UCF Professor Richard Quinn accuses class of cheating [Original]

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  • @albozru1e
    @albozru1e 2 роки тому +35231

    “For those who acted ethically, honorably, and did it right, you have me undying gratitude”
    Student who got a 20/100: “ay no problem, man”

    • @erictseitz
      @erictseitz 2 роки тому +927

      Legit laughed out loud

    • @Hentai_Senpa169
      @Hentai_Senpa169 2 роки тому +160

      Lmao this comment

    • @scrunch8245
      @scrunch8245 2 роки тому +43

      @@erictseitz same

    • @beyondviolet
      @beyondviolet 2 роки тому +281

      that’s about to be me later this week, I have a really hard exam coming up and I sit right in front of the professor so I can’t get away with shit

    • @crazystemlady
      @crazystemlady 2 роки тому +48

      @@beyondviolet good luck dude.

  • @christopherjo
    @christopherjo 3 роки тому +6667

    i really just sat here and got harassed for 15 minutes out of my own volition

    • @ryanbui2046
      @ryanbui2046 3 роки тому +186

      It’s 2:18 AM. Why am I doing this

    • @Gallowglass7
      @Gallowglass7 3 роки тому +289

      Ikr lmao. High as shit, thinking, goddamn... I gotta retake this test which I never took

    • @Whatupitskevin
      @Whatupitskevin 3 роки тому +88

      I was starting to feel guilty just from watching this lmao

    • @randidoesthings
      @randidoesthings 3 роки тому +6

      It was our choice this time

    • @mellyvflo
      @mellyvflo 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gallowglass7 do u wanna che@t? 😳👀

  • @mooseyman12345
    @mooseyman12345 5 років тому +58110

    The guy who got the lowest score:
    I see this as an absolute win!

    • @MsPenny1994
      @MsPenny1994 5 років тому +1948

      100% agree. Gives that person the chance to do better. At least something positive came out of it

    • @AtomicApex
      @AtomicApex 5 років тому +2155

      Happened to me. Missed 3 weeks due to sickness to come back and take a calc 2 exam. Scored a 32/100. A week later the professor told the class that everyone would be retaking the exam as it was discovered that people in the earlier class had taken photos and sent it to people in my class and that we would be retaking the exam at the end of the week. On the retake I got a 71/100. The professor called me up after class and wanted me to know how I basically doubled my score. I told him check the attendance for the past 4 week and that was that.

    • @King-ve3pk
      @King-ve3pk 5 років тому +369

      The guy who failed started a new timeline and gave everyone the answers then failed again to get a second chance

    • @bigmacs2201
      @bigmacs2201 5 років тому +11

      Lol

    • @MochaMilk595
      @MochaMilk595 5 років тому +8

      Okay Hulk.

  • @Halloween_Tree
    @Halloween_Tree Місяць тому +899

    Bro is a master of BS. He can’t identify the cheaters; he’s trying to scare them into identifying themselves.

    • @dougfoster445
      @dougfoster445 Місяць тому +77

      Bingo, he just trying to get people to admit it

    • @lorddashdonalddappington2653
      @lorddashdonalddappington2653 Місяць тому +47

      But assuming he wasn't making any false promises, there's really no downside to admitting it.

    • @Halloween_Tree
      @Halloween_Tree Місяць тому

      @@lorddashdonalddappington2653 Downside is you have to take a 4 hours ethics course and you have to hope he's telling the truth that your grade won't suffer or disciplinary action won't actually be taken against you. It's very common for universities to expel students for any cheating at all, so imo that's the higher risk gamble to tell them you did. Put the burden of proof on them to prove it beyond a doubt, admit to nothing. End of the day there is not going to be a difference between students who studied and those who memorized the test bank so I'd love to see them actually prove you cheated.

    • @gcr1
      @gcr1 Місяць тому +29

      Bet he has set up hidden camera's to record this. He then, will have a lab study the body language of the students to find the 1/3. 😂

    • @CloroxBleach0
      @CloroxBleach0 Місяць тому +5

      Lmao right, I would have been interested to see you take the gamble in that class and avoid reporting anything…

  • @mohammedkhan4990
    @mohammedkhan4990 5 років тому +39400

    I felt like I cheated on this test and I don’t even go to this University.

    • @evanwallace4510
      @evanwallace4510 5 років тому +1350

      Haha right I drove by UCF yesterday and couldnt even look at the campus without getting frightened

    • @aulorenzo1498
      @aulorenzo1498 5 років тому +106

      That’s funny

    • @wullieman
      @wullieman 5 років тому +57

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @PaLman-twentry
      @PaLman-twentry 5 років тому +41

      Same

    • @Soccermat99
      @Soccermat99 5 років тому +38

      Same 😂😂😂

  • @growllywood2813
    @growllywood2813 5 років тому +25193

    The twist: He made up the entire thing because he forgot to bring the material to present the chapter 9 slides

    • @Zikerrock
      @Zikerrock 5 років тому +340

      BRUUUH

    • @guywith_dog
      @guywith_dog 5 років тому +88

      Watch til the end

    • @antonietto123
      @antonietto123 5 років тому +823

      once, a professor of mine said that he forgot the material for the day's lesson in his car. he returned fifty minutes later with a different haircut.

    • @joejoe6952
      @joejoe6952 5 років тому +21

      666 likes

    • @Lovegun666six
      @Lovegun666six 5 років тому +70

      @@antonietto123 this had me in stitches 😂

  • @famus801
    @famus801 5 років тому +22874

    The dude that didn’t study and was partying all weekend is hella happy lmao

    • @hollister2320
      @hollister2320 5 років тому +411

      Famus 801 I’m sure that same dude is the one who came up with the idea

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 5 років тому +269

      @Maurits but at least he got a second chance rather than forsure flunking. I believe thats the whole point of this comment m8

    • @lordx4641
      @lordx4641 5 років тому +11

      Lol it made his day😂😂

    • @gdeb8380
      @gdeb8380 5 років тому +3

      Chicken Wang Good point... it’s not like if he has a chance of not graduating and getting legal actions taken on him. Smh

    • @Calilou52
      @Calilou52 5 років тому

      @@gdeb8380 what?

  • @BradleyG01
    @BradleyG01 3 місяці тому +475

    If he knows who cheated, why is he making everyone retake the exam? Dude was 100% bluffing

    • @chilldoc9638
      @chilldoc9638 3 місяці тому +41

      He said 95% chance

    • @corycosta1818
      @corycosta1818 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@chilldoc9638😂

    • @DaleksInc
      @DaleksInc Місяць тому +22

      Because he left the forgiveness option open, so some of the cheaters will be retaking it. Plus also, as anybody who's studied statistics can tell you, any measures strict enough to identify only cheaters will inevitably err on the side of caution, missing some.

    • @isheanmmo9357
      @isheanmmo9357 25 днів тому +2

      Collective punishment! hahahaha

    • @hatingontruth9118
      @hatingontruth9118 22 дні тому +6

      I agree. He is bluffing. Offering a turn yourself in and take an ethics course.. Then threatening again they already know the cheaters is his bluff. Hope no one fell for it.

  • @october2443
    @october2443 5 років тому +16764

    Let’s hope this guys wife doesn’t cheat on him.

    • @aaronrodgers5852
      @aaronrodgers5852 5 років тому +169

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    • @AbolfazlShirazi
      @AbolfazlShirazi 5 років тому +61

      His vision is augmented :))

    • @SIRTROLLZALOT
      @SIRTROLLZALOT 5 років тому +420

      TE Z she’ll get death by power point.

    • @bruhthatsdisgusting
      @bruhthatsdisgusting 5 років тому +33

      Aaron Rodgers even tho
      You just didnt

    • @passivlyassertive9696
      @passivlyassertive9696 5 років тому +492

      "You see honey, bimodal pussy lips occurs when a penis of greater force and magnitude than mine has been applied to the cervix"

  • @jordancunningham1682
    @jordancunningham1682 5 років тому +8398

    "I have also contacted the Avengers and they are ready to take action as well against the cheaters"

    • @SebastianLinks
      @SebastianLinks 5 років тому +177

      "This is an avengers level threat"

    • @stupidmclovin
      @stupidmclovin 5 років тому +12

      @@SebastianLinks God dammit, was just going to comment that

    • @HLYGHST
      @HLYGHST 5 років тому +38

      Ant-man going quantum to stop the cheaters from being born.

    • @brandongordon8547
      @brandongordon8547 5 років тому +2

      Jacob Ba whatever it takes.

    • @thomasbrown938
      @thomasbrown938 5 років тому +1

      Laugh

  • @davidg3903
    @davidg3903 4 роки тому +27136

    Once the teacher starts saying how many years they’ve been teaching, that’s when you know they’re mad.

    • @misterninetyseven2898
      @misterninetyseven2898 4 роки тому +1040

      So plot twist - the classroom is empty and he's talking to himself because he's gone completely insane.

    • @Trainselevatorsmore
      @Trainselevatorsmore 4 роки тому +92

      Yeah very true when I used to be in school once a teacher was mad at our class and he said the same thing about how long he’s been teaching same for a bus driver I had in a elementary school

    • @humanitystherapist
      @humanitystherapist 4 роки тому +9

      MisterNinetySeven 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TwiceButt
      @TwiceButt 4 роки тому +94

      I had a geography teacher in 9th grade who would say, "In all my two-plus years of teaching..." whenever he got upset and he was completely serious

    • @steves1015
      @steves1015 4 роки тому +1

      David G or just severely depressed....

  • @fluxmuldar
    @fluxmuldar 2 місяці тому +690

    This is the sort of thing that scares the crap out of you as a student. But as a working adult, you see it for what it is; a load of hot air from a teacher who was lazy and got caught out using a test bank instead of making his own tests.

    • @aidenx3vv
      @aidenx3vv Місяць тому

      Nah even as a student, if you're not an idiot you can tell it's just some fear mongering bullshit

    • @ezye97
      @ezye97 Місяць тому +126

      Calls students cheaters after they learn all 700 questions for potential 50. The students basically learned the syllabus. The fact that no student can raise their voice against is BS shows the ‘master and s’ environment this professor and his institution created.

    • @AragornRespecter
      @AragornRespecter Місяць тому +63

      Dude I’m a teacher and, I make my own tests.
      It’s hard as hell. I don’t blame anyone who doesn’t do that.
      The fact that you call them lazy shows how little you know

    • @heathbar1091
      @heathbar1091 Місяць тому +37

      @@AragornRespecter I was a teacher as well, and it really depends on the subject. I taught high school chemistry and it was fairly easy to rewrite exam questions. I imagine that government and history teachers can only ask so many questions per chapter though, which would be difficult.

    • @eb663
      @eb663 Місяць тому +31

      Most courses use test banks. It's standard practice. It's not laziness. University professors do not solely work on their units all year, they have multiple roles and jobs and it is not practical or even possible to write new tests every semester.

  • @KWarrior88
    @KWarrior88 4 роки тому +26150

    “The midterm grades will not count”
    That one kid who got a 37%: *default dance*

  • @LeviOrDie
    @LeviOrDie 3 роки тому +11013

    “The days of finding a new way to cheat are over.”
    *Opens Quizlet*

  • @aidanveselka8165
    @aidanveselka8165 4 роки тому +7910

    Let's be honest, the people who got a bad score are enjoying this.

    • @el_bambino4804
      @el_bambino4804 4 роки тому +41

      Fr

    • @SN-edits4u
      @SN-edits4u 3 роки тому +60

      In online exams these days, I always try to score less but I end up scoring least among all my classmates

    • @brucejohnson5786
      @brucejohnson5786 3 роки тому +11

      Not really. Cause their doing bad in all their other classes

    • @noah5793
      @noah5793 3 роки тому +45

      @@SN-edits4u why would you want to score less?

    • @Hgh38
      @Hgh38 3 роки тому +6

      @@brucejohnson5786 that is not always the case

  • @gdizzzl
    @gdizzzl Місяць тому +155

    Taught the same shit for 20 years and expected his class to do terrible and when they did good, he got suspicious. That’s called tenure.

    • @apotheosis21
      @apotheosis21 Місяць тому +24

      A normal curve with almost everybody above 60% is not “terrible,” lol.

    • @crisptomato9495
      @crisptomato9495 12 днів тому

      lmao

    • @yes6035
      @yes6035 10 днів тому +7

      Bro is talking out of his ass 😭 “that’s called tenure”

    • @stuartdryer1352
      @stuartdryer1352 9 днів тому +4

      And after he got suspicious he found more evidence of the cheating. That's called doing his job.

    • @gdizzzl
      @gdizzzl 9 днів тому +1

      @ are u ignoring my point or you just disagreeing on principle?

  • @Transforsen
    @Transforsen 4 роки тому +14660

    "The midterm exam will not count"
    The one kid who didn't cheat, got an A+ and studied to 2am every night:
    *B R U H*

    • @harissahab2743
      @harissahab2743 4 роки тому +580

      Jamesfloatyhead YT I would honestly be ready to throw hands, I ain’t boutta retake something I worked my ass off and got an A on 😂

    • @marshall02019
      @marshall02019 4 роки тому +401

      well it shouldn’t be too hard to score high again then

    • @Zones33
      @Zones33 4 роки тому +685

      The one kid who forgot to study and knew he bombed that shit:
      *A Y Y Y*

    • @pcruz-zd5tc
      @pcruz-zd5tc 4 роки тому +357

      @@marshall02019 it is actually especially if the test is completely different from everything you studied so hard for.

    • @BDSbowling
      @BDSbowling 4 роки тому +7

      Zones That’s me but i’ll fail the next exam too lmao

  • @bossross2.08
    @bossross2.08 4 роки тому +12197

    At least he didn't hear an overly loud yawn.

  • @liamgasser8062
    @liamgasser8062 5 років тому +6762

    FBI: We're going to send you to federal prison for 60 years
    6ixNine: I know who cheated on Richard Quinn's management exam at UCF

    • @jogclemson4430
      @jogclemson4430 5 років тому +98

      "Tell us half of a answer and you're allowed to break 10 laws with no jail time"

    • @Flowerz__
      @Flowerz__ 5 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @fattymcgee123
      @fattymcgee123 5 років тому +8

      k, help me out here. how do you say that word? is it six ix nine ine?

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 5 років тому +1

      HAHAHAHAHAAH

    • @zzpumpking8371
      @zzpumpking8371 5 років тому +5

      He also knows who cheated on your teen daughter

  • @nicholasrussell8148
    @nicholasrussell8148 2 місяці тому +146

    The real moral of this story: write your own exams instead of using the publisher’s test bank. He basically confessed that he hasn’t updated his class in 5 years. Students shouldn’t cheat. But there is a lesson for the faculty member in all of this too.

    • @jordanthurt
      @jordanthurt Місяць тому

      Other moral of the story: Universities cheat students by using test banks year after year while they charge students more and more, year after year.

  • @justin96130
    @justin96130 5 років тому +9342

    "To those who cheated, we know who you are"
    *still proceeds to make the innocent retake the test*

    • @billcipher779
      @billcipher779 5 років тому +363

      Remember when Private Pyle had a jelly doughnut and Hartman made everyone else exercise?

    • @jdunnatl
      @jdunnatl 5 років тому +71

      But he kind of has to....

    • @Salty_Nutella
      @Salty_Nutella 5 років тому +195

      He said "there's only a 95% certainty" on the list of people who cheated.

    • @TheScoutPlay
      @TheScoutPlay 5 років тому +58

      Nothing but fair to make the innocent pay for the mistakes of the wrong ones, when it's about class and grades.
      People gotta stop thinking class is supposed to be this hyperdemocratic space where who cheats gets a pass and students get to dictate rules.

    • @justin96130
      @justin96130 5 років тому +193

      TheScoutPlay Making everybody retake the test is fine if they had no idea who cheated. But the teacher said that they basically know who it is

  • @hughmungus9797
    @hughmungus9797 4 роки тому +3021

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    • @JaimeWarlock
      @JaimeWarlock 4 роки тому +12

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    • @h2w25
      @h2w25 4 роки тому +17

      This video has been in my suggestions for the last half decade. I will never watch it. This is the first time I ever clicked on it subsequently going straight to the comment section to talk about how stupid it is and how much I do not care.

    • @answerth
      @answerth 4 роки тому +1

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    • @jakeyshakey5475
      @jakeyshakey5475 4 роки тому

      Nooooo thin mints are my favorite

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 4 роки тому +3

      Okay dude, now you’re just taking it too far

  • @Blaze-vj6ng
    @Blaze-vj6ng 3 роки тому +13408

    "For those who acted ethically and did it right, you have my undying gratitude"
    the kid who scored a 60/200: i gotchu man 🙌🏻

    • @bradybailey2711
      @bradybailey2711 3 роки тому +124

      Lmao

    • @mayrasancruz
      @mayrasancruz 3 роки тому +48

      Lol 😆

    • @Calvin1985
      @Calvin1985 3 роки тому +213

      Well, he is rightfully happier with that person than he is with anyone who cheated.

    • @JohnDoe-yq8ox
      @JohnDoe-yq8ox 3 роки тому +77

      Cheaters are lazy. It is possible the kid with the 60 cheated and just sucks.

    • @TesterBoy
      @TesterBoy 3 роки тому +8

      @@JohnDoe-yq8ox i doubt it. The cheaters were the LAZY Ones!

  • @shammywammy
    @shammywammy 2 місяці тому +63

    700 questions for a 50 question test?
    That's not cheating, that's studying.

  • @Warhero1171
    @Warhero1171 5 років тому +2443

    It seems like every college out there has a fully staffed forensic analysis team led by Sherlock Holmes and Batman.

    • @thatjuanguy4204
      @thatjuanguy4204 5 років тому +87

      where do you think all that textbook money gose to?

    • @DiaXisHD
      @DiaXisHD 5 років тому +27

      Forensic Analysis is a subject in finance. The professors probably anslysed it themselves.

    • @SomethingLame
      @SomethingLame 5 років тому +4

      Or it's just not that hard to tell when students cheated.

    • @LilJetRyan
      @LilJetRyan 5 років тому +3

      Sherlock Holmes & Batman 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Katarinarabbit
      @Katarinarabbit 5 років тому +1

      Keep digging Watson

  • @DrewSalt
    @DrewSalt 3 роки тому +17465

    He's a MASTER. Utilizing a long-winded speech, in order to get away with being unprepared for his Chapter 9 lecture.

    • @carlneoh5843
      @carlneoh5843 3 роки тому +865

      There was once my history teacher was talking about the Roman empire and he somehow managed to switch to Formula 1 racing

    • @RedEyedModok
      @RedEyedModok 3 роки тому +261

      Looks like he forgot to do his homework. If you been teaching the same class for 11 years you'd think he could wing it.

    • @supremesai3637
      @supremesai3637 3 роки тому +185

      @@carlneoh5843 had a science teacher in 8th grade who went from magnetism to how we are alone in the universe

    • @brightspark8900
      @brightspark8900 3 роки тому +14

      Hilarious comment.

    • @morgan5130
      @morgan5130 3 роки тому +117

      @@carlneoh5843 Had my sophomore French teacher go from explaining the syllabus to how his old school’s principal got caught for soliciting a minor, who was actually a FBI agent in disguise.

  • @Rottyrottyrotty
    @Rottyrottyrotty 5 років тому +2527

    The irony is that he is teaching corporate strategy, which we all know is the cornerstone of ethics.

    • @cillblinton8181
      @cillblinton8181 5 років тому +9

      Peter Anderson 😂 lmao

    • @mehdude2478
      @mehdude2478 5 років тому +41

      Damn, you better apply this morning and replace him.

    • @joeguy9817
      @joeguy9817 5 років тому +34

      @ Chunnin Exams time

    • @morganl4445
      @morganl4445 5 років тому +1

      😂

    • @benny2427
      @benny2427 5 років тому +38

      What if that guilty student who turned in a test bank instantly failed the exam? “You sold out your comrades, that’s not what a Shinobi does to his fellow ninja, believe it!”

  • @fuelsfornerds
    @fuelsfornerds 3 місяці тому +105

    For those who didn’t get what he was trying to do: Richard is using the most obvious bluffing that’s used in like every cop situations and school dramas. Now the reason he goes detailed on this with the forensic analysis and stuff is because he wants to instill fear on the cheaters and make them confess. We had a similar case like this in our school and our supervisor used this exact maneuver that Richard used. You can bet that after Richard left the room all the kids were mad at the cheaters and told them to confess otherwise they’ll rat them out themselves because no one who studied really hard to get good scores for the test wants to do the entire midterm exam again.

    • @MAX-de8fe
      @MAX-de8fe 3 місяці тому +7

      Good. Cheaters deserve to get expelled.

    • @TheCatOfAges
      @TheCatOfAges Місяць тому +3

      ​@@MAX-de8fe hell nah

    • @teaks800
      @teaks800 Місяць тому

      I initially thought this guy was bluffing hard too. But I looked at some blogs and let me tell you my guy. He wasn’t bluffing. The academic investigation team actually caught them all

    • @TheCatOfAges
      @TheCatOfAges Місяць тому +1

      @@teaks800 with how many innocent caught?

    • @teaks800
      @teaks800 Місяць тому +1

      @@TheCatOfAges because the forensics team wont be able to trace it back to them. i am a college student and my father is a senior professor. i can tell you with full confidence that investigations in a college is no joke. The recovered data shows all activity

  • @KaptainKFC
    @KaptainKFC 3 роки тому +18854

    Imagine not cheating and getting the highest score, only to have to completely redo it and possibly get a much lower score.

    • @cramstick3810
      @cramstick3810 3 роки тому +753

      well if you’re capable of acing it one legitimately, it’ll be easy to do it again

    • @drumman22
      @drumman22 3 роки тому +2810

      @@cramstick3810 not necessarily, depending on the topic such as math, its easy to make simple mistakes during a test

    • @JKDrixter
      @JKDrixter 3 роки тому +865

      I would be fucking livid

    • @drsolo7
      @drsolo7 3 роки тому +36

      @@drumman22 check then.

    • @murphy5531
      @murphy5531 3 роки тому +164

      @@cramstick3810 No, because if that person did not turn himself in then he would be expelled... so he would have to wrongfully admit guilt in order to even be able to resit. & then he'd have to sit a 4hr ethics class. & have his prof hate him. lose lose lose.

  • @willwright9317
    @willwright9317 3 роки тому +7310

    “Richard, these are 4th graders.”

  • @schoki1446
    @schoki1446 5 років тому +6068

    I love how he is trying to play good cop bad cop all by him self

    • @GaminqLevel
      @GaminqLevel 5 років тому +114

      He's a baddass

    • @crazando
      @crazando 5 років тому +85

      Somehow it still works

    • @insidiosity
      @insidiosity 5 років тому +23

      Was he playing good cop? Nothing good came out of what he said. Stop trying to belittle him, he put on an amazing performance I doubt you'd be able to do

    • @angeliparraguirre7329
      @angeliparraguirre7329 5 років тому +5

      What are you talking about

    • @OneRichMofo
      @OneRichMofo 5 років тому +59

      @@insidiosity he is a fucking lecturer not an actor, he shouldn't try to put on a show is the issue

  • @jordanthurt
    @jordanthurt Місяць тому +63

    Professor: “I didn’t have the wits about me to load the Chapter 9 slides”
    Also Professor: *uses exact same curriculum for 5+ years in a row while the university continues to increase tuition*

    • @scottw6704
      @scottw6704 22 дні тому +3

      Tuition isn't solely decided based on curriculum changes. Cost of living for employees, for example - just like any other job. Replacing outdated/broken equipment. Advances in research in different subjects.

  • @toucheaulait892
    @toucheaulait892 5 років тому +1982

    "...don't call me"
    This teacher broke up with his entire class!

    • @budgie825
      @budgie825 5 років тому +17

      Entrecôte PourDeux only 1/3 of the class

    • @brendanjames3871
      @brendanjames3871 5 років тому +7

      What did he even mean by that lmao

    • @Trevor102117
      @Trevor102117 5 років тому +23

      @@brendanjames3871 like in the future if someone needs a reference or a favor from him

    • @joeking4965
      @joeking4965 5 років тому +1

      Only the ones that cheated on him !

    • @TBButtSmoothy
      @TBButtSmoothy 5 років тому

      "Forensics, also known as 'Criminalistics', is the application of science to criminal and civil laws, mainly-on the criminal side-during criminal investigation, as governed by the legal standards of admissible evidence and criminal procedure." It's not just about dead people, lab coats and hacker thingies on a computer monitor.

  • @kahle12
    @kahle12 3 роки тому +40121

    This professor would have a heart attack if he knew what college was like during Covid

  • @mtbewan5632
    @mtbewan5632 3 роки тому +4957

    The guy who got a 60 is probably the happiest person in the room.

    • @jaxoncr
      @jaxoncr 3 роки тому +169

      the 60 was from a different semester where no cheating occurred

    • @EZProdigy
      @EZProdigy 3 роки тому +87

      @@jaxoncr nah whenever he showed the distribution for fall there were a few F’s as well lol

    • @richerdchikosky7558
      @richerdchikosky7558 3 роки тому +53

      that was 60/200 which is 30%

    • @drewcampbell1258
      @drewcampbell1258 3 роки тому +62

      @@EZProdigy yeah but they get to re-take the midterm. They get another shot at it lol I bet they were hype

    • @camsmart
      @camsmart 3 роки тому +9

      @@drewcampbell1258 id be Hella hyped

  • @idjilju2835
    @idjilju2835 10 днів тому +4

    Man has been using the same exact exam for the past 5 years is WILD. I see why during my grad school experience most of my submitted coursework is writing assignments

  • @bengaulden4655
    @bengaulden4655 3 роки тому +7148

    The lesson today is twofold:
    1. How to call a bluff.
    2. Never confess.

    • @mikevignola4213
      @mikevignola4213 3 роки тому +82

      I thought it was statistics, that's like two standard deviations of mean!

    • @Darenz-cg9zg
      @Darenz-cg9zg 3 роки тому +168

      I hate teachers accusing people of cheating or stealing something, because I've never cheated but I can't help laughing during it, I don't know why. I don't confess though, so my teachers just think I act really suspicious. I'm also pretty sure my 7th grade science teacher thought I was obsessed with hydrolysis.

    • @onokian
      @onokian 3 роки тому +167

      @@Darenz-cg9zg look it up 200 students admitted to cheating tho

    • @TheUnseenPath
      @TheUnseenPath 3 роки тому +10

      Or do confess and take the chance at the grade because you never know.

    • @bengaulden4655
      @bengaulden4655 3 роки тому +150

      @@TheUnseenPath Weakness haha. He has no idea who did it and can't prove anything. He's bluffing.

  • @estooo
    @estooo 5 років тому +2226

    “My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined”

    • @user-73a
      @user-73a 5 років тому +10

      food meme

    • @izdatbOi
      @izdatbOi 5 років тому +7

      Nice

    • @HalkerVeil
      @HalkerVeil 5 років тому

      I was just watching that guys channel who was in that meme.

    • @gamerplayer2105
      @gamerplayer2105 5 років тому +1

      I feel like it was something Gordon Ramsey will day if someone messed up scallops

    • @JustinOhio
      @JustinOhio 5 років тому

      Reviewbrah!!! What did I win???

  • @FrostyBandit333
    @FrostyBandit333 5 років тому +15100

    *Student walks into class 15 minutes late*
    “Hey sorry I’m late did I miss anything important?”

    • @klobiforpresident2254
      @klobiforpresident2254 5 років тому +844

      "He forgot his slides. Think there was something else but I can't remember."

    • @justin100499
      @justin100499 5 років тому +415

      "I've been here for eleven years"

    • @lukethebaron5408
      @lukethebaron5408 5 років тому +32

      Lmao that’s great

    • @dand2760
      @dand2760 5 років тому +14

      😄

    • @trevorfinch7242
      @trevorfinch7242 5 років тому +130

      There was a systematic bias to the dataset

  • @jackbruno953
    @jackbruno953 3 місяці тому +98

    Instead of admitting you messed up and had a test that could easily be cheated, you had all the grades nullified and made everyone retake it. Yet you had no clue who cheated and who didn't. That's not on the students, that's on you for not coming up with an original exam.

    • @JosephMancuso-d9q
      @JosephMancuso-d9q 3 місяці тому +18

      I heard that he told his students that he made his own tests. So the students bought tests from some test bank to study and it turned out to be the same ones he was using.

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 3 місяці тому

      @@JosephMancuso-d9q insane

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jackbruno953 No, it’s on the students for cheating.

    • @jackbruno953
      @jackbruno953 2 місяці тому +6

      @@brontiago so punish the students who didn’t cheat? How is that fair, a college class isn’t the army. You shouldn’t take responsibility for someone you don’t know who cheated.

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago 2 місяці тому +2

      @@jackbruno953 I agree with you on that but he has no way of knowing with absolute certainty who cheated and who didn’t. Best thing they can do is hope that those who honestly passed the exam can do it again

  • @curtis9701
    @curtis9701 3 роки тому +6284

    Teacher: We are retaking this exam again! No exceptions!
    Kid who got 30 out of 200: Thank God!

    • @georgemathew3529
      @georgemathew3529 3 роки тому +298

      proceeds to score 25 in the reexam.. been there done that

    • @bethancharles9902
      @bethancharles9902 3 роки тому +112

      Imagine the kid that genuinley forgot about it and didnt study and gets hella lucky lol

    • @vrbobde
      @vrbobde 3 роки тому +97

      @@georgemathew3529 I remember getting 0 without studying and then getting 0 again after studying XD

    • @ChefDave5
      @ChefDave5 3 роки тому +6

      @@georgemathew3529 bruh 😂

    • @railx2005
      @railx2005 3 роки тому +8

      @@vrbobde lmao how

  • @ilya6420
    @ilya6420 5 років тому +5134

    I’m scared shitless and I didn’t even do the exam

    • @popcornchicken9762
      @popcornchicken9762 5 років тому +59

      I'm not I didn't cheat on the exam. I'm good homie

    • @Salvador-312
      @Salvador-312 5 років тому +24

      FXK3 I wouldn’t ever be scared of that nigga

    • @Iankameel
      @Iankameel 5 років тому +20

      Sonny your life isnt dependant on getting good standing in this field like these homies is. They just gone fucked with the dons of this shit hello

    • @Arealglitterboy
      @Arealglitterboy 5 років тому +5

      LMFAOOOO

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 5 років тому +13

      @@Salvador-312 well you don't have that kind of intellectual capability to feel anything. So it's all good "dawg".

  • @noelhann5262
    @noelhann5262 3 роки тому +3380

    Whenever someone says “you know who you are”, I always get scared that they’re talking to me, even though they’re almost never talking to me

  • @jimoffutt9156
    @jimoffutt9156 Місяць тому +12

    He could not know with 100% certainty the students who cheated. He "claims" 95%, at the time of this, but he couldn't get to 100%. So stop it with the expulsion bs

  • @kroy7881
    @kroy7881 5 років тому +15068

    Prof - "I've been here for eleven years..."
    Students - "ah shit, here we go"

  • @dethkl0k
    @dethkl0k 3 роки тому +5578

    "The president has been briefed on the situation, and your days are numbered. The likelihood of assassination is astronomically high, and you will soon meet your demise. May God have mercy on your cheating souls."

    • @alejandros.9523
      @alejandros.9523 3 роки тому +11

      i kindly ask that you don’t use The Lords Name in vain and many blessings to you and have a wonderful day 😊✝️

    • @dethkl0k
      @dethkl0k 3 роки тому +79

      @@alejandros.9523 That's not using the Lord's name in vain, but thanks for your concern.

    • @aquamaster9036
      @aquamaster9036 3 роки тому +20

      @@alejandros.9523 who cares dude, shut up

    • @potatofuryy
      @potatofuryy 3 роки тому +3

      @Ez Dub lmao

    • @thepigfromdbd8645
      @thepigfromdbd8645 3 роки тому +11

      @@alejandros.9523 pvp mode activated.

  • @eastkidd2563
    @eastkidd2563 5 років тому +2291

    Professor: You have to do the test again
    People Who Scored High And Didn't Cheat: B r u h
    People Who Failed: N o i c e

    • @Aphelion_k9f
      @Aphelion_k9f 5 років тому +56

      In fairness, if you studied hard and scored high the first time then why sweat a retake?

    • @Shoomborghini
      @Shoomborghini 5 років тому +6

      @@Aphelion_k9f exactly, they probably made it the same difficulty or maybe even a little easier.

    • @imonymous
      @imonymous 5 років тому +19

      @@Shoomborghini someone in the comments who says they were in that class said it was much harder

    • @MentallyBougie
      @MentallyBougie 5 років тому +25

      Wrestling Fanatic Bernkastel I see your point, but I also know myself. If I take a test, and we’ve move on from that topic already, I don’t remember anything I studied. All those kids like me are gonna have to stress all over again to study 😂

    • @nolanpowers191
      @nolanpowers191 5 років тому +3

      Wrestling Fanatic Bernkastel because the new test is going to be much more involved material not on the “study guide bank”. So the new test will likely be significantly more difficult.

  • @mperson1890
    @mperson1890 2 місяці тому +11

    As an instructor, I rarely use the same midterms and finals over. Yes, it takes a LOT of my time, but I make different exams and nobody else has a copy in advance. This instructor is LAZY, imo.

  • @DailyChuckles724
    @DailyChuckles724 2 роки тому +5617

    It must feel so good to be the guy that failed that exam. Having the exam tossed is a dream come true for him.

    • @psychobuzzard
      @psychobuzzard 2 роки тому +76

      if this "guy" fails it once without cheating, what makes you think he is going to ace the make up exam? As a career teacher (35 years) I can assure you that seldom happens.

    • @haarmonic
      @haarmonic 2 роки тому +227

      @@psychobuzzard aye never say never right?

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 2 роки тому +15

      AND that student now knows he can find an answer booklet…

    • @grantofat6438
      @grantofat6438 2 роки тому +6

      How? He will just fail again.

    • @productiveprojects6800
      @productiveprojects6800 2 роки тому +70

      @@psychobuzzard Even if that person didn't study more, they would've have 1 more exam worth of experience under their belt than they would have the test before

  • @13satyar
    @13satyar 4 роки тому +5402

    Plot twist: He lost all the exam papers so he’s just making all this up

  • @TheGamingREZ
    @TheGamingREZ 3 роки тому +2935

    The guy with the lowest score probably snitched on everyone just to remake that exam

    • @peytondrews703
      @peytondrews703 3 роки тому +97

      He wasn't in the wrong tho.

    • @flynnbrennan3876
      @flynnbrennan3876 3 роки тому +75

      That would have been very smart.

    • @YouLose
      @YouLose 3 роки тому +47

      @@flynnbrennan3876 But we all know if he got the lowest score on this exam, he probably got a bad score on the next one too

    • @Discipleofthelordandjesus
      @Discipleofthelordandjesus 3 роки тому +20

      @@YouLose I go down everyone go down type shit .😂 He failed the next test along with everyone else this time.

    • @otto8158
      @otto8158 3 роки тому +21

      Even if no one would have snitched the score distribution is too obvious tbh

  • @el-ee8yk
    @el-ee8yk Місяць тому +20

    you can literally purchase test banks online.. it’s his own fault for refusing to get up off his ass and write his own exams

    • @scottw6704
      @scottw6704 22 дні тому +1

      The test banks are created by those same instructors. Then the questions and answers are entered into the test banks. It's like writing a lot of different versions of the exam early on before starting to teach the subject, then entering them into a database. So all 700 questions would have been covered in class, but the work going into creating the different exams was done early on, to save time during the actual semester and leave it for actual teaching.

  • @MP-qf5gg
    @MP-qf5gg 4 роки тому +25540

    “Oh and by the way, the President of the United States has been notified. And he’s mobilizing the US military as I speak. Not only that, but God and His legions of angels are on their way to you.”

    • @HazyPolitics
      @HazyPolitics 4 роки тому +172

      😂😂😂

    • @Juan-zr1mp
      @Juan-zr1mp 4 роки тому +707

      While God's here, can I get that signed note?

    • @matthewmiracky2291
      @matthewmiracky2291 4 роки тому +149

      It’s a good this he’s immobilizing the army cuz I don’t think I could fight all of them

    • @ganjgundam1
      @ganjgundam1 4 роки тому +71

      did you mean mobilizing? cus immobilizing is the opposite of what they'd be doing

    • @MP-qf5gg
      @MP-qf5gg 4 роки тому +42

      @@ganjgundam1 Yes. Fixed it.

  • @hououinkyouma616
    @hououinkyouma616 3 роки тому +6461

    “For many of you, this will be the hardest lecture you will ever have to hear”
    Millions of people watching for fun on UA-cam:

    • @AidenIsLove
      @AidenIsLove 2 роки тому +58

      I watched the whole thing 😂. Or maybe I cheated and went right to the comments.

    • @kennedyl7744
      @kennedyl7744 2 роки тому +11

      Criminally underrated comment

    • @Thisismycomment.
      @Thisismycomment. 2 роки тому +4

      Hehe

    • @CombustibL
      @CombustibL 2 роки тому +6

      Its fun when your not in the hot seat 😂

    • @paulmartom
      @paulmartom 2 роки тому

      No I stopped at 5

  • @princemoon7022
    @princemoon7022 5 років тому +7022

    The guy who scored a 60: So everyone had the answers but me?

    • @skyscizor
      @skyscizor 5 років тому +432

      Wait, you guys are getting the answers?

    • @sunny3970
      @sunny3970 5 років тому +180

      Wait,
      You guys were getting educated?

    • @jibreel1788
      @jibreel1788 5 років тому +84

      The guy who scored the 60 was in the semester before

    • @ShadowLinkxMaster
      @ShadowLinkxMaster 5 років тому +31

      Technically the guy who scored a 60 was in the Summer Term, which was the semester before the cheating happened.

    • @sinoroman
      @sinoroman 5 років тому +34

      if you got 60 or below, just say you cheated and retake for that 100

  • @autumnwinter3639
    @autumnwinter3639 2 місяці тому +59

    If I studied and got a good grade I would refuse to retake it and go to the administrator

    • @a.s.2426
      @a.s.2426 29 днів тому +6

      Yup. Teacher is a jerk.

  • @hexum9449
    @hexum9449 3 роки тому +5894

    Professor has never been so excited to give this speech that he wishes he never had to give.

  • @chocolatemilk6164
    @chocolatemilk6164 4 роки тому +4861

    His wife: *cheats*
    Him: "I have been married for eleven years."

  • @Username-it8co
    @Username-it8co 5 років тому +12919

    Imagine if you actually studied like crazy for this exam and now they think you cheated

    • @samschellhase8831
      @samschellhase8831 5 років тому +761

      Username that’s the shitty part. Even the kids who came forwards about the cheating are going to have to retake the tests, which is super unfair

    • @MaD0915
      @MaD0915 5 років тому +210

      Well, if your personal scores are fairly uniform, it's likely that they won't think you cheated.

    • @soapydandy
      @soapydandy 5 років тому +332

      If you did study that's not a problem. When you actually learn something you dont just puke it over an exam and get it out of your system. You might forget it in a few months but at that point a quick brush through notes or whatever source you originally used and it should click right back.
      If you "study" and just straight up pour it on to the test and then you dont even remember what the test was about, you didn't learn, you just bottled it up and memorized it

    • @nelumbonucifera7537
      @nelumbonucifera7537 5 років тому +506

      Studying 700 sample questions for a 50 question test is the definition of studying like crazy.

    • @SomethingLame
      @SomethingLame 5 років тому +50

      If you studied and took the test, you can probably prove that you know the material. Unlike the cheaters here.

  • @mikewilson9349
    @mikewilson9349 11 годин тому +1

    If I didn’t cheat on a test that everyone else did because a lazy professor reused test questions and some students got hold of them, there would be a lot bigger problems for him than cheating students.

  • @MrN8073
    @MrN8073 5 років тому +37825

    Plot twist this is actually the janitor and there's no audience.

  • @navonmyhand7999
    @navonmyhand7999 3 роки тому +2334

    The guy who scored a 60: looks to his left, looks to his right
    "So were neither of you going to share the Final exam answers with me?"

    • @onepervideo8962
      @onepervideo8962 3 роки тому +25

      Congrats! Your comment has won you the internet! Please pick it up upon your next login.

    • @thecoldcallerguy
      @thecoldcallerguy 3 роки тому +13

      Who do you think told on everybody 😒😂

    • @marisoto6861
      @marisoto6861 3 роки тому +3

      bro he was the one who sacrificed himself lmao

    • @BigNnThicc
      @BigNnThicc 3 роки тому +2

      He must be so fuckin happy the test is being exempted lol

    • @navonmyhand7999
      @navonmyhand7999 3 роки тому +2

      @@onepervideo8962 Nice random comment on the Internet. Rare :)

  • @EdgyShooter
    @EdgyShooter 5 років тому +2155

    To be fair memorising around 700 questions is damn impressive

    • @samschellhase8831
      @samschellhase8831 5 років тому +153

      EdgyShooter also if you’re using questions that aren’t your own, from an online test bank, eventually it’ll bite you in the butt. Maybe not quite as dramatically as this, but in someway it will

    • @Max_Griswald
      @Max_Griswald 5 років тому +196

      @@akeyscoot9546 - Memorizing questions is studying, though.

    • @s.tellington
      @s.tellington 5 років тому +71

      @@Max_Griswald Studying is memorizing formulas and such. A test shouldn't have questions you've seen and know by heart. They should require you to apply what you learned in class and through studying.

    • @temporarychannelname8620
      @temporarychannelname8620 5 років тому +95

      @@s.tellington As far as I know this is a high level business class. There's more brute force memorization than calculation.

    • @ytirucsbo
      @ytirucsbo 5 років тому +11

      @@temporarychannelname8620 it's an undergraduate course, it might be upper division but not "high level"

  • @codegeek98
    @codegeek98 Місяць тому +17

    1:45 it's really disturbing that his first “red flag” was students _not failing_ the class, and _only then_ did he investigate and find the actual statistical evidence of cheating. Maybe if you taught the material better instead of failing people out to harvest tuition money, the students wouldn't have felt compelled to cheat in the first place? Not defending the cheaters, just saying... 🧐

    • @CloroxBleach0
      @CloroxBleach0 Місяць тому

      You got a point, but university grades are stunningly low on average. Often you’ll see over 50% of students failing to complete their degree, regardless of the teacher/study material…

  • @nIfTheyWalked54
    @nIfTheyWalked54 5 років тому +5886

    "we know exactly who cheated"
    "All of you have to retake"

    • @3jake5mee
      @3jake5mee 5 років тому +749

      which means they have no clue who cheated, I would’ve been pissed I wonder if anyone took it up with the University

    • @martin4dmr770
      @martin4dmr770 5 років тому +37

      It's only the best to be fair

    • @josefernandez4423
      @josefernandez4423 5 років тому +220

      @@3jake5mee they absolutely knew who they were. it's just to make everything clean. this was a big scandal back then. that's the fairest route they could take. make everyone take a fresh exam but still punish those who cheated.

    • @seanrrr
      @seanrrr 5 років тому +280

      They can narrow it down but they can’t be 100% sure. Most of the high scores (90-100%) are most likely cheaters but you can’t prove that someone who studied hard and earned that grade wasn’t a cheater.

    • @ketchupfries7521
      @ketchupfries7521 5 років тому +21

      Well it’s a clear message that even if one person cheats, they’re all corrupted. If you cheat you are responsible for not just your own consequences, but everyone else gets punished, so they don’t cheat in the future either. Don’t cheat

  • @SmolBug
    @SmolBug 5 років тому +3789

    That one person who got a 60 must have been like:
    “Haha losers”

    • @vrowniediamond6202
      @vrowniediamond6202 5 років тому +92

      @Frank Stein it's a 60 out of 200... XD

    • @exoticcats6119
      @exoticcats6119 5 років тому +6

      Frank Stein So what is a 60% now

    • @vrowniediamond6202
      @vrowniediamond6202 5 років тому +5

      @@exoticcats6119 basically a fail

    • @Snow-qz8xc
      @Snow-qz8xc 5 років тому +3

      Exotic Cats a 60% is still the same thing anything less is an F

    • @thomaswilliams9320
      @thomaswilliams9320 5 років тому +10

      @Frank Stein what r u on boss 60/200 is 30%

  • @LelloIntegrale
    @LelloIntegrale 4 роки тому +1532

    A pretty elaborate excuse not to have the material for the presentation, Professor.

    • @BravePvP
      @BravePvP 4 роки тому +8

      I read this comment with your profile picture’s voice

    • @LPTV84
      @LPTV84 4 роки тому +2

      @@BravePvP Jotaro sees a student cheat: Yare yare daze ...

    • @theguacboi6154
      @theguacboi6154 4 роки тому +1

      LPTV this must be the work of an enemy stand

    • @robinpark8861
      @robinpark8861 4 роки тому

      @@theguacboi6154 apparently it's "stand user" - i made the same mistake a couple days ago lol

    • @JJ-fm1sh
      @JJ-fm1sh 4 роки тому

      Haha 😂😂🤣

  • @slayrix279
    @slayrix279 Місяць тому +8

    The ending has me dying, “actually I don’t have the material to teach for today,” it gives off the vibes that he realized he forgot the course material so he just decided to lecture about cheating instead, then once he ran out of stuff to talk about cheating wise he just openly admits, actually we can’t do class today. Lmao

  • @SuperMoodyyy
    @SuperMoodyyy 5 років тому +902

    The camera is facing the wrong way i wanna see the students reaction

    • @greywolf187
      @greywolf187 5 років тому +33

      If this happened in my lectures today, I would just be on reddit on my phone

    • @SayaaNara
      @SayaaNara 5 років тому +21

      @@greywolf187 "I would've failed even if I cheat so I really could not give a fuck"

    • @mccordcahill2330
      @mccordcahill2330 5 років тому +12

      @@greywolf187 are you proud of this?

    • @greywolf187
      @greywolf187 5 років тому +4

      @@mccordcahill2330 I don't think the students did anything wrong, I wouldn't call what they did "cheating"

    • @yomammasofat1000
      @yomammasofat1000 5 років тому +5

      greywolf 18 so in your opinion taking the answers straight from a test bank isn’t cheating? I guess you’re also one of the people who think sending nudes isn’t cheating on your girlfriend too🤨

  • @bobdog6760
    @bobdog6760 3 роки тому +17485

    Teachers: “Don’t cheat there’s never an easy way out”
    Also Teachers: Reuse the same test every year

    • @antviper135
      @antviper135 3 роки тому +40

      😂😂

    • @chombers
      @chombers 3 роки тому +232

      @@jrena9443 that's not true. If it was, the professor would not have thrown out everyone's test, cheaters and not alike.

    • @fanaticgaming8819
      @fanaticgaming8819 3 роки тому +85

      @@chombers yeah they are just lazy professors.

    • @smashyboi6887
      @smashyboi6887 3 роки тому +7

      @Alyssa This

    • @graysonhoward1562
      @graysonhoward1562 3 роки тому +3

      @Alyssa do you have any evidence for that?

  • @jacobwilske5665
    @jacobwilske5665 3 роки тому +2653

    “The days of being able to find new ways to cheat the system are over.”
    Well that didn’t age well

    • @JayJoeVid4EVER
      @JayJoeVid4EVER 3 роки тому +64

      *laughs in Brainly*

    • @j.p.rogers6731
      @j.p.rogers6731 3 роки тому +9

      Nice pfp go cubs

    • @perrycave
      @perrycave 3 роки тому +8

      @@JayJoeVid4EVER was just about to say the same thing

    • @queenkitten1469
      @queenkitten1469 3 роки тому +23

      Laughs in quizlet study (I can’t curate because of certain websites but I use it to study and to help me, so it’s not really cheating)

    • @supersonic7605
      @supersonic7605 3 роки тому +4

      Lol wasn’t the school caught up in the 2019 scandal regarding students being bribed in?

  • @TheXodic98
    @TheXodic98 5 років тому +3647

    Imagine being innocent but the teacher continuously gives you eye contact.

    • @stopthrm
      @stopthrm 5 років тому +135

      'you've just got that guilty expression'

    • @TimYorty
      @TimYorty 5 років тому +39

      Shouldn't be a problem if you're truly innocent.

    • @coppergolem9444
      @coppergolem9444 5 років тому +51

      @Gerald Sergei I think a lot of these boomer academics rely on the fact your young and won't stand up to them. I'm a mature student at a correspdence school in the uk that's generally used by older students, tutors wouldn't dare take that tone. Obudsmen, family lawyers, advice agencies would make their life hell for penalising an entire class for the actions of a few.

    • @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215
      @thevoidanswerswithjazz2215 5 років тому +12

      That happened to me when an anonymous person's phone went off during a speech.

    • @itsmedonn1054
      @itsmedonn1054 5 років тому +44

      Imagine ACTUALLY getting a perfect score without cheating, and, in an alternate universe, they zeroed into the people who 'statistically' were cheating, and having to take the test again AND failing.

  • @jdoggydog196
    @jdoggydog196 5 років тому +2700

    Imagine being one of the people who actually did well and the test was thrown out

    • @HolyAvgr
      @HolyAvgr 5 років тому +151

      J Doggy Dog they would probably do good again. Yeah, it sucks. But as he said; they have their peers to thank for that.
      This is a real life lesson, too. We don’t get to bail our asses out just because we aren’t the people destroying the planet and such. We’re a part of society, and sometimes other people fucking up fucks you, too.

    • @Lunar4
      @Lunar4 5 років тому +110

      @@HolyAvgr oh boy cant go 10 minutes without preaching climate change huh

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 5 років тому +135

      @@Lunar4 It's almost like it's a good analogy

    • @sours4g181
      @sours4g181 5 років тому +13

      J Doggy Dog yeah if I didn’t cheat I would hire a lawyer

    • @kyrlics6515
      @kyrlics6515 5 років тому

      @@wcurty336 loool

  • @KaiKord
    @KaiKord 5 років тому +3245

    When you’re not even in the university and your heart rate is at 300%

    • @lukess.s
      @lukess.s 5 років тому +22

      You're

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 5 років тому +63

      He got 1 'your' right so I'd say that cancels the other one out

    • @ccgb92
      @ccgb92 5 років тому +19

      @@wcurty336 that's not how that works

    • @wcurty336
      @wcurty336 5 років тому +52

      @@ccgb92 Reality can be whatever I want it to be

    • @MammalianCreature
      @MammalianCreature 5 років тому +17

      @@ccgb92 I believe that is how it works.

  • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
    @unfortunately_fortunate2000 10 днів тому +3

    so basically this dude looked at the average of everyone's scores, thought to himself "wait a second, there is no way I am capable of teaching people THIS WELL, they must be cheating!" and just ran with that as his evidence of wrongdoing?

    • @NotScotus
      @NotScotus 4 години тому

      that’s what he was originally going to do and then apparently an anonymous student handed him the test bank the class used to cheat, then he was really pissed as you see in the vid lol

  • @henrique-castro
    @henrique-castro 5 років тому +1203

    I'm scared to death he will find out I cheated on my wife and I'm not even married.

  • @ExterminatorSK
    @ExterminatorSK Рік тому +1992

    "Also the CIA has been notified by this point of time and the navy seals have already been dispatched. "

    • @walterwhite4699
      @walterwhite4699 10 місяців тому +20

      Aw man… ☹️

    • @Transblucency
      @Transblucency 9 місяців тому +23

      It's too bad the Navy Seals copypasta didn't exist back then. I'm sure he would have just adapted it for his own use.

    • @DamienFroody
      @DamienFroody 9 місяців тому +2

      @@TransblucencyLol this is so funny!!!

    • @Goutham1826
      @Goutham1826 9 місяців тому +7

      "It's over"

    • @blingviera7925
      @blingviera7925 8 місяців тому

      Loved professors like this.

  • @classymuffin4589
    @classymuffin4589 3 роки тому +2766

    Imagine being a student who is accused of cheating but genuinely didn't cheat.

    • @telenelatelin8632
      @telenelatelin8632 3 роки тому +15

      @@h0sk980 me too man, it was rough

    • @lordlandbeast
      @lordlandbeast 3 роки тому +60

      I'm sure that one guy with the 60 is pretty happy 😂

    • @eddierodriguez8463
      @eddierodriguez8463 3 роки тому +16

      In this situation I always feel responsible anyways for some reason.

    • @chrisgould101
      @chrisgould101 3 роки тому +57

      I don't cheat on tests , I cheat on my wife
      Like a real man

    • @Calvin1985
      @Calvin1985 3 роки тому +28

      You might be accused, but you won't be punished unless they can prove with 100% certainty that you cheated. And the only way they can is if you turn yourself in.

  • @CL-yp1bs
    @CL-yp1bs 2 місяці тому +30

    Memorizing 700 questions is essentially the whole textbook. Guy is an idiot

  • @Stranglehold432
    @Stranglehold432 4 роки тому +3632

    It's like he waited his whole life for the opportunity to deliver this monologue.

    • @j-dog7767
      @j-dog7767 4 роки тому +145

      He says he doesn’t want to give it but he’s lying. I’d be so satisfying to sit a class down and expose them with statistics.

    • @dylanjamaludin
      @dylanjamaludin 4 роки тому +5

      @@j-dog7767 same

    • @KevSB07
      @KevSB07 4 роки тому +26

      J-Dog776 that feeling is definitely real but it’s probably overpowered by feelings of disappointment, surprise, betrayal, etc.

    • @joelpark3075
      @joelpark3075 4 роки тому

      Anyways.... check out @daily_discourse on Instagram for debates and such! Won’t disappoint 👍👑

    • @leapingllamacorn8349
      @leapingllamacorn8349 4 роки тому +4

      Well, he is a professor in strategic management

  • @JayMaverick
    @JayMaverick 4 роки тому +3766

    Did I just listen to a 10 year video of some random teacher telling me off for 15 minutes straight for a crime I didn't commit

    • @Framer_Mike
      @Framer_Mike 4 роки тому +68

      Yeah.. me too.. FFS im 47 and aint got time for this dumb bitch.

    • @BallsMolosovich
      @BallsMolosovich 4 роки тому +40

      Your comment just saved me from myself. I'll be on my way now.
      Thank you, kind sir.

    • @spokospokospokospoko
      @spokospokospokospoko 4 роки тому +29

      Not me. I just listened to him bitching out my classmates for cheating. Me, I aced it legit.

    • @bubbafug00gle51
      @bubbafug00gle51 4 роки тому +6

      Well, now you know what it feels like to be a black driver :)

    • @PDGX
      @PDGX 4 роки тому +3

      Think I saw this 5 years ago. Definitely not worth another watch. NEXT!

  • @cyrusrogers6887
    @cyrusrogers6887 5 років тому +5892

    Plot twist: this is a third grade class

    • @ohyeahyeah9996
      @ohyeahyeah9996 5 років тому +25

      Cyrus Rogers plot twist third grade classes aren’t referred to as “Universities” dip shit

    • @devan7728
      @devan7728 5 років тому +313

      Oh Yeah Yeah r/wooooshhh

    • @ohyeahyeah9996
      @ohyeahyeah9996 5 років тому +10

      Devan Amaral swear dudes an idiot

    • @taterater1052
      @taterater1052 5 років тому +159

      Ever considered the possibility that you're the idiot? Nah man that's impossible

    • @mrk7798
      @mrk7798 5 років тому +120

      @@ohyeahyeah9996 jesus delete your comment please

  • @wilcar3488
    @wilcar3488 5 місяців тому +35

    Someone should've done one of those long dramatic loud yawns

    • @nikolaiperkins7151
      @nikolaiperkins7151 3 місяці тому +1

      Trust me, he woulda flipped, lol!

    • @brontiago
      @brontiago 2 місяці тому +2

      @@wilcar3488 That’s a very rude thing to do when someone’s talking

  • @thesenate4563
    @thesenate4563 Рік тому +3964

    If out of nowhere, a teacher says “I’ve taught this school for +10 years”, you know someone fucked up.

    • @pyramo3170
      @pyramo3170 Рік тому +52

      Yeah I’ve been in 3 lectures With different profs where something to that effect has happened and it’s always bad news.

    • @AA-rc1ny
      @AA-rc1ny Рік тому +109

      Whenever a professor says something along the lines of, “In all my years of teaching, I’ve never had this issue.” It usually means they have run into said issue multiple times but for the first time has chosen to address it. Anyone in sales, or education, or academia knows this.

    • @SealyTheSeal
      @SealyTheSeal Рік тому +19

      if you hear a professor say this or "only *insert number below 20* percent of people pass my class!" RUN.

    • @classygoose7112
      @classygoose7112 Рік тому +3

      Never in all my years have I seen someone with the same pfp as me.

    • @egzilla
      @egzilla Рік тому +1

      @@SealyTheSeal my phsical transport phenamona course has a 8% first time pass rate

  • @thebrandonrobert5693
    @thebrandonrobert5693 5 років тому +1882

    I feel like he's going to find out that I cheated on that exam and I didn't even write the damn thing.

    • @gorillaguy1000
      @gorillaguy1000 5 років тому +5

      Fuert Neigt You mean have a camera during the testing? The cheating was done before the test day. They studied all the questions and just memorized the answers

    • @nash6202
      @nash6202 5 років тому +14

      @Fuert Neigt lol ur being dumb on purpose right

    • @charlesreisner6681
      @charlesreisner6681 5 років тому +9

      @Fuert Neigt I take it that you were a student of his during this event?

    • @Yesbutdoubtful
      @Yesbutdoubtful 5 років тому +6

      @Fuert Neigt that's what Hitler was known for, 15 minute rants and second chances

    • @PrismC
      @PrismC 5 років тому +2

      @@charlesreisner6681 It has to be personal lol

  • @salmon4959
    @salmon4959 3 роки тому +3970

    His disappointment is immeasurable, and his day is ruined.

    • @adelina-805
      @adelina-805 3 роки тому +89

      “To say i’m disappointed is beyond comprehension.
      physically ill,
      absolutely disgusted,
      completely disillusioned,
      trying to figure out what the last 20 years were for.”

    • @praba991ify
      @praba991ify 3 роки тому +7

      stop yawnjnggg

    • @felixberr3091
      @felixberr3091 3 роки тому +4

      His life his ruined

    • @ox1Sc
      @ox1Sc 3 роки тому +6

      popeyes biscuit

    • @user-bi5xy1wf7j
      @user-bi5xy1wf7j 3 роки тому +1

      “He is disappointed is immeasurable”
      ???

  • @chrisconnell8464
    @chrisconnell8464 2 місяці тому +6

    Lots of lessons on this. Had the cheater kept it to himself, nothing would be done and he would have gotten his "A". The prof is an idiot for using an old test bank and being lazy. The threats were pretty empty, and I found it rich that in one a single week he would contact all the publishers and know that they would be taking legal action, along with contacting academic affairs and making a new test with answers....right buddy.

  • @alharithu924
    @alharithu924 5 років тому +4802

    FBI: You’re looking at 60 years behind bars
    6ixNine: Y’all ever seen this testbank from 2010

    • @TorturedSouls
      @TorturedSouls 5 років тому +70

      The way you spelled his name makes my pp soft

    • @josephcausey5956
      @josephcausey5956 5 років тому +22

      Ok why the fuck is everyone getting 10 years old videos on recommend like millions of people have seen this and it’s weird that I got this why does this keep happening

    • @bey630
      @bey630 5 років тому +6

      @@josephcausey5956 I've been getting 10 year old videos... if you look through the comments of all recommended videos there's people from a few hours or a few weeks saying "shout out to 2019" or "why is this recommended years later" it's a scheme youtube is doing

    • @josephcausey5956
      @josephcausey5956 5 років тому +1

      bey630 ok

    • @Nivedoloplad
      @Nivedoloplad 5 років тому

      Wow boring and unoriginal..

  • @sycamore-sycsiorc
    @sycamore-sycsiorc 3 роки тому +2414

    Nobody has ever wanted to hear the chapter 9 content about acquisitions and mergers more than at this moment

  • @mrknucklehead5882
    @mrknucklehead5882 5 років тому +998

    Can you imagine what he was like when he caught a girlfriend cheating on him?

    • @gloriouslyaesthetic
      @gloriouslyaesthetic 5 років тому +152

      "I've notified the FBI, CIA, IRS, NBA, and the NFL, and me and my friends are working hard to find the participants of this heinous affair."

    • @ryryhc
      @ryryhc 5 років тому +111

      *shows her a presentation of data that proves she was cheating*

    • @fiverumble257
      @fiverumble257 5 років тому +16

      “Hey baby, come to my lecture hall, let’s get a drink...”

    • @jacobharris3571
      @jacobharris3571 5 років тому +13

      He just pulls up a 15 slide presentation about her love for him now vs 5 months ago along with other facts and statistics

    • @alexmathewmendoza
      @alexmathewmendoza 5 років тому +18

      “If you’ll look at the bimodal distribution of my cock level...”

  • @happythepanda9954
    @happythepanda9954 Місяць тому +9

    "I have also informed the avengers and contacted the justice league".

  • @lukesoliman647
    @lukesoliman647 3 роки тому +4668

    “the days of cheating the system are over”
    **quizlet has entered the chat**

    • @Vance-uy4fz
      @Vance-uy4fz 3 роки тому +17

      Lmao

    • @calebtaylor1375
      @calebtaylor1375 3 роки тому +131

      Quizlet’s my hero

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 роки тому +37

      *furiously googling quizlet

    • @mannimarcotheinsatiable2467
      @mannimarcotheinsatiable2467 3 роки тому +32

      Brainly is the only reason I graduated last year

    • @Jonbo117
      @Jonbo117 3 роки тому +28

      @@mannimarcotheinsatiable2467 Would you help a brotha out and explain how it helped? I'm taking an online pre-calculus class and I'm essentially left to my own devices. These zoom meetings with the professor are garbage. No encouragement to ask questions and if you do ask questions everyone gets pissy about dragging it out. I will pay a bit if I have to. I just dont like putting my card info on different sites because they're liable to charge you for anything just because they can.

  • @nabeelahmed5003
    @nabeelahmed5003 4 роки тому +2623

    Professor: "The days of being able to find new ways to cheat are over"
    Chegg, coursehero and quizlet: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @magaplex6476
      @magaplex6476 4 роки тому +54

      Thank you, I haven't heard of chegg or course hero.

    • @andrewwells6323
      @andrewwells6323 4 роки тому +43

      Tuition isn't cheating.

    • @mitchelgreen891
      @mitchelgreen891 4 роки тому +34

      MAGA PLEX both are basically pay to win strats for school

    • @ethanvanhorn2162
      @ethanvanhorn2162 4 роки тому +30

      “Improvise, adapt, overcome” we will find a way

    • @Bigboibeven
      @Bigboibeven 4 роки тому

      I was about to say the exact same thing hahaha

  • @valor36az
    @valor36az 5 років тому +2345

    Why doesn’t he show the statistical risk of using a test bank for 11 years.

    • @keegan6666
      @keegan6666 5 років тому +123

      lol they deserve it if they have, its complete laziness.

    • @somedude1771
      @somedude1771 5 років тому +41

      Not really that curriculum changes a lot. And if the tests were from different publishers that could skew the result. They don't deserve anything as such, they were proven to cheat. It's not like it's a debate about whether they did. It was simply proven. Fact, Fiction, two different things, yes?

    • @wc70000roaringskulls
      @wc70000roaringskulls 5 років тому +13

      It's a risk for the morons wasting their tuition money, not for him :)

    • @somedude1771
      @somedude1771 5 років тому +13

      @@wc70000roaringskulls No it also is for him, because they are suppose to look for this exact thing, and someone else later down the line will come and look. So then he gets fired for aiding cheaters and not calling them out.
      It isn't just wasted money for the students either. When a company hires them and they don't know the thing they graduated for and wastes time and money. That company loses money, then wonders why that college produced someone who graduated who knows nothing. Then doesn't hire people from the college for that position. I mean why would they if the last one who had a degree was incompetent? Very, very few things have one effect, most have many.

    • @alexkiarie1452
      @alexkiarie1452 5 років тому +21

      Was in similar situation a few years back... The university senate threatened to cancel my degree if I didn't confess.
      I never confessed.....
      2 years later they send me an official apology for the suspicion of cheating. they said 97% pass was a record that has never been beaten. The closest was in 1984 (84%) in the School of Medicine.
      Am not confessing to anything here..but you can guess what happened...

  • @frankcostanza0
    @frankcostanza0 9 днів тому +3

    “don’t call me, don’t ask me to do anything for you ever again” is fucking hilarious coming from your professor

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 9 днів тому

      He literally gets paid to teach the students and give them material to help them study for the test. Not sure what he’s whining about.

  • @thechonkconge
    @thechonkconge 3 роки тому +2438

    I misread it to UFC professor and thought he'll give a rear-naked choke to a misbehaving student lol

  • @markcovka6549
    @markcovka6549 8 років тому +5313

    imagine how happy the kid who didn't cheat but failed that shit is

    • @sinz8287
      @sinz8287 8 років тому +133

      markcovka he basically gets a retake, but the ones who passed legitimately have a higher chance to fail. He wasnt even legit. There were probably about 3 of 4 people who actually cheated. He was trying to make it so that the people who did bad, so that they could get higher scores in the country. It was just to make them look better as a school.

    • @wallyj56
      @wallyj56 8 років тому +5

      h

    • @01107345
      @01107345 8 років тому +92

      nah, the ones that passed legitimately have a chance to score higher the second time around.

    • @Jenceno
      @Jenceno 8 років тому +2

      Wally J hHhhhHh

    • @nicholasbell3303
      @nicholasbell3303 8 років тому +42

      @SinZ there were actually several hundred who cheated. not 3 or 4 lol
      articles.orlandosentinel.com/2010-11-12/news/os-ucf-cheating-investigation-retest-20101112_1_students-step-cheating-ucf-spokesman-grant-heston

  • @alexmena6459
    @alexmena6459 5 років тому +2070

    This guy is gonna freak out when he finds out about quizlet

    • @GloomyStrawberries
      @GloomyStrawberries 5 років тому +13

      Best comment

    • @Cinicraft00
      @Cinicraft00 5 років тому +173

      Don’t worry, he’s already done a *FORENSIC ANALYSIS* on the people behind quizlet.

    • @Dually-cg4oj
      @Dually-cg4oj 5 років тому +5

      You said it best

    • @pjfoltz8810
      @pjfoltz8810 5 років тому +16

      Quizlet save my ass a few times! Found test banks on quizlet!

    • @Aaronlee83
      @Aaronlee83 5 років тому +41

      You have been found guilty for leaking confidential information. The FBI has been dispatched to your location. Please do not leave the country.

  • @TJpnw
    @TJpnw Місяць тому +11

    I knew that right around 8:40 he was gonna give that ultimatum good cop option LMFAO... forensic analysis lmao

  • @yeetimusprime415
    @yeetimusprime415 5 років тому +941

    Anyone else get horrendously nervous while watching this but then remember that you’re not even in the class

    • @digitalblunt
      @digitalblunt 5 років тому +5

      hahaha

    • @nunyabiz2016
      @nunyabiz2016 5 років тому +7

      No because I'm not a cheat

    • @fred6722
      @fred6722 5 років тому +1

      Yes!! Lol

    • @cullenholloway8377
      @cullenholloway8377 5 років тому +20

      No i like it when the teacher talks shit bc it takes up time

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 5 років тому +2

      Cullen Holloway
      True, tho at the same time this was pretty serious, so he rightfully addressed this.