EXPOSING Your DIRTIEST Confessions...

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  • forcing two women to read your most disgusting confessions? incredibly based. BEING the women forced to read those confessions? ... even MORE based
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    Video Edit: Pipinofi
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  • @Heymrk
    @Heymrk 6 місяців тому +925

    "Who calls their parents and tells them they're not a virgin anymore?"
    My younger brother dead-ass did this like 20 minutes after, so excited to tell my mom. She called me afterwards and laughed the whole time.

    • @cool2frog
      @cool2frog 5 місяців тому

      Bwahahahaha! What the fuck bro?! Who the fuck thinks that’s a good idea?!

    • @ryant3295
      @ryant3295 5 місяців тому +62

      When I lost my v-card, I didn't tell anyone. Yet, people still knew and were disappointed....

    • @justbronson7570
      @justbronson7570 5 місяців тому +17

      somehow wholesome

    • @joshjo9405
      @joshjo9405 5 місяців тому +13

      @@ryant3295 Why were they dissappointed?

    • @BlackIronGamer
      @BlackIronGamer 5 місяців тому +18

      i didnt tell anybody, but i walked into the house and my dad and I exchanged looks. He knew.

  • @wardenm
    @wardenm 6 місяців тому +426

    Okay, but, did they cheat on their girlfriend WHILE in prison, or did they cheat on their girlfriend, who IS in prison? Super ambiguous, there! 😂

    • @somepersonlol4t34
      @somepersonlol4t34 6 місяців тому +36

      probably while in prison, they watch vtubers, they're super gay.

    • @kindredspirit9703
      @kindredspirit9703 5 місяців тому +2

      I mean, if they're a bi or lesbian it's kinda self explanatory

    • @shadowslime3640
      @shadowslime3640 5 місяців тому +7

      ​@@somepersonlol4t34 this comment confuses me

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy Місяць тому

      Ein dangling participle... 👮🔫

  • @FundyTheAstronaut
    @FundyTheAstronaut 6 місяців тому +237

    4:13 dude I’m dying laughing, the scenes. The music. It’s everything.

    • @Reikoku.
      @Reikoku. 5 місяців тому +8

      best one by far

    • @aztecserpent5525
      @aztecserpent5525 5 місяців тому +2

      Makes me wish so badly that it wasn’t a copypasta

    • @voltekthecyborg7898
      @voltekthecyborg7898 5 місяців тому +2

      That has the same energy as a Father Wubby confession, where a guy, when he was a kid, went to the bathroom at a TGI Friday's, a guy there was taking a shit, and the dude shut the light on the poor guy, and he didn't return to turn it back on.

    • @JaxxHammer2008
      @JaxxHammer2008 29 днів тому

      The spy has already breached our defences

    • @MichelleMinerTurley
      @MichelleMinerTurley 27 днів тому

      Yo bro true

  • @shoadowolf
    @shoadowolf 5 місяців тому +51

    The mcdonalds story is downright scary. Imagine being left in the dark taking a shit in a greasy fast food bathroom and have to navigate that shit

    • @Silber7
      @Silber7 18 днів тому

      Luckily these days smartphones have flashlight.....

  • @Extrahu3
    @Extrahu3 6 місяців тому +981

    The piss confessions make me feel better about myself in more ways than one.

  • @internetrules8522
    @internetrules8522 6 місяців тому +158

    Pipinofi, Thank you for the edit on the mcdonalds bathroom story. The timing with the spy music was perfection. the Patrick Bateman, so good.

    • @Mono_Maniac
      @Mono_Maniac 6 місяців тому +11

      he made that part pop so well fr

    • @VashdaCrash
      @VashdaCrash 3 місяці тому +2

      That was the best confession, and I just watched that part. Also, I think they did it because emotional damage from the agressive farting.

    • @JaxxHammer2008
      @JaxxHammer2008 29 днів тому

      The spy has already breached our defences

  • @austinm5630
    @austinm5630 6 місяців тому +162

    Confession: So anyway I drank piss this one time...
    *Camilla has entered the chat.*

    • @gossamera4665
      @gossamera4665 6 місяців тому +12

      *Matsuri has joined the call.*

    • @umad42
      @umad42 5 місяців тому +1

      It's honestly surprisingly common among vTubers, though you could also say that being an anime girl on the internet tends to attract stranger people than the average

    • @samzorn4656
      @samzorn4656 5 місяців тому +6

      *Bear Grylls has entered the chat*

    • @brawler4456
      @brawler4456 3 місяці тому +1

      P. Diddy has entered the chat

  • @RealKirb
    @RealKirb 6 місяців тому +80

    Nothing. And, I mean, NOTHING will EVER top the McDonalds Incident

    • @thahirshibu5042
      @thahirshibu5042 5 місяців тому +2

      is that in this video?

    • @RealKirb
      @RealKirb 5 місяців тому

      @@thahirshibu5042 yeah

    • @maxrichards5925
      @maxrichards5925 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thahirshibu5042yes 4 mins in

    • @BasedMamaJames617
      @BasedMamaJames617 2 місяці тому +3

      Only the Joker could come up woth something this evil.

    • @JaxxHammer2008
      @JaxxHammer2008 29 днів тому

      The spy has already breached our defences

  • @Falafelsz
    @Falafelsz 6 місяців тому +226

    Sinder is such a good big sister, keeping calm while still rolling with the joke Lucy threw out. Collabs with the hellions are always a joy.

  • @thecraftmasque
    @thecraftmasque 6 місяців тому +50

    cinder's laugh at about 6:12 is max infectious!

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 4 місяці тому +2

      Her laugh in general is infectious

  • @DyxoXinoro
    @DyxoXinoro 6 місяців тому +21

    I don't remember subbing to this channel to this vtuber at all and now I feel like I missed everything. What a wild ride.

  • @Fulgrim2
    @Fulgrim2 2 місяці тому +6

    “Why did I do this?”
    Some men, just want to watch the world burn.

  • @why-so-toxic_1413
    @why-so-toxic_1413 6 місяців тому +27

    What a wholesome video UA-cam should put this on number one trending

  • @cnator4468
    @cnator4468 6 місяців тому +178

    The Empire has decided cringe wasn't enough we also need Degen

  • @BuzzkillZone
    @BuzzkillZone 5 місяців тому +7

    That reminds me, as a kid Markers were flavored. I guess they just expected kids to eat them so they were made non-toxic and flavored.

  • @ackbarreserve
    @ackbarreserve 6 місяців тому +15

    The joke TTS bombing story hits close to home.
    Why do we write such dogshit cringe and hit send fellas, are we stupid?

    • @snipermagoo
      @snipermagoo 5 місяців тому +1

      If you were Mr. Social Expertise, you'd be making the stream not watching it.

  • @halabowsky
    @halabowsky 6 місяців тому +4

    So happy a new video came out. Love your content!

  • @FluffyMcDuffy
    @FluffyMcDuffy 6 місяців тому +93

    Lucy the first piss confession was mine, I have no regrets

  • @Ahriela
    @Ahriela 6 місяців тому +9

    I love the random Lucy videos YT keeps recommending me. Awesome work, algorithm!

  • @blackbearwoodley
    @blackbearwoodley 5 місяців тому +2

    Cinder going through models like her cosmetic skins/alt accounts/discord accounts/soul caliber creations/new game plus builds/ rpg builds/ D&D builds.

  • @TheBronf
    @TheBronf 6 місяців тому +12

    8:17 the BF knows. he just doesn't care that you do it.

    • @fongjasper8206
      @fongjasper8206 5 місяців тому

      That confession was so sweet i got diabetes

  • @JTruong3rd
    @JTruong3rd 5 місяців тому +4

    If i ever feel down. I look at these confessions and go thank god i'm not the people in these confessions. Thanks for the video.

  • @Gilsao157
    @Gilsao157 3 місяці тому +3

    For reference, my father managed to have 2 families, raise 5 children (4 in one family, 1 in the other), have 2 jobs and still found time and energy to have extra affairs. So, I believe the guy with 5 girlfriends

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 6 місяців тому +10

    If you ever enjoyed frosted flakes, then you get a taste for plain milk with sugar, yeah, I did it too.

  • @firenzarfrenzy4985
    @firenzarfrenzy4985 4 місяці тому +9

    Do I dare ask what NTR is?

    • @Xeno1_3
      @Xeno1_3 6 днів тому

      Guy in relationships with women. Women looks at another guy, she loves him, dumps her old man for the new one. A cuckold!!!

  • @darestep7844
    @darestep7844 6 місяців тому +5

    Another banger collab between the Pyro Pups and The Great Pispyre.

  • @T-ManRex
    @T-ManRex 6 місяців тому +5

    Heyo! Angry Birds guy here! That was me. I agree with Sinder. You should definitely show you grandma the magical rabbit hole that is Gacha. Also, Sinder, sorry for giving you a spook with that one! 🤣

  • @redjon1992
    @redjon1992 6 місяців тому +13

    My ears are blown up, thanks Lucy.

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy 5 місяців тому +3

    0:53 same I love u Lucy pyre

  • @aznir2427
    @aznir2427 6 місяців тому +3

    We need the part 2

  • @mikechamp97
    @mikechamp97 6 місяців тому +71

    Classic confessions from the Demonites, much more wild and unhinged than the cute pyro pups :3 Enjoyed the video!

  • @LtColShingSides
    @LtColShingSides 3 місяці тому +2

    *types Sinder CPR into search bar*
    Geez... That sure is something...

  • @ukata-BMN
    @ukata-BMN 5 місяців тому +2

    This one was just... oddly enough cute....i really enjoyed this,^⁠_⁠^

  • @noonecares2932
    @noonecares2932 Місяць тому

    The spy theme is so good there

  • @cometstardustxd8835
    @cometstardustxd8835 3 місяці тому

    Now i just need the entire vod because i have nothing but time

  • @Ironf1st__
    @Ironf1st__ 6 місяців тому +15

    I knew the shit stick would not make the cut, but let it be known I was telling the truth!

  • @flyingfish7787
    @flyingfish7787 6 місяців тому +3

    Glad I’m not the only one with the piss bottle.
    I wasn’t drunk though, and it happened twice.

    • @cool2frog
      @cool2frog 5 місяців тому

      Why do I think that it wasn’t an accident then?

  • @Lucky-pc4tg
    @Lucky-pc4tg 6 місяців тому +8

    They always say the fans reflect the streamer so if there's so many demonites drinking piss i wonder what this says about Lucy hmmm 🤔

  • @MustachioSenpai
    @MustachioSenpai 6 місяців тому +10

    What a wonderful stream. What a wonderful collab. What wonderful confessi..Oh God 🥸

  • @SKYCRAFTER2003
    @SKYCRAFTER2003 5 місяців тому +3

    I can’t believe sinder admitted to be an X-ray user in minecraft. Idk what to do with this information

  • @Zeracan
    @Zeracan 5 місяців тому +1

    Shitting in the dark sounds like lyrics for "dancing in the grass" song.

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 6 місяців тому +3

    And I feel weirdly honored that I'm in the top three comments for Lucy's song, so I may or may not have contributed?

  • @dualistic6916
    @dualistic6916 3 місяці тому

    The mcdonalds menace is like a true horror story from the killers perspective 😂😂😂

  • @stavik96
    @stavik96 6 місяців тому +4

    I have a piss story from back when I was still a kid and I feel like it's worse than the ones here.

  • @keczap1lol
    @keczap1lol 6 місяців тому +1

    @0:18 so much personality

  • @markryanbattung6915
    @markryanbattung6915 2 місяці тому

    i never knew some youtubes or streamer do this now im addicted shaking there big honkers

  • @juliog5206
    @juliog5206 6 місяців тому +3

    Thanks for the entertainment. A+ content

  • @mr.shgamingguy
    @mr.shgamingguy 5 місяців тому +2

    1:40 because he was drunk I love you Lucy Pyre.

  • @AnarchoAmericium
    @AnarchoAmericium 6 місяців тому +3

    this feels tame for what I was expecting

  • @V3RTIGO222
    @V3RTIGO222 6 місяців тому +3

    Criminal McDonalds story

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 6 місяців тому +2

    *watches sinder's cpr cover*
    I agree with the pyro pup

  • @FluxFang86
    @FluxFang86 5 місяців тому +2

    Love the TF2 music.

  • @matthewlizotte8904
    @matthewlizotte8904 4 місяці тому

    The funny thing is about the marker linking comment is.. I'm going to Age myself but in the 1980's Crayola actually made Fruit Flavored Markers so not so odd really as the 80's generation were the kids eating glue sticks and as 90s teens we were the ones to start the Huffing Whiteout trend.

  • @devinayaz9210
    @devinayaz9210 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the most tame lucy video wtf

  • @ianthehedgehog9327
    @ianthehedgehog9327 4 місяці тому

    I wonder if anyone was dualwatching two streamers (dualwatch: to watch two streams at the same time) and meant to send a message in one chat but accidentally sent it in the other?

  • @Dartania
    @Dartania 6 місяців тому +4

    So, Lucy, any thoughts about Dawntrail?

  • @abcdefghilihgfedcba
    @abcdefghilihgfedcba 6 місяців тому +2

    wtf is it with girls and cheating in Minecraft without saying it 💀my ex did the same shit, hate it

  • @DarknessDpa
    @DarknessDpa 6 місяців тому +2

    Lucky for me I have nothing to confess about

  • @caeramon
    @caeramon 6 місяців тому +2

    Mayo banana sandwich hit different

  • @jeremyhall2727
    @jeremyhall2727 5 місяців тому

    Feeling bless, UA-cam recommended this to me

  • @kaiser9663
    @kaiser9663 5 місяців тому

    give this editor more money lucy

  • @cuddlequeen3225
    @cuddlequeen3225 6 місяців тому +2

    Wasnt this stream like years ago lawl

  • @keybae23
    @keybae23 6 місяців тому +2

    did we ever find out the fansly one

  • @genma200sj
    @genma200sj 3 місяці тому

    Lucy erating bnanana mayo sandwich actually explains alot.

  • @mariusbazilio9543
    @mariusbazilio9543 4 місяці тому

    Not gonna lie I just kept looking at sinder for almost the hold video but good vid (also could not keep my eyes on yo)

  • @Devil5375-v7j
    @Devil5375-v7j 5 місяців тому +4

    0:07 I thought the pee in the cup was actually lemonade, so I think I accidentally drank it. (I had to like my own comment, because no one didn't want to.)

    • @Kashlyn_w
      @Kashlyn_w 5 місяців тому +2

      there u go

  • @braydendvorak445
    @braydendvorak445 16 днів тому

    Markers do taste really good

  • @sueflewelling3657
    @sueflewelling3657 6 місяців тому +1

    Great video lucy

  • @AssassinIronMan
    @AssassinIronMan 2 місяці тому

    This was actually pretty funny

  • @NexGenCN
    @NexGenCN 4 місяці тому

    respectfully searches for the song CPR

  • @Gabriel-wx7bb
    @Gabriel-wx7bb 6 місяців тому +4

    12 comments, 17 seconds, and comments 2-3 days old!

  • @legendmaddox
    @legendmaddox 6 місяців тому +1

    Funny collab yeeey >w

  • @TheFandomPuppeteerist
    @TheFandomPuppeteerist Місяць тому

    That guy who has 4 girlfriends is a Uzui wannabe bruh 😨😭

  • @akiramatoi4158
    @akiramatoi4158 6 місяців тому +2

    3:10 so you're saying.. a GF is like having a cat or a dog huh? 🤣🤔.. i mean.. yeah kinda similar lol if you put it like that... you just cant walk into a store and pick the GF you want.... (at least not yet...**cough cough** robo/AI girlfriends 🤣)

  • @Archiiver
    @Archiiver 5 місяців тому

    My confession is that I sleep in a sleeping bag to avoid having to make my bed in the morning.

  • @mrfarell
    @mrfarell Місяць тому

    There was some crazy confession.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 6 місяців тому +2

    I mean, haven't we all committed multiple war crimes in the Balkans in 1993?

  • @Gun_destroyer
    @Gun_destroyer 2 місяці тому

    You know the McDonald's one I think that was me screaming

  • @ProfessorWowa
    @ProfessorWowa 6 місяців тому +4

    Oddly wholesome

  • @ZeroZero86997
    @ZeroZero86997 6 місяців тому +4

    I guess that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom was as you could say “STUCK IN THE ABYSS”!!!!!

  • @powerhouse6165
    @powerhouse6165 5 місяців тому

    Nah mine was even worse. Had to wash my eyes before putting my contacts in cause I had sunscreen in them from the beach. I grabbed the wrong water bottle. . .

  • @Entropy_____
    @Entropy_____ Місяць тому

    Minecraft confession: I had played with keepinventory true

  • @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq
    @ThomasHumphreys-jb1mq 6 місяців тому +1

    my sister was annoying me so i put her in the laundery basket and pushed it down the stairs

  • @TheJerseyDevil13th
    @TheJerseyDevil13th 6 місяців тому +6

    You get cuter and prettier every time I see you, Lucy. 🖤🤍

  • @allfiction8905
    @allfiction8905 3 місяці тому +1

    3:48 best part 🗿

  • @P0HTAT0
    @P0HTAT0 6 місяців тому +2

    Add peanut butter to that sandwich and it's even better!

  • @rogeliosimeros3547
    @rogeliosimeros3547 5 місяців тому

    My most dirtiest Confession is I will do anything just to get sunder to sing cpr for real

  • @mannco9458
    @mannco9458 3 місяці тому

    2:43 how to get 3 degrees burns

  • @michaelm9315
    @michaelm9315 5 місяців тому

    To be fair, there are scented markers that have food flavors. I don't know what they taste like but I imagine not like the food.

  • @zenthon
    @zenthon 2 місяці тому

    ayoo the prison one was illegal lmao 😅

  • @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father
    @Righteous_Hand_of_the_Father 5 місяців тому

    2k on Vtuber merch is nothing when you realize that some people spend more than triple that on 40K stuff

  • @markfrahm8207
    @markfrahm8207 5 місяців тому +1

    2:47 man must have been drunk writing that cause he totally is not that guy

  • @DaSimpyoutube
    @DaSimpyoutube 5 місяців тому

    Can anyone tell me how do I send some confession because I think I have some really messed up ones

  • @LinguiniOs
    @LinguiniOs 6 місяців тому +40

    Lucy's energy in these collabs is so good, and the Demonites and Pyro Pups make a good couple banger stream, banger vid. Thanks, lil sis!

  • @Xiao-lf5oy
    @Xiao-lf5oy 3 місяці тому

    NAH I WAS GASPING FOR BREATH AT THE MC DONALDS BATHROOM😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @cambrasher3875
    @cambrasher3875 5 місяців тому

    Lucy is my warlock patron, and she has ruined my life and all I got is eldritch blast

  • @sjelen
    @sjelen 3 місяці тому

    nah, markers dont work like that. crayons on the other hand are quite tasty, especially the blue ones, they are close to blue raspberries

  • @StarFallCannon
    @StarFallCannon 6 місяців тому +1

    Banana sandwiches are alright. It's a southern thing.

  • @stalkerofthenight2022
    @stalkerofthenight2022 6 місяців тому +1

    1:12 what is the jar

  • @Rias-Gremory-a-gamer
    @Rias-Gremory-a-gamer 3 місяці тому

    My 2 favorite lady's loved the stream :)