Jay Larson - Gorilla in the Morning Contest - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored

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  • @boogityhoo
    @boogityhoo 6 років тому +281

    It's genuinely nice that lady actually gave him his half of the money. Absolutely amazing and would never happen now-a-days.

    • @TrevorPhillips2024
      @TrevorPhillips2024 4 роки тому +14

      Boogity Hoo small town. Middle aged woman who only got the money because she helped him win it and he only won cause she helped him cheat. 50/50

    • @FLnative13thGen
      @FLnative13thGen Рік тому

      Money? What money, is 2023.

  • @ninjabuck2576
    @ninjabuck2576 8 років тому +272

    DAMN! I was hoping there would be an AMAZING tie back into the first story.

    • @justinaawilliams
      @justinaawilliams 8 років тому +12

      Right!? Bummer.

    • @adamstitt2812
      @adamstitt2812 8 років тому +3

      ya...it was lame, plus the comics know the deal...come w the epic shit right.. shows the lack of epic in the comedy world if ur a follower

    • @Potentialaj
      @Potentialaj 6 років тому +3

      Bernard Buckholtz ikr!! Like wtf??!!! I still laughed my ass of though

  • @yourgirlkate2482
    @yourgirlkate2482 9 років тому +120

    picturing him calling his boy up first thing, money still in hand like "be ready with the car running, we're going to Mah-shalls" just cracks me up
    i can't

    • @jamesgannon5875
      @jamesgannon5875 7 років тому

      I need to take you on a date. plane tickets accomodations & dinner.

  • @jaadonde90
    @jaadonde90 8 років тому +706

    Sounds like Bruce!

    • @jakezonis17
      @jakezonis17 8 років тому +41

      so where we at with the budget?

    • @sfincione2000
      @sfincione2000 8 років тому +15

      HAHAH! Deep reference bro! =)

    • @SlippinJimmy4Life
      @SlippinJimmy4Life 8 років тому +33

      So where we at with the budget?

    • @hannahanthony3639
      @hannahanthony3639 8 років тому +10

      Like I'm backing down from Janelle and Marie...Fuck the Crabfeast! 5 stars

    • @J.S.R.12
      @J.S.R.12 6 років тому +4

      That's always the first joke I think of when I hear his name

  • @dylanjones1990
    @dylanjones1990 10 років тому +286

    This one was really entertaining, dude's a good story teller.

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 років тому +9

      ParicidicTV SOUNDS LIKE BRUCE!!!

    • @atownlefttrain
      @atownlefttrain 9 років тому +6

      That really is the art of story telling, he takes you on a journey, and by the end, you feel like you've really gone back in time with him.

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 9 років тому +1

      Phyoomz makes sense, doesn't sound like Larry.

    • @siestaface
      @siestaface 9 років тому +9

      Phyoomz and definitely doesn't sound like Jennifer, and we don't know who she is

    • @Phyoomz
      @Phyoomz 9 років тому +1

      ZENPOOL lol

  • @khaosdagger2145
    @khaosdagger2145 8 років тому +418

    I know it's been a while, but um, where we at on that budget?

    • @Lucky7_7_7-L
      @Lucky7_7_7-L 6 років тому +9

      Kenny Trabert hey look i know its been even longer, but um, where we at on that budget?

    • @silver03ga
      @silver03ga 6 років тому +15

      That story from Jay is probably the best prank phone call I have ever heard!

    • @o0LoveLove0o
      @o0LoveLove0o 6 років тому +2

      💋

    • @2toczek3
      @2toczek3 5 років тому +3

      I know its been a while,but um, SOUNDS LIKE BURCE!

    • @raviothethief8292
      @raviothethief8292 5 років тому +2

      FT how are we doing on that budget

  • @gnosis6203
    @gnosis6203 8 років тому +198

    if you close your eyes, you can hear Mark Wahlberg through the entire video

    • @psychdancer0426
      @psychdancer0426 6 років тому +1

      Andrew Caden yea right ! I think of that movie he’s with Will Ferrell

    • @catchgenerics8667
      @catchgenerics8667 5 років тому +1

      Holy shit

    • @moreton77mansley24
      @moreton77mansley24 5 років тому +1

      A fat Jimmy Fallon doing Mark Wahlberg.

    • @Cmagic678
      @Cmagic678 5 років тому

      @@catchgenerics8667 The Other Guys

    • @sibylsaint
      @sibylsaint 5 років тому +1

      The entiah video.

  • @mattevanswastaken
    @mattevanswastaken 10 років тому +93

    Great story, Jay is a incredible storyteller, he set the stage perfect. These are stories not just jokes, don't expect one big punchline at the very end of every story.

    • @melaniekaweck3433
      @melaniekaweck3433 6 років тому

      Matt Evans fuck the crab feast best podcast ever

    • @tdhills
      @tdhills 5 років тому +1

      The only reason why people are expecting a big punch line at the end of the story is because - as a result of his timing, pacing and voice inflections - he built it up as if there were a big punch line at the end of the story. Not to mention, the minor jokes were really not funny. I would have to rewind the entire video to pinpoint when it was that he told a joke.

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 7 років тому +467

    Am I the only one who feels genuinely let down that the "pre-story" had absolutely nothing to do with the main story? WTH?

    • @RickPlems65
      @RickPlems65 5 років тому +28

      Sychonut dude I literately rewound it thinking I missed that somewhere. What a let down.

    • @BeeLZBeeb
      @BeeLZBeeb 5 років тому

      I skip the spoilers

    • @kathyvictoria6059
      @kathyvictoria6059 5 років тому +27

      Sychonut I think he was just telling us the best high school summers he had. Bc the boy band was the summer going into grade 9 and the radio contest was the summer going into grade 10.

    • @FrancisMasaba1
      @FrancisMasaba1 5 років тому +11

      Na I think this is a case of him just over-telling the first part of the story, maybe to fill up the time, because he knew the second one would only take up like 7 minutes or w.e. I think the first story does tie into the second story, because it gives us the context for where he was going when the gorilla in the morning van intercepts him. He was going back to Hampton Beach. Knowimsayin

    • @wrarmatei
      @wrarmatei 4 роки тому +2

      Besides what Kathy points out, Story "A" establishes the setting/context because it was easy to get away with shit in the 90s...when people didn't have the internet in their pockets, plus the girl suspecting shenanigans, but not caring shows runs through story "B"...local boy blatantly colludes with passerby to win contest, blatantly lies when asked about it, admits it to everyone's irritation minutes after and is even too young for contest, so they use the passerby *that helped him cheat* put her info on the release forms instead...
      like, damn, kids...age of retard presidents for sure.

  • @TanakaJulian
    @TanakaJulian 10 років тому +32

    This is the only positive story I can remember from this series.

  • @erinn2101
    @erinn2101 5 років тому +5

    Haha nice change of pace from the stories about crazy misadventures on hard drugs or shootouts. Those stories are definitely a trip, but a "wholesome" story from time to time is nice. :)

  • @MichaelLasotaMusic
    @MichaelLasotaMusic Рік тому +2

    I wish they'd bring this series back.

  • @Kendo47Wowgeek
    @Kendo47Wowgeek 10 років тому +82

    What was the connection between the first bit and the main story?

    • @JordanReedYT
      @JordanReedYT 10 років тому +12

      To relay his mindset and attitude about the new school year.

    • @JosephPbuckleyNorthAmerican
      @JosephPbuckleyNorthAmerican 9 років тому +2

      *****
      Nice u Monitor, ur stuff

    • @zEndersShadowz
      @zEndersShadowz 9 років тому

      TheWell FedBeggar They tell multiple stories, and keep the ones they like better for the show on comedy central.

    • @StandWatie1862
      @StandWatie1862 9 років тому +2

      Jeffrey Dahmer its you're dummy. I can deal with you eating people but a man has to draw the line somewhere.

    • @TheyForcedMyHandLE
      @TheyForcedMyHandLE 9 років тому +4

      TheWell FedBeggar He had to explain why he just so happened to be walking through downtown in the morning...to catch a ride to where? You guessed it. Hampton Beach!

  • @justinewhitaker119
    @justinewhitaker119 5 років тому +6

    His accent makes me feel at home 💙

  • @leejganderson7827
    @leejganderson7827 4 роки тому +2

    Hello from NEW HAMPSHIRE AND MAINE ....YES ..GOOD Ol' Marshalls!!!
    🌅💗😉💗😉💗😉💗😉💗😉🌄

  • @jillfrazier1167
    @jillfrazier1167 5 років тому +2

    Im from Hampton beach ♡♡♡ wicked funny. Love this story.

    • @thebaddestlarry9424
      @thebaddestlarry9424 4 роки тому +1

      Lol I'm from southern NH and used to get so pumped when we would take trips to hampton when I was a kid. Later on me and my friends would just go there to party for the weekend. Last time I went I got so wasted i passed out on the beach and my friends drew penises on my stomach with sunscreen lol.

  • @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV
    @RareVideosByJavierVargasTV 10 років тому +17

    He looks so fucking different without a beard

  • @christina3478
    @christina3478 6 років тому +8

    Oh wow this was good... my heart was actually racing I was getting so nervous for him hahah. At the edge of my seat even up until Marshall’s 😹

  • @StillTruee
    @StillTruee 10 років тому +190

    Idk what it is about dudes from the east coast, but they're just naturally funnier. These story's weren't amazing, but he has the attitude to make them funnier.

    • @kevinfarrell9304
      @kevinfarrell9304 8 років тому +1

      +StillTruee 100% agree, its just something in the way they carry themselves

    • @ninfected
      @ninfected 7 років тому +4

      Just stop taking fucking weed and mushrooms, west coast.
      Try coke instead!

    • @woundedsanity
      @woundedsanity 7 років тому +1

      everything in its time lol

    • @MikeJones-lf4bl
      @MikeJones-lf4bl 6 років тому

      Coming from Boston i can say its easier to be an asshole and just say whats on your mind when you have a bunch of similar people around you... I went from being kind of a nice person to not really giving a shit and just doing what i do without worrying... and its not all people but typically people with an east coast accent you can count on for good stories because those are the people they are around!

    • @michaeltorrisi7289
      @michaeltorrisi7289 4 роки тому

      You know, fairly boring stories. I mean, not "watching paint dry" boring, but you've got to have some better stories than that as a comedian...

  • @camarowland4
    @camarowland4 10 років тому +3

    Jay Lahson reminds me of my friends aunt: "We wuh smugglin Newpoats and the cherry toppahs pulled us ovah. We wuh wicked scauhd" they even kind of look the same. lol gotta love that accent.

  • @ItzHarley
    @ItzHarley 6 років тому +8

    Now the cast of 'It's always sunny in Philadelphia' is singing Boys II men in my head.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      badly ... in the back of a limo ... to girls who know they're BSing.. but are somehow still there.

  • @trolltocol9oseven729
    @trolltocol9oseven729 2 роки тому +1

    “That’s like 42 million dollars” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 breh!

  • @skyboundzoo7529
    @skyboundzoo7529 7 років тому +1

    Mans is such a great story teller !!!!

  • @hastii36
    @hastii36 3 роки тому +1

    He is such an excellent comedian!!👍👍👍

  • @blanked_out_chin
    @blanked_out_chin 10 років тому +103

    such build up with a little punch ending

  • @stoehr
    @stoehr 8 років тому +18

    Amazing storyteller!!! Hilarious.

  • @VincentDeBellis224
    @VincentDeBellis224 5 років тому +1

    This guy was AWESOME

  • @calebbenjamin6248
    @calebbenjamin6248 6 років тому +2

    $368 is like 17000 at Marshals 😂😂🤣🤣🤣 this is so true!

  • @LOUDsigh
    @LOUDsigh 6 років тому

    For the 1st time on TINH i was skeptical but JAY LARSON!!!!!!!! is still crushin it, yo! Def wishing he comes to fort wayne/indy/Chicago

  • @Keane_Davis
    @Keane_Davis 4 роки тому

    I love the east coast vibe. That was my whole childhood-high school.

  • @superkid12345
    @superkid12345 10 років тому +33

    This guy's hilarious

  • @KaleSchlegel
    @KaleSchlegel 4 роки тому

    Used to go to Hampton beach every year for like a decade.

  • @Cmoney860
    @Cmoney860 5 років тому

    He was on "fleek" in '88 son. And that yellow suede jacket.....mandatory!

  • @lauriejordan6530
    @lauriejordan6530 4 роки тому

    I'm from NH and grew up going to Hampton Beach. My family and I still make it a point to go a few times each summer... We play arcade games and get what we call "beach pizza" from Cristy's.

  • @Aryabloodyserious
    @Aryabloodyserious 9 років тому +34

    I feel like Ari's getting in way over his head with these intro's.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      saw what you did there

  • @thebaddestlarry9424
    @thebaddestlarry9424 4 роки тому

    Wow this is crazy hearing someone talk about hampton beach and kiss 108 that's really 107.9. I grew up in New hampshire and we almost never get shout outs!

  • @Userbts715
    @Userbts715 5 років тому

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Too much! Hits home lol

  • @averageconsumer6330
    @averageconsumer6330 3 роки тому

    I loved you in wrong number. Keep taking those wrong numbers bro! 🤣

  • @aubreypomrinkk
    @aubreypomrinkk 2 роки тому +1

    but where we at with the budget bruce?

  • @hannahgove-lewis9166
    @hannahgove-lewis9166 5 років тому

    His description of Hampton beach is spot on😂😂😂

  • @leezavazquez5771
    @leezavazquez5771 5 років тому +1

    Hey I go to Hampton all the time!!

  • @darkbael
    @darkbael 9 років тому +9

    The beginning looks like "Come to Daddy" by Aphex twins

    • @Fractured676
      @Fractured676 5 років тому

      Exactly my thought, was wondering if anyone was going to point that out.

  • @johnny7446
    @johnny7446 9 років тому +14

    This guy is a mixture between Dane Cook and Nick Swardson lol

  • @themarshmalloreo3929
    @themarshmalloreo3929 9 років тому +1

    Not as funny as his other ones but this still made me smile and laugh XD

  • @japaneseproctolgist
    @japaneseproctolgist 9 років тому

    I loved watching that guy who totally got his Sudden Impact joke. He was fucking dying haha.

  • @jessebrill145
    @jessebrill145 5 років тому +5

    People disappointed that a funny story had a good ending. 😂

  • @AARONARROW97
    @AARONARROW97 9 років тому

    That intro sequence alone warranted a like

  • @prestopasta_
    @prestopasta_ 4 роки тому

    Great storyteller

  • @DannyDemonic666
    @DannyDemonic666 8 років тому

    It's funny I did all this stuff since I grew up north of Boston. Kiss 108. Hampton beach, etc. sounds like my teenage years. Matty in the morning is still on I believe too. Kiss is good for pop music and they put on a big kiss concert in the summer.

  • @NEAR_Photo
    @NEAR_Photo 10 років тому +4

    Best story yet! Not just because I used to live in Stoneham or anything...

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 2 роки тому

    I love the way he says marshalls

  • @sergnb0
    @sergnb0 10 років тому

    What was that bit where his friends are doing the a capella harmony "dududu dara" song? I've heard it many times but I don't know where it came from.

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 10 років тому +2

    Love it.

  • @kyledickert87
    @kyledickert87 4 роки тому

    These clips are way better now that they get interrupted by an ad every other minute

  • @holstorrsceadus1990
    @holstorrsceadus1990 5 років тому +2

    This is very New England.

  • @jeremiahmendoza387
    @jeremiahmendoza387 5 років тому

    This guy vibes🤙🤙🤙

  • @codymonsoon4067
    @codymonsoon4067 8 років тому

    That dude at 2:08 in the audience knows EXACTLY where the joke is going

  • @linuxd
    @linuxd 3 роки тому

    I like this guy

  • @gunnerflash3544
    @gunnerflash3544 10 років тому +5

    More of a normal story this time lol those years were the best

  • @joecole7506
    @joecole7506 4 роки тому +1

    🔥🔥🔥 story

  • @joshgachette7728
    @joshgachette7728 5 років тому +1

    I love his accent

  • @sinenkoalexander
    @sinenkoalexander 9 років тому +2

    He sounds exactly like Marky Mark :)

  • @dannygibson6123
    @dannygibson6123 4 роки тому

    Good storytelling

  • @alecnewman6052
    @alecnewman6052 5 років тому +2

    Im so glad she actually gave you the money dude. especailly after you probably annoyed her for a good while til it came in. lol great story

  • @iceman7157
    @iceman7157 5 років тому

    Where I live we have a radio station called HOT1079 and the channel is 107.9 they just don't say the point. On the other side we have Rock104 but it's actually 103.9.

  • @jacksonomelaniec6513
    @jacksonomelaniec6513 10 років тому

    That guy was awesome

  • @DenysLazarenko
    @DenysLazarenko 9 років тому

    Jay Larson is great.
    Anyone, the name of this massive soundtrack? thanks

  • @papanoyoha
    @papanoyoha 2 роки тому

    legit on shrooms and been trying to figure whats wrong with the migets in the intros then i realiesed hahahahahah

  • @moosejuicepie2467
    @moosejuicepie2467 2 роки тому

    Hampton beach is a dive for sure haha

  • @Flixxies
    @Flixxies 9 років тому +1

    He needs a special for sure

  • @RadNat
    @RadNat 9 років тому

    You get it, Goatee

  • @draconariusking8328
    @draconariusking8328 3 роки тому

    Great story

  • @ronaldgoss6855
    @ronaldgoss6855 10 місяців тому

    A 14 year old buying school clothes was the funniest part to me.

  • @miguelj296
    @miguelj296 8 років тому +2

    is that alex syntek in the back?

  • @MapleBalls
    @MapleBalls 2 роки тому

    So what was the tie in with the limmo?

  • @SerenityReceiver
    @SerenityReceiver 10 років тому +6

    how are the stories related...?

  • @robhubbell1339
    @robhubbell1339 4 роки тому

    HEY, right at about 7:59 he actually blows out a ring of smoke while pretending to smoke, I realize that probably just means he's a smoker but it's interesting to see and easy to miss.

  • @jefersonvilaede
    @jefersonvilaede 9 років тому

    i fucking love these intros !!!!

  • @gdimitra01
    @gdimitra01 4 роки тому

    I was just in Stoneham! Kiss 108 sucks now lol

  • @Ingoivalde
    @Ingoivalde 9 років тому

    Natural story teller!

  • @brve_he4rt29
    @brve_he4rt29 3 роки тому

    Omygosh I was once dead serious thinking N*SYNC was comming to perform at my birthday ....from the loft(I told my friends this lmao) lol

  • @InteractiveIdea
    @InteractiveIdea 7 років тому

    Jay is good with stories...

  • @BinaryBard64
    @BinaryBard64 5 років тому +2

    We're goin to Marshall's XD

  • @Iamhallucinatingnow
    @Iamhallucinatingnow 4 роки тому

    Where we at with the budget??

  • @nicolopez6949
    @nicolopez6949 3 роки тому

    is david cross in the audience??

  • @paulduffy6305
    @paulduffy6305 6 років тому

    This is genus

  • @andrewwhite3346
    @andrewwhite3346 8 років тому +4

    all of the intros are different for every episode. great CGI, wonder if he does that cuz it that shit has to be expensive

  • @meanderingmike7640
    @meanderingmike7640 3 роки тому

    Yeah im definitely gunna have nightmares of the intro scene now

  • @DomR1997
    @DomR1997 7 років тому

    YES! HAMPTON BEACH! MY CHILDHOOD SUMMERS!

  • @ijaseflags8062
    @ijaseflags8062 5 років тому +1

    Good stuff, amazed he didn’t need to use cuss words.

  • @cdiggidy90
    @cdiggidy90 3 роки тому

    Need more Jay Larson

  • @RudeDudeVooDoo
    @RudeDudeVooDoo 9 років тому +4

    Dude in the crowd looks like Tom Hanks

  • @robertlance1494
    @robertlance1494 2 роки тому

    why are all the intros so messed up?

  • @teiganr8159
    @teiganr8159 7 років тому

    This guy!!!!

  • @makeshifthuman8008
    @makeshifthuman8008 3 роки тому +1

    1:04 to skip intro

  • @glectarful
    @glectarful 5 років тому

    Just had this guy at the Comedy Club i work at, he called me a wierdo

  • @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams
    @Sounds_to_Fuel_Dreams 8 років тому +2

    Great stories I just don't understand how they relate to each other...did I miss something?

    • @irishandirie
      @irishandirie 4 роки тому

      It was just the lead up to why he was walking down that street, that early in the morning. Long winded though it may be...

  • @Michael-nx4qi
    @Michael-nx4qi 7 років тому

    for some reason, that's a damn good story

  • @calebsargent6902
    @calebsargent6902 5 років тому

    Fucking fuck yeah glad to hear about NH on anything we get mistaken for the whole of new England as a state sometimes its hilarious

  • @DevonPalmer98
    @DevonPalmer98 10 років тому

    This guy is hilarious