Table News: New Year, Same Problems
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
- Omicron is ravaging, Governors are missing, fires are burning. Just another day in America.
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The fact he made a reference to Fairly Odd OddParents just proves how much of a genius he is
My shiny teeth that SPARKLE~ 🤩🤩🤩
I could immediately hear the song but I couldn't remember where it came from. Thank you.
@@myladynaynay just like the stars in spaceeee
I think he would love to have Dan Povenmire back if the Supreme Court did anything worth a parody.
It might just be because its new, but the camera jumps and zooms feel odd. I still love your content, keep it up!
I agree, I didn't like that, it actually seemed less professional even though I know it's more work.
I feel like the deadpan mockumentary camera style is part of the sense of humor
the zoom feels like a visual laugh track, like a "➡️the joke's right here⬅️"
The editing was a bit jarring at first, but at times made sense. Glad you're trying new things for the new year!
Yeah upfront I don't like it only because it's so different, so it'll take a little bit to get used to but I can see where he's going with it
Some of them seemed pointless
But a lot of them were good
This was hilarious as usual! Definitely appreciate that you snuck in a fairly odd parents reference. Also Marjorie Taylor Green's flag being a flat Earth is just perfect.
Drew did an awesome job acting as the CDC. Too real man.
Lol the CDC should’ve just said, “Circle, circle, dot, dot…now you got your cootie shot!”
Zoom in and out isn't my favorite, but maybe I'll get used to it. Content? Brilliant as ever!!!! :D
Yeah i dont like it either.
It actually bothered me from focusing.
I came here for the same comment. It was distracting from the skit.
I think used more sparingly it might be good, but right now almost every clip has a zoom in or out
Glad I'm not the only one that it bothered
I've introduced my ma to your stuff, she really likes it. I love what you've done to the name tags
With the flags I think the initials would do better if they were closer to the corner so it doesn’t cut off part of your head.
I love the flag additions. Although the seal on blue flags states will all look the same with the initials on it.
Utah new flag please.
I believe that Utah is currently having a flag referendum. They have a temporary flag replacing the seal on a bed sheet for now.
@@local_weather_dingus the problem is that the old flag is made by the daughters of the Utah pioneers. If their is an illuminate in Utah it is the daughters of the Utah pioneers. And unless you want every grandma to hate you, you do not go against them.
@@zorod5475 I just read about the flag referendum, thanks for the info on the flag though!
Or above
I recently found this channel and have to say as a native North Carolinian that I love the fact that you understand the "bless your heart" meaning. I've binged every video! New subscriber please keep it up! Oh have to add that I LOVE the chaos that is Florida
FYI, the scariest part about the recent Colorado fire that took 1000 homes was that it wasn't in the mountains in a wooded area. It happened in the suburbs--dry conditions and 100mph winds had it jumping from house to house and over highways. #ColoradoStrong
oh shit that sucks i was about to laugh at yet another liberal state burning and wondering why after vilifying slashing and burning but yeah that would not help that.
if i remember correctly, it started because it was christmas and hadn't snowed yet all season and some geniuses decided that fireworks seemed like a good idea. i'm not 100% sure that that's how the giant one started, but i know that multiple small ones started in the neighborhood right next to mine because of that. luckily those ones got put out pretty soon after, we don't need to be more on fire than we already are.
@@LuckyJ111 yeah sorry apparently texas is grabbing all the cold this year for some reason yall can have it back we dont like nor know how to handle it.
@@hardwirecars oh no, it's still cold here, it's just hasn't really snowed. i'm pretty sure that the first time it has snowed all winter this year was last week and we had a delayed start at school, not because of the snow, but because it was just really fuckin cold. so, to whatever state stole our snow and rain, we would like it back please and thank you.
@@LuckyJ111 The Marshall Fire? At first they thought it was due to downed power lines, but it was actually a comm line, so that couldn't be the trigger. There's the video of the shed burning near 93, Marshall & Eldorado Springs Rd at 11:30am. While the snow helped stop the fire, it has hindered the investigation. And don't forget the cult.... (Ben Brainard would love that angle.) I never heard anything about fireworks.
🤣🤣 On no not Marjorie! Roll the credits please.
Still feel like the zoom distracts from the dialogue and facial expressions/mannerisms, but still a solid piece!
You dont need the edit, your comedy is perfect without the flair
Tbh, I kinda like it. It adds to the chaos.
Like the new flags, but the zoom ins were excessive. Maybe less of them back to back?
The chip skylark reference got me.🤣
Love these videos!! Always look forward to the next table news!! Hopefully PA can be in more videos! I’m from Pa and currently live in SC, u hit the nail on the head w how Pa is portrayed!! Can’t wait for new videos!
I will never get tired of seeing these videos. Do not ever stop 😂🤣😂
We need a weekly round of this
Im from Idaho love how we got mentioned just not why we were mentioned
These videos always make my day.
Not crazy about the zooming. Jokes still good
Ohhhhhh.....someone got some new editing software/education for Xmas! I like the flags. The in & out zoom was annoying tho....
love that you added the flags its a nice touch
I liked some of the new changes to the video style especially the inclusion of the state flags (although it may get confusing when you get to the blue bed sheet states) but the awkward zooming is too much. I really dislike it. I vastly prefer the still.
I recently heard on the radio that NY has surpassed FL in positive case counts. They are one of the most strict and still worse than Fl. (The least strict).
Also Minnesota is frozen again. -40°F windchill for the last few days.
I like the evolution of your Table
I love the description so much 😂
"...Governors are missing, fires are burning. Just another day in America."
Seems like the videos are getting better and better I don't like the zoom in though It's kind of distracting
The zooms in and out aren’t my favourite and they feel odd but that’s probably just because it’s new.. also I like the flags but maybe they could be smaller in the corner so it doesn’t cut off your head..
still funny tho!! 😅😂
I'd disagree that the 2019-2020 Australian brushfires you could see from space that took over an entire continent were the worst brushfires ever, but that's just me, I guess 🤷♂️
If it's the Marshall fire being referenced, it wasn't very large, just Colorado's most destructive
@@Ben_Brainard um… pretty sure that was last year? Cameron Peak. Nearly became a complex? Caused mudslides in Glenwood Canyon this summer.
This one was just… frightening. Possibly the fastest-growing (in recent years) it’s just going to get worse
I like the flags and the other editing changes you made, they're really cool!
this is random, but anyone else agree we need a table news: the great molasses flood?
I like the Fairly Oddparents reference there.
Lol Marjorie's flag is a flat earth 😆
I didn't catch that! 😄
Just because your New Year’s resolution is to use better camera cuts does not mean used every single one in every single frame of the first video
Ugh, that Michigan cameo. When you want to laugh, but you can only cry.
Once again, this is how I get my news, and it jumps from funny to terrifying to sad perfectly. I didn't know about Colorado until now. It feels like there are so many forest fires happening that no one cares enough to report them all anymore.
It wasn’t even a forest fire it burned through Marshall, superior, and louisville in CO. It burned 1000 homes to the ground and displaced families as well as snowing the next day making it difficult for everyone to see the destruction. It was the most destructive fire in Colorado history and the community is shook
I live just south of the area that burned. And I didn’t know about the fires until my friend in Minnesota asked about them!
So I asked my sister and she filled me in.
The ZOOM INS!!!! THE DRAMA OF THIS ALL!!!!
This is awesome
What about cruise ships? "there's not enough money in the world to make me say that those are safe 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG! 🤣🤣 Oh mi craw... Fish! 🤣 This whole skit especially CDC is brilliant.
Your MT-G ...was terrifyingly accurate
Love the introduction of the flags although idk about some of the editing. It doesn't feel like it's accomplishing much more than movement for the sake of movement most of the time
I like all new stuff…. Content is awesome as always 😂🤣😂
Florida and New York are my favorite. They’re so painfully accurate 😂
I am always so happy when I find one of your videos I haven't seen. Thanks for brightening my day Ben. You should come visit us in Polk County, we would love to have you. Maybe can get Grady to come to your show.
I wish the state abbreviations were smaller and in the corners of the flags so they weren’t in the way.
In Florida they don’t use cinder blocks they use a engine block.
LOL, not Greene coming in with Fake Kwanza.🤣🤣🤣😂
Not a fan of the zooming in and out. Still a very good video.
For the record DeSantes (pardon my spelling) was with his wife as she received Cancer Treatment.
CA always reminds me why I had a love/hate relationship when I lived there.
I can't say I like the zooms and shakes. 😬
💙💛🖤
If I were to recall, Florida’s governor is taking care of his wife with cancer right now
@@Ben_Brainard exactly people defending him cracks me up because they don't see the point that he just disappeared during a massive surge, then tries to claim that he's taken care of his sick wife by taking her to a super spreader event.
@@Ben_Brainard Sounds like what a government would do.
I like the flags behind the states... I could do without the camera panning/zooming. Makes me a bit queasy, honestly.
Grady Judd is an amazing cop. I love that man.
Not a huge fan of the zooms… but love the content as usual!
Flags over the initials are good, but make it smaller and closer to the corner. The moving camera isn't good. Your comedy works without any camera tricks, using editing makes it seem like you don't trust in it.
Please ask Marjorie if she'll watch my mail for me. I'm expecting something edible. 🤣
the camera zooms and jumps feel kind of weird ngl
it makes it feel like a reality tv show
Do one on Arizona arguing with the supreme court that they should be allowed to execute innocent people
Barry Jones is a demonstrably innocent man with a solid alibi- the evidence of which was hidden from trial due to misrepresentation. Arizona argues that evidence that did not appear in state court cannot be used later, so the federal review of the case should not have found cause for misrepresentation and they should be allowed to execute him regardless of his innocence. Arizona's lawyers have stated verbatim, "Innocence is not enough"
To be fair, kwanzaa *was* invented, in 1966 by Ronald McKinley Everett, who goes by Maulana Karenga; there was a situation in '71 where he was convicted of felony assault, torture, and false imprisonment, though he denies the charges, saying they were politically instigated.
"How many cinderblocks do you think it would take to sink you?" I love the northeast
all those dynamic camera moves lol fancy ;'D
Great Chip Skylark reference
The zooming is a tad weird except the Florida laugh. Still funny tho.
I like the state flags. Very cool.
I like the new name tags
I'm liking the new flag icons very educational
We now need to see Marjorie vs Lauren boubert
Wow how much research goes into these jokes?! No matter the amount of research, they’re still funny
Uhh. Camera jumps and zooms felt a little weird. But I like the flags in the corner. That was fun to see. great episode lol
Ha ha ha ha another good one.
Hahah nice! I like how u take both sides
*chuckles in Florida*
Oh Marjorie, did she really say that?
Leaving a comment mostly to boost your presence in the algorithm, but I'd also like to sneak in a small note that I'm not a big fan of the new editing techniques. I find them a bit distracting from the humor. But I absolutely understand if you have to keep using these new editing tricks I just thought I would cast my insignificant vote
Not on Hold anymore for that Loan Forgiveness.
Too accurate.
Fairly Odd Parents reference! Woo!
i like the flags added to each of the states
maybe we can get fbi and cia in?
crazy fun. 🤣 but the zoomies and jumps are making me dizzy as hell. 😆😆
I miss this
i am LOVING this new editing
Funny. I missed the joke about AOC being in Florida for Xmas Vacation...and the big bad Omicron which literally hasn't killed one person 😆😆
The shade at MTG lmfao
MAJORIE TAYLOR GREENE IM DEAD 💀
The coughing in the last two videos sets my mom radar on high alert…. Hope you’re over it now.
It worried me too, even though I'm not a mom.
Take care of yourself, Ben!
Kinda Surprised GA showed up with the upcoming game. Lol. GO DAWGS
"I got like, fiiive"
Two. Weeks. Later.
4 tests per residential address.
I don’t like the zoom.
I like the tables with the flags! I think that making them smaller and moving them more up and to the left with the abbreviations off to the side would be a little more visually pleasing. Like so:
[ flag ] FL / GOV / etc
State shenanigans here
2:33
Is that an actual artist with an actual song or is it just a Fairly OddParents reference??
Always love to see the cdc join!!
Love the flags, not crazy about the camera zooms though. Btw that beard is working for Drew Lynch...
Not a huge fan of the camera zooms, but I like the new state flags
Content is great (as usual!), and I like the addition of the flags with the states, but I’m not a fan of the zooming in and out.
Although it’s something I could get used to, I feel it actually distracts from the content, and I found myself less interested.
not a fan of the zoom ins/outs but still hilarious