Mock The Week: Scenes We'd Like To See (Series 19)

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  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 3 роки тому +1365

    I like that a lot of Hugh's jokes are quite dark but then he randomly throws in one which is utterly silly. Catches me unawares and has me laughing my socks off every time 😁

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +108

      I would say he predominantly does silly jokes -- that's his humour! It's the dark ones that have me laughing my socks off because usually they're completely out of nowhere!!! 😂

    • @larawabsie
      @larawabsie 3 роки тому +30

      14:24 “ I will be *skipping* “ his facial expressions though 😂😂

    • @atomiccritter6492
      @atomiccritter6492 3 роки тому +16

      I think Hugh is the best actor in these bunch of standups

    • @brendanm6921
      @brendanm6921 3 роки тому +10

      @@atomiccritter6492 He does also do a fair bit of acting work so that makes sense.

    • @brendanm6921
      @brendanm6921 3 роки тому +8

      Watch him on Taskmaster and you'll see how borderline psychotic his mind really is. "Scissors, please."

  • @tracyrreed
    @tracyrreed 2 роки тому +437

    The absolute silence from the audience at "rye and air" was absolute gold! That's what I call a successful failure and needs to be in any Hugh Dennis "best of".

    • @nicperrott3560
      @nicperrott3560 2 роки тому +16

      I have replayed that moment about 20 times now - absolutely phenomenal

    • @turtlesandwich77
      @turtlesandwich77 2 роки тому +7

      I think they just accidentally had the audience on mute for a second

    • @nulano
      @nulano Рік тому +10

      2:19 for anyone wanting to hear it again.

    • @michelleresistance
      @michelleresistance Рік тому +1

      I thought it was funny 😂

    • @Matty6447
      @Matty6447 Рік тому +4

      @@turtlesandwich77nah just nobody understood it at first that’s why he explained it

  • @lynnedelacy2841
    @lynnedelacy2841 2 роки тому +158

    Ed’s ‘cooking while pissed’ is hilarious I love it

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Рік тому

      Yeah, I used to like him when he was bullied lol.
      Now I can't stand him. He became a Frankie Boyle with bad glasses lol.
      Check your sights.. 🖕🏻👋🏻

  • @Minabezerai
    @Minabezerai 3 роки тому +655

    Rye and Air still gets me!

    • @spamhere1123
      @spamhere1123 3 роки тому +38

      That's good, because the audience didn't get _it_ for a good 5 seconds, lol.

    • @jamesflynn4951
      @jamesflynn4951 3 роки тому +40

      It's the fact he had to explain it.
      The only way it could be better is if Milton Jones was there laughing in that awkward silence because he got it.

    • @allgreatfictions
      @allgreatfictions 3 роки тому +8

      I can't stop listening to the "Classic good cop, dad cop" joke.

    • @jonblackk
      @jonblackk 3 роки тому +2

      @@jamesflynn4951 that would have been awesome. And you know that's Milton's territory

    • @jonblackk
      @jonblackk 3 роки тому

      @@jamesflynn4951 that would have been awesome. And you know that's Milton's territory

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +472

    Can they just greenlight "Cooking While Pissed"? I'd watch the shit out of that show.

    • @xtheamazingax
      @xtheamazingax 3 роки тому +4

      Same here!

    • @atomiccritter6492
      @atomiccritter6492 3 роки тому +11

      Keith Floyd got there first years ago

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +7

      @@atomiccritter6492 Did he say "I'd watch the SHIT out of that show!"

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +10

      @@Psiberzerker He’d also watch the spinoff “Let’s cook the SHIT out of this dinner!”

    • @Psiberzerker
      @Psiberzerker 3 роки тому +1

      @@kylestubbs8867 Sounds like a real shitshow.

  • @ShelleyTemplar1986
    @ShelleyTemplar1986 3 роки тому +261

    LOVE the return of Cooking While Pissed XD

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +32

      It's always the best when running jokes make a comeback in later seasons! - Private Browsing

    • @thenameisgsarci
      @thenameisgsarci 3 роки тому +4

      Yes! :D

    • @melliferou
      @melliferou 3 роки тому +8

      Private Browsiiiing

    • @iotaplays
      @iotaplays 3 роки тому +3

      @@melliferou Private browsing has seen too much

    • @susannamarker2582
      @susannamarker2582 3 роки тому

      Best programme on the telly.

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 3 роки тому +103

    I love "Cooking when Pissed." Its my favorite show to watch at 3am

  • @TriploGoofus
    @TriploGoofus 3 роки тому +862

    I love how genuinely enthusiastic Angela gets about other people's jokes. There's a woman who loves her job, and she's damn good at it too.

    • @richieNL1
      @richieNL1 3 роки тому +58

      Yeah, shame she isnt funny herself.

    • @LednacekZ
      @LednacekZ 3 роки тому +36

      She loves to laugh. Sadly her job is to make us laugh. Damn close, but not a good entertainer.

    • @kazuya9288
      @kazuya9288 3 роки тому +17

      She is a nasty little neo liberal and completely unfunny

    • @TriploGoofus
      @TriploGoofus 3 роки тому +124

      @@kazuya9288 thanks you guys. Your expert and objectively apolitical opinions have completely convinced me. Great talk.

    • @Karu_TC
      @Karu_TC 3 роки тому +68

      I find myself cackling at her a lot so clearly she's good at making some people laugh :/

  • @Kiárán92
    @Kiárán92 3 роки тому +414

    Ed Bryne deserves a regular spot on this show.

    • @myrixica4222
      @myrixica4222 2 роки тому +41

      Along with COOKIN WHILST PISSED!

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 2 роки тому +16

      'Cooking while pissed' is an excellent show.
      So many great ideas. Lol

    • @Walls2008
      @Walls2008 2 роки тому +13

      @@Tht1Gy Along with SELL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HOUSE

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 2 роки тому +1

      @@Walls2008 Yup!

    • @MJAY-N7129
      @MJAY-N7129 2 роки тому +1

      AMEN, I completely agree

  • @z3r0t0l3r4ns
    @z3r0t0l3r4ns 3 роки тому +209

    Hugh Dennis is a fucking legend.

  • @SimonWitt
    @SimonWitt 3 роки тому +321

    Ed was outwardly livid about Hugh's lighthouse joke, but inside he was giving a standing ovation and punching himself in the balls for not thinking up such a fine pun himself

    • @samfisher6606
      @samfisher6606 3 роки тому +5

      Timestamp?

    • @SquabblnDuck
      @SquabblnDuck 3 роки тому +1

      @@samfisher6606 45.25

    • @boomerrob9223
      @boomerrob9223 3 роки тому +3

      I suspect some back story there.....

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 2 роки тому

      You got that right!

    • @Tht1Gy
      @Tht1Gy 2 роки тому +2

      No, he's right. It's at 45:24.

  • @Dylzhaar
    @Dylzhaar 3 роки тому +205

    I would watch Ed Byrne's Nature documentary

    • @kwanarchive
      @kwanarchive 3 роки тому +1

      Look for "boston sunfish".

    • @Tech101yt
      @Tech101yt 3 роки тому

      Ryan air.

    • @susanjewitt8783
      @susanjewitt8783 2 роки тому +2

      Dylzhaar. Yes they need to commission Ed Byrne's nature documentary and of course a must watch, Ed cooking when pissed.

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 2 роки тому +44

    45:23 I love how they all start steeling each others material as a form of ribbing. Hugh is just amazing, love this guy. Legend. Most if not all of his jokes end up being laugh out loud moments

  • @putrijoyceirawati2638
    @putrijoyceirawati2638 3 роки тому +78

    24:50 that still gets a big laugh out of me 🤣🤣 the way Ed says "grey faced twat" with such conviction

  • @greg_216
    @greg_216 3 роки тому +140

    44:20 is brilliant. The camera's framing is what makes the joke work. It wouldn't be nearly as funny in front of a studio audience.

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +20

      You're right! But I would've loved if the camera had followed him on the way down and ruined the joke completely. 😂

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +1

      Someone on Whose Line actually _did_ do it in front of an audience. Look up “World’s Worst (outtake from news/documentary)”

    • @UnsoberIdiot
      @UnsoberIdiot 3 роки тому

      How on earth did you make 40 minutes of this shite?

  • @thisravenhasflown010
    @thisravenhasflown010 3 роки тому +49

    Maisie has really grown on me. Hugh and his 4 states (and 'very wooed indeed'), Ed Byrne is always brilliant

    • @geared4war
      @geared4war 9 місяців тому

      It's the reverse mullet, isn't it?

  • @aemelnick
    @aemelnick 3 роки тому +241

    Someone needs to give Ed Byrne a nature show.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 3 роки тому +28

      “Let’s observe the SHIT out of these Animals!”

    • @andylintott9339
      @andylintott9339 2 роки тому +5

      Tonight on nature while pissed... can I punch a tiger? Less find out...

    • @DarthTwilight
      @DarthTwilight 2 роки тому

      I'd pay good money for that.

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Рік тому

      LOL

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 Рік тому

      @@andylintott9339 *laughs in squares while pretending to have a big cock*

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson 3 роки тому +64

    My favourite 'Cooking While Pissed' recipe: deep fried soup.
    (Don't try this at home; do it round at your mate's gaff.)

  • @geometricspike4567
    @geometricspike4567 3 роки тому +238

    I was in the virtual audience for the second episode and there was one by Hugh, the theme was things you wouldn’t hear in an exam I think and Hugh said something like “are songs of folklore necessary? Yes or hey nonny nonny no”

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +44

      It's so good I can read the joke in his voice! 😂
      I wonder why that didn't make it in?

    • @geometricspike4567
      @geometricspike4567 3 роки тому +19

      @@platinumpatience5307 I’m not sure, I think they probably do 3 or something in case one doesn’t work on tv or to have a backup I guess, but that just a theory

    • @robertdiehl4384
      @robertdiehl4384 3 роки тому +9

      I think they did something like that on Whose Line is It anyway? And so some jokes are reused or recycled later on by the actors, and other times when an episode had a problem they switch in outtakes, or they do an episode of just outtakes.

    • @RedArcherLive
      @RedArcherLive 3 роки тому +3

      And here it is, in the new series! Very odd

  • @TonyHavenMusic
    @TonyHavenMusic 3 роки тому +252

    Some times Hugh is too far ahead 😂

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +53

      He really is the best for having done this for nineteen series now!

    • @Joshua-go4vz
      @Joshua-go4vz 3 роки тому +21

      There is a Hugh gap between them

    • @shawnoxo
      @shawnoxo 3 роки тому +1

      hes too far ahead because they get a ton of shit comedians on now sadly

    • @CrookedSkew
      @CrookedSkew 2 роки тому +3

      @@Joshua-go4vz Well played man!

    • @zagreus101
      @zagreus101 2 роки тому +3

      Ryanair

  • @njwalker9314
    @njwalker9314 3 роки тому +15

    Thomas and Paddington ...Ed Byrnes.....absolute magic ...

  • @KeyrunBenji
    @KeyrunBenji 2 роки тому +30

    The Paddington one has left me in stitches for ages

  • @distantcoff7391
    @distantcoff7391 3 роки тому +53

    Ed Byrne is killin it.

  • @Arcturuseyes
    @Arcturuseyes 3 роки тому +26

    Post-coital marmalade sandwich is the name of my first band...

  • @fredh1720
    @fredh1720 3 роки тому +75

    Ed Byrne's nature bits had me laughing so much

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +6

      Endangered, my hole! 😂

    • @fredh1720
      @fredh1720 3 роки тому +4

      @@platinumpatience5307 honestly one of the best jokes I've ever seen on this show. Thanks for the video

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +3

      @@fredh1720 You're welcome! Part 2 will be ready, really soon, so stick around!

    • @CrookedSkew
      @CrookedSkew 2 роки тому

      @@platinumpatience5307 That's "me" hole rather than "my hole"!

  • @Pwecko
    @Pwecko 2 роки тому +35

    The funniest part of this for me was Ed Byrne's Cinderella joke. That was hilarious.

  • @GeekChicPolitiq
    @GeekChicPolitiq Рік тому +5

    The laugh I emitted at "Fuck you call me you grey-faced twat?!" scared my sleeping cat 😂

  • @nzmarty
    @nzmarty 3 роки тому +59

    I actually laughed out loud at Tom on the hot planet

    • @nzmarty
      @nzmarty 2 роки тому +2

      @Clestat @ 5.22? Situational comedy - Tom just confirming that he is in fact a hilarious prancing gay guy just by his actions of being beamed down to a planet that was too hot for him, wondering why no one had told him it was hot.

    • @eagletown8977
      @eagletown8977 Рік тому

      That one was hilarious. Tom is brilliant comedian in fairness

  • @docock4116
    @docock4116 3 роки тому +30

    Ed Byrne is amazing on this.

  • @fulfillkhongkiang2513
    @fulfillkhongkiang2513 3 роки тому +63

    Hugh Dennis is a comedy genius

    • @imranzaki3687
      @imranzaki3687 2 роки тому +1

      What is the mega bus joke at 3:15?

  • @5ynth3ticNZ
    @5ynth3ticNZ 3 роки тому +78

    Just as Ed Byrne is saying at 46:50 "I can't believe 2020 is coming to an end" the clock strikes midnight and I'm sitting here in the kitchen watching UA-cam . What a year its been

    • @Mowmauf
      @Mowmauf 3 роки тому +4

      This is literally what I did well I was watching a New Year’s Eve livestream but...

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 3 роки тому +99

    Actually Corona sales are up 20%, they said they have to keep a good sense of humor about it. They’ve been donating medical supplies with some of the added profits.

    • @jonesjones4036
      @jonesjones4036 3 роки тому +2

      Are you a corona PR lmao

    • @no1bandfan
      @no1bandfan 3 роки тому +6

      @@jonesjones4036 ha, no. I actually don’t like beer that much. More of a whiskey person.

    • @jonesjones4036
      @jonesjones4036 3 роки тому +2

      @@no1bandfan I agree beers horrible but I prefer gin 😂

    • @richardtickler8555
      @richardtickler8555 3 роки тому +3

      @@jonesjones4036 coronas horrible even was before corona

    • @PeansINbetweens
      @PeansINbetweens 3 роки тому

      As a beer man….this thread hurts 😂

  • @alpine_newt
    @alpine_newt 3 роки тому +36

    Best part of the show, that's why I love comps like this.

  • @annagibson3075
    @annagibson3075 3 роки тому +26

    So I live in Barnard Castle and the amount of business we got off Dominic Cummings was mental, there’s one cafe serving a latte named after him with a pair of glasses on the top in chocolate 😂😂

    • @simonsmith1974
      @simonsmith1974 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂 for real??? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @turtlesandwich77
    @turtlesandwich77 2 роки тому +8

    24:24 I almost actually screeched at that, Hugh Dennis is a master

  • @alicejohnson3883
    @alicejohnson3883 3 роки тому +45

    34:55 the teenage girl comment killed me and then Hugh with his artists impression hahahahahaha. Thanks for making these :)

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear Рік тому +5

    35:40, how innocent my mind is, I thought Ed was talking about a TYRE, then suddenly realised. “Oh yeah, blow up dolls…”

  • @jpbdude4223
    @jpbdude4223 3 роки тому +36

    “Can I tell you a secret?” Said tiger. “I killed Carole Baskins husband 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWatson83
    @TheWatson83 3 роки тому +92

    27:45
    "you can laugh did that one in season 14", yea well Ed did the millennial falcon joke 2-3 seasons ago.

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +70

      That is EXACTLY what I thought when I first heard Angela call Ed out for joke stealing. Joke stealing has surprisingly occured a lot throughout this show.
      It actually inspired me to make a "Mock The Week: Joke Stealing Compilation" which is still on its way.
      I reckon you'll love that; thanks for watching! 😃

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 роки тому +7

      They enjoy doing these things, I think. Hugh have done the Rye and air thing before, too, hasn't he? There surely are recurring jokes, stealing or no.

    • @TheWatson83
      @TheWatson83 3 роки тому +14

      @@livb6945 oh yea theres been recurring jokes plenty of time, just the way she called him out after just copying his. Made me lol.

    • @katierandall9191
      @katierandall9191 3 роки тому +9

      @@platinumpatience5307 The "I'm Richard Dawkins, good night and god bless" joke has been done a couple of times too :)

    • @DYNEadvance
      @DYNEadvance 3 роки тому +7

      There's been quite a few times they've repeated jokes, I'm just glad someone finally addressed it

  • @lawrencemaweu
    @lawrencemaweu 3 роки тому +19

    Hugh Dennis...always a hit

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag 2 роки тому +12

    Rhys' "prep the rice chamber" joke is underrated.

  • @Vic35102
    @Vic35102 3 роки тому +14

    The camp David always gets me

  • @livb6945
    @livb6945 3 роки тому +31

    Love Ed Byrne 😊😊😊

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +6

      I love his strong relationship with Dara! 😂

    • @livb6945
      @livb6945 3 роки тому +3

      @@platinumpatience5307 yes, and Dara is often the one who laughs the loudest at his jokes 😊

  • @juliettez.4179
    @juliettez.4179 3 роки тому +32

    This pangexit joke is one of my favorites

  • @XiagraBalls
    @XiagraBalls 2 роки тому +26

    Really surprised that Gamble got pulled up about using a joke from a previous series, as that wasn't the first time I've noticed some of them do that, but he handled it well.

    • @gram.
      @gram. 2 роки тому +1

      He even had a show around 2011ish... but, yeah I wouldn't be surprised myself, as the only reason he is on this BBC show is because he is funny... he's no competition against any female, non-white, trans etc.
      15:23 ♥️

    • @jimmypee8404
      @jimmypee8404 Рік тому +2

      He didn't use her joke, he just used avengers:assemble. She made an IKEA joke(assemble furniture), he made a school joke(school assembly). They just punned the same movie.

    • @rammers2802
      @rammers2802 Рік тому +4

      she also used a millenial falcon joke a series or two after he did

    • @evaniaendellion6173
      @evaniaendellion6173 Рік тому +4

      The thing is after 19 series with a lot of repeated scenes we'd like to see topics, it would be surprising if different comedians didn't think up the same joke someone else had said before. They're not all on the same episodes and won't remember every joke someone else said anyway. Its still funny to the audience anyway

    • @stefanrabicano
      @stefanrabicano 2 місяці тому

      The very first joke in this compilation is a stolen Ed Byrne joke from about 10 series previous. Usually i'd give comedians a pass with how many times they've repeated each category, but it's stolen word for word

  • @nayfworld4572
    @nayfworld4572 Рік тому +10

    Ed Byrne is proper funny! Makes me laugh so much 😅

  • @doesyomamaknowtho1468
    @doesyomamaknowtho1468 3 роки тому +15

    Uncle Roger? On Mock the Week?
    Thank you 2021. 😍

    • @osco4311
      @osco4311 3 роки тому +3

      I looked through the comments just to see if that was him!

  • @jamesmartin9401
    @jamesmartin9401 3 роки тому +6

    Camp David caught me off guard. That was sneaky funny.

  • @philipberthiaume2314
    @philipberthiaume2314 3 роки тому +52

    I would so watch "Cooking while pissed!"

    • @saber1epee0
      @saber1epee0 3 роки тому +3

      Hannah Hart's "My Drunk Kitchen" was an early UA-cam hit and the early episodes totally hold up, I highly recommend!!

    • @Kay-cx5ix
      @Kay-cx5ix 3 роки тому

      That would be a great tv show is there a petition we can sign 😂😂

    • @atomiccritter6492
      @atomiccritter6492 3 роки тому

      and its sister show Pissing While Baked

  • @Scagguy4014
    @Scagguy4014 3 роки тому +24

    Hugh Dennis is playing chess and everyone else is playing checkers

  • @callumjones5373
    @callumjones5373 3 роки тому +36

    23:58 made me laugh way more than it should have.

  • @alternatethirteenth5594
    @alternatethirteenth5594 3 роки тому +14

    That Gru joke at Dara killed me lol

  • @gofunkiertti
    @gofunkiertti 3 роки тому +53

    I love how they walk up to the mike while already wearing mikes and then never bothering to use it.

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +16

      Oh, yeah!!! I tend to forget about those mics! 😂

    • @SianNadine
      @SianNadine 3 роки тому +9

      It’s just a stand in for a hot chair

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 3 роки тому +10

      @Big Cat Little Lion its just a prop. You can hear them talking from the sidelines sometimes.

  • @notaspider4084
    @notaspider4084 3 роки тому +11

    I love Huge Dennis and I like when they make jokes involving Dara O'briain

  • @bchearne
    @bchearne Рік тому +12

    You can tell how much they all love Dara by how mercilessly they roast him. Comedians are weird like that

  • @willbill6449
    @willbill6449 3 роки тому +75

    I think Ed Byrne might be a living legend

  • @themayorofdipshittery3646
    @themayorofdipshittery3646 3 роки тому +8

    When Attenborough pops off Ed Byrne is the natural replacement 👍

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому +7

    Cats are traitors.... I love that one..😉😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @bikershark9
    @bikershark9 2 роки тому +6

    "It's hot it's hot it's molten hot!" took me the fuck out

  • @someonesomewherenew6628
    @someonesomewherenew6628 3 роки тому +21

    Love the return of cooking while pissed

  • @avetrotter1356
    @avetrotter1356 3 роки тому +57

    guys, i think someone bleached the minions

  • @JamesClark-jy2vh
    @JamesClark-jy2vh 3 роки тому +17

    Wait for it... Ryanair

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому +8

    Love the self deprecating one by Rhys James!

  • @ewartsmith7490
    @ewartsmith7490 3 роки тому +11

    Feel the Byrne

  • @edwardhanson1572
    @edwardhanson1572 3 роки тому +18

    It's not quite "Cooking While Pissed" but there's a "series" on UA-cam called "My Drunk Kitchen".

  • @daftirishmarej1827
    @daftirishmarej1827 3 роки тому +17

    Ed! Shirt and jacket?!!!! Was that for a bet or something?!!!!

  • @TheLatinMrsPeel
    @TheLatinMrsPeel 3 роки тому +10

    I'm not British, but have been in the country for 30 years, the first British humor I loved was Whose Line is IT Anyway, there was another one can't remember the same right now, and have been a super fan of Mock the Week ....not just they get me laughing. very loud (my daughter got used to me being loud at 2 am with this!) no matter how many times I watch the same bits, it always succeeds on lifting my spirits...another one that does it each & every time is the Russel Howard programs...thanks for uploading these @Platinum Patience

    • @milliejenkinson5832
      @milliejenkinson5832 2 роки тому +1

      I'm not sure if you know but Whose line and Mock the Week is made by the same producer

    • @TheLatinMrsPeel
      @TheLatinMrsPeel 2 роки тому +1

      @@milliejenkinson5832 thanks, no I didn't know, makes sense.... I used to follow Mock the Week (as in watching on TV, not social media LOL) but life took turns and I have no idea what goes on on TV these days, love that we can come in here and watch!

    • @alanbicknell7696
      @alanbicknell7696 2 роки тому +1

      I think the other show was they think its all over.

    • @TheLatinMrsPeel
      @TheLatinMrsPeel 2 роки тому +1

      @@alanbicknell7696 thanks, there was one also, called Have I got News for You, that one also brilliant, I think I feel in love with British humour with all these programs, to this day Mock the Week & Russell Howard are the best medicine when I'm down ! :)

    • @Padraigp
      @Padraigp Рік тому +1

      I hope youve watched would i lie to you and the unbelievable truth which is on Radio and audible...if you havent then id say youd like them too. A bit David Michel heavy but bob mrotimer in wilty is legendary

  • @beatlesandcoffee
    @beatlesandcoffee 3 роки тому +8

    Nothing like some good ole British humour, frickin hilarious

  • @bnigh5495
    @bnigh5495 3 роки тому +38

    I have probably watched this 5 or 6 times, by now. Absolutely hilarious! I get confused by some UK references, since I am in the USA. But funny is funny! Great compilation, well done!

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +3

      There's 40% of jokes i still don't understand because they are UK references.

    • @bnigh5495
      @bnigh5495 3 роки тому +2

      @@platinumpatience5307 Alexa, Cortana, and Siri don't even know what the hell they are saying! Hugh Dennis's "showaddywaddy" references for example, lol! I finally get it now (Jimmy Saville impression) and a real band. Brilliant! 'Do you like the music of Showaddywaddy.'

    • @doggfite
      @doggfite Рік тому

      There was one i really didn't get, but i figured it out haha.
      Tom Allen's (things you wouldn't hear in a kids show) "today was brought to you by the letter P and the number 45... Aww"
      P45 is what they call a pink slip in the UK

  • @Lonesome.Cowboy
    @Lonesome.Cowboy 3 роки тому +7

    11:38 Hugh Dennis laughs like the late great Robin Williams... lol

  • @benangell1403
    @benangell1403 3 роки тому +13

    Hugh is a fine wine. Gets better with age.

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex Рік тому +3

    The Hugh cloud joke is a bit funnier when you find out he is part of a cloud email list.

  • @masonholder69
    @masonholder69 3 роки тому +40

    7:49 anyone else reading ignore this, it is my bookmark.

    • @invisiblecxnt9599
      @invisiblecxnt9599 3 роки тому +1

      Wow how have I not thought of this before! Thank you!

  • @99dazemusic
    @99dazemusic 3 роки тому +12

    Hugh: 🚶🏼‍♂️
    Someone else: 🚶
    Hugh: 👋

  • @RobMcCreery
    @RobMcCreery 2 роки тому +15

    I'd like to see Glen Moore appear a lot more - he's consistently hilarious and clever.
    And I immensely appreciate the comic stylings of Dara himself. He's a brilliant host and emcee - funny and erudite, while never taking attention away from the panelists. They heap it on him, and he's adept at making the joke and returning tactfully to the panel.
    Since happening on this show a few months ago, I've been bingeing it incessantly. It's absolutely tops.

  • @francaperotti5934
    @francaperotti5934 3 роки тому +7

    Watching this again about 20 times in one day it is Just brilliant

  • @robbpatterson6796
    @robbpatterson6796 3 роки тому +6

    Unlikely things to hear at Christmas? "I've missed you son" XD

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 3 роки тому +5

    I've never been to Swindon but this doesn't make me too keen to pay a visit..

  • @Alia-bc3rc
    @Alia-bc3rc 3 роки тому +5

    The Unlikely Lines From Kids' Films and TV Shows is a cursed one.
    and I _love_ it.

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +17

    48:18 - A back-handed comment is for the whole year, not just for Christmas.

  • @rebelraccoon9018
    @rebelraccoon9018 2 роки тому +5

    Rhys James is brilliant 👏

  • @brandonhughes179
    @brandonhughes179 3 роки тому +15

    17:40--Pineapple on pizza is 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻

  • @FacelessJanus
    @FacelessJanus 3 роки тому +25

    On the nature shows: "Thinking outside the box; Schrodingers cat is death."

  • @LazarouDave
    @LazarouDave 3 роки тому +24

    And people say MTW isn't funny any more, there was maybe like 20 jokes that didn't give me at least a chuckle in this whole compilation, which is about par for the course

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +3

      I must admit, I am one of those people. Of course, there were jokes that made me laugh, there were jokes that I found to be mediocre and cliché -- in some cases, I recognised that certain ones were outright stolen...
      But, I'm glad you enjoyed!

  • @williamdavis4496
    @williamdavis4496 Рік тому +2

    The camp David joke is goooood

  • @rad6666
    @rad6666 3 роки тому +12

    For those who think I'm too old to be president, here's a pound don't tell your mom...lmao.

  • @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324
    @balbinaarmstrongrodriguez4324 3 роки тому +18

    The bat soup one hit me like a freight train

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 3 роки тому +6

    Aww man RIP Captain Tom

  • @bradleybarnett9545
    @bradleybarnett9545 2 роки тому +4

    The NYPD/drunk couple joke is deep, deep Culture.
    Brilliant

  • @badmagician7297
    @badmagician7297 3 роки тому +20

    Man. James Acaster looks different.

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +5

      I thought the same thing when I first saw him! Especially when he wears orange.

  • @chefsam4760
    @chefsam4760 2 роки тому +3

    There's something about Maisie, she's just adorable

  • @stevemattfis
    @stevemattfis 3 роки тому +7

    To answer the last question:
    You bleach a Minion by doubling up the amount you use for 500,000.
    Sorry I thought I was talking to Jonathon Ross.

  • @JaseBDaley
    @JaseBDaley 2 роки тому +3

    Sir Paul was once asked if he would ever go down on one knee again. he answered "you rude man, her name is Heather!" and stormed off.

    • @platinumpatience5307
      @platinumpatience5307  2 роки тому +1

      I like that one! From what I can remember, I don't think it was from this compilation.

  • @diverdhal4013
    @diverdhal4013 3 роки тому +7

    at 8:04 is Ed doing preparations for cooking while pissed?

  • @nevenmusic3024
    @nevenmusic3024 2 роки тому +4

    41:58 Best thing about this one is that Chris Kamara actually did this once

  • @johnhannibal5108
    @johnhannibal5108 2 роки тому +3

    Nigela Lawson idea: You know what, that'd still be worth watching

  • @francaperotti5934
    @francaperotti5934 3 роки тому +21

    That prince Andrew joke I bet made him sweat

    • @stephjovi
      @stephjovi 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😅But you know he doesn't sweat 😅

    • @francaperotti5934
      @francaperotti5934 3 роки тому +4

      @@stephjovi i was being sarcastic sorry it's not easy to tell online.

  • @ellboss7156
    @ellboss7156 2 роки тому +3

    Superdry conveniently named after the effect it has on women when you wear it😂😂

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307  3 роки тому +239

    There will be a part 2! But to kick off such an absurd year, I decided to release it early. Happy holidays!
    Edit: Here is part 2: ua-cam.com/video/4Urg6uBrmd4/v-deo.html. Enjoy!!!

    • @deborahduthie4519
      @deborahduthie4519 3 роки тому +5

      Platinum Patience Thank-you. I have laughed. Very funny Comedians. “Ooo, Mistletoe 😙” Happy New Year to you too.🇦🇺😉

    • @kjamison5951
      @kjamison5951 3 роки тому +4

      Thank you for this! Best Wishes to you and yours for the New Year!

    • @mmmmmmm4269
      @mmmmmmm4269 3 роки тому +4

      Keep doing the Lord's work!

    • @carld3218
      @carld3218 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for this.

    • @alicejohnson3883
      @alicejohnson3883 3 роки тому +2

      Thank you xxx

  • @salfordnurse
    @salfordnurse 3 роки тому +11

    Unlikely lines from a romance novel
    ‘Paul went down on one knee.....sorry on Heather Mills”