, she still dies first, and gets targeted just as much if not more. Its so dumb lol. I think the devs just dont like demihumans.
That...or she has a secret extra aggro on her that is related to the story.
@@forgerofsouls9126 taunt value but the dumb mob continue to target her even though I use my Clara ultimate
Unrelated to the roasting, that track played at the end of the video's a banger. I believe it's Breaking Free from NEO TWEWY, for those looking for it.
im a sampo main because i know hes a gremlin ALSO lore wise, it's pretty cool that it's implied hes a follower of Aha / follows the path of Elation which explains his personality a lot and makes him a lot more interesting.
I have no idea why but outside of genshin and star rail, calling someone's main bad is literally complimenting them. Clearing with arlan is much more satisfying than deleting everything with Seele imo 💀
The teccy roast caught me off guard and killed me. Also as a seele main it’s to true
As a Luocha main since the day he just... appeared in my team (shortly becoming e2 for unknown reason) it's true
Keep laughing every time he speaks like it's a second before he goes full on T-pose... That one 1.3 cutscene had me laughing for a while, terrified
Hilarious man, can't imagine this game any other way
"if your main is Kafka, then you guessed it, you have mommy issues"
YES!
When i tell you I nodded and laughed the entire time Seele was on screen. That segment was so unbelievably accurate its incredible.
"If your main is Kafka you have severe mommy issues and listen to hardcore fem dom asmr to go to sleep." Are you actually living in my walls? I've never been so called out.😨
Blade & Welt...I FEEL CALLED OUT
I hope you will bless us with sequels to this featuring more characters as the roster grows...this was hilarious!
See! March 7th is so good u can’t say anything bad about her! She’s definition of perfect ❤️
Silver Wolf can't use my money to E6 Kafka when I used that money to E6 Kafka.
ARLAN: You're probably a Bennett Main.
SILVER WOLF: You believe in Bronie Supremacy, and everything that comes with her. You also believe that Silver Wolf _is_ Haxxor Bunny, just older, just like I do. Wait...
ASTA: You swore not to pull from the gacha at all, so this is the only character you're allowing yourself to have, which will have one of two results exclusively: You will either eventually break down and spend everything on the first banner to make you break down, or you will quit the game entirely, maybe coming back only in 5 years. This is the only explanation I can think of for not having and building Tinygun and Yukong. You like cute girls and money just as much as Mona likes spending money. Wait...
PELA: You like girls in glasses and stockings. You might also be a bit butthurt about Keqing not getting buffed for a long time.
MARCH 7th: There are things you WISH you could forget, but playing as a free 4-star version of Elysia won't make it happen.
HIMEKO: Never leeeeeeeet you gooooooooooooooo~ The only reason anyone would Main Himeko, given her comparatively poor damage, is because you're a Captain. You couldn't be more pumped that Mihoyo is finally giving us what they first promised when they revealed the Pyro Archon as being named 'Murata,' and yet like every other Captain, you are both an S and an M for wanting to introduce new players to the experience of _Final Lesson_ , and everything that comes after -- both subjecting new people to the experience, and experiencing it again, together with a community of people just like you. And you are here, like Welt Yang, to protect Himeko.
JING YUAN: You like the man's mane, and his lion. And also how he's like a lion. Mainly in the napping. You also wish you had a summon you could insist on calling by its longest name possible. You are the Ironmouse to the Bubi.
BLADE: Whatever you're thinking, it will never end well. Especially once you consider how Kafka holds his leash.
WELT: You're so excited we _finally_ get a playable Welt, and you also jive with his Daddy Energy.
KAFKA: Mommy came back! Unlike Timmie's dad.
GEPARD: You're a Saber Main. You main every single character in a Mihoyo game who reminds you of her in some way, so that also means Durandal and Jean. Bianka is understandable, but Jean?
NATASHA: You either have Mommy Issues, or you're into Raven no matter the universe. Or both.
TINGYUN: You have Yae Sakura issues. Sus Sakura issues. And you're certainly into the Floof.
BAILU: Like me, you didn't get QiQi. Unlike you, however, I haven't got Bailu.
SAMPO: WHY?! You must be as suspicious as he is.
LUOCHA: You like that he heals based on ATK. But you probably don't trust him. If you do trust him, you shouldn't. This is a version of Otto Apocalypse, after all. Yes, I have him as my second healer, but that's more so Welt and I can keep an eye on him than anything else. No mad scientist business, Otto, and nobody needs to get hurt. I don't care if it _is_ Jingliu in that fancy coffin of yours.
SERVAL: You have Older Sister issues, but those are at least somewhat balanced by her rockin' vibes. What? Get your mind outta the gutter.
HOOK: You love Klee. You also think Hook and Klee should be friends, but fear the result of such a friendship.
TRAILBLAZER: You have an appreciation for a new mix on the classics, yet at the same time, are a trash panda yourself. Maybe you know the bat is a Kaslana family tradition, and maybe you don't. Maybe you know the lance is similarly a Sheriac thing, and maybe you don't. But you have fun, and you love to have fun. WE MADE A CHOICE NOW GO FIGHT AGAINST YOUR FATE!~
HERTA: You love to kuru-kuru. You also think it's the biggest power move possible to just have enough puppets that you can switch to them instead of walking, as though that's the smaller effort. Let's not try and think about what a person could do with so many puppets, as that would bring back some Herrscher of Domination PTSD, thanks.
LUKA: Oraoraora!~
BRONYA: You believe in Bronya Supremacy, and believe that no matter the universe, BronSeele will be every bit as canon as the Bronyaverse itself is wide. You love how OP she is, since she can buff and Cleanse, but most importantly, she was your first 5-star, and that makes her special. Even though I have also lost the 50/50 to her twice now, I still think of her as being special. Still, you can't help but compare her (and her assets) to Silverwing N-EX Bronya, and find her somewhat... lacking as of yet. But there _is_ hope for the future.
CLARA: You wish you could get her to wear shoes. At the same time, you appreciate Svarog very much for both his drip and his counters. Similar to Fischl and Oz, you have Clara chiefly for Svarog. Mostly you main Clara because she's adorable and he's bada$$, and you still can't decide if she's more Klee or Theresa. The answer is Theresa.
Dan Hung: You like that he's handsome... and free. You also can't wait for his IL form.
Qingque: She is your spirit animal because she loathes effortful work, and she loves to gamba. You didn't get Seele, or Silver Wolf, but that's okay because QQ can also hit hard, she just needs a little time. And that makes you learn patience, which makes you a better person. You might get Seele later, but by then you'll have fully built your QQ into a monstrous gamba machine.
SEELE: You love that she hits hard, and yes, you believe in BronSeele as much as the Bronya Mains. You're just more tsundere about it. You turned Seele into a turn-stealing AoE killer (with a little help from Bronya), and it doesn't bother you at all that the Mara-struck pop back up, because you'll just knock them back down where they belong.
YUKONG: You're more into the Mommies than you are into the Floof.
YANQING: You're a Xingqiu main. You may or may not know he's an old man in _HI3_ . Ironically you're also annoyed by how much you lose the 50/50 to him, so you put him on the front lines hoping that if anyone falls, he will fall first (it's typically Tingyun though). But your investment in him only makes him stronger.
SUSHANG: You started building her, surprised by her damage, only to be more shocked when you looked it up that she has a more powerful iteration in _HI3_ , but now it's too late to stop investing in her. Why do you have her in _HSR_ and I don't? Why was she so much easier to unlock in _HI3_ ? Mihoyo, what is this? Anyway, if you did investigate Li Sushang, she's probably the reason you got into _HI3_ , if Otto or Himeko aren't.
i have never felt so exposed by that serval main description, can confirm this is how serval mains feel
How dare you say that about Natasha, even though you were 100% spot on!
As a Kafka main I wasn't ready to be emotionally abused like this 😭
You had no business going this hard, you earned a new subscriber
As a blade main, I actually did lose every single one of my 50/50’s and have the worst luck ever!!
You forgot on slight detail about Silver Wolf, Tectone most definitely loves her, and does not want to snap her neck.
6:24 This caught me so off guard I got into a laughing fit.
I am thankful for finding you Lucy a couple of days ago. You are the most entertaining V-Tuber at this moment. Please continue with the amazing content!
7:47 “if your main is blade, you have daddy issues” why did you have to attack me personally
3:32 As an Arlan main….ya ain’t wrong about the damage u can’t even get the full buff cause he had to literally be dead to get it… That didn’t stop hoyoverse from nerfing the dude everyone was already beating up. 😔
But he’s got an adorable dog, if I’m an Arlan main then I’m also the closest to being a Peppy main.
As a March 7th and Sampo main (the core dynamic duo) I appreciate your praise ☺️
Great video as always. Was hella fun seeing all the Honkers charactes ranked. I still have Natasha tho >_>
I myself am a Hook main and I agree with you fully. I shall take your 9/10 and give you a headpat. You are forgiven, and will be spared when Pitch Dark Hook the Great takes over.
i see i have found another. we shall relish when pick-dark hook the great takes over the universe, we shall spare those who have shown us kindness!
8:53 this is fucking spot on, idk if I feel more attacked or seen but it’s scary nonetheless
The moment I saw Luka I immediatly knew one thing for sure. I HAVE TO COSPLAY THAT. Blade main btw just love units that consume their own hp and have max hp scaling :)
Me: Sees what Tingyun mains are like
Also me: Wtf do you mean Im a Tingyun main? Clearly, I am a Sushang main.
As a blade main since his release and I will say I love him a lot also I love your takes and the welt yang one made me say “Oh my god!” I love your humor lol
Lucy, on Herta: "Just, a woman who barely knows you exist...I fail to see what's attractive about a woman who doesn't give you the time of day..."
I can't tell if Lucy forgot that she made a whole video about parasocial relationships.
Anyway, I main Welt because he looks like me, blackholes things, and is always tired.
However, I *main* Tingyun because I'm always tired and she's clearly got snuggles.
As former silver wolf main, i am now a Fu Xuan main and can now tell a future whenever i don't take my meds.
Same xd