Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 16 Cut)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- Holy shit, another one, started at the night of the surprise general election for Great Britain back in mid-June, with a usual break in the middle. The first episode was even deemed Election Special.
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“HAS ANYONE SEEN THE RETURNING OFFICER?” 😂😂😂
@Martin Major Returning Officer here: I still haven’t got any messages
James Acaster.....a name to be remembered.
Pure class would love to see him live
RIP
You have got to be JOKING
“Love is blind, and so am I, so let me feel your face and make sure you’re not a munter.”
I nearly wet myself
"You're father must have been a thief, and I'm gonna catch him if it's the last thing I do. You're father's going to prison"
I think I nearly died.
What a guy
You had me at hello, which is why most of my friends think I’m a slag
the 10:25 chat up lines segment is arguably one of the strongest in the show's history
"Big Ben is the tower, not the clock. The clock's called 'Tickety Ted, the time-telling bitch.'" That one never gets old. 😄
The bell is called Big Ben.
Any panel show I see I immediately count how many of the comedians have been on taskmaster
2:34 that laughing to poker face from Ed Gamble was near chilling 😅
Drinking game for you all: *take a drink every time you see Hugh go to button his jacket whilst at the mic*
now i can't unsee it! 🤣
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Or when he starts with "Well...".
And looks at the screen when finished
who...at...efrs...tare you talkin a BOOT ?
I DID IT
HICK!
9:22 "...and here we have two birds of prey. Or nuns as we call them."
Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.
Rhys, Zoe, James, Ed, Kerry, and Hugh are the ones who make me laugh the most consistently.
Which ed
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Milton Jones is hilarious.
Ed Gamble was a great addition to the show.
That awarding the 2022 World Cup to the Islamic State was nearly accurate haha
Man, Nish's joke about the 2022 Fifa World Cup hits different now.
The funniest part is seeing Zoe losing it over in the corner trying hard not to piss herself 😂😂😂
To to love Milton jones
Got
Give Rhys James more future shows!
honestly I'm in an office in silence and I watched it all while not laughing and I'm dying - I need to laugh seriously help#!!!
James Acaster and Frankie Boyle on this at the same time would be EPIC :)
The question still remains, what truly became of the returning officer.
I left a message for him. He mustn't have received it.
If anyone can, Genghis khan is the best one
49:33 James Acaster is one of the few worthy successors of Frankie Boyle; at least as unpredictable with spot on delivery! Tickety Ted the time-telling bitch somehow is the funniest line of this entire hour!
Enjoyed every minute. 😂😂😂
I actually fucking love James acaster
RIP Charles Frosties
52:02 is such an underappreciated joke.
47:00 Ah yes, the "Ellie Taylor's got her legs out so let's put her in every fucking shot" episode.
Hugh is very funny..and l saw him on "Midsomer Murders."
Love Dara, too. Very funny.😮5
What a program, so much better than our "7 Days" program here in New Zealand. lol.
James's semen joke is still perhaps my favourite ever from scenes we'd like to see. Cracks me up every time!
Do you have timestamp?
@@gracepuckey3090 1:00:17
So, I guess it doesn't matter if Frankie is no longer on the show. It's still hilarious, regardless.
You realised that a month ago? You,must be living on the moon.
@@mustafabrennpaste6521 I always knew, but I thought I’d talk sense into some potentially disgruntled fans.
Vince Cable sitting on a table
We've Run Out of Chairs !
I like how whenever Ed Gamble steps up to the mic, he stares into your soul.
Can't find fingerprints.... don't think the killer had hands. Oh yes sarge. Could have been wearing gloves.
Funny man, that Acaster.
Thanks very much! - frankly, i'm embarrassed to have the same surname as this unfunny weed.
@@LukasOfTheLight Never said I was, the point is, I am not on your TV pretending to be a comedian am I ? FFS!!
matt acaster piss off
matt acaster he’s not pretending he’s funny
Steven Bailey you’d be better
I think I laughed more at the titles in the background than I did Nish.
"Coming up whilst coming up, that's coming up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not gonna lie... I would not mind "feeling the Byrne"... 😏
Milton is the best.
I miss this show, and will keep saying that until the bloody bastard BBC brings it back.
And it took me an embarrassingly long time to get the Indian elephant joke.
Vince Cable sittin’ on a table!
Oh, and Felicity was so good for the first time on the show!
THese guys are so frikkin' brilliant! I am dying laughing here. The best bloody show on earth. These guys are just frikkkin' geniuses!
8:57 a wild james appears
My ideal line up from this season:
Hugh, Ed Byrne, Milton
Kerry, Zoe, Angela
I like the one about the legs
"I am not an elephant."
i'm still waiting for my white privilage to come :(
I tapped out at plumber with a shoe.. lmao
No wonder the Tories got mock the week axed
I actually really like Ed Gamble
Episode 1 was the worst episode I've ever seen. Episode 2 was the best episode I've ever seen.
I love Ed Gamble
British shows r better than US's thanks 4 the laughs England
Can always rely on Nish Kumar to ruin one of these sections
I'm not sure if I can go on a trip to the UK anymore because I have an unbearable urge to shout obscenities at tickity Ted for any inconvenience involving time. I literally want to say it currently when im late and I live in Arizona so I don't even have a good reason for shouting at my phone in public.
22:30 This shouldn't bother me as much as it does, but Charles I's parents both died long before the Civil War.
I want to like her but I find Angela Barnes painfully unfunny
She was really overused in this season.
Spoiler alert : the weather is always a surprise.
Yes, we Khan.
1:03:12 wow
45:52 - Original Source Mint Shower Gel
Is it just me or are the new Scenes We'd Like to See a showcase of tortured puns?
It gradually worked it's way through, as opposed to insanely questionable suggestions Frankie Boyle did that made the censors fearful with dread.
13:00 originally miles jupp
her legs!
Just the thought I had watching it
Which one?
Oh don’t worry I saw it
I thought he said saving private hymen 🤭😁🤭
May I have that couple of hours Tiff?
"random things with stuff" :P
Can someone tell me when they say think thing about Danny Dyers longest dogs
Anyone else find nish kumar not funny?
Tat is a poorly phrased question. Does anyone find him funny?
Yes, I don't find him not funny. 😂
Wrong but…., ooooooooh Zoe Lyon’s
Sorry Hugh, it's not really the English we Scots hate, it's Westminster.
Wheres Wally jokes never stop being funny, just when you think you've heard the last one !
quicker2006 Yeah, I hear he's good at hide and seek.
quicker2006 they're hard to find though.
like a needle in a haystack!
I can't find any!
You know why wally wears a striped jumper? Because he doesn't want to be spotted...
RIP Charles Frosties
That’s why they named a cereal after him
Clever
"Hey girl, you must be tired, because you look real tired. Get some rest, lady!"
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"I want to see you shit in this bin" 😂😂😂
Spat my beer all over my monitor when I first saw that one
When Ed Burns did the "Random stuff with things" joke I laughed so hard I got a weeks worth of ab training LOL
You really did get some core training
Basically the plot of every movie now.
@@TomFynnwtf?
@@samprizeman4509 "Random stuff with things" is basically the substance of every movie now.
Rhys James is seriously underrated imo.
Seriously! I’m surprised he hasn’t got on more of these type of shows
Not wrong. And to think I’ve seen some fans comparing him to Aaron Wan-Bissaka.
He’s a champions league winner too, is there anything he can’t do!
@@Czar_Dudeget a drink without being carded, I'm guessing
Leans too heavily on crass, for my taste.
"Now for the paper review, A4 STILL SMASHING IT."
Kerry Godliman is a gem.
I'm normally not a fan of her blunt, cockney delivery.. but it worked perfectly for that line!
She wouldn't get on TV if it weren't for BBC obsession with tick box quotas. She is feebly unfunny
@@oiooi6460 Oh look. A misogynist.
@@oiooi6460 or...maybe your sense of humour is lacking....
@upnorth2421 no that's not it
Hugh standing there with a beard like a grizzled WW2 veteran.
"I like my women like I like my coffee...always getting my name wrong."
Hahaha! James Acaster is so random sometimes, it's just genius.
It's not random though. I take it you didn't understand the joke?
No, I got the joke alright. Story of my life at Starbucks. :D
I was referring to the way his mind works when approaching a topic. My kind of comedian.
Agree. Top comedian
Who comes on after that
His voice annoys the shit out of me 😂 shame cos his material is pretty funny
Ed saying 'I want to see you shit in this bin' for unlikely romance novel lines is possibly my favourite MTW moment ever
Couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the segment afterwards
It does fill the criteria.
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"Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well hey, you're great just how you are" YES Milton!!! 🙌🏼✨
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Love how the crowd laugh at Milton Jones before he even says anything.
Milton.."was there any messages??" As a reply to...someone looking for the returning cop.(l'm from Las Vegas, Nevada and love this show!! And now it's over!!!)
@@terricathcart6219 Returning officer. They're the official who announces the votes cast in an election.
Best joke by Milton, "...mass grave site...of snowmen...turns out it's a carrot field" had me chasing down his videos. A total off the wall scream, much like Steven Wright.
Hugh Dennis is still funny he's one of the reasons I watch these
Rhys James is great as well!
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Pretty sure whatever chat up lines James Acaster used were probably ones he'd actually use 😂😂😂
"Here we have a tiger, happily eating Frosties.
Tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of our camera man Charles Frosties." :))))))))))) (James Acaster)
Hugh Dennis is, by now, as important as Dara
He was important as dara in series 3
Hugh Dennis is more important
So consistently funny
Could replace Dara with a Labrador and nothing would change…
2023 - Doesn’t matter anymore
It's funny how James Acaster and Hugh Dennis outshine everybody. Like everybody is bloody brilliant, but James and Hugh.
sounds exotic turns out hes just a bloke lol
Milton's bit about Nish almost made me spit out my drink.
I love that when Hugh said "In a world where monkeys have given up tobacco" literally EVERYONE knew what the joke was going to be and yet it was STILL funny
Gap year detective sounds like fun
The Scottish people have spoken
Did anyone understand what they were saying 😂🏴
10:56 - Your father must be a thief…
12:26 - Get some rest, lady!
"I like my men like I like...women" FUCKEN GOLD!
The Chat Up Lines was the best one by a stretch