"That’s McDonald's!" - Jim Gaffigan (Mr. Universe)

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  • @jimgaffigan
    @jimgaffigan  4 роки тому +457

    Click subscribe to take this relationship to the next level bit.ly/SubJimGaffigan, Oh, & turn notifications on!

    • @acecafe727
      @acecafe727 4 роки тому +10

      jimgaffigan Will do after I get back from McD’s. 🍔🍟🥤

    • @michealhenry3132
      @michealhenry3132 4 роки тому +7

      I will admit to going to McDonald’s. Happily!

    • @teresab6383
      @teresab6383 4 роки тому +12

      jimgaffigan until dinner with the Gaffigans I only knew you from Sunday morning on CBS. And now I can’t wait till 5pm every night and I watch all the stand up UA-cam I can watch. You are hilarious I love your sense of humor you kids are great. You and Jeanie are raising them to care about others. They are all intelligent and aware of what’s going on in their world. Thank Jim for giving me something to look forward to during this pandemic. Teresa from Nashville

    • @juliantorres8818
      @juliantorres8818 4 роки тому +3

      I already subscribed jimmy! But you will have to wait till I'm done with this hot pocket and McDonald's fries!! Thank you for understanding captain giddy!!

    • @upercalm16
      @upercalm16 4 роки тому +3

      You da best

  • @MakoRuu
    @MakoRuu 4 роки тому +3230

    When I worked at McDonalds, I always used to put +1 chicken nugget in all the orders so people felt like they got lucky.

    • @heatherm2140
      @heatherm2140 4 роки тому +405

      Making your corner of the world happier, one nugget at a time 😊

    • @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210
      @sarahwithanhyouheathen3210 4 роки тому +350

      Doing the lord's work here

    • @BigMiketheMOD
      @BigMiketheMOD 4 роки тому +258

      You sir, are a king of man

    • @bobbiellison4315
      @bobbiellison4315 4 роки тому +68

      Great way to compensate for the bonus onion ring never in the fry box. Why are they still not making those boggles my mind!

    • @harambo88
      @harambo88 4 роки тому +62

      i worked at bk but did simliar stuff.

  • @jameslichtenberger9789
    @jameslichtenberger9789 4 роки тому +773

    I love how he can riff forever on one topic. It’s incredible.

  • @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191
    @sunshinelollipopunicorn8191 2 роки тому +218

    Jim Gaffigan literally pulls me out of depression and fills me with joy his humor is medicine

  • @KFrost-fx7dt
    @KFrost-fx7dt 4 роки тому +692

    When I worked in fast food I always gave people bonus chicken tenders, an onion ring or whatever. Just because I loved the thought of brightening someone's day if only for a moment.

    • @larrywexner4163
      @larrywexner4163 3 роки тому +27

      you've done more than the suicide hotline.

    • @keithmccaslyn2527
      @keithmccaslyn2527 3 роки тому +8

      that is so beautiful and bless your heart. people think its ONLY the Big things that make a diff',its those thoughtful mirco things that really do though,the one unexpected. I always loved having a few extra fries ,that I found 'in the bag",extra's or so it seems that fell outta the cup 'er were add in for a little extra pleasure. F- it,
      I Love McDonalds Fries!! I have never given up,I totally disagree with that line. comfort food is comfort,dont care how ya cut it !!:-) Happy Trails K-Frost. you Rock!!

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt 3 роки тому +18

      @@keithmccaslyn2527 I worked at Arby's. I almost forgot about the jalapeno poppers. Hardly anyone orders those so whenever I was at the fry station I would put an extra one or two in there. Or I would just dump all the poppers sitting under the heat lamps into the bag. I thought it was funny. Also I don't like to waste food.

    • @williambell356
      @williambell356 3 роки тому +3

      Try it now...get fired, sued and harrassed!

    • @jacesaces15
      @jacesaces15 3 роки тому +4

      and shortening their life by one week. What a guy!

  • @TheGigiparce0
    @TheGigiparce0 4 роки тому +1250

    I don’t care how many times I watch him tell the same jokes it just doesn’t get old.

    • @mljns
      @mljns 4 роки тому +15

      jorge mejia it’s your McDonalds... feels good going down.

    • @dszep2000
      @dszep2000 4 роки тому +3

      Diddo

    • @KikoJonesUSA
      @KikoJonesUSA 4 роки тому +11

      jorge mejia: You're not alone. I come back to this bit quite frequently. And ALWAYS lmao. Ha! Cheers.

    • @Evilkitty64
      @Evilkitty64 4 роки тому +3

      💯 TRUTH ☺️

    • @frankjuarez496
      @frankjuarez496 4 роки тому +4

      Jesús part kills me all the time 😂

  • @darkroom8942
    @darkroom8942 4 роки тому +374

    I’d forgotten that comedy is supposed to be a fun experience!
    Thanks Jim!

    • @heroofmasks
      @heroofmasks 4 роки тому +3

      @@RobespierreThePoof talking about how most of the world have turned into pansies who get offended by everything.

    • @deanpapadopoulos3314
      @deanpapadopoulos3314 2 роки тому +1

      What a great comment!!

    • @andrewb6464
      @andrewb6464 2 роки тому +2

      What do you mean a fun experience? Is there a time comedy isn't supposed to be fun?

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C Рік тому +2

      @@andrewb6464 wokeness is destroying comedy.

  • @johngardner1898
    @johngardner1898 4 роки тому +361

    "A two gallon drum of diet coke."

  • @TokeyTheBear_AOE
    @TokeyTheBear_AOE Рік тому +52

    Seriously, we all love you Jim. You have no idea how many bad days your comedy has turned around.

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis 4 роки тому +404

    Met Jim many years ago at Acme Comedy club in the twin cities. He was so humble and real, took time to talk with everyone and was very personable. Thanks for leaving me with a fun & funny long lasting memory sir

    • @skitaco7068
      @skitaco7068 4 роки тому

      Acme is in Minneapolis.

    • @bradylawrence2992
      @bradylawrence2992 4 роки тому +12

      @@skitaco7068 and minneapolis is one of the twin cities...

    • @OikPoinFive
      @OikPoinFive 2 роки тому

      Acne

    • @karenk2409
      @karenk2409 2 роки тому +2

      He's got 5 kids -- how arrogant could he be? LOL!

    • @QuertyQw33n
      @QuertyQw33n 2 роки тому +2

      lucky.❤

  • @allisonma42
    @allisonma42 Рік тому +24

    The best thing JG did for us is put out his comedy bits on UA-cam EVERYDAY for us in 2020. Thank you Jim. I still watch these videos today.

  • @HolyToledo
    @HolyToledo 4 роки тому +142

    “He should be here by now” 😂

    • @YaoEspirito
      @YaoEspirito 4 роки тому +2

      Perfect line, I was in tears.

  • @brianknapp6215
    @brianknapp6215 4 роки тому +440

    Best comedy line ever:
    "You ever have too many McDonald's fries....
    *OF COURSE NOT!* "

    • @clearcreek69
      @clearcreek69 4 роки тому +9

      I agree. I wonder if Jim has ever posted a video where he's talking about IHOP?

    • @brianknapp6215
      @brianknapp6215 4 роки тому +5

      @@clearcreek69 No- just Waffle House!😝

    • @Harrisonmego
      @Harrisonmego 4 роки тому +3

      There's never enough!

    • @moisesarevalo5590
      @moisesarevalo5590 Рік тому +1

      I read your comment as he said that

    • @The1stDukeDroklar
      @The1stDukeDroklar 8 місяців тому +1

      Beat me to it. Dang time travelers! You went back 3 years just to steal my comment 😜

  • @beliasphyre3497
    @beliasphyre3497 4 роки тому +1322

    It's bad when the cashier recognizes you as a repeat customer.
    Especially when it's their first day.

    • @FishingtonBurpPuzzle
      @FishingtonBurpPuzzle 4 роки тому +26

      Brought back a cringe memory of being served by my student but not recognising her. Still, I only had an icecream so not so shameful.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +10

      @@FishingtonBurpPuzzle I mean at least a burger has protein and vitamins 😄

    • @grecco_buckliano
      @grecco_buckliano 4 роки тому +9

      @@nthgth Well, it's supposed to..........

    • @JD-go2qj
      @JD-go2qj 4 роки тому +12

      I've done that because there's a really pretty girl there 😉 it's not like I'm gonna pick her up in the drive thru though, but one can dream

    • @My_Naginta
      @My_Naginta 4 роки тому +4

      Especially when you're at the liquor store

  • @danp4930
    @danp4930 4 роки тому +78

    When he said "Oh, I didn't know I was better than you"
    Dead. Thats hilarious.

  • @myownboss1
    @myownboss1 4 роки тому +79

    I love when he does that sing-songy whispering voice... I’m loving it...

  • @fexbio
    @fexbio 4 роки тому +966

    Once I read that the McDonald's fries have fourteen ingredients, and the only thing I could think of it was: "I really hope one of these ingredients is potato".

    • @MrParis215
      @MrParis215 4 роки тому +19

      Bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Custerd1
      @Custerd1 4 роки тому +15

      Might be more than 14...

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 роки тому +29

      McDonalds: Potatoe? No. But it's as good as potatoe. Better. We have 14 ingredients, not to brag but potaote only has 1...potatoe.

    • @dariusketchup4781
      @dariusketchup4781 4 роки тому +8

      fexbio Is there even a potato in the potato? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 роки тому +23

      @@dariusketchup4781 potatoes are a lie. Dont give in to the potatoe propaganda.

  • @donaldchamberlain428
    @donaldchamberlain428 6 місяців тому +6

    Jim is the one of the most talented comedians ever. Love this guy work

  • @steveflow1332
    @steveflow1332 4 роки тому +132

    Dude the thing about seeing someone at McDonald tho 😂

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +1

      ugh, did u really need that douchey "tho" at the end? ruined your entire comment... smh

  • @fourlittlebirds6166
    @fourlittlebirds6166 Рік тому +25

    The “bonus fry” is the best joke ever. Truth. My family and I still joke about it.

  • @Custerd1
    @Custerd1 4 роки тому +82

    I love how no one admitted going there at the beginning, but they were all laughing knowingly at the end.

  • @kityee5346
    @kityee5346 4 роки тому +117

    I love this guy. His jokes are hilarious and clean. I rewatch his videos when I'm down or wanted a laugh. Thank you, Jim!

  • @kaitlynroseeeeeee
    @kaitlynroseeeeeee 4 роки тому +29

    God bless everybody and stay safe! Remember that you are all dearly loved no matter what! 😀✝️😇❤️🙏🏻

    • @thenny6600
      @thenny6600 8 місяців тому

      Thank you. ❤️😌

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 4 роки тому +125

    I’ve watched this bit a zillion times and I still belly laugh every time. At least for me, that’s George Carlin level staying power

  • @turdfurgusson
    @turdfurgusson 4 роки тому +38

    Gaffigan is gold. There's nothing more to say.

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 роки тому +1

      actually, I think he is catholic. :-P

  • @zachtremblay5834
    @zachtremblay5834 4 роки тому +584

    Mcdonalds fries: Almost as salty as their employees.

    • @queen_of_flatulence
      @queen_of_flatulence 4 роки тому +16

      As a McDonald's employee I can confirm

    • @Alienshade
      @Alienshade 4 роки тому +2

      They are all good where I live. Besides the yung sommer workers.

    • @ct0760
      @ct0760 4 роки тому +4

      Lol if you worked there or had friends that did and kept complaining about it, youd understand why 🤣

    • @viggycat8592
      @viggycat8592 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha! BAM!

    • @darionmonson
      @darionmonson 4 роки тому +1

      Can confirm! Theyre nasty

  • @richardpetts9661
    @richardpetts9661 4 роки тому +71

    This has to be my favourite JG piece. In a world of virtue signalling and hypocrisy this really brings it home.

  • @amiradib1007
    @amiradib1007 4 роки тому +156

    Even though hes famous, hes still underrated. One of the best to ever do it - period.

    • @miriambarnett2782
      @miriambarnett2782 4 роки тому +13

      Rodney Tehrani yes and the humor is clean. That’s refreshing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 4 роки тому +5

      exactly - he's just telling stories. Clean or not, he's not even joking, he's just a super funny dude. It's just the way he tells it. In a sense he's not even a comedian! Huge difference between this and telling jokes.
      (Of course some jokes are thrown in, like any funny person telling a story)

    • @PlanktoniusRex
      @PlanktoniusRex 4 роки тому +2

      Rodney Tehrani he's married so chill dude.

    • @mariatorres9789
      @mariatorres9789 4 роки тому +5

      I like that he doesn't cuss & isn't vulgar. Hilarious guy.

    • @cheesesteakphilly
      @cheesesteakphilly 2 роки тому

      Wtf? Jim is NOT underrated in the slightest.
      Do you think Michael Jackson and Queen are underrated too?
      He’s among the ranks of Bill Burr, Louis CK and Jim Jefferies. Dave is the GOAT though.

  • @tessangelabeck8958
    @tessangelabeck8958 4 роки тому +106

    Jim has a lot of kids and a fun book "Dad is Fat" ~ I imagine his children are having a great childhood, based upon his little stories in his book.

    • @Tis-I
      @Tis-I 3 роки тому +2

      I have his book, and it's a good read!

  • @mikecameron1441
    @mikecameron1441 4 роки тому +68

    I love ya' Jim! We all need a little levity while we're trapped at home!! God Bless you and your family!!

  • @RealGrubert
    @RealGrubert Рік тому +10

    Gaffigan is the best comedian of our time.

  • @bobg.3206
    @bobg.3206 4 роки тому +11

    This is one of the best commentaries on society ever. It's hilarious because it's true.

  • @scoutstrong3003
    @scoutstrong3003 4 роки тому +341

    "If you're over the age of ten and you're eating McDonald's, you've given up a little."
    Jim, why you calling me out like that?!!!

    • @billgardner4892
      @billgardner4892 4 роки тому +3

      .

    • @Circuitssmith
      @Circuitssmith 3 роки тому +6

      I never pay more than 5 dollars total for fast food. I only eat it when I can get something for free, then a meal for just a few dollars. I’m a mature and thrifty adult..... is what I keep telling myself.

    • @joshb20101
      @joshb20101 3 роки тому +2

      I don't eat mcdonalds unless I have nothing else to do...

    • @roguesheep3083
      @roguesheep3083 3 роки тому

      I just like a burger now and then.

    • @curadhanpowell5007
      @curadhanpowell5007 10 місяців тому

      Well, at least these fries are good anyway....

  • @jonconstant3914
    @jonconstant3914 2 роки тому +17

    This 10 minute bit is my favorite in all of standup comedy, from any comedian, of all time. It just keeps hitting. I quote it all the time. I come back again and again to listen and it always makes me laugh.

    • @greenhound386
      @greenhound386 2 роки тому +1

      100% with you on this. I literally watch this video once per week at the minimum. It's amazing.

    • @kentandcollettebarr3243
      @kentandcollettebarr3243 Рік тому

      second only to Beacon.

  • @mjkreu
    @mjkreu 8 місяців тому +3

    This is one of the best comedy routines ever. Absolutely killing it.

  • @alexzais1935
    @alexzais1935 4 роки тому +34

    Him and Sebastian Maniscalco are the best right now I swear!

  • @jeffdawson2786
    @jeffdawson2786 3 роки тому +7

    One of his many observational masterpieces.

  • @JohnDoe-jt4cu
    @JohnDoe-jt4cu 4 роки тому +25

    There needs to be a love button!

  • @johnmcclure3590
    @johnmcclure3590 Рік тому +2

    Your humor makes me happy, thank you

  • @Blacknight10_YT
    @Blacknight10_YT 4 роки тому +194

    This guy is the funniest

  • @MoviesTubeYou0675
    @MoviesTubeYou0675 4 роки тому +39

    Love this guy’s humor! He just hits it on the mark every time.

  • @13Babeloe
    @13Babeloe 4 роки тому +37

    My husband and I are sitting here in tears. You are hilarious. I needed this laugh cause I just lost my older brother. Three in the last six months. And we lost a two month old grandson last. Just. So thank you

    • @HelloDecember525
      @HelloDecember525 Рік тому +5

      I am so sorry! That is so heart breaking. 💔💔. May God's heavenly peace that surpasses all understanding comfort your family, and especially when you sleep. In Jesus name amen

  • @mr.mikaeel6264
    @mr.mikaeel6264 4 роки тому +5

    Had cancer and did love it smh. I lived Jim's dream, took lots of naps in hospital ^^ and after years of forgetting about desserts i had one every evening with a special fancy flavour on sundays :)

  • @fmap4life
    @fmap4life 4 роки тому +11

    Watched it for the 100th time. Never gets old

  • @ChiquiTuni
    @ChiquiTuni 3 роки тому +8

    As a teacher, I imparted knowledge for 25 years. Then, a student told me about Jim Gaffigan, and it made my whole career worthwhile!

    • @nope5531
      @nope5531 3 роки тому

      Underated comment.

  • @daveg7172
    @daveg7172 2 роки тому +12

    Silence after he mentions McDonalds, but strangely, everyone applauds as soon as he says french fries.

    • @lainejaffe9716
      @lainejaffe9716 7 місяців тому

      Probably because McDonald’s isn’t the only place with fries…lol.
      And because people who would never even look at their “mystery meat” lol might enjoy their fries XD.

  • @deanshort9011
    @deanshort9011 4 роки тому +51

    Jesus's high pitched voice, "I gave you that bonus fry for a REE-Zan." Oh man so imaginative! Excellent delivery. You have so many great voices Jim!

  • @pablozee6359
    @pablozee6359 4 роки тому +103

    It’s all McDonald’s - hilarious and true.

    • @maxiepattie85
      @maxiepattie85 4 роки тому

      I just weed watched Mc Millions and then Mc stole that shit or whatever.. I am loving this shit!

  • @dustonlindeman3368
    @dustonlindeman3368 2 роки тому +7

    Love Jim's delivery and the voices. Had been a constant day brightener since I first heard him on Bob and Tom in the morning. Out of Lansing Michigan. Thank you Jim for all the laughs and stomach aches 😂🤣😅

  • @kbrewski1
    @kbrewski1 4 роки тому +50

    Great stuff Jim. I can relate in so many ways. Ok, confession time. Not only am I of the generation that was raised on McD in the 60s and early 70s as a kid (I actually remember my parents taking us to the early ones with no dining room and the HUGE yellow arches, and you walked up and ordered at a window when all they had were regular size burgers, bag of fries, cokes and shakes--and the shakes were great!), but my 1st JOB in HS was at McD because all my buddies in the neighborhood worked there.
    It was actually a great 1st job for a 16 year old. But we soon learned we could pull off some funny stuff unbeknownst to the earnest slightly older managers who were there "on a career path". Normally only girls worked at the cash register and us guys worked the hard manly jobs---grill, fries, and buns ("Seperate your buns better McCloskey!"). But we had a newly hired female manager who wanted to be the Gloria Steinem of the 70s McDs, so one day she put a bunch of us guys on the cash registers and girls in back on grill. While disaster was developing in the back, (oooh, thats hot, thats disgusting, what's a grease squeegee? etc)we decided to have some fun and changed our name tags to Three Stooges names. We all were also big Monty Python fans so we all talked with thick English accents while taking orders and threw out one Python line after another.The quizzical looks on customers faces were priceless.
    That experiment was quickly abandoned, but that didnt stop us from messing with the managers. Like we would take the managers master schedule and job assignment charts for each shift and write in a false employee, again using Python names usually (yes, we were fanatics). So a few days later the manager is checking the stations before the big dinner rush shift starts, and she's calling out Graham Chapman very loudly over and over. "Anyone know where Graham Chapman is?? He's on Fries tnite!" We'd yell out things like "I heard he's got a gammy leg" or "I think he joined the RAF" etc. The manager, in a tizzy, checks the weekly schedule and exclaims "My god, Graham Chapman has got 40 hours this week!"
    We also filmed an entire movie at McDs on one of those huge VHS camcorders on the coveted 11pm to 7 am closing night shift which is now legendary in McD circles.
    All in all, great times other than the fact that I literally smelled like Big Mac sauce at the end of every shift no matter what station I was working---that stuff seeped into my pores for years.
    Edit add>Dammit, I got a seal of approval from Jim and then I stupidly revised my comment to make some minor correction, and the edit nixed his thumbs up...

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 2 роки тому +3

      well I liked your comment, and I'm a future comic genius, hope that's good enough for now

    • @popcornsutton6267
      @popcornsutton6267 2 роки тому +1

      That's a reply and a half

    • @kbrewski1
      @kbrewski1 2 роки тому +1

      @@popcornsutton6267
      Thanks Popcorn. You all buttered up?

    • @wylier
      @wylier 2 роки тому +2

      thanks for sharing this story. I have never worked at a fast-food place, unless you count a half-day (yes, that short!) stint at Hale and Hearty Soups. It's great that you managed to work your love for Monty Python into your job - something I have yet to do. The closest I ever got was meeting John Cleese at a book signing. When it was my turn to have my copy signed, I approached John with money in my hand and quoted the famous 'argument' sketch that he did with Michael Palin. He actually laughed out loud, and then signed my copy of his book. So I want it engraved on my tombstone (er, you can wait until I actually expire, thank you!) that I made a Python laugh out loud. Good day.

    • @brianstratton8767
      @brianstratton8767 2 роки тому +1

      Quite the epic Mc'D experience you had; as a FishWish lovin' youth I was certain one day I'd be wearing that coveted ' Trainee' paper hat but after chopping 50# bags of onions to top th' burgers at our church food stand during our tiny town's July 4th carny.. Let's just say I was permanently soured on food service however..
      Have you heard of Mac Sabbath..?!

  • @jamesfalkner2713
    @jamesfalkner2713 Рік тому +9

    People like jim and Sinbad, are far and few between. Vulgarity, and extreme shock value, are not necessary, and these two bring the funny, that just about anyone can listen to. And split their side with funny material, without the swearing. Thank you, Jim. You have a great knack for great stories, and very hilarious. It makes my day.

  • @claygilchrist632
    @claygilchrist632 4 роки тому +50

    Now I'm craving a Quarter Pounder with cheese. Thanks Jim Gaffigan!

  • @PhoenixProdLLC
    @PhoenixProdLLC 4 роки тому +18

    I cannot get over how intensely HILARIOUS you are! Your timing and story creativity is freaking AMAZING! 👏👏👏

  • @bigfootseahawk9997
    @bigfootseahawk9997 4 роки тому +8

    my two fav comedians. Gaffigan and Mitch Hedburg

  • @julmcfillin4600
    @julmcfillin4600 4 роки тому +82

    The fries at the bottom of the bag are known as bagglers. Everyone loves bagglers! SCORE! Thought I ate them all, but Look! BAGGLERS!
    Thank you, Jim. I had a stressful day teleworking as best I can, and was looking to relax, and found your channel. I laughed so hard, I cried. I needed that, Jim. That, and vodka. You pair well with vodka. Love and light to you and your family. You do this world a great service in making us laugh in these stressful times. 🤣👍💜💜💜

    • @VideoHawkeye
      @VideoHawkeye 4 роки тому

      Jul McFillin I’ll alert the press

    • @T410ce
      @T410ce 3 роки тому +3

      Five Guys took this idea and just went overboard....

    • @bourneslippy8039
      @bourneslippy8039 Рік тому

      "Spud rubbish" is also acceptable

  • @surfpapo
    @surfpapo 4 роки тому +15

    This is a classic and so true , Jim rules 😂🙈💪

  • @gapster77
    @gapster77 4 роки тому +1

    This guy is one of a kind.

  • @ianpollard4501
    @ianpollard4501 4 роки тому +4

    I laugh until I cry listening to your work. Not a single bad word too🏆

  • @scottsirkis4531
    @scottsirkis4531 5 місяців тому

    I just turned 63 on June 3rd and I love what you do and your fathertlme Bourbon.

  • @licksnkicks1166
    @licksnkicks1166 4 роки тому +6

    I have never watched this guy before, he’s absolutely hysterical! Wow I am so impressed.

  • @seafoambunny5609
    @seafoambunny5609 4 роки тому +1

    Jim Gaffigan will always be my favorite

  • @audition8170
    @audition8170 4 роки тому +44

    he's at his best here

  • @neogaines2418
    @neogaines2418 7 місяців тому +1

    This is one of the best comedy specials ever. Love it.

  • @commentcopbadge6665
    @commentcopbadge6665 4 роки тому +9

    His point is so well made that the audience cheers and applauds for Mcdonald's fries. They clapped for the reference of french fries. Clapped! LOL!

  • @jjfi9721
    @jjfi9721 3 роки тому +2

    Why would some of you people dislike this masterpiece.

  • @coffee1207
    @coffee1207 4 роки тому +10

    Love him and his family

  • @kevinhuddleston3969
    @kevinhuddleston3969 4 роки тому +4

    That's got to be one of his funniest and best sets ever!

  • @wrthrash
    @wrthrash 4 роки тому +47

    Jim is one of the few comics that releases decent show segments, other's are like a minute tops, Jim's a giver and pretty damn funny, as are his kids!

  • @sharmitoboylos7585
    @sharmitoboylos7585 Рік тому +1

    I love this bit. It’s brilliant, Jim.

  • @therealarien
    @therealarien 4 роки тому +30

    Whenever I make a mistake I go "Do do do do dooo....MISTAKE"

  • @vwiggins1847
    @vwiggins1847 4 роки тому +2

    You are loved Dude. You're a great guy!

  • @kabouterwesley83
    @kabouterwesley83 2 роки тому +3

    And the bonus fry is always cold. Since it's isolated from the rest of the fries and discovered when all others are eaten.
    And yet you eat it anyway!

  • @Yaaaaa33
    @Yaaaaa33 4 роки тому +3

    Man I love this guy. Best comedian ever

  • @milesdantravis
    @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +248

    Always eat the loose fry first, before it gets cold.

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 роки тому +7

      @Miles Travis OMG that’s some
      AWESOME advice - I’ve never thought of that before! Underrated comment!!!! 😉 (and NOOOOO I am NOT being sarcastic).

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +4

      Another bit of fast food advice, no lettuce, no onions, saves a big mess😉 You learn a lot in the Pizza Delivery business, driving around all day...

    • @ChaCha.44
      @ChaCha.44 4 роки тому +1

      @Miles Travis I don’t doubt what you are implying you learned while delivering pizzas!! I hope you got decent tips though 😉 Thankfully I just prefer cheese, pepperoni, sausage, and pineapple on my pizza (NOT all together at once though, ewww 🤢 I don’t like onions on my pizza, only on burgers and they gotta be red ones, raw. 😉),

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +3

      My bad, I meant on burgers, I didn't eat pizza the whole time I worked there. I would stop by Macdonalds or wherever while driving around. Onions are great on burgers but I learned the diced ones and lettuce would wind up all over my car.

    • @milesdantravis
      @milesdantravis 4 роки тому +1

      It was years ago in VA, a huge neighborhood, I made around 500 bucks or so a week driving around listening to music, it was great.

  • @leahtreck1083
    @leahtreck1083 Рік тому +1

    Aloha, on fire Jim🔥.

  • @P51
    @P51 4 роки тому +22

    this is the bit that got me hooked on JG. still his best in my opinion.

    • @mlamarana
      @mlamarana 4 роки тому +1

      Craig Williams me too!

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine 4 роки тому +6

      Hot Pockets bit got me. Been a big fan ever since.

    • @lemongavine
      @lemongavine 4 роки тому +1

      Nick Niehaus Directions: Remove from package, place directly in toilet.

  • @Alchemology_17
    @Alchemology_17 7 місяців тому +1

    I never get tired of his humor ❤😂

  • @ccramit
    @ccramit 3 роки тому +4

    This is probably his best bit. I've watched it like 30 times and still love it every time.
    Which is weird because my other favorite comic is Bill Burr. And they're kind of completely opposites. But I love them both.

  • @rich74424
    @rich74424 4 роки тому +1

    God, I love you Jim Gaffigan. Thank You.

  • @kimberlybass6982
    @kimberlybass6982 4 роки тому +9

    Best laugh master on the planet 😁

  • @LezbollahMothra
    @LezbollahMothra 2 місяці тому

    The amount of times I have referenced “that’s mcdonalds” over the years, bless u for putting that part in an easily sharable format so i can just point everyone to this video.

  • @JJ-uw9qu
    @JJ-uw9qu 4 роки тому +10

    Thank you Jim for the laughs!!! You make the Quarantine bearable! You are hilarious!!!

  • @juanforero1642
    @juanforero1642 4 роки тому +7

    You are wonderful, I love you jokes and your body movements when you are talking.

  • @ifyoueverfind78
    @ifyoueverfind78 4 роки тому +5

    the Fry's story is so true...you always want more and you're always searching the bag for Mr

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite 4 роки тому +11

    A beautiful analysis of our sick, beautiful, codependent relationship with McDonald's teat. And I'm not just saying that cuz I'm a therapist...I say it because I'm a human being!

  • @danielp2954
    @danielp2954 4 роки тому +3

    Jiim, I lov'in it. You are a true American.

  • @Marcellat
    @Marcellat 7 місяців тому +1

    I ❤️ that show!! Especially the McDonald’s!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @george6096
    @george6096 2 роки тому +4

    Your one of the funniest people I know !! Thank you Jim this and hot pockets segment I can watch over and over and I laugh harder Everytime. Thank you we Love you!!!

  • @jpallen719
    @jpallen719 3 роки тому +1

    I think he is the funniest comedian who ever lived......I’ve seen this stuff so many times I am still in tears every time I watch it.

  • @guerrerojaguar6371
    @guerrerojaguar6371 3 роки тому +7

    Bro, brilliant performance, I even cried a bit from laughing, thanks bro, of course you won my subscription, you're onto something Jim!!!

  • @babusastry
    @babusastry Рік тому +1

    Happiness is finding an extra fry at the bottom of the bag when u thought you were finished.
    Finding two extra fries is simply out of this world.

  • @markrufener4172
    @markrufener4172 4 роки тому +60

    "Hot Pockets"

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP 3 роки тому +2

    That was next level. Five arches.🤣

  • @MikeSmith-qr7hw
    @MikeSmith-qr7hw 4 роки тому +66

    I am very sick but I've have never laughed this hard

  • @SnarkyStuff1
    @SnarkyStuff1 4 роки тому

    I NEVER TIRE OF LISTENING TO JIM...IVE LISTENED TO THIS HUNDREDS OF TIMES! ALWAYS AWESOME.

  • @creatorsremose
    @creatorsremose 4 роки тому +16

    You're worth it, Jim. Now that I clicked your video, UA-cam will recommend me McDonald's videos all week, but you're worth it.

  • @SupahFans
    @SupahFans 4 роки тому +1

    Jim Gaffigan's self-deprication....hilarity ensues. Thank ya, Sir🙏🏼

  • @mrpiyush
    @mrpiyush 4 роки тому +180

    Big fan...

    • @Gashnaw
      @Gashnaw 3 роки тому +10

      Big "mac" fan?

    • @Mr.Handsnif
      @Mr.Handsnif 3 роки тому +6

      Most fans just go where the wind blows

    • @ameliasegan2138
      @ameliasegan2138 3 роки тому

      You and me both sister

    • @ebayerr
      @ebayerr 3 роки тому +2

      Piyush Sharma : I used to be a fan....
      ....now I'm an air conditioner...

  • @helengorton894
    @helengorton894 5 місяців тому +1

    FABULOUS!!!!

  • @johnwilliams7922
    @johnwilliams7922 4 роки тому +138

    Like two Baptists meeting at a liquor store.