Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 16 Cut)

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  • @SaintPhoenixx
    @SaintPhoenixx 3 роки тому +287

    "Now for the paper review, A4 STILL SMASHING IT."
    Kerry Godliman is a gem.

    • @mikefry4567
      @mikefry4567 7 місяців тому +1

      I'm normally not a fan of her blunt, cockney delivery.. but it worked perfectly for that line!

    • @oiooi6460
      @oiooi6460 2 місяці тому

      She wouldn't get on TV if it weren't for BBC obsession with tick box quotas. She is feebly unfunny

    • @ZoeSummers1701A
      @ZoeSummers1701A 2 місяці тому

      @@oiooi6460 Oh look. A misogynist.

    • @upnorth2421
      @upnorth2421 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@oiooi6460 or...maybe your sense of humour is lacking....

    • @oiooi6460
      @oiooi6460 Місяць тому

      @upnorth2421 no that's not it

  • @montsegur1985
    @montsegur1985 7 років тому +194

    “Love is blind, and so am I, so let me feel your face and make sure you’re not a munter.”
    I nearly wet myself

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below 6 років тому +301

    "Hey girl, you must be tired, because you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"

  • @jzsl.02
    @jzsl.02 3 роки тому +364

    "Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well hey, you're great just how you are" YES Milton!!! 🙌🏼✨

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  • @brentcrude8565
    @brentcrude8565 7 років тому +335

    "I like my women like I like my coffee...always getting my name wrong."
    Hahaha! James Acaster is so random sometimes, it's just genius.

    • @lukemills4594
      @lukemills4594 7 років тому +6

      It's not random though. I take it you didn't understand the joke?

    • @brentcrude8565
      @brentcrude8565 7 років тому +12

      No, I got the joke alright. Story of my life at Starbucks. :D
      I was referring to the way his mind works when approaching a topic. My kind of comedian.

    • @lukemills4594
      @lukemills4594 7 років тому +2

      Agree. Top comedian

    • @AECEntertainment
      @AECEntertainment 7 років тому

      Who comes on after that

    • @tomaxe387
      @tomaxe387 6 років тому +5

      His voice annoys the shit out of me 😂 shame cos his material is pretty funny

  • @BovinaSancta79
    @BovinaSancta79 6 років тому +230

    When Ed Burns did the "Random stuff with things" joke I laughed so hard I got a weeks worth of ab training LOL

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 Рік тому +2

      You really did get some core training

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn 8 місяців тому

      Basically the plot of every movie now.

    • @samprizeman4509
      @samprizeman4509 2 місяці тому

      @@TomFynnwtf?

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn 2 місяці тому

      @@samprizeman4509 "Random stuff with things" is basically the substance of every movie now.

  • @juliejohnson2635
    @juliejohnson2635 Рік тому +21

    Milton's bit about Nish almost made me spit out my drink.

  • @mmjackk667
    @mmjackk667 2 роки тому +18

    "Here we have a tiger, happily eating Frosties.
    Tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of our camera man Charles Frosties." :))))))))))) (James Acaster)

  • @RepellentJeff
    @RepellentJeff 29 днів тому +2

    “Release the leopard!”
    I choked on my coffee. 🤣

  • @jimmypee8404
    @jimmypee8404 Рік тому +18

    "Premature Ejac... oh, no." That is comedy gold, Hugh is a true genius.

  • @whatonearth9809
    @whatonearth9809 6 років тому +79

    “HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RETURNING OFFICER?” 😂😂😂

    • @MRR19
      @MRR19 3 роки тому +7

      @Martin Major Returning Officer here: I still haven’t got any messages

  • @VincenzoInfi
    @VincenzoInfi 6 років тому +241

    Rhys James is seriously underrated imo.

    • @JamieMellin3
      @JamieMellin3 4 роки тому +8

      Seriously! I’m surprised he hasn’t got on more of these type of shows

    • @zackel8869
      @zackel8869 3 роки тому +11

      Not wrong. And to think I’ve seen some fans comparing him to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.

    • @Czar_Dude
      @Czar_Dude 3 роки тому +5

      He’s a champions league winner too, is there anything he can’t do!

    • @JeremyForTheWin
      @JeremyForTheWin Рік тому +4

      ​@@Czar_Dudeget a drink without being carded, I'm guessing

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Рік тому

      Leans too heavily on crass, for my taste.

  • @TARDIStraveller96
    @TARDIStraveller96 6 років тому +340

    Ed saying 'I want to see you shit in this bin' for unlikely romance novel lines is possibly my favourite MTW moment ever

    • @aidangriffiths5075
      @aidangriffiths5075 3 роки тому +15

      Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the segment afterwards

    • @olavrell
      @olavrell 2 роки тому +23

      It does fill the criteria.

    • @davidmacey5096
      @davidmacey5096 3 місяці тому

      😢😢😊​@@aidangriffiths5075

  • @formulalyric3173
    @formulalyric3173 6 років тому +70

    Hugh standing there with a beard like a grizzled WW2 veteran.

  • @andyo5220
    @andyo5220 Рік тому +20

    Ed Byrne's bin gag is one of the best ever.

  • @georgeallport9159
    @georgeallport9159 7 років тому +250

    Hugh Dennis is still funny he's one of the reasons I watch these

  • @frutalse
    @frutalse 4 місяці тому +3

    the 10:25 chat up lines segment is arguably one of the strongest in the show's history

  • @markaous1212
    @markaous1212 6 років тому +22

    You had me at hello, which is why most of my friends think I’m a slag

  • @Ariurotl
    @Ariurotl 6 років тому +190

    RIP Charles Frosties

  • @maltaussie
    @maltaussie 6 років тому +257

    "You're father must have been a thief, and I'm gonna catch him if it's the last thing I do. You're father's going to prison"
    I think I nearly died.

  • @ac4th371
    @ac4th371 3 роки тому +72

    Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.

    • @terricathcart6219
      @terricathcart6219 Рік тому +2

      Milton.."was there any messages??" As a reply to...someone looking for the returning cop.(l'm from Las Vegas, Nevada and love this show!! And now it's over!!!)

    • @LoneKharnivore
      @LoneKharnivore Рік тому +2

      ​@@terricathcart6219 Returning officer. They're the official who announces the votes cast in an election.

    • @buzoff4642
      @buzoff4642 Рік тому +2

      Best joke by Milton, "...mass grave site...of snowmen...turns out it's a carrot field" had me chasing down his videos. A total off the wall scream, much like Steven Wright.

  • @neilbowers6956
    @neilbowers6956 Рік тому +11

    Unlikely Chat Up Lines "Nope, should have gone to Specsavers" that killed me. Hugh Dennis makes me laugh so much on this.

  • @TomStansfield
    @TomStansfield Місяць тому +2

    “It’s random things…. With stuff!” 😂😂😂😂

  • @suzieeeeeee
    @suzieeeeeee 6 років тому +50

    Pretty sure whatever chat up lines James Acaster used were probably ones he'd actually use 😂😂😂

  • @sunderlandtillidie5770
    @sunderlandtillidie5770 6 років тому +119

    Hugh Dennis is, by now, as important as Dara

    • @lizaspleasure8403
      @lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому +2

      He was important as dara in series 3

    • @dianapugh1534
      @dianapugh1534 4 роки тому +4

      Hugh Dennis is more important

    • @akerfeldt4068
      @akerfeldt4068 3 роки тому +2

      So consistently funny

    • @bmthsteve89
      @bmthsteve89 3 роки тому

      Could replace Dara with a Labrador and nothing would change…

    • @HutcH68
      @HutcH68 Рік тому

      2023 - Doesn’t matter anymore

  • @Thumbs81
    @Thumbs81 3 роки тому +34

    Any panel show I see I immediately count how many of the comedians have been on taskmaster

  • @jacky61006
    @jacky61006 6 років тому +72

    James Acaster.....a name to be remembered.

  • @OllerHaha
    @OllerHaha 2 роки тому +25

    "Birds of prey" is by far the funniest pun I've ever heard!

    • @goodiesguy
      @goodiesguy Рік тому

      Except it had been done decades earlier by the late great Benny Hill: ua-cam.com/video/4Wet1bWxFo8/v-deo.html

  • @rainylupin
    @rainylupin 6 років тому +147

    I love that when Hugh said "In a world where monkeys have given up tobacco" literally EVERYONE knew what the joke was going to be and yet it was STILL funny

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve Рік тому +60

    "Big Ben is the tower, not the clock. The clock's called 'Tickety Ted, the time-telling bitch.'" That one never gets old. 😄

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Рік тому +5

      The bell is called Big Ben.

  • @pizzabuster5588
    @pizzabuster5588 7 років тому +64

    "I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂

  • @terricathcart6219
    @terricathcart6219 Рік тому +9

    I love Milton...he's hylarious!!!! He brightens up my day when he's on!!

  • @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj
    @AndrewJohnson-oy8oj 5 місяців тому +2

    Kudos to Ed Byrne, I've watched this video about 20 times and his deliver still cracks me up.

  • @k4ty886
    @k4ty886 Рік тому +8

    2:34 that laughing to poker face from Ed Gamble was near chilling 😅

  • @evo_is_confused
    @evo_is_confused 4 роки тому +26

    It's funny how James Acaster and Hugh Dennis outshine everybody. Like everybody is bloody brilliant, but James and Hugh.

  • @laurencewhittingham6688
    @laurencewhittingham6688 3 роки тому +6

    So nice of people to write the subtitles in the comments for deaf people. What kind people

  • @djzio
    @djzio 2 місяці тому +1

    "I want to see you shit in this bin" has got to be the greatest line spoken on TV in all history

  • @ada4927
    @ada4927 6 років тому +40

    "I like my men like I like...women" FUCKEN GOLD!

  • @JL-wg8qe
    @JL-wg8qe 7 років тому +45

    James Acaster IS JUST QUALITY..I DIDNT LIKE GARY DELANEY AT FIRST BUT HE HAS GOT SOME TOP GAGS

  • @jameslittlemore313
    @jameslittlemore313 6 років тому +30

    My favorites of all time would have to be: Frankie, Hugh, Andy, James, Ed and Russell

    • @jameslittlemore313
      @jameslittlemore313 6 років тому

      Karl Papp The same way I feel about my life insurance

    • @lizaspleasure8403
      @lizaspleasure8403 4 роки тому +3

      FINALLY SOMEONE WHO RESPECTS THE TALENT OF ANDY PARSONS! #truefootballfan respect burton boy

    • @gracepuckey3090
      @gracepuckey3090 3 роки тому +2

      Which Ed?

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 2 роки тому

      @@lizaspleasure8403 I love Andy to

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 2 роки тому +1

      Mine are.
      Frankie, Hugh, Andy, Russell, Ed burns. But they are all great

  • @Bigkevy1970
    @Bigkevy1970 Рік тому +11

    James Acaster is so funny! Highly original and his facial expressions are priceless!

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop Рік тому +2

      I think you mean _The Pummeler_

  • @Blizzard0fOz93
    @Blizzard0fOz93 Рік тому +8

    why does Hugh always look slightly traumatized, with every joke? like, he's got that 1000 yard stare, every time he steps up to the microphone.

  • @XenilaVanilla
    @XenilaVanilla 2 роки тому +234

    Drinking game for you all: *take a drink every time you see Hugh go to button his jacket whilst at the mic*

  • @camerond.blackwell7493
    @camerond.blackwell7493 Рік тому +8

    Man, Nish's joke about the 2022 Fifa World Cup hits different now.

  • @agogobell28
    @agogobell28 7 років тому +76

    Rhys, Zoe, James, Ed, Kerry, and Hugh are the ones who make me laugh the most consistently.

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 2 роки тому +10

    9:22 "...and here we have two birds of prey. Or nuns as we call them."

  • @Walshy94
    @Walshy94 7 років тому +17

    James Acaster and Frankie Boyle on this at the same time would be EPIC :)

  • @sloppygamer1291
    @sloppygamer1291 3 місяці тому +2

    Some of my favourites:
    8:40 - 9:02 - 10:26 - 10:56 - 11:20 - 11:52 - 13:22 - 14:01 - 20:54 - 24:43 - 29:26 - 32:20 - 41:50 - 45:53 - 54:15 - 54:49 - 55:02 - 55:36 - 1:07:00

  • @AndroidGamesPlay
    @AndroidGamesPlay 7 років тому +25

    The Chat Up Lines was the best one by a stretch

  • @TheBenAlder
    @TheBenAlder 2 роки тому +13

    10:56 - Your father must be a thief…
    12:26 - Get some rest, lady!

  • @GamerGuyMatt1892
    @GamerGuyMatt1892 Рік тому +6

    Milton Jones is hilarious.

  • @MrKaywyn
    @MrKaywyn 2 роки тому +20

    Ed Gamble was a great addition to the show.

  • @Galvatron759
    @Galvatron759 6 років тому +42

    The question still remains, what truly became of the returning officer.

    • @davidranson3797
      @davidranson3797 Рік тому

      I left a message for him. He mustn't have received it.

  • @daveyfunk
    @daveyfunk Рік тому +11

    That awarding the 2022 World Cup to the Islamic State was nearly accurate haha

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Рік тому +7

    The funniest part is seeing Zoe losing it over in the corner trying hard not to piss herself 😂😂😂

  • @RichbUKDE
    @RichbUKDE 6 років тому +13

    Ellie Taylor has lovely pins.

  • @marnus234
    @marnus234 6 років тому +18

    If anyone can, Genghis khan is the best one

  • @87654321j
    @87654321j 3 роки тому +9

    The Scottish people have spoken
    Did anyone understand what they were saying 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @verdadeirocompulsivo1981
    @verdadeirocompulsivo1981 Рік тому +10

    Unlikely things to hear on a radio :
    Decent music and real news.

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 Рік тому +5

    “Sorry, has anyone seen the returning officer?”

  • @drasticwillb
    @drasticwillb 6 років тому +5

    Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial. "Now introducing our Milton Jones Hair (I Don't) Care products line."

  • @rachelblaquiere9134
    @rachelblaquiere9134 5 місяців тому

    "Oh yeah you can feel the Byrne" ... I've watched this compilation over and over and only just got it

  • @neilfleming2787
    @neilfleming2787 Рік тому +2

    that last line from Milton....stunning

  • @FrankFurther
    @FrankFurther Рік тому +3

    BANGING. BANGING. BANGING. BAKE-OFF. THEN BACK TO BANGING AGAIN

  • @tylergriffin6062
    @tylergriffin6062 5 років тому +2

    We were shown things you didn't hear during the election in my english class to learn about satire comedy, I love my teacher do much 😂😂

  • @josieclarke8197
    @josieclarke8197 5 років тому +27

    James is so funny! “I will deliver you a hard brexit! Unless you’re not in, then I’ll give it to your neighbor. Which is Europe. Should have thought that through!”

  • @chrishewlett9490
    @chrishewlett9490 7 років тому +41

    sounds exotic turns out hes just a bloke lol

  • @ts25679
    @ts25679 7 років тому +56

    Gap year detective sounds like fun

  • @YuriNator557
    @YuriNator557 7 років тому +269

    James Acaster and Ed Gamble are saving Mock the Week tbh lol

    • @mindlessgonzoalt
      @mindlessgonzoalt  7 років тому +80

      Give Hugh credit, he's trying his damnest, too.

    • @YuriNator557
      @YuriNator557 7 років тому +41

      hey, i'm not saying he isn't, and hugh is better than both of them
      we all know that hugh basically carries it

    • @thesurgeon6473
      @thesurgeon6473 7 років тому +25

      idiot42 - Dunno about Gamble. Acaster is one of my favourites but Milton is just something else. And Kerry Godliman (think that's her name) is wonderful too

    • @megamegacoolman
      @megamegacoolman 7 років тому +11

      Rhys James is pretty decent too.

    • @jamesl8640
      @jamesl8640 7 років тому +20

      I quite like Nish and Rommesh. Hugh carries the show. Dara is also good. I think they should have people on the show because they're funny not because they have to have at least one one liner and one woman.

  • @joemonty2760
    @joemonty2760 7 років тому +14

    Give Rhys James more future shows!

  • @TheMattew777
    @TheMattew777 6 років тому +36

    Watching this video, I didn't laugh once.
    I laughed a lot more than that.

  • @zoeingram4899
    @zoeingram4899 7 років тому +14

    honestly I'm in an office in silence and I watched it all while not laughing and I'm dying - I need to laugh seriously help#!!!

  • @joeking1584
    @joeking1584 Рік тому +9

    "I do NOT make U-Turns. But more importantly: I DO make U-Turns."
    That was quite the U-Turn....

  • @jwvandegronden
    @jwvandegronden Рік тому +5

    49:33 James Acaster is one of the few worthy successors of Frankie Boyle; at least as unpredictable with spot on delivery! Tickety Ted the time-telling bitch somehow is the funniest line of this entire hour!

  • @edwardharriss1463
    @edwardharriss1463 5 років тому +13

    42:49 "Pepsi, it'll do" XD classic

  • @PM_VA
    @PM_VA 5 місяців тому

    I like how whenever Ed Gamble steps up to the mic, he stares into your soul.

  • @LoneKharnivore
    @LoneKharnivore Рік тому +4

    47:00 Ah yes, the "Ellie Taylor's got her legs out so let's put her in every fucking shot" episode.

  • @richardt.4224
    @richardt.4224 4 місяці тому

    What a program, so much better than our "7 Days" program here in New Zealand. lol.

  • @joesalkeld3472
    @joesalkeld3472 7 років тому +7

    I have gone 18 years of my life without having the ending of the sixth sense spoiled and then FUCKING ED BYRNES comes along. GOD DAMMIT

    • @daneenmurf1043
      @daneenmurf1043 11 місяців тому

      Wait till i tell you about The Crying Game

  • @NygaardBushcraft
    @NygaardBushcraft 3 роки тому +3

    Celestial bodies with enough mass can litteraly warp light. This is the only reason we can see the sign behind Daras head.

  • @randyschwaggins
    @randyschwaggins Рік тому +2

    I'd love to drop 90s Frankie Boyle into this and watch the carnage...😂

  • @phunkymind23
    @phunkymind23 Рік тому +26

    So, I guess it doesn't matter if Frankie is no longer on the show. It's still hilarious, regardless.

    • @mustafabrennpaste6521
      @mustafabrennpaste6521 Рік тому +1

      You realised that a month ago? You,must be living on the moon.

    • @phunkymind23
      @phunkymind23 Рік тому +1

      @@mustafabrennpaste6521 I always knew, but I thought I’d talk sense into some potentially disgruntled fans.

  • @Harry-tj6bl
    @Harry-tj6bl 7 років тому +67

    I actually fucking love James acaster

  • @melvsummit2367
    @melvsummit2367 7 років тому +12

    Enjoyed every minute. 😂😂😂

  • @KaiserRika
    @KaiserRika 6 років тому +5

    I really need to see Random Things With Stuff

  • @theunknownstuntman4010
    @theunknownstuntman4010 Рік тому +2

    James Acasters mind is wired up in a strange way, good but strange

  • @AlanMchugh-zj7nh
    @AlanMchugh-zj7nh Рік тому +1

    take a drink every time Hugh says shewady shewady haha

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 7 років тому +5

    one of the BEST Saturday Morning Cartoon Shows....on SUNDAY!!!! thanks for all your cut and paste , it looks great on my screen !!

  • @bobalinx8762
    @bobalinx8762 6 років тому +6

    Rejected Exam Questions:
    "Practical Exam.
    Rock, paper scissors!"

  • @followtheboat
    @followtheboat Рік тому +1

    Ed Byrne - the unsung hero of MTW.

  • @nopenotmeunuh
    @nopenotmeunuh Рік тому +2

    Not gonna lie... I would not mind "feeling the Byrne"... 😏

  • @BefuddledGentleman
    @BefuddledGentleman 3 роки тому +16

    James's semen joke is still perhaps my favourite ever from scenes we'd like to see. Cracks me up every time!

  • @uhidkwhatishouldputthisas8383
    @uhidkwhatishouldputthisas8383 6 років тому +13

    "Do you want, plump, fuller lips? Try a nut allergy."
    5:07

  • @benantell5452
    @benantell5452 6 років тому +26

    Milton Jones is the only one that doesn't do kaka jokes... I like his work, he really thinks.

    • @biggusdickus5986
      @biggusdickus5986 Рік тому

      He's a practising Christian and tries to keep it fairly clean

  • @Ram92026z
    @Ram92026z 5 років тому +4

    THese guys are so frikkin' brilliant! I am dying laughing here. The best bloody show on earth. These guys are just frikkkin' geniuses!

  • @dotdotdot...176
    @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +5

    "I like my men like I like... women." 💀

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin 3 роки тому +1

    That redhead, though... omg I'm rolling!

  • @josephwear9572
    @josephwear9572 4 роки тому +5

    37:23 wow even a fly has joined the fun!

  • @jacobmutti1528
    @jacobmutti1528 7 років тому +10

    I can't breathe because of this. thank you so much for making my day!😂😂😂😂

  • @donparker4521
    @donparker4521 Рік тому +1

    Charles Frosties, we hardly knew ya!