"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @jimgaffigan
    @jimgaffigan  4 роки тому +450

    Click subscribe to take this relationship to the next level bit.ly/SubJimGaffigan, Oh, & turn notifications on!

    • @acecafe727
      @acecafe727 4 роки тому +10

      jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤

    • @michealhenry3132
      @michealhenry3132 4 роки тому +7

      I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!

    • @teresab6383
      @teresab6383 4 роки тому +12

      jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up UA-cam I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 4 роки тому +3

      I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!

    • @upercalm16
      @upercalm16 4 роки тому +3

      You da best

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 4 роки тому +3159

    When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 4 роки тому +394

      Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊

    • @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210
      @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 4 роки тому +340

      Doing the lord's work here

    • @BigMiketheMOD
      @BigMiketheMOD 4 роки тому +253

      You sir, are a king of man

    • @bobbiellison4315
      @bobbiellison4315 4 роки тому +65

      Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!

    • @CALIBA88
      @CALIBA88 4 роки тому +60

      i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.

  • @jameslichtenberger9789
    @jameslichtenberger9789 4 роки тому +736

    I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.

  • @johngardner1898
    @johngardner1898 4 роки тому +335

    "A two gallon drum of diet coke."

  • @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
    @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 роки тому +205

    Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 4 роки тому +1233

    I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.

    • @mljns
      @mljns 4 роки тому +15

      jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.

    • @dszep2000
      @dszep2000 4 роки тому +3

      Diddo

    • @KikoJonesUSA
      @KikoJonesUSA 4 роки тому +11

      jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.

    • @Evilkitty64
      @Evilkitty64 4 роки тому +3

      💯 TRUTH ☺️

    • @frankjuarez496
      @frankjuarez496 4 роки тому +4

      Jesús part kills me all the time 😂

  • @darkroom8942
    @darkroom8942 4 роки тому +371

    I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience!
    Thanks Jim!

    • @heroofmasks
      @heroofmasks 3 роки тому +3

      @@RobespierreThePoof talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.

    • @deanpapadopoulos3314
      @deanpapadopoulos3314 2 роки тому +1

      What a great comment!!

    • @andrewb6464
      @andrewb6464 Рік тому +1

      What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Рік тому +2

      @@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt 4 роки тому +675

    When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 3 роки тому +28

      you've done more than the suicide hotline.

    • @keithmccaslyn2527
      @keithmccaslyn2527 3 роки тому +8

      that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it,
      I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 роки тому +18

      @@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.

    • @williambell356
      @williambell356 3 роки тому +3

      Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 3 роки тому +4

      and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!

  • @brianknapp6215
    @brianknapp6215 4 роки тому +434

    Best comedy line ever:
    "You ever have too many McDonald's fries....
    *OF COURSE NOT!* "

    • @clearcreek69
      @clearcreek69 4 роки тому +8

      I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?

    • @brianknapp6215
      @brianknapp6215 4 роки тому +4

      @@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 4 роки тому +3

      There's never enough!

    • @moisesarevalo5590
      @moisesarevalo5590 11 місяців тому +1

      I read your comment as he said that

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 4 місяці тому +1

      Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 9 місяців тому +15

    The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.

  • @danp4930
    @danp4930 4 роки тому +74

    When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you"
    Dead. Thats hilarious.

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 4 роки тому +134

    “He should be here by now” 😂

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 4 роки тому +2

      Perfect line, I was in tears.

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 4 роки тому +1305

    It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer.
    Especially when it's their first day.

    • @FishingtonBurpPuzzle
      @FishingtonBurpPuzzle 4 роки тому +26

      Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +10

      @@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 4 роки тому +9

      @@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 роки тому +12

      I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 4 роки тому +4

      Especially when you're at the liquor store

  • @TokeyTheBear_AOE
    @TokeyTheBear_AOE Рік тому +46

    Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.

  • @fexbio
    @fexbio 4 роки тому +947

    Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".

    • @MrParis215
      @MrParis215 4 роки тому +19

      Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 4 роки тому +15

      Might be more than 14...

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 роки тому +29

      McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.

    • @dariusketchup4781
      @dariusketchup4781 4 роки тому +8

      fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 роки тому +23

      @@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.

  • @Custerd1
    @Custerd1 4 роки тому +80

    I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.

  • @steveflow1332
    @steveflow1332 4 роки тому +129

    Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +1

      ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 4 роки тому +399

    Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir

  • @myownboss1
    @myownboss1 4 роки тому +76

    I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...

  • @allisonma42
    @allisonma42 10 місяців тому +16

    The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on UA-cam EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.

  • @zachtremblay5834
    @zachtremblay5834 4 роки тому +583

    Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.

    • @queen_of_flatulence
      @queen_of_flatulence 4 роки тому +16

      As a McDonald's employee I can confirm

    • @Alienshade
      @Alienshade 4 роки тому +2

      They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.

    • @ct0760
      @ct0760 3 роки тому +4

      Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣

    • @viggycat8592
      @viggycat8592 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha! BAM!

    • @darionmonson
      @darionmonson 3 роки тому +1

      Can confirm! Theyre nasty

  • @turdfurgusson
    @turdfurgusson 3 роки тому +37

    Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 роки тому +1

      actually, I think he is catholic. :-P

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 4 роки тому +338

    "If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little."
    Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!

    • @billgardner4892
      @billgardner4892 3 роки тому +3

      .

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 роки тому +6

      I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.

    • @joshb20101
      @joshb20101 3 роки тому +2

      I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 2 роки тому

      I just like a burger now and then.

    • @curadhanpowell5007
      @curadhanpowell5007 6 місяців тому

      Well, at least these fries are good anyway....

  • @donaldchamberlain428
    @donaldchamberlain428 2 місяці тому +3

    Jim is the one of the most talented comedians ever. Love this guy work

  • @daveg7172
    @daveg7172 2 роки тому +8

    Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.

    • @lainejaffe9716
      @lainejaffe9716 3 місяці тому

      Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol.
      And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.

  • @tessangelabeck8958
    @tessangelabeck8958 4 роки тому +105

    Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 3 роки тому +2

      I have his book, and it's a good read!

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 4 роки тому +124

    I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power

  • @mjkreu
    @mjkreu 4 місяці тому +2

    This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 4 роки тому +50

    Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!

  • @amiradib1007
    @amiradib1007 4 роки тому +156

    Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.

    • @miriambarnett2782
      @miriambarnett2782 4 роки тому +13

      Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +5

      exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes.
      (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)

    • @PlanktoniusRex
      @PlanktoniusRex 4 роки тому +2

      Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.

    • @mariatorres9789
      @mariatorres9789 4 роки тому +5

      I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 2 роки тому

      Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest.
      Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too?
      He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.

  • @kityee5346
    @kityee5346 4 роки тому +115

    I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!

  • @bobg.3206
    @bobg.3206 4 роки тому +11

    This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.

  • @kaitlynroseeeeeee
    @kaitlynroseeeeeee 4 роки тому +29

    God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻

    • @thenny6600
      @thenny6600 4 місяці тому

      Thank you. ❤️😌

  • @alexzais1935
    @alexzais1935 4 роки тому +34

    Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!

  • @mikecameron1441
    @mikecameron1441 4 роки тому +68

    I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!

  • @julmcfillin4600
    @julmcfillin4600 4 роки тому +82

    The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS!
    Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜

    • @VideoHawkeye
      @VideoHawkeye 4 роки тому

      Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce 2 роки тому +3

      Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 Рік тому

      "Spud rubbish" is also acceptable

  • @therealarien
    @therealarien 4 роки тому +29

    Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"

  • @13Babeloe
    @13Babeloe 4 роки тому +37

    My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you

    • @HelloDecember525
      @HelloDecember525 Рік тому +5

      I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen

  • @pablozee6359
    @pablozee6359 4 роки тому +101

    It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.

    • @maxiepattie85
      @maxiepattie85 4 роки тому

      I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!

  • @ChiquiTuni
    @ChiquiTuni 3 роки тому +8

    As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!

    • @nope5531
      @nope5531 2 роки тому

      Underated comment.

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert 8 місяців тому +6

    Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 4 роки тому +9

    His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!

  • @MoviesTubeYou0675
    @MoviesTubeYou0675 4 роки тому +39

    Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.

  • @mr.mikaeel6264
    @mr.mikaeel6264 4 роки тому +5

    Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)

  • @JohnDoe-jt4cu
    @JohnDoe-jt4cu 4 роки тому +24

    There needs to be a love button!

  • @Blacknight10_YT
    @Blacknight10_YT 4 роки тому +195

    This guy is the funniest

  • @claygilchrist632
    @claygilchrist632 4 роки тому +49

    Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!

  • @fmap4life
    @fmap4life 3 роки тому +10

    Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old

  • @jamesfalkner2713
    @jamesfalkner2713 Рік тому +9

    People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.

  • @Trapper50cal
    @Trapper50cal 3 роки тому +3

    "But if you care about the what the Royal Family is doing...that's Burger King." best line.

  • @richardpetts9661
    @richardpetts9661 3 роки тому +70

    This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.

  • @Alchemology_17
    @Alchemology_17 3 місяці тому +1

    I never get tired of his humor ❤😂

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 роки тому +7

    One of his many observational masterpieces.

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 Рік тому +17

    This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.

    • @greenhound386
      @greenhound386 Рік тому +1

      100% with you on this. I literally watch this video once per week at the minimum. It's amazing.

    • @kentandcollettebarr3243
      @kentandcollettebarr3243 Рік тому

      second only to Beacon.

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash 4 роки тому +47

    Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!

  • @babusastry
    @babusastry Рік тому +1

    Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished.
    Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 3 роки тому +18

    I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏

  • @youtubeshortsopps
    @youtubeshortsopps 9 місяців тому +6

    The best McDonald's commercial ever.

  • @thachocolategod
    @thachocolategod 4 роки тому +7

    As a former manager at McDonald's, he's speaking facts.

  • @neogaines2418
    @neogaines2418 3 місяці тому +1

    This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.

  • @CentaurusRelax314
    @CentaurusRelax314 4 роки тому +9

    Holy shit-Jesus' voice: that's frickin' gold. *GOLD!*

  • @kbrewski1
    @kbrewski1 4 роки тому +50

    Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there.
    It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless.
    That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!"
    We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles.
    All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years.
    Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +3

      well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 2 роки тому +1

      That's a reply and a half

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 2 роки тому +1

      @@popcornsutton6267
      Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 роки тому +2

      thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 Рік тому +1

      Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however..
      Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!

  • @woohunter1
    @woohunter1 Рік тому +7

    Fun fact: if you find a McDonalds French fry under your car seat that is a year old, it will still look as good as the day you bought it!

    • @07negative56
      @07negative56 9 місяців тому

      Nothing new there capital obvious. That’s been talked about for the better part of 30 years.

  • @Marcellat
    @Marcellat 3 місяці тому +1

    I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP 3 роки тому +2

    That was next level. Five arches.🤣

  • @ifyoueverfind78
    @ifyoueverfind78 4 роки тому +5

    the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr

  • @polyglot8
    @polyglot8 3 роки тому +5

    The funny thing about this clip is that Jim Gaffigan is the McDonalds of Stand-up comics - a guilty pleasure too embarrassing to admit to my circle of snobby friends. And Gaffigan's UA-cam clips are like McDonalds' fries - you can't stop consuming them!

  • @MikeSmith-qr7hw
    @MikeSmith-qr7hw 4 роки тому +66

    I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard

  • @wensdott860
    @wensdott860 4 роки тому +5

    I don't know what is funnier, this clip or the fact that I actually ate McDonald's today.........I'm loving it!!

  • @milesdantravis
    @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +252

    Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 роки тому +8

      @Miles Travis OMG that’s some
      AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +4

      Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 роки тому +1

      @Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +3

      My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +1

      It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.

  • @audition8170
    @audition8170 4 роки тому +44

    he's at his best here

  • @jjfi9721
    @jjfi9721 3 роки тому +2

    Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 4 роки тому +23

    It's true. "I gave you that bonus fry for a reahan" killed me and now I'm in heaven and yep, that's what Jesus sounds like.

  • @markrufener4172
    @markrufener4172 4 роки тому +59

    "Hot Pockets"

  • @creatorsremose
    @creatorsremose 4 роки тому +16

    You're worth it, Jim. Now that I clicked your video, UA-cam will recommend me McDonald's videos all week, but you're worth it.

  • @Area-5l
    @Area-5l 2 роки тому +1

    “Has your mother have made anything as good as a McDonald’s fry?” Statement gets truer and truer every year

  • @gapster77
    @gapster77 3 роки тому +1

    This guy is one of a kind.

  • @romantarango7267
    @romantarango7267 4 роки тому +14

    Refrying fries is the best way to reheat them.

  • @dustonlindeman3368
    @dustonlindeman3368 2 роки тому +7

    Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅

  • @1jesus2music3duke
    @1jesus2music3duke 3 роки тому +2

    “McDonald’s of the Soul” is an all time great comedic line

  • @bobdobalina838
    @bobdobalina838 Рік тому +2

    "We wouldn't know when breakfast ends if not for mcdonald's". classic.

    • @mrstacyj9496
      @mrstacyj9496 Рік тому +1

      Our neighborhood Mickey-D serves breakfast all day: breakfast never ends!

  • @HeatherSpoonheim
    @HeatherSpoonheim 4 роки тому +42

    I go to McDonald's to get 2 cheeseburgers. It amazes me that I know I can go there right now for a cheeseburger, and it will taste EXACTLY like the first one I had, over 30 years ago. The texture is the same, the little diced onions, the spot of ketchup on one side, then the little spot of mustard on the other. I'm not saying it's a good 'cheeseburger' - I don't even think of it as a real 'cheese burger' - but it's reliable, and that counts for something.

    • @THXx1138
      @THXx1138 4 роки тому +5

      The pickle really adds to that. Been many years since I had one and can still taste it in my mind's mouth (?)

    • @HeatherSpoonheim
      @HeatherSpoonheim 4 роки тому +2

      @@THXx1138 That's exactly what I'm talking about. I only go once or twice a year - but it never disappoints.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 3 роки тому +1

      They are slightly better than those regular hamburgers but that doesn't mean much. Both are dry, tasteless pieces of garbage. It always bothered me that you need to order an item called "Royale" just to get something that actually deserves to be called a "hamburger". And if your supreme version of your brand's main item is just the starting point of the competition, something is going really wrong!
      I do have an unexplainable crush on the McRib, though. It's also something somehow unique to McDreck. But those ham and cheeseburgers? Let's face it, they are only here for two reasons: 1) to have at least one item that costs 1dollar/euro; 2) to make the expensive burgers look better and more desireable by comparison.

    • @ashleymadison9380
      @ashleymadison9380 3 роки тому

      @@THXx1138 I fell the same way about dick!

    • @Donnah1979
      @Donnah1979 3 роки тому

      They took the sesame seeds of off the buns...

  • @dorondavid4698
    @dorondavid4698 4 роки тому +209

    I eat McDonald's once every 3 months, regret it right after, then crave it for the next 3 months

    • @dorondavid4698
      @dorondavid4698 4 роки тому

      @ScrapChild1979 I haven't had that in years, lol

    • @a.s.4914
      @a.s.4914 4 роки тому +1

      I don't eat McDonalds.....😁 I sometimes do the breakfast burrito. I love those packets of sauce, I want a gallon of that stuff.

    • @19mila87
      @19mila87 4 роки тому +5

      Me too!!!! Why?!?!? 😭

    • @nogoodgod4915
      @nogoodgod4915 4 роки тому

      My country doesnt have a McDonalds and last time I ate was in Italy 2 years ago and as far as I can remember it wasnt anything special. Why do people crave it so much?

    • @tim_the_gr8_904
      @tim_the_gr8_904 4 роки тому +1

      @@a.s.4914 Dairy queen breakfast burritos are amazing!

  • @johnmcclure3590
    @johnmcclure3590 10 місяців тому +2

    Your humor makes me happy, thank you

  • @licksnkicks1166
    @licksnkicks1166 4 роки тому +6

    I have never watched this guy before, he’s absolutely hysterical! Wow I am so impressed.

  • @surfpapo
    @surfpapo 4 роки тому +15

    This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪

  • @bobthompson4319
    @bobthompson4319 4 роки тому +10

    When I worked at McDonald's I'd sometimes throw a LOT of bonus frys in the bag if I liked the customer.

  • @seafoambunny5609
    @seafoambunny5609 4 роки тому +1

    Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite

  • @jimjutsu1825
    @jimjutsu1825 4 роки тому +2

    I got a Jim Gaffigan ad for a Jim Gaffigan video. Aren't I special?

  • @kevinhuddleston3969
    @kevinhuddleston3969 3 роки тому +4

    That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!

  • @adilouie
    @adilouie 4 роки тому +30

    As soon as I started watching this I wanted McDonald's Fries.
    I love them dipped in the Sweet and Sour Sauce!

    • @tim_the_gr8_904
      @tim_the_gr8_904 4 роки тому

      Jesus, getting out of bed and going there now lol.

  • @lalalalalalee6311
    @lalalalalalee6311 4 роки тому +4

    When he talks like we don’t want Jesus to sound like, “hey you been turning the other cheek, huh? I gave that bonus fry for a reason” I cried laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q Рік тому +1

    I'm only 37, but MacDonald's has changed a lot in the last 30 years. I was telling an 11 year old that you used to be able to get a pizza kids meal, and that you could have a birthday party in a train caboose parked in the parking lot.

  • @yvettenewell7520
    @yvettenewell7520 3 роки тому +3

    I’ll bet McDonalds loves this set 🤪😂🤪😂

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite 4 роки тому +11

    A beautiful analysis of our sick, beautiful, codependent relationship with McDonald's teat. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm a therapist...I say it because I'm a human being!

  • @weakbrainthrombosis
    @weakbrainthrombosis 4 роки тому +15

    I was laying in bed listening to this and I had to get up and go to McDonald’s.

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 4 роки тому

      Another BF Skinner alum.

    • @billyhomeyer7414
      @billyhomeyer7414 Рік тому

      Got BigMacs 2 for 1 four days ago. They make it home but the fries never do.

  • @christianhardtofind6349
    @christianhardtofind6349 Місяць тому

    "I was raised on McDonald's! And I turned out....well, maybe that's not the best reasoning!" 🤣

  • @bigfootseahawk9997
    @bigfootseahawk9997 4 роки тому +8

    my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg

  • @RobertoSantana61
    @RobertoSantana61 4 роки тому +9

    Love how you can go 10 minutes straight on the same subject (20 minutes for bacon)

  • @Tdotttttt
    @Tdotttttt Місяць тому +1

    LMAO his Jesus voice never fails to crack me up. I was having a panic attack and I clicked this video as a cure, and instantly the panic attack was gone lol