The trains in Perth Australia are the best running train service I’ve ever used. We came back from a five week holiday and people asked about how it was and we told everyone about the trains. We aren’t crazy, our trains are just so crap.
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Leon Russell I’ve seen some of the older stuff since I posted this I don’t exactly know the names or the people except Greg Proops I have only watched “scenes we’d like to see”
14:29 - 14:41: "A woman with a past, a cop/cup with a secret, a plumber with a shoe, a dog with a cold, a hairdresser with a Rubik's cube. Coming this summer: Random things with stuff." :DDD
I don't get it. I don't get 99% of James Acaster's Jokes. 1:01 was probably the closes thing to a laugh he's ever managed to get out of me. Being random isn't funny. It's just random. Anyone can do it. My 5 year old Nephew can do it, except he's cute and it makes me laugh. James Acaster isn't cute.
@@bakersmileyface the joke is it plays with the hearer's expectation and than turns into somthing completely funny. Also, if your nephew is better get him on here so we can actually make a good judgement.
@@Jack-Oates I'm not saying my nephew is better than him, I'm saying my nephew is a kid. Kids are random. When you're a comedian and you're cracking jokes at the same level as a kid, that's really shit. I don't understand how people find it funny. It's just immature. It's like people laughing at a fart.
It reminded me of Rick Grimes 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 the Hairdresser with a Rubiks cube bit though... that's what got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That and the romantic novel "I want to see you shit in this bin" and the try to "expose my elevator company? You're going down!" 😂😂😂😂 Ed's one of the best 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Ugh. This needs to be aired in the US. I actually sat through the whole thing and it was fantastic. Between Michael McIntyre and now this, the UA-cam algorithm is on fire.
Autobot032 I think a panel show like MTW or HIGNFY would work well in the US if it aired on HBO or one of the pay channels. The commercial networks would water it down.
Welcome to my world... BBC's autogenerated are some of the best. "...So I hear that some people are being cut up?" was an interesting thing to read at 7 o'clock in the morning.
16:40 What makes this even better is that it implies he's so out of shape, he couldn't escape from a single chicken, before it had pecked him thousands of times.
"Theresa May is up to her old tricks again in.... The May Tricks." For me as a non-native speaker, that one took like a full 3 seconds to register. I burst out laughing when the video was well into the next clip :D
"Hes working the fist, He's in a good position where hes comfortable. It looks like the contender is less so. Now for the power drive deep inside. The elbow action here is amazing. Devon Is still the World Arm Wreastling Heavy weight champion."
The consistency of Hugh Dennis is brilliant. He's not always the funniest but he makes me laugh at least once every single week
He’s one of those ‘under the radar’ comedians who is truly brilliant but doesn’t get talked about nearly as much as he should.
Which one's Hugh Dennis?
@@dennismathenge6738 Beardy Mc Beard
John McGrath he does write the show too
I think he's brilliant x
I’m from Australia and I’ve watched this so much I already hate southern rail hahah
Fifa Fanatic you should. It’s true
Northern is even worse they’ve been taken under public ownership
@@MajorMatt01 not a question of when will the train turn up but rather if.
Southwest is the worst. Will it turn up? Will it stop at the station? Stay tuned. Just don't look at the board. It's wrong.
The trains in Perth Australia are the best running train service I’ve ever used. We came back from a five week holiday and people asked about how it was and we told everyone about the trains. We aren’t crazy, our trains are just so crap.
12:20 "release the leopard!"
Always gets me giggling like an idiot
Hugh Dennis waltzing up to the mic everytime, knowing he’s about to make multiple people piss themselves out of laughter
Honestly Ed Byrne's 'I want to see you shit in this bin' is one of the best if not the best moment in MTW history.
You know that line does occur in the book call me by your name was based on.
24:52
"mmmm Nish Kumar....sounds exotic....turns out he's just a bloke" probably the best joke of this entire video
What do you mean.... I have had Nish kumar at several restaurants and it tasted great.
I heard it as, "It's just a blog."
I do love how Milton says it
This is essential for helping lift my depression
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35:17, that's poetry right there
I American and just discovered this and I’m laughing my ass off. I may not get some of the jokes but I still find this absolutely hysterical.
Leon Russell I’ve seen some of the older stuff since I posted this I don’t exactly know the names or the people except Greg Proops I have only watched “scenes we’d like to see”
just watch james acaster
welcome to British comedy
Leon Russell frankie Boyle is mock the week. Fucking legend
Leon Russell Frankie is boring.
33:55 "the cop caught on clip-clops clipped Klopp" that is just amazing
the Kop cop on clip-clops clipped Klopp not the cop caught
Ed Gamble's jokes are improved 75 % by how innocent and sweet he looks when he's made them :D
❤
Dara's laugh in the background makes the jokes even funnier.
14:29 - 14:41: "A woman with a past, a cop/cup with a secret, a plumber with a shoe, a dog with a cold, a hairdresser with a Rubik's cube. Coming this summer: Random things with stuff." :DDD
You won’t need lip liner or eye liner with our new bin liner 😂😂
What is a bin liner?
@@momchilandonov bin bag
I loved that line
British comedy is second to none.
I love how hugh dennis always looks so ashamed of his own jokes, xxxx
Charles Frosties😭😭😭😭
Ben Edgie he was a grreeeeeeeeat cameraman...
@@li-23 lmfao genius
This is hilarious!
F
Liam Hunter
He was more than just grreeeeeeeeat, he was grrrandma’s a bitch
hugh, ed byrne and milton will forever be the reason why i’m here
Mar 1, 2024: Re-watching this 5 yrs since it was posted. MAN! I miss this show!
Now October 2024.. still miss it!
22:23 you’re trying to expose corruption in *_my_* elevator company?
you’re going *down*
Idun Rudemo lol
😂 yes LOL
Milton Jones is so underrated, he’s not always got something to say but when he does it’s always hilarious
Hes not underrated.. hes terrible.. hes only there for the very low iq viewers
@@dirtmansdnbplaylists250 oh fuck off
There are times where I swear Robin Williams’ spirit entered Hugh Dennis’ body!
James Acaster is a national treasure
Hugh Dennis is a genius. 24:21 had me falling off my chair.
14:51 the MayTricks😂
Hugh Dennis is the heart and soul of MTW. His consistency is brilliant
2:46 If I only had the confidence in myself and the love for myself that Milton has for himself...
18:12 18:26
They just won EVERYTHING with that
James' Charles Frosties joke gets me everytime
7:30 kills me every time
Millie Carr I got a noise complaint for laughing at it in the library. Wasn't expecting it.
Fucking does me every time mate 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't get it. I don't get 99% of James Acaster's Jokes.
1:01 was probably the closes thing to a laugh he's ever managed to get out of me.
Being random isn't funny. It's just random. Anyone can do it. My 5 year old Nephew can do it, except he's cute and it makes me laugh. James Acaster isn't cute.
@@bakersmileyface the joke is it plays with the hearer's expectation and than turns into somthing completely funny. Also, if your nephew is better get him on here so we can actually make a good judgement.
@@Jack-Oates
I'm not saying my nephew is better than him, I'm saying my nephew is a kid. Kids are random.
When you're a comedian and you're cracking jokes at the same level as a kid, that's really shit.
I don't understand how people find it funny. It's just immature.
It's like people laughing at a fart.
9:26 “welcome to drive time with me Richard Hammond and now AHHHH”, I can’t be the only one who gets that😂
Love Tom Allen's question time joke
😂
19:40 Literally hurts me with how funny it is.
It physically collapses my lungs everytime I watch it XD
ziggyxela93 stopped Hugh’s joke for that 😂
ziggyxela93 you could tell the amount of laughter he was holding
I didn't expect that🤣
ziggyxela93 come everyone rewind back to the 1940’s
The elephant line was a home run.
The delay in which the crowd finally realized what he meant was hilarious.
Hello I am the returning officer
Oh hey I'm also the returning officer
what does that line mean?
Sam Marks not a fucking clue, sorry.
has anyone seen the returning officer?
Any messages? 😂😂
14:29 im crying i love this one
RANDOM THINGS WITH STUFF
@@p.atrick. *R A N D O M T H I N G S W I T H S T U F F*
It reminded me of Rick Grimes 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 the Hairdresser with a Rubiks cube bit though... that's what got me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That and the romantic novel "I want to see you shit in this bin" and the try to "expose my elevator company? You're going down!" 😂😂😂😂 Ed's one of the best 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I am
Ugh. This needs to be aired in the US. I actually sat through the whole thing and it was fantastic. Between Michael McIntyre and now this, the UA-cam algorithm is on fire.
Autobot032 I think a panel show like MTW or HIGNFY would work well in the US if it aired on HBO or one of the pay channels. The commercial networks would water it down.
Never seen this before....is this show like whose line?
13:02 The joke is kinda funny but Romesh's creepy look after it just made me burst out laughing.
Milton's "Nish Kumar" line. Gets me every time.
Can we all agree that birds of prey joke one of the best of the lot
That returning officer quip is a classic.
Over one year ago and that Brexit joke is just as relevant if not more so now
it's pickling just right
And now Theresa May is going...
dat boi and now boris johnson
Brexit will be completed. To much money to be lost by the elite de Corp ruling class
Michael Naisbitt everyone’s forgot about brexit it’s Coronavirus now
Ouch
18:25 is the best one
Nah 19:40
I love that you can tell when the episode came out based on some of the answers
28:32😂😂 I love it
I like how on the majority of James acasters jokes they cut to Dara laughing.
Put the subtitles on and skip to 39:40. I don't think that's what he said...
Maybe he did 😂😂😂
@@tylergriffin6062 I doubt it... Funny if it was!
Fiddlesticksmeow Those captions are honestly funnier than half of the jokes
Welcome to my world... BBC's autogenerated are some of the best. "...So I hear that some people are being cut up?" was an interesting thing to read at 7 o'clock in the morning.
🤣😂
24:21 best joke ive ever heard omg
24:53 absolutely killed me :D
I didn't get it at all. Is "pan 10" something?
Bill Wiltfong Pantene is a famous shampoo brand, and sounds like “pan 10”.
@@Liusila It doesn't though. It sounds like "pan teen".
@@BillWiltfong it is a joke if you don't get it then you don't get it
"The Scottish have spoken, did any one understand what they were saying"
True
WTSUPERCHANNEL 1 you want a kick in the jawbox sonny boy 😁
Fyodor48 Alyosha I have Scottish relatives
WTSUPERCHANNEL 1 as do I 😁
Being Scottish...not even other Scots can understand us
I’m using this at Christmas for my Scottish relatives 😂
Milton Jones , James Acaster and kerry godiman are my favourite comedians
"The Truth" That Says It All
Cheap joke
Its said every time it comes up
It was said before like in series 2 or 3 it’s not a new joke lol
@@EthanThomson Ironically, it's the truth.
@@LewisAhern Cheap and lazy.
16:40 What makes this even better is that it implies he's so out of shape, he couldn't escape from a single chicken, before it had pecked him thousands of times.
So far:2:42 is first outright roar. looking forward to more huge laughs despite it hurting. The best medicine is laughter.
4:15 on
19:40 Ed Byrne channelling Frankie Boyle.
13:15 I was cracking up for some reason
And 21:07
0:40 ... I don't understand the "returning officer" joke. Explain?
He keeps returning, and coming back
The returning officer is the local official who announces the number of votes in the election for each candidate.
Is it just me, or does anyone else have the biggest crush on Ed Gamble?? lol Love that guy!! ;)
Needed a cheer up so I watched this, feeling better now 😊
Really miss this programme 😢
Milton Jones @ 24:54 - now THERE’S an ad I’d watch! 🤣
“Hello, I’m not an elephant” is the funniest thing Nish has ever said
And it wasn't funny.
He never has been.
24:53 Best joke i’ve heard😂😂
19:40 Things you wouldn’t read in a romantic novel
Ed Byrne.....
🤣🤣🤣
Meditation african american
18:57 had me in bits. 😂😂😂
I don't think I'd watch mock the week if Milton Jones and James Acaster weren't in it. They make the show.
Oh
@@paranoidandroid2098
What!!!! Awe I love him, I think he's great but everyone has their own sense of humour I guess 😊
We love civilised disagreement well done
@@paranoidandroid2098 i used to watch it but wen milton started bein on it i stopped watchin.. he is unbarable
Kira Beeson ikr, surprising thing to see on the internet
James Acaster's tiger joke is genius 😂😂😂. 5:57
That elevator joke was the best one
"Theresa May is up to her old tricks again in.... The May Tricks." For me as a non-native speaker, that one took like a full 3 seconds to register. I burst out laughing when the video was well into the next clip :D
You want fuller lips?
I recommend a nut allergy 😂 brilliant
In my most recent exam, I had to answer 'Who was King Henry VIII'
I was right to watch this before such, and answered 'medieval hoover'
Easiest fucking exam ever
wish 22:35 would be on our gcse chemistry paper... (which i'm currently procrastinating revision for)
Emma Wilding oh god we have to learn hydrocarbons don’t we
@@boiledkettles6066 unfortunately. Can someone please swap my H2O for H2SO4
Love this part of the programme it's absolutely hilarious 😆
Hugh Dennis is different gravy. Cracks me up everytime😂😂😂😂
26:50 i haven’t stopped thinking about this for 2 days now i keep laughing at the wrong times
4:03 killed me 😂😂😂😂
Ed's face change at 10:50
Dedicated to Charles Frosties
It is 3am and I'm trying to laugh and cry out loud.
"Hes working the fist, He's in a good position where hes comfortable. It looks like the contender is less so. Now for the power drive deep inside. The elbow action here is amazing. Devon Is still the World Arm Wreastling Heavy weight champion."
I really can't wait to visit my friend in London to go visit Tickety Ted
PLEASE make this into a family board game!
Hugh Dennis is so much funnier than everyone else
That jimmy Carr roast 😂👌
These always make my jaws hurt from smiling.
unlikely pick up line i got " will you be my girlfriend, i can't look after myself"
This exact video is in my recommended every day
Edit: every time I come on youtube
I’ve always wondered what the buzzer means
Perhaps yeah same :/ does anyone know what it means
@@kristinacintra4542 next
@@kristinacintra4542 I think it symbolises a point being given
13:15 why skip a milton clip
Psychology question: Oedipus killed his father and married his mother. What was his favorite lager?
I don't know. What's Oedipous' favourite lager?
@@_xV01Dx_ Hmm. Let's go with anything from De Struise Brouwers, because their lagers are for serious mother-f***ers.
Stella
@@Kill-Bill01: An answer so good it doesn't need a defense.
Arn't we lucky to have a plethora of quality talent.....
Should have gone to Specsavers..... 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
25:55 Before seeing the end of this joke, did anybody notice the editor cut to this view on everybody after every punchline?
BANGING BANGING BANGING BakeoFF BANGING AGAIN
Milton’s last joke 😂😂
Hugh and Ed MAKE this show
7:30 the truth
PYROCYNICAL WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
8:20 ᴡʜᴇᴇᴢᴇ
James's crime scene joke actually caused me to cry, oh my god.
James Acaster has some of the most ridiculous jokes. Robo Bongo Cuckoo Cop is probably one of his best
Get someone who looks at you the way James Acaster looks at Milton
Edit: Thanks for all the likes!
Aran Taylor I THINK you’ve just told me who my two favourites are. Thanks.