"Hotel Pools" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @ashleytrueblood2200
    @ashleytrueblood2200 3 роки тому +737

    Having worked as a "housekeeper" in a hotel, this is 100% accurate. If people knew how disgusting some individuals are, they'd probably sleep outside.

    • @amehka5416
      @amehka5416 3 роки тому +33

      You are so right, I work in a 5 star hotel and I never could understand why people use towels hundreds of others have used.

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому +7

      I used to work at a high end hotel in the Alberta Rockies just after high school. One of my friends worked in Housekeeping; the Head Housekeeper was a total bitch on wheels so the floor supervisors were terrified of her and were then harsh with the chambermaids, cracking the whip to get their set of rooms cleaned at break-neck speed ....some of the chambermaids washed the drinking glasses in the toilet and re-wrapped them or used toilet bowl cleaner to clean the sink and tubs- which made them look shiny, but as soon as water touched the shower surface it was slick as ice and a lawsuit waiting to happen, or only ran the vacuum in the middle of the room, or vacuumed the bathroom floor instead of washing it, or did not change the sheets every day, or only changed the pillowcases for checkouts if the room was only used one night... NONE of this was ok, ever, but if they were caught they were suspended without pay for 3 days, instead of fired because it was hard to get replacement staff quickly, and were only fired if they did it again; meanwhile, the rest of the staff had to pick up their slack.
      The sheets were so starched that the maids often broke out in rashes from handling them...

    • @juliemiller3387
      @juliemiller3387 3 роки тому +17

      You couldn't pay me enough money to work at a hotel! Ewwww!!

    • @JenXer71
      @JenXer71 3 роки тому +16

      @@lesliemccormick6527 I always imagine this happening at any hotel. Ewwwww

    • @lesliemccormick6527
      @lesliemccormick6527 3 роки тому +9

      @@JenXer71 Me as well, ever since I worked for one. 😬

  • @lukes4110
    @lukes4110 3 роки тому +89

    The "what room am I staying in" is one of his best jokes ever, and the buildup is perfect

  • @LeDank
    @LeDank 4 роки тому +68

    That joke “they say swimming is good exercise but have you seen whales?” is amazing.

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert 9 місяців тому +11

    Gaffigan is easily the funniest comedian on the planet.

  • @valasafantastic1055
    @valasafantastic1055 4 роки тому +395

    Love the pay off on the “what room are you staying at” joke. The way it interconnects with other jokes yet forms it’s own joke later. Clever stuff!

    • @pathfinderLXXIV
      @pathfinderLXXIV 4 роки тому +18

      And neatly wrapped up with a closing shower cap joke.

    • @blacklabelqlewis
      @blacklabelqlewis 4 роки тому +7

      That's the basic formula of standup comedy

    • @valasafantastic1055
      @valasafantastic1055 4 роки тому +7

      @@blacklabelqlewis Plenty of Stand up falls short of this. This is a great example 'of' this kind of joke/stand up! It's a sign that this is quality material. Some routines have better pay off and this example of that kind of top quality 'pay off' and interconnections; in my opinion. I can think of several examples that are 'that good' and memorable too, this deserves recognition as 'top class'. I hope that clarifies.

    • @ivans.8352
      @ivans.8352 4 роки тому +10

      It is a master piece.

  • @brianlake2905
    @brianlake2905 4 роки тому +93

    Just came back from an hotel with an indoor pool and, not kidding, there she was... an old lady swimming with a shower cap. I almost drown

    • @l7puma
      @l7puma 3 роки тому +14

      Did she remember what room she was staying in?

  • @RadioguyJ
    @RadioguyJ 4 роки тому +273

    Jim is the only person that can make me laugh no matter what’s going on in my life, or in this world. Thank you Jim!!! Last summer, my wife and I lost our 11 year old son in an accident. He was also a big fan of Jim. Jim’s comedy has helped us through some very difficult days since then. 🙏🏻💙🦋

    • @susanstiles9477
      @susanstiles9477 2 роки тому +16

      I lost my 18 year old. Humor is very important

    • @vickryan
      @vickryan 2 роки тому +15

      God bless you guys. Church might be as equally important as comedy. In my opinion. It's got me thru tough times.

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 2 роки тому +13

      I'm sorry for your loss brother.

    • @Megan-gw6ol
      @Megan-gw6ol 2 роки тому +13

      I’m so sorry for your loss. Praying for you all.

    • @rationalremedies29
      @rationalremedies29 2 роки тому +8

      I’m sorry.

  • @sportsfaan
    @sportsfaan 4 роки тому +242

    How did I live 50 years without seeing 10 seconds of your comedy? Sir, you are one funny man - keep the videos coming.

    • @whostosay3256
      @whostosay3256 4 роки тому +15

      And the guy doesn’t even swear and he is just funny as hell

    • @ChanManhandler69
      @ChanManhandler69 3 роки тому +7

      @@whostosay3256 when he occasionally does curse it makes it like 10 times funnier because he usually uses it for emphasis on a joke

    • @michaelmccoy1794
      @michaelmccoy1794 2 роки тому +4

      Gaffigan is a comedy mastermind. I remember first seeing him on hbo over 30 years ago. He's been doing it for a while.

    • @shakia000
      @shakia000 2 роки тому +4

      Same. I’m 50 and I only just discovered him too. Laughing so much 🤣🤣

    • @maaags_
      @maaags_ 2 роки тому +2

      Hot pockets?

  • @danield679
    @danield679 3 роки тому +35

    Showed the running joke “What room are you staying in?” at a dinner party. We were laughing so hard we were almost crying! So hilarious and clever.

  • @palois2022
    @palois2022 4 роки тому +204

    Jim Gaffigan NAILS the American experience. It's all the things that
    we think and feel but never say. I actually sit on a sheet on the hotel sofas bc I had that AH HA moment mentioned in the set. A+ for Accuracy

    • @nathan2130
      @nathan2130 4 роки тому +6

      That sheet is probably just as nasty as the couch unless you brought your own :)

    • @kraig7777
      @kraig7777 4 роки тому +5

      This is why I always drink in hotel rooms. Saves all that worry. I don't even remember most of the time lol.

    • @auberjean6873
      @auberjean6873 4 роки тому +7

      The things I learned working at a 4 star resort hotel will haunt me forever, especial the way a room is cleaned!

    • @Mcsnooters
      @Mcsnooters 4 роки тому +5

      @@auberjean6873 Stories, please!

    • @auberjean6873
      @auberjean6873 4 роки тому +5

      @@Mcsnooters, our 400+ room resort was big on training in other departments for when employees called off work. I volunteered to spend 2 weeks in house keeping, among other departments. First day I had to follow the man who sterilizes the glasses. He carried 5 glasses at a time out of the unit with each hand--each finger was in a glass so he could carry 10 at once and take a break sooner. Ugh. He was dirty and didn't wash his hands after he used the toilet in a tiny room that only had room for a toilet. I know bc I waited for him by the only sink which was next to the sanitizer machine and that, too, was disgusting enough. He put the little plastic caps around each glass, further getting his hands all over the glasses. I was thoroughly grossed out at that point.
      He got a call to fix a toilet that wouldn't flush, so I followed him. He wasn't wearing gloves. He reached into the toilet and removed solid waste and a crazy amount of toilet paper which he placed into a plastic bag, then wiped his hands on the guest's towel hanging above the toilet in such a way as to not disturb the towel display! The room had been cleaned...
      We went back to the sanitizer and all those "sanitized for your safety" glasses. It was time to remove more glasses that were clean and had cooled. I stood out of the way of the sink because I thought SURELY he would wash his hands now. He didn't, and removed 10 glasses at a time from the machine!
      First thing I learned in housekeeping, travel with your own cup from home!

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 роки тому +259

    Every time I see a mattress by the side of the road, I say Jim's line about used mattresses and laugh. Just a little homage to him.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D 3 роки тому +6

      How often do you see mattresses on the side of the road?!

    • @chazchillings3019
      @chazchillings3019 3 роки тому +4

      @@LIONTAMER3D do you live in the south? Of the USA? Cuz i do.

    • @jonbecker4650
      @jonbecker4650 3 роки тому +3

      @@LIONTAMER3D Come to Columbus, Ohio; mattresses on the side of the road are very common, especially on I-70.

    • @anastasiabeaverhausen.
      @anastasiabeaverhausen. 2 роки тому

      Everytime I see body wash. I hear him say it 🤣

    • @Johnny-Cage
      @Johnny-Cage Рік тому

      @@anastasiabeaverhausen. body waaaaash 😂

  • @Kid.Poker33
    @Kid.Poker33 3 роки тому +38

    Mr. Gaffigan is hands down one of the best comedians of our time and he does it effortlessly, whilst eating and pandering to our messed up innervoices in the best way. Thanks for the laughs boss!

  • @woltersworld
    @woltersworld 4 роки тому +306

    One of my favorite bits of yours. Made me laugh so much. My youngest was agreeing with you way too much for a 9 year old on the gross hotel stuff. Thanks Jim.

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 роки тому +63

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 роки тому +66

      I know i mentioned this on DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS but i've watched and enjoyed many your videos. I watched them all in prep for my PALE TOURIST world tour. Hope you and your family are well.

    • @woltersworld
      @woltersworld 4 роки тому +36

      @@jimgaffigan That is really great to hear. Thank you, I hope the videos helped out. And I won't lie, I have watched quite a few of your videos and enjoyed them too over the years :) keep up the great work. Hope your family is doing well as well. Greetings from the midwest.

    • @lisawilliams9211
      @lisawilliams9211 4 роки тому +10

      I've watched and enjoyed both of you guys videos. Thanks.

    • @Juan_7534
      @Juan_7534 4 роки тому +4

      You must watch his bit on Hot Pockets if you haven't already! I did find this to be funny but the hot Pocket video is even more funny in my opinion.

  • @endlessfbl6788
    @endlessfbl6788 4 роки тому +79

    My favorite comedian because Jim ties everything back together at the end, it feels like he summaries the entire special in a few jokes. Cheers to you Jim!

    • @carlroles559
      @carlroles559 Рік тому +1

      I am SO GLAD you stayed with Stand-Up Comedy, you don’t so NATURALLY, like these thoughts are coming to you for the first time. You timing is so perfect. Oh by the way, you are very funny and have become my favorite funny-Man of all time. You are the epitome of a “Story-TELLER.!”

  • @olhesty2196
    @olhesty2196 3 роки тому +36

    Jim, you are one of the best comedians to date. Thank you for making us laugh.

    • @flipperflapperdapper
      @flipperflapperdapper 2 роки тому +2

      How do you know what he's like to date? Isn't he married? How many comedians have you dated anyway?

    • @BobbyL80123
      @BobbyL80123 Рік тому

      @@flipperflapperdapper i was about to make that same comment/joke.

  • @HeAdChEeSe1983
    @HeAdChEeSe1983 Рік тому +2

    Jim always cheers me up. It takes talent to be funny and not smutty. I think he is my favorite of all time. Others have moments where they are hilarious but Jim is pretty consistent.

  • @JA-io8nx
    @JA-io8nx 3 роки тому +19

    The rapid fire pace of these jokes is just mind numbing. Amazing delivery and not one unfunny line in that entire routine. Incredibly well done...

  • @StephBer1
    @StephBer1 4 роки тому +231

    That inside pool scenario was so true. My adult daughter and I went to a resort out of season for a few days, when she was visiting. I finally found the indoor pool, which was nearly underground and was decorated as if it was part of an underground grotto with rock walls and ferns etc. It was quite dark, full of fumes, echoing and I was all alone. It was surrounded by lounge chairs. The water was really warm and I was floating when I looked up a saw a man just standing on the other side of the giant glass wall at the entry, just staring in. Not coming in. Just staring. I was starting to freak out, and then thankfully my daughter turned up, at which point he left, thank God. We had a great time for 10 minutes and then a family with 6 kids arrived and that was the end of that. 6 kids in an echo chamber was sheer torture.

    • @l7puma
      @l7puma 4 роки тому +39

      What room are you staying in?

    • @madingwang7778
      @madingwang7778 4 роки тому +15

      @@l7puma room 404, unfortunately for some reason it disappeared

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 4 роки тому +2

      Where was this? It sounds amazing..... Except for the creepy guy and then the family with kids....

    • @Forge17
      @Forge17 4 роки тому +5

      That man knows room you were staying in

    • @jeevst
      @jeevst 4 роки тому +3

      LOL. Well did you give the guy some aquatic dance moves at least?

  • @rebeccablanton4035
    @rebeccablanton4035 4 роки тому +39

    I desperately needed this comedy tonight, thank you for existing.

  • @ok-ok6gk
    @ok-ok6gk 4 роки тому +24

    “ I can play and use the restroom.”soooooo funnny

  • @janedoe2783
    @janedoe2783 7 місяців тому +3

    I LOVE the " What room are you staying in ?" jokes 🤣😆😂😝 !!!

  • @gardeningsouthafrica894
    @gardeningsouthafrica894 4 роки тому +9

    Oh my word "what room are you in!" i have tears running down my cheeks.

  • @ldiane23
    @ldiane23 4 роки тому +76

    This is hilarious! Now I'm rethinking staying at hotels and using the pool.

    • @GeeTrieste
      @GeeTrieste 4 роки тому +1

      Me too, wasn't gonna before.

  • @AnitaYoung-w5p
    @AnitaYoung-w5p Рік тому +1

    Love to laugh. Gaffigan the only one I love to listen to over and over ! My very favorite

  • @traviskirkland3204
    @traviskirkland3204 4 роки тому +28

    Above ground pools bring back great childhood memories. The best thing was getting everyone to walk around the edges, as quickly as you could, to create a whirlpool-like current.

  • @alphafoxy21
    @alphafoxy21 4 роки тому +18

    Jim did this routine on Letterman a few years ago and this is how my mom and I got introduced to him. He is now one of our favorites! 💖

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 4 роки тому +46

    No matter how many times I see this, it never gets old. Thanks for making us laugh!

  • @sburris65
    @sburris65 4 роки тому +126

    I've got to stop trying to watch Jim and drink at the same time. I've about choked on my coke twice from laughing so hard

    • @GeeTrieste
      @GeeTrieste 4 роки тому +6

      Jim G loves that you are choking, twice.

    • @dammbleth2
      @dammbleth2 4 роки тому +1

      stop drinking coke. it is poison.

    • @isabellalesher8487
      @isabellalesher8487 3 роки тому +4

      yeah, it's best not to choke on your $8 coke

    • @soccermommyNPC
      @soccermommyNPC 3 роки тому +1

      It goes up your nose, not your throat. Silly goose 😌

    • @videogalwatch
      @videogalwatch 3 роки тому +1

      Eight dollar coke from.hotel.mini bar?

  • @incandescentlyhappy7639
    @incandescentlyhappy7639 4 роки тому +15

    This had me laughing on the floor with tears! Literally! I remember when Jim had a cameo in the movie 13 going on 30, love that movie, as soon as I saw Jim in that scene I was like hey that’s Jim Gaffigan! The funniest comedian on the planet for sure!!!

  • @debbieforhim7800
    @debbieforhim7800 4 роки тому +6

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE YOU Mr. Jim Gaffigan!!! You are my favorite comedianne! Keep up the good work.

  • @suebrown3465
    @suebrown3465 4 роки тому +77

    You know you’re getting old when you can relate to “If my hair gets wet I’ll melt” great video and take care! 🇨🇦

    • @PatternLand
      @PatternLand 4 роки тому +1

      Kinda lol young people today haven't seen wizard of oz

    • @rosieanntrigger3307
      @rosieanntrigger3307 3 роки тому +1

      The Man from the pattern land not true I’m young today and I have seen it but the movie is so old then what movies are today.

  • @technopink01
    @technopink01 4 роки тому +20

    I love using the shower cap to put over my shoes to put back into my suitcase :)

  • @danielletanguay7272
    @danielletanguay7272 4 роки тому +9

    This is gold! I had to pause the video a couple times to catch my breath because I was laughing so hard. Thanks for the laughs Jim. You’re great!

  • @shahjadafahim
    @shahjadafahim 4 роки тому +88

    No dirty talk but this guy still making people laugh ginius 👍🏻

    • @shahjadafahim
      @shahjadafahim 4 роки тому +4

      Thnks Gimgaffigan for giving me heart ❤️

    • @chadwooley6700
      @chadwooley6700 2 роки тому +1

      Yes thanks jim for some good clean funny stuff. Pretty rare these days!! 😃👍🙂

  • @nathanaelwilkerson57
    @nathanaelwilkerson57 4 роки тому +7

    To this day I think this is one of his best bits. So beautifully written and delivered

  • @nancyevans822
    @nancyevans822 4 роки тому +40

    My favorite bit so far... LMAO on a Sunday morning. Next, it’s church online. 😂

    • @artparty222murphy9
      @artparty222murphy9 4 роки тому +2

      At least the outdoor pool bacteria will be killed by uv rays

  • @iamsachinparmar
    @iamsachinparmar 4 роки тому +16

    I have seen all your specials many time and each time I see it again it's always feels fresh and clean.
    Thank you Mr. Jim Gaffigan
    Waiting for next LET'S GET COOKIN episode

  • @alexpastor8582
    @alexpastor8582 Рік тому +1

    jim and Sam Kinison are my favorite stand up comedians ever!!! love these guys!!!!

  • @captainkatfish4645
    @captainkatfish4645 4 роки тому +77

    Mr.Gaffigan you're so cool

  • @candyndanny8212010
    @candyndanny8212010 2 роки тому +7

    I absolutely love him! He's hilarious! 😂 He makes my bad days better, I suffer from BPD n other mental health disorders n I listen to him n he helps a lot, I wish I could thank him so much! He's awesome person n so dam talented!❤️ Wish him n his beautiful family the best of everything n wonderful lives!

  • @mellib2086
    @mellib2086 2 роки тому +6

    I work at a hotel, you nailed it!

  • @jacksongomez9264
    @jacksongomez9264 5 місяців тому +1

    "What room are you staying in?" Is hilarious 😂

  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 4 роки тому +12

    I almost started watching the news. Then this was on my recommendations and I decided to make better use of my time.

  • @thedude4795
    @thedude4795 4 роки тому +3

    Mind blown at the wake up call character. "Yah hi my mommys not here, and nobody tucked me in yet. Go for a stray you got good night moon down there? How bout Harry the dirty dog thats a good one" just dying.
    Also like the in door swimming pool when someone else shows up: Hey hop in!
    The idea of starting conversation from a distance cracks me up

  • @jimyoung9262
    @jimyoung9262 4 роки тому +26

    2:57 "$10 to wash a pair of underwear that cost 3 bucks...what'd you clean it with champagne?!?"
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @drewgrows7765
    @drewgrows7765 Рік тому +1

    Comedy genius. Never stop Jim

  • @jonathanmarxmiller2495
    @jonathanmarxmiller2495 4 роки тому +18

    One of my all time favorite bits👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @joelunanuova426
    @joelunanuova426 4 роки тому +10

    Thanks for making me laugh during these troubled times. You are truly gifted.

  • @hoshikurama9666
    @hoshikurama9666 4 роки тому +6

    You know, we all think it, but this man says it for all of us to hear aloud, and I'm living for it

  • @ukmedicfrcs
    @ukmedicfrcs 4 роки тому +52

    This was nice to watch after work. It was a horrible day.. very sad indeed. Thank you for making me laugh for a few moments. This was our 21st wedding anniversary night and we spent it giggling with Jim Gaffigan! Can it get any better?

    • @jimgaffigan
      @jimgaffigan  4 роки тому +24

      Glad you enjoyed it

    • @woohunter1
      @woohunter1 Рік тому +3

      I know this comment is 3 years old, but I couldn’t help but notice you had a sad day at work 3 years ago (when covid was real bad) and your name tells me you have a medical job. If that’s true, Just wanted to say thank you for all the stuff you did and went through.

    • @ukmedicfrcs
      @ukmedicfrcs Рік тому +4

      @@woohunter1 Wow that was the nicest comment! Thank you so much! ❤️

    • @zogbogbean2464
      @zogbogbean2464 Рік тому

      Bro this isn’t your vlog..

  • @bruceweigle7597
    @bruceweigle7597 4 роки тому +4

    OMG What room am I staying in!?!? LMAO!!!! Laughter really is the best medicine:) THANK YOU!!!!!

  • @alepine1986
    @alepine1986 2 місяці тому

    I only recently discovered Jim Gaffigan. He's one of the few comedians that makes me laugh out loud.

  • @carolines3953
    @carolines3953 4 роки тому +13

    😂🤣 I laughed so hard. Thank you!
    Disposable shower caps make great shoe covers so your shoes don’t mess up your clothes. So I take those too... 😊

    • @_RayOfLight_
      @_RayOfLight_ 3 роки тому +2

      I always bring with me zipper bags , different sizes 😉

    • @joyanderson8646
      @joyanderson8646 2 роки тому +1

      @caroline s,
      Hmmm, good idea, I'll try it!!!!🤗🤗🤗

  • @CHrisPetE056
    @CHrisPetE056 3 роки тому +1

    Who are the 494 people who gave this a thumbs down? It’s not even 9:00 in the morning and I have already laughed so much. You never get old or boring. *nobody paid me to say this* keep sharing.

  • @ssc4649
    @ssc4649 4 роки тому +3

    Me and my family bond over your comedy and have for years. Especially in these times. Knowing your still around is a blessing!

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 5 місяців тому

    His facial expressions alone makes me lol. Love Jim😂😘

  • @tmoon9297
    @tmoon9297 4 роки тому +12

    "It's the worst closet-carrying I've ever seen!" Lol

  • @paleamigo8575
    @paleamigo8575 4 роки тому +12

    in-ground pool "the deep end/middle"😆

  • @brucekaplan5544
    @brucekaplan5544 4 роки тому +3

    I've listen to a lot of Gaffigan. He is amazing. And this is easily one of his top-10 performances. I am lucky to have has heard his comedy.

  • @christinechin1909
    @christinechin1909 4 роки тому +11

    Humble genius 👍

  • @deborahlandon6248
    @deborahlandon6248 2 роки тому +6

    Stayed at hotels...so funny it's true. Laughter is the best medicine...Thank Jim for getting us thru covid, literally, a little bit easier

  • @CGYT_Gaming
    @CGYT_Gaming 4 роки тому +10

    The old lady impression was hilarious.

  • @mlbvintagecardcollector505
    @mlbvintagecardcollector505 4 роки тому +4

    Everytime I have gone to a hotel pool, I have always found a used band-aid clung to the deck.

  • @jessejames6687
    @jessejames6687 2 роки тому

    “I SURE HOPE THE MAD HATTER ISENT IN HERE!!” lmao 🤣

  • @dreamyjeannie3385
    @dreamyjeannie3385 4 роки тому +3

    I’ll never look at hotel pools the same way again, lol. Jim, you are keeping us laughing every day of our pandemic lives! So grateful for your daily comedy! 🤣

  • @jddj6486
    @jddj6486 2 роки тому +2

    Lol, inground swimming pools increases the property taxes... and we put one in with a tiered deck, built in grill and a firepit area. We love it.

    • @americandissident9062
      @americandissident9062 Рік тому

      In ground pools also do not increase the value at all, and usually limits your potential buyers.

  • @rammrras9683
    @rammrras9683 4 роки тому +4

    One of the best callbacks!
    "What room are you staying in?"

  • @lilsammich8252
    @lilsammich8252 4 роки тому +1

    Commercial for yourself while yourself is telling jokes is one of your jokes in a different format. I like it.

  • @litebluwulf
    @litebluwulf 4 роки тому +17

    I was literally just climbing into my bathtub when this video just ended then i heard jim gaffigan saw "wow you look good".. for a second i thought jim was spying on me somehow lol.

  • @bkbjorn3487
    @bkbjorn3487 4 роки тому +2

    Jim. Dude. You are truly gifted. And CLEAN comedy. WOW!! Thank you sir 😊

  • @dylanlamb8710
    @dylanlamb8710 4 роки тому +18

    Love you oh pale one! 👍🏻✌🏻

  • @davidpolston4172
    @davidpolston4172 2 роки тому +1

    My favorite comedians are Jim and Lewis Black..one never cursed and one does...both so funny

  • @alejandragarciagonzalezmez5046
    @alejandragarciagonzalezmez5046 4 роки тому +8

    Ha ha ha!!! Loved it. An *excellent* comedian.

  • @mark10601
    @mark10601 4 роки тому +10

    Great... now I’m going to have to take my own towels on holiday..

  • @wandakalebaugh9465
    @wandakalebaugh9465 4 роки тому +8

    Mom's are using the lounge chairs 😂😂😂

    • @ashleyunicornsparkles5489
      @ashleyunicornsparkles5489 4 роки тому +1

      IKR! Kids are still overflowing with energy after travelling. I'm so tired I could drink a couple red bulls then still fall asleep.

  • @gateswf
    @gateswf Рік тому

    I spend a lot of time in hotels, this made me laughing, crying, falling off my chair. Jim you are so good at your job, thank you.
    Laughing is a good thing.

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 4 роки тому +4

    "What room am I staying in?" Jim you are America's greatest verbal illustrator of our collective sub-vocalizations! Thank you for making us laugh out loud!

  • @EdgarLeon-tq3uj
    @EdgarLeon-tq3uj Рік тому +1

    I've seen many of Jim's stand up bits but somehow I missed this one. Absolutely fantastic delivery as usual. So funny!!

  • @lorilovesmusic
    @lorilovesmusic 4 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love u & your fam! Would love to see a video of you & your family laughing together! Hugs 🤗🤗🤗

  • @use-ThatIsWhatIamTalkingAbout
    @use-ThatIsWhatIamTalkingAbout Рік тому +1

    Hence, the sleeping bag liner. Never sleep on questionable hotel sheets again!

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 4 роки тому +240

    When it comes to hotel room cleanliness, black lights matter.

    • @vonniemichelle3670
      @vonniemichelle3670 4 роки тому +12

      kevnar LOL I would end up sleeping in my car.

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 4 роки тому +17

      That depends on who is using them - the cleaning staff, or guests. Honestly, for most hotels the most sensible thing would be to have a "room dispenser" like Mr. Burns bed dispenser on the Simpsons, just burn the whole thing and click a new one in for each new guest.

    • @Guitarmon8
      @Guitarmon8 4 роки тому +5

      lol - good one!

    • @lasuperchica59
      @lasuperchica59 4 роки тому +5

      I do love a good pun!

    • @nunyabizness3642
      @nunyabizness3642 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @abeach5420
    @abeach5420 4 роки тому

    Mr. Gaffigan your Mr. Universe gig was one of pure golllld sir....pure gold.

  • @georgevprochazka5316
    @georgevprochazka5316 4 роки тому +26

    I'll never sit on a Hotel room couch again ...

    • @jond3929
      @jond3929 3 роки тому +3

      If I ever stay at a hotel and they tell me "that's the room jim gaffigan stayed in" you can bet your ass in gonna sit on the couch bottomless knowing that my ass is practically toughing jims ass

  • @janiceken5639
    @janiceken5639 Рік тому +1

    My husband and I stayed in a new Candlewood Suites during COVID and you could tell no one had barely used anything. The 2nd visit the following year and it was so different right down to a large spot of blood on the sheet.

  • @iknowyourerightbut9392
    @iknowyourerightbut9392 4 роки тому +15

    I’m a business traveler...
    But now I’ll sleep in my rental car 😭🤣

    • @paulgoard8776
      @paulgoard8776 4 роки тому +1

      Yah, but there are even worse degenerates that have slept in that rental car.

  • @milwaukeewi1741
    @milwaukeewi1741 2 роки тому +1

    He is so great!

  • @k1llj0y15
    @k1llj0y15 4 роки тому +213

    Grannys? Swimming
    Kids? Peeing
    Towel? Dirty
    Hotel? Trivago

    • @madingwang7778
      @madingwang7778 4 роки тому

      Yes i bought this dumpster of a place on trivago

    • @SKyrim190
      @SKyrim190 3 роки тому

      What room are you staying in?

  • @colettecarter4247
    @colettecarter4247 2 роки тому +1

    OMG he makes me laugh so much! Hysterical!!!!

  • @arthurwatts1680
    @arthurwatts1680 3 роки тому +3

    I've watched a slew of comedy vids on YT - Jim and many others - but this is easily the funniest I can recall. The 'what room are you staying at ?' line is pure gold and his observations are bang on - we're usually so happy to see a bed and a shower by the time we've checked in that we just leave the rest to the unfortunates who work in the hotel laundry. Four thumbs up :D

    • @mikeglasgow9618
      @mikeglasgow9618 2 роки тому +1

      Try BILL THE BELCHING GOURMET
      BY RICHARD JENI

  • @joesbarbecue1
    @joesbarbecue1 4 роки тому +1

    Thank you Jim for all the smiles you give me.

  • @jdssurf
    @jdssurf 4 роки тому +3

    this has always been one of my favs Jim, great stuff! This, Seafood and camping lol.

  • @AmasaTony81947
    @AmasaTony81947 3 роки тому +1

    This casts all of the time I spent “on the road” professionally in a whole new light. I’m so glad I saw this after I retired.

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 4 роки тому +4

    Well he just brought back a memory! Harry and his dirty dog... I remember that book LOL used to be my sisters

  • @kristinabrown8620
    @kristinabrown8620 2 роки тому

    Im will be seeing him at the winery tonight! So excited!

  • @zephyrjet122
    @zephyrjet122 4 роки тому +5

    Funny and very relatable.... Gonna go splash around my indoor bathtub 😉

  • @bonjovirocks24
    @bonjovirocks24 3 роки тому +2

    This is outstanding and hysterical!!! What room are you staying in?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 роки тому +1

      Cool a recent comment.
      This guy is hilarious.

    • @bonjovirocks24
      @bonjovirocks24 3 роки тому +1

      @@nickhill8612 I agree. By the way, what room are you staying in? I’m asking for a friend. 🤣

  • @KTChamberlain
    @KTChamberlain 4 роки тому +6

    Brian Griffin: "You know the tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there too."

  • @JJDBaca
    @JJDBaca Рік тому

    Oh man, just brilliant. This guy always makes me laugh out loud.

  • @sharonviola5631
    @sharonviola5631 4 роки тому +6

    Love this we need more of you! And please keep doing “ Let’s get Cookin!” That’s what my husband and I say at dinner time!😊

  • @terriloving979
    @terriloving979 2 роки тому

    Jim is my favorite. Very funny. Yep, keep the comedy coming. God Bless!