Any of the Haunted Mansions/Houses in Pokemon that have ghost-type Pokemon (but especially not the one from Pokemon Ruby). Sure, I'll stop in to catch a Rotom, but I don't want to live there despite how huge the Mansion is and being able to have a ghost-butler doing things for me!
The mountain mansion in twilight princess. Only accessable by snowboards, falling apart, full of live ammunition and still working cannons (an accident just waiting to happen) while overrun with monsters! The cook there makes excellent soup though.
How about the House in Hello Neighbor? You'd need a GPS, a the puzzle solving skills of Professot Layton and the psyshical appptiude of a jungle cat just to get into the washroom. And the less said about the basement the better.
The cabin from Until Dawn comes to mind. The basement is full of traps, scares, and access to creepy mines. On top of that the wendigo neighbors aren't exactly the friendliest group of individuals
Yeah, and it's located on top of a mountain that can only be accessed by cable car, what a total inconvenience. That and the fact it's literally built on sacred Indian ground... really it's more trouble than it's worth.
Well, clearly Lara's mother died when she was a child, her father got remarried to his deceased wife's sister. Thereby allowing Lara to inherit it both from her Aunt and her parents. See, nothin' weird going on here... just... marrying the in-laws... like ya do...
BrentD5000 Meh old families used to do that all the time. It was mostly done to keep the money in the family (especially if/when a dowry was involved). I believe even the Bible stated that rule about a man marrying his sister-in-law should his wife die.
@@EonStormcrow I believe you mean the one about a woman marrying her deceased husband's brother if they both agree and the first marriage had no children.
I'm surprised there was no mention of Roivas Manor from Eternal Darkness. Zombies, portals to other dimensions, A book bound in human skin that makes you revisit the memories of others who read it, that vampire who keeps eating the staff, and let's not forget the fact that the basement is a lost city of lovecraftian horror. Also, the Avocado/home-ownership joke, this is why Ellen is my favorite.
It is one of the prettiest homes I've ever seen depicted in any medium, and as long as you were Alex, the worst you'd have to deal with was the occasional horrifying hallucination. Just... don't go down into the subbasement, and don't read that creepy book, and everything'd be just great!
"Lost in the Outsider's Eyes" Jar. Good to see that you're getting your problem under control Ellen. Who knows what the Outsider will do with your heart?
A charming debonair gent with a faraway stare who steal the ladies' hearts (figurative and literal, apparently) Oh outsider, teach us lowly male mortals your heart stealing ways, master
The Pickman Gallery isn't so bad. I mean, it's definitely a fixer-upper, but a day with a rented dumpster and a month or two of weekend painting should remove the worst of its quirks. If it's in a good neighborhood, it's definitely worth the work! ...Oh, right, post-apocalypse. That tends to reduce property values a bit, doesn't it? Local schools probably aren't up to snuff, either.
I'd think so, the Fallout franchise has many references to Lovecraft throughout the series going all the way back to before it was acquired by Bethesda.
If it hasn't been said already: the hotel from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Creepy, haunted, and a bit burnt down in spots so renovating will be very expensive.
The Sims. What kind of monster traps people in a room with no food, doors and next to a fireplace and wooden furniture? ME. I mean think about it, the sims think this is too good be true , when suddenly, they're just thrown into the player's sick murder fantasy. :)
I built a pool for mine... then I walked them in and removed the ladder.... the idiots never saw it coming! Moral of the story? Never trust a pool that magically appears in your back yard.
I was in my youth a cruel god, I found every way imaginable to kill and torture my sims just for my own amusement. Now in my boomer years my sims live a fairly peaceful and occasionally adventurous life as unkillable unaging immortals.
Who wants a house where you have to swim to every room ? Everyone ! That sounds awesome to have multiple indoor pools until you are forced to swim no matter what.
Let's not talk about the mansion in Amnesia... I mean we're talking about a place who's inhabitants include an invisible water monster. HOW ABOUT NO. 😭😭
Pickmans Gallery seems like a decent house to me. Free signed artwork, multiple storeys and a bad enough reputation that you won't get attacked by raiders too often.
Plus there's no rent, it's warm, and you can use Pickman to get rid of those pesky raiders. And there's two beds, if you count the two pushed together.
This might be a relatively old video, but it's worth mentioning the Chateau d'Onterre, from DA: Inquisition. Exploring the Emerald Graves and stumbling upon the Chateau was great. It might not be that scary, but I got chills when I first went in and one of my companions said "It knows we're here". It's pretty cool exploring and uncovering the disaster behind the "haunting".
Chateau d'Onterre in Dragon Age Inquisition always gives me the creeps. Its full of corpses and the fires start burning by themselves as you walk near. Codex entries you find tells the story behind it - a father tried to bribe a Templar because his daughter was a mage and he wanted to uphold his family name. He kept throwing parties in the house (which presumably his daughter wasnt invited to) and one day the girl befriended a demon and they decided to improve a party by having everyone dance themselves to death... and then the guests became possessed corpses. The demon suggested to try more 'games' which involved possession. The girl became an Arcane Horror which you fight at the end of the quest. Not nightmare-inducing at all, nooooooo :P
for the record, the manor in Dishonored 2 mansion was amazing before stiltion went insane, so yes i CAN imagine people wanting to live there, as it was nice
The Anvil Lighthouse from Oblivion, there is a Dark Brotherhood Assassin living in the cellar with his mothers decapitated and rotting head. Plus there are few dead bodies down there as well.
Maybe, just stay away from Anvil. The priests did get murdered that one time under the nose of the city guard. A known master thief squatting in one of the houses there for years. There was a gang of women that went out luring out men and mugging them. A ship full of people were also murdered, and now haunt the place. A lady that kept a lot of giant, pet rats in her basement. It got sacked by Elven supremacists around 30 years prior to when Skyrim starts. How could anyone feel safe in this city?
Seconded! And you were lured into it with a great deal! It's a decent and cheap house until all the ghosts wake you up in the middle of the night and attack you. I did however enjoy obsessively hunting down all the coppies of the Mythic Dawn Commentaries cult books and sealing them in the secret lich room in the basement.
You'd think Ellen would be able to afford the most opulent mansion with all the money she puts away from the outsider jar. Damn you avocados, you ruin everything! Salads, burritos AND home ownership!
What about Hjerim in Skyrim? It was the scene of a terrible murder by a creepy serial killer and you'll have trouble pronouncing your address, making deliveries a nightmare. Deliver it to Windhelm, house name.... herjim to hedgrim... to the murder house
Don't forget Blackhall Manor from Fallout 3's Point Look Out DLC. Not only is it a creepy Victorian manor shrouded by more fog than HP Lovecraft could shake a tentacle at, but it also (surprise!) has a secret ritual room tucked neatly away in the basement. And if you can somehow get past all that, there's the ominous old man living alone there that'd like for you to track down an other worldly book of unspeakable evil. Presumably to really tie together that ritual room.
I would like to nominate 609 King's Way from Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines. Creepy critters? Check. Wallpapers made from human flesh? Check. Creepy Tzimisce vampire living in the basement, who is responsible for the above? *Check*
Jindosh’s Mansion should be on this list. It sounds cool but you can get trapped in all kinds of places if any of those levers are pulled. And don’t get me started on the robots that become insane and try to kill anyone in reach if their heads come off.
There is a way to get to Jindosh without pulling a single lever or meeting a single Clockwork soldier, apart from the one guarding Jindosh. I won't spoil it, but it's pretty cool once you learn how
Dylan Bailey yeah but only if you are the player. Everyone else is screwed, I mean you have to arrive on time or your more likely to be trapped and die in there. Guess it keeps away Party crashers though lol :P
Dylan Bailey I want to ask how you do that but at the same time agree that no spoilers in the comments. Cant think of a single way to him without going past people.
Honestly, I'm not comfortable in my own house. I mean I got this subscriber electric fence from you guys and now these monsters keep appearing and trying to get inside?!
I'm have to say the Roivas mansion in Eternal Darkness is pretty nasty. Being full of ghosts and built over a hole to an ancient city full of cthulhu-esque horrors is probably something the estate agents leave out when selling that place
Yeah but it's in a swamp and most of its dilapidated. It would probably be easier and cheaper just to bulldoze the damned thing as well as the surrounding swamp, just to make sure the mold problems taken care of. On top of that you'd have to consider the fact the neighbors all probably have mold problems too. Besides, you don't really want to be one of those creepy swamp people, do you?
Pickman’s Gallery is probably my favorite part of Fallout 4! It’s a nifty little reference to an H.P. Lovecraft character in his story Pickman’s Model.
How about The Abandoned House in Markarth in Skyrim... I mean. it's haunted like whoa. But you can have it if you do a bunch of stuff for a Daedric Prince... And like... Yeah. I mean. Who would do that? Not MY character... Or at least... not my current one... (Like, maybe my last three did. But not this new one! ... yet.)
And another thing... What about, like, ANY home in The Sims? I mean, at any point your bathroom could vanish right when you need it most or the ladder leading out of your pool causing mass drownings at your holiday cookout. How does that construction company stay in business? I'll tell you how. Nobody who owns one of their homes, nor ANY of their friends and family, is left alive.
Also, on the subject of "haunted plus crazy puzzles to navigate" let's talk about 7th Guest shall we? There was that puzzle with the heart and the pipes and the reward for setting it to the correct configuration was a pool of blood spreading across the floor. And another one where you have to watch the ghost of an old lady getting really upset at her inability to... organize some soup cans to her satisfaction. So the only way to put her spirit to rest is to find the missing can so the pantry can be perfectly organized. ... and on top of it all, the owner of the house was a CREEPY TOYMAKER THAT MADE CREEPY TOYS THAT KILLED CHILDREN.
AND ANOTHER THING about homes in Skyrim! Let's talk about Hearthfire and the dubious wisdom of choosing Windstad Manor in Hjaalmarch as your home, particularly if you've adopted children. Firstly, your kids are afraid all the time and they say so. I mean sure, you get a fish hatchery, but trolls and undead are always trampling on your outdoor garden! Lakeview is MUCH better... I mean sure, there's the occasional giant that shows up. But the kids never complain about it. They just get to work, attacking the giant in close quarters combat with the improved, vampiric, toy swords I gave them! We kill those giants together. Me, Meeko, my kids, my Steward, and my werewolf husband. Quality family time.
I agree with all of your points! As someone who has owned both manors in Skyrim I know how it works. Of course the things that irritates me is when the giants kill my lifestalk. It really is quality bonding time killing said giants when you have shadowmere, two sons, a wife, and a crazy companion in the form of Cisero.
Andy Mcp And even so, the dead don't stay like that very long. To have houseguests, you'd have to hand them a weapon like a knife or gun. (At the doorway) Here you go. We have a glock or an icepick. Sorry, I can't give you the usually machete. Why? Jason's here that's why.
There's always the Layers of Fear house. Bonus features include but are not limited to: pitfalls that drop you onto a pile of doll heads, an endlessly spiraling office in distorted space time, and more apples and oregano than you could ever want.
What about the one Skyrim Markarth house where the secret tunnels had a magical torture cage and probably some murdering going on for Molag Bal, yeah not where I’d want to live.
I can go on all day with a couple houses but this is a more tamed one....the house from I am bread hear me out a bread is just moving on its own throughout the whole house collecting dirt and everyday you wake up to something else broken...and toast
The Covenant Manor from Clive Barker's Undying. I wouldn't even spend the day there really. Ghosts, demon beasts killing off the staff, doors and portals to alternate dimensions, raiding gypsies, family curses! More tragedy in that place than you can shake a stick at.
What about Reavers Mansion in Fable 3. Seems nice on the surface but when you learn it has a gladiator arena filled with battle slaves that are determined to fight via a "wheel of misfortune" and a hidden bed, that's been very used, doesn't seem too appealing to me.
There's also the Sunset House, where you have to solve a specific puzzle in the nighttime in order to restore the house. Then, by just sleeping in the bed (where there are giant flaming dolls), you have to play a deadly game of chess with Chesty, the maniacal, childlike Chest. Do all that and a little more, and you earn the deed to the house. Beware of the Hobbes and Hollow Men skulking around outside, plus an annoying Gnome in the pond.
I loved Reaver's mansion. Not only do you have a way to pass the time while you're waiting for all that gold to pile up in your palace, you also get to do a really fun side quest where you steal Reaver's underwear. And besides all that, you live in a house previously owned by someone who sounds like Stephen Fry and hasn't technically moved out yet. I slept in that bed every night hoping he'd pop over. No luck :(
What about the Ocean House in Vampires Bloodlines? Not only does it have a ghost, it even time shifts and tries to kill you. So it merges the three most unpleasant things, in a single home
"Any houses with wing is going to be lit"? Really? I can't believe you missed the chance to say "any houses with wings is going to be FLY". Honestly oxtra I had more faith in you.
The mansion from Haunting Grounds is one I would never step foot in! What with the constant hassle of being chased by super powered creeps and puzzles more difficult than Resident Evil's Spencer Mansion.
I'm surprised the house from Until Dawn wasn't mentioned. Beautiful views and a very private area, just got to get over the fact that you have cannibalistic wendigos crawling about
Okay, i hereby officially demand that from this day forth, every description to every vid of both OXBOX and OXTRA contains information on where to get all those amazing shirts you guys are wearing (looking especially at Jane and Ellen here).
No mention of Sheltered. I mean you guys did do a gameplay in which you managed to find a stranger who was agreed a good place to stay in return for her help, forced her into repeated labour without food, sleep or anything till she died of radiation, harvest her body and eat her.
You mean the host Jane? I bet she got some corpses in the basement, or maybe even a sizeable oven down there and private torture chamber. I think her Manor is called murder castle 2.
The worst thing about the house from Resident Evil is that it makes you sound ridiculous. I mean, that can be the only explanation for the horrible voice acting, right?
I know both games haven’t aged well, but the Louisiana mansion from Alone in the Dark and the Old mansion named “Hell’s Kitchen” in Alone in the Dark 2 all I could say is the first one you’re trying to escape from the other one you’re trying to do a rescue mission and both are trying to kill you
And include Covenant Manor from Clive Barker’s Undying, all you’re doing here is answering a letter from an old war friend Jeremiah and visiting him at his estate, three out of four of his young siblings are dead and yet they all want him dead for some reason even from beyond the grave even the one that is still alive, and you Patrick Galloway the main protagonist of this adventure are caught in the middle of this sibling feud
I would like to add that it's impossible to go all the way around on a chain swing, but considering I'm criticizing the realism of a game where the family home looks like Pablo Picasso's take on Pee Wee's playhouse it might be something of a moot point.
No, it's not? I've seen kids do it. Unless "chain swing" means something different to us. I used to hate it when they did that because someone had to climb up and lift the swing back over so it would hang the right way again and I just wanted to be able to swing in peace. I would think it's impossible to go all the way around in such a smooth and gentle motion as shown in the game, though. Everyone I've seen do it always did a weird jump at the end to get the swing to go over the top and then they usually fell off the swing.
What Remains of Edith Finch. It's a game focusing on storytelling and exploration. There's no terrifying monsters to defeat, but the game will have you in tears nonetheless, guaranteed.
Fable 2 Demon Door house in Bloodstone, all you have to do is get 10 people to follow you and you get a free house in a lovely snowy fantasyland!.....until you walk in through the front door and it all turns into screaming jumpscares and corpses. Damn real estate agents.
The mansion from Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, there was an entrance to a Lovecraftian undead city in the basement, and zombies and displacer beasts roamed your house at will.
The pun joke made me laugh out loud. I smile and chuckle throughout all your videos but there is always one that makes me burst out laughing and that was it for this one!
The mansion from Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines you to go for one of the main quests early on. And the mansion in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines you go to about halfway through. Either one/both are pretty damn creepy for different reasons.
No mention that the Pickman Gallery was based on HP Lovecraft's story "Pickman's Model"? I am disappoint. And as for mine - the Ocean House Hotel from "Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines", which makes you feel freaked out as a *vampire*
What about every haunted place in The Witcher 3? There are tons of haunted houses no one sane would ever go near, luckily Geralt is a crazy badass witcher.
Animal Crossing you have anthropomorphic animals that walk around on two legs and talk and stuff, and this raccoon that you immediately owe money to, the second you move into the town. Other characters come and go and you never hear from them again. Then there's the fact that you can't move out of the town yourself, even if you do pay off your house, you're trapped in this small town forever. Also the Sims in that you can make some really strange houses you don't want to live in (trap houses, etc) or for pre-made horror there's that Tricou house where every previous occupant is dead, and also Olive's house in Strangetown and whatever house the Goth family occupies in your current game, which is bound to feature corpses in the yard and a dark motif.
How about the West Mansion from Splatterhouse II? The opening intro highlights corpses hanging from the trees outside, there's a reeking swamp full of howling monsters to fight through and when you DO get inside the fun really begins. By fun I mean more howling monsters. Terrible brickwork too, the place is literally falling apart.
If we are talking about weird houses I recommend 'The Manor of Sleep' from Fatal Frame 3. You can only get there in your dreams, there are loads of ghosts, creepy singing children and an odd path leading to the rift to the other side. Did I mention the kids sing about impaling you?
epkaz93 Most likely a reference to an article that ran in the U.K that claimed young people can't afford houses because they spend too much money on things like avocado toast. Yup.
what about the neighbor's house from Hello Neighbor? it has the worst construction I've ever seen, AND not to mention the weirdo basement. in addition, you'll never know which door will transport you to an alternate reality infested with evil mannequins!
What about your family's ancestral manor in Darkest Dungeon? "Opulent and imperial" sounds nice enough, but considering it's crawling with the undead, crazed cultists and worse, I think I'll pass. The surrounding countryside isn't much better, swarming as it is with hideous mutated pigmen and the ugliest mermaids you've ever seen.
City of Harran in Dying Light have hundreds of vacant apartments with beautiful Turkish decor. Just 3 things to remember: neighbors tend to wander the streets day and night, be sure to add some UV-lighting and start honing those parkour skills!
Here's a retro nomination: Henry Stauf's mansion from The 7th Guest (the "killer app" for CD-ROM drives in the early 1990s). Creepy stuff in every room, full-motion video ghostly drama, and no shortage of headache-inducing puzzles. You _will_ be wanting some paracetamol when playing this game. That, or you'll get stuck and have to look up a walkthrough.
These are the houses so deadly, deceitful or MASSIVELY HAUNTED that you would never choose to live in them, even if they were free ☠️ Enjoy!
Well, they're all better than the school toilets, those things must be haunted.. All the groans and overflowing cubicles
How About shinra mansion in ffvii and crisis core, full of ghost creatures in the rooms a cave with undead and a secret laboratory under it
Who's Burgandy and why were you planning to paint the walls with her in the 1st place Andy?
Any of the Haunted Mansions/Houses in Pokemon that have ghost-type Pokemon (but especially not the one from Pokemon Ruby).
Sure, I'll stop in to catch a Rotom, but I don't want to live there despite how huge the Mansion is and being able to have a ghost-butler doing things for me!
The mountain mansion in twilight princess. Only accessable by snowboards, falling apart, full of live ammunition and still working cannons (an accident just waiting to happen) while overrun with monsters! The cook there makes excellent soup though.
The houses themselves in Hyrule aren't so bad. It's just that little guy that comes in and wrecks all your pottery.
I'm pretty sure he leaves when you buy all the upgrades.
Nope.
and also the near apocalyptic threats
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As long as he doesn't bring that strange fairy who wont shut up
How about the House in Hello Neighbor? You'd need a GPS, a the puzzle solving skills of Professot Layton and the psyshical appptiude of a jungle cat just to get into the washroom. And the less said about the basement the better.
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And don’t forget the ever on watch OWNER of said house who’s planning to do anything to get your ass away from that basement
The cabin from Until Dawn comes to mind. The basement is full of traps, scares, and access to creepy mines. On top of that the wendigo neighbors aren't exactly the friendliest group of individuals
Yeah, and it's located on top of a mountain that can only be accessed by cable car, what a total inconvenience. That and the fact it's literally built on sacred Indian ground... really it's more trouble than it's worth.
Wait- WENDIGOS?!
Ellen: You're going to bankrupt me
Luke, Mike, Jane and Andy: *Does more videos about Dishonoured so they can bankrupt Ellen*
Well, clearly Lara's mother died when she was a child, her father got remarried to his deceased wife's sister. Thereby allowing Lara to inherit it both from her Aunt and her parents.
See, nothin' weird going on here... just... marrying the in-laws... like ya do...
Kris To Pher wow...and I thought the Lannisters were bad
Kris To Pher Or maybe the Aunt gave the parents the house, which was then given to Lara?
BrentD5000 Meh old families used to do that all the time. It was mostly done to keep the money in the family (especially if/when a dowry was involved). I believe even the Bible stated that rule about a man marrying his sister-in-law should his wife die.
What is this a Shakespeare tragedy?
@@EonStormcrow I believe you mean the one about a woman marrying her deceased husband's brother if they both agree and the first marriage had no children.
I'm surprised there was no mention of Roivas Manor from Eternal Darkness. Zombies, portals to other dimensions, A book bound in human skin that makes you revisit the memories of others who read it, that vampire who keeps eating the staff, and let's not forget the fact that the basement is a lost city of lovecraftian horror.
Also, the Avocado/home-ownership joke, this is why Ellen is my favorite.
It is one of the prettiest homes I've ever seen depicted in any medium, and as long as you were Alex, the worst you'd have to deal with was the occasional horrifying hallucination. Just... don't go down into the subbasement, and don't read that creepy book, and everything'd be just great!
Great game too
plus the books in the library fuck with you super hard - flying back and forth between the bookshelves and shit.
"Lost in the Outsider's Eyes" Jar. Good to see that you're getting your problem under control Ellen. Who knows what the Outsider will do with your heart?
2013Fangirl we saw what he did with Empress Jesamine's
2013Fangirl probably change it so that you could find the fate cards from koA game
A charming debonair gent with a faraway stare who steal the ladies' hearts (figurative and literal, apparently)
Oh outsider, teach us lowly male mortals your heart stealing ways, master
Be honest Ellen, you would go through ALL those tasks just to hang out with Lara Croft.
And you wouldn't?
How about the Tumbleweed Manor in Red Dead. Some say that it's haunted by Andy, still wandering around looking for ghosts.
So I guess that means the wailing is either the ghosts, or just Andy re-watching the RDR 2 trailer over and over.
joe momma Andy ??. I know its ment to be haunted but who's Andy ??
Brody Wilkinson Wow, you are VERY new around here.
Andy?
Ghosts?
His toy Woody?
Pickman's artwork is positively *ghoulish!* I wonder who modelled for it?
The colors were absolutely out of space!
Lovecraft.
For a moment my three brain cells interpreted this as “Pikmin’s artwork” and I was very confused.
Oh im glad that someone else mentioned it lol
The Pickman Gallery isn't so bad. I mean, it's definitely a fixer-upper, but a day with a rented dumpster and a month or two of weekend painting should remove the worst of its quirks. If it's in a good neighborhood, it's definitely worth the work!
...Oh, right, post-apocalypse. That tends to reduce property values a bit, doesn't it? Local schools probably aren't up to snuff, either.
Well.. atleast the local super market got a BOOM of a sale... dont go in there... i hear its a bit to rad
Its also close to the waterline, survived the apocalypse in the first place and has easy access basement rooms. Its a steal honestly.
Actually the apocalypse should raise housing prizes. Being one of the 5 livable houses in the whole city is a good argument.
Is the Pickman gallery a reference to the Lovecraft story, "Pickman's Model"? That would be awesome.
I'd think so, the Fallout franchise has many references to Lovecraft throughout the series going all the way back to before it was acquired by Bethesda.
If it hasn't been said already: the hotel from Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Creepy, haunted, and a bit burnt down in spots so renovating will be very expensive.
A hotel isn't a home.
@@amyschildgamerlive4519 It can be if you decide to live there tho
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Andrei's mansion would also qualify o_o
The Sims. What kind of monster traps people in a room with no food, doors and next to a fireplace and wooden furniture? ME. I mean think about it, the sims think this is too good be true , when suddenly, they're just thrown into the player's sick murder fantasy. :)
I built a pool for mine... then I walked them in and removed the ladder.... the idiots never saw it coming! Moral of the story? Never trust a pool that magically appears in your back yard.
I was in my youth a cruel god, I found every way imaginable to kill and torture my sims just for my own amusement. Now in my boomer years my sims live a fairly peaceful and occasionally adventurous life as unkillable unaging immortals.
You guys killed your sims?
I made their life good. A nice adventure, a good job, you know, the normal ordeal. Maybe some giant plant monsters...
Who wants a house where you have to swim to every room ? Everyone ! That sounds awesome to have multiple indoor pools until you are forced to swim no matter what.
sorry if its fun
Let's not talk about the mansion in Amnesia... I mean we're talking about a place who's inhabitants include an invisible water monster. HOW ABOUT NO. 😭😭
I know right, I'm very surprised that didn't make the list
Talk about water bills
Pickmans Gallery seems like a decent house to me. Free signed artwork, multiple storeys and a bad enough reputation that you won't get attacked by raiders too often.
Yeah, but getting the smell of blood out isn't easy, especially with few cleaning products.
Fortunately I don't have a sense of smell so that's not even a problem for me.
lunavixen015 I don't think you'd mind the smell of blood and rotting corpses if you live in the post-apocalypse. It would rather make you hungry.
Plus there's no rent, it's warm, and you can use Pickman to get rid of those pesky raiders. And there's two beds, if you count the two pushed together.
sounds very ironic
This might be a relatively old video, but it's worth mentioning the Chateau d'Onterre, from DA: Inquisition.
Exploring the Emerald Graves and stumbling upon the Chateau was great. It might not be that scary, but I got chills when I first went in and one of my companions said "It knows we're here". It's pretty cool exploring and uncovering the disaster behind the "haunting".
Chateau d'Onterre in Dragon Age Inquisition always gives me the creeps. Its full of corpses and the fires start burning by themselves as you walk near. Codex entries you find tells the story behind it - a father tried to bribe a Templar because his daughter was a mage and he wanted to uphold his family name. He kept throwing parties in the house (which presumably his daughter wasnt invited to) and one day the girl befriended a demon and they decided to improve a party by having everyone dance themselves to death... and then the guests became possessed corpses. The demon suggested to try more 'games' which involved possession. The girl became an Arcane Horror which you fight at the end of the quest. Not nightmare-inducing at all, nooooooo :P
Christ, that sounds awesome. Maybe I should try that game
for the record, the manor in Dishonored 2 mansion was amazing before stiltion went insane, so yes i CAN imagine people wanting to live there, as it was nice
I'd say the Anvil house in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion could be on this list. It has a lich necromancer unliving in the basement!
zaqzilla1 or the butchers house in skyrim
Or that house with Molag Bal.
The Anvil Lighthouse from Oblivion, there is a Dark Brotherhood Assassin living in the cellar with his mothers decapitated and rotting head. Plus there are few dead bodies down there as well.
Maybe, just stay away from Anvil. The priests did get murdered that one time under the nose of the city guard. A known master thief squatting in one of the houses there for years. There was a gang of women that went out luring out men and mugging them. A ship full of people were also murdered, and now haunt the place. A lady that kept a lot of giant, pet rats in her basement. It got sacked by Elven supremacists around 30 years prior to when Skyrim starts. How could anyone feel safe in this city?
Seconded! And you were lured into it with a great deal! It's a decent and cheap house until all the ghosts wake you up in the middle of the night and attack you. I did however enjoy obsessively hunting down all the coppies of the Mythic Dawn Commentaries cult books and sealing them in the secret lich room in the basement.
The castle from castlevania and the layers of fear mansion.
Btw the pickman gallery is a reference to hp lovecraft's "pickman's model"
C.mon, Ellen. You've already been paying for the avocados, you can't afford to keep getting lost in the Outsider's eyes too!
*laughs in California*
There are 5 avocado trees in my backyard.
And maybe the house in Ocarina of Time where all the people who were turned into spider mutants live? Like would you want to live in that house?
Lindsey. Murri I could
But first explode it
You'd think Ellen would be able to afford the most opulent mansion with all the money she puts away from the outsider jar. Damn you avocados, you ruin everything! Salads, burritos AND home ownership!
What about Hjerim in Skyrim? It was the scene of a terrible murder by a creepy serial killer and you'll have trouble pronouncing your address, making deliveries a nightmare. Deliver it to Windhelm, house name.... herjim to hedgrim... to the murder house
Reece Cowell or the abandoned house in markarth that ends up housing the shrine to molag bal
Benirus Manor in Oblivion. Has a very nice room for conducting dark rituals or human sacrifices though.
What about the mansion from layers of fear. It may have some nice high ceilings, but the creepy ghost babies are a bit of a deal breaker for me!
You don't want to live in half of the houses in the Sims, trust me.
How many of those were because you took away a pool ladder.
Ironic Dutch Moonshade especially when your God removes the doors
I think half is a bit generous. I'd estimate 70-80%
i dunnow some look damn comfy
Ironic Dutch Moonshade The Sims brings out the evil in everyone
Don't forget Blackhall Manor from Fallout 3's Point Look Out DLC. Not only is it a creepy Victorian manor shrouded by more fog than HP Lovecraft could shake a tentacle at, but it also (surprise!) has a secret ritual room tucked neatly away in the basement. And if you can somehow get past all that, there's the ominous old man living alone there that'd like for you to track down an other worldly book of unspeakable evil. Presumably to really tie together that ritual room.
I would like to nominate 609 King's Way from Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines.
Creepy critters? Check.
Wallpapers made from human flesh? Check.
Creepy Tzimisce vampire living in the basement, who is responsible for the above? *Check*
Obligatory mention of vampire the masquerade: Check
Yes.
beat me to it
It all checks out.
The haunted seaside hotel...
0:55 i cant BELIEVE you missed the opprotunity to say, "any mansion with wings is gonna be fly"
Good to see you guys remembered the "lost in Outsiders eyes"-jar.
I haven't seen the video yet but I'm willing to bet Ellen's managed to squeeze Lara Croft onto the list, yeah?
Jindosh’s Mansion should be on this list. It sounds cool but you can get trapped in all kinds of places if any of those levers are pulled. And don’t get me started on the robots that become insane and try to kill anyone in reach if their heads come off.
There is a way to get to Jindosh without pulling a single lever or meeting a single Clockwork soldier, apart from the one guarding Jindosh. I won't spoil it, but it's pretty cool once you learn how
Dylan Bailey yeah but only if you are the player. Everyone else is screwed, I mean you have to arrive on time or your more likely to be trapped and die in there. Guess it keeps away Party crashers though lol :P
Dylan Bailey I want to ask how you do that but at the same time agree that no spoilers in the comments. Cant think of a single way to him without going past people.
guilmon981 Cool 😁
Only problem I guess then is collecting everything.
LAYERS OF FEAR! who wants to live in a house with some evil " Bob Ross" stuff going on... *chuckle...beat the devil out of it*
Honestly, I'm not comfortable in my own house. I mean I got this subscriber electric fence from you guys and now these monsters keep appearing and trying to get inside?!
Really? I thought monster problems were a normal occurrence in all homes... Perhaps you should invest in more traps.
At least you don’t occasionally have a door to a bottomless basement filled soul consuming darkness
Caitlin RC I have o e word to fix your problem, crossbows.
Simple solution: Chainsaw-cannons.
*Mic Drop*
Genesis23OPB Until the darkness possesses said teddy. Such tragedies occur
I'm have to say the Roivas mansion in Eternal Darkness is pretty nasty. Being full of ghosts and built over a hole to an ancient city full of cthulhu-esque horrors is probably something the estate agents leave out when selling that place
Im pretty sure the house from resident evil 7 wouldn’t be here
All we need is some mold removal....
House from Resident Evil 7 would definitely be on here. It's in Louisiana!
Yeah but it's in a swamp and most of its dilapidated. It would probably be easier and cheaper just to bulldoze the damned thing as well as the surrounding swamp, just to make sure the mold problems taken care of. On top of that you'd have to consider the fact the neighbors all probably have mold problems too. Besides, you don't really want to be one of those creepy swamp people, do you?
Don't be silly! Bulldoze a house build on the bayou? Not gonna happen unless you've invented an amphibious bulldozer.
I wish someone would look at me the way Ellen looks at the Outsiders eyes
Pickman’s Gallery is probably my favorite part of Fallout 4! It’s a nifty little reference to an H.P. Lovecraft character in his story Pickman’s Model.
Ellen will now go broke because of the Outsider.
*fills the entire studio with images of the Outsider*
Don’t mind me just making the process faster
How about The Abandoned House in Markarth in Skyrim... I mean. it's haunted like whoa. But you can have it if you do a bunch of stuff for a Daedric Prince... And like... Yeah. I mean. Who would do that? Not MY character... Or at least... not my current one... (Like, maybe my last three did. But not this new one! ... yet.)
And another thing... What about, like, ANY home in The Sims? I mean, at any point your bathroom could vanish right when you need it most or the ladder leading out of your pool causing mass drownings at your holiday cookout.
How does that construction company stay in business?
I'll tell you how.
Nobody who owns one of their homes, nor ANY of their friends and family, is left alive.
Also, on the subject of "haunted plus crazy puzzles to navigate" let's talk about 7th Guest shall we? There was that puzzle with the heart and the pipes and the reward for setting it to the correct configuration was a pool of blood spreading across the floor. And another one where you have to watch the ghost of an old lady getting really upset at her inability to... organize some soup cans to her satisfaction. So the only way to put her spirit to rest is to find the missing can so the pantry can be perfectly organized. ... and on top of it all, the owner of the house was a CREEPY TOYMAKER THAT MADE CREEPY TOYS THAT KILLED CHILDREN.
AND ANOTHER THING about homes in Skyrim! Let's talk about Hearthfire and the dubious wisdom of choosing Windstad Manor in Hjaalmarch as your home, particularly if you've adopted children. Firstly, your kids are afraid all the time and they say so. I mean sure, you get a fish hatchery, but trolls and undead are always trampling on your outdoor garden! Lakeview is MUCH better... I mean sure, there's the occasional giant that shows up. But the kids never complain about it. They just get to work, attacking the giant in close quarters combat with the improved, vampiric, toy swords I gave them! We kill those giants together. Me, Meeko, my kids, my Steward, and my werewolf husband. Quality family time.
That 7th Guest mansion was really creepy!
I agree with all of your points! As someone who has owned both manors in Skyrim I know how it works. Of course the things that irritates me is when the giants kill my lifestalk. It really is quality bonding time killing said giants when you have shadowmere, two sons, a wife, and a crazy companion in the form of Cisero.
What You didn't include the House from Hello Neighbor. That's one of the strangest houses in gaming.
What about the abandoned house in Markarth in Skyrim, Molag Bal would be a terrifying squatter.
Mathew Smith but hey, kill a guy for a free mace. Sounds like a deal to me
Mathew Smith i was thinking about it as well xD
That last house sort of reminds me of the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose.
How about The House of the Dead, i mean.. its called the house of the dead i dont think i need to explain...
Andy Mcp And even so, the dead don't stay like that very long. To have houseguests, you'd have to hand them a weapon like a knife or gun.
(At the doorway)
Here you go. We have a glock or an icepick. Sorry, I can't give you the usually machete. Why? Jason's here that's why.
You could have specified which House of the Dead, but that would have been a bit Overkill.
Its the paint job isnt it? oh god why did they use pink and lime green....
There's always the Layers of Fear house. Bonus features include but are not limited to: pitfalls that drop you onto a pile of doll heads, an endlessly spiraling office in distorted space time, and more apples and oregano than you could ever want.
I'd take Luigi's mansion in a heartbeat
It would be your last heartbeat
Coo is not really a big bear 🐻
Coo is not really a big bear 🐻
I definitely wouldn't want to live in Arkham Manor, that place is crazy dangerous!! See what I did there? Hope Ellen liked it.
Im honestly surprised theres no vampire the masquerade bloodlines mansion, I mean what other place is so bad that even a vampire would feel helpless.
I love how the Outsider keeps trying to look cool and mysterious after doing a cute little hop off of a piano at 4:38 ^^
Whew. Was going through Ellen withdrawal. Got my fix now.
What about Layers Of Fear?
yeah the mansion is always changing
What about the one Skyrim Markarth house where the secret tunnels had a magical torture cage and probably some murdering going on for Molag Bal, yeah not where I’d want to live.
No castle from Amnesia: Dark Descent?
It does have a sweet brewery I guess.
I can go on all day with a couple houses but this is a more tamed one....the house from I am bread hear me out a bread is just moving on its own throughout the whole house collecting dirt and everyday you wake up to something else broken...and toast
The Covenant Manor from Clive Barker's Undying. I wouldn't even spend the day there really. Ghosts, demon beasts killing off the staff, doors and portals to alternate dimensions, raiding gypsies, family curses! More tragedy in that place than you can shake a stick at.
What about Reavers Mansion in Fable 3. Seems nice on the surface but when you learn it has a gladiator arena filled with battle slaves that are determined to fight via a "wheel of misfortune" and a hidden bed, that's been very used, doesn't seem too appealing to me.
There's also the Sunset House, where you have to solve a specific puzzle in the nighttime in order to restore the house. Then, by just sleeping in the bed (where there are giant flaming dolls), you have to play a deadly game of chess with Chesty, the maniacal, childlike Chest. Do all that and a little more, and you earn the deed to the house. Beware of the Hobbes and Hollow Men skulking around outside, plus an annoying Gnome in the pond.
blueeyedadela There's also a hung skeleton in the middle of the mansion.
Aska2468 Chesty also watches you throughout the mansion (when you complete the mirror puzzle).
I agree. Sunset House should have been on the list. Just playing chess alone could scare some people.
I loved Reaver's mansion. Not only do you have a way to pass the time while you're waiting for all that gold to pile up in your palace, you also get to do a really fun side quest where you steal Reaver's underwear. And besides all that, you live in a house previously owned by someone who sounds like Stephen Fry and hasn't technically moved out yet. I slept in that bed every night hoping he'd pop over. No luck :(
What about the Ocean House in Vampires Bloodlines? Not only does it have a ghost, it even time shifts and tries to kill you. So it merges the three most unpleasant things, in a single home
"Any houses with wing is going to be lit"? Really? I can't believe you missed the chance to say "any houses with wings is going to be FLY". Honestly oxtra I had more faith in you.
alex gutierrez I can’t believe he said lit with a straight face
Dammit you said it first
Pfft! XD
I knew Ellen would talk about Croft Manor on here
I don't think any of these homes have internet access. How would I subscribe to Outside Xtra?! Instant deal-breaker!
The mansion from Haunting Grounds is one I would never step foot in! What with the constant hassle of being chased by super powered creeps and puzzles more difficult than Resident Evil's Spencer Mansion.
I'm surprised the house from Until Dawn wasn't mentioned. Beautiful views and a very private area, just got to get over the fact that you have cannibalistic wendigos crawling about
Okay, i hereby officially demand that from this day forth, every description to every vid of both OXBOX and OXTRA contains information on where to get all those amazing shirts you guys are wearing (looking especially at Jane and Ellen here).
No mention of Sheltered.
I mean you guys did do a gameplay in which you managed to find a stranger who was agreed a good place to stay in return for her help, forced her into repeated labour without food, sleep or anything till she died of radiation, harvest her body and eat her.
The Manor in Anvil! From ES: Oblivion. Scared me senseless!
What about Jane's house?
Would never want to be a resident of Jane's homestead in the Commonwealth.
Jane doesn't have A house. Jane has all houses, and if one of them has people in it it's only because she isn't done with them yet.
You mean the host Jane? I bet she got some corpses in the basement, or maybe even a sizeable oven down there and private torture chamber. I think her Manor is called murder castle 2.
Which one? Jane owns them all and is taking in millions dollars because this is monopoly and rules don't apply to Jane.
You guys brighten my day. Thank you.
The worst thing about the house from Resident Evil is that it makes you sound ridiculous. I mean, that can be the only explanation for the horrible voice acting, right?
I know both games haven’t aged well, but the Louisiana mansion from Alone in the Dark and the Old mansion named “Hell’s Kitchen” in Alone in the Dark 2 all I could say is the first one you’re trying to escape from the other one you’re trying to do a rescue mission and both are trying to kill you
And include Covenant Manor from Clive Barker’s Undying, all you’re doing here is answering a letter from an old war friend Jeremiah and visiting him at his estate, three out of four of his young siblings are dead and yet they all want him dead for some reason even from beyond the grave even the one that is still alive, and you Patrick Galloway the main protagonist of this adventure are caught in the middle of this sibling feud
I would like to add that it's impossible to go all the way around on a chain swing, but considering I'm criticizing the realism of a game where the family home looks like Pablo Picasso's take on Pee Wee's playhouse it might be something of a moot point.
No, it's not? I've seen kids do it. Unless "chain swing" means something different to us.
I used to hate it when they did that because someone had to climb up and lift the swing back over so it would hang the right way again and I just wanted to be able to swing in peace.
I would think it's impossible to go all the way around in such a smooth and gentle motion as shown in the game, though. Everyone I've seen do it always did a weird jump at the end to get the swing to go over the top and then they usually fell off the swing.
What Remains of Edith Finch. It's a game focusing on storytelling and exploration. There's no terrifying monsters to defeat, but the game will have you in tears nonetheless, guaranteed.
The space helmet from the last game like it was Calvins helmet, from the comic Calvin and Hobbes
Fable 2 Demon Door house in Bloodstone, all you have to do is get 10 people to follow you and you get a free house in a lovely snowy fantasyland!.....until you walk in through the front door and it all turns into screaming jumpscares and corpses. Damn real estate agents.
Nah, all you have to do is play the lute.
The mansion from Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, there was an entrance to a Lovecraftian undead city in the basement, and zombies and displacer beasts roamed your house at will.
Skulltulla house from Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time.
You mean the Forest Temple, right? The Ceiling Hands were the first jump-scare tactics implemented into a video game.
Both of those are too spooky for me. Also, the Shadow Temple.
Comstock House in Bioshock infinite. Creeped the hell outta me with those boys of silence!!!
Pac man 2
The house looked like pac man with a hat on and looked like he just went on a murder rampage
Dino Dive and there's some mute jackass with a slingshot telling you what to do. Just ask Weirdo!
Eh
The pun joke made me laugh out loud. I smile and chuckle throughout all your videos but there is always one that makes me burst out laughing and that was it for this one!
*cough* layers of fear *cough*
You should have a doctor get that cough checked out.
I SAID THE SAME THING
Ellen: “Cause it’s a total death trap, and full of lies!”
Me: “Like the Outsiders Eyes.”
I want Andy to speak in his "Avocado Deliveryman" voice for the rest of time
Lionel Starkweathers mansion from Manhunt?
Cerberus soldiers + Piggsy + Dark and creepy theme...
My house has secret passages that my friends and I used to use to scare people
we weren't the nicest
The mansion from Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines you to go for one of the main quests early on. And the mansion in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines you go to about halfway through. Either one/both are pretty damn creepy for different reasons.
I was thinking the same. Also, Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion is a given for this list, I think.
I would throw Bubsy's house on the list. Not that it's particularly weird or anything... it just comes with Bubsy. -__-
No mention that the Pickman Gallery was based on HP Lovecraft's story "Pickman's Model"? I am disappoint.
And as for mine - the Ocean House Hotel from "Vampire: The Masquerade Bloodlines", which makes you feel freaked out as a *vampire*
Two words: Maniac. Mansion.
Grant Evans For your safety, do NOT put the hamster in the microwave.
You wouldn't live in the Maniac Mansion? Don't be a tuna head!
and do not empty the pool
I think Ellen has a thing for the Outsider...’The Death Of the Outsider & His Pretty Eyes’ DLC must have been heart wrenching to play, eh Ellen?
What about every haunted place in The Witcher 3?
There are tons of haunted houses no one sane would ever go near, luckily Geralt is a crazy badass witcher.
Animal Crossing you have anthropomorphic animals that walk around on two legs and talk and stuff, and this raccoon that you immediately owe money to, the second you move into the town. Other characters come and go and you never hear from them again. Then there's the fact that you can't move out of the town yourself, even if you do pay off your house, you're trapped in this small town forever. Also the Sims in that you can make some really strange houses you don't want to live in (trap houses, etc) or for pre-made horror there's that Tricou house where every previous occupant is dead, and also Olive's house in Strangetown and whatever house the Goth family occupies in your current game, which is bound to feature corpses in the yard and a dark motif.
I want that Tali'Zorah shirt. She's my favorite.
How about the West Mansion from Splatterhouse II? The opening intro highlights corpses hanging from the trees outside, there's a reeking swamp full of howling monsters to fight through and when you DO get inside the fun really begins. By fun I mean more howling monsters. Terrible brickwork too, the place is literally falling apart.
5:03 Lost in Outsider's eyes jar?
If we are talking about weird houses I recommend 'The Manor of Sleep' from Fatal Frame 3. You can only get there in your dreams, there are loads of ghosts, creepy singing children and an odd path leading to the rift to the other side. Did I mention the kids sing about impaling you?
Wait, was that a cheeky Australian politics reference? #smashedavocado
epkaz93 Most likely a reference to an article that ran in the U.K that claimed young people can't afford houses because they spend too much money on things like avocado toast. Yup.
+CanadaSkies
That's pretty much the same thing. It got picked up in Aussie politics to the great shame of everyone else in the country.
what about the neighbor's house from Hello Neighbor? it has the worst construction I've ever seen, AND not to mention the weirdo basement. in addition, you'll never know which door will transport you to an alternate reality infested with evil mannequins!
What about your family's ancestral manor in Darkest Dungeon? "Opulent and imperial" sounds nice enough, but considering it's crawling with the undead, crazed cultists and worse, I think I'll pass. The surrounding countryside isn't much better, swarming as it is with hideous mutated pigmen and the ugliest mermaids you've ever seen.
I am glad someone else mentioned the Ruins from Darkest Dungeon. :D Indie games rarely make it into these lists.
City of Harran in Dying Light have hundreds of vacant apartments with beautiful Turkish decor.
Just 3 things to remember: neighbors tend to wander the streets day and night, be sure to add some UV-lighting and start honing those parkour skills!
I have a hunch Avocado sales are gonna be BIG this year
Muddy Mudwings I just bought 10 for a dollar
is that a James Veitch reference?
Here's a retro nomination: Henry Stauf's mansion from The 7th Guest (the "killer app" for CD-ROM drives in the early 1990s).
Creepy stuff in every room, full-motion video ghostly drama, and no shortage of headache-inducing puzzles. You _will_ be wanting some paracetamol when playing this game. That, or you'll get stuck and have to look up a walkthrough.