Mock the Week S17 E11. Milton Jones, Geoff Norcott, Tom Allen, Ed Gamble, Zoe Lyons

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  • @9SmartSand6
    @9SmartSand6 4 роки тому +247

    I love it when Tom gets all wound up and starts ranting a story with essentially no punctuation. The child's birthday party story was epic.

  • @danwic
    @danwic 5 років тому +137

    I love milton's boris Johnson disclaimer "boris may have had too many smarties" lol

    • @julstereg1471
      @julstereg1471 5 років тому +4

      True story 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🤪🤪🤪

  • @markxist
    @markxist 6 років тому +287

    Ed Gamble's reaction to Milton's Ofsted joke is golden

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 4 роки тому +9

      When Ed scrunches his face when he laughs so that he looks a bit like a snarling tiger? Good stuff man

    • @taco8512
      @taco8512 4 роки тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @JG-vh1xc
      @JG-vh1xc 4 роки тому +2

      @@taco8512 the joke's at 27:17

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 3 роки тому +3

      Milton is golden.

    • @markxist
      @markxist 2 роки тому

      @Crazy Introvert T-Girl ofsted report on how good or bad a school is. If the headmaster is a neanderthal as per Jones' impression, it's the joke that the school has failed as a result

  • @Atalantea
    @Atalantea 6 років тому +369

    Tom and Zoe should always be on together.

  • @clearlycryptic
    @clearlycryptic 2 роки тому +7

    As someone on the other side of the world, I now understand far more about Brexit from watching this season of Mock The Week five years later, than I ever did from news coverage at the time

  • @sjinzaar
    @sjinzaar 6 років тому +382

    I like the way Tom Allen looks at the audience after he makes a joke and looks kind of pleased and surprised that they are laughing...

    • @chrishopkins209
      @chrishopkins209 4 роки тому +8

      Sjinzar Austin he’s sickeningly smug as well

    • @EleanorPeterson
      @EleanorPeterson 4 роки тому +6

      @@chrishopkins209- Hi, Chris! Yep. I'm sorry to say that I'm not a big fan of Tom's yet. Some guests are strictly solo stand-up performers (very good ones, too), but they're clearly a little insecure career-wise and have an ego that makes it hard for them to share an audience.
      Some of the regulars have gone beyond the "Look at me, I'm almost a minor celebrity!" stage and happily share the spotlight: they'll willingly feed their fellow professionals straight lines, knowing that they'll not get the laugh this time...
      Tom's too anxious that the camera's on somebody else.
      Michael McIntyre and Sarah Millican are both brilliant on their own, too, but I find it quite uncomfortable watching them in shows where they're amongst fellow comedians.
      Tom's clever and witty, but I think he likes to be completely in charge of proceedings, rather like Peter Kay and Lee Evans. (Lee is a holy terror to pin down if you've ever seen him interviewed on a chat show!)
      Dara has a really tricky job keeping things under control. Fortunately he's a master of stand-up himself and has no ego issues; I think he's a terrific host.
      I think Tom will mellow with time, but at the moment I'm not sure he's quite right for Mock the Week.
      Just my opinion... :-)

    • @ghostparty2062
      @ghostparty2062 4 роки тому

      @@EleanorPeterson iv never thought about it so in depth before but yeh im not a fan either

    • @sharonmullins1957
      @sharonmullins1957 3 роки тому +15

      @@EleanorPeterson WOW. A lot of personal issues? He is funny and that is his persona. Trying to become a psych major?

    • @TomQuick14
      @TomQuick14 3 роки тому +4

      @@EleanorPeterson I think you’re over analysing what is essentially part of his act with the whole arrogance and need for attention from everyone, if you watch any of his solo stuff it’s exactly the same

  • @KennethACrashwaggonMusic
    @KennethACrashwaggonMusic 6 років тому +486

    Credit to him, Tom Allen's rants are hilarious.

    • @Valdagast
      @Valdagast 6 років тому +28

      He's much better now. In the beginning, most of his jokes were basically "I'm gay."

    • @paulwalsh2344
      @paulwalsh2344 6 років тому +7

      Hmmmm... before even watching, I was thinking, "that's not likely", but I agree Tom Allen was genuinely really funny in this.

    • @krisinsaigon
      @krisinsaigon 6 років тому +4

      He is getting better

    • @jenisedai
      @jenisedai 6 років тому +2

      I started wondering, "I wonder what he says to his psychiatrist?" and by the end thought, "oh, that's it right there!"

    • @peterclark4685
      @peterclark4685 6 років тому +10

      Best in show. Though beating Milton for sheer wackiness takes some doing.

  • @aecides3203
    @aecides3203 5 років тому +62

    That was the PERFECT description of how I remember birthday parties, especially the part where the cake gets shoved into your gift bag because the parents have had enough of looking after 15+ kids (and I don't blame them).

  • @sfshinz
    @sfshinz Рік тому +39

    Tom Allen is a full generation younger than I am, and he described every kids’ Birthday party I ever endured. Got to think kids’ Birthday parties are still the same.

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 Рік тому +3

      He’s 19 years older than me and he described pretty much every kid’s birthday party _I_ ever endured! 😅

  • @Kristian_Jensen
    @Kristian_Jensen 3 роки тому +15

    Tom Allen imploding and exploding at the same time is priceless

  • @loritracy1385
    @loritracy1385 4 роки тому +33

    Big fan of Hugh. Such a quick, intelligent comedian. Stay safe. 😷

  • @DavieCalifornia
    @DavieCalifornia 6 років тому +217

    Hugh returns with Great God Imhotep! Now I'll wait here for Showaddywaddy and car insurance

    • @anonUK
      @anonUK 6 років тому +25

      He can't do Showaddywaddy- that's in the voice of Jimmy Savile.

    • @sarahkinsey5434
      @sarahkinsey5434 6 років тому +27

      And don't forget Sepladder

    • @elias_xp95
      @elias_xp95 6 років тому +3

      Showaddywaddy always makes me laugh

    • @lizpollock6534
      @lizpollock6534 5 років тому +6

      If you're waiting for the Jimmy Saville impression, you're going to be disappointed... :O

    • @jwvandegronden
      @jwvandegronden 5 років тому

      Same here!

  • @louise4c
    @louise4c 6 років тому +27

    The part about kids parties has me in stitches!! OMG every word was spot on from my childhood !!!!

  • @lisahenry20
    @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +59

    The birthday bit reminded me of a tumblr post which said out of context, the birthday cake process is kind of cult like, where people sit in the dark until an object on fire is brought in. They all chant together and at the end the object is extinguished. Then a knife is stuck into the object.

  • @Iroxinping
    @Iroxinping 6 років тому +308

    Tom Allen is getting better. Milton though is still a god.

    • @WeatherShine
      @WeatherShine 6 років тому

      Milton still a Sideshow Bob

    • @myrthorton4218
      @myrthorton4218 5 років тому +1

      Great job Tom!

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore 5 років тому +19

      Meh. Milton just does bits of his live act with very little relevance to the subject behind him. He *was* a comedy god a decade ago but he's in that mid-career rut most comedians go through. Allen is, like Nish Kumar, best when deviating from his "gay/brown people be like this, straight/white people be like that" schtick.

  • @TWX1138
    @TWX1138 6 років тому +60

    17:00 "Is it, 'what's a sad number of giraffes to see on an open-top bus?'"
    Now they're all looking at me strangely as I laugh maniacally, and I don't think I can rightly explain that...

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 4 роки тому +1

      Nothing for it but to embrace the Hawaiian shirts as your lords and saviours...

  • @annnee6818
    @annnee6818 5 років тому +32

    I'm usually so so on Tom Allen's style of comedy but in this one he's ON FIRE🤣

  • @boujinunu9609
    @boujinunu9609 4 роки тому +7

    How brilliant is Milton!!! How brilliant is Tom!!! Both on the same show? YAAASSSS!!

  • @staninjapan07
    @staninjapan07 6 років тому +10

    Many thanks from Japan.
    Another great episode.
    It seems to be less about the topical humour and more just about the humour sometimes, but every one's a winner!

  • @Windrunner007
    @Windrunner007 6 років тому +36

    I can always rely on Milton to make puns so good they make me angry.

  • @henrikhyrup3995
    @henrikhyrup3995 4 роки тому +38

    Tom Allen's rant sounded like him trying to cram a 15 minute routine into 3 minutes. :P
    Hilarious nonetheless.

  • @MissFotini
    @MissFotini 6 років тому +138

    Tom was on fire today. Killed me!

    • @ob2395
      @ob2395 6 років тому +3

      amphetamean-queen Oh sod off. Can’t I just not like a comedian without being accused of homophobia. Even bringing up his sexuality kind of makes you the person with the issues.

    • @MrBizteck
      @MrBizteck 6 років тому +7

      @@ob2395 calm down eddy boy.

  • @cameront011
    @cameront011 3 роки тому +47

    I love how Milton's team got none of the points but still won

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 роки тому +7

      Well, that's *ballance* innit?

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 2 роки тому +2

      The hate mail the Beeb would have got if Norcott had lost would have been quite a deluge.

    • @annother3350
      @annother3350 2 роки тому +2

      @@ThatCoalSoul Only because Norcott is unfairly hated upon

    • @thisravenhasflown010
      @thisravenhasflown010 2 роки тому +2

      Tell me you don't know winning means nothing without telling me you don't know winning means nothing. Dara has said that from the beginning. Its random.

    • @cameront011
      @cameront011 2 роки тому

      @@thisravenhasflown010 did i ever say that it was stupid

  • @RatelHBadger
    @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +33

    My god Toms birthday rant... that was a thing of wonder!

  • @greyjackal
    @greyjackal 6 років тому +32

    Tom's brilliant at his rants.

  • @goldencheese7247
    @goldencheese7247 6 років тому +61

    Tom Allen...still underrated. Should go to US. HE would break the bank.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname 5 років тому +5

    I love that they picked Milton and Tom, because their styles are so different!

  • @ashleighhaigh8795
    @ashleighhaigh8795 3 роки тому +6

    25:29 “Next it’s good morning north west, or, as it should be called, y’alright?”
    That made me laugh so much. As a Yorkshire person, it’s very accurate

    • @ashleighhaigh8795
      @ashleighhaigh8795 2 роки тому

      It’s just a common thing we say. Even to someone you do t know, it’s just “y’alright.” That might be the only thing you ever say to someone

  • @emilyjackson14
    @emilyjackson14 5 років тому +25

    Ed's reaction to Tom an Zoe at 23:44 was brilliant
    Edit: and 27:25

    • @Ethanolamine
      @Ethanolamine 4 роки тому

      The last one is actually quite scary

  • @janetalma
    @janetalma 6 років тому +6

    Thanks! I thought they were all good, but Tom was smashing it!

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 4 роки тому +8

    Boris Johnson in the wheat field looks exactly like Melissa Gilbert in the opening credits of Little House on the Prairie.

  • @joeortiz3455
    @joeortiz3455 3 роки тому +2

    Tom Allen should do documentaries he has a good voice for it

  • @Aqquila89
    @Aqquila89 6 років тому +26

    17:00 A surprisingly dark one from Milton...

    • @emordnilap4747
      @emordnilap4747 6 років тому +3

      That had me laughing. He has some dark jokes mixed in with his silly, and nonsensical ones. But you don't here them much when he isn't doing standup.

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 6 років тому +71

    First up to UpLoad MTW!!! Ovid Wins!!!!!! please collect your heaping piles of appreciation and gratitude from these comments. Thank You Very Much!!

  • @TheSuzberry
    @TheSuzberry 3 роки тому +15

    I’ve watched this several times and just now realized that Dara, a straight man, is explaining Grindr to Tom, a gay man.

  • @TheGreg_T
    @TheGreg_T 6 років тому +12

    Very strong episode this week! Much obliged!

  • @fionamurphy8615
    @fionamurphy8615 5 років тому +3

    Funny how Hugh confuses Prezzo with Zizzi’s in Salisbury, however 9(ish) months after there was another nerve agent scare in Salisbury in Prezzo...

  • @anndownsouth5070
    @anndownsouth5070 3 роки тому +5

    The Uber joke was spot on even in RSA.

  • @duxwontobey4887
    @duxwontobey4887 4 роки тому +11

    God watching this in 2020 really makes all of Geoff Norcott's "jokes" hit even less.

    • @CM_CM_
      @CM_CM_ 3 роки тому +1

      The Holly Willoughby will always be such a weird and seedy one, a couple of decades too old to be 'funny'

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 6 років тому +29

    I am a simple man... I see Milton Jones in the thumbnail, I click...

    • @thehellyousay
      @thehellyousay 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, 'cause being a simpleton is a clear point of pride, regardless of how funny the man actually is.

  • @patch3002
    @patch3002 3 роки тому +2

    it's hilarious watching this now and hearing them mention salisbury so much

  • @douglasshowler4168
    @douglasshowler4168 6 років тому +4

    funniest program on tv, thanks for uploading.

  • @Peskyphil
    @Peskyphil 6 років тому +11

    Omg the Chinese horse whispers got me i choked on my soft drink it went up my nose and i accidently breathed it in all at the same time

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 6 років тому +78

    9:06 "How do you hack Jacob Rees-Mogg?"
    Well, step one is you mug the town crier.

    • @markxist
      @markxist 6 років тому +1

      Genuinely funnier than anything they came up with!

    • @brandonmartin-moore5302
      @brandonmartin-moore5302 6 років тому +1

      This is much funnier that anything in the show.

  • @povedon56
    @povedon56 6 років тому +37

    Tom Allen is a hoot and a half...

  • @jellybeanguineapig
    @jellybeanguineapig 6 років тому +6

    the quality on this is great ty so much for the upload!!

  • @keithlambe211
    @keithlambe211 6 років тому

    Haven't seen this for years!thanks from Mauritius

  • @lemonielala3080
    @lemonielala3080 4 роки тому +2

    Captain Agriculture sounds like an interesting superhero tbh 🤔🌾🌾💥

  • @MartinMcMartin
    @MartinMcMartin 6 років тому +12

    I love Mock of the week lol

  • @niccolamachiavelli8094
    @niccolamachiavelli8094 4 роки тому +6

    With Bojo it was likely to be wild oats he's running through

  • @arbitrarystuff1229
    @arbitrarystuff1229 6 років тому +18

    Ed Gamble should become a regular. There used to be 5 + Dara

    • @ThatCoalSoul
      @ThatCoalSoul 2 роки тому

      I'm one of the many who believes he's on too often
      ...the fact I'm a hobbyist public comedian of at least 5 years is sheer coincidence in that matter.

  • @joegabba
    @joegabba 6 років тому +3

    Thank you, from Tennessee

  • @necronfluff
    @necronfluff 3 роки тому +3

    Roundy Roundy bally come back lmao

  • @malcolmdale9607
    @malcolmdale9607 8 місяців тому +1

    Milton Jones - always funny, never crude. Hugh Dennis sometimes funny, usually crude.

  • @mckracken9516
    @mckracken9516 6 років тому +8

    Spice girls, the magna Carta, and a jar of Marmite.... Sounds like a great night out.

  • @the10thmuffinmanold35
    @the10thmuffinmanold35 4 роки тому +4

    Who else had flashbacks when Tom talked about birthday parties.

  • @maddie_1122
    @maddie_1122 6 років тому +124

    No Ed Byrne? Shame.

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +21

      He should be a regular!

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 6 років тому +4

      I feel like he's on this quite frequently

    • @danwic
      @danwic 5 років тому +7

      No frankie Boyle either :(

    • @blainy-o93
      @blainy-o93 4 роки тому +9

      No I guess they wanted to take a Gamble on someone else.
      (silently gets coat and closes door)

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 Рік тому +1

    That immigrant/Uber joke was hilarious. So was the "doing other jobs when you have a deadline coming"🤣 Boris looks like he's in a "Little House on the Prairie" intro
    Tom is completely hilarious

  • @itudis9279
    @itudis9279 6 років тому +19

    If you look carefully, at 29:10, Geoff Norcott has the jokes written on his palms. That's why he kept looking at them all the time.

    • @leow3696
      @leow3696 6 років тому +1

      That, or he’s got disgustingly dirty/hairy hands.

    • @jayviescas7703
      @jayviescas7703 5 років тому +4

      I thought that was the rash from his masturbation cream.

    • @noddyz2795
      @noddyz2795 5 років тому +3

      Good spot!

  • @gamefreakforlife
    @gamefreakforlife 6 років тому +4

    Thanks man, just missed it on television in Belgium!

  • @DarkAnimeAngel2006
    @DarkAnimeAngel2006 6 років тому +4

    Aaand now I am listening to Stormzy "Big for your boots". XD

  • @gemstonerose4648
    @gemstonerose4648 6 років тому +76

    What's funny is there is a lesbian dating app called "Zoe" 😂

  • @sophtheowl6133
    @sophtheowl6133 4 роки тому +1

    I'm 15 and this was my childhood

  • @retnavybrat
    @retnavybrat 6 років тому +5

    Thanks for uploading!

  • @EM-ng7fp
    @EM-ng7fp 5 років тому +6

    Mock the week is soo Hugh Dennis, he doesn't even get mentioned in the title

  • @chenzenzo
    @chenzenzo 3 роки тому +3

    The baby doesn't just come out of the cup... 😂😂😂😂

  • @niwdooglliw
    @niwdooglliw 6 років тому +2

    10:19 I have never noticed that they all have notes until now.

    • @Tamashi88
      @Tamashi88 4 роки тому +1

      An episode or two before this Ed Gamble teased Dara about Brian Cox and Ed Burnes reacted by throwing his notebook at Gamble. It was very funny.

  • @user-zc8rc6xz4c
    @user-zc8rc6xz4c 6 років тому +22

    Love Tom Allen!

  • @carriemitch1
    @carriemitch1 6 років тому +5

    Thanks very much!!

  • @TheyCallMePhilip
    @TheyCallMePhilip 5 років тому +4

    Tom Allen was fantastic here.

  • @jenniferholden9397
    @jenniferholden9397 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for that Milton, never realised I was such a dreadful human being until you pointed it out.... a Lancashire lass.

  • @dancetweety10
    @dancetweety10 6 років тому +2

    Were that catchwords for jokes that were written on his hand 24:39 lol.

  • @cogidubnus1953
    @cogidubnus1953 6 років тому +1

    11:16 The following sketch is sheer brilliance...the absolute epitome of Parent-Terror...

  • @alecneate76
    @alecneate76 3 роки тому +1

    Tom Allen making middle class jokes like he isn't the picture of middle class himself

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 6 років тому +6

    This is the episode where the team on the right won every round but the team on the left won the show.

  • @1ListerofSmeg
    @1ListerofSmeg 6 років тому +2

    Thanks man!

  • @TheFtocFactor
    @TheFtocFactor 2 роки тому

    @7:40 I think that is the neatest I have ever seen Boris' hair.

  • @Laudon1228
    @Laudon1228 Рік тому

    Swing tennis sounds like it ought a combined invitational tennis tournament/key party. 😉

  • @simontitchmarsh3956
    @simontitchmarsh3956 4 роки тому +12

    LOL Geoff's comment about Brexit being 'just fine' hasn't aged well hahaha what a plank

    • @CM_CM_
      @CM_CM_ 3 роки тому +1

      His humour is so bizarre.Weird kicking his target audience down by supporting policies that would directly affect the middle and working class - not sure he's finding it so funny now paying additional % for foods/items/services no longer supplemented by the EU

  • @GoneCoastal86
    @GoneCoastal86 4 роки тому +32

    Geoff was so dull. I've literally never heard someone booed 4x on one episode!

    • @ThepPixel
      @ThepPixel 3 роки тому +3

      Hes funnier on other shows

  • @leanneblake4248
    @leanneblake4248 6 років тому +2

    Thank you heaps Cheers.

    • @loflobro
      @loflobro 5 років тому

      Leanne Blake - you’re welcome 😜

  • @pseudonayme7717
    @pseudonayme7717 6 років тому +20

    Milton Jones is epic, love that guy 😎

  • @VestigialHead
    @VestigialHead 5 років тому +3

    Hmm strange that Totem Tennis was sold as Swing Ball in the UK.

  • @LordAaronus
    @LordAaronus 6 років тому +4

    10:14 they missed a chance to say that's the sound for Muffler

  • @readventurekids
    @readventurekids 6 років тому +1

    Chinese horse whisperers gag .... so clever.

  • @moxgirl5
    @moxgirl5 6 років тому +4

    Tom Allen's stand-up was so funny xD Also, Dara: Who believes they have 1,000 siblings? Tom: Ohhhh, that bloke!!! xD

  • @miisaansaillusia7294
    @miisaansaillusia7294 Рік тому

    "How might a tosser say 5.30" 😂😂

  • @3DCGdesign
    @3DCGdesign 4 роки тому +4

    Tom's standup went well, so I thought Milton was in trouble, then he broke out the one-liners and I forgot anything that first guy said. XD Then he pulls that giraffe joke... boom!

  • @deadwombat
    @deadwombat 6 років тому +3

    Thanks from Oz

  • @williamdonaldson9813
    @williamdonaldson9813 2 роки тому +3

    Geoff Norcott - optimistic my hole.

  • @philbrown5786
    @philbrown5786 5 років тому +2

    How many times does Hugh Dennis look up at the screen does he keep forgetting what he's supposed to be joking about!!

  • @LUNE.44
    @LUNE.44 5 років тому +18

    And the caretaker has asked me to say
    Take care

    • @aemelnick
      @aemelnick 3 роки тому

      There's nobody like Milton.
      Thank goodness.

    • @MsSassygirl91
      @MsSassygirl91 Рік тому

      Aw god brilliant 😂

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 6 років тому +6

    There's something about Milton.

  • @johncunningham6928
    @johncunningham6928 2 роки тому +4

    5:47 In 2022... If only they'd known...

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 4 роки тому

    Miltons horse joke was the best

  • @Cygnus0lor
    @Cygnus0lor 4 роки тому +1

    Dara killing it in this one

  • @michaelharrison3602
    @michaelharrison3602 Рік тому

    I remember the little games with the ball bearing

  • @Madcapredcap
    @Madcapredcap 5 років тому +5

    A bridge. Sure. Someone tried that already, you know that? You can see the results up north of Bushmills in County Antrim. They call it the "Giant's Causeway". Didn't go over so well, did it?

  • @frankiegargoyle7783
    @frankiegargoyle7783 4 роки тому

    the big windmill joke was better than the audiance understood

  • @paulpalmer9660
    @paulpalmer9660 2 роки тому +5

    geoff norcutt-as funny as root canal work