wow. I am thoroughly impressed. Delivery was like a breath of fresh air. Difficult to keep a joke going for that long. He's a great story teller. Enjoyed this very much haha hilarious.
Hey just wanted to tell you that Plz read everything btw Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ love you so much that God would send his one and only son Jesus Christ to die on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later Get a relationship with God and Jesus and confess for your sins and Live for Christ and not the world and allow God and Jesus into your hearts. God and Jesus are trying to save you from going to hell. HELL IS NOT A JOKE. Jehovah and Jesus are all of our Gods and Lords and Saviors✝️✝️✝️✝️SPREAD THE WORD✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️Pray to Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ get saved today ✝️✝️✝️✝️JOHN 3:16
@@charlesrobison6962 Conan is brilliant, and a comedic genius. He's been doing this for almost 25 years. Listen to his podcast if you want a taste of how funny he can be.
Hey just wanted to tell you that Plz read everything btw Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ love you so much that God would send his one and only son Jesus Christ to die on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later Get a relationship with God and Jesus and confess for your sins and Live for Christ and not the world and allow God and Jesus into your hearts. God and Jesus are trying to save you from going to hell. HELL IS NOT A JOKE. Jehovah and Jesus are all of our Gods and Lords and Saviors✝️✝️✝️✝️SPREAD THE WORD✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️Pray to Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ get saved today ✝️✝️✝️✝️JOHN 3:16
THIS is my kind of comedy! Holy crap, this guy managed to make thousands, if not millions of people laugh without swearing, without crude jokes, without resorting to insults. Nothing but a story and his delivery. In my opinion this is what comedy should be.
If this was a real thing, I would like to know how the budget is going right now, 2 years later. Edit: 2022 - it's now 9 years later and we still don't know :/ Edit: 2024 - Will we ever find out?
@@HotStrange He wrote ''Differant'' instead of ''Different'', an easy error to commit on the internet, this isn't a place where you write with pencil, you write with keyboard, anyone could commit an error like that with a keyboard, specially on phone.
I don't know this guy from Adam. I've never seen any of his stand-up, I have no idea who he actually is, or anything about him, but this has got to be one of the funniest bits of all time.
I like it because the performance felt more dynamic because of it being one big story rathr than random forced jokes. I will definitely watch more of this guys stuff.
Every time my cellphone rings and i don't recognize the number i do exactly what jay says! But now i feel like answering all my calls and talking about budget with random guys xD It was hilarious!!
This reminds me of a time when my dad got a call asking if they could give out the Christmas bonuses somewhere. He told that guy to give everyone a bonus, hung up, and said Merry Christmas.
If you don’t like vulgarity in comedians you should try @OlanRogers he has some of the best comedy/story time videos on UA-cam that are completely clean
Happy to find this thanks to my awsome english professor. Jay is remarkably good at telling stories and make you laugh. When people from a random callcenter call me I try to make this kind of jokes but I dont have this talent or gift, you know. Anyway, I'm gonna watch more videos of him.
ive always said that comedians are professional liars, this one set it in stone for me. still a great routine tho, i still quote "SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE" to this day
Though I prefer the original video of this from him at the improv I could listen to this story everyday. And as someone else pointed out not doing traditional joke-punchline format doing a 6 minute story on one topic and keeping it hilarious is a rare talent. I haven’t seen any of his other stuff but this is sheer talent right here lol
I heard that Marie and Janelle got a hold of Jennifer and they were given the OK to raise the budget to 12.5 K, to which Larry acquiesced. Poor Bruce got fired.
This is a great bit. After watching it, I always pretend to be the person the wrong number caller thinks I am. People call my number for taxi's at like 3am sometimes so I mess with them so much. Or text me something personal, so I play along until They figure it out.
SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!!!!!
alisumwal 😂😂😂😂
alisumwal nah...Bruce sounds totally fabricated..lol
He actually does sound like Bruce
No not quite
Doesn’t it!
A whole set on one joke? That's not easy to pull off.
R H, he probably just filmed that part
No it is not
@@catherineford1653 Thats... do you not know how 5 minute sets work?
I saw Louis CK do 20 minutes on one joke. It was pretty amazing.
Haha you said "pull off"
wow. I am thoroughly impressed. Delivery was like a breath of fresh air. Difficult to keep a joke going for that long. He's a great story teller. Enjoyed this very much haha hilarious.
Hey just wanted to tell you that Plz read everything btw Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ love you so much that God would send his one and only son Jesus Christ to die on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later Get a relationship with God and Jesus and confess for your sins and Live for Christ and not the world and allow God and Jesus into your hearts. God and Jesus are trying to save you from going to hell.
HELL IS NOT A JOKE. Jehovah and Jesus are all of our Gods and Lords and Saviors✝️✝️✝️✝️SPREAD THE WORD✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️Pray to Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ get saved today ✝️✝️✝️✝️JOHN 3:16
I’ve showed this to my whole family on separate occasions literally crazy this a 5 minute joke it’s absolutely halarious
My mom kept a joke for two weeks. This is nothing
@@BrochachoDaBoi your dad?
@@williamsoucy4706my mom
This has got to be one of my favorite jokes ever told. I listen to it every now and again, and it's always funny
There's a guy with a joke about how the states got their abbreviations, and it's a riot!
4th checkin
I’m with you , I listen to it every once in a while .
@@esmokahit’s Gary Gulman , it’s hilarious
I literally listen to it every time someone comments on my comment...lol
“I know he didn’t talk to Jennifer I JUST MADE HER UP”!!!!!
2:08
Your mom is Jennifer
Turns out he just guessed somebody there is named Jennifer
SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE! SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!
i lost it at that bit ;D
If I were in his shoes, I'd say, Bruce is dead
Shoulda said, “no dip Sherlock, it is bruce!”
@@jameswelcher2830 That would be fire 🔥
I need a whole tv series based off of this joke! 😂😂😂
hahahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOLOLOL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just this guy ruining companies cause he’s bored
A hallmark love movie where he finds Jennifer and they save the company pretending to be them and save christmas
YESSS!!! 🤣🤣🤣 @@MaxKongo
This joke is the pilot and the series is the fallout
This was great. Kudos to Conan for helping out great comedians.
Conan is an idiot! He is not funny. This guy is wayyyy better than Conan.
Conan doesn't have the intelligence to do comedy like this!
@@charlesrobison6962 Conan is brilliant, and a comedic genius. He's been doing this for almost 25 years. Listen to his podcast if you want a taste of how funny he can be.
@@dvt1393 wasn't funny at all
Hey just wanted to tell you that Plz read everything btw Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ love you so much that God would send his one and only son Jesus Christ to die on the cross for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later Get a relationship with God and Jesus and confess for your sins and Live for Christ and not the world and allow God and Jesus into your hearts. God and Jesus are trying to save you from going to hell.
HELL IS NOT A JOKE. Jehovah and Jesus are all of our Gods and Lords and Saviors✝️✝️✝️✝️SPREAD THE WORD✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️✝️Pray to Jehovah and his son Jesus Christ get saved today ✝️✝️✝️✝️JOHN 3:16
*7 years later*
How’s the budget?
Me 2
Me 3
Me 4
I also want to know
😂😂
Lol Jay Larson is hilarious!
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING
- NO LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING
WHAT?
-where we at with the budget?
one of the funniest moments
Fartuun Elmi I actually wanna know what happened 😂😂😂 I know it’s a joke but it’s pretty interesting
😂😂😂
SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!
That was the punchline, sir
still at 10000 BRUCE
Probably the most creative, clever standup set I've ever heard. Superb!
I’ve seen this several times and it cracks me up every time
Me too dude. Me too
Same
Me too😂
THIS is my kind of comedy! Holy crap, this guy managed to make thousands, if not millions of people laugh without swearing, without crude jokes, without resorting to insults. Nothing but a story and his delivery. In my opinion this is what comedy should be.
If this was a real thing, I would like to know how the budget is going right now, 2 years later.
Edit: 2022 - it's now 9 years later and we still don't know :/
Edit: 2024 - Will we ever find out?
2018....where we at with the budget.
2018 - 3 days later, what about now? 😏
@BG Gaming 15 minutes later what 'bout now? 😏
@BG Gaming 😏
2019, where we at now?
That was actually really funny. I rarely literally laugh out loud but his delivery was beautiful. I pray this is a true story.
I think bruce and Larry stole the 5K and gave fake numbers, whoche with me
Lore boutta go crazy 🗣🗣🗣
Whose = of whom.
Who's = who is.
You're welcome.
@@norescerfeda8755 am zo schorry grahmer notsee
@@norescerfeda8755
I dont kare
He looks like a completely differant person without the beard
Tommy Ortiz How do you not know how to spell different? Are you 8?
@@HotStrange He wrote ''Differant'' instead of ''Different'', an easy error to commit on the internet, this isn't a place where you write with pencil, you write with keyboard, anyone could commit an error like that with a keyboard, specially on phone.
Haut Strange it was one letter lmao
I like how everyone online are either English or American... the rest of the world doesnt exist here ^^
@@jenshammerlund914 Duck, I took time to understand what you meant. And I'm ashamed of myself because of that.
I don't know this guy from Adam. I've never seen any of his stand-up, I have no idea who he actually is, or anything about him, but this has got to be one of the funniest bits of all time.
SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!!!
This isn’t his bit he stole it
@@olegbutt07 you sure?
@@olegbutt07 no he didn't
2019, 5years later on and we still dont know where the budget is at
ALMOST 2020 GUYS, WHERE WE AT WITH THE BUDGET!!!!!😆
Ask Jennifer, she’ll tell ya 🤣
Finally 2020
LEGO DUCKFILMS
Sup. how’s the quarantine budget going
Zeke Stein month later. How’s the budget?
Kahley Seidler
Stable............
*For now* 👀
One of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard in my life. And i’ve watched him do it countless times-STILL hilarious
that was like a Seinfeld episode!
Except it was Funny
@@tomcarpenter700 damn what is it with so many people hating Seinfeld so much? I think it’s hilarious
I like it because the performance felt more dynamic because of it being one big story rathr than random forced jokes. I will definitely watch more of this guys stuff.
Dude this guy is hilarious. I don't find his annunciation annoying at all.
Literally the funniest skit I've seen from stand up in a while!!! :) Props to this guy I laughed so hard.
The way he ended that was priceless, great job Jay Larson.
oh man that was a great skit. I felt so invested in the story that I wanted to hear more. good on Jay. funny dude!
I can listen to Jay Larson tell stories all day long. I love this one.
One of my all time favorite jokes. I listen to this once every few months just to have a good laugh and it never fails.
I love this guy, he took it too seriously and that's what I love XD
"Yeah well now it's 10k!"
this. I have found it. I repeat, I have found IT.
This, is my favorite video on the internet.
+Quinn Meyer False! Look up "The Machine" and get some popcorn made because it's a-mazing.
+Quinn Meyer you realize this is just the same act he's done countless times, IMO the one at Laugh Factory, is the best version.
She said its her favorite. Is that ok guys? Or should you tell her what's better?
she is lying
She's lying just like the Cake.
“This is why we play the game”
😂😂😂
This is comic genius!
I swear it is as original and genuinely brilliant as the classic who's on first.
Jay that was GREAT 😂🤣😂
YES! This actually is on par with Who's on First and, a hundred years from now, people will still be laughing at both!
Lol. When conan goes up to him, u realize jay is 3'5"
Conan is 6'5"...
I come back to this when I need a laugh... Larson & Sickler should have their own show
Am I the only one who wants to know where they were with the budget?
Me too
Nope I want to know to... did she hang up? Or did she actually tell him?
I wanna know if they found Jennifer...
Does nobody want to know what happened with the budget?
Me, too
@@maxwellquipey1clearly
It was 15000 and now it’s 10000
Did you guys come from DJHunts? I'm just asking because he made a video on the 7 months ago.
@@maxwellquipey1doesnt work here
Every time my cellphone rings and i don't recognize the number i do exactly what jay says! But now i feel like answering all my calls and talking about budget with random guys xD
It was hilarious!!
Saw this bit on the Laugh Factory channel, and he did this equally amazing. This guy is a great story teller :)
WELL!? Where are we with the budget! Don't leave a story hanging!
It’s such a brilliant and original piece ! Well delivered 👏👏👏
This guys is going places
This was phenomenal. Laughed the entire time
I’ve watched this video at least 50 times & it’s still freaking hilarious!!! “RANDOM GUY!!!” 😂
This reminds me of a time when my dad got a call asking if they could give out the Christmas bonuses somewhere. He told that guy to give everyone a bonus, hung up, and said Merry Christmas.
At 4:57
I thought he was going to say:
This isn't Larry and this isn't Bruce.
This is Jennifer!!
😂
When I am feeling down and need to smile..... I listen to this!! Works every time!!
I love how animatics are being made on this. It's so good.
Imagine Random Guy goes to a Jay Larson show and hears this story. I would kill to see Random Guy's reaction to this story.
After 6 years I still laugh me dead Jay Larson.
It's nice to listen to a comedy routine without hearing a lot of vulgarity
You should hear the original one
You know nothing about comedy vulgarity it has its place
@@sparrowwest9183 Vulgarity has no place in society and neither do the people that use it. It's not funny, just disgusting.
If you don’t like vulgarity in comedians you should try @OlanRogers he has some of the best comedy/story time videos on UA-cam that are completely clean
@@100forks Are you dumb, stupid, or dumb, huh?
Such an epic bit. Great set up, and me chuckle along the way. Great pay off. Quality stand up.
Imagine if he did voice impressions
this is beyond love i want to express for this script and performance
Tiktok got me here
Lol
that was a legitimately great set. I enjoyed that quite a bit. Very funny.
Brilliant. I search and watch this video at least once a week. Never gets old.
Anybody else watching this in 2019
Me
This is really funny. The best part is that it's completely original.
I watched this many times and still love it!
"where we at with the budget!?"
Jay Larsons stand up special on comedy central was hilarious!
That was great...that was fantastic.
I just realized...
Johnny Carson
+
Jay Leno
=
Jay Larson
Wisam Ahmed 😦 fbi are calling
What ?.....realized what
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😶
....
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.
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HUH?!
11 Years ago and now it shows up in my flow. Well done, Jay! Great joke!
Happy to find this thanks to my awsome english professor. Jay is remarkably good at telling stories and make you laugh.
When people from a random callcenter call me I try to make this kind of jokes but I dont have this talent or gift, you know.
Anyway, I'm gonna watch more videos of him.
4:10 bro was ready to cook
Bruh I am invested too, WHERE are we AT the budget?
My favorite line was “NO MARIE LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING! She goes: what. I go: So where we at with the budget.”
Watched this many times and it still cracks me up.
Watching this 8 years later again it’s so good 😂
7 years later and it still sounds like bruce
Such a wild, chaotic ride! Gave me so much adrenaline. Love this guy!
This is the fourth time I'm watching this, and it actually gets funnier every time.
Sadly he dragged this longer
I come back to this video about once every couple months and I love it so much every time
I heard him tell this joke twice on different videos but I still watched the whole video and laughed my ass off...
His delivery at the comedy store or wherever he did this first was wayyy better
Saw this on TikTok came to UA-cam to find the full version.
ive always said that comedians are professional liars, this one set it in stone for me. still a great routine tho, i still quote "SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE" to this day
Every time I hear this I listen to all of it. Every. Single. Time.
Though I prefer the original video of this from him at the improv I could listen to this story everyday. And as someone else pointed out not doing traditional joke-punchline format doing a 6 minute story on one topic and keeping it hilarious is a rare talent. I haven’t seen any of his other stuff but this is sheer talent right here lol
"Yeah, well now it's ten, man!!!"
He sounds like Paul Giamatti when he says that.
I saw this on TikTok and got such a kick out of this, This guy's comedic delivery is so refreshing and hilarious.
I can watch this 10 times a day and not get bored
That was objectively MAJESTIC!!
"Where we at with the budget?"
I heard that Marie and Janelle got a hold of Jennifer and they were given the OK to raise the budget to 12.5 K, to which Larry acquiesced. Poor Bruce got fired.
This is a great bit. After watching it, I always pretend to be the person the wrong number caller thinks I am. People call my number for taxi's at like 3am sometimes so I mess with them so much. Or text me something personal, so I play along until They figure it out.
+Ticia Grant Now I'm pissed this doesn't happen to me. Where are all my wrong phone number calls? Shit is cash
Tell! Tell! Tell!
You know it’s good when you can go through the comments and chuckle at the renactments
5:27
Man’s inner Marty McFly came out
I will die of extreme hunger for lack of eating for the reason of insane curiosity and panicking for a part 2
You can tell he's nervous his other performance of this was way better
This sounded great to me....the only version I’ve seen.
This was intense 😂😂 i was so hooked
Lol I love it seen this many times and it never stops being funny 5 years later I wonder where the budget is at 😂
October 2021, where are we with the budget
his delivery back in Laugh Factory was better
Yea, I think he seems kinda tired of doing this set by this point. It seems fresher in the Laugh Factory video
First day I've ever come cross this comedian and I'm in stitches 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who's here in 2020 because of TikTok ?
Carlos Mejia dude facts
Guilty lol
Tiktok users have an IQ of max 62. Gtfoh
Simp Police i guess your mom likes all this 62 iq
@@hwtl6.103 Yes, she does. She's a transsexual that likes to peg Tiktok users. She promises to use lube next time.
Best delivery I've heard in a long time.
POV you came here bec a guy on tiktok didn’t finish the video
Aw man this bit has it all 😂