Guilty Gear Xrd Rev2 - Stimulating Fists of Annihilation Translation

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  • Quite a lot of this is English loanwords.
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  • @EliTheGleason
    @EliTheGleason 3 роки тому +4067

    The fact that for Kum the robot is literally just malfunctioning and she doesn't know what's going on is perfect

    • @-M_-
      @-M_- 2 роки тому +95

      Kum?!

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 2 роки тому +150

      @@-M_- Yes Kum

    • @SporadicV2
      @SporadicV2 2 роки тому +100

      “Never seen this error before..?!”

    • @lecorbak
      @lecorbak Рік тому

      @@sonataavalon6017 kum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @STAROCiDE
      @STAROCiDE Рік тому +78

      Kum is her last name. Haehyun is her given one.

  • @ThomatoSauce
    @ThomatoSauce 3 роки тому +9052

    This is how I chose to spend my time. Watching a video that has a slightly insane doctor giving a crazy cast of colorful characters the most violent prostate exam ever. I regret nothing.

    • @MelonJuggalo
      @MelonJuggalo 3 роки тому +310

      I dont even play guilty gear. But somehow I feel like playing it now... cant figure out the reason why 🤔🤔🤔

    • @virtueofsunlight1342
      @virtueofsunlight1342 3 роки тому +132

      Heck i got the game just so i could do this move... and still i find myself watching this video just because.
      I REGRET NOTHING!

    • @ncrranger6327
      @ncrranger6327 3 роки тому +42

      A colonoscopy I rather enjoy

    • @eroalduin7305
      @eroalduin7305 3 роки тому +32

      BEEBA WATASHI

    • @BoneDaddy69420
      @BoneDaddy69420 3 роки тому +12

      slightly.

  • @ahegao7724
    @ahegao7724 3 роки тому +12075

    Everyone:NOO DONT TOUCH MY ASS
    Raven: Real shit

    • @hazamasan302
      @hazamasan302 3 роки тому +892

      I-no:yep real shit

    • @SkullEater78
      @SkullEater78 3 роки тому +192

      I demand sauce for that cultured pfp

    • @supereggnog8099
      @supereggnog8099 3 роки тому +163

      @@SkullEater78 artist is takuji character is nico yazawa from love live

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 3 роки тому +64

      @@supereggnog8099 FUCKING WHAT?

    • @SkullEater78
      @SkullEater78 3 роки тому +32

      @@supereggnog8099 ty

  • @eldritchexploited5462
    @eldritchexploited5462 Рік тому +1228

    I will never get over the fact that an impromptu rectal exam is an actual real move in a real fighting game

    • @Xives
      @Xives 10 місяців тому +76

      I mean he's a doctor so he's oughta get to know their health and stuff

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 10 місяців тому

      Tbh I wouldn't mind it either
      Just put some lube on it 😂

    • @hunnitwales
      @hunnitwales 7 місяців тому +35

      EVEN FUNNIER, IT'S IN 2 FIGHTING GAMES
      NINJA STORM TOO

    • @S4r0m
      @S4r0m 5 місяців тому +16

      ​@@hunnitwales There's a video were a woman really used that move in a real street fight against a dude

    • @batguy39
      @batguy39 4 місяці тому +7

      Link the video mf

  • @Leffrey
    @Leffrey Рік тому +1270

    It’s canon, Faust’s fingering is a bigger threat than Dizzy’s gamma ray, since bedman actually reacts to the poke

    • @choking1668
      @choking1668 Рік тому +163

      I still question how Faust was even able to reach Bedman and do that… But then again it’s funny knowing that this man just ignores logic.

    • @noobium5333
      @noobium5333 Рік тому +31

      @@choking1668 probably made a portal in his undies...

    • @TheMike-tz2hj
      @TheMike-tz2hj 11 місяців тому +129

      ​@@noobium5333nah, with enough determination Faust just rams his fingers through the bed

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 10 місяців тому +44

      @@noobium5333 I have noticed that Faust doesn't quite comply with the laws of physics, he creates portals and seems to have superhuman elasticity on top of that

    • @mattphyx
      @mattphyx 8 місяців тому +39

      ​@@JargonMadjin in Strive he straight up can fly and teleports without opening any kind of portals, so atp he just makes up his own laws of physics

  • @GabHowDoI
    @GabHowDoI 3 роки тому +7268

    Everybody: NOOOOOOO!!!!
    Raven: *N O T B A D*

    • @subjectomega7606
      @subjectomega7606 3 роки тому +379

      Faust seems to be enjoying himself, literally and figuratively

    • @lightKyubi
      @lightKyubi 3 роки тому +352

      I-No : H A R D E R!!!!

    • @ZetsubouGintama
      @ZetsubouGintama 3 роки тому +205

      Undine seem to enjoy it while Dizzy was confused and Necro got PTSD from Dizzy and Ky's bed exercise.

    • @brotheralaric7177
      @brotheralaric7177 3 роки тому +30

      @@lightKyubi from what i know about that character it seems she is quite a bad girl

    • @vallgron
      @vallgron 3 роки тому +14

      Why does a oldman turn into a little girl though Guilty Gear is weird as shit

  • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
    @cactusmanofdestiny3708 3 роки тому +3764

    Axl Low: “Why does everyone treat me like a joke?”
    Also Axl Low: *“THIS CAN’T BECOME A HABIT...!”*

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 2 роки тому +542

      Ino pegs him

    • @hetameme2697
      @hetameme2697 2 роки тому +269

      @@Benxall you didn't have to but you have, and now this image will never leave my mind

    • @Benxall
      @Benxall 2 роки тому +5

      @@hetameme2697 ua-cam.com/video/GZuRARycmhw/v-deo.html

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 роки тому +42

      @@Benxall holup

    • @darksquigglyboy
      @darksquigglyboy 2 роки тому +1

      @@Benxall Probably. I-nos a kinky bitch.

  • @grilled777cheese3
    @grilled777cheese3 3 роки тому +3079

    1:12 faust got some explaining to do 😏

  • @iwishiknewhowto1228
    @iwishiknewhowto1228 5 років тому +4349

    Teleports Behind you
    "Nothing personal kid."

  • @ejpadilla4238
    @ejpadilla4238 5 років тому +7366

    Elphelt: “I’m not registered yet!”
    Hold up...

    • @blindshotrandom9575
      @blindshotrandom9575 5 років тому +643

      EJ Padilla FBI OPEN UP!!!

    • @keiztrat9109
      @keiztrat9109 5 років тому +335

      Could Just Be A Virgin.

    • @Phi28
      @Phi28 5 років тому +910

      What she probably meant was she's not married yet hence she has not officially registered

    • @cannonfodder4000
      @cannonfodder4000 5 років тому +69

      @@adamschneider587 lol it is funny tho

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 5 років тому +278

      If Wikipedia is anything to go by, it’s a thing beyond Japan. Taiwan, China, Mexico, Thailand and Korea apparently all have their own version of the kid prank. We just hear about it more in Japan because they feature it more in their pop culture (though I’d probably die if it showed up in a Spanish telenovela)

  • @Lightmagician60
    @Lightmagician60 2 роки тому +3876

    Fan base: i can't wait to see this in strive
    Strive: removes move. Gives him "wheelchair to shin" move instead

    • @ryoumakoushiro7447
      @ryoumakoushiro7447 2 роки тому +639

      Least it's twice as painful I guess...?

    • @Hedgee_
      @Hedgee_ 2 роки тому +615

      “Prepare to loose your shins”

    • @opo3628
      @opo3628 2 роки тому +381

      Yeah. It really sucks that they took away his signature special move. The wheelchair gag isn't nearly as funny.

    • @kingkrispy5289
      @kingkrispy5289 2 роки тому +708

      at least they kept the funny faces
      That and you can actually use that super within a 30 feet radius of a child

    • @Friendlybot9000
      @Friendlybot9000 2 роки тому +377

      @@opo3628 I think that’s because faust as a character is supposed to be a lot less funny in this one.

  • @lachlanmacrae1779
    @lachlanmacrae1779 2 роки тому +854

    This is a game where an ex-serial killer and unlicensed doctor performs the '1000 years of death' and the chacters comment with: "Im gonna explode!","G-SPOT!", "A full course...", "Not bad" and "There is no god."

    • @el_gringo6416
      @el_gringo6416 2 роки тому +68

      At least he doesn't do it with his scalpel like in previous games.

    • @multi_arm
      @multi_arm Рік тому +13

      @@el_gringo6416 what.

    • @el_gringo6416
      @el_gringo6416 Рік тому +55

      @@multi_arm He had the same skill in GGX, X2 and Accent Core, but he used his scalpel instead of fingers.
      Shigekiteki Zetsumei Ken a. k. a. Scalpel Enema.

    • @EripmavsDYraid
      @EripmavsDYraid Рік тому +4

      ​@@el_gringo6416 I wish I was the person getting hit by that.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 11 місяців тому +13

      @@el_gringo6416 oof, my ass just clenched thinking about it

  • @arthurryanorilla356
    @arthurryanorilla356 4 роки тому +1897

    1:18 "A new world is openning!"
    ..... portal to Assguard?

  • @LoganLePage
    @LoganLePage 4 роки тому +8299

    Everyone else is freaking out whole I-No and Raven are like "Hell yeah".

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 4 роки тому +592

      I-No basically said harder... Or it was strong...

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому +369

      Raven is a sadomasochist and (quite literally) can't feel anything.

    • @deddrz2549
      @deddrz2549 4 роки тому +467

      @@GiordanDiodato someone can't be a masochist if they can't feel anything, they have to feel the pain to get pleasure out of it.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому +81

      @@deddrz2549 well he gets off to feeling it

    • @terramerc733
      @terramerc733 3 роки тому +101

      And milia

  • @angelweon6125
    @angelweon6125 Рік тому +123

    0:26 this scream was perfect

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 3 місяці тому +1

      *"GYAAAAAAAH!!!"*
      Sounds like Chika Fujiwara when she goes crazy.

  • @jair1148
    @jair1148 3 роки тому +723

    I love how the second guy says “in this world there’s much to discover” taking it like a champ

    • @maninthechair6033
      @maninthechair6033 9 місяців тому

      That's ky kiske and he practically got horny over his wife almost nuking him

    • @DiskRan0
      @DiskRan0 6 місяців тому +36

      KY is definitely a submissive boyfriend

    • @ThePersonWhoAsked69420
      @ThePersonWhoAsked69420 6 місяців тому +4

      @@DiskRan0not my type of males (I’m a straight man btw)

    • @EnoEso
      @EnoEso 5 місяців тому +15

      @@DiskRan0 and like three times as much in xrd, bro became so gay for a single game and then went back to being... well yeah still gay but with shorter hair

    • @Rosa-he6xb
      @Rosa-he6xb 3 місяці тому +7

      Ky discovered something new he would like Dizzy to try on him lol

  • @rilke5536
    @rilke5536 4 роки тому +4720

    0:31 "There is no God..."

  • @Cizma77
    @Cizma77 6 років тому +5867

    "I'm still just a pure maiden!"
    Not anymore you're not.

  • @Hi-Im-Gib
    @Hi-Im-Gib Рік тому +114

    I like how Faust, I-no and Raven were all.
    "I like this"
    Then there's Millia trying to deny she liked it.

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves 4 місяці тому +18

      not to mention Ky and Bedman 'discovering new possibilities' and Venom being concerned only about people watching

    • @onyxsylvian
      @onyxsylvian 7 годин тому

      Johnny: I'm... Normal!

  • @l1ghtd3m0n3
    @l1ghtd3m0n3 2 роки тому +682

    Ky: “Stimulation”
    Ky gets pegged by Dizzy confirmed

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 роки тому +103

      I mean she has a tail

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 2 роки тому +64

      @@nick-brothwood Someone did mentioned that Dizzy was missing her counterbalance(she apparently has Justice's pose). Then someone replied that ut under Ky's bed for some reason.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato Рік тому +34

      @@nick-brothwood I can see it now
      Ky: So... what dat tail do?
      Dizzy: You'll see...

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood Рік тому

      @@GiordanDiodato proceeds to transform her tail into a mouth all before eating out his ass.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Рік тому +21

      well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

  • @microwavevibes5900
    @microwavevibes5900 4 роки тому +1946

    3:03
    *N O T B A D*

  • @Jaded_Jinx
    @Jaded_Jinx 6 років тому +3115

    I-No: I expected her to do that because it's the thumbnail
    Raven: Holy fuck, I was not prepared for him

    • @LukeKarang
      @LukeKarang 6 років тому +182

      Raven is one kinky fucker

    • @LukeKarang
      @LukeKarang 6 років тому +174

      Like canonically

    • @usvplaylist8758
      @usvplaylist8758 6 років тому +73

      Im aquainted with this?

    • @maximumforce8275
      @maximumforce8275 6 років тому +9

      Jinx The Babe Cannon which ones raven?

    • @D4ve793
      @D4ve793 6 років тому +24

      Da Humanoid 3:04

  • @nickbrothwood9903
    @nickbrothwood9903 3 роки тому +4051

    Love how undine took one for the team at 3:12, also necros's face lol

    • @svartfrasr9755
      @svartfrasr9755 2 роки тому +435

      Undine: "GET DOWN YOUR HIGHNESS!!!"
      Necro: 0______0

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 роки тому +297

      @@svartfrasr9755 I'm pretty sure Undine was like: SECRET SERVICE, GET DOWN MR PRESIDENT!!!!

    • @sandwich3770
      @sandwich3770 2 роки тому +40

      Reminds me of Brook

    • @derrickdavis3888
      @derrickdavis3888 2 роки тому

      Welp... She lost her virginity man.... 😳😓

    • @AusterLiteax
      @AusterLiteax 2 роки тому +24

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @morenothetacobro1731
    @morenothetacobro1731 3 роки тому +492

    Alternate title: Faust awakens something in 90% of the roster

  • @HellGod67
    @HellGod67 3 роки тому +3500

    2:55 I just cracked at that facial expression.

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae 5 років тому +8421

    Faust was doing the cast a favor. Rectal examination is very important in finding diseases affecting the human body, and it could be a somewhat pricey procedure for those without proper insurance. For example, rectal and colon cancer can be discover through this, and be treatable if found in it's early stages.
    So do your bit and make an appointment with your doctor to get your anus checked. When it comes to your health, you don't want to.. half ass it.
    **this has been a public service announcement on behalf of butt doctors associated**

  • @mokaza40
    @mokaza40 3 роки тому +766

    I-NO is like "after the fight okay, it's not time yet"
    And Raven is like "hey, it's Saturday already?"

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 Рік тому +71

    1:12 the whiplash of seeing the way he becomes in strive, and then being met with this

    • @Quazawe
      @Quazawe Рік тому +18

      GEE SPOTTO

    • @underplague6344
      @underplague6344 Рік тому +8

      What depression (and getting your soul ripped out too i guess) does to a man

  • @WillRennar
    @WillRennar 4 роки тому +3106

    1:57 - Who knew Ramlethal could make _that_ noise?

    • @luisgregoriopadilla9553
      @luisgregoriopadilla9553 4 роки тому +157

      NICE!

    • @bluewolf7111
      @bluewolf7111 3 роки тому +451

      The doujin artists knew all along

    • @lunaria3710
      @lunaria3710 3 роки тому +199

      what a cute squeal

    • @jacksonbowns1087
      @jacksonbowns1087 3 роки тому +122

      I kinda feel bad for her, for some reason.

    • @daniellemurnett2534
      @daniellemurnett2534 3 роки тому +228

      @@jacksonbowns1087 You should. Ramlethal must be protected at all cost, and I'm pretty sure this is... If not the direct opposite of that, slightly to the left of directly opposite of that.

  • @JesuisArsenic
    @JesuisArsenic 5 років тому +3214

    "These foreigners are scary"
    100% BRUH

    • @HenSt-gz7qj
      @HenSt-gz7qj 4 роки тому +54

      well... those "foreigners" DID fucked up Japan hard, TWICE (the isolation era and the whole WW1~WW2 era).

    • @adalsev8518
      @adalsev8518 4 роки тому +252

      @@HenSt-gz7qj Look on the bright side. Two nukes created anime.
      *And third can make it real.*

    • @longwoolcoat2266
      @longwoolcoat2266 4 роки тому +47

      In GG cannon the Japanese (like bainken) are almost extinct due to recial persecution.

    • @Anomaly188
      @Anomaly188 4 роки тому +37

      @@longwoolcoat2266 No, Justice had the gears wreck Japan before the Crusades because their Ki harnessing abilities were deemed a threat.

    • @thatsmokerwasme
      @thatsmokerwasme 4 роки тому +24

      @@Anomaly188 Old comment but nope. That Man had justice blow it up to stop the Universal Will from coming into the world there.

  • @SunsetCompass
    @SunsetCompass 2 роки тому +884

    Is no one going to mention how Answer had to TAKE THAT WHILE SPEAKING ON THE PHONE??? He's absolutely legendary, ger yourself an employee THAT good

    • @error404channelnotfound7
      @error404channelnotfound7 Рік тому +96

      Imagine being the other person on the line and hearing:"Gimme a minute, I'm fighting this crazy retired doc-HHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG"

    • @SolarMonolith206
      @SolarMonolith206 11 місяців тому +8

      @@TyrannicalUser There's already a Johnny in GG, and he's a lady killer as well. This town ain't big enough for the two of em.

  • @EJPBDK
    @EJPBDK 3 роки тому +331

    I love how almost every character shout their safe words.

  • @warsman777
    @warsman777 6 років тому +4460

    " *I'm well aquatinted with this* "
    Something tells me that this ISN'T Raven's first time

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 років тому +357

      Considering he's a sadomasochist, probably not.

    • @aras667
      @aras667 5 років тому +654

      Its probably because he literally tells you that isnt his first time

    • @kitsunesden8085
      @kitsunesden8085 5 років тому +86

      or last...

    • @joehill4094
      @joehill4094 4 роки тому +31

      Axl and Raven are the character, just from different times. So yeah this isn't his first time.

    • @Aragoness
      @Aragoness 4 роки тому +77

      @@joehill4094 Guilty Gear fans theorized that Raven was Axl. However, in the GG Memorial Book and in the Guilty Gear Codex, Ishiwatari stated that the fan theory was incorrect. While he denies the idea of Axl and Raven being the same, he has maintained that they are connected in some way.

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 4 роки тому +2900

    Everyone: Gets really anoyed with this attack
    I-NO: I see this as an absolute win

  • @zenith1040
    @zenith1040 3 роки тому +290

    “That cue isn’t tournament legal” was one of the greatest things in this video

  • @nomukun1138
    @nomukun1138 3 роки тому +769

    1:35 Thank you for that extremely helpful translator's note.

    • @vanguarddawn
      @vanguarddawn Рік тому +29

      From everything I've seen from Guilty Gear, that's literally the best explanation of "Dandyism" we get. Dandyism is... dandyism. It's exactly that. Nobody knows what it means, but various characters follow it like doctrine.

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 10 місяців тому +7

      ​@@vanguarddawndandyism is a real concept from the 19th century

  • @jinhunterslay1638
    @jinhunterslay1638 4 роки тому +3199

    1:57 a surprisingly cute sounding voice o_O

    • @roshenhaglensfield
      @roshenhaglensfield 4 роки тому +350

      It's always the kuuderes man

    • @Phantom_Gabriel
      @Phantom_Gabriel 4 роки тому +143

      Yeah it's sounds good... Alright that sounded weird haha what can say I've got a thing for dark skin anime girls (don't ask why)

    • @roshenhaglensfield
      @roshenhaglensfield 4 роки тому +243

      @@Phantom_Gabriel It's alright man, you can say it. In fact, I'll say it for you.
      *Ahem*
      Hentai

    • @SomeRandomDude821
      @SomeRandomDude821 4 роки тому +61

      @@roshenhaglensfield
      Now you have my attention. Do you have any good numbers?

    • @luisgregoriopadilla9553
      @luisgregoriopadilla9553 4 роки тому +5

      NICE!

  • @chipslight738
    @chipslight738 6 років тому +3944

    You know this is serious if even Necro is worried for Undyne.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +237

      Chips Light That alone puts Faust into a whole other light. XD

    • @nayhem
      @nayhem 6 років тому +256

      A bit disappointed there wasn't one for each of them.

    • @randomooferino2037
      @randomooferino2037 6 років тому +19

      Chips Light oof

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 6 років тому +160

      Chips Light ... Ya wonder if she tried to take Ky's first "Rising Force" to "protect" Dizzy

    • @patcatzgames9792
      @patcatzgames9792 5 років тому +51

      Even though both Necro and Undine always bicker....al8t

  • @l.a.g3098
    @l.a.g3098 Рік тому +25

    0:20
    "In this world... I still have much to discover."
    *Ky, explain yourself.*

    • @ventusse
      @ventusse 3 дні тому

      Dizzy's tail has to do something y'know

  • @jojogacha974
    @jojogacha974 2 роки тому +160

    I love how with dizzy it’s her mercy side and the murder side is like “ok I might kill people but bro. That’s fucked up”

  • @Randomerr0r
    @Randomerr0r 4 роки тому +938

    Me: I need an Adult
    Faust: I am an adult

    • @connormclernon26
      @connormclernon26 3 роки тому +38

      You: I need a better adult

    • @Randomerr0r
      @Randomerr0r 3 роки тому +21

      @Jack DeSilver Faust: Medically, I am an adult

    • @shinkiro403
      @shinkiro403 3 роки тому +28

      Answer: Compliance!
      Faust: Y O U R C O M P L I A N C E I S N' T A F A C T O R

    • @NanaOfTheMonsters
      @NanaOfTheMonsters 3 роки тому +8

      Me: *is an adult*
      Me: I need an adult!
      Faust: I am an adult!

    • @prestononuselogu9973
      @prestononuselogu9973 3 роки тому

      @@shinkiro403 ha

  • @john-gh5yo
    @john-gh5yo 4 роки тому +2583

    3:20 best face ever

    • @redddrago5198
      @redddrago5198 4 роки тому +120

      A B S O L U T E L Y
      D I S G U S T I N G

    • @aweragedealsenjoyer1479
      @aweragedealsenjoyer1479 3 роки тому +170

      3:27 better

    • @KaguraHibachi
      @KaguraHibachi 3 роки тому +31

      @@aweragedealsenjoyer1479 Eh, Baiken, Johnny, Raven, Bedman, Ky's voicelines, I-No's voicelines, and Elphelt got me to laugh, Answer is literally one of the worst ones, didn't make me chuckle and the voicelines weren't funny, he looks sick not surprised, shocked, or liking it, Baiken has the best face, it just looks disgusting

    • @aweragedealsenjoyer1479
      @aweragedealsenjoyer1479 3 роки тому +13

      @@KaguraHibachi i dead on answer face, also Chipp and raven was great

    • @dr.awkward9811
      @dr.awkward9811 3 роки тому +5

      I think Jam's is funnier.

  • @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP
    @MEEEPMEEEPMEEEPMEEEP Рік тому +214

    Most fighters: *_N O_*
    Raven, I-NO, Faust: *_Y E S_*
    Ramlethal, Haehyun: w h a t
    Ky: *_M A Y B E_*

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer Місяць тому +4

      Ky: This better not awaken anything in me...ah fuck...

    • @MrXiammet
      @MrXiammet Місяць тому +2

      ​@@MeatbagSlayer Same for Axl

  • @SkullEater78
    @SkullEater78 3 роки тому +114

    0:33 I had to be punished for watching this without earphones

    • @maniacaal
      @maniacaal 3 роки тому +27

      Why would you even consider watching a Japanese voice acted fighting game video, specifically one about getting a finger jabbed up someone's posterior, without headphones?

    • @AquaAF
      @AquaAF 3 роки тому +8

      @@maniacaal I just so happened to play it on speakers...

  • @fummaverda
    @fummaverda 6 років тому +7619

    "Is This a new World?" *Dio Brando Intensifies*

  • @EnvyMizuhashi
    @EnvyMizuhashi 6 років тому +1399

    One of the best lines is exclusive to the SIGN dub.
    Slayer: *MY ONE WEAKNESS?!?!?!*

    • @TheMoonHut
      @TheMoonHut 6 років тому +84

      Agreed. That move is definitely the best part of the dub, at least I think so!

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 5 років тому +82

      "Injecting love!"

    • @53Spawn
      @53Spawn 5 років тому +33

      The dub made this attack landing infinitely better imo. And is one reason Ill never let Sign leave my side.

    • @redgrave4492
      @redgrave4492 5 років тому +6

      I hope they try to dub the one coming in 2020

    • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
      @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 4 роки тому

      I had no idea, that's amazing.

  • @MagicalGirlContractor
    @MagicalGirlContractor 3 роки тому +139

    fucking Leos had me crying cuz to me it seemed like he was way more concerned with anyone finding out than stopping faust

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves 4 місяці тому +3

      Venom even more so lol

  • @tazmania7785
    @tazmania7785 3 роки тому +436

    "These foreigners are scary" -Baiken
    2:18 That's what she literally said lmao 😂😂😂

    • @rico-fs1cr
      @rico-fs1cr 3 роки тому +15

      Japan is known for it's introverted culture.

    • @kingofroses302
      @kingofroses302 2 роки тому

      "These white folk are dangerous"

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 3 місяці тому

      *ELPHELT:* I...! I'm going to explode!

  • @SuperLlama42
    @SuperLlama42 4 роки тому +830

    It's so hard Bedman feels it through his bed.

  • @ERRORDownBad
    @ERRORDownBad 4 роки тому +3308

    Nobody:
    The sound my Dead Cat makes every time when it’s 3 AM:
    0:26

  • @Dastankbeets9486
    @Dastankbeets9486 3 роки тому +343

    3:19 obviously the best

    • @N1M2077
      @N1M2077 2 роки тому

      I hate celeste

  • @pedroian5964
    @pedroian5964 11 місяців тому +63

    Ramlethal: A being made solely for destruction and chaos, with no real emotions or thought of her own for the most part
    Also Ramlethal: 1:57

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 10 місяців тому +16

      Sol was helping her learn about emotions, I expect her to start asking him questions after this one

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 3 місяці тому +1

      "Haaah~?"

    • @renchikun
      @renchikun Місяць тому +1

      Uaaaaa〜

    • @MeatbagSlayer
      @MeatbagSlayer Місяць тому +1

      Poor girl fucking blue screened.

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 Місяць тому

      I wish I could tell you what she says after that... umm..."distressed squeak".

  • @JoninJordan
    @JoninJordan 4 роки тому +1584

    3:27 The sound of, and look on Answer's face wounds me everytime.

  • @FlyShyGuy007
    @FlyShyGuy007 6 років тому +1741

    Kakashi Sensei would be proud

    • @sylvierose2799
      @sylvierose2799 6 років тому +121

      Joseph Cureton well, It is a VERY old japanese joke

    • @CardinalKid87
      @CardinalKid87 6 років тому +73

      1000 years of death

    • @porcyallama4876
      @porcyallama4876 6 років тому +8

      Joseph Cureton true XD

    • @grizzykuma5246
      @grizzykuma5246 5 років тому +13

      I was hunting for a kakashi comment 🤣

    • @Toxin_Glitch
      @Toxin_Glitch 5 років тому +13

      _You have much to learn Naruto..._

  • @MissCircle616
    @MissCircle616 2 роки тому +94

    Raven: Harder daddy
    Faust: What?
    Raven: You heard what i said.

  • @julz19
    @julz19 3 роки тому +151

    the love and care the devs put into this franchise man. Artisinal!

    • @ventusse
      @ventusse 4 дні тому

      You know what they say: art is anal

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 років тому +3915

    GEE SPOTU!

  • @muhammadnaufalw1822
    @muhammadnaufalw1822 5 років тому +855

    0:33
    My friend : i thought you're watching guilty gear videos
    Me : i am

  • @n.b.m2017
    @n.b.m2017 2 роки тому +68

    This man had his fingers in the whole roster.

    • @m4y013
      @m4y013 2 роки тому +11

      Even himself

  • @alangator4744
    @alangator4744 3 роки тому +129

    Faust is simply a blessing to this game

  • @crystalraider5785
    @crystalraider5785 6 років тому +280

    1:29 *REFEREE, WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?!*

    • @porplehooze2103
      @porplehooze2103 5 років тому +19

      CrystalRaider at Venom’s weird ass hair

    • @riderjustis3009
      @riderjustis3009 4 роки тому

      Me 2

    • @NoirLouisStream
      @NoirLouisStream 4 роки тому +1

      Porple Hooze when the hair is up “Oh no he is hot!”

    • @spacenaves
      @spacenaves 4 місяці тому

      love how that seems to be his only concern

  • @kiracomfortinghishomie8351
    @kiracomfortinghishomie8351 4 роки тому +341

    15% of the damage dealt by the attack is the fingers. The other 85% is for the humilliation.

  • @Loispealz34
    @Loispealz34 3 роки тому +179

    Dizzy is so pure, we got undine taking one for the team

  • @nick-brothwood
    @nick-brothwood 3 роки тому +59

    Undine: taking one for the team.
    Dizzy: huh?
    Necro: DAFUQ?!

    • @tcchip
      @tcchip 2 роки тому +5

      Well in past games Dizzy would literally bend over for Faust when she gets hit.

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 роки тому +2

      @@tcchip HOLUP

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 2 роки тому +3

      @@tcchip Dizzy is only 8 years old, after all

    • @nick-brothwood
      @nick-brothwood 2 роки тому +3

      @@GiordanDiodato HOLUP!

  • @haqeeqee
    @haqeeqee 3 роки тому +949

    0:28 “Gomen-ne Johnny!!!”

    • @ADTribalChild
      @ADTribalChild 3 роки тому +17

      Wait a tick... Zeno?

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 3 роки тому +147

      From what I can vaguely recall from things I may have overheard while passing by, May, and pretty much all the other little girls on her crew, all have a crush on Johnny
      It's not really something that I felt should be looked into

    • @Discoveryman29
      @Discoveryman29 3 роки тому +95

      @@crpineo as far as i remember all the girl on johnny' ship are orphan and are named after months from jan to December with may being a huge simp for him but too young for him anyway

    • @crpineo
      @crpineo 3 роки тому +17

      @@Discoveryman29 none of which really contradicts what I said, but the chances that all the girls had month names...something is somewhat suspicious there...

    • @Mecha_Marv
      @Mecha_Marv 3 роки тому +53

      @@crpineo lorewise he gave them their names by the month he adopted them.

  • @fenris5932
    @fenris5932 5 років тому +911

    The fact that about 1/3 of this cast is begrudgingly down with this and Ky fucking Kiske is one of them is why Guilty Gear has one of the best casts in all fighting games

    • @Sparking_Ram
      @Sparking_Ram Рік тому +170

      Dizzy pegs Ky, no changing my mind.

    • @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
      @slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Рік тому +121

      @@Sparking_Ram well, i'm sorry to say, but he said that he has much more to discover in this world, meaning that this is a new experience for him

    • @Mr.Potato2900
      @Mr.Potato2900 Рік тому +1

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 that just means dizzy has yet to peg ky
      They are married, their still chances

    • @hamjuice345
      @hamjuice345 Рік тому

      @@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 he and dizzy later had a talk, then..

    • @bubalackgaming8892
      @bubalackgaming8892 Рік тому +61

      @@Sparking_Ram What do you think her tail is for my guy

  • @NguyenHoang-mo7hs
    @NguyenHoang-mo7hs 2 роки тому +44

    3:00 When Kum is hit, the warning is Ey-ro in Korean, which probably means Error, but the note in English below is Emergency.

  • @AmateurAnimations65
    @AmateurAnimations65 3 роки тому +65

    90% of the roster: No, don't do it! No... Please... No that's not good! I'm a virgin...!
    Raven: Joke's on you I'm into that shit!

  • @firengel2807
    @firengel2807 6 років тому +574

    2:07
    I love how it sounds like Sin's voice actor is gradually moving his mounth away from the recording mic xD

  • @TheDragonLord12341
    @TheDragonLord12341 4 роки тому +123

    0:46 when you discover a new kink

  • @LaMiaSorte
    @LaMiaSorte Рік тому +67

    I love how May just calmly says "There is no god" at 0:31

  • @zelectrode3337
    @zelectrode3337 3 роки тому +37

    Pretty much everyone: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
    I-No: *Oh...~*
    Baiken: I don't get paid enough for this shit...
    Raven: **LENS FLARE**

  • @kaiser8773
    @kaiser8773 6 років тому +1046

    Never change Faust...never change

    • @1998jroy
      @1998jroy 4 роки тому +20

      Hmmmmm

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 3 роки тому +68

      This comment didn't age well

    • @thetoymaker1353
      @thetoymaker1353 3 роки тому +10

      @@IronHawk96 I love the creepy doctor too... Allthough ı am not into this franchise for years so ı cant understand OG players but... I this too.

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 Рік тому +9

      Faust then proceeded to change

    • @kaen0m0re
      @kaen0m0re Рік тому

      on god they will bring this back in the next game on GOD

  • @CheeboRat
    @CheeboRat 6 років тому +558

    3:04 not bad

  • @harryvpn1462
    @harryvpn1462 3 роки тому +47

    2:21 best one

    • @stfuunwaveringbeliefisplay9850
      @stfuunwaveringbeliefisplay9850 2 роки тому +5

      The fact that the VA went in on the voice line just for this move out of every other one is just amazing

    • @lancecurry7538
      @lancecurry7538 3 місяці тому

      *LEO:* ROYAL SCANDAAAAAAAAAL!!!

  • @imscaredofcommunism4837
    @imscaredofcommunism4837 2 роки тому +4171

    Bruh today I picked Faust against my 11 year old sister and acidentally did this move in the midle of a combo. It was a finishing move too. She was speechless.
    Edit:
    Me: Oh wow I forgot I commented here. That's a lot of likes! I wonder what the replies say...
    Replies:
    Me:🤨📷
    Edit2:GUYS I *DID NOT* DO THIS IRL
    Edit3:guys please stop...
    Edit4:Guys I have decided to check out this comment every now and then to see what my sus level is

  • @fabianoalexandre1720
    @fabianoalexandre1720 5 років тому +468

    3:25 "These foreigners are scary" lol

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 4 роки тому +12

      Well she's from Japan and never explored anywhere else for as i remembered since plaster old guilty gear

    • @SuperLlama42
      @SuperLlama42 4 роки тому +4

      @@demochris1786 She's been out of the Japanese colonies for at least 6 years.

    • @demochris1786
      @demochris1786 4 роки тому +2

      @@SuperLlama42 really?

    • @SuperLlama42
      @SuperLlama42 4 роки тому +3

      @@demochris1786 Six years have passed in-between the original game and Xrd.

    • @professionaltrashcan6758
      @professionaltrashcan6758 3 роки тому

      Can we talk about her facial expression though?

  • @trystanoliver4581
    @trystanoliver4581 6 років тому +882

    Johnny and Baiken's faces are pure gold.

    • @AquaticLotus7552
      @AquaticLotus7552 6 років тому +16

      Can't wait to photo copy them into something random and in the backround

    • @Redfire085
      @Redfire085 6 років тому +9

      I personally loved Zato's face

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 6 років тому +31

      I dunno, Jam's face was priceless

    • @LemonMelonShork
      @LemonMelonShork 6 років тому +2

      I posted a Picture of Baiken's face on Google+ and it's getting some +s and comments.

    • @iota-09
      @iota-09 5 років тому +3

      But have you seen sin's post-attack sprite?

  • @Maxler5795
    @Maxler5795 Рік тому +20

    i love how they grabbed the idea of answer always being on the phone and ran with it

  • @Devilcakes
    @Devilcakes 3 роки тому +25

    "In this world.... I still have much to discover." This was not the time.

    • @Devilcakes
      @Devilcakes 3 роки тому +1

      I do like how Faust is over the top regardless.

  • @ugjibii1155
    @ugjibii1155 6 років тому +258

    0:46 where have i heard that voice before...

  • @kiykno
    @kiykno 3 роки тому +550

    This is literally the first video i've seen about guilty gear, and i tell you, 1:50 i thought this lad was a granny.

    • @erizoh
      @erizoh 3 роки тому +112

      That's it, bedman is an old grandmother, and no one can make me think otherwise

    • @sonisayz5085
      @sonisayz5085 2 роки тому +4

      Same bro

  • @Sceppyo
    @Sceppyo 3 роки тому +72

    I love Raven’s, the face of “I’ve been alive for a thousand years, is this what you think will stimulate me?

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 Рік тому +16

    Venom's "That Cue Isn't Tournament Legal!"
    KILLED ME.

  • @solblackguy
    @solblackguy 6 років тому +269

    Ky low-key liked it

  • @ocean_booi
    @ocean_booi 4 роки тому +645

    0:45 I know that voice where ever I hear it,
    *DIO!*

    • @jeboss2714
      @jeboss2714 3 роки тому +47

      IS FUCKING DIO

    • @DarrylWhiteYT
      @DarrylWhiteYT 3 роки тому +65

      Also 2:21 is Speedwagon

    • @titanium6737
      @titanium6737 3 роки тому +12

      Is this a JoJo reference!!!1!1!??1!!1?

    • @dylndaviln3091
      @dylndaviln3091 3 роки тому +7

      @@DarrylWhiteYT THATS why he sounded so familiar

    • @Risuuft
      @Risuuft 3 роки тому +3

      "is this the new world" NEW THE WORLD?! WHERE

  • @spacemarine6212
    @spacemarine6212 5 місяців тому +6

    I love Raven's reaction to the impromptu prostate exam. Cause you know damn well he studied and is getting an A on the test.

  • @kiu8273
    @kiu8273 2 роки тому +24

    I love how 4 fingers striking the ass takes half of your hp

  • @munithekid3496
    @munithekid3496 6 років тому +418

    This could be perfectly the name of a series "Stimulating fists of annihilation: Opening of an obscure world"

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 6 років тому +35

      Sounds like something Kakashi-sensei would read. XP

    • @furqonaffandi747
      @furqonaffandi747 4 роки тому +8

      Sounds like Noble Phantasm

    • @ShadowxDark87
      @ShadowxDark87 Рік тому +2

      Sounds like a Fate NP

  • @MappyTheSquire
    @MappyTheSquire 6 років тому +791

    Raven: "I'm well acquainted with this."
    Me: ... Oh... OH.
    OOOOOHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh 6 років тому +110

      He probably doesn't even use lube because the pain turns him on.
      Sleep well >;D

    • @MappyTheSquire
      @MappyTheSquire 6 років тому +6

      Lenoh dude same

    • @zwreida234
      @zwreida234 6 років тому +26

      i assume that's meant to be in relation to the giant metal spike penetrating his face

    • @Lenoh
      @Lenoh 6 років тому +25

      @Dehkriel: When Venom has an "Only HE can touch me there!" in Guilty Gear X, there's precedence for Raven to be a cock-hungry bottom.

    • @TheMoonHut
      @TheMoonHut 6 років тому +8

      Is it really at all surprising, though?

  • @archie927
    @archie927 3 роки тому +67

    love how faust straight up says “g spot”

  • @alexwoods8927
    @alexwoods8927 3 роки тому +25

    So Milia, I-no, Faust and Raven are apparently all for it..... especially Raven lol

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 4 роки тому +324

    That's hilarious that Undyne is the one who gets hit in Dizzy's animation. Makes sense but damn I didn't expect it.

  • @naverick22
    @naverick22 6 років тому +651

    Of all who had to enjoy it (normally), why was it Millia.
    Also ironically, Answer had the most appropriate reaction.

    • @nicogaiden1498
      @nicogaiden1498 6 років тому +221

      WalŦz She's very serious and straightforward, usually those are the ones who are pent up sexually.

    • @patcatzgames9792
      @patcatzgames9792 5 років тому +58

      for me Johnny's face is so funny cuz of the evil chin meme

    • @legendarydigitize2523
      @legendarydigitize2523 5 років тому +19

      Nico Gaiden
      I hate it when you are right about this XDDD
      I cant help but agree

    • @patcatzgames9792
      @patcatzgames9792 5 років тому +42

      @@legendarydigitize2523 while Jam's face os straight out a JJBA reference

    • @supremecaffeine2633
      @supremecaffeine2633 5 років тому +41

      What about Undine? Not even Necro knew she was into anal.

  • @freshlymemed5680
    @freshlymemed5680 3 роки тому +17

    Ky: "In this world... I still have much to discover"
    ...
    Sounds like Dizzy's going to need to put that tail to use... or Necro...

  • @henzohenriquebarrosleite136
    @henzohenriquebarrosleite136 3 роки тому +16

    Most people in this are very enthusiastic about it and I'd just like to say I really respect that

  • @iota-09
    @iota-09 5 років тому +163

    1:09
    Oh c'mon chipp, everyone knows proctoscopy is a perfectly legal medical operation.

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 4 роки тому +13

      actually he says "MY ASS!!"
      uploader mistranslated it.

  • @john1120
    @john1120 6 років тому +1535

    I-no: "Adult Time?!" 😱 lol.

    • @jedgianpaulorosario6385
      @jedgianpaulorosario6385 6 років тому +32

      john1120 i will do it irl when i see a girl....a cute one

    • @GiordanDiodato
      @GiordanDiodato 6 років тому +158

      I dunno, I think "Fortissimo!" is funnier.

    • @omegalavender
      @omegalavender 6 років тому +8

      I’m dead! ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

    • @legendarydigitize2523
      @legendarydigitize2523 5 років тому +7

      XDD I-no so kinky lol

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 5 років тому +47

      @@GiordanDiodato since frotissimo means super-strong or really powerful in Italian it's even funnier.

  • @romxxii
    @romxxii 2 роки тому +18

    Zato-1 and the Kiskes act like something is being sexually awakened in their buttholes.
    Meanwhile, Raven's like "yup, this is how I roll."

  • @jotabeas22
    @jotabeas22 3 роки тому +16

    We Faust mains are, in the end, mere explorers of the Lewd Dimension. The Universal Will bent us towards the New World.