Mock the Week- The Best of Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 13)

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  • @dickydoes
    @dickydoes 4 роки тому +212

    For any Americans watching- this is the ‘British Humour’ that you keep asking about on Quora. Done by some of the best.

    • @therealxunil2
      @therealxunil2 2 місяці тому +1

      Quora? Who uses quora.

    • @dickydoes
      @dickydoes 2 місяці тому +2

      @@therealxunil2 That’s a stupid question, isn’t it?

    • @simonmilne8208
      @simonmilne8208 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@therealxunil2out dated American's apparently 😂

    • @andrewhinds6560
      @andrewhinds6560 2 місяці тому

      @@therealxunil2 I used to but there are too many morons on it.

    • @MarkHarrop63
      @MarkHarrop63 2 місяці тому

      Hmm . . this is relatively tame British humour. Often humorous, only occasionally hilarious.
      America has a huge range of comedy and methinx no lessons from us limeys required.

  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 5 років тому +119

    32:18 and this bit by Hugh Dennis “GET IN THE CAR YOU TWAT” 😂😂😂😂

  • @UKenn78
    @UKenn78 5 років тому +73

    From the makers of Timbukone...

  • @FinneousPJ1
    @FinneousPJ1 5 років тому +202

    Milton Jones' trailers are genius

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 4 роки тому +3

      Really? Because I made those same jokes when I was 7 years old.

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 4 роки тому +8

      @@shakesfirst2443 guess you were a genius

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 4 роки тому +1

      @@amneenja5720 No, I wasn't the only child too make those jokes.

    • @amneenja5720
      @amneenja5720 4 роки тому +3

      @@shakesfirst2443 sorry I can't understand you captain child genius can you put it into simple terms

    • @shakesfirst2443
      @shakesfirst2443 4 роки тому +1

      @@amneenja5720 Get a grown up to help you.

  • @aretorta
    @aretorta 4 роки тому +25

    I often come back to this video just to here Milton's jokes.

  • @197Tom
    @197Tom 4 роки тому +12

    Hugh Dennis Henry the eighth joke had me dying

  • @paulovinicius7052
    @paulovinicius7052 5 років тому +60

    My 5 y/o nephew: "So, is that the bald man who sends those evil men to beat up Spider Man?"
    I totally lost it.

  • @mahbub87hussain
    @mahbub87hussain 3 роки тому +3

    They way Dara belly laughs when the jokes hit right 🤣

  • @jesper90
    @jesper90 4 роки тому +6

    a little hung over and stressed about work, this was hilarious.

  • @kolio4917
    @kolio4917 5 років тому +49

    The smear test one was awesome

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 років тому +112

    Their lips passionately met.....
    *Then she closed her legs and crushed his sunglasses*

  • @jojokemp7370
    @jojokemp7370 5 років тому +29

    Milton Jones without a doubt most underrated comedian out there

    • @franklinnartz1381
      @franklinnartz1381 5 років тому +4

      How is he underrated, the audience starts to laugh even when he's just walking to the mic.

  • @carnold158
    @carnold158 5 років тому +189

    "Today's episode of Jeremy Kyle has just been cancelled."
    Uhh...

  • @francaperotti5934
    @francaperotti5934 3 роки тому +1

    That Papa joke was the funniest thing Josh has ever done

  • @matthewiles5714
    @matthewiles5714 5 років тому +5

    2:04 - A UKIP presentation - 101 Damn Asians.

  • @videorocketzmillar007milla5
    @videorocketzmillar007milla5 7 років тому +61

    Dara also looks like the dad in The Incredibles..

  • @harkerx9029
    @harkerx9029 4 роки тому +3

    I'm so used to seeing Susan Calman sitting down or stood next to Sandi that I didn't realise she was SO tiny

  • @fusionid6647
    @fusionid6647 4 роки тому +14

    36:54 Andy must be Kicking himself after what happened in 2019.

  • @zyanideow
    @zyanideow 4 роки тому +16

    32:18 when I'm trying to take my dog to the dog park

  • @hannahmcgahan8920
    @hannahmcgahan8920 5 років тому +15

    18:43 The best Ed Byrne joke I’ve heard on MTW 😂😂😂😂

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 5 років тому +7

      WELCOME BACK TO COOKING WHEN PISSED!!!

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому +5

      *_I want to see you shit in this bin_*

  • @davidmartin5483
    @davidmartin5483 4 роки тому +3

    The gates to the netherworld are opening.....suddenly my screen goes black and my you tube went down.....

  • @xXtheafroXx
    @xXtheafroXx 5 років тому +35

    14:58 that joke had me dying 😂

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 4 роки тому

      xXtheafroXx I don’t get it? ☹️

    • @sionedrohan6794
      @sionedrohan6794 4 роки тому

      @@HD-ko6ym I think a reference to fudge packing.

    • @HD-ko6ym
      @HD-ko6ym 4 роки тому

      Sioned Rohan oh i kinda get it..... nope. Thanks for replying though. I’m missing a crucial reference me thinks 😅

    • @sionedrohan6794
      @sionedrohan6794 4 роки тому

      @@HD-ko6ym fudge packing is a hilariously crude way of referencing male homosexual interaction.

    • @just_for_comments
      @just_for_comments 4 роки тому

      H D basically, the chocolate factory is his girlfriend’s ass

  • @juliejohnson2635
    @juliejohnson2635 2 місяці тому +2

    Acaster, what a nut. 😂

  • @ElGibby
    @ElGibby 4 роки тому +6

    8:41- Josh Widdecombe just likes to watch the world burn.

  • @lonnwy
    @lonnwy 5 років тому +3

    I wish that they would not put both of my favourite comedians on the same show, xxxx

  • @marvinndugwa4976
    @marvinndugwa4976 4 роки тому +6

    I don't know how I got here - and why I did not got here earlier I, so but I'll stay a li'll ♥

  • @reevethomas1083
    @reevethomas1083 5 років тому +9

    13:20
    FINALLY!!
    Someone who isn’t Hugh or Frankie crossing the line
    30:11
    Because who hasn’t ever thought of going motorboating

  • @gaming_noobs3823
    @gaming_noobs3823 4 роки тому +9

    “Unlikely lines from a thriller”
    Me: there’s monsters let’s NOT go that way or act big tryna save everyone 😂😂😂

  • @Parknest
    @Parknest 4 роки тому +5

    Frankie Boyle is missed but Hugh Dennis makes up for it. The chocolate factory one was hilarious.

    • @Parknest
      @Parknest 4 роки тому +1

      The chocolate factory is a reference to anal sex.

    • @busesinbathbristol5899
      @busesinbathbristol5899 4 роки тому +1

      @@Parknest Josh Widdicombe said the chocolate factory joke

  • @katiemcdonagh4048
    @katiemcdonagh4048 4 роки тому +7

    Not a good time to drink tea

  • @3blindhamsters
    @3blindhamsters 2 місяці тому

    Best laugh I've had for ages 🤣

  • @dylanhodgson7605
    @dylanhodgson7605 4 роки тому +14

    Wait Dara has legs?

  • @RedMartianSkylight
    @RedMartianSkylight 3 місяці тому

    They're all amazing, but my heart belongs to Sara Pascoe.

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade 4 роки тому +3

    15:06 I did not get it why that joke was banter to Romesh, captain please?

  • @martinnduati1132
    @martinnduati1132 4 роки тому +2

    Reminds me of 'Because You Said So' by Runo

  • @tallandhandsome29
    @tallandhandsome29 4 роки тому +1

    An ad after one minute...what are you like?

  • @leefriedman3067
    @leefriedman3067 29 днів тому

    24:06 you wanna fight about that with Ed, Beckett?

  • @alichinogaming6089
    @alichinogaming6089 5 років тому +17

    How does Hugh do THAT VOICE? :D

  • @dna7767
    @dna7767 5 років тому +8

    26:29 amazing

    • @9SmartSand6
      @9SmartSand6 4 роки тому

      Actually....kind of predictable. Really.

  • @ShaunRogue90
    @ShaunRogue90 4 роки тому +4

    That Oscar pistorius one in the first round is the first time I've openly laughed at Mock the Week since my early twenties. Just saying.

  • @itsmatt2105
    @itsmatt2105 8 років тому +16

    So what's the purpose of the buzzer?

    • @marklupont902
      @marklupont902  8 років тому +45

      it's just the host's way of saying "okay, I got the joke, now sit back down." Just a way of keeping the game going quickly.

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 3 роки тому +1

    35:29 Borris Johnson to a T lol

  • @adrianfox-kirk5271
    @adrianfox-kirk5271 4 роки тому +4

    why are some of the jokes cut off? There are several Sarah Pascoe jokes that you have cut out.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +1

      There's a reason for that.
      Her own material is shit.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 4 роки тому

      Agreed. There’s loads of them cut off. Pretty silly to upload an entire compilation of the series, and not upload it in its entirety.

    • @musefan12345
      @musefan12345 4 роки тому +1

      anonUK Sarah Pascoe has some great lines. However, regardless of people’s differing tastes, it’s stupid to cut certain parts of it. He does the same thing on his other vids as well

    • @davideunbekannt7726
      @davideunbekannt7726 29 днів тому

      She’s rubbish only on anything because of DEI

  • @RobertJonesWightpaint
    @RobertJonesWightpaint Рік тому +1

    Andy Parsons - genius.

  • @Rkenton48
    @Rkenton48 4 роки тому +11

    anyone else notice that the women seemed to have been edited out for the most part? We see them walking away from the microphone, but they weren't shown. hm...

  • @brian554xx
    @brian554xx 2 місяці тому

    I get hung up wondering how a lithium isotope would undergo neutron decay. Maybe if a silly pedant has a slightly positive chunk of neutronium.
    I've thought about this for far too long. If you understand and enjoy, please indicate that in some way.

  • @michaelwebb3613
    @michaelwebb3613 3 роки тому +1

    Hi, great shows! but when are we going to get some new ones? that also applies to the brilliant milton jones and Tim vine, Gary delaney. Yours MJ WEBB

  • @TBaroon
    @TBaroon 5 років тому +5

    7:33 haha 😂

  • @Angel-Adramelech
    @Angel-Adramelech 2 місяці тому

    Nothing has changed has it Heir Starmer

  • @Tildybean42
    @Tildybean42 5 років тому +9

    "From the makers of that sequel joke you heard a minute ago - Random stuff two!"

  • @matwalden6744
    @matwalden6744 4 роки тому +5

    how many bloody adverts csn you squeeze in. pratt.

    • @zee5697
      @zee5697 4 роки тому

      If you take the cursor to the last few seconds before the end and let the clip finish, click replay icon... all ads gone.

  • @adamrubinson6875
    @adamrubinson6875 4 роки тому +1

    3:50 lmao

  • @connor-ey3uh
    @connor-ey3uh 5 років тому +6

    36:40

  • @brandonmartin-moore5302
    @brandonmartin-moore5302 5 років тому +7

    Unless they've been edited out, it looks like many of the comedians just don't get a go.

    • @spencerblake5713
      @spencerblake5713 5 років тому +10

      It's been edited to only show the best bits

  • @graphyy
    @graphyy 8 років тому +18

    What would be sayin in ( UNLIKELY THINGS TO HERE IN MOCK OF THE WEEK ) or ( THINGS DARA WONT SAY)

    • @Harry-tj6bl
      @Harry-tj6bl 8 років тому +2

      HANT KONNELLY can you not comment the same thing 3 times

    • @lordeden2732
      @lordeden2732 7 років тому

      HANT KONNELLY the is no crap that Data won't say for money!

  • @adrianclarke6829
    @adrianclarke6829 5 років тому +4

    Great material but waaaay too many adverts. Cynical monetisation. Shame!

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Рік тому

    "Despicable Me 3" did not have Dara O'Briain in it. I is disappoint.

  • @AND-od5jt
    @AND-od5jt 3 місяці тому

    0:28 Was Andy Parsons joke really that bad that they had to cut it? He seems a bit angry at 0:37 judging by his face and hands...

  • @dark_dirttv7474
    @dark_dirttv7474 5 років тому +3

    36:55 random

  • @jasoncorr4619
    @jasoncorr4619 Місяць тому

    What was the princess monaco of Kent joke?

    • @edhoward-bearder3081
      @edhoward-bearder3081 Місяць тому +1

      It was a mistake Gary Delaney had made earlier in the show.. the rest were just taking this piss

  • @DingbatToast
    @DingbatToast 5 років тому

    How many ads! I don't think so

  • @paulharrison2557
    @paulharrison2557 2 місяці тому

    I think I'd have just gone and sat down after Hugh's customs officer joke. It's just downhill after that...

  • @Damien_Paxton
    @Damien_Paxton 4 роки тому +2

    32:13 Why is he running?

  • @BLEMFIDEM
    @BLEMFIDEM 4 роки тому +3

    Not cool having loads of gambling ads on your channel bro

    • @Breakfast_and_Bullets
      @Breakfast_and_Bullets 4 роки тому +8

      People don't get to choose what ads to show on their videos, Google picks them.
      They're based on the viewer's browser history. In this case, yours.

  • @GroovingPict
    @GroovingPict 4 роки тому +2

    actually Andy, the sun isnt massive enough to go supernova

  • @trekker3382
    @trekker3382 4 роки тому

    i don't get the chocolate factory (girlfriend dead against it) joke

  • @RebeccaFarquharson
    @RebeccaFarquharson 5 років тому +4

    Is it only me who thinks they are using canned laughter these days?

    • @nomore5668
      @nomore5668 5 років тому +3

      They do

    • @olscratch74
      @olscratch74 4 роки тому +2

      Most of these shows have live audiences, but the sweetening is still very apparent.

  • @GudderGames
    @GudderGames 4 роки тому +2

    they should get Jeff Ross on this show. He'd roast the hell out of England, the UK, or what ever else you want to call it.

  • @minibrudda7247
    @minibrudda7247 5 років тому +4

    I was the 880th like.

  • @iball310369
    @iball310369 5 років тому +4

    Milton Jones...... not my cup off tea.... nuff said!

    • @qlqnen
      @qlqnen 5 років тому +13

      Nor is spelling or punctuation. But thanks for airing your opinion that is worth precisely fuck all.

    • @nomore5668
      @nomore5668 5 років тому +6

      @@qlqnen Oh the irony...

    • @p.atrick.
      @p.atrick. 5 років тому

      @@nomore5668 how is that ironic-

    • @xxxrdc
      @xxxrdc 5 років тому

      @@qlqnen Brìtish humor, or humour...worth fuck all with a crumpet...asswipes laughing and clapping at high school toilet jokes
      Is it any wonder that the empire has vanished and London has a Muslim mayor?

    • @franklinnartz1381
      @franklinnartz1381 5 років тому

      ​@@p.atrick. Should be a comma, not a full stop, after punctuation.

  • @DaveyL1954
    @DaveyL1954 2 місяці тому

    I love these lefty comics. Aren't they excellent at the old lefty political jokes. I wonder if they're laughing now that STARMER if shafting everybody....even them.

  • @scottishjohn1
    @scottishjohn1 4 роки тому +3

    0:19 nothing worse than an American saying bollox

    • @ZoeSummers1701A
      @ZoeSummers1701A 2 місяці тому

      She’s thankfully not a dumb yank. Also, your misogyny is showing.

    • @PaulWinstanleyPhysio
      @PaulWinstanleyPhysio 2 місяці тому +1

      There's no American in the clip

    • @Eden_Laika
      @Eden_Laika Місяць тому +1

      It's spelled 'bollocks' and she's Canadian.

  • @Asad-mv2po
    @Asad-mv2po 7 років тому

    Lol

  • @archiebalachandran980
    @archiebalachandran980 5 років тому

    Sarah Pascoe and Andy Parsons, should never be back on this show 👍🏾

    • @barrywallace3840
      @barrywallace3840 5 років тому +2

      Andy Parsons was very hit and miss, Sarah Pascoe though you are right she is about as funny as coming home and seeing your missus getting tag teamed by the milkman and the plumber.

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 4 роки тому +1

      @@barrywallace3840
      No, there's far more humour in that than in anything Sarah Pascoe says.

  • @TheDarkestSmurf
    @TheDarkestSmurf 5 років тому +6

    Damn, I forgot how much I bloody hate Andy Parsons' cadence and delivery.

    • @engasal
      @engasal 5 років тому +1

      That stupid little turn when he's done, though. Walking away like the fart went too far

  • @oiooi6460
    @oiooi6460 25 днів тому

    A brilliant show ruined by tick box unfunny women and unfunny diversity quota fillers

  • @chinaman612
    @chinaman612 6 років тому +8

    How comes it's ok for the black bloke to make a racist joke?

    • @sidneysmooth
      @sidneysmooth 5 років тому +9

      ted lismore he's actually white he's just a really good actor.

    • @bec4259
      @bec4259 5 років тому +3

      Coz he’s black 😂

    • @qlqnen
      @qlqnen 5 років тому +8

      Holy false equivalency, Batman. As if the white comedians haven't done similar jokes on the show either.

    • @francaperotti5934
      @francaperotti5934 5 років тому +2

      If you want PC watch something to your taste.

    • @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234
      @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 4 роки тому

      And which was the racist joke you poor sUNsensative kite wunt?

  • @alexanderdelacruz9249
    @alexanderdelacruz9249 7 років тому +18

    I did not know this until recently, women makes bad comedians!

    • @cxitlynmsp7937
      @cxitlynmsp7937 6 років тому +1

      alexander dela cruz fuck you, we are funny. Funnier than men most of the time FUCKER 🖕🏻

    • @heart29100
      @heart29100 6 років тому +9

      cxitlyn? Msp i gotta admit. The only funny female comedians that come to mind are Katherine Ryan, and sarah millican.
      The redhead in the white and black flower T-shirt, and the blonde who kept asking about iraq , are not funny imo. But due to bbc and equality they have to put female comedians in, you know they're shit if most their jokes have to be saved by another comedian just so the show can move on instead of dwelling on the shit joke that barely none laughed at. Hugh, andy, Milton, and Dara usually end up saving the others when a joke fails, if milton and andy aren't on the show, it falls to Hugh and dara to save the others, sometimes one of the guests will save another , but usually falls to Hugh or dara's quick wit to save the jokes so people don't lose full interest.
      That is how you know a comedian is shit, or at least, shit for the show. If someone else has to keep saving jokes, the comedian being saved is probably shit, or at least shit for the show. If that makes sense.. Just my opinion ofc.

    • @edwardsmith7109
      @edwardsmith7109 6 років тому +12

      Any female comedian is better then Nish Kumar.

    • @videorocketzmillar007milla5
      @videorocketzmillar007milla5 5 років тому +2

      alexander dela cruz nope. U need to listen more then u will get it.

    • @qlqnen
      @qlqnen 5 років тому

      Women on this show often tell jokes exactly like the ones Frankie Boyle used to tell and every comment section is full of "women not funny, I miss Frankie". "Just my opinion", so don't tell me how I'm an asshole for saying an asshole thing because you might hurt my fee-fees, but hey, it's everyone else getting triggered and offended by the smallest things.

  • @chinaman612
    @chinaman612 6 років тому +2

    2 racist jokes

    • @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234
      @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 4 роки тому

      Which ones?

    • @tomtom21194
      @tomtom21194 4 роки тому +2

      That means frankie must have left the racist door around after he left

    • @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234
      @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 4 роки тому

      @@tomtom21194 what racist joke/s did Frankie B, make?

    • @tomtom21194
      @tomtom21194 4 роки тому

      @@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 i was referencing this ua-cam.com/video/fPx7CNT2aVs/v-deo.html

    • @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234
      @evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234 4 роки тому

      @@tomtom21194 thanx. That clarifies it, there were NO racist jokes, just fuckfards dribbling shit about someone they're jealous of.
      And racist door is nothing more than a joke term that was commandeered & used quite incorrectly. Same thing religious morons do. They see the leaves on trees in the valley below, but there's no wind in my cave, mmm what could cause wind down there but not up here in my cave? Eureka!
      It's god that caused the wind. Fictional but still causing flatulence.