After I realized what it actually implies, that it is still on the list, I've made it a point to say "It's not even on the list". Whether or not it's as effective, is "unbeknownst" to me 🤣
But the list contains an infinite number of things, of which that is the last and least important, so your comment is not as clever as it may have sounded in your head.
@@Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3 David Brenner. I had to look him up. I remembered his 1st name but couldn't remember his last name. He was always a favorite of mine. Do you remember him? Wasn't sure of your age.
It's amazing to me how comedians can make people laugh who they haven't even personally met. I honestly wouldn't be good at this kind of job. I only attempt to make those I know laugh who I feel comfortable around.
It’s more fun for the comedian because a new audience each time who never heard the joke will laugh if it’s good. I’m not a comedian but do software sales, not the Mecca of comedy audiences. I meet with thousands of new people per year remotely. They all have their cameras on, I say “ I don’t do cameras as I have a face for radio and a mind for a mental institution” same joke a few hundred times a year, always someone laughing who I never met and they never expected a business meeting to be entertaining. 😅
@@dv8mr2 Very interesting and that point does make alot of sense as far as having new audiences to entertain. Most times I've made people laugh has been by accident to be honest.
As an autistic person I spend my whole life trying to work out what people mean when they come out with these meaningless sentences. Communication is SO hard
@lesleynelson7708 As a child I would ask my mother, God rest her soul, what an idiom meant, such as, "I got it from the horse's mouth." She would just kind of repeat it. She just didn't have the words or was tired of answering my questions. I used to get so frustrated. LOL.
@@JaysRandomnessChannel , Back then when you were “sent out to play”, you could only come back in to pee. So, of course, you drank the water from the hose.😅
This guy is genuinely funny. Many comedians just aren't that funny to me, but Phil is. If he wrote this material, he's talented in both writing AND delivery. Well done.
I like that he's pointing out weirdness in the language, so I hope he keeps working at it. There's rich comedy available. Not in this bit of standup, but it's easily found.
"And now a man who needs *no* introduction.." (Regularly heard at shows like this) And then they proceed to introduce them! Well, it's not as if members of the audience would put their hands up and say, "Now. Wait a minute. No, no. The name will come to me!"
Sames vibes as raps that start with something along the lines of, "Yeah, you know who it is." then proceed to name drop themselves five times in a row.
I was part of a stage production of the nun's priest's tale (Canterbury tales). It's the one with the chickens and the fox. The chickens constantly said 'Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck...' until the fox came on. Then it was 'Buck, buck, buck, bucking box! Bucking box!" The audience suddenly knew exactly what the chickens were saying all along...
Carlin explored words just like that, and later, so did Steven Wright. Even Gallagher gave us insight into the silliness of our language. We need more like them.
@@granmabern5283 Call me cynical. Too many times witnessing the skeletons in the closets of "famous" people reveal themselves. Too often, the famous become infamous.
There's not too many entertainers who would try making chicken noises on stage for as long as he did - and even fewer who could get away with it the way he did. 😆
I was at the shops yesterday and a lady asked can she sneak past. I was like not anymore you just gave yourself away try remaining quite next time it works better when sneaking.
@JackKerouac-i6r Well he came up with his own. Paul Provensa did a whole bit about words and the dictionary. Was he copying Galhager? Was Carlin copying Gallagher or the other way around. No.
I remember at school people wondering about language; for example, people can be unlucky, but no one ever says "unluck", or someone is gormless, but you don't say that someone has gorm, or is full of gorm.
There used to be this Colombian telenovela I followed called _Así Es la Vida._ I was a fan of the way it started, every Monday, with a new story that it wrapped up on Friday and it helped me learn Spanish. I told my sister about it. Then, one day, I watched a DVD of a _Mexican_ telenovela called _Las Tontas no Van al Cielo._ The entire series was contained in a set of 12 episodes. That is, the entire series was wrapped up by the end of episode 12. I wondered about this to my sister. _Así Es la Vida_ could have an entire new story, every week, in a _five-episode_ series that started on Monday and ended on Friday, but how does _Las Tontas no Van al Cielo_ make it work with _twelve?_ That's an odd number. Wryly, she observed, "It's an _even_ number." I scoffed and said, "Oh, you know what I mean!"
🤣💯👊🏼 As a writer with a cartoon mind, I hear you! i.e. If there is such a thing as a *pair* of pants, does a woman with one leg say, "instead of a dress today I think I'm going to wear a pant"? An impredictable unpossibility.
Reminds me of the most recent time my daughter said, "That's the last thing I need!" I replied, "You mean it's still on your list?"
That's awesome.
Good one 😂😂😂😂
Well played Mama. 😂
After I realized what it actually implies, that it is still on the list, I've made it a point to say "It's not even on the list". Whether or not it's as effective, is "unbeknownst" to me 🤣
But the list contains an infinite number of things, of which that is the last and least important, so your comment is not as clever as it may have sounded in your head.
People who don't know the difference between etymology and entomology bug me in ways for which I have no words.
Nicely done.... saw what you did. 😄
Gold hahaha
😂🤣 Well done!
@@andrewvelonis5940
Yup...Big wordy/buggin' difference‼️🤣
εύγε 🙂
When people say "I can't even!" I always tell them to either add one or multiply by two.
I usually reply, "that's odd..."
You’re both hilarious! I say it mockingly at times
Genius!
😂😂😂😂💯👏
Or *subtract* one... if you took higher math.
Overwhelmed and underwhelmed..... But has anybody ever been whelmed?
I think you can be whelmed in Europe.
Yes
I feel that way about uncouth. Apparently, couth is not a word, though.
@@cathleenc6943I’ve definitely seen couth used. Not often, but it’s around!
@@cathleenc6943Actually "couth" is a word.
No employee has ever been gruntled.
It’s actually a thing… however, NO ONE has ever used that word. I this it was listed as an after thought to the original Disgruntled
or plussed. Just nonplussed.
Most employees are silently gruntled, you just have to watch out for the ones that are disgruntled, they make the most noise.
Or gusted.
@@rcnelson Your comment makes me feel gusted. 😉
I could watch him for an hour - he's funny!
Please put his full special up eventually (even if not right away, I would still love to see it).
Thanks Dry Bar and Phil Palisoul!
Same.
WOOOOOOOOOW! I was at a library when watching this. All I could do was cover my mouth, hold it in and cry
I can imagine! The chicken clucking thing…🤣🤣🤣
But you just couldn't stop watching 🤣
@@richardmichael7523 Suppressed laughter is the best! It builds upon itself. 😄
@divermike8943 Definitely 😄
“I found what I was looking for in the last place I looked”.
Yes.
Who would continue looking?
Whoever wants more.
I heard a comedian say that back in the 70's. It's always been my favorite comeback to people. 😅
@@barbaraparker6996
I got it from a comedian in the mid sixties. Two years ago to be precise.
@@Traitorman.Con.14th.Sec3 David Brenner. I had to look him up. I remembered his 1st name but couldn't remember his last name. He was always a favorite of mine. Do you remember him? Wasn't sure of your age.
@
David Brenner? Doesn’t ring a bell.
But hey, I’m Danish and in my youth we only had one television channel. Does Osvald Helmuth ring a bell for you?
“What am I supposed to do with all this ‘vaganza I got laying about?” 🤣🤣🤣
@@Nibiru3600X An extremum is a math term that means extra mums.
I think I would have to start by googling, what is vaganza and how do you use it?
Those LPs ought to be worth some cash.
Just eat it dumbass… if it hasn’t gone bed.
"Now I have extra vaganza." Haha.
That chicken segment was awesome. Bwok!
I’m sure you’ve seen the chicken song. If not look it up.
😂
Do roosters go "bwok" when they're not crowing?
I do occasionally use "It's the least I can do." I always follow it up with, "And I always like to do the least I can do."
The chicken bit had me on the floor 😂😂😂
Now that's comedy! 😅😅😅
😂haven’t laughed so hard at a comic since Ismo.
It's amazing to me how comedians can make people laugh who they haven't even personally met. I honestly wouldn't be good at this kind of job. I only attempt to make those I know laugh who I feel comfortable around.
I always try to make someone I just met laugh. If I get a laugh out of them in the first 5 minutes we will get along just fine.
@@aliengranpa Good for you, yeah I just don't have an outgoing personality to be honest, and never did.
@@bracebrooks967 me either actually, getting old helps. 😂
It’s more fun for the comedian because a new audience each time who never heard the joke will laugh if it’s good. I’m not a comedian but do software sales, not the Mecca of comedy audiences. I meet with thousands of new people per year remotely.
They all have their cameras on, I say “ I don’t do cameras as I have a face for radio and a mind for a mental institution” same joke a few hundred times a year, always someone laughing who I never met and they never expected a business meeting to be entertaining. 😅
@@dv8mr2 Very interesting and that point does make alot of sense as far as having new audiences to entertain. Most times I've made people laugh has been by accident to be honest.
Another one is "I don't mean to interrupt".... and they always are interrupting!
"Then don't"...and keep talking. Try that some time.
Only because it is for something that they think is even more important.
I think they’re conflating phrase:
“I don’t mean to be rude” and “sorry to interrupt”.
@suzannemckenzie7035 I like "I'm just saying". I want to say, " Please just stop saying, because ah...who asked you?"
@@divermike8943 " I'm just saying.." " oh yeah, and I'm just listening.."
Not to mention!! But this guy is something else.😅
Well played. 😉
not sure what that something is at the moment, but we are working on it
The chicken segment was spot on!
Hilarious😅!
You can never ask what time is it.
You have to ask what time is it going to be.
As an autistic person I spend my whole life trying to work out what people mean when they come out with these meaningless sentences. Communication is SO hard
@lesleynelson7708 As a child I would ask my mother, God rest her soul, what an idiom meant, such as, "I got it from the horse's mouth." She would just kind of repeat it. She just didn't have the words or was tired of answering my questions. I used to get so frustrated. LOL.
We all have our strengths and weaknesses, strength comes from practice.
Hard or difficult 🤔 😅🤣
You don’t seem to have much difficulty with it. Is the “autism” for government benefits or some kind of self diagnosed sympathy play?
Yeah, especially when you’re just looking for a yes or no. Like, do you want chicken tonight ?
Get the water from a hose!! hahaha 😂😂😂❤
It was a normal thing for us born in the 50s-70s
@@JaysRandomnessChannel yeah water from a hose was normal!!
@@JaysRandomnessChannel40’s, too
@@JaysRandomnessChannel , Back then when you were “sent out to play”, you could only come back in to pee. So, of course, you drank the water from the hose.😅
This guy is genuinely funny. Many comedians just aren't that funny to me, but Phil is. If he wrote this material, he's talented in both writing AND delivery. Well done.
Well that goes without saying.
This was hilarious!!He made a lot of good points! 😂
Unbeknownst - I love that word.
l need to goggle that word
It's a weird one as while (in the UK) we pretty much all know the word, it's rare you hear people use it. I do occasionally ... but not often.
Used by those who want to sound highly educated Brit trained 😂
Unbeknownst to them, but knownst to us.
Discombobulating, indeed.
Yes, I used to be so combobulated before this! 😁
I like that he's pointing out weirdness in the language, so I hope he keeps working at it. There's rich comedy available. Not in this bit of standup, but it's easily found.
Working days that are only one hour long, that's a lovely sentiment
Now there is a true comedian! Smart, funny jokes, with great delivery and perfect timing. Didn't cuss once or tell a single crude joke.
I think that's the policy at DryBar Comedy.
@@olwill1 Yes, and it is so refreshing!
I have my arms wrapped around myself and I can't stop laughing. This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time.
Two phrases currently overused: 'At the end of the day" and "It is what it is"
I agree!
I mean... at the end of the day, it is what it is.
I can’t stand “Reach Out” when they mean “Contact you.” and all the other new sayings that have somehow made it into the English language .
At the end of the day, it is what it is. Haha.
@@jimmysthoughts8571 Hey, we had the same thought. Haha. I commented that before I looked.
Laughter is the best medicine. Right after regular medicine, especially if you're sick.
The way I heard it was 'Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have diabetes, in which case insulin is probably better. '
“I COULD care less” surely it’s “couldn’t”?
I always say couldn't.
Exactly. That drives me crazy.
couldn't is correct
It actually is 'couldn't' lol
It is supposed to be couldn't care less.
"And now a man who needs *no* introduction.."
(Regularly heard at shows like this)
And then they proceed to introduce them!
Well, it's not as if members of the audience would put their hands up and say,
"Now. Wait a minute.
No, no. The name will come to me!"
Sames vibes as raps that start with something along the lines of, "Yeah, you know who it is." then proceed to name drop themselves five times in a row.
Dig... etymology and entomology.
Let's see him tackle scatology and eschatology.
This guy's awesome.
Peace on earth.
Scatology is a shitty word. Eschatology isn't used any more and kinda died out
@@divermike8943 Yea, but it could feel like the end of the world if you fell into a sewer.
We get up in the morning because our alarm went off . Then we roll over and turn it off. The alarm went ON! YOU TURNED IT OFF!
"These are the kinds of things I think of when I'm home alone and the power goes out!" (George Carlin)
He was out standing!
I'm pretty sure he was in standing.
That’s why the scarecrow won an award. He was out standing in his field.
No he was inside.
That gasted my flabber.
The chicken joke reminded me of Brian Regan’s bit about the dogs barking at each other at 3am. Haha.
As soon as I saw the title, I couldn’t click fast enough!
Language nerd & Oxford comma advocate
Yes, same here, title stopped me scrolling through. Love word etymologies, synonyms, and the Oxford comma. 💪🏼❤🤝😅
@ ✊🏻👊🏻 Respect.
He's right. People spew words before they think -- and often instead of any thinking at all. It's the least they can do.
I didn’t know I needed a conjugation of ‘unbeknownst’ in my life, but I definitely did.
"Delivered." That's gotta be painful.
yeah, but all the drinks to get there were fun!
I was part of a stage production of the nun's priest's tale (Canterbury tales). It's the one with the chickens and the fox.
The chickens constantly said 'Buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck...' until the fox came on.
Then it was 'Buck, buck, buck, bucking box! Bucking box!"
The audience suddenly knew exactly what the chickens were saying all along...
That is a great pirate costume little boy. But where are your buccaneers. They're under my buckin hat, lady.
I'm still waiting for the news reports that will say, "The suspect was found with numerous low caliber weapons."
And several low capacity magazines.
@@TheTibetyak And a stash of low powered handguns and defense rifles.
He look (and sounds) like the love child of J.K. Simmons and Colin Mochrie. That's a compliment cause I love those guys
Now that you mention it, YES!!
I'm ruthless I have no ruth for you.
‘I’ll be back before you know it.’ was always one of George Carlin’s favourite. This guy is hilarious 😂‼️
😂😂😂So clever! He reminds me of George Carlin. ❤
Carlin explored words just like that, and later, so did Steven Wright. Even Gallagher gave us insight into the silliness of our language. We need more like them.
spot on
Flammable means the same thing as inflammable
Who knew?
That would drive him crazy. Haha.
Which is greater? Famous or infamous??? 🙂
@@rustycherkas8229infamous is only for nefarious notoriety…😮
@@granmabern5283 Call me cynical. Too many times witnessing the skeletons in the closets of "famous" people reveal themselves. Too often, the famous become infamous.
You can be uderwhelmed or overwhelmed, but never....... whelmed.
As a child, I could never understand why, we drive on the Parkway and park on the driveway.
I can't tell whether I'm coming or going anyways.
Love this!! I have the same issues with words!! Lmao!!!
I had to dry my eyes from laughing. So good!
There's not too many entertainers who would try making chicken noises on stage for as long as he did - and even fewer who could get away with it the way he did. 😆
"Back and forth" should be "Forth and back". One goes forth, then possibly comes back. Rarely does someone go back first. Right?
It's to and fro
@TheOldBailey4135 Hither and Thither. Always Hither first. At Thither they check for your Hither receipt.
He's hilarious 😂 😃 😄 😁 🤣
Excellent. Thank you.
Extraordinary = outside the ordinary 😂
but extra does not mean outside
Yes it does, as opposed to “intra”. So it has multiple meanings.
I was at the shops yesterday and a lady asked can she sneak past. I was like not anymore you just gave yourself away try remaining quite next time it works better when sneaking.
LOL.
I been having a bad day and the “at least” part had me dying 😂
Thanks, thumbs up, have a great day.
This guy's pretty good. Would like to see more of him.
That was great and so true!
At the end of the day, this was pretty funny! :)
This guy is terrific!!😅😅😅😅
"That's the sort of stuff you think about when you work an hour a day." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was good!! COMEDY GOLD J.
As an English person - or any type of person really - that was excellent! 🤣
The hose joke really got me rofl 🚿 😂 !!
Extra ordinary indeed! And funny too.
This would 100% be my topic as a comedian, bugs me so much too 😂
Very funny and with no dirty words. 😂😂
Thank you for your George Carlin impression
@JackKerouac-i6r Well he came up with his own. Paul Provensa did a whole bit about words and the dictionary. Was he copying Galhager? Was Carlin copying Gallagher or the other way around. No.
That was hilarious. Just subscribed.
The best joke was at the very end. “Free time on his hands”
So smart and witty!
Who else noticed everyone laughing like chickens, when Phil did the chicken joke?😂😂😂
I remember at school people wondering about language; for example, people can be unlucky, but no one ever says "unluck", or someone is gormless, but you don't say that someone has gorm, or is full of gorm.
Fummy the chicken joke was hilarious
Its 0730 On Sunday Mprning😂😂😂😂My Day Will Be All Flabbergasted Now😂😂😂😂😂
"Harris" ? 😝🤪😝😄
The chicken joke was hilarious.
This guy is GOOD!!!!
The chicken joke had me giggling in public! I have an adopted pet chicken 🐔🤣
OMG this so cracked me up!🤣
There used to be this Colombian telenovela I followed called _Así Es la Vida._ I was a fan of the way it started, every Monday, with a new story that it wrapped up on Friday and it helped me learn Spanish. I told my sister about it.
Then, one day, I watched a DVD of a _Mexican_ telenovela called _Las Tontas no Van al Cielo._ The entire series was contained in a set of 12 episodes. That is, the entire series was wrapped up by the end of episode 12.
I wondered about this to my sister. _Así Es la Vida_ could have an entire new story, every week, in a _five-episode_ series that started on Monday and ended on Friday, but how does _Las Tontas no Van al Cielo_ make it work with _twelve?_ That's an odd number.
Wryly, she observed, "It's an _even_ number."
I scoffed and said, "Oh, you know what I mean!"
Please upload full special
🤣💯👊🏼 As a writer with a cartoon mind, I hear you!
i.e. If there is such a thing as a *pair* of pants, does a woman with one leg say, "instead of a dress today I think I'm going to wear a pant"?
An impredictable unpossibility.
This is brilliant!
I really enjoyed his comedy. I could listen for hours. I personally have issues with words that song the same but have different meanings. Why!
The announcer was giving his listeners the score of the game: "Both teams are playing very well and the score is now two to two, too!"
It's like the word prehistory... History before history
"Prehistory" means the period before any stories were written down.
I want to ask, “How would anyone know…?” 🤔🤪
@@Tebogo.Masebe Prehensile. Before hensile?
This dude is awesome.
I was reluctant to laugh but he got me at the end 😂😂😂
Were luctant before you did in again?
Absolutely hilarious!
This guy is a riot
Pure gold.
I like the word "Sesquipedalian", because if you use it you are doing it.
So you aren't from Sesquipedalia?
this guy is a genius lmaooooo