As a Texan, it makes sense. We're not ashamed of Austin because of the population's beliefs. Most of Texas doesn't even dislike/disagree with most of Austin's beliefs. Despite what media would say. Texas is a primarily centrist state, our voting population is just right-leaning. The REAL reason we suppress Austin so much is because of how poorly the city represents then entire rest of Texas. It's our CAPITAL CITY, and is the least representative of them all. Dallas/Fort Worth, Houston, Galveston, San Antonio, El Paso, all of them are more "Texan" than Austin, not politically, but general mood/tone.
@@silverpact1008that actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah when I think of Texas I think Houston, rodeos, Chevy trucks, H.E.B, whataburger, and brisket. I still would prefer to move to Oklahoma instead tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@FromRussiaWithLuv007 If we were to add more states and we didn't want to upset the balance, adding states for various Native tribes actually wouldn't be a horrible idea
@@SoulKiller7Eternal Well Austin , Houston , Dallas , San Antonio and El Paso all seem to agree on most stuff and that is most of Texas population wise
@@mOnStErSonfilm they move there and vote for the same stupid ideas/party that made them leave california in the first place .....has anybody seen my saw ...the big one ..i want to try something ;)
@@cageybee7221 Chicago doesn't care about little things like "borders". If you're in a good 50 mile radius of Chicago, regardless of what state you're in, well, you're basically just asking for it
DC- Youre not my real dad Gov- Wha? UK appears- Alright lads ALL THE STATES- GRANDDAD UK- So how is everything thing? DC- I wanna be a state and the government won't let me. UK- Why? GOV- cause it doesn't make sense they're better being part of us and not going on their own. UK- So you're saying you don't like the idea of a bit of land you control breaking off and running its own thing and having its rights to do what it wants. That reminds of 13 little colonies I had that decided to go off and do their own thing and didn't want to listen to me. Gov- I'm sorry what? UK- Welcome to the club son
@@NilZed1 then the North pops up NORTH- "EYUP he doesn't speak for us in Northumberia either." England- "Youre not even a country you're part of me." NORTHUMBRIA- We will be a country soon enough just wait and see
@@emmakinzian539 LA says something along the lines of "OH MY GOD GURRRRRRRRL no cap like almost all of us be getting like vaccinated which is like hella good like yes queeeeeeeen we like love that. Like that is hella good like gurl yassssss we all be getting cured gurl" I'm not sure if this is just how my friends talk or if it rlly is everyone in LA
I love seeing the rest of NY! Idk, but this video, and when he calls MA, NJ, and FL to brag about the Bills winning are my absolute favorites!! It's so nice to see him happy about something!
i just want an episode where California reminds everyone that he has people moving there from every where too not to retire like Florida (although that would be up north), but to pursue a dream and eventually have it crushed and yes I am from Cali
I mean more people leave California than move there. Anyone in a western state that can’t afford to buy a house anymore can tell you that. Such as Utah, Idaho, Montana, Etc.
Honestly, even after all this time, I still love how Texas always reacts when Austin breaks loose. The facial expression transitions are always impeccable
As an southern IL folk, I love that IL without Chicago acknowledges just how much of the state cares for the St. Louis Cardinals over Chicago. like south of Peoria last I checked it gets more and more connected to IN, MO, and KY, mainly Missouri.
😂😂😂 I’ve watch this numerous times and it’s still Hilarious. Definitely my favorite. I’m from Alaska and love it when there’s an appearance of ‘the Last Frontier’. 😁
Chicago seems to own Illinois already! New york City and New York would just fight. Austin just adorable and Miami seems like Florida on a next levels! I. Am. Here. For. ALL OF IT!
@CallMeAvocadoIt's a particularly bizarre case of biting the heart that's been supplying the dying limb with blood for _decades_ - I can't wait for the city and the island to call these ingrates' bluff on it.
Hmmm...Miami would just be playing Spanish music and partying, Orlando would probably just have stuff from every amusement park, Tampa's likely to bring the booze, and Jacksonville is hard the predict but it would be wild.
@@amusingintonations Apologies for answering on such an old discussion, but I love the fact that you didn't mention the state capital (Tallahassee if I'm not mistaken?)
AH I LOVE the cities coming out haha and would greatly enjoying seeing other cities coming out of other states. (Like: St. Louis from Missouri, Philly from PA, the Central Coast as a whole from California.) Alaska popping up randomly is my favourite thing.
As someone who's lived in Western or upstate NY my whole life it was awesome to see us separated from NYC for a moment!! There's never enough rep in anything for that
@@heathermoczydlowski1742A constitutional amendment gave DC three electoral votes for president, but as far as Congress goes, yeah, no voting representation. Funny thing is, that whole _no taxation without representation_ business went out the window *hella* quick about 1783. Ask any Long Island loyalist who didn't have the money to move to Canada how much representation _they_ were allowed in the state legislature to contest the insane taxes and uncompensated seizures of property levied on them (and _only_ them) basically as soon as the British Army and Royal Navy cleared out of the state. _No taxation without representation_ turned into [grabby fingers] real fuckin' quick.
Imagine Dallas coming out from under the hat- As a Texan near the Dallas Metroplex, Austin’s moment of freedom gives me hope that Dallas might be able to find a way out too
Making DC a state would have to be a Constitutional Amendment. The reason DC was created as a territory in the first place was because it was constitutionally required for no state to have direct power over the federal government and all states have to be equal to the federal government.
As a Puertorican, i can assure you its not that easy. 1/3rd of the population wants to be a state, 1/3rd wants independence from the state, and 1/3rd doesnt want either cause its a bad move.
@CallMeAvocado Buffalo and NYC have more in common than one might think. For starters, if downstate manages to amputate the rotting limb that is upstate, Buffalo will end up being the sugar daddy for what I think we should call West Massachusetts.
I'm with Buffalo here and I'm from Manhattan. I find it funny that the Gov forgets about Manhattan when speaking about Florida. I think he's afraid to realize Manhattan is where the crazy comes from and Florida just puts a light on it. Manhattan and Florida would definitely get along perfectly because we kinda like to instigate chaos. Especially Miami.
I feel like it's 2 different kinds of "hate" tho, bc there's no deeper connection to WV beyond sharing a name (LOL @ the W standing for worst!) I think the hate towards MD is more personal tho, like that family member who gets the heck on ur nerves and ur always making fun of and hating on but at the end of the day, they're still family...
Get a better flag and a decent football team and you won’t need to hate anyone, hun! - Sincerely, All of Maryland P.S. I expect a full roast in return and love y’all all the same.
@@JanusXAlvarenga okay so,1:Virginians don't give a crap about Football, so Why would we care about having a Decent team? 2:Our Flag literally isn't that bad, sure it's one of the State Seal flags but it's the best out of all of them, what other flag has a Roman Goddess of Justice standing triumphantly over a defeated Tyrant with the Words "Thus Always to Tyrants" in Latin below it? 3:The Internet Capitol of the World is technically considered to be in Virginia as according to one set of Data 70% of all data on the Internet goes through just one Virginia County, 4:For a Time literally all of North America that wasn't Spanish or French was considered "Virginia" by the Brits, 5: Until 2021 your state song had this Verse in it pleading Virginia to to Free Maryland from the hands of the Tyrant (who according to the Person who wrote the Verses, is Lincoln): "Dear Mother! burst the tyrant's chain, Maryland! Virginia should not call in vain, Maryland! She meets her sisters on the plain- "Sic semper!" 'tis the proud refrain That baffles minions back again, Maryland! Arise in majesty again, Maryland! My Maryland!" Shall I go on?
@@lucyla9947 Crabs and flag or gtfo. Also, Northern VA is a forgettable concrete jungle and the rest of the state is an embarrassment to our country's history. Byyyyye. P.S. Love the spirit of the roast. Let's keep it up!
@@JanusXAlvarenga if you really think NOVA is a Forgetful concrete wasteland, Please visit Reston, I'd love to see what you'd think of that, it was founded in the 60's and still is a shining example of Modern architecture to this day. The Southern bit of the state is also not a total disgrace as it has let's see Jamestown the First Permanent British settlement in America, Yorktown the place where the Last major Battle of the Revolution occured. Also if we want to go more into Virginia history, more Presidents have been born here then anywhere else, in fact so many of our first presidents were Virginian that either the First 5 presidents or Presidents 3-5 are collectively referred to as "The Virginian Dynasty," I'm pretty sure no other state has a Presidential Dynasty. Patrick Henry gave his "Give me Liberty of Give me Death Speech" here, and Virginia throughout history has Trumped Maryland in terms of Importance.
Do you mean the rest of Florida.....or most of the rest of the Florida when North Florida sees this as its chance to run out the backdoor and make its own state, too?
As a former resident of MD, we love DC and would love them to be a part of our state (VA can frick off, DC used to be part of MD, so we have a better claim than VA), but also DC totally deserves to be it's own state if it wants to.
I have never been more terrified of anything than at the moment when cities in this satire could become states, the beginning of the dissolution “when laws become too numerous or complex”
I totally wanna see the state capitals just run a whole meeting and make their states watch them control their mouths in the meeting just to see how it goes.
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I’m freaking out over how Austin and Miami got more screentime as characters! I loved their one time appearances so muchhhh!!!!
We deserve a major cities series.
@@coltonconnor549 oh my god i love this idea more than life- we need this
@@coltonconnor549 GIVE US NEW ORLEANS
ORLANDOOOOOO
@@kainefolse3845 NEW ORLEANS YESSSSSSS
I love the hint of panic in Texas’s voice when Austin gets loose
Yea it’s like a shaky voice and it’s funny to just watch
As a Texan, it makes sense. We're not ashamed of Austin because of the population's beliefs. Most of Texas doesn't even dislike/disagree with most of Austin's beliefs. Despite what media would say. Texas is a primarily centrist state, our voting population is just right-leaning. The REAL reason we suppress Austin so much is because of how poorly the city represents then entire rest of Texas. It's our CAPITAL CITY, and is the least representative of them all. Dallas/Fort Worth, Houston, Galveston, San Antonio, El Paso, all of them are more "Texan" than Austin, not politically, but general mood/tone.
@@silverpact1008that actually makes a lot of sense. Yeah when I think of Texas I think Houston, rodeos, Chevy trucks, H.E.B, whataburger, and brisket. I still would prefer to move to Oklahoma instead tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*cue the offended Texan gasp*
Miami making an appearance at the end was perfection.
I totally bet there was originally a planned scene of Florida quoting Pokemon and going "Miami, I choose you!"
I'm just thankful Jacksonville didn't break free
YES! Now have Miami give everyone Cuban coffee !
@@joeyberg5765 oh god please no
@@joeyberg5765DUUUUVALLL
Ben's gonna need a LOT more state shirts if he's gonna do cities now
Soon he'll buy out a whole store😂
All hail the state of Shiprock!
I feel like it’ll be the state shirts but changed slightly.
Let's send out state shirts for him to wear. And Micronations's shirts
@@FromRussiaWithLuv007 If we were to add more states and we didn't want to upset the balance, adding states for various Native tribes actually wouldn't be a horrible idea
NYC: Angry
Chicago: Snarky
Miami: Horny
Austin: Cuddly
The moment this Chicago girl realized her spirit city might be Austin: Swear-y
I'm in Springfield but politically I agree more with Chicago. So, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US!!!!! SO. MANY. REPUBLICANS.
@@CortexNewsService I hear you--I went to a small college in central Illinois and our primary minority group was Democrats.
Austin doesn't really represent Texas at large. lol
@@SoulKiller7Eternal Well Austin , Houston , Dallas , San Antonio and El Paso all seem to agree on most stuff and that is most of Texas population wise
@@groton27 but not land wise, those cities tend to be a blight upon our state.
Miami has two words and yet radiates more chaotic energy that the entire country.
California wants to be Austin’s friend so badly!!
We do though
Because that's where most California's move
watch even Austin reject California’s friendship 😂😂😂
@@mOnStErSonfilm they move there and vote for the same stupid ideas/party that made them leave california in the first place .....has anybody seen my saw ...the big one ..i want to try something ;)
@@DonDracula
"I get my news/facts/ opinions from fox news and my inbred cousin "-the post
The cities are trying to escape & I’m here for it! 😂😂😂
As someone from Austin, I laughed WAY too hard at that. Then I had to go back and laugh at it again 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The beauty that is NYC N CHICAGO bullying their own states lol
hell chicago bullies us and we aren't even in the same state, their city just sticks out into our state enough.
I feel that
@@cageybee7221 Chicago doesn't care about little things like "borders". If you're in a good 50 mile radius of Chicago, regardless of what state you're in, well, you're basically just asking for it
@@cageybee7221 let me guess m, Wisconsin? Or Indiana?
@@wilderac2250 Indiana, the place where chicagoans go to buy guns.
GOD DAMN IT ALSAKA SAID ONE WORD AND I'M LOSING MY MIND
It only takes one
Two would be too much😂
He’s a man of few words. When you’re a lion, you don’t need to tell anyone you’re a lion, right?
Maine showed up for the first time in years 😣
He said two.
The transition from Austin back to Texas was masterful!
Literally, all the cities said: 'Ight I'ma head out-
DC- Youre not my real dad
Gov- Wha?
UK appears- Alright lads
ALL THE STATES- GRANDDAD
UK- So how is everything thing?
DC- I wanna be a state and the government won't let me.
UK- Why?
GOV- cause it doesn't make sense they're better being part of us and not going on their own.
UK- So you're saying you don't like the idea of a bit of land you control breaking off and running its own thing and having its rights to do what it wants. That reminds of 13 little colonies I had that decided to go off and do their own thing and didn't want to listen to me.
Gov- I'm sorry what?
UK- Welcome to the club son
We need a visit from UK Grandpa!
This, sir, is gold!
Then Scotland pops up: we are a country, UK does not speak for us! Wales: Us too and not us either.
@@NilZed1 then the North pops up
NORTH- "EYUP he doesn't speak for us in Northumberia either."
England- "Youre not even a country you're part of me."
NORTHUMBRIA- We will be a country soon enough just wait and see
@@UNION_JACK_THE_RIPPER you can hang with us.
oh shit now i need a convention of cities. I NEED IT BEN I NEED IT. I need more Austin, NYC, Chicago, and Miami
I would love to watch Huston, Dallas, And Fort Worth beat Austin down. Like trolls beating on a hobbit.
Omg yes add Nashville.
Then LA shows up and everyone somehow hates him so much that they're grateful when he switches back to California
An Idea for someone else to run with.. If Ben is okay with it.
@@emmakinzian539 LA says something along the lines of "OH MY GOD GURRRRRRRRL no cap like almost all of us be getting like vaccinated which is like hella good like yes queeeeeeeen we like love that. Like that is hella good like gurl yassssss we all be getting cured gurl" I'm not sure if this is just how my friends talk or if it rlly is everyone in LA
Ok, but I LOVED the cities popping out of their states! That was a great twist
3:04 is my favorite part. Being a Texan right now since I moved here in 2015, Austin is its own place.
New rule no more drinking coffee while watching this. Miami showed up as I took a sip...
Oh no! Did it go out or in? Either way I hope you are ok! Coffee sucked into the lungs or expelled through the nose is horrible.
Projectile hot coffee... I am fine though.
Austin to FL transplant here. Your Austin/Texas moment had me and my husband in tears! You are always so smart and funny
Austin and Cali's friendship is...entertainment. Quality entertainment.
I love seeing the rest of NY! Idk, but this video, and when he calls MA, NJ, and FL to brag about the Bills winning are my absolute favorites!! It's so nice to see him happy about something!
Loving Austin’s transition
i just want an episode where California reminds everyone that he has people moving there from every where too
not to retire like Florida (although that would be up north), but to pursue a dream and eventually have it crushed
and yes I am from Cali
My parents did that two years ago. And one year ago, they moved back over here.
@@kesha3655 Well, California did say that people are leaving him.
Hell those that can are fleeing Commifornia in record numbers! Most of the people trying to get in are ILLEGAL ALIENS! It is one of the WORST states!
I mean more people leave California than move there. Anyone in a western state that can’t afford to buy a house anymore can tell you that. Such as Utah, Idaho, Montana, Etc.
@@kesha3655the most amazing part of that is someone being able to afford moving back to California
I love when cities come out to play
This is one of the best ones year, always love to see Austin, and VA
My phone buffered in the middle of WV making static noises and I laughed way harder than I should have
Can we just acknowledge how talented Ben is?
California talking to Austin. I’m dead. And Florida hola papa. I’m extra dead now
Honestly, even after all this time, I still love how Texas always reacts when Austin breaks loose. The facial expression transitions are always impeccable
As an southern IL folk, I love that IL without Chicago acknowledges just how much of the state cares for the St. Louis Cardinals over Chicago. like south of Peoria last I checked it gets more and more connected to IN, MO, and KY, mainly Missouri.
As someone who lives about an hour from both Evansville, IN and St. Louis I can say that this skit was painfully accurate
😂😂😂 I’ve watch this numerous times and it’s still Hilarious. Definitely my favorite. I’m from Alaska and love it when there’s an appearance of ‘the Last Frontier’. 😁
Watch Mother Russia visits Alaska. We gonna be like mommy
@@midnightsun5295 🤣🤣🤣 very true. I’m sure Russia rejects giving us up
Chicago seems to own Illinois already! New york City and New York would just fight. Austin just adorable and Miami seems like Florida on a next levels! I. Am. Here. For. ALL OF IT!
The NYC Vs the rest of NY was so damn accurate.
@CallMeAvocadoIt's a particularly bizarre case of biting the heart that's been supplying the dying limb with blood for _decades_ - I can't wait for the city and the island to call these ingrates' bluff on it.
I would love to see the different cities in Florida all having a meeting! Now there's some chaos!
Hmmm...Miami would just be playing Spanish music and partying, Orlando would probably just have stuff from every amusement park, Tampa's likely to bring the booze, and Jacksonville is hard the predict but it would be wild.
@@amusingintonations Apologies for answering on such an old discussion, but I love the fact that you didn't mention the state capital (Tallahassee if I'm not mistaken?)
@@eugenielegrand8590 We don't talk about Tallanasty.
Would the west Panhandle be retired military?
Miami showing up at the end was perfection!
I fucking love you Ben!! As a Texan who is blue stuck in a red state, that representation of Austin is *mwah* just perfect!!!
One of the best ones I’ve seen, keep up the good work Ben!
I love the multiple personalities of states vs their largest cities!
Im not gonna lie New York being covered in bills merch is scarily accurate.
Is that a western ny thing going to be honest I own absolutely zero bills merch lol
@@TiNyBaNgLeTiGeR Yeah mostly lol
This comment is too accurate, and honestly we should get rid of New York City from New York State.
@@hexaness25 lmao no with nyc Ny is irrelevant
@@hexaness25More like downstate would be ridding itself of the rotting limb that is upstate. 🤣
As a person born and raised in dc, I appreciate that we got a chance to show up to one of ur meetings.
Alaska coming into the conversation just to flex its size is pure gold.
VA almost got a whole second of screen time!
(In a shirt no one here has worn since the early '80s.)
I've watched a LOT of these and this is one of the very best
I wheezed seeing NY and NYC omg
I think this was the best one ever. That Austin bit was fantastic!!
AH I LOVE the cities coming out haha and would greatly enjoying seeing other cities coming out of other states. (Like: St. Louis from Missouri, Philly from PA, the Central Coast as a whole from California.)
Alaska popping up randomly is my favourite thing.
Very accurate description of Illinois and Chicago Ben.
As someone who's lived in Western or upstate NY my whole life it was awesome to see us separated from NYC for a moment!! There's never enough rep in anything for that
More Miami please!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣
We should really let our Austin out more
As someone from Miami, the “Hola, papá” at the end took me out. Looks like it’s time to bring out the dominoes table.
As someone from Chicago, that bit was dead accurate 😂🤣😂
I could have sworn that DC was not made a state specifically to avoid state favoritism. That in theory it was made that way to encourage neutrality.
Still sucks no one who lives there can vote
@@heathermoczydlowski1742A constitutional amendment gave DC three electoral votes for president, but as far as Congress goes, yeah, no voting representation.
Funny thing is, that whole _no taxation without representation_ business went out the window *hella* quick about 1783. Ask any Long Island loyalist who didn't have the money to move to Canada how much representation _they_ were allowed in the state legislature to contest the insane taxes and uncompensated seizures of property levied on them (and _only_ them) basically as soon as the British Army and Royal Navy cleared out of the state. _No taxation without representation_ turned into [grabby fingers] real fuckin' quick.
It would’ve been funny if California turned into Oakland for a second
yes! or if SoCal showed up again lol
I suddenly want more Miami, FL.
I used to live in Miami and that last line got me🤣🤣
I love that Queens sounded like ...well.... a queen.
These will never get old.
Imagine Dallas coming out from under the hat-
As a Texan near the Dallas Metroplex, Austin’s moment of freedom gives me hope that Dallas might be able to find a way out too
The actual New York being not as angry as New York City is just beautiful. I love seeing New York smile.
Best video yet. Glad to see Maine finally got some air time as well.
As a resident of Normal Illinois, yes. Spot on.
Making DC a state would have to be a Constitutional Amendment. The reason DC was created as a territory in the first place was because it was constitutionally required for no state to have direct power over the federal government and all states have to be equal to the federal government.
Brooooooo.... I can't stop laughing at the Austin and Texas interaction.
if we are adding states we should do DC Puerto Rico , And Guam all together. that wa will have 53 states (a prime number) then we can be Indivisible
The laugh i needed today thank you Ben
OMG this had me in HYSTERICS when I realized what was happening!!! 🤣🤣
I want more city-state videos I loved this so much aaa
OMG! So funny ! Boy Texas can be awful grumpy! 🤣
Would have been a great time for Puerto Rico to chime in
As a Puertorican, i can assure you its not that easy. 1/3rd of the population wants to be a state, 1/3rd wants independence from the state, and 1/3rd doesnt want either cause its a bad move.
New York’s Buffalo side is amazing 😂😂😂
@CallMeAvocado we’re more than that 😭
@CallMeAvocado Buffalo and NYC have more in common than one might think.
For starters, if downstate manages to amputate the rotting limb that is upstate, Buffalo will end up being the sugar daddy for what I think we should call West Massachusetts.
2:00 This had me confused but then I remembered the party swap back in the 20th century
The 20th century was only 21 years ago
Wait, crap, it's been a full 21 years??
I can't stop watching your videos
Love the Star Wars reference! 🤣
5 bucks says if Puerto Rico was in this skit they'd be ticked.
PR's been ticked in every Ben Brainerd it's appeared that I've watched so far.
I'm with Buffalo here and I'm from Manhattan. I find it funny that the Gov forgets about Manhattan when speaking about Florida. I think he's afraid to realize Manhattan is where the crazy comes from and Florida just puts a light on it. Manhattan and Florida would definitely get along perfectly because we kinda like to instigate chaos. Especially Miami.
Please let us be a state. I am tired of being told what to do and paying for it even tho I don't have a choice.
yes acknowledgment that VA doesn't hate MD as much as we hate WV. Not actual hate, its just sometimes like that
I feel like it's 2 different kinds of "hate" tho, bc there's no deeper connection to WV beyond sharing a name (LOL @ the W standing for worst!) I think the hate towards MD is more personal tho, like that family member who gets the heck on ur nerves and ur always making fun of and hating on but at the end of the day, they're still family...
Get a better flag and a decent football team and you won’t need to hate anyone, hun!
- Sincerely,
All of Maryland
P.S.
I expect a full roast in return and love y’all all the same.
@@JanusXAlvarenga okay so,1:Virginians don't give a crap about Football, so Why would we care about having a Decent team? 2:Our Flag literally isn't that bad, sure it's one of the State Seal flags but it's the best out of all of them, what other flag has a Roman Goddess of Justice standing triumphantly over a defeated Tyrant with the Words "Thus Always to Tyrants" in Latin below it? 3:The Internet Capitol of the World is technically considered to be in Virginia as according to one set of Data 70% of all data on the Internet goes through just one Virginia County, 4:For a Time literally all of North America that wasn't Spanish or French was considered "Virginia" by the Brits, 5: Until 2021 your state song had this Verse in it pleading Virginia to to Free Maryland from the hands of the Tyrant (who according to the Person who wrote the Verses, is Lincoln):
"Dear Mother! burst the tyrant's chain,
Maryland!
Virginia should not call in vain,
Maryland!
She meets her sisters on the plain-
"Sic semper!" 'tis the proud refrain
That baffles minions back again,
Maryland!
Arise in majesty again,
Maryland! My Maryland!"
Shall I go on?
@@lucyla9947 Crabs and flag or gtfo. Also, Northern VA is a forgettable concrete jungle and the rest of the state is an embarrassment to our country's history. Byyyyye.
P.S. Love the spirit of the roast. Let's keep it up!
@@JanusXAlvarenga if you really think NOVA is a Forgetful concrete wasteland, Please visit Reston, I'd love to see what you'd think of that, it was founded in the 60's and still is a shining example of Modern architecture to this day. The Southern bit of the state is also not a total disgrace as it has let's see Jamestown the First Permanent British settlement in America, Yorktown the place where the Last major Battle of the Revolution occured. Also if we want to go more into Virginia history, more Presidents have been born here then anywhere else, in fact so many of our first presidents were Virginian that either the First 5 presidents or Presidents 3-5 are collectively referred to as "The Virginian Dynasty," I'm pretty sure no other state has a Presidential Dynasty. Patrick Henry gave his "Give me Liberty of Give me Death Speech" here, and Virginia throughout history has Trumped Maryland in terms of Importance.
can not wait for when texas finally flips and we get california x texas romance arc
Idea; Miami shows up but keeps switching from you to PR and back during the conversation.
I wanna see how a meeting between Florida's city's go because of how Florida tends to act
"Hola, papá." killed me 😂
As a native Floridan, the appearance of Miami activated my fight or flight.
Glad you brought Austin back a year later, maybe we’ll see everyone else too 😂😂
Can we make Miami it's own state... please?
Sincerely, the rest of Florida
I’d rather sell it to Cuba
Do you mean the rest of Florida.....or most of the rest of the Florida when North Florida sees this as its chance to run out the backdoor and make its own state, too?
Sorry, but we like that Disney World Florida Discount a little too much to leave! :)
@@Adamdidit or what most people from rural north Florida want, become part of Georgia
@@wyattwilliams2457 Yeah but I doubt Georgia wants that.
🤣 Ah hahaha! Love the hat trick to contain Austin.
As a former resident of MD, we love DC and would love them to be a part of our state (VA can frick off, DC used to be part of MD, so we have a better claim than VA), but also DC totally deserves to be it's own state if it wants to.
To be blunt, most of NYS including city people and upstate, consider NYC a separate entiry anyway, and wish they would be so. :p
I love NY is happy and NYC is aggressive, which explains a lot
Yes this is what we need more WV vs VA drama please
Indeed.
We’ve seen Miami and Austin, now being in Hampton roads, it’s pure chaos
I now understand why New York is so grumpy. He's dealing with NYC and it slips out.
Alright, Ben, Gear up too do one on the gas shortage!
fantastic ending my dude. loved the cities interjecting.
I'm surprised the U.P didn't show up (The upper peninsula of Michigan) considering the fact that they want to, from what I heard, become a state
I have never been more terrified of anything than at the moment when cities in this satire could become states, the beginning of the dissolution “when laws become too numerous or complex”
I totally wanna see the state capitals just run a whole meeting and make their states watch them control their mouths in the meeting just to see how it goes.
I need a conversation between Orlando, Tallahassee,Miami, Jacksonville, and other cities about hurricane prep
Sending love your way
WE NEED MORE MIAMI!!!