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- Conan investigates why Jordan rolls in past noon and discovers his creepy morning routines.
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This video is a gateway drug into Jordan Schlansky Saga.
Tayna Weher yes it is 😂😂
For me it is the end coz ive seen all the others already
Yes yes yes 😂👌
Just joined today these are hilarious
Yeap, I've seen all of them, and I keep Jonesing for more.
”My lack of awareness of the time is not responsible for the hour that I arrive in the office”
Mirk Jerken best line ever
They need to make a movie and have a douchie character inspired by this guy with this guys lines
I should use this in school
Low key sick line, lol
Low key a bar
"I've been experimenting with oats and whey" is one of the funniest lines ever uttered on this show
Maybe he was curious...
Hilarious that he goes into so much detail
Sounds like Patrick Bateman haha
But did you know that he prepares his body in various ways?
Very few people noticed he emphasizes "immediately" as if he quite literally immediately as he wakes up reaches to his side and drinks a prepared shake!
3:11 *Jordan showing his card like it's FBI badge had me rolling* 😂
😂 it’s straight from an FBI movie
Bond. James Bond
Could u tell me what the had me rolling expression is please?
@@santibarbarulo7446laughing hard is what it means
@@georgecampbell349Schlansky. Jordan Schlansky.
"Remove your shirt. What part of your body did you shave?"
"My face."
"What about down south?"
"That's private."
"But you just took off your shirt"
@@seanA416
You don't need to quote the entire thing.
"I'm just asking if you shave your John Dory, do you?
@@FriendlyCroock you're part of the problem
I hug fully clothed grandmas
He got him with that “I’ve worked for a living”😂
that is such a good roast, i love that 😂
In the 19th century
So glad I am unemployed.
@@user-xs3og8us3d lol u wont when u out on the streets
@@NealNot you must be fun at parties
Conan: “you’re not making eye contact with me”
Jordan: WHY WOULD I?
I think he avoids eye contact with Conan When he's on the verge of cracking up.
Unlike Ellen, Conan invites eye contact from his employees
@@glp046 Or he's just super introverted. I hate eye contact. It's useless to me.
@@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 me too
@@joyandpeacefullaughter5307 Well, he's acting, but you should get over that because it's not a good look in job interviews, etc. (no pun intended)
The cocktail of giddiness, amazement and murderous rage on Conan's face when he realizes the gold mine of comedy he has discovered right under his nose is the most underrated part of this video.
Sorry, but you're just reading too much into it. Conan didn't discover anything here, he had been doing Jordan remotes even back in New York.
@@hellterminator Every segment he does with Jordan is like that though, that's why every segment is an escalation
"you've studied humans on our planet for a while"
@@exorbitantmango200 reply*
Well, he's half Vulcan and Half Italian
His true boss is mark zucc, and we all know it
@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n you made that guy delete his comment 😂
6:56 "You're not making eye contact with me."
"Why would I?"
This man has a lot of experience with interrogations...
omg didn't notice that, thanks lol
It's part of his various roles and responsibilities
@@Tyler-eq6hp various...lol
420 basically abusing him? Yeesh. Get a boss.
@@danieldmyers work alone. Thats better
This is an all-time classic! 9 years later and I still revisit this piece of art from time to time!!
Same ❤
Me too. love that personal espresso machine bit n the free food
"You know how I knew it was the centre.... I've worked for a living" classic 🤣🤣😂😂
Same ♥
Same here!
4:57 "I prepared my body in various ways"
the words hit my brain that is my best words what I had ever heard... Jorden you re genius
It totally applies to us all though. It can mean anything from eating breakfast to washing hands, or exercising. "Various" really is a magical word.
your words hurt my brain reading this comment
@@jAYROCCS1x various words
Isn't that a quote from American Psycho?
Such a funny way of putting it. I also love that he has to include the fact that he’s been experimenting with oats and whey
"Then I prepared my body in various ways" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Who talks like that?
@@willarduswonkituss305 Im dying
i'm gonna be borrowing that quote from now on.
Everything he does is various.
PATRICK BATEMAN!
Meanwhile, Sona just finished four seasons of Friends
She prepared her mind in various ways. Watched "Friends"...."Gigolos"...
but she got to the office on time
@@ligregni but Jordan has various tasks and duties as an associate producer.
🤣🤣
@@ligregni uh yeah, you gotta start your series marathons early
“You put the time card in the middle. Do you know how I know? I’ve worked for a living.”
Conan throwing shade at Jordan is the best.
"I prepare my body in various ways" is iconic at this point
“I’ve worked for a living”. That was savage!
txmoney That was glorious
txmoney
Jordan got murdered on that one
Even my mom in her 60s laughed at that.
It’s true as well, Conan got screwed a lot of times before and he always refused to give up and always come out on top
I've watched and laughed at this part so many times, which now makes me wonder .. I wonder what Jordan did for a living before Conan.
#toolazytowikisearch
“What do you think the human response would be ?” Hahah
"the"
@@alex_lomov what?
THEY ARE LEARNING, THE "JORDANS" ARE LEARNING!!!!
Who’s still watching this in 2024!?
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
"Ive been experimenting with oats and whey." Quite possibly my favorite line ever
Same
Why? I don't get it.
@@billbauer9795 Because it's delivered at such a funny time. Conan is trying to interrogate him about his tardiness and he responds with oddly specific details of his breakfast shake
"I've worked for a living" THE SHADE
Step 1: Fold ice pack until you hear a crunch sound
Step 2: Apply ice pack to affected burn area
Kvmilla 4
Kvmilla I don't get it
He didn't even do it correctly lol the sheet is to go sideways LOL
Kvmilla i
"is your intention to hang on to these or to give them to a worthy childrens charity?"
"undecided"
just sayin nearly 1k likes but no replies well heres mine
just sayin your profile picture is everything 😂😂
"to make sure that one of my workers is a real.. busy bee"
"buzz buzz"
just sayin v.
I just heard that as I was reading
Of all the Jordan skits, THIS one never gets old.....
Seriously this was the first one I saw and every time I watch it I die of laughter
It's certainly one of the most sincere, and is a great introductory video to those we are trying to introduce to the Conan + Jordan saga! The only thing more we could ever wish for is for these two to have met each other sooner! So much situational / conversational comedy gold! 💛
Conan will go down in history as the all time funniest talk show host in the history of television!
Absolutely!
Agree 💯
Conan is pretty funny, but definitely NOT one of the best ever.
@@alru5792 name 3 living talk show host that are better and name 3 dead talk show host better. Cause there’s only been maybe 20 relevant known talkshow host ever.
@@catdaddydonbrewer007 eric andre
"I Prepared my body in various ways" is the best quote ever.
And so useful in so very many possible situations!
lol that response will certainly stop any further questioning about being late
Jordan sounds like he walked into “To Catch a Predator”
this comment got me. Lmao
Would be funny if Chris Hansen was there...
‘Prepared my body in various ways’
Would you please have a seat
Hahahaha....LOL
The part when Conan says “You’re not making eye contact with me” and Jordan’s response is “Why would I?” always kills me
I swear I was depressed in early February and then I discovered and binge watch all of the Conan and Jordan videos and my depression lifted. I am being serious! Conan rocks!
Listen to his podcast and you will fully overcome depression 😇
Better than Prozac!
Hope you are doing well now
*feeling blue
Anyone else notice at 8:27 that Jordan’s office plaque says “One Cranky Fake Italian”??
Nice catch!!
also is that the 500 dollar espresso machine in the back? 4:10
Where??
@@MeMe-td1ye The sign right next to his head! Can be seen clearly if you pause at 8:29
@@jeremiahhyslip5803 in Italian??
Jordan Schlansky - The only person who could pull off being a nerd, a creep, a robot, and a douchebag all at the same time
Therefore I love him!
Hahaha, dead on.
And a cutieeee
wite faec 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"I've been experimenting with oats and whey"
"I prepared my body in various ways"
This is a great first episode of the Jordan Schlansky Saga
I think the character originated earlier, but good intro to the character nonetheless
Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.
And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:
And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.
Matthew 7:24-27 💙✨
Yeah, this is where you’re really gonna save ‘em lmao, in the comments section of a youtube video.
It's not the first episode, the first episodes were meeting Jordan, house hunting with Jordan, Conan and Jordan visits Italian restaurant, and coffee machine.
Who else is here rewatching these after finding out Conan is ending his late night show?
me
WHAT NO
so sad. I don't get why, other than them forcing him out, Im assuming because he wont' ago along with these late night 'hosts' agenda, aka Team Biden / Communism affiliates such as Kimmel, Seth, Colbert, etc..
12structures, he got another show on HBO, and HBO pays a hell of a lot more. Follow the money.
@@12structures I hope you make a friend one day
"Know how I know it was the center? Because I've worked for a living." I believe the mic has been dropped
ikr
Best part of the skit
That was one of those savage moments that you just don't cross. Lol
The Son of Muta that part killed me ha!
except that he didn't tell him he had to punch it sideways. so im not sure hes ever used one
He looks like the kind of guy who would try to avoid synthetic maltodextrin.
Most under rated comment on the internet yet.
Jay Weatherbee thank you 😂
😂
😂 😂 😂
You look like the type of person who actively takes synthetic maltodextrin.
6:55 Conan: "You're not making eye contact with me."
Jordan: "Why would I?"
"You've studied humans on our planet for awhile." Hilarious. Probably true too.
he just stands in his office, shirtless in front of his boss, with his hands in his pockets
Wearing a pair of sunglasses
While he explains how he prepares his body in various ways
In such a monotone voice ...
If that is not badassery, then I don't know what is.
@@geo865833 once i ate a whole sandwich in one bite
I am just discovering the miracle that is Jordan Schlansky. Binge witching what I've missed all these years
Wow same here lol
yeah same here
Same haha
Same here!
+Jasmin Khangura Same here
1:23 glad to see that Jordan fully relocated the espresso machine into his office 🤣
I come here twice a month to hear Jordon say "Then I prepared my body in various ways" 😂
They should put that line in the Dexter reboot.
"I watch them. They don't know I watch them. I prepare my body in various ways. I am the lamb, and the slaughter."
Jordon's probably the real life version of Dexter Morgan.
EXACTLY who he reminds me of!!
He's just a Vulcan!
THANK YOU!
He's just Hachiman in real life from OREGAIRU
Or the real version of Gilfoyle on Silicon Valley
*"I PREPARED MY BODY IN VARIOUS WAYS"*
Ellis Guerrero dude looks strong tho
Various
666th like
He always various ways and I laugh everytime he is funny 🤣😂🤣
I touch my body in various ways
I think Jordan legitimately has anxiety issues around Conan LOL the look of relief on his face when Conan finally walks away is priceless
I don't know why but whenever the exam period starts, I somehow end up on a Schlansky marathon
You're procrastinating. Watching Schlansky videos is what you do when dealing with stress. You've made a habit out of it. Cue, Craving, Response, Reward. Stress appears, wanting relief, watching videos, feeling good. If you want to pass the exams, you need to break the cycle. If you need more psychological analysis just reply with something 😂
@@Alex_1729 goddamn bruh, tell us more
One day Conan is going to go missing, and we will all know who did it.
Ha
And no one will tell
That day will be in June
We haven’t seen Jordan in awhile, maybe Conan killed him first.
But there will be no proof!
"In case he ever makes a friend"
Anthony Sclafani right XD
Anthony Sclafani i
Anthony Sclafani ii
Iiii-ronic
That's what he said
"You're not making eye contact with me."
"Why would I?"
😂
This’ll be 10 years old next month. Time flies when on a Conan/Jordan Schanlsky binge fest.
Judge: you're still looking at 6 years
6ix9ine: do you know what Jordan does on Friday’s?
10/10
I'm ded
Youre
You're
You're
8:29 the sign to his office says "Jordan Schlansky One Cranky Fake Italian"
Omg, I never noticed! 🤣🤣🤣
OMG I never noticed ...
He ride a vespa, drink expresso, has olive oil and pepper in his office that is very Italian
@@LonesomeBossDaily he used to ride a vespa
@@prolly537 what happened
Knowing that this is not scripted you have to appreciate how well Jordan depleted Conans attacks in the first 3 minutes. He actually went boss mode all the way, from throwing his jacket into the trash pile to preparing his body in various ways and keeping his shades on after arriving at work at 1 PM, then making Conan thirsty by taking his shirt of while calmly disclaiming "I only shaved my face". Jordan is the man.
It's semi scripted.
@@user-qn9tm8yp5bin a reddit AMA Schlansky confirmed the Espresso remote and some others werent scripted, I’d bet a lot of the milder office prank skits like this are unscripted.
I dont know how Jordan is in real life, but the way he portrays himself in Conan's show to me just looks and sounds like someone who hasnt come out or even to terms with their asperger/alexithymia. I never realized his traits being ASD back then but now in hindsight it's painfully obvious.
Ten years and this is still comedy gold😂
The blank, lifeless look on his face along with his monotone speaking absolutely kills me every time. I’ve only recently found this vids and they’re pure gold.
I love when Conan goes out on "field trips" and drags Jordan with him. They're the modern day version of Stan & Ollie! 😁
Probably Xanax or oxys
@@gikgik4254 5 years in a good improv theater
Blessed is the man that trusteth in the Lord,
and whose hope the Lord is.
For he shall be as a tree planted by the waters,
and that spreadeth out her roots by the river,
and shall not see when heat cometh,
but her leaf shall be green;
and shall not be careful in the year of drought,
neither shall cease from yielding fruit.
Jeremiah 17:7-8 💙✨
@@mahalalel27 that has absolutely nothing to do with my three year old comment.
How a human would say , "got ready"?
"Prepared my body in various ways"
Nailed it 👍
Yeah, he's cheating.
"I prepare my body in various ways" he says that so creepily yet funnily at the same time. Pure gold.
I love how conan laughs his ass off when jordan says "ive been experimenting with oats and whey"
This man is a vulcan. There is a starship somewhere missing its science officer.
Lmfao!!!
Evan Reeves "...without taking up an inordinate amount of desk space." = Yeah, Vulcan makes sense.
He's the human version of Spock.
I definitely get a Tuvok vibe from him.
Apparently, it's an act, but he is only exxagerating his actual self.
I just noticed that Jordan is wearing a Google t-shirt in this video. Proof that he is late to work on Fridays because he has to go to a Google lab first for his weekly recalibration?
Will you explain that please?
@@rosieej5267 the butt of the joke is that Jordan isn't human, but a prototype robot, who needs to be recalibrated to fool the regular humans.
Yeah I think your right. Jordon must be a robot because he’s emotionless, stubborn, stiff and a creep. Elon Musk may be a robot too
@@szepi79 It looks like Rosiee J is also going to get recalibrated...
Clearly they have work to do if a freshly calibrated Jordan acts like that.
Jordan could honestly be The Office James Bond if that makes sense lmao… the physique, clear familiarity with being interrogated, articulation and vaguely European vibe… 10/10
I re-watch this clip once every few months and it never fails to make me happy.
anyone notice that the coffee maker is now in his room lol
Yasss hahaha
It looked like it was in the hall.
+FrankieBeans it's still in the hall. you can see it as jordan walks in. that is another one
+BabyBillo Excellent catch there, I didn't notice. I think it's hilarious that he bought another one!
+FrankieBeans thats a printer you idiots, do you know what a printer is?
Conan is hands down the funniest late night host. He’s actually a comedy genius. He even wrote a lot of the golden era simpsons episodes
Wow, I had to look this up to confirm. I never knew that! Now I like Conan even more!!
Lukas ANDY RICHTER IS WAY FUNNIER THAN CONAN.
His IQ is apparently very high
what episodes¿¿??? i want to know
@@futuropasado You'd have to look it up , but apparently he ended up very influential on The Simpsons. From what I have read , Conan was the main motivator for taking the show from a boring animated sitcom ( which it was , early on ) to a more interesting kinda crazy version with strange episodes. I think people point to the Monorail episode as being when that shift started to take place.
It’s been ten years since I saw this video and the phrase “I prepared my body in various ways” still sends me into the stratosphere every time I hear it
I always come back to these videos of Conan terrorizing Jordan every couple of years just to have a good laugh
3:29 Love how Jordan casually throws his jacket at his pile of crap
We don’t see it, but there’s actually an open couch behind the boxes lmao.
"Then, I prepared my body in various ways."
LMFAO
Love your profile pic
fdr shah
Jordan is to Conan what Karl Pilkington is to Ricky Gervais. Sure, there's an element of theatre, but fundamentally, we're talking about a megastar seeing something special in a person they work with, sharing that interest with the world, and ultimately becoming good mates.
There's millions of people, who have little idiosyncrasies that just keep you entertained. Not like a clown, or the butt of the joke, but because you can see yourself relating to them and all their weirdness.
5:37 all the ladies watching gone absolutely hysterical here
and roughly 15 percent of the men
3:07
the funny thing is, u expect him in the car, and then he comes in his scooter 😂🤣🛵
As he thinks a stereotypical italian does.
😂
@@user-cn4se7ui6j lmao
he's driving a Vespa which is the quintessential Italian scooter. And fun fact: many Italians, rich or poor, do drive to their workplace on vespas
@@amoreazione3563 damn he’s obsessed with italians
I can't believe this isn't scripted...pure gold
Jordan is a character but nothing is predefined. It 's half true
+Po Tato
I personally think that that's the only way to really make a conversation sound natural - most movies have a very distinct "acting feel" to them since the actors have to follow scripts, and it will typically sound a lot more natural if you let the actors improvise their lines.
It may be less practical, but it will feel more genuine and "real".
Just search *Jordan Schlasky Breaking Character*
_It's just that he is playing a Role of a Weird Human. But in reality he also is just a Simple guy who laughs at Conan's Jokes. But don't watch the video or you might not feel the Humour in these videos anymore_
@@francescomarialeo To think this isn't scripted is a lie to yourself and your own dignity.
I personally believe it’s not scripted, and that Jordan wasn’t notified about Conan’s visit to his office. Here’s why:
1) Jordan spoke with a normal tone at the beginning, “ Feels like an acceptable reaction to me”. The “ to me “ part is a bit highly tuned, which implied a plea of guilty.
2) Jordan seemed rather surprised when he realised there’s a camera crew in there.
4:04 So none of us had any knowledge of what Jordan's "various duties" as associate producer of the show were. But in this moment, a prepared list of Jordan's daily tasks had been sitting right in front of Conan the entire time he was waiting for Schlansky to arrive, and he let it go unnoticed. For shame, Conan.
I would like to know what his tasks were too.
It may have been somewhat obliterated when the lotion got squirted on it
The man is trying so hard not to break character
*It's hilarious*
It's not a character, that's just an exaggerated version of him, it's not scripted nor a character therefore he doesn't ''break it''
I've worked for a living...absolutely killed me how he destroyed him in 5 words 😂😂
I didn't get it. Could you please explain it to me?
@@peaceduke1 Conan is stating that he used to work a 9 to 5 job in which he is pay by the hour and up to 40 hours a week. People would clock in using those time cards back in the day, then clock out when there shift is done. Those who are paid salary don't have the luxury of having a "fixed" time to work and generally work for more than 40 hours getting paid the same salary regardless how long they have worked for that week.
In Jordan's case. He makes the joke because it is assume that Jordan never gotten paid hourly in his life, instead is paid a salary.
edit: On top of that, salary pay is normally given to upper position like management.
That's more like four words and a letter
He still didn't use the punch clock correctly. You know how I knew....
Conan probably worked a real job for a few months now claims to have "worked for a living" so he doesn't alienate his viewers being a millionaire... Rich people are always downplaying their status to appease their working slob viewers.
I thought it was Jordan in the black car, but then I saw the red scooter 😂😂😂😂😂
@Drew's Corner - Drew C. Ryan n
All of Conan’s remotes are fcking hilarious. Really cured my depression!
Jordan almost broke character at 6:05 lol
"In terms of talking about my daily grooming rituals" 🤣🤣🤣
the way his voice faltered just proves it was an unscripted line cause it made him uncomfortable answering and continuing the topic
Conan: okay jordan, no matter what you do, you're gonna keep your job, BUT i get to make fun of you publicly in front of millions of people.
Jordan: I accept this pact as a form of intellectual rebellion.
😂😂
Whoa!
H
I'm sure his paygrade went up.
HAHAHAHAHA I just looked at the Jordan's Wikipedia page and it says that he performs "various tasks" for Conan😂
Matt Schumacher omg
I SAW THAT TOO LMAO
Bf a hahahaha... That was funny ...
Matt Schumacher 😆
lol xD
No matter how many times you watch Jordan remotes it still remains funny
At 6:43 Conan avoided a huge issue by not saying anything about Jordan being married, you can see him pause for a little as if he thought about it. Sign of a smart comedian
Why would it be a huge issue?
jordan almost cracked at the body shaving part
Lmao true
exactly, no matter how many times Conan says he is real it is clear he plays a character...
+Fisho D yea if Jordan isnt real .well what a great actor!! cause i would be laughing throught the whole video😂
+Fisho D Aaron debunked this in StreamCoco. Jordan is a real lol
timmy timson consider that conan said wikibear is totally real, and a lot of other things. I think schlansky is real though, there are weird people.
Is no one gonna comment that Jordan is amazingly fit for a guy in his 40s?
That's what you get when you experiment with oats and whey
not sure if amazing is the word. dude just takes care himself.
@@Smurffitness Having a sixpack and virtually no fat on your body in your 40s is an amazing achievement. I bet you that only 1% of people in their 40s have a body like that.
Or maybe you're just a mess
@@davecolvin7969 I bet Jordan's way fitter than you
He almost broke character when he said "experimenting with oats and whey" XD
This clip, along with all the other Jordan ones, will never get old
"I prepare my body in various ways" im using that sentece before going out for now on lol
i see your icon and what i say is
papa bless
You deserve a sodi pop
I bet Jordan Schlansky watched the same, "How To Be Normal: For Beginners" video that Spongebob watched.
haha xD
***** Hi how are ya :)
David Romero Wonderful weather we're having.
Lmfao
lmao! hi. how are you? pleasant weather we're having.
It's just plain crazy how we're coming back to this on the regular.
Well it's where it all started, this Schlansky series
@@Alex_1729 There are much older ones as well. but, this is just timeless ;) pun intended
Having a boss like Conan is a blessing in itself. If you have him as a friend, that is a treasure.
I'm supposed to be studying for a midterm right now but I can't stop watching Conan vids lol.
Duwang Is Unbreakable me too I can't stop watching these videos
me too
Duwang Is Unbreakable me aF
Duwang Is Unbreakable same but finals
finals tomorrow and I can't stop watching :(
I don't know if Jordan is an actual person or a character... but he's great.
mix
I believe it's just an exaggerated version of himself
mhm izme I think he said so in a Reddit AMA
Edit: I'll copy an paste the question and his response here:
"Is your on-air personality similar to your actual personality? If so, don't you realize how you come off, and that the reason we think you're hilarious is not because of your culinary / fasion / etc. bravado?"
"Yes to both. -JS"
@mhm izme Jesus Christ, why do you keep replying to each comment. These comments are all from months ago.
@mhm izme shhh
Jordan ahead of his time- he was experimenting with oats 7 years ago! Didn’t have oat milk until just recently the past couple years lmaooo
4:48 You studied humans on our planet for a while. LOL
jordan is the unsung hero of the internet
Who will detonate the bomb.
8:28 The sign is hillarious
+The Golden Bee dint catch that thank you
+The Golden Bee Does that mean it's staged?
No, it means that the Team Coco staff are hilarious.
“I’ve been experimenting with oats and whey” my favorite Jordan quote of all time
2:08 espresso machine right in his room right there
Immediately after Jordan says "I prepare my body in various ways" I literally paused the video, laughed, and said out loud "this isn't scripted?"
Then I resume the video and Conan says "I want to tell the audience this isn't scripted. This is really happening" hahaha
What does it mean? Prepare my body in various ways
@@namaloompakistani1768 It could mean like how some people use olive oil before a sex session,
going swimming,
to the spa.
Different scenarios where you could just assume funny things.
brush your teeth, use the bathroom, put on deodorant does anyone have common sense
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@platinumpineapple9943 Yeah we understand what he meant, but nobody calls mourning routine "preparing your body in various ways" 😆
“”Why would you have two?” One to open, and one to never touch as investment collectible. Makes total sense!
One to rock, one to stock
Riiiiight. One to play with the other to keep girls away
Any collector knows you get two
I did *not* know that, Dianna, though in retrospect it makes perfect sense.
This is Golden age stuff. The whole Sona, Jordan thing. The trips abroad. Conan is one of the greats.
Conan and Jordan is my internal dialogue everyday. I love this video. I could watch a thousand episodes of these two interacting