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  • Опубліковано 25 бер 2018
  • Conan surprises fake Italian and real CONAN employee Jordan Schlansky with a trip to Italy. #ConanItaly premieres April 11th at 10/9c on TBS.
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  • @angeldoemer8263
    @angeldoemer8263 5 років тому +19206

    Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."

    • @mrblaoblao6981
      @mrblaoblao6981 4 роки тому +1261

      "...and don't forget to pack your Norelco Body Groomer"

    • @Liam-jy7yi
      @Liam-jy7yi 4 роки тому +635

      Enjoy that romantic moment alone

    • @marianoyuba3736
      @marianoyuba3736 4 роки тому +850

      Do not forget to prepare your body in various ways

    • @baldwinivofjerusalem47
      @baldwinivofjerusalem47 4 роки тому +184

      His wife is Emma aka Conan 😂

    • @shapes9495
      @shapes9495 4 роки тому +11

      Mariano Yuba damn you beat me to it

  • @CommentPoster10
    @CommentPoster10 3 роки тому +4628

    They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.

    • @Karlach_
      @Karlach_ Рік тому +2

      tru

    • @edibleapeman
      @edibleapeman Рік тому +66

      He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 11 місяців тому +8

      Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 11 місяців тому +7

      @@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.

    • @axelorsal9583
      @axelorsal9583 4 місяці тому +1

      Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.

  • @MrDrSnoop
    @MrDrSnoop 2 роки тому +3763

    As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.

    • @user-ol5bj4dm2v
      @user-ol5bj4dm2v 2 роки тому +31

      Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.

    • @exzardoz2851
      @exzardoz2851 2 роки тому +17

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v
      what's the problem if they like a specific culture

    • @isiahaf1359
      @isiahaf1359 Рік тому +14

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v are you just finding out about the word fake or something?

    • @JaxLittles
      @JaxLittles Рік тому +3

      @@user-ol5bj4dm2v uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid

    • @aididdat1749
      @aididdat1749 Рік тому +6

      @@JaxLittles a fake kid

  • @positronicreflex.
    @positronicreflex. 5 років тому +4604

    Conan: I paid that guy to kill you
    Jordan: I see

  • @ColinStachowski
    @ColinStachowski 4 роки тому +15403

    In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy:
    Dande
    Losicio
    Gabiando
    Lobodidi
    Savieradanda
    Montescendo
    Sitalita
    Gando
    Seciendo
    Silventendi
    Rondondandi
    Scontecunda
    Sanchatito
    Portava
    Sanchutti
    Baharanda
    Srototototo
    Rapudi
    Pota
    Chapatubidu
    Santantapata
    Rapacopa
    Shanda
    Pundo
    Panda
    Panta
    Pinda
    Pande
    Pu

    • @majoraxx2427
      @majoraxx2427 4 роки тому +786

      Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places

    • @ColinStachowski
      @ColinStachowski 4 роки тому +550

      @@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!

    • @enzyme6649
      @enzyme6649 4 роки тому +243

      This needs to have more likes

    • @adarshrai5827
      @adarshrai5827 4 роки тому +220

      Pinda pande pu is an amazing place

    • @mrfolgers4585
      @mrfolgers4585 4 роки тому +124

      Ha you said pu

  • @rajatmitra2661
    @rajatmitra2661 Рік тому +1007

    Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes,
    Laughs at his silence.
    LEGEND

    • @arduous222
      @arduous222 7 місяців тому +17

      But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?

    • @dragonsdynamite6403
      @dragonsdynamite6403 19 днів тому +1

      His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.

  • @richale2235
    @richale2235 3 роки тому +6229

    "I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-"
    "Nice watch, by the way."
    Conan is the best. 😂

  • @QRSC-fh2ob
    @QRSC-fh2ob 5 років тому +13262

    I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

    • @drkillinger6636
      @drkillinger6636 4 роки тому +45

      I love bacon 🥓

    • @celia-ov6rm
      @celia-ov6rm 4 роки тому +12

      True :)

    • @Gravydog316
      @Gravydog316 4 роки тому +67

      that's nice.
      so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.

    • @tristan7844
      @tristan7844 4 роки тому +5

      QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 роки тому +16

      That's the proper response to children

  • @gemgem24able
    @gemgem24able 6 років тому +7998

    wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!

    • @andreafranco5551
      @andreafranco5551 6 років тому +155

      gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange

    • @terry-zZ
      @terry-zZ 6 років тому +76

      but he does not know the right moment to use it

    • @Filipe1020
      @Filipe1020 6 років тому +42

      It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.

    • @whitehuayra
      @whitehuayra 6 років тому +29

      AI's come along way

    • @lichtishlogistics
      @lichtishlogistics 6 років тому +32

      I thought it was just malfunctioning.

  • @jcarlovitch
    @jcarlovitch Рік тому +956

    The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.

    • @apeters1285
      @apeters1285 Рік тому +63

      In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂

  • @comfortable.and.furious
    @comfortable.and.furious Рік тому +243

    The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary

  • @jojodeguzman1093
    @jojodeguzman1093 5 років тому +5588

    "It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁

    • @fastica
      @fastica 5 років тому +331

      Also known as couple without kids.

    • @zeeblue1220
      @zeeblue1220 4 роки тому +129

      She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.

    • @glo1005
      @glo1005 4 роки тому +13

      If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.

    • @911shan
      @911shan 4 роки тому +54

      Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol

    • @saeta
      @saeta 4 роки тому +9

      Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other

  • @chesh1re_cat
    @chesh1re_cat 6 років тому +4087

    Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell

    • @pietandersen6120
      @pietandersen6120 5 років тому +7

      CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.

    • @hamiltonatthedisco8823
      @hamiltonatthedisco8823 5 років тому +82

      @@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 5 років тому

      CheshireCat these are facts wi wi

    • @joshuafoley7014
      @joshuafoley7014 5 років тому

      Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability

    • @IamGibby
      @IamGibby 5 років тому +6

      I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.

  • @doctorsuave
    @doctorsuave 2 роки тому +945

    Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 роки тому +76

      Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.

    • @doctorsuave
      @doctorsuave 2 роки тому +13

      @@AD-eg9cw well put

    • @AD-eg9cw
      @AD-eg9cw 2 роки тому +7

      @@doctorsuave Thank you

    • @beastinthesky6774
      @beastinthesky6774 2 роки тому +39

      Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.

    • @mediocreman2
      @mediocreman2 2 роки тому

      Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.

  • @perfectbreakfast
    @perfectbreakfast 3 роки тому +495

    "that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time

    • @drunkensailor112
      @drunkensailor112 Рік тому +6

      Yes. It's 5-0 right there

    • @pablot-r9402
      @pablot-r9402 11 місяців тому +9

      Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.

    • @deanmacey3554
      @deanmacey3554 6 місяців тому +2

      Amazing moment 😂

  • @makismakiavelis5718
    @makismakiavelis5718 4 роки тому +3466

    5:16
    Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?

    • @rajarshibarman334
      @rajarshibarman334 4 роки тому +411

      Man, he has some of the best and quick wit reponses

    • @cooldebendra
      @cooldebendra 4 роки тому +17

      Isnt all this scripted?

    • @gucciskins382
      @gucciskins382 4 роки тому +253

      @@cooldebendra no

    • @faisal3398
      @faisal3398 4 роки тому +213

      @@cooldebendra no, Conan is just that good.

    • @mathori-133
      @mathori-133 4 роки тому +167

      20+ years of comedic experience

  • @Doitallgp
    @Doitallgp 4 роки тому +4006

    “My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“
    “is it for passing bad checks?“

    • @poopace
      @poopace 4 роки тому +12

      bag checks

    • @zachs652
      @zachs652 4 роки тому +31

      Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account

    • @d.s.parentsr6502
      @d.s.parentsr6502 4 роки тому +5

      @Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed.
      [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]

    • @Gobbbbb
      @Gobbbbb 3 роки тому +15

      Why can no one spell cheque?

    • @jennibudde8358
      @jennibudde8358 3 роки тому +1

      @Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business

  • @RobotMetalhead
    @RobotMetalhead 2 роки тому +360

    I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.

  • @kisubags437
    @kisubags437 3 роки тому +70

    “That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.

  • @stephencodekas3745
    @stephencodekas3745 5 років тому +7373

    they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.

    • @_birdie
      @_birdie 5 років тому +255

      Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆

    • @shortaybrown
      @shortaybrown 5 років тому +328

      PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?

    • @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq
      @AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq 5 років тому +37

      @@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience !
      Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !

    • @johnlabute6051
      @johnlabute6051 5 років тому +55

      Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.

    • @omaraftab7131
      @omaraftab7131 5 років тому +26

      John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”

  • @berimbolo2947
    @berimbolo2947 5 років тому +4241

    Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.

    • @shaiknawazofficial4185
      @shaiknawazofficial4185 4 роки тому +197

      He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.

    • @Alisha-pv1kb
      @Alisha-pv1kb 4 роки тому +39

      lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist

    • @Kokoism
      @Kokoism 4 роки тому +5

      Tj Hewitt why is that sad?

    • @lozzylane31
      @lozzylane31 4 роки тому +1

      Time stamp pls.

    • @diegobrando1600
      @diegobrando1600 4 роки тому +7

      @@lozzylane31 6:28

  • @MusicMike512
    @MusicMike512 10 місяців тому +21

    5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch

  • @ethanporto1745
    @ethanporto1745 2 роки тому +626

    “You’re not going to tell your wife?”
    “I’m all set”
    As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂

    • @Anthony-zt1zs
      @Anthony-zt1zs Рік тому +3

      😂 😂

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin Рік тому

      He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.

    • @ethanporto1745
      @ethanporto1745 Рік тому +7

      @@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.

    • @ratlakmin
      @ratlakmin Рік тому +2

      @@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.

    • @ahmed.abdelaleem
      @ahmed.abdelaleem 8 місяців тому +4

      ​@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol

  • @schec1015
    @schec1015 4 роки тому +3482

    "I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me

    • @nickz5849
      @nickz5849 4 роки тому +50

      I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao

    • @jackielynne76exaxtly86
      @jackielynne76exaxtly86 4 роки тому +9

      schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan

    • @soulpenguin
      @soulpenguin 4 роки тому +45

      "Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS
      Heard him say that no joke

    • @grzyruth9205
      @grzyruth9205 4 роки тому +1

      I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved

    • @Memorex996
      @Memorex996 4 роки тому +2

      "I have various logistical tasks"

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 6 років тому +4469

    Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.

    • @GuidelineSalt
      @GuidelineSalt 6 років тому +273

      KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.

    • @finalmasquerade
      @finalmasquerade 6 років тому +31

      Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol

    • @AV-gz1bu
      @AV-gz1bu 6 років тому +24

      I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 6 років тому +4

      He did laugh in the councelling show

    • @alicialaili
      @alicialaili 5 років тому

      KingOfMadCows a-l

  • @dylanzukosky8656
    @dylanzukosky8656 2 роки тому +50

    I’m just here rewatching all the old videos after his final episode 😢

  • @mjn245
    @mjn245 Рік тому +45

    Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.

  • @luwado
    @luwado 6 років тому +4396

    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED
    HE LAUGHED

    • @hoaxlayer
      @hoaxlayer 6 років тому +352

      He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.

    • @raburto8984
      @raburto8984 6 років тому +1

      Luqman Wadood lul

    • @daslynnter9841
      @daslynnter9841 6 років тому +30

      First time he broke character!

    • @thecoolclonedude2
      @thecoolclonedude2 6 років тому +14

      Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones

    • @KarinaCastilloPurple
      @KarinaCastilloPurple 6 років тому +5

      +Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD

  • @Jelly-ij2pw
    @Jelly-ij2pw 4 роки тому +5548

    He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire

    • @danepotmo2513
      @danepotmo2513 4 роки тому +524

      That's how babies are made

    • @AfricanAnimeLoverAMV
      @AfricanAnimeLoverAMV 4 роки тому +299

      Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised

    • @andrewt6338
      @andrewt6338 4 роки тому +75

      Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.

    • @simple_networks
      @simple_networks 4 роки тому +161

      D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing

    • @shobhit1997
      @shobhit1997 4 роки тому +310

      I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured

  • @raccoon3271
    @raccoon3271 2 роки тому +63

    Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.

  • @baderaldhaian5520
    @baderaldhaian5520 3 роки тому +41

    “Remember when this was on the cover of douche weekly?!” That was impossible 🤣

  • @acmills347
    @acmills347 5 років тому +2271

    "TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"

  • @Polo-rp9hk
    @Polo-rp9hk 5 років тому +2666

    1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD

    • @Shane-ju7op
      @Shane-ju7op 5 років тому +64

      Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.

    • @Nightowl333
      @Nightowl333 5 років тому +21

      That’s my favorite part lol

    • @12shivansh
      @12shivansh 5 років тому +16

      I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.

    • @traurigesland4622
      @traurigesland4622 5 років тому +13

      Some of them really sounded like italian towns

    • @magnushyenna1574
      @magnushyenna1574 5 років тому +2

      You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool

  • @nomisukeindustries
    @nomisukeindustries Рік тому +108

    Calling Jordan out on the Rolex when he claims he would rather spend money on "experiences" rather than "personal possessions" was brilliant.

    • @moondog7694
      @moondog7694 Рік тому +1

      hOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A ROLEX AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE?

    • @nomisukeindustries
      @nomisukeindustries Рік тому +2

      Because I can tell.

    • @heavymetalboi
      @heavymetalboi Рік тому +3

      @@moondog7694 most Watch enthusiast can spot that that is a Rolex daytona

  • @yagesh287
    @yagesh287 3 роки тому +39

    6:28
    Can't believe Jordan broke his character. Even the best of us make faults sometimes.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 роки тому +1

      Thats why he doesnt look at Conan

  • @Longshot_NYC
    @Longshot_NYC 4 роки тому +1316

    "That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.

  • @Chef_Freddy695
    @Chef_Freddy695 4 роки тому +5408

    As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.

    • @QYXP
      @QYXP 4 роки тому +379

      Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha

    • @fvnt0miix953
      @fvnt0miix953 4 роки тому +464

      I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂

    • @jewlz91
      @jewlz91 4 роки тому +105

      The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan

    • @Andarovin
      @Andarovin 3 роки тому +122

      How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?

    • @davec3651
      @davec3651 3 роки тому +109

      I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.

  • @boanstvanov1057
    @boanstvanov1057 Рік тому +54

    This is one of the funniest improvs ever. I mean it's amazing how they can produce that much funny bits without a rehearsal or a script. I had tears coming out of my face by the end of it.😂

    • @sliceserve234
      @sliceserve234 11 місяців тому +2

      All these clips make me wish I had watched Conan's show more. There is comedy gold in Conan's jokes.

  • @kiiroisenko1714
    @kiiroisenko1714 2 місяці тому +4

    The moisturizing / dry skin conclusion had me laughing out loud and convulsing. Holy cow that was insanely funny. 😆

  • @Adi-fw5xz
    @Adi-fw5xz 6 років тому +5396

    Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!

    • @lukewalker4813
      @lukewalker4813 6 років тому +53

      Aditya I was like omg another emotion!

    • @Stoney-Jacksman
      @Stoney-Jacksman 6 років тому +3

      I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.

    • @anneyeong333
      @anneyeong333 6 років тому

      Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS

    • @ch3no2freak
      @ch3no2freak 6 років тому +2

      Aditya there is hope for man kind once again

    • @Ninjer89
      @Ninjer89 6 років тому +50

      Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.

  • @annelisejr
    @annelisejr 6 років тому +6437

    My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete

    • @singularity42069
      @singularity42069 6 років тому +90

      Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet

    • @dkyk00
      @dkyk00 6 років тому +79

      Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out

    • @kiribundi
      @kiribundi 6 років тому +10

      Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US...
      It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language.
      Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.

    • @shashisingh-og8hy
      @shashisingh-og8hy 6 років тому +37

      first time he broke character more like

    • @michaeldemorit9599
      @michaeldemorit9599 6 років тому +11

      Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...

  • @Goodknowledge4522
    @Goodknowledge4522 3 роки тому +12

    8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.

  • @Catinkontti
    @Catinkontti Рік тому +11

    1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.

  • @johnsmithee6660
    @johnsmithee6660 6 років тому +1318

    He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man

    • @ducheswannabe
      @ducheswannabe 6 років тому +147

      he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face

    • @johnsmithee6660
      @johnsmithee6660 6 років тому +51

      he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being

    • @klausweasley
      @klausweasley 6 років тому +22

      I bet his being WAS penetrated.

    • @oliviawinkler6684
      @oliviawinkler6684 6 років тому +11

      duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes

    • @zarazen8110
      @zarazen8110 5 років тому +2

      lol@your pic

  • @Lunr-rd7ob
    @Lunr-rd7ob 5 років тому +1445

    Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..."
    Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂

    • @pj101
      @pj101 4 роки тому +7

      With the stitch

    • @mattihanhineva8841
      @mattihanhineva8841 4 роки тому +38

      rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering

    • @shivensankalia3967
      @shivensankalia3967 3 роки тому +6

      @@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??

    • @jayb____
      @jayb____ 3 роки тому +4

      @@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.

    • @posrendelkan4711
      @posrendelkan4711 3 роки тому +14

      I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

  • @RedBuffaloBull
    @RedBuffaloBull 3 роки тому +58

    Conan saying “Now, I paid that guy to kill you.”
    Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say. Goddamn, Conan is just the best ever

  • @samcollends
    @samcollends 3 роки тому +11

    4:44 You can see the subtle breaking of Jordan's character with that smile

  • @WatchGeek
    @WatchGeek 5 років тому +3265

    Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue 5 років тому +97

      Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.

    • @josevallejojr2694
      @josevallejojr2694 5 років тому +70

      jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 5 років тому +9

      Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???

    • @nataliexu5624
      @nataliexu5624 5 років тому +54

      @@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.

    • @drServitis
      @drServitis 5 років тому +7

      @@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus 5 років тому +828

    "Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*"
    Man, conan is quick.

    • @iamcurious1761
      @iamcurious1761 4 роки тому +6

      I couldn't understand this part tho😂

    • @huohization
      @huohization 4 роки тому +68

      @@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.

    • @jubihi7785
      @jubihi7785 4 роки тому +12

      That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.

    • @maurob8586
      @maurob8586 4 роки тому +2

      Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k

    • @mura0
      @mura0 4 роки тому +1

      @@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K

  • @PersiaX582
    @PersiaX582 10 місяців тому +8

    4:44 Jordan almost completely broke character 😂

    • @en2456
      @en2456 3 місяці тому +2

      Good catch, so he is human after all 😂

  • @jackuhlenhake6768
    @jackuhlenhake6768 3 роки тому +136

    Why is nobody talking about how Conan STABBED an iPad with a drill and then proceeded to drill out the battery almost setting the carpet on fire?

    • @m9ch15l
      @m9ch15l 2 роки тому +3

      Im sure they hv an expert (aaron) telling him where to drill without causing fire lol

    • @MannyTheSaxCat
      @MannyTheSaxCat 2 роки тому +14

      Uhhh yeah i have a feeling that was meant to not be as smokey

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 2 роки тому +4

      That smoke is toxic as well... Idk who approved that idea.

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 3 роки тому +6646

    "You're not going to tell your wife?"
    "im all set".
    Jordan is such a legend.

    • @skoomawizard
      @skoomawizard 3 роки тому +333

      It’s a quick conversation

    • @bellamarley9455
      @bellamarley9455 2 роки тому +1

      True

    • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
      @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 2 роки тому +39

      @john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes.
      My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up?
      Hope you're good.

    • @garysandhu9162
      @garysandhu9162 2 роки тому +2

      @john templeplate 0

    • @gigid9606
      @gigid9606 2 роки тому +5

      its a quick conversation, lol.

  • @AuthenTech
    @AuthenTech 6 років тому +8251

    That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!

    • @blitzipanik4706
      @blitzipanik4706 6 років тому +22

      AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke and ive seen many!

    • @JITCompilation
      @JITCompilation 6 років тому +60

      he's had much experience

    • @lawrencefisherward3
      @lawrencefisherward3 6 років тому +13

      At first I didn't get it. That was funny as hell.

    • @annala2956
      @annala2956 6 років тому +44

      I was watching this while eating lunch. I almost choked to death.

    • @verslalchimie5824
      @verslalchimie5824 6 років тому +3

      Just had an idea - Sleep Number blow-up dolls!

  • @dancouver23
    @dancouver23 2 роки тому +10

    "I'm all set"
    - Joran Schlansky

  • @shawnravenscroft5350
    @shawnravenscroft5350 3 роки тому +180

    By far one of the wittiest performances by Conan. He must have a high I.Q. to be so quick on his feet. Good job. Made my abdominal muscles hurt from laughing so hard.

    • @rileygalvin2
      @rileygalvin2 2 роки тому +14

      I mean he did go to Harvard, so his IQ is definitely high

    • @bansheeofinisheerin
      @bansheeofinisheerin Рік тому +9

      Made my penile muscles hurt

    • @hypnos9336
      @hypnos9336 Місяць тому

      @@rileygalvin2 again, no. it is possible for someone who isn't intelligent to get into harvard. not necessarily conan, but others. I'm not going to explain why but let's just say certain demographics need to be satisfied.

  • @stephenj1118
    @stephenj1118 6 років тому +2325

    Omg Jordan finally cracked

    • @Trackrace29582
      @Trackrace29582 6 років тому +80

      stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine

    • @recca7
      @recca7 6 років тому +32

      of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation

    • @dingle_burry
      @dingle_burry 6 років тому +10

      much like conans dry skin

    • @macetenchu
      @macetenchu 6 років тому

      stephen jang ikr!

    • @wisdomleader85
      @wisdomleader85 6 років тому +1

      That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.

  • @joselopez8116
    @joselopez8116 5 років тому +1726

    These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @holdtrue2021
      @holdtrue2021 5 років тому

      😂

    • @user-dx5bn4yk4f
      @user-dx5bn4yk4f 5 років тому

      They’re like bevis and butthead 😂

    • @NataMessi
      @NataMessi Рік тому +1

      I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot

  • @Surfmus
    @Surfmus 2 роки тому +9

    1:38 Conan said "SacaPunta". That's Spanish for pencil sharpener. LMAO!

  • @kaisebastianwunder3918
    @kaisebastianwunder3918 3 роки тому +47

    You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.

  • @joeys4289
    @joeys4289 6 років тому +3817

    Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.

    • @thathandleistakentrythisone
      @thathandleistakentrythisone 6 років тому +34

      Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping

    • @robertdavis4192
      @robertdavis4192 6 років тому +35

      Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too

    • @Bitshitter
      @Bitshitter 6 років тому +6

      Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....

    • @donaldchump5024
      @donaldchump5024 6 років тому +16

      Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.

    • @cthomas025
      @cthomas025 6 років тому +18

      Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 6 років тому +1829

    Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.

    • @victorhuertas4685
      @victorhuertas4685 6 років тому +76

      no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan

    • @CezaMVO
      @CezaMVO 6 років тому +13

      Victor Huertas without even trying ha

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 років тому +26

      I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.

    • @9robz
      @9robz 6 років тому +25

      That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 6 років тому +9

      Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*

  • @johnmarks4944
    @johnmarks4944 2 роки тому +92

    Can't get enough of this sketch. I've watched this so many times lmao

  • @joshmontgomery9942
    @joshmontgomery9942 10 місяців тому +15

    Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments

  • @MEMEcloud
    @MEMEcloud 5 років тому +3194

    *New Update from TeamCoco*
    JordanSchlansky v2.0
    *size- 1.4GB*
    *New Features*
    1. Can laugh now
    2. More human-like interaction

    • @snxdes9535
      @snxdes9535 4 роки тому +74

      MEMEcloud
      INSERTED FEATURE
      3. Can roast

    • @marianoyuba3736
      @marianoyuba3736 4 роки тому +45

      Joker skin available

    • @couragedy89
      @couragedy89 4 роки тому +49

      Bonus activities added to : various activities

    • @emmanuellramos777
      @emmanuellramos777 4 роки тому +12

      The features are actually a bug

    • @timtams_6
      @timtams_6 4 роки тому +7

      @@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .

  • @Rico-wp7dg
    @Rico-wp7dg 6 років тому +1090

    6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!

    • @Irraptured
      @Irraptured 6 років тому +40

      He's cracked before, in the counseling video

    • @TheTommy9898
      @TheTommy9898 6 років тому

      Pop tarts man

    • @ayayron3278
      @ayayron3278 6 років тому +11

      I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!

    • @Unz360
      @Unz360 6 років тому +33

      He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'

    • @Rico-wp7dg
      @Rico-wp7dg 6 років тому +1

      Same here A arron lol

  • @SG_7733
    @SG_7733 3 роки тому +4

    6:28 aww Jordan was so happy he was going to his favorite place with his best friend.

  • @johnepants
    @johnepants 10 місяців тому +8

    I love when Jordan breaks at around 6:50. I feel like that’s their actual dynamic for 20 years.

  • @hammadali594
    @hammadali594 6 років тому +1548

    Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34
    It's amazing how far technology has come.

    • @mirza6399
      @mirza6399 6 років тому +4

      Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !

    • @shyko85
      @shyko85 6 років тому +16

      Elon Musk warned us abut this...

    • @rksmehul
      @rksmehul 6 років тому

      Yo Archimedes , what's up?

    • @alexxx980
      @alexxx980 6 років тому

      Hammad Ali nice one dude😂

  • @mr.chipwhitley8770
    @mr.chipwhitley8770 6 років тому +433

    " *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else!
    😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @juanmojoson
      @juanmojoson 6 років тому

      5:09

    • @SundaraRamanR
      @SundaraRamanR 6 років тому +1

      Stop praising your own stage persona, Mr Chip Whitley.

  • @CanisoGaming
    @CanisoGaming 3 роки тому +34

    "u not gonna call your WIFE?"
    "it's a quick conversation"
    man Jordan is my role model

  • @brodyquint1
    @brodyquint1 5 місяців тому +6

    Jordan: "That's not where speech is controlled." 🤣😂😂😂

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 6 років тому +2971

    I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.

    • @lukew2194
      @lukew2194 6 років тому +220

      Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.

    • @jacasforever
      @jacasforever 6 років тому +52

      Italian escorts are the best lol

    • @adriangonzaga8967
      @adriangonzaga8967 6 років тому +12

      Luke W i like the way you think

    • @alicen2610
      @alicen2610 6 років тому +8

      The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.

    • @TheToneBender
      @TheToneBender 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with

  • @minutemuse
    @minutemuse 6 років тому +961

    6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._

    • @elyongabriel
      @elyongabriel 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @pervZAGGert
      @pervZAGGert 6 років тому +15

      He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.

    • @Roy-G-Biv
      @Roy-G-Biv 6 років тому

      hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @minutemuse
      @minutemuse 6 років тому +5

      Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?

    • @deuceswild117
      @deuceswild117 6 років тому

      Bravo, sir!

  • @tykuresa22
    @tykuresa22 2 роки тому +7

    1:15 "I'm not showing off, I'm qualifying myself!" lol I'm gonna use that one

  • @AlexColberg
    @AlexColberg Рік тому +5

    I just discovered the Jordan/Conan phenomenon in early 2023....I haven't watched TV in possibly 40 years except for the odd time due to living in a remote corner of the world, but I became an Internet junkie about 20 years ago. Anyway, their chemistry is fantastic.

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 4 роки тому +842

    I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair

    • @TP-zj2qr
      @TP-zj2qr 2 роки тому +4

      Maybe she's talkative.

    • @paulallen579
      @paulallen579 2 роки тому +33

      @D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?”
      Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”

    • @namaloompakistani1768
      @namaloompakistani1768 2 роки тому

      @@TP-zj2qr
      Two same people can't be the successful couple.

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 2 роки тому

      Yesss

    • @user-qk7lh4wl6e
      @user-qk7lh4wl6e 2 роки тому

      @D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @timothypark5661
    @timothypark5661 3 роки тому +1357

    ive watched this video like 5 times already and it is clear that jordan is the happiest in this video and in the entire italy series than in any other video recorded. you can see the obvious excitement and a small spark of fire in his cold lifeless eyes

    • @definitelynosebreather
      @definitelynosebreather Рік тому +37

      yeah, especially comparing with how pissed off he was in the coffee episode 😂

    • @shravan1005
      @shravan1005 Рік тому +20

      His programing can't comprehend this immense stimulation and he's wires are frying making his facial "tissues" act weird

    • @jasperlevien5968
      @jasperlevien5968 Рік тому +1

      ​@@shravan1005lmao that's what made him smile like the joker. Honestly it's obvious jordan is a super nervous unconfident person and is just hiding it and overcompensating

    • @stevemuzak8526
      @stevemuzak8526 11 місяців тому

      It's like when a shark notice his pray. It's same spark of fire in his cold black lifeless eyes.

    • @alpur214
      @alpur214 4 місяці тому +1

      You do know it's an act, right? He broke character toward the end

  • @Anabeausoleil
    @Anabeausoleil Рік тому +13

    I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other

  • @phanbela8968
    @phanbela8968 Рік тому +21

    "Thousands and thousands of entertainment watch by hundred and hundred of people" . This line kill me 🤣

  • @ATRization
    @ATRization 6 років тому +163

    Jordan: “ I prefer to spend my money on experiences rather than material possessions.”
    Conan: “Nice watch by the way.”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 6 років тому +698

    Jordan finally fought back, "you have dry skin" lol

    • @Kaervek87
      @Kaervek87 6 років тому +4

      CLuv He’s a class act. He was holding his punches. :)

    • @CLuvTravels
      @CLuvTravels 6 років тому +4

      honestly it was creepy to see Jordan smiling

    • @shishaceo5204
      @shishaceo5204 6 років тому +1

      CLuv Nah it was cute

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 6 років тому +1

      All those years of abuse and that's all he fights back with haha

  • @DoctoRhythm
    @DoctoRhythm 3 роки тому +6

    3:52 “..... That’s not where speech is controlled.” 😳🤣

  • @dooodooo3474
    @dooodooo3474 2 роки тому +27

    3 years later this still cracks me up 😂

    • @wakita50
      @wakita50 2 роки тому +4

      Even after 10 years we’ll crack up

  • @Salam99-1
    @Salam99-1 6 років тому +144

    This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.

    • @ln7929
      @ln7929 6 років тому +18

      The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I

  • @eihcirarobmas3554
    @eihcirarobmas3554 6 років тому +883

    the sex doll imitation killed me

    • @user-rh3ie8no9n
      @user-rh3ie8no9n 6 років тому +8

      D L how do you know it was realistic?...

  • @cr9853
    @cr9853 2 місяці тому +4

    I could hear that Jordan Schlansky is accused of virtually any crime and believe it. He's just so unreadably capable.

  • @migodelfin3544
    @migodelfin3544 Місяць тому +51

    Who’s watching in 2024?

  • @AntumDeluge
    @AntumDeluge 5 років тому +399

    "Suckin' at my teet" got him.

    • @MrMedude77
      @MrMedude77 4 роки тому +5

      yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character

  • @travisbaker8607
    @travisbaker8607 5 років тому +2255

    They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office

    • @zerjiozerjio
      @zerjiozerjio 5 років тому +35

      OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!

    • @LifeOfFox
      @LifeOfFox 5 років тому +22

      Dead on comparison lol

    • @Sam-jm1nn
      @Sam-jm1nn 5 років тому +39

      Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 5 років тому +43

      @@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run

    • @DRACATI-1984
      @DRACATI-1984 5 років тому +14

      Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover

  • @c.wdervin5987
    @c.wdervin5987 Рік тому +31

    These guys together can never ever get old soooo good!! Please Conan u don’t need a tv show to do more of these remote vids…. Do it with Jordan!! 😂

  • @mohittrivedi27
    @mohittrivedi27 3 роки тому +5

    5:08 Best😂💯
    "Thousands n thousands n thousand hours of entertainment watched by hundreds and hundreds of people"
    Conan and Graham Norton are best!🙌🏼

  • @merica7291
    @merica7291 4 роки тому +630

    Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there”
    Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?”
    😂😂😂

    • @serendipity6720
      @serendipity6720 2 роки тому +1

      Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?

    • @merica7291
      @merica7291 2 роки тому

      @@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches

  • @elizathefixer674
    @elizathefixer674 6 років тому +270

    Conan: “I paid that guy to kill you” looks into the camera super disappointed. 😂😂😂

  • @SimpleSock
    @SimpleSock Рік тому +20

    They just make each other so much funnier.

  • @DarriusADetenamo
    @DarriusADetenamo 4 місяці тому +3

    Oldie but still a Goldie.

  • @Abidur_
    @Abidur_ 5 років тому +309

    When Conan asked Jordan why is he laughing, then Jordan acted like he kid and reversed it by asking him the same question 😂

    • @Elliott1314
      @Elliott1314 5 років тому +10

      Yes!!!! Lmao it was Jordan's version of "no u"

  • @jasonsmith-lv5my
    @jasonsmith-lv5my 6 років тому +179

    Those fumes from the iPad really messed up Jordan's circuits. He started laughing.

    • @Prometheus0804
      @Prometheus0804 6 років тому +15

      jason smith He was driven mad from witnessing the murder of a fellow machine right in front of him

  • @1rickopotamus
    @1rickopotamus 3 роки тому +16

    Jordan knows how to live life to the fullest nd it's beautifull to hear him talk so passionately about what he loves

  • @gerk7238
    @gerk7238 3 роки тому +50

    They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.

  • @lparthatguy3964
    @lparthatguy3964 4 роки тому +684

    4:46 HE LAUGHED! HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!!!!
    6:26 HE did it agaain!!!

    • @punkrockdavid
      @punkrockdavid 4 роки тому +60

      His deadpan know it allism is half him and half an act. It’s awesome to see when he breaks it and reminds us he’s still a human lol

    • @user-vc5rp7nf8f
      @user-vc5rp7nf8f 3 роки тому +21

      it's funnier when he doesn't laugh though, like in the couples counselling he did with conan

    • @JohnDoe-vr3ey
      @JohnDoe-vr3ey 3 роки тому +18

      Italy brings life to him