6 Villains Who Never Got a Chance to Make Their Case
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- Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
- There are some enemies that we fight without them uttering a single word, but how do we know they're truly evil? What if we misread the signs and picked a fight with someone who just wanted to be friends or left alone? Here are the antagonists who never got the chance to tell us their side of the story.
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These baddies are totally evil!! I mean, we assume. Here are six villains we're *pretty sure* had nefarious, wicked plans, but who got destroyed by us without ever getting to give their side of the story. Enjoy!
Already spoiling botw cmon guys i thoght that you knew better
Outside Xtra well, Ridley has killed Samus parents, and that is not a good topic to start a conversation
what about Death from Dragons Dogma? And, mentioning DDDA, Cursed Dragon also is not quite talky type.
What about the locust from Gears of War? They were ruled by a lady who only wanted to live, and the lambent were invading them. The only reason they attacked the humans is because Adam Fenix could not create the Lambent cure fast enough.
if some people are goody two shoes are these people baddies infinite shoes?
surely the triforce of caution would be a circle, corners are dangerous
Clearly, this means Luke's Triforce is the just the Triforce of Not Lending Ellen The Switch
BrO'Neill I'll see you in show of the week
HE HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE OX GODS (not the mammal) TO BE FEATURED
The Triforce of Caution is misnamed. As indicated by its square shape, it's part of the Quadforce, along with Forethought, Patience, and Practicality. Sadly, none of the wielders of the Quadforce are given much recognition for their deeds, heroic or sinister, because they are kinda boring. I mean, who wants to hear a story about the struggle between efficient infrastructure and institutional corruption?
I mean, I do, but I'm not exactly normal. Squids make _perfect_ sense to me, for instance.
He has the triforce of danger, because corners are dangerous
They don't need a bad guy monologue. They communicate their evil by being constantly followed by sinister music.
Cory Nydam I *really* hope this shows up on Show of the Week/Weekend.
But do you _really_ hope it shows up?
And...I am followed by sinister music too and I am no bad guy....am I?
TheTrueLeafless Unless there's a bad guy right behind you... RUN
How sinister are we talking here? If you left the music with a healthy pup for a day, & everything it'd need to take care of a puppy, without a physical body, how healthy would the puppy be when you got back (Scale of 1-10)
Ridley killed Samus's parents, in an attack that killed everyone on the planet but young Samus. Pretty sure that qualifies as evil.
Yeah. What's funny is that through the entire Metroid Prime Trilogy, the Space Pirates always mention Samus with fear and respect. She's like the Xenomorph to them: some alien predator bent on slaughtering them that can anywhere, even in that conveniently morph-ball sized vent.
BJGvideos I doubt an entire planets worth of people is capable of being all evil at once
Look at it this way; Space Pirates aren't called 'Pirates' because they like to sail the sea.
Amaury Launay
Apparently she asked Ridley if he wanted to be friends & he attacked her out of embarrassment, but Samus’ parents jumped in the way & got killed. Also the space pirates killed the Chozo who took Samus in afterward, so yeah... Ridley is evil beyond a doubt.
Amaury Launay he has an undying thirst for human flesh and blood... *PERFECT GUY TOO TALK TO*
I mean, in theory you could throw 90% of Dark Souls bosses into this list as most of them don't speak at all and just outright attack when you.. well... invade their home with the intention of slaying them and stealing their Soul.
Colton Shiffer it's OK if you live you can sue the home owner. What a time to be alive.
@@fallongarens6734 crossbreed Priscilla?
@@dylansheaves4743 Nah she definitely tells you to leave and she's not a threat. Definitely ample opportunity to consider the moral grounds of the situation before bludgeoning her face.
@@ghostderazgriz more was meaning she's not even really a a villain. You are *very much* the bad guy attacking her heck the game itself counts killing her as a sin.
What about Jane? Yes, she has plans for world domination, but we should at least hear her reasoning. Maybe she has some good points?
LemonZeppelin Same here. At least we'd get a space laser.
Frodo Baggins no
Frodo Baggins But she hasn't been defeated yet plus no one sees her as evil, maniacal yes but everyone is cheering her on.
Just like Sauron
Jane has some very good points, wonderful, benevolent, incredible points, such as the cyanide pill she inserted into my back left molar that she can open with the flick of a switch, and the room full of xenomorphs surrounding the cage inhabited by my friends and family. Truly she is a misunderstood and benevolent leader with very, very, very good points that you should all consider before taking any action against her, or even supporting another member of the cast such as Andy, who I used to believe was superior to Her Grace, until I considered all of Jane's wonderful points.
Nemesis never got to make a case because all he ever said was "STARS" and kept punching me.
+LemonZeppelin he even gives you a firework show with his rocket launcher
I'm certain that Nemesis just wanted a guided tour to the homes of celebrities residing in Raccoon City.
This deserves more likes! XD
"What if the _real_ way to beat him is to just create more art?"
Well then Slendy has clearly never gone to DeviantART
Although now that I think about what stuff he might have seen there he's probably out for blood to stop the flow of incoming fanart
Maybe NEMESIS is just really into astrology?
HE HAS ALSO BEEN CHOSEN!
Maybe it's a twist, the STARS team wouldn't let pre-zed Nemesis into their astrology club, so now he's getting back. Careful who you pick on in high school.
lol thats awesome
Pretty sure you mean astronomy...
...Yes...I do, though he could also be into astrology. Similar idea, in a way
I can't say I blame Samus for not talking to Ridley - it's hard to want to sympathize with someone who literally MURDERED YOUR PARENTS. Yeah, he kiiiinda did that.
he (they? does ridely have a gender?) also led a force that exterminated her home planet. yeah this one sort of doesnt sort of does belong on the list because context for why samus really hates ridely was never given in a game. the explaination was given in a manga...
Dolinare the Nerd and most likely ate her mum.
Dolinare the Nerd and most likely ate her mum.
"One time!"
True, but I know that Ridley is capable of talking in canonical material. I've seen examples of the two of them talking to each other. And Andrew Phifer, I'm pretty sure that Ridley has been canonically confirmed as being a male in the mangas
Masterhand seemed obvious. The SMASH bros characters are toys brought to life to fight each other, so the Masterhand belongs to the owner of the toybox.
You know, xenomorph actually just don't like to talk, they rather sing, something like that:
Hello, ma baby, hello, ma honey
Hello, ma ragtime gal
Send me a kiss by wire
Baby, my hearts on fire
If you refuse me
Honey, you lose me
Then you'll be left alone, oh baby
Telephone and tell me I'se your own
P.S. - Ad for your information - don't call movies Alien it is really offensive.
Platonis The Warlock hahaha nice
I love Spaceballs.
Noooiiiiiice.
*abruptly stands up* Check please
What did he have the special CHECK PLEASE
How about: "Top 8 Idle Animations That Prove the Heroes Aren't Taking Themselves Too Seriously."
I'm curious as to why you chose "8"
No particular reason, I would just like to see a list recognizing some interesting idle animations. Like Earthworm Jim juggling his blaster. Jak and Daxter, where Daxter will do an acrobat routine around Jak. Gordon Freeman teasing a Snark in his hand, the blurb for that one could read: "The Snark Model" or "Snark, a Vagrant."
Conker has to be in there, as he plays gameboy and shit while waiting around.
Let's not forget Sonic classic who gets bored and straight up leaves the game if you idle for too long.
Sonic, if I'm not mistaken, was the original idle animation. Remember Half-life when Gordon put his finger near the bug-bomb's mouth and it tried to bite him?
To be fair, at this point Ganon's given up on machinations and has decided to just bulldoze everything. No time for monologues.
Random thought: What if Ganondorf met Makuta Teridax?
Wait a second, quoting Master Hand's biography says he's in Final Destination. But I've never seen him in a single film!
Eric Lough Ha!
He is the evil hand putting the events together
Illuminati: Stay Right Where You Are
FBI: Delete this fucking comment right now
Based on the N64 Smash Bros I always assumed that it was supposed to be the hand of the kid who owned all the toys that were the characters.
@@revwroth3698 mabye he's the 15 year old kid who got crushed by glass
Props to whoever drew the Slender drawing Ellen was holding up. It's pretty good.
Top 7 times the only reason you survived was because of plot armor.
EDIT: wow, this comment blew up
almost every game then
make it the other way around, 7 times you are harshly wounded in a cut-scene even thought you came mostly out unharmed by the same bullshit during gameplay.... and yes, with this freakin long title.
Good idea, toongrowner1!
John Marston from RDR, The Courier from Fallout New Vegas, Joel from TLOU. It's not these particular wounds would mean 100% death, but in each one of those situations the specialised medical care needed to survive simple isn't there.
7 times the game main villain survived because plot armor.
Master/Crazy Hands' stories are really hidden and open to interpretation. They're not bad, though. They are child's hands, possibly from two different children. At least they were (I'm just going to assume their boys for the sake of writing).
Master Hand is voiced by the same actor that does the announcer in the first Smash game. I believe this is intentional as he's the one calling the shots. Watch the opening sequence from the original and master hand pulls two random characters out from a bedroom and sets up a stage for them. Then he makes them fight. Upon completion of the single-player campaign, the victorious fighter is dropped rag-doll style on the table top and the camera walks away and a door is heard shutting. It was all in some kid's imagination, possibly two kids (one being master hand controlling the opponents and one "being" the player), playing in someone's bedroom.
Fast forward to melee and essentially the same thing is happening, but there are more characters and larger sets. The kid's collection has grown as shown by the trophy room where he's got a massive Nintendo shrine.
On to brawl and he has grown up and is being forced to put his toys away, but the child in him still longs to play with them. Tabuu is either his parents or society telling him to grow up and stop playing with toys; Controlling the hand that is forcing the toys to be...whatever is being done to them. The toys (fueled by the original kid's imagination) go on one last journey to convince him that there's nothing wrong with playing with toys. They directly confront Tabuu and metaphorically fight with them to show that imagination/creativity is a powerful and good thing.
Nothing in Smash Bros series is evil. They're all toys.
5:02. That's Tabuu. As in Taboo. As in something that shouldn't be done/discussed openly.
MatPat must be proud
Too much thinking in a Nintendo game
I love how improv their outros always seem to be. Definitely makes it feel like they're having fun with it
They don't need to say anything, their actions speak for themselves. Speech isn't the only form of communication.
Now I'm tempted to go back through all Oxtra and newer Oxbox videos and double check that Luke never actually has spoken to Mike
Brandon F. well?
Brandon F. Fairly certain they spoke in the Mouse Trap vid...
they spoke to each other when they did a show of the weekend together
Also, last Show of the Weekend when they were doing the make your own super move from the hat.
I'm pretty sure they have.
If memory serves correct, there's an old, old, old Metroid comic that details Ridley and Samus' first encounter. Samus is a child colonist on some god forsaken planet being newly colonized by Earthlings. She encounters Ridley one day and tries to make friends with him despite how scary he looks. Ridley comments something along the lines of "Sorry, but I'm not into kids" then scampers off and DESTROYS HER HOME COLONY, INCLUDING HER PARENTS. Thus setting into motion her life long revenge quest. So yeah, I think it makes sense why she has such a hate boner for Ridley and never lets him monologue. And to think, they could have been friends...
I always liked the idea of Ganondorf being the good guy, looking to take over so that the Gerudo wouldn't be relegated to the harsh desert. It'd be cool to see Link fighting him, then realizing that he's the good guy and switching sides.
Technically it's a square, so it's actually the Quadforce of Caution, and 4 is more than 3, so therefore Luke is more powerful than Link.
Well, Luke has one fourth of a force while Link has one third so I think Link wins... sorry Luke.
Some Guy well the quadforce (I do like this name for it) would also have an inverted square therefore three over one would once again become one third same with Luke's one fourth
HOWEVER, one third is 0.33, and one fourth is 0.25. The sum of the numbers in 0.33 is 6, and the sum of the numbers in 0.25 is 7, and 7 is greater than 6. LUKE WINS.
Goddammit I meant to edit my earlier reply and accidentally deleted it. I don't know how to undo this, and I'm not sure I can bother to write it again.
No there are only 3 even though they're shaped like squares because it's not as clever as the real triforce. They eventually tried to add a fourth, but it was the Quad-force of loneliness, so the other pieces said it couldn't join because it was a loser, even by their standards & remained a triforce. The Quad-force of loneliness is said to still be in the corner crying to this day, but no tears fall because it has no eyes on account of being a square.
I believe Game Theory made an explanation, about how the hands are the hands of the child that is playing with his toys, which are the statues, you see time and time again in smash bros. Then the blue guy is taboo, which represents how the child is growing up, and should forsake his imaginary world. Er something like that.
Daytimed that's what i always assumed. The bit about the hands anyway. Never thought much about the blue guy
yeah but no it's bullshit
yeah thats what i thought about that hand as well especially in smash bros 1
Usually I hate these "Nothing is real" theory's, but this one is so well done and thought out, makes quiet some sense and yet somehow keeps the magic of the actual game/story.
"Game theory made an explanation"
No, it just explained something that everybody who stopped even for a second to think already knew. I mean I figured out this "theory" when I played melee and I was twelve at the time, the people I discussed it with were all like "yeah obviously" and already understood it.
I don't care much about the blue guy though, I didn't play brawl. I would have guessed that, like most child creating imaginary fights between figurines, you would tend to use yourself or your hands as characters in the universe you created.
Making it so that the creator hand is actually a slave of another of his figurine is the kind of plot twist a child would come up with.
can we have a "7 times realistic videogames turned into space fighting whatever" or something like that
Like cod?
Battlefield tried it once I guess, that's two now.
Saints row?
maybe talking is an *alien* concept to xenomorph ayy ;)
one time when i was a kid, my big brother threw a resident evil 3 game case at my head, i was seeing Stars for awhile
The tri force of caution should've been a circle because it has no sharp edges
also you could call it the pi force then
Duraari discs can have sharp edges though.
"Despite my small stature, I'm actually an adult"
Story of my life
you guys forgot to mention Jane
Chris L she's had many chances to explain herself. She just chooses not to
Stars might be an acronym offering tea but the Stars task force is just really obnoxious making everything about them
Succulent
Tea
Anyone?
Really
Succulent!
So.... not to be that guy.... but succulent is specific to food. I wouldn't have said anything but when i read that it immediately screamed to me as the wrong usage of the word. Splendid would be a good replacement. Just to be clear, I don't really care, but I thought I'd say something anyway, lol.
hahaha yeah I was aiming to also make the list of the worst acronyms in video games
wait... what about instead of succulent it's superb?
To be fair, Ralph from Detroit: Become Human might call tea succulent.
Yeah I'm sure a 9 ft microwaved flesh bag armed with heavy weapons just wants to serve the stars members tea
"would you like 1 or 2 rockets with your tea? "
In the movie resident evil apocalypse was a Nemesis who was hunting S.T.A.R.S. then near the end of the movie actually remembers who he was before becoming a zombie terminator and then started to kill some umbrellas. So Nemesis never wanted to be Nemesis.
That's the movies though. In the games he was, according to source material, a convicted man turned into Nemesis by injecting the NE-Alpha parasite inside him and then controlled by Umbrella to take down S.T.A.R.S. There were more than one Nemesis, too, but only one was sent to Raccoon.
Anyway, I doubt any of the people who got turned into any of the creatures in the Resident Evil series wanted to become what they did. Well, some did, but they were weirdos to begin with.
There are no Resident Evil movies.
@@stevesmith1496 cmon man, those CGI movies are pretty good, there's indeed no live action movie tho
RE by Paul Anderson are an abomination.
slender Man is just a tall gorgeous man who wants to go on a nice candle lit dinner with you but is just too shy to ask you out and gets really self-conscious when you start at him
11:05 Luke believed enough to make his fingers disappear.
of course Luke gets to talk about breath of the wild
Justin Williams he probably still won't let anyone else play it
The xenomorph is clearly saying "I'm gonna put mah baby in yew."
that will rip its way out of your chest and kill you yes
I feel “tries to kill you on sight” and “destroyed a entire kingdom” is a pretty good way of saying “hi I’m evil”.
In "Alien 3 (Director's Cut)" and some of the books (I think, comics as well but not sure), the xenomorphs were able to communicate slightly telepathically with a few people.
How dare mike slander squids!!!! You'll hurt notification squids feelings :(
+LemonZepplin
They can actually be dangerous too. The Humboldt squid is about 5 feet long, hunts in packs, is highly aggressive, and has been known to attack people. A large enough octopus could also easily drag down a human.
The fuck is a notification squid
A recurring character in Show of the Week- a plush squid they make 'talk'. Very in-joke-ey.
Maybe Ellen could ask Lydia from Squid Gaming about the whole deal with squids.
Halloweenman33 Let them live!!! They're trying their best
Hey! Love the channel, as well as Outside Xbox. I have watched possibly every video you both have multiple times, you guys are funny and consistently worth watching. Random thing though - in the N64 Smash Bros, the characters explicitly come out of a toy chest. The master hand is the hand of the kid playing with the toys. He even throws them on the table while rearranging the room, moving his things around so it's to his liking for the "stage." They don't show the kid, but that's either 1) because you're seeing what the toys would see in this scenario, as you're playing as one, and the only thing they see is the "master hand" that sets the stage and that they inevitably will have to fight and 2) because it's way cheaper to animate a hand you're already using then to model, skin, and animate a child that somehow fits in the game and is essentially a tabula rasa. So I always figured the weird alien thing is that game's version of the kid and the punch at the end is a dramatic finisher, but I might be extrapolating too much.
Watching the videos we get links to would grant us the triforce of wisdom. Your videos are very informative and entertaining. It is a wise use of time.
Excellent writing, as always. 😊
7 villains who were better than the hero
Spoilers!
1. Handsome Jack (Boarderlands 2)
2. Your brother (Fable)
3. (Maybe) the Illusive man (Half Life series) (Arthur Staal)
4. Pagan Min (Farcry 4) (Joni Salminen)
maybe the illusive man? I mean he's a piece of shit but damn i like the guy
Also Vaas from Far Cry 3 and Pagan Min from Far Cry 4. Those were some damn fine villains.
LemonZeppelin Handsome Jack is "cooler"? I dunno, m8. My Zer0 is preeeetty badass.
Porter Ewing does Zer0 have a unicorn made of diamonds named Butt Stallion?
A True Slav He does now that Jack is dead. *Wink*
Nice Triforce collection there Luke but you're no true Hero if you don't have the Triforce of Commentary.
(It's shaped like a speech bubble)
+Tahkaullus01
With Commentary and Caution added, wouldn't that change it to the Pentaforce since there are now 5 pieces?
In Ridley's case, it also could be the fact that he murdered Samus Aran's mother, Virginia Aran right in front of her when she was like 5.
All starting when she asked if Ridley could be her friend and proceed to respond by trying to murder her.
I always understood Master Hand to be the hand (hands in the case of Crazy Hand) of the child playing with the Smash Brother's figures. In the 64 original, the ending always showed them transforming back into their amiibo precursor forms.
Ripley's backstory is explained as having killed both of Samus's parents and that's why she constantly wants to kill him whenever he appears. Although I can understand the confusion as usually this isn't explained within the games
have a great day oxtra team
and oxbox!
Randomly, I turned on auto generated subtitles for this video. Probably the most accurate I've ever seen. Except "But we're Malfoy lers" for "Beware mild spoilers". But still, not bad. A fine English accent strikes again!
I love watching these videos on your phone. At the end they try telling you about how great "these videos" are but all they're doing is pointing at a white sheet haha
Hey I got an idea for a good list '# of leaders in games so incompetent at their jobs, William Taft could do a better job'
7:26 "Yo dawg. I heard you like mouths. So I put a mouth inside a mouth so you could mouth off while you mouth off. Nom."
I love the whole team but Ellen holds a spot in mah heart
6:15 Or, the fact that Ridley killed her parents when she was a child!
I mean the bird did kill samasus' entire family so...
Why say that Luke? Now I'm going to have to check every video to see if you've ever had a conversation with Mike. At least it gives me a reason to re-watch every OutsideXtra video ;)
3:52 I feel that on a deeply spiritual level xD
I heard that as "the trifles of courage"... Now I want to play that game!
to find out the truth about the masterhand we need to put up a theory, A GAME THEORY
REINER ZUFALL did you see the game theory about it too?
yep, i like the show.
Really Mike? squids? Nothing about how we don't have car wheels instead of feet? I am disappointed :(
Three words Duck Billed Platypus
When Resident Evil 3 remake came out and I watched the playthrough online every time I thought about watching another episode or just think about Nemesis in general. I would say the famous line "Stars!"
"What's with Squids? Squids are weird." *Notification squid visibly slumps and crawls away*
These might be the only people who can still think of original jokes about slender man in 2017.
I still like the motherfucker.
did you guys not do your research Ridley killed samus' parents, he's terrorizing the universe, what else do you need for proof
zeldaboy1011 He still never explained his motives.
Calamity Ganon: *kills thousands if not millions of people and destroys a kingdom.maintains control of the divine beasts for a hundred years terrorizing people and keeping the champions spirits trapped. Controls the guardians for a hundred plus years having them terrorizing people. Does a whole lot of other evil things*
Ox: "calamity Ganon never gets a chance to give his side of the story so we don't know whether or not he was evil"
I feel like "dude who killed my parents" is the only understanding Samus needs to have about Riddley
Any coincidence that Ripley from Metroid and Ripley from Alien are right next to each other on this list? Just me? Ok.
Eric Lough it's "Ridley" from metroid
Its Ri D ley tho.
I'm sorry but NO mention of the cuddly Flood. In Halo CE all they want is to hug people like big friendly balloons. So Chief blows up Halo! Emotionally repressed or what?
Numbers 06127 well the gravemind spoke
Numbers 06127 I call the infection forms Jiffy-Pops, since they remind me of the stovetop popcorn treats from my childhood :) >pop!
Agreed, that's why I only put Halo CE. You speak to Gravemind in 2 but how many Flood are turned into Jackson Pollock painings by Chief and Arbiter before then?
Ellen's smile brightens my day...+++
I will forever love you Ellen!
Ridley killed samus' parents
Samus has every reason to hate Ridley. In the Metroid comics (because of course Samus got her own comics) Redley attacked a space colony killing everyone except a 3 year old Samus who managed to hide and survive the attack. Later when they meet again, Ridley even mentioned eating her parents corpses...so yeah, Samus has every right to hate Ridley. (it was never really explained in the games so I honestly can't really blame them for not knowing)
That Les Mis reference... Glorious!
I totally agree Ellen! They are always 'up' to something, arn't they!
oh Ellen Rose, you're crazy cute.
I just joined the notification squad! Now where is that squid ( squid squirts ink in hair) oh there you aaaahhhhh xenomorph!
Ogie Akuetiemhe Are you sure it was ink and not a mimic?
Slender: damn camera man, stop tearing down my fan art!
I think Ellen might be on to something about the way to be spared by Slenderman is to put up another page in the woods. "The Ring" style thinking, I like it.
Hey i like Ellen's hair. It reminds me to my german teacher..... In a good way.....
The sorcerer in Castle Crashers seems pretty evil after taking a huge magic crystal and kidnapping 4 princesses, but perhaps he had a very good reason for taking them. He could've just been taking back what was stolen from him, or maybe he needed all that magic in the crystal to become powerful enough to save the world. We'll never know.
Luke having the Triforce of Caution is hilarious
Thank you Mike! Someone else finally mentioned how strange and creepy squids are!
Yeah... Now I expect someone (hint hint) to give us a compilation from all the times Luke spoke to Mike!
As soon as Ellen said to imagine if the Xenomorph could speak English, I thought of that one scene from Spaceballs.
"Its hard to express you're evil plan when your vocabulary is limited to just one word."
Pikachu! Piki-pikachu! PIKAAA!!!
at 9:45 nice Itch - Gutter Stars Refrence
I will come back to you video when I'm done breath of the wild
In the first game in the first cutscene, you see that master hand is a young child playing with his/her toys who are plush Nintendo characters. He’s probably just playing with them. He gives life to all the characters. Crazy hand is his destructive side. The creator and destroyer.
Excellent video! Still loving Ellen's hair color!
this feels like a video you'd make when bored or out of ideas.
The Triforce of Caution is special though! It's two triangles together, Courage to do something and Wisdom to be wary!
Nice highlights, Ellen.
There's only one thing that would make a "castle-sized hell snake" more powerful: Opposable thumbs.
The first time we encounter Nemesis it's killing Brad, a man who's fight or flight response we know from personal experience is literally flight. I think that qualifies it as the bad guy.
Ellen Rose, I really like your hair! It looks stunning!!
Outside Xtra, you guys are awesome! One of my personal favorite groups to watch all the time!!
I can think of a few more: most of the animatronics in "Five Nights at Freddie's," the neighbor in "Hello Neighbor," and Bendy in "Bendy and the Ink Machine" (I know there's still one more chapter to go, but I kinda doubt were gonna get a monologue from him at this point).
Let me fix this line:
"You get the triforce of caution which has an exclamation point."
Not really as much of a joke but hey.
Wait, you don't know why Master Hand is in Smash Bros?
The opening to the original Smash for N64 tells you in like 10 seconds, guys.