Never heard of this guy until yesterday and after hearing the joke about his kid stealing his edible I've been binge watching his stand-up non stop since. 😭👏😭👏😭👏
dude that part was freaking hilarious revered birth. his little head disappears and all you see is his little arms slapping her back omg i died laughing so hard the best part was when she absorbed him and then spewed him out.
I can just imagine the start of the speech. "So this is a story from my son's bachelor party" and the thoughts going through his head must be like nononononono
I also suggest Andrew Schulz from Guy code and other hilarious shows! that guy will have you on the floor laughing😋.. great control of the audience and never saw anyone that roasts his audience and improv and wing it like he does.. You would definitely bring some laughs because he keeps a real at the end of the day! 😁🤙
Was super depressed the whole day. This video instantly made me feel better. Havent laughed this much in a long time. Ur one of the most funniest and amazing comedians of all time!!!!!! Thank you for blessing us with ur existence :')
The image of this guy squirming for air while buried ginormous butt-cheeks is completely ridiculous. The best-man speech is going to sting forever, lol.
NuclearWinter2110 Instead of focusing on doing something valuable with your life, you are not-picking totally trivial statements from strangers to displace the feeling of emptiness and disappointment. Find something of value to do instead of wasting your time.
NuclearWinter2110 - Yes, it may have been ambiguous, but you understood what he meant, correct? I certainly did. Hell, the 50 people who gave him a thumbs up did too. Seems like SirKegan is the only one from this thread who doesn't know how to infer from incomplete data.
NuclearWinter2110 - I understand. But look at SirKegan's comment. "Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend" Doesn't that sound a little condescending? He is either an idiot, or he had to explain to Joshua Morriston what was wrong with his comment, mansplaining so to speak.
Bro, you are fantastic! Never laughed so much in my life! There is nothing better than a good practical joke! I call it, “The gift that keeps on giving!” LMAO
I found this last year, and it is one of my favorite stand-up stories. I've showed it to all of my friends. This and "Grandma & Grandpa" get me every time.
I watched this ages ago and loved it. Just now I was talking to a friend when he mentioned that he’s “6 foot 250” and this came flooding back. Decided to watch it again and laughed at least ad much as I did the first time. Thank you so much
Cameron Johnson Dear Marvel Cinematics, PLEASE listen to this guys comment and put this scene in Deadpool 2 when Wade is getting married to Vanessa at the best man speech segment of the wedding. With great hope, The Master of Useless Knowledge
Eagle 367 Hello friend. If you look into it, you will find that Deadpool is technically in the marvel universe, in the same universe as X-Men, but Fox owns the rights to that part of the marvel universe I.e. the exclusivity of the use of the word "Mutant" which explains why the word "Mutant" has never been uttered In any of the movies in the the Avengers or Guardians of the galaxy movies. 😀☺️
Family Tussle: ua-cam.com/play/PLEEL3P_7vtEBDVV6P1u0dUU95BBnL1EPL.html
You are my new favorite comedian
He: babe, tell me those three magical words
She: “I’ll wrestle ya”
😂😂😂😂😂 I'd like to be there for that!!
😂😂😂
why were you and mommy wrestling in the bedroom?
because she was on craigslist.
I've got food.
Not really though.
I'm really hungry.
Fuck yes you will
Just discovered this dude from his "D*** pics" video.
Best decision ever
i started from the same vid aswell
Eyy me too
Same!!
I have to get up to work in 3 hours but i'm watching this guy instead. No regrets.
Same
Someone please give this man a Netflix special.
Natalie Long YES
This joke was 11 min I barely breathed for half that! If they gave him an hour or more people could die!
@@darthsmythe6783 This would cause a national crisis. This man is just too dangerous. Lungs would explode. Hearts would attack. Danger WILL come.
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Omfg yes!
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
He doesn't need it and fuk Netflix they would own that IP than. You people need to stop wanting others to give away their IP's.
This guy has the same personality as deadpool
Ryan McConnell I was ur 69 like. Seems fitting
Dam right
Ryan McConnell Deadpool taught him how to live
True
FUCKING RIGHT LAD
Want to see him plan a funeral.
Terrance Shaw From the sound of it, he almost had to
Hahahahaha
Zachary Casavant 😂😂😂
Putting the fun in funeral
He can plan mine lol
"She kinda absorbed him for a second" 😂😂😂
Ellie Stoeva came across this as I heard iy
@@seancelestin2472 same
Read this as I heard him say it lol
Kml
*Where the fuck did he go?*
Someone needs to make an animation film of this story ASAP
They dooo!
When!?
What!?
How!?
Why!?
You can literally hear some people in the audience literally coughing and choking from how hard they were laughing
Never heard of this guy until yesterday and after hearing the joke about his kid stealing his edible I've been binge watching his stand-up non stop since. 😭👏😭👏😭👏
Yessss
revobrewski same
This is exactly me yesterday. Idk how I've never heard of him before.
I came from that stand up too. Found this guy after binging Bo burnhum and this man is hallarious
Same thing JUST happened to me!!!! LOL
I thought he was going to say “I’m going to fight you so hard!”
Hey jack we need a new milk "I'M GONNA FIGHT U SOO HAARD"
Don't say that
Especially if shes naked
Gus Phillipich 999th like
Gus Phillipich that’s what she said
When he looked up and said
“why”
I screamed.
Lmao **why dose she smell like Bofulow wings**
Dragon Worriar isnt it buffalo?
“Bofulow”
Bofulow... even as a joke where tf did that spelling come from 🤔
How, how do you manage to do this; even your name is “Dragon Worriar”! I don’t know if this is on purpose, but I love it.
Did you have a stroke? Do you need an ambulance?
"I'LL WRESTLE YA"
HECK YEAAH
Lol
IM SO EXCITED
I can only imagine this in a heavy Scottish accent
@@themanohman7157 nah southern accent is what I'm getting from this
“It was like a reverse birth!”
so amazing 😂😂
I think that's called vore
@@Grimlock4551 vore is like a swallowing fetish it's something completely different my guy
Didnt Quagmires mom do that to him like 8 times
Oh so that was a joke! I heard it like "It was like a reverse bird". Didn't make that much sense as it does now xD
dude that part was freaking hilarious revered birth. his little head disappears and all you see is his little arms slapping her back omg i died laughing so hard the best part was when she absorbed him and then spewed him out.
Would have been hilarious if his dad would have reinvited him. Then he could have brought the wrestler as his date! 😆
7:10- And he just looks at her and goes "I'M GONNA FIGHT YOU SO HAAAARD!"
I can just imagine the start of the speech. "So this is a story from my son's bachelor party" and the thoughts going through his head must be like nononononono
Hopefully the dad also put buffalo wings on the menu
FAREAL
I dont know why he uninvited you to the wedding. You warned him, that you were going to do it to him
Drew Wassmuth but on the contrary, he was also molested by a fat woman😂
george gaming not fat but ripped
@@slinkygaming1970 no it was fat he said his friend had to move the fat to talk to them
right????
"You know I had to do it to 'em"
Can’t get enough of this man, swear I’ve seen most of his stuff at least twice.
This is one of the funniest stories I've ever heard. I show this to everyone.
Found this dude about 2 hours ago. I think he's my new favorite😂😂😂
Aine York I suggest brad Williams
Aine York same
He is a lot like Brad without the midget jokes.
Same!!
Same
That _"why"_ got me rolling. Omg.
Ikr, lmao
AnimeFreakazoid11117 I knew it was coming when he said his friend only got one word out
fuckin same😂
AnimeFreakazoid11117 same lol I would do that lol
😂😂omfg im dead😂😂
(almost) death by snu snu
Dude imagine if he somehow died in that battle and his soon to be wife had to hear how he died oh my god
the one word:...*WHY*
im suppose to do a project i just cant
When he says "why" that is just 😂😂😂😂😂
"You've never seen that in the history fucking never ever"
😂😂😂 this guy😂😂😂😂
"Let's just throw some ingredients in a pot n see what happens"
I’m not even gonna ask why it was recommended, because I’m glad it was.
Hahahahah
I also suggest Andrew Schulz from Guy code and other hilarious shows! that guy will have you on the floor laughing😋.. great control of the audience and never saw anyone that roasts his audience and improv and wing it like he does.. You would definitely bring some laughs because he keeps a real at the end of the day! 😁🤙
I legit just discovered this guy 2 days ago and hes my favorite comedian..pure GOLD
I was straight up laughing so hard at the finishing move I forgot how to breath
Same
Same
Gabriel Englesias x2000
Mitchell Bahamas what about Kevin Hart? You racist son of a bitch.
“A reverse birth” 😂
"it was like a reverse birth"
I literally started choking I was laughing so hard. Woke my husband up had to show him now he's choking LMAO
Marriage goals
Lol
Wht part was that , I’m about to turn this shit
I wish I was able to understand. Never laughed from standup.
@@davidfrey2779 fluffy
As a vegas native, I can certify this could and has happen...Craigslist is weird man
Krissy Fea the chick from Craigslist is both real and a Guinness world record holder. Brenda kelly
Gacha_Otaku_ _ same here, I live in Henderson tho
@@landenlove3051 same fam.....wanna kidnap me?
I am also a Vegas native and I can confirm this
yeah it is!
The fact that Josh hasn't tried to find this lady and have her on the podcast is astonishing to me😂😂😂
Imagine this guy delivering a speech on someone’s funeral
He’s so evil, it’s beautiful, I want a man like this 👏In👏my👏life👏
Fee_fee 64 I’ve never seen a red no face concept art
Be very careful what you wish for........ ua-cam.com/video/Ttv-TeteRkc/v-deo.html
No you won't
He is the most funniest person ever
*”NOT THAT FINISHING MOVE!”*
Didn’t pull a Macho Man or Hogan. She pulled a Yokozuna.
I was ur 1k like
The ole Rikishi ass face
"It was fight for life...It was a reverse birth!!!"
Years later, still my favorite stand-up comedy bit ever
The best sugestion youtube has EVER gave me
wilson valsagna , AGREED
Agreed
Most definitely
wilson valsagna given
wilson valsagna TRUE HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY AS HELL
Can you plan my graduation, bachelorette, wedding, baby showers and funeral?
KookieMonsterWants HisSugaKookie I want him to plan my dads funeral
I want him to plan my Graduation, Wedding and bachelor party
That funeral would be lit
“You ain’t ever seen that in the history of never ever!!!”
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His sound effects though. . . 😂😂😂
*I'm dead*
Three words: I’ll wrestle yah 😂
Everyone needs atleast one friend like Josh
*at least
I am that friend...
The bat-shit crazy, psycho friend that always knows how to get shit started and never knows when to start?
so proud to say, i am that friend
I pride myself in being that guy
His audience doesn’t deserve him
Was super depressed the whole day. This video instantly made me feel better. Havent laughed this much in a long time.
Ur one of the most funniest and amazing comedians of all time!!!!!!
Thank you for blessing us with ur existence :')
The image of this guy squirming for air while buried ginormous butt-cheeks is completely ridiculous. The best-man speech is going to sting forever, lol.
Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend
SirKegan I’m going to need to write more carefully, so total strangers can see that I understand the trivial and obvious.
NuclearWinter2110 Instead of focusing on doing something valuable with your life, you are not-picking totally trivial statements from strangers to displace the feeling of emptiness and disappointment. Find something of value to do instead of wasting your time.
NuclearWinter2110 - Yes, it may have been ambiguous, but you understood what he meant, correct? I certainly did. Hell, the 50 people who gave him a thumbs up did too. Seems like SirKegan is the only one from this thread who doesn't know how to infer from incomplete data.
NuclearWinter2110 - I understand. But look at SirKegan's comment.
"Joshua Morriston I don’t think you understand that the stripper wasn’t fighting this guy, she was fighting his friend"
Doesn't that sound a little condescending? He is either an idiot, or he had to explain to Joshua Morriston what was wrong with his comment, mansplaining so to speak.
*iLl wReStLe yA*
Super- Nova what if it said *ill fight ya so hard*
That must have been like a Mini Cooper charging down an incoming freight train head on
I’m taking notes for when my younger friends get married
And then she sat on his head and we were like: "noooo!!!" 😂😂 I laughed my ass off 😂😂
Its too bad she didnt, little guy almost died lmao
Laughed your ass of his face?😂
The dad is the real MVP
He’s your dad?! Awesomeeee
This man has the best stories, my new favourite comedian! 😂😂😂😂
Love the part when he says i can't breath. Because i couldn't breath.
'Soft 140' is so descriptive! I was dying thinking about this in my head!
My 10 year anniversary is coming up....do you still have her number??? Does she travel? Omg I need her to wrestle my husband.
Jennifer Norton I don’t mean to be creepy but I need that video
@@bramlovestogame8035 bahaha
@@jennifernorton37 may i borrow the video for research purposes.
@@danieltsiprun8080 sure thing lol
Jennifer Norton send it
Friend: "Ok, I'm ready"
Josh: "Hehe, no, the fuck you're not"
I mean you did warn him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m never drinking coffee and watching this again! I stained my walls
I mean, the walls are already stained so what's the point?
You are a child
I was eating a sandwich and inhaled some of it.
Me being 6'5
I'm quite rotund myself and can absorb a lot of brute force but I will not condone face sitting
you should put that on a t-shirt
"IM 6'5", ROTUND, BUT DO NOT CONDONE FACE SITTING"
Earth Is A Donut that’s tsukiyama isn’t it...?
Earth Is A Donut "absorb"
😂 He got absorbed alright lol
I don't know you but if you're 6'5" and rotund, I love you
His dad use that as his best man speech 😂 I wonder how embarrassed he was and his wife's reaction 😂😂😂
Bro, you are fantastic! Never laughed so much in my life! There is nothing better than a good practical joke! I call it, “The gift that keeps on giving!” LMAO
I DIED WITH THE "he did not" HAHAHA!!!!!!
Me 2
THIS IS FUKIN GOLD
No
Dr. Bleach yes it is
FUCKING*
*Big
fucking big.
For white people maybe
This guy is great. Frikin hilarious.
I found this last year, and it is one of my favorite stand-up stories. I've showed it to all of my friends. This and "Grandma & Grandpa" get me every time.
This nearly killed me, I was laughing so hard when his mate said “why?” I couldn’t breathe
You should have someone do one of those animated cartoons to the audio of this video, it would be the shit!
True.
Screw it, go live action with Tammy and Mike the Cop.
Greg Freeman Music Yeah that’s be amazing
D
Greg Freeman Music absolutely!!
Dad: Why arn't you coming to the wedding?
What i would've have said when I was him: Let's just say... he ate *ss
That is freaking hysterical!! I can only imagine how much laughter must have been had at the reception when that story got told.
I cried laughing so hard. Im only upset I didnt see this before my best friend wedding.
I don’t think he’s upset
THIS. IS. COMEDY. GOLD.
Cali Sounds Unarguably!
OMFG!!! 4am and I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. I love him!!!
Oh man, I've watched this so many times and it just keeps getting better every time. Love his humour!
you've never seen that in the history of f*kin never ever😂😂😂😂
I haven't laughed this hard at stand up in a while!!!!
Megan Claren same
This is not safe for asthmatic people
Then you haven’t watched any real good comedy for a while. This is mediocre at most.
@@pinut187 except comedy is subjective. It might seem mediocre to you, but it's hilarious to someone else. Let people enjoy things
You should watch preacher Lawson he’s really funny also
"You've never seen that in the history of never ever!" Is by far the greatest thing I've ever heard. Pure poetry. 10/10
The hardest I have laughed in forever!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
The dislikes are Tim using different accounts. 😂
A lot of people just don't like standup. I know I can't bring myself to laugh.
Try to keep a straight face while watching its impossible
0:01 *laughs* oops... failed
Possible ._. poker face master
I did
Minsugabun_ kitty I am trying to in school
Ez
I watched this ages ago and loved it. Just now I was talking to a friend when he mentioned that he’s “6 foot 250” and this came flooding back. Decided to watch it again and laughed at least ad much as I did the first time. Thank you so much
That is the best bachelor party story hands down!!! Awesome delivery! Not to mention, I would've loved to see that shit! Fucking hilarious!
Firstly I imagined her to be 250 lbs of raw muscle and testosterone. Nah lol
NegativeJam I was thinking something like that big black Amazon warrior from Wonder Woman
I imagined Peter's sister from Family Guy
His buddy be like "I'm gonna fight you so hard!!!!"
Underrated comment
I'm so incredibly happy I found this, been watching all day laughing more in a few hours than in my whole life
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen! I had tears running done my legs!! 😂😂😂😂
This is how I realised I love weird shit😁
Me too
Wtf
This could literally be deadpool
Cameron Johnson
Dear Marvel Cinematics,
PLEASE listen to this guys comment and put this scene in Deadpool 2 when Wade is getting married to Vanessa at the best man speech segment of the wedding.
With great hope,
The Master of Useless Knowledge
Cameron Johnson Glad I wasn't the only one who thought so
Master of Useless Knowledge fox makes Deadpool not marvel
Eagle 367 Hello friend. If you look into it, you will find that Deadpool is technically in the marvel universe, in the same universe as X-Men, but Fox owns the rights to that part of the marvel universe I.e. the exclusivity of the use of the word "Mutant" which explains why the word "Mutant" has never been uttered In any of the movies in the the Avengers or Guardians of the galaxy movies. 😀☺️
Parrot Bear no it's not. Sorry friend but no one other than fans think it's the same universe.
I haven't laughed SO MUCH in a long time....Thank you, I REALLY needed that 🤣🤣🤣
“YOU FUCKING FINISH HIM” always, _always_ gets a laugh out of me. Without fail.
Sociopaths are the best comedians
Pippin Covington really?
Schadenfreude
He is not a sociopath just because he pranked his friend. A practical joke does not a diagnosis make.
He would only be a sociopath if he did this shit on a regular basis
Pippin Covington oh is that why people find me funny
6 F O O T T W O F I F T Y
So in love with Josh Wolf
I've never laughed so damn hard 🤣
Heard this set years ago, and totally forgot about it. Found my way back today and so very happy I did. Fantastic job! Keep up the amazing work.
The first non click baited video
"reverse birth" 😂😂
That might just be the *best story EVER!!!* I cried BOTH TIMES I watched it!!🤣🤣🤣🤣