My man performs facial restructuring on someone in like 5 seconds with just a scalpel and leaves no scaring. Just proves he's holding back when he fights. He could easily disassemble anyone.
Yeah and ontop of that there will be soreness, tenderness, and you can't really take a blow to the face without it uh... Falling apart really right after
This feels like a “would you press the button” prompt: You gain the ability to restore the sight of anyone, even people missing eyes but The new eyes are always pretty anime eyes that don’t match the rest of the face
Same. Then a few years later, after I had forgotten about GG, one of my online friends began talking about it, and I was like "omg, Faust, I know this guy"
So Faust gave Mirror Match Faust a new eye, he corrected I-No's heterochromia, and in Revelator he gives Baiken a new eye too. *Is there anything that Faust the Optometrist can't fix?*
@@captainmega6310 Nah. If he can fix Mirror Match Faust, he can fix himself. He just doesn't want to...doesn't want to ruin his signature look or whatnot. ;-)
Dont forget to turn your hair into a white slimjim and change your ear rings into broken hearts oh and be careful around creepy guys with a shadowy looking stand
The screws on his jacket say 'STIMULATION' and on the back it reads 'A MERRY HEART DOETH GOOD LIKE A MEDICINE' but I can't quite make out what it says on the paper bag...
I always liked to think that he just painted those eyes on top ofo Zato's mask... I dunnoo.. I just think it makes it the more hilarious to me.. That or either he just cut holes on his mask,
lol just now seein that the translation on fausts clipboard is wrong. It says ''Geduldige Operation Tabelle''. Geduldige is german for describing people who are 'patient' as in 'patience', which isn't the same as a doctor's patient.
I love how there are some occasional changes to instakills like dizzy's enemy surrendering but with faust it's just "DESTROYED!" Even when the enemy likes the redesign
Hikaru Midokawa has a field day with that last one as Bedman. Is one of those: "he didn't had to do it but he did it anyway". WELP! coming from the man who always point himself as a VA and make lines for free in another "he didn't had to do it but he did it anyway" in a Super Robot Wars game just so he could test the game 1st.
After a good while i noticed Faust isn't operating in front of a crowd of doctors, it's the orchestra that plays Ode to Joy while he does his job
Did you also notice they all had faust heads with card suits (and a few other symbols)?
I can swear this mf just changed their pfp
Man ain’t even operating, he’s fucking conducting
What a legend
Admittedly, their suits do also have the colors of traditional scrubs, so... maybe both?
One of many reasons why Faust is awesome
I love how the characters lay there, they aren't trying to break free,
Like there's a mutual agreement like 'okay, you won. Just get it over with.'
There are also “frozen in fear” like Ky and Sol
They're too afraid of what Faust will do if they try to escape.
I like the reactions before the surgery, when Faust puts the scalpel in front of their faces.
Sal was minus on block, making him tonight's biggest loser
Faust breaks reality on every other move he makes. Them laying still is applying damage control
My man performs facial restructuring on someone in like 5 seconds with just a scalpel and leaves no scaring. Just proves he's holding back when he fights. He could easily disassemble anyone.
He holds back because if he wouldnt it would be Dr Baldhead situation all over again
I never realised how similar he is to Diver Down
And on top of that, is a magic user
I love how Faust is one of those characters that makes you think, "Who the fuck are you and why are you here?"
To be fair doesn't his teleport come in clutch multiple times during the story?
And then in strive you continue to think this exact thing
@@harrylane4 yeah but we don't have this faust anymore sadly
@@sebm2408 Faust still has the sickest design in strive
@@heracrossz7701 he was even more drippy before tbh
Character has a plastic surgery
Game : *DESTROYED*
It may seem fine now, but just wait untill you get to the bill.
Yeah and ontop of that there will be soreness, tenderness, and you can't really take a blow to the face without it uh... Falling apart really right after
@@CleaverCrusader1987 exactly
@@CleaverCrusader1987 Lmaaaaaooo
Their pride has been destroyed
The fact that some of these characters like what's happened to them, and *still* lose immediately is hilarious to me.
they have to stay in outpatient recovery and forfeit the match
6:46 he just keeps talking I’m dying
Ok but what is your profile
@@slosh7072 Arte
@@slosh7072 1 year later and he still has the same profile pic
@@doritolegend9664 it’s been 4 years
Heya Dying, I'm Dad:)
There must be an alternate universe in Guilty Gear where the same story happens, except everyone has Faust's beautiful makeover.
Guilty Gear's very own Big Head mode.
I love how Bedman just kept talking and talking when Faust said "Please, have a seat." xD
they should make him say shut up when Bedman starts his commenting
I love how the music abruptly changes from metal to more metal to classical to metal again. It's so awkward it's funny.
Yeah
6:19 "A shame I have no mirror" ZATO-1 YOU'RE BLIND AND FAUST GAVE YOU EYES
“I’m not done carving you up!”
@@TheActualMrLink nice nod to the fact that these characters are mortal enemies…
@@lordofchromium1534 well more like Zato is Faust's mortal enemy. Zato doesn't really care that much about Faust. The rivalry is pretty one sided
I can't believe Faust drew eyes on zato
@@Izayoink_Saccuy omg its Saccuy Izayoink the head maid of the Scarble Double Madchen
This is what you get when medic becomes a fighting game character
Gold.
Braixen BC I'll drink to that
Valentine from Skullgirls?
Hyper HD Remix he's talking about the TF2 Character
Questions Answers Medic: Makes deals with satan
The opposite is worse (batman fighting in a mud: "YOU DON'T GET IT, SON. THIS ISN'T A MUDHOLE. IT'S AN OPERATING TABLE. AND I'M THE SURGEON.")
Faust must be one of the richest in GG with his plastic surgery skills.
Richest would be Ky, since he is king
I mean... the roster has pirates, assassins, kings and the goddamn president of the United states so.....
@@snikerz5886 Wait, who's the president of the united states??
@@divineholinessjr not the United States but chipp is the *President* of a *Kingdom*
@@lanceocana9059 a kingdom he only got since pretty much all of Africa is unclaimed no-mans land, but yeah.
The devs must have been screaming with laughter when they made this, i swear.
If anyone ever ask me why Faust is my second favorite, I'll show them this video.
Slayer
Silver Kaizer i prefer showing them stimulating fist
And your first? Also Faust.
He's my favorite of all time with venom being my second
This feels like a “would you press the button” prompt:
You gain the ability to restore the sight of anyone, even people missing eyes
but
The new eyes are always pretty anime eyes that don’t match the rest of the face
Time to button mash
The *DESTROYED* makes it so much better holy shit im crying
Bedman's is my favorite reaction.
I laughed insanely much as he kept talking even after Faust did. SHUT UP!
Stage Fright
4:12 "Sharon... It seems I've become rather round"
Faust was the sole reason I got into GuiltyGear.
Fucking same I love this tall goofball
@@loganandrews3121 I happen to see Faust in a compilation and he's so goofy that it's amazing
Same. Then a few years later, after I had forgotten about GG, one of my online friends began talking about it, and I was like "omg, Faust, I know this guy"
I always thought he was an edgy guy, and then i got guilty gear advance and man the goofy ahh slap is so awesome
Guys: 🥺
Ladies: 😐
So Faust gave Mirror Match Faust a new eye, he corrected I-No's heterochromia, and in Revelator he gives Baiken a new eye too.
*Is there anything that Faust the Optometrist can't fix?*
...himself?
the little girl.
@@captainmega6310 Nah. If he can fix Mirror Match Faust, he can fix himself. He just doesn't want to...doesn't want to ruin his signature look or whatnot. ;-)
His "zombie" self in Strive
@@firewall_ru Give him time. He'll come up with something. :-)
fucking love how bedman still keeps talking even when the announcer comes in
2:54 gotta go fight a vampire in egypt
Where in which my dog dies.
Hmmmmmm
Dont forget to turn your hair into a white slimjim and change your ear rings into broken hearts oh and be careful around creepy guys with a shadowy looking stand
Lol a instant kill where you actually get a laugh and not want to throw your controller into the tube, love it
This super implies that the reason every GG character is so hot is that if they're not hot enough they immediately die
2:05 ky already knows whats coming when he gets home
0:39 Sounds like Faust is going one of those goofy song and dances from the golden age of cinema.
I wish Venom resulted in a haircut
+The Pickles Tell that to Zato on his eyes
Sol has the best reaction to that scalpel
Yeah lol
the ones who made all the special cutsences and the all the VAs must have a crazy schedule, props to them!!
How is it possible for an anime character, to look more anime-ish than usual?
More like a backround character-ish
Using more 'classic' styling.
With (some of them) sparkles
Bedman just ranting as Faust asks him to sit down sends me lmao
Faust destroyed finish is like friendship on mortal kombat
so beautiful....*starts crying*
I know there is a Handsome Squidward meme in here somewhere....
5:21 Ramathael: I don’t want it. Faust: Too bad. In the end, Ramathael is like “So, this is my life now” XD
Just noticed Faust fixed Baiken’s eye but not Sin’s
Sin has two eyes, he wears the eye patch to contain his powers
4:45 excuse me WHAT!?
what?
God I love this game. No other fighting game is this funny
comparing this with valentines "dead on arrival" special makes this more funny
It's...doomslayer on your profile picture ?
"Tell me where is hurts♡"
*Following that is a bloody massacre behind the scenes*
The screws on his jacket say 'STIMULATION'
and on the back it reads 'A MERRY HEART DOETH GOOD LIKE A MEDICINE'
but I can't quite make out what it says on the paper bag...
SegmentedHero Faust, The Wandering Doctor.
Bedman's was the best purely for that longwinded critique. XD
I kept watching it. And with each passing moment I smiled more and more.
I always liked to think that he just painted those eyes on top ofo Zato's mask... I dunnoo.. I just think it makes it the more hilarious to me.. That or either he just cut holes on his mask,
Faust turned Chipp into a One Piece character jesus christ
5:20 Ramlethal looks older after the surgery. I'd have that same expression. 😟
I mean, she looked 12 originally so maybe being aged up isn’t a nightmare
Thats how i lost my medical license
This man spends all his life's savings on single paper bags and you all know this.
My love for Guilty Gear is almost as beautiful as this.
I fucking love this guy
0:54 fairy odd perants but anime be like
Faust is so big he’s literally bigger than the operation table bro
Millia looked so adorable...
How do you do surgery on a paper bag?
i think he just uses stickers, thats my idea
very carefully
they did surgery on a grape
With a goddamn pencil
Simple make the wholes bigger for the eyes
I don't know what's better if the face of shock before or the disfigured face after lol
i like Faust
why do i keep hearing " bob wins"
annoucer says "Faust wins".
I heard "Faust wins"
@@bryansabater9562 boub wins
The look on milia before and after surgery
Oh god, he's an artist, so beautifull!!! xD
*They did surgery on a bag.*
May has become the Totsugeki
*D E S T O R Y E D*
*FOOOOOOOOOOLLLLSS GERMAN SURGGERY IS NUMBER ONE IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLDDDD!!!!*
Stroheim.
Potemkin and milla rage look like doge xD
I like how unlike everybody else, Ram just does not care
i’m pretty sure faust just rearranges your entire face without doing any plastic surgery whatsoever
6:19
who's kid just put some green crayon on his face?
All of that to give them stupid eyes lol
i love how ram just gets the opposite look since her face is already cute
This game just never gets old
on Bridget: *hands her a prescription of estrogen* "take one per day and see me again in 6 months"
Poor strive Faust…
Hahaha bedman just keeps talking...
i get realized faust is tall as hell
9"3-ish, I think.
@@themaidenofroses1519 My man is almost as tall as DBZ Broly
NOW YOU HEAR THE RUMBLE FROM THE GROUND! YEAHHHHHH!!!
CRAZY TOWN, WHAT A HEAVY DAY!
lol just now seein that the translation on fausts clipboard is wrong.
It says ''Geduldige Operation Tabelle''. Geduldige is german for describing people who are 'patient' as in 'patience', which isn't the same as a doctor's patient.
you need to be very patient dealing with Faust
bro bedman started yapping
Damn it Faust you overdid it! you cant make my Ramma any cuter than she was!!
We need a JoJo× Guilty Gear crossover. For the obvious Diovolo joke.
Damn Smilegate missing this dude on their collab :(
not sure if Shoujo or Jojolion
@@ianritchie-smith475 This.
I love how there are some occasional changes to instakills like dizzy's enemy surrendering but with faust it's just "DESTROYED!" Even when the enemy likes the redesign
This... this is beautiful.
Why do the rounded eyes remind me Osamu Tezuka stuff?
Bro done turned into XRD Faust
this is why faust became my main since second 1
I wish they were all unique tho. Still godlike.
0:53 yes faust. Yes you are.
Everyone else: OH HOLY SHIT!
Slayer: .... oh bother...
Top 10 guy who is too brutal to be accepted into wars:
Faust in other fighting games + This attack = ???
Handsome squidward entered the chat
ok Faust is my new favorite character
And not a drop of blood.
That last one be like: *reads the entire script for Star Wars Episode 4*
Hikaru Midokawa has a field day with that last one as Bedman. Is one of those: "he didn't had to do it but he did it anyway". WELP! coming from the man who always point himself as a VA and make lines for free in another "he didn't had to do it but he did it anyway" in a Super Robot Wars game just so he could test the game 1st.
Bro giving out free plastic surgery operations
I loled everytime it says you are destroyed after the each plastic surgery XDDDD
The ode to joy adds 10 funny