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  • Dude! The Golden state is like, totally here! Take a few minutes and learn a little bit about what it's like to live in the many regions of America's elbow.
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  • @fairycat23
    @fairycat23 2 роки тому +2036

    It's good to see California having fun bugging the Government the way the other states do. And to hear him talk like himself. (Dude. Totally. Hella.)

    • @Igneous188
      @Igneous188 2 роки тому +23

      What about gnarly? Do they still say that or no?

    • @Burning_Tardis
      @Burning_Tardis 2 роки тому +40

      @@Igneous188 depends on what part of the coast you're on

    • @Igneous188
      @Igneous188 2 роки тому +7

      @@Burning_Tardis Alright

    • @DaoFAQ
      @DaoFAQ 2 роки тому +28

      @@Igneous188 it’s mainly surfer talk, an gnarly wave is actually describing the wave’s choppiness and it later got incorporated into regular language.

    • @DaoFAQ
      @DaoFAQ 2 роки тому +11

      I think my Calirfornia is going to come out more this week because of this video 😂

  • @courtneyarleo2239
    @courtneyarleo2239 2 роки тому +1406

    As a Floridian who married a Californian, this sketch is life! I also appreciate The Tick reference.

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 2 роки тому +15

      Isn’t that tv show of the hero that is name Tick or I thinking something else

    • @Oskanwhitchfather
      @Oskanwhitchfather 2 роки тому +18

      The The Tick reference. Also, Steven, the show, *_and_* hero are called The Tick. It's like Freakazoid. The show has the same name as the hero

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 2 роки тому +4

      @@Oskanwhitchfather okay thought so. Just making sure. Did not truly watch it but I saw pictures and clips of it

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +3

      Someone explain the tick reference to me

    • @catterin7815
      @catterin7815 2 роки тому +6

      spoooon!! I lived the Tick!

  • @CortexNewsService
    @CortexNewsService 2 роки тому +753

    I don't think I've seen Florida get that flustered. Nicely done, California.

    • @michealmalloy1934
      @michealmalloy1934 Рік тому +19

      I mean, California IS basically the Florida of the west…

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService Рік тому +16

      @@michealmalloy1934 Say that to California in a sketch. He'd lose it.

    • @hdrb1235
      @hdrb1235 Рік тому +2

      @@CortexNewsService I wanna see that happen now

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Рік тому +2

      @@michealmalloy1934 Except unlike Florida we have good weather.

    • @tortis6342
      @tortis6342 Рік тому +3

      @@hdrb1235 If it makes you feel better, I'm a Californian and I lost it when I read that. It's not even accurate!

  • @Pollen112
    @Pollen112 2 роки тому +973

    .... Wait, did Ben get this so PERFECT because California and Florida are bizzaro twins of each other?

    • @iron54eagle
      @iron54eagle 2 роки тому +104

      Some key differences include the fact that it seldom rains in California and Florida isn't on fire nearly as much as Cali

    • @leeterry96
      @leeterry96 2 роки тому +33

      But the both use an umbrella

    • @Neotoxy_
      @Neotoxy_ 2 роки тому +25

      @@leeterry96 The way they use it, however, is polar opposites.

    • @isaac4273
      @isaac4273 2 роки тому +33

      The one thing we do have in common is weirdness. I've been blessed with the adventurous opportunity of living in crazy San Diego city, where sea lions appear on i5, people drive with their legs because hands are busy with California burritos, and people are no afraid of "showing off". I love it here

    • @Vecbotgamer
      @Vecbotgamer 2 роки тому +10

      @@leeterry96 Nah, you only use an umbrella here in florida if its already raining when you walk out, which is like 10% of the time it ends up raining

  • @cilewilson874
    @cilewilson874 2 роки тому +326

    It's absolutely hilarious that California has the same reaction most of us Alaskans have when an earthquake hits 🤣 I'll log onto Facebook and all I'll see about once a week is "did you feel that?"

    • @mr.dullea1560
      @mr.dullea1560 2 роки тому +22

      I've legit laughed at people who freak out over earthquakes I didn't even feel.

    • @sunnirae1900
      @sunnirae1900 2 роки тому +30

      Because so often it's a TINY jolt. So many people from non-earthquake places are terrified of them, but really, the first thing you think isn't "omg, earthquake, I need safety" it's "did someone load the washer wrong?"
      And then you don't hear the washer going and you think "was there a car crash nearby? Did a tree fall? No, I didn't hear anything. Maybe it was an earthquake." And THEN you check the shake map.

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer 2 роки тому +5

      @@sunnirae1900 washer loaded wrong...I felt that one lolol

    • @zarahdescoteaux9185
      @zarahdescoteaux9185 Рік тому +4

      I only know an earthquake happened if my dad mentions it. The last time I remember actually noticing was when I was 10. I was on the floor coloring when the entire house swayed once and that was it. I didn’t realize it was an earthquake until my mom called across the house asking if everyone was ok. I haven’t noticed an earthquake since, despite people telling me they happened many times.

    • @teconnyspearow
      @teconnyspearow Рік тому

      They both get 100 earthquakes a day

  • @JadeLwoj
    @JadeLwoj 2 роки тому +298

    I’ve never seen Florida so riled by one state and I’ve never been so proud of California.

  • @iseemtobeaverb8249
    @iseemtobeaverb8249 2 роки тому +685

    Loved this, and as a resident I feel obliged to point out the Central Coast is also a totally distinct region of CA. No biggie, we are used to being left out. It’s why we don’t mind being so damn hard to get to.

    • @mrs.lilymason
      @mrs.lilymason 2 роки тому +10

      Last I checked it was north and south, with everything after LA being north 🙄

    • @Surfinsam927
      @Surfinsam927 2 роки тому +24

      As a resident I just call it NorCal, Bay Area, and SoCal. Basically anything North of Ventura and South of Morgan Hill I suppose I'd call Central...but I usually just pick one of the bigger cities and call it something like Bakersfield Area, SLO area, Monterey area, Visalia area, Fresno area etc.

    • @ketoincontext2306
      @ketoincontext2306 2 роки тому +2

      @@Surfinsam927 This pretty accurately describes it.

    • @LittleFugueFlute
      @LittleFugueFlute 2 роки тому +7

      Central *coast*? Try central *valley*

    • @dead-immortal
      @dead-immortal 2 роки тому +10

      I know, right?! I live in SLO County and I'm kinda confused as to which region I'm in since I'm about 6hours from LA and about 6 hours from Sacramento (without traffic or bathroom breaks)

  • @nickchippy2287
    @nickchippy2287 2 роки тому +145

    As Californian it’s good see California make Florida mad

  • @Arose4her
    @Arose4her 2 роки тому +513

    As someone who grew up in California it mind boggling to me that an outsider got us so accurate when so many people have failed in the past. Your only been there a few months. 😂😂 if anybody wants a true representation of what CaCalifornia is ike this is it, truly.

    • @justinmejia5988
      @justinmejia5988 2 роки тому +10

      No I come from sac I'll tell you right now we call San Francisco Frisco we call California Cali I don't know what part California you grew up in but I think we grew up in way different parts California

    • @kyperdorito8569
      @kyperdorito8569 2 роки тому +14

      Honestly, you can count on Ben to get almost everything down accurately. The only difference for me is that we call San Fransico 'Frisco'. It's probably because I'm Central Valley Cal.

    • @sunnirae1900
      @sunnirae1900 2 роки тому +15

      In the bay area we call San Fransico either "The City" or "SF". But I grew up in Sonoma and always say "The" before a highway or freeway number.

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +14

      @@justinmejia5988 nobody calls it Cali
      In SoCal

    • @andrewcraddock1358
      @andrewcraddock1358 2 роки тому +5

      @@MsDogleaf I grew up in San Diego. It always grinds my gears when someone says SoCal as well as Cali.

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 2 роки тому +146

    I did not know that Disney World and Disneyland shared THAT many topographical similarities.
    I knew DL was in Anaheim and I keep forgetting WDW is Lake Buena Vista, NOT Orlando.
    This was much more amusing than I was expecting (and I was already expecting amusement). And the Florida has been broken. XD

    • @tjtillman
      @tjtillman 2 роки тому +2

      Dude had me ROLLING at the name of the county

  • @Yvonne-Bella
    @Yvonne-Bella 2 роки тому +218

    The earthquake reaction is super accurate. Like you can drive on a small enough quake. Its dangerous as f@ck, but you can do it

    • @Sk8rToon
      @Sk8rToon 2 роки тому +32

      Shoot if you’re driving you don’t know there was a quake half the time.

    • @sunnirae1900
      @sunnirae1900 2 роки тому +27

      My sister was driving during the 6.-something in 2012, 2013? In Humboldt. She thought it was wind. Which is totally possible because the 101 by the Humboldt bay is windy AF. When she got to work everything was on the ground.
      There was a 4.1 a couple weeks ago near San Diego and I was on the couch. My roommate was making coffee. I felt a small jolt and asked "did you feel that?" She did not. Went to the earthquake website and it was an earthquake! We spent breakfast talking about all the eathquakes we've felt.
      Edit: and driving during an earthquake is not dangerous at all. Cars have suspension. You're not likely to feel anything under a 5.0. After that you'll think "wtf is wrong with this road?" After that, you'll think "wow, it must be windy."

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +5

      I was in the mall one time
      All you could feel was that the lights were swinging

    • @chibiprussia5574
      @chibiprussia5574 2 роки тому +4

      A 4.0 earthquake will happen in an area not close to a city in Washington and the local news will be like:
      Did ya feel it??

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 2 роки тому +4

      @@sunnirae1900 my fault for not clarifying at the time. Wasn't thinking in the broader scopes, but yeah i was talking about building breaking earthquake that'll have you grab a door frame for stability.
      I know you can drive on a four. Stood through one back in 2015/16 and life was still happening outside.

  • @TheJimyjr
    @TheJimyjr 2 роки тому +210

    Man, Ben really flexing that creative muscle. This was the best one yet.

  • @sherimeinburg3066
    @sherimeinburg3066 2 роки тому +366

    Also Fun Fact: The reason SoCal residents put a "The" in front of freeway numbers is because our freeways started out with names and not numbers, the Hollywood Freeway is the 101, the Harbor Freeway is the 110, The San Diego Freeways are both the 405 and the 5, The 5 is also the Santa Ana and the Golden State Freeway depending on what part you're on, Same for the 91 which is both the Artesia and Riverside Freeway, The Long Beach Freeway is the 710 and so on. It a cool bit of SoCal history.

    • @Jerry4281
      @Jerry4281 2 роки тому +4

      I never heard this, I just say take the 10 or something like that, or we are looking for I-10 west. If we ever try to get to LA

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen 2 роки тому +9

      That's an interesting story! Up in SF it's basically the reverse... just 80, 280, 380, 580, 680, 780, 880, 980... Oh! And 238! 480 disappeared a long time ago, tho. But I guess my point is, there's not many freeways that we ever actually have to deal with (so much that just by naming the freeway numbers you know what part of the Bay Area I'm talking about), so just the number is good enough. That said hearing people call it "the 101" instead of just "101" is still way too weird.

    • @KestrelOwens
      @KestrelOwens 2 роки тому +4

      @@nickfifteen The freeways around the bay area do have names, not that I have ever heard anyone use them other than to refer to The MacArthur Maze.

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 2 роки тому +5

      @@KestrelOwens yep. I know for a fact 580 is MLK
      (Not directed at you, but future readers of this thread)
      No one uses them, cuz well, who's reading a long @$$ name when you need to get somewhere

    • @onbearfeet
      @onbearfeet 2 роки тому +16

      I love the fact that multiple freeways can share a name AND the same freeway has multiple names. Also, people's reactions to certain parts of certain freeways.
      "Get on the 405 North."
      "...Why am I suddenly driving into the sunset?"
      "Because that's how driving west works."
      "YOU SAID THIS FREEWAY WAS GOING NORTH."
      "It goes north. At some point."
      "WHAT."
      "Look, we're two thirds of the West Coast and the nearest beach to here faces south. You get used to it."
      "ISN'T THAT THE SOUTH COAST THEN?"
      "God, no. Does this place look like a luxury mall?"
      *pterodactyl screeching*

  • @cheeseducks9118
    @cheeseducks9118 2 роки тому +78

    As someone who spent their 'learning to talk' phase of childhood in California, I spent the video going "do I really sound like that??" 😂 Also loved the Anchorman reference🤣

    • @mako3271
      @mako3271 2 роки тому +3

      What reference?

    • @cheeseducks9118
      @cheeseducks9118 2 роки тому

      @@mako3271 San Diego being called a whales vagina

  • @alinapritchett9276
    @alinapritchett9276 2 роки тому +245

    A few notes: In N Out is good… FOR THE PRICE. People don’t realize Californians love it because it’s cheap, and quality food within that price range. It’s easy to find better burgers elsewhere but it’s a hard to find a good burger that is that price and that good. LA has had a huge burger explosion lately and there are some amazing cheap burger pop ups here that are totally worth checking out besides In N Out.
    Also Hella is only a thing said in the Bay Area or said by people from the Bay Area.
    Only people not from Orange County called it The OC. People who live there say the whole name.
    Los Angeles is so huge that you can have extremely different experiences depending on what neighborhood you live in even if you’re only a mile or two apart.
    Also in Los Angeles distance is measured not* by miles, but by time since the two are not correlated at all. If you come here to visit, definitely get to know a local otherwise you’ll make bad choices and get stuck in traffic your entire trip.
    *Edit: I forgot the “not”

    • @andrewcraddock1358
      @andrewcraddock1358 2 роки тому +14

      And don't forget about In-N-Out's secret menu. I miss the Animal-Style fries.

    • @Pigeonwhogotburnt
      @Pigeonwhogotburnt 2 роки тому +7

      @@andrewcraddock1358 one word: Whataburger

    • @jonathanbeaudry3351
      @jonathanbeaudry3351 2 роки тому +20

      @Schlugel basically. The food you get at In-N-Out is more filling than McDonald's as well. Their Double-Double combo is $6.50 and is more filling than any combination of food that you could get at Mcdonalds for the same or similar price. The lines at In-N-Out look long, but they move quickly.

    • @Pigeonwhogotburnt
      @Pigeonwhogotburnt 2 роки тому

      @@jonathanbeaudry3351 whataburger>

    • @andrews1490
      @andrews1490 2 роки тому +8

      @@Pigeonwhogotburnt There is no Whataburger in CA. If it was the price that they sell food for in TX would never work in CA due to the price to be here. Also being someone who has had both while in Austin. Whataburger is decent but I compare it more to a Carls Jr/Hardeys. The closest In-n-Out compare in Austin was P. Terry's

  • @jasaraya831
    @jasaraya831 2 роки тому +22

    Lived in Southern California my entire life, I sleep through earthquakes at this point.

  • @larsshort6367
    @larsshort6367 2 роки тому +53

    As a CA Central Valley native, I'm so glad we got mentioned 🖤 even if it was only for farming and nothing else, its true, there's literally nothing here 😭 and we do like mountain to beach access lol
    also I think we only are hate it when you say 'Cali' out loud
    And! THANK GOD we didn't get lumped in with the rest of NorCal or Jefferson

    • @katdbr3857
      @katdbr3857 2 роки тому +6

      Right! And the water complaining from central on up lol is right too.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому +1

      Yep. Also you guys are always protesting water cuts even when we have cut residential use 25% and farmers use 75% of the water supply, get drip irrigation then; the government is actually going to pay for it.

  • @soltaire4775
    @soltaire4775 2 роки тому +114

    As a Texan, I feel attacked by that there Floridian. And as a resident of DFW I feel required to point out we are technically bigger than Houston...as long as you are counting us as one city.

    • @christiangarza8122
      @christiangarza8122 2 роки тому +5

      As a fellow Texan not from that area, we aren’t

    • @dinahmyte3749
      @dinahmyte3749 2 роки тому +7

      As someone from Houston: sprawl is gross, why do people like it?

    • @masantonio8790
      @masantonio8790 2 роки тому +4

      As a Houstonian, we're bigger. Also, I too am offended

    • @SoulKiller7Eternal
      @SoulKiller7Eternal 2 роки тому +7

      As a Texan who hates big cities. They are two different cities. And Love Field is the better airport then DFW.
      Houston is bigger. And more of a pain in the ass then Dallas or Fort Worth.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 2 роки тому +5

      @@SoulKiller7Eternal the drivers in Houston are better, though. Not by a lot, but they are better.

  • @NerdsTravels
    @NerdsTravels 2 роки тому +106

    10 points for the correct usage of both Dude and Hella. 🤣

    • @sorenlarsen-dierking789
      @sorenlarsen-dierking789 2 роки тому +3

      it was so natural i didn't even realize

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +2

      There were a few too many Hellas in there, but other than that it sounded almost exactly like a Californian.

    • @robert8581
      @robert8581 Рік тому +1

      Yup like totally Hella accurate.

    • @crosonyconnecter
      @crosonyconnecter 4 місяці тому +1

      Seriously like, way so accurate yo.

  • @trajanfpv
    @trajanfpv 2 роки тому +147

    At 70% vaccinated that means CA's vaccinated population is larger than the entire population of most states. It is nice to see CA flex a little more, normally CA is the butt of jokes in these sketches.

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому +16

      We also grow enough food to feed the entire world, including 80% of the world's almond supply despite almonds being from Iran.

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 10 місяців тому

      ​@wta1518 we have 80% of all major agriculture and our economy is reliant on the water for the crops, hence the droughts.

  • @jeremiahpettus673
    @jeremiahpettus673 2 роки тому +80

    I live in Anaheim and I get annoyed when tourists at Disneyland say, "I can't believe Los Angeles is this big."

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 2 роки тому +8

      Yeah another SoCal. Also I feel really weird that people think Disneyland is in LA

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 2 роки тому +3

      Fellow OC-resident here. I loved this one (although I say I’m from Cali so….)

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому +4

      Yes
      I live 15 min from Disney
      It’s not in LA

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 2 роки тому +3

      There is Los Angeles and Greater Los Angeles which is why it can be confusing.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому +1

      You wonder when they will create a UK style council authority for Greater La. after all 20 million people

  • @chloemarcum3627
    @chloemarcum3627 2 роки тому +5

    "Not the face! Not the face!" " No I was thinking something more like.....SPOON!"

  • @Obladioblada1980
    @Obladioblada1980 2 роки тому +31

    Thanks for the many laughs. Just found your channel a month ago and have been Sharing it with everyone. Don't forget to breathe and take a moment to yourself.

  • @tyrannosaur219
    @tyrannosaur219 2 роки тому +41

    As a lifelong Texan, I could care less about the city size jab, but you done crossed a line with In-N-Out. They may not be the _best,_ but those are some *damn* good burgers. Not to mention the animal-style fries and the milkshakes..
    Differences in restaurant preference aside; loved the video!

    • @Jchmcom
      @Jchmcom 2 роки тому +5

      You just lost your Whataburger privileges, partner.

    • @skar9556
      @skar9556 2 роки тому +3

      A Texan who likes In-N-Out..?? Impossible.

    • @Commy01
      @Commy01 2 роки тому +2

      That's alright, some people like burgers that taste like beef and fries that taste like fries; and some people like their food to taste like grease. Those people go to In-N-Out

    • @tyrannosaur219
      @tyrannosaur219 2 роки тому

      @@Jchmcom Bold of you to assume I even like Whataburger in the first place.

    • @xbuster3
      @xbuster3 2 роки тому

      Let me correct you there by saying in n out is the ONLY good fast food burger place

  • @baklava_consumer
    @baklava_consumer 2 роки тому +165

    I actually gasped out loud when I saw California-
    just watched and I am not disappointed. and yes, everyone hates each other xD
    one thing I'd add is that no matter what the video said, San Diego is the worst if you're visiting for a day or two.

    • @Zero-di3cf
      @Zero-di3cf 2 роки тому +1

      Thats how I felt about Texas

    • @2avcrm
      @2avcrm 2 роки тому +3

      Not nearly as much as those in Portland and Seattle hate people from CA.

    • @Igneous188
      @Igneous188 2 роки тому +1

      That's why it has Die in Diego

    • @VileMike
      @VileMike 2 роки тому +4

      That's because you're leaving so soon.

    • @mr.dullea1560
      @mr.dullea1560 2 роки тому +7

      YES, TELL PEOPLE SAN DIEGO SUCKS!!! Maybe then the traffic will die back down. Also what part of San Diego did you visit because that would make the difference. 😂

  • @richardwroblewski8458
    @richardwroblewski8458 2 роки тому +137

    As a californian.... you arent wrong... like at all. I had to drive through 3 of those regions just for work... daily. The valley is hot and dry and filled with nothing but dry air, then their is the bay which is just CROWDED and busy busy busy and filled with tech. The City is what it is and then there is actually a region you missed. Santa Cruz. Mostly because to get their you either need to be patient, crazy or accidently got lost. The roads to get their are narrow and people in sports cars pretend its F1... even when traffic gets bad. Somehow i rarely saw anyone die.

    • @MeansOfProduction209
      @MeansOfProduction209 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah I grew up in Santa Cruz. Highway 17 can be brutal.

    • @eileenh4927
      @eileenh4927 2 роки тому +1

      I've noticed people in Santa Cruz call themselves part of the bay area which just feels wrong to me as a true bay area native

    • @ashleyhamman
      @ashleyhamman Рік тому

      Santa Cruz is a place people decide to live for a few years to get away from San Jose and the peninsula, before deciding that it's maybe not worth the roads washing away every couple years.

    • @blaisemacpherson7637
      @blaisemacpherson7637 Рік тому

      I'm from Fresno and he definitely could have learned on the okie thing a lot more. In fact he should have called California and Oklahoma should have just shown up.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Рік тому

      Down here in SD we have the 805, with a weekly forecast of stupid people in cars that are way less agile than they think they are.

  • @costley51
    @costley51 2 роки тому +23

    My California heart screamed, "How dare you" at the In-n-Out diss. I mean, it doesn't have to be your favorite, but to call it not good!!! Also, Pea Soup, Anderson's, water fights I'm impressed to see you get those. But I'm also wondering at your definition of SoCal. Like those are all north of L.A., the OC, and San Diego. Anyway, thanks for the videos, love them! Keep 'em coming!

  • @spill.urguts
    @spill.urguts 2 роки тому +76

    Californian here yes I did gasp when I heard him diss in n out, I literally picked it up yesterday, also appreciate the little mention of the absurd amount of Mexican food trucks in SoCal, most of the population in L.A. is actually Hispanic bc immigration is really easy when it’s just a walk upwards. Yes I hate every other region but I love San Diego. Everybody here goes there for vacation

    • @Kamuishinjo
      @Kamuishinjo 2 роки тому +3

      Eh, I won't say In-N-Out is bad. But I do feel it is overrated. *born and raised in California* Though I will say that the first time I tried their fries? Best fries I had ever had in my life... Every time after? Disappointment. I'm not sure if it's because the first time I had them was before the switch to vegetable shortening to fry them and every time after was after the switch but even so.... So sad. I will, however, have to commit the Californian sin and say that I feel that Whataburger is better overall.

    • @whiterungaurd4635
      @whiterungaurd4635 Рік тому +1

      @@Kamuishinjo Alright surely this counts as treason of some sort?

  • @RubricalChain25
    @RubricalChain25 2 роки тому +36

    The funny thing is that with the whole Disney thing, DisneyLand California was opened in ‘55, while Walt Disney World Floria was opened in ‘71, so really, Florida copied California, but I still find the bit funny 😂

  • @陳奕釩-i4c
    @陳奕釩-i4c 2 роки тому +101

    As a Taiwanese from the other side of the Pacific ring of fire,the earthquake part cracks me up

    • @andreialamaia
      @andreialamaia 2 роки тому +12

      Same from someone from Chile!! Below 6 it does not exist

    • @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
      @itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 2 роки тому +4

      Meanwhile in Australia....
      Uh, what's an earthquake?
      (For those who don't know, Australia is the most geologically stable continent on earth. The last earthquake we had was a 4.5 40 years ago. We're also are the only continent on earth without an active volcano.)

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 2 роки тому

      @@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 You're also the smallest continent, so having no volcanoes isn't very surprising.

    • @r.ndomperson
      @r.ndomperson Рік тому +1

      as an Alaskan, same

  • @canyontiger4022
    @canyontiger4022 2 роки тому +22

    As a NorCal native, thank you for the accuracy - and the nod to Jefferson. This skit was way funnier than I thought it’d be!

  • @sharlalewis1397
    @sharlalewis1397 2 роки тому +1

    “Below 75 degrees is jacket and pants weather.” That is the most correct thing I’ve ever heard

  • @curiousKuro16
    @curiousKuro16 2 роки тому +25

    California has always been one of my favorites! Now they have a video all to themselves! I liked the shift in language, makes them seem like more their own person and less a representation of 'liberals'. Very curious to see if you keep that for the future!

  • @DJKronikCam710
    @DJKronikCam710 2 роки тому +13

    Bro the way you had California goin off about things in Cali and Florida was flipping out because that's our shit had me in tears esp when Cali was like "everyone thinks Disney land is in LA but it's in a much smaller city nearby" I was like oh shit everyone thinks Disney world is in Orlando but it's not also! Haha great content bro you got an amazing handle on all of the states! Fla will always be my favorite bc that's where I grew up and I know that's where your from which is why you hit his lines spot on with everything he says!🤣😂

  • @RealPumpkinJay
    @RealPumpkinJay 2 роки тому +24

    I thought everyone knew that Disney is in Anaheim.
    Wait… Kern river is deadly? LMAO

    • @emagithesimp942
      @emagithesimp942 2 роки тому +4

      As someone who swam in it, it definitely is, although there are calm parts

    • @RevokFarthis
      @RevokFarthis Рік тому +3

      Californians know that Disneyland is in Anaheim.
      Non-Californians don't even know Anaheim exists.

    • @RealPumpkinJay
      @RealPumpkinJay Рік тому +1

      @@RevokFarthis Guess they also haven’t heard of the Angels. I’ve sat through exactly one Baseball game ever and it was at the Angel Stadium of Anaheim.

  • @erikaalbert929
    @erikaalbert929 2 роки тому +27

    Love this! And as a so cal native, I agree in and out is overrated!!!!

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 2 роки тому +1

      I’m also from California, I like in n out but I don’t go out my way to tell people about it

    • @Yvonne-Bella
      @Yvonne-Bella 2 роки тому +1

      Bay Native. Never tried it. The line aint worth shit

  • @jennythepixie677
    @jennythepixie677 2 роки тому +1

    Omg, the in and out burger hype. I finally caved to drive to our nearest one having been 3yrs out here and went and was like "yeah, this is a burger... an adequate burger. Pretty decent fries". But nothing to get that much hype.

  • @magixman6566
    @magixman6566 2 роки тому +82

    Loved this as a Californian born and raised, but In n out is amazing so when you grow some taste buds you should go back and enjoy the best fast food burger ever

    • @poggerinreal
      @poggerinreal 2 роки тому

      this

    • @sunnirae1900
      @sunnirae1900 2 роки тому +4

      And part of the experience is waiting in line. Which is enjoyable because you know you're getting some damn good food at the end.

    • @MsDogleaf
      @MsDogleaf 2 роки тому

      Yes when I was young I didn’t like burgers
      but I like in and out

  • @dedifiedjelly
    @dedifiedjelly 2 роки тому +6

    “That’s what- he- said”

  • @SarcasticasKel
    @SarcasticasKel 2 роки тому +15

    [Technical Glitch] Someone please reboot FL with a white claw. The FL outtakes is my average Tuesday🤣😂🤣

    • @FallenRingbearer
      @FallenRingbearer 2 роки тому

      Fun Fact: White Claw is popular in the Central Valley. We have lots of southern transplants and decendants here lol 😆

  • @j.rileyindependentproductions
    @j.rileyindependentproductions 2 роки тому +7

    As someone born and raised in Fresno, you missed the perfect opportunity to say, "They all hate each other for various reasons... Except the Central Valley. Dude, they hella hate on themselves so much that no one else needs to hate them."

  • @laurenragle5228
    @laurenragle5228 2 роки тому +22

    So far, the one time I visited CA, I went to San Diego. It was SO nice! I can't wait to go back and explore more of the state - I mean, more of San Diego.

    • @VileMike
      @VileMike 2 роки тому +4

      You are welcome here in San Diego anytime!

    • @ACertainGuy0
      @ACertainGuy0 2 роки тому +2

      If you can handle the smell of manure and enjoy wine, check out some of the wineries in The Grape Vine (Central Cali, north of LA).

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому

      Nice

  • @nermac1
    @nermac1 2 роки тому +10

    SoCal native, I enjoyed this! The traffic statement is very relatable especially on The 91, 405, & 5. 👏 We don’t count traffic in minutes, it’s all based on “what time you leaving?” Yet you always add a half-hour delay to a simple drive. Heck, when I go to InNOut I often anticipate a 25 - hour delay depending on the time I departure.

  • @MayyroMusic
    @MayyroMusic Рік тому +5

    Love the research Ben does in these. As a Central Valley Californian, I feel heard. Surprised he didn't mention almonds.

  • @kallie2051
    @kallie2051 2 роки тому +13

    I’m not from Cali, but this is still one of my favorites because California is my favorite character and also the call is my name spelled differently, so that’s amusing (and also Florida getting annoyed 😂)

  • @chasehofer6651
    @chasehofer6651 2 роки тому

    From the mixed lands of nor cal and Jefferson. God bless, and thank you for the shout out.

  • @MeansOfProduction209
    @MeansOfProduction209 2 роки тому +8

    "You start saying his name and give up halfway through".......
    Me a Californian: .....welp....yeah you got a point.

  • @VileMike
    @VileMike 2 роки тому +2

    As a San Diegan I just got to say, you are correct, sir.

  • @kesha3655
    @kesha3655 2 роки тому +6

    I have to know. Was the sunglasses falling off planned?

  • @MxDae
    @MxDae 2 роки тому +9

    Somehow, the new piercings are so fitting for Cali!

  • @redpolscorp
    @redpolscorp 2 роки тому +3

    Of course In-n-out is good. I am from Germany and never were in the US, never eaten there. But Gordon Ramsay likes to eat there. So it HAS to be good

  • @lordadamant8182
    @lordadamant8182 Рік тому

    Love how Florida is the one regularly knocking on the fourth wall and how consistent that fact has been.

  • @adamestes5227
    @adamestes5227 2 роки тому +16

    OC resident here. Thanks for the laughs! Never though we have so much in common with Florida.

    • @MarcailGaelyn
      @MarcailGaelyn 2 роки тому +1

      Hi OC neighbor! (Also OC resident)

    • @gatordragon8824
      @gatordragon8824 2 роки тому +1

      Everyone is a little Florida. That's how Florida got to be the way it is.

    • @itzforkda9542
      @itzforkda9542 2 роки тому +1

      @Adam Estes The Aztecs definitely beat orange cove an you cannot change my mine

    • @Cal90208
      @Cal90208 2 роки тому +1

      @@itzforkda9542 Well I’m happy to see this, as a current Aztec.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому

      Yep.

  • @IcecreamCat23
    @IcecreamCat23 Рік тому +1

    I didn’t realize both have the Disney Park in a county called Orange County 😂

  • @torinighthawk2388
    @torinighthawk2388 2 роки тому +7

    Native Califorian stuck in Texas. Just started binge watching and love it. Love that you talked about the split in California. Back when hetalia was big with all my friends i convinced them to do a states hetalia. It took forever to sell them on the fact that SoCal and NorCal had to be two seperate personalities.

    • @crosonyconnecter
      @crosonyconnecter 4 місяці тому

      YES
      thank you! NorCal and SoCal are like, totally different dude.

  • @wordwoman9900
    @wordwoman9900 2 роки тому

    As a lifelong Californian I SCREAMED at the match joke. That gets ya a sub. LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @rex4765
    @rex4765 2 роки тому +19

    Cali got some much needed screen time, love how he and the gov' harassed Florida too

  • @cynthiaericson6978
    @cynthiaericson6978 2 роки тому +1

    so totally appreciate the rep. only thing missing was the surf board

  • @JFox191
    @JFox191 2 роки тому +1

    I live not to far from Pea Soup Anderson's! I love this vid!

  • @elisabetrouge
    @elisabetrouge 2 роки тому +4

    I think you broke Florida. He needs to visit Louie and wrestle gators.

  • @Cloudrunner5k
    @Cloudrunner5k 2 роки тому

    AYYY SAN DIEGO LOVE!
    I spent 5 years stationed there. It really is America's Finest City

  • @LuckasSilver
    @LuckasSilver 2 роки тому +7

    I was born in Sacramento, California and I call it Cali to upset my family that still live in the state. It's a bit ridiculous that the short name is so upsetting.

  • @nathanielrudino2405
    @nathanielrudino2405 2 роки тому +1

    I’m happy you included the Central Valley

  • @halo285x
    @halo285x 2 роки тому +5

    Love how the roles with DC and Florida switch here to the point where DC was enjoying seeing Florida get a taste of his on medicine

  • @BurlyNerdGetsTheWorm
    @BurlyNerdGetsTheWorm 2 роки тому

    "The City" reference made me so happy.

  • @theeranarts4708
    @theeranarts4708 2 роки тому +6

    When gov said he's enjoying this I think he just love the signs of angry FL lol

  • @azulart7284
    @azulart7284 2 роки тому +1

    *laughs in SoCal coast* it is infact sunny all the time expect for the few times in the year. Around the begging of the year evey other week is cold

  • @noe_cortez
    @noe_cortez 2 роки тому +3

    The Emperor was here

  • @sleepinghermit7778
    @sleepinghermit7778 2 роки тому

    "Nothing you say can hurt me, you think In-N-Out is good!" Oh boy, I loved that! 😍 👌👍🤘

  • @amcub
    @amcub 2 роки тому +6

    2:19 As a backpacker, this line is hilarious and painfully stings at the same time

  • @Beacuzz
    @Beacuzz Рік тому +1

    That thing about San Fran. That Really depends on where you're from. Im from Sac and it is called San Fran and 'the city' around here. I think some in central call it Frisco.

  • @tjtillman
    @tjtillman 2 роки тому +5

    As a born and raised Floridian who now resides in LA: I don't ever want to give up the mountains.

  • @ShapeShifter499
    @ShapeShifter499 2 роки тому +1

    As a Californian I head to Twitter when I think I felt an earthquake

  • @BAXANDREW
    @BAXANDREW 2 роки тому +5

    One Billion Life Points for the "The Tick", "The City" reference.

  • @larrytm1282
    @larrytm1282 Рік тому +1

    "Spooon!" Only a few will understand that reference!

  • @nekogodofwar1851
    @nekogodofwar1851 2 роки тому +4

    in-and-out is the best fast food restaurant in the US i don’t care what y’all say

  • @naraekim4993
    @naraekim4993 2 роки тому

    I was an LA resident for only two years but I've still seen everything in the sketch. 😂

  • @Zman2112
    @Zman2112 2 роки тому +4

    As someone from the Central Valley of California. This is truly accurate but hilarious. Also got the tick reference.

  • @jeffthegrate5696
    @jeffthegrate5696 2 роки тому

    Tip: at least once a year if you go to school or have a social gathering after a quake in California one or more people will ask if you “felt the quake last night” and half the time people will say “there was a quake?” Or “so THATS what that was” and that’s how you know who the light sleepers are in California.

  • @jenniferlundquist9475
    @jenniferlundquist9475 2 роки тому +5

    As a Californian I fully endorse this message, especially the part about In and Out…lol

  • @TheRennDawg
    @TheRennDawg 2 роки тому +5

    People who think In n Out Burgers are the best have never had Dick's Drive-In.

    • @zacharyellis3336
      @zacharyellis3336 2 роки тому +2

      That's what he said

    • @stevennguyen8935
      @stevennguyen8935 2 роки тому

      I do want to eat burgers that are out of California. But once I do get out of California, I forget to do so.

    • @rachael11
      @rachael11 2 роки тому +1

      I've never been to an In n Out, but Dicks is the best ... Unfortunately named perhaps, but still ...

  • @oliverkloshophdndrecords50
    @oliverkloshophdndrecords50 Рік тому

    I love the tick and I absolutely got the reference

  • @larkylark1
    @larkylark1 2 роки тому +9

    I have been waiting for this one! It did not disappoint!

  • @henryvolt35
    @henryvolt35 2 роки тому +2

    0:39 Place obligatory "SPOOON" joke here...and yes I did get that reference.
    That aside yeah, there's always good memories to be made in San Diego.

  • @livenandlove1980
    @livenandlove1980 Рік тому +3

    As a Californian, this was the best representation I've seen. Also, I was ready to fight when you said In-N-Out isn't good.

  • @7WhitePhoenix7
    @7WhitePhoenix7 Рік тому

    As a native Californian - well done, sir! In'N'Out is a phenomenal burger IF you order it correctly. If you just order a hamburger or cheeseburger on its own, prepare to be disappointed. If you like pickles, onions, and a touch of mustard, order it "Double-Double Animal Style WITH a whole grill." You'll thank me later.

  • @johnstone442
    @johnstone442 2 роки тому +3

    Got the tick reference. Thank you for making my day

  • @danielleporter1829
    @danielleporter1829 2 роки тому

    As a born and raised Southern California girl, it's true anything 65°/below in general, modt of us think is cold. Even though freeways have formal names like the Ronald Reagan Freeway, Glenn Anderson or Santa Monica, we just say the 118 ( Ronald Reagan) , 105 (Glenn Anderson) and the 10 is just the 10 , but we will differentiate between whether the 10 is the portion that will take you to San Bernardino or Santa Monica. We do that with the 110( San Pedro and Pasadena), Interstate 5 /I-5( we will say the 5 and if it's the portion from L.A. to San Francisco, we say the Grapevine. Because of there's a town along the 5 called Grapevine.) When it does rain and snows. We know it's serious when the CHP makes chains ⛓️ mandatory for anyone driving up to go skiing 🎿 or snowboarding ❄️ up at Mountain High and when the CHP closes both sides of the Freeway. We differentiate between the 5 when anything south of LA by saying the Santa Ana freeway and north , The Grapevine, We never call it by it's other official name, the Golden State Freeway. Any a
    Earthquake that registers 5.0 or lower without damage on the Richter Scale as a tremor All Californians know that "The Big One" is coming , but we don't know when since the San Andreas Fault runs through the whole state clear down to the Pacific Coast of Mexico. And the San Andreas literally runs clear down the middle of Downtown LA . Moat of the older skyscrapers have been retro fitted to sway with the seismic waves.
    The newer buildings like the Wilshire Grand complex, Staples Center a( much like how for most Chicagoans of a certain age, the Willis Tower will always be the Sears Tower, the Crypto.com Arema will always be the Staples Center for most Angelenos , me included since it is the house that Shaq and Kobe built. Plus Staples Center rolls off the tongue better than Crypto.com Arema) all have retrofits built-in into the overall design.
    I pronounce Silicon ( Sili cann with a long a sound ) some say Sili kohn) it all depends on where you are in the state.

  • @krazykid724
    @krazykid724 2 роки тому +3

    California said that every part of Calli likes San Deigo, but most people in the State of Jefferson just hate everything that is not them

  • @magdaraya
    @magdaraya 2 роки тому +2

    "SoCal is known to be sunny and warm all year"
    The High Desert would like to know your location.

  • @Larry_Alvarez
    @Larry_Alvarez 2 роки тому +3

    SoCal needs to stop taking our water, we should tax them. In N Out is boring and limited varieties that are outdated.

  • @kingjonstarkgeryan8573
    @kingjonstarkgeryan8573 2 роки тому +1

    Also we all like in-and-out and have a "screw you" attitude if you don't.
    It's amazing we haven't started a civil war within the state considering the only things we can agree on come out to be less than a handful.

  • @CraftyNessi
    @CraftyNessi 2 роки тому +3

    It was the earthquake and region clarification for me. 😂 This was so accurate, it hurts.

    • @sunnirae1900
      @sunnirae1900 2 роки тому +1

      Anything below a 3.5 is barely perceptible. They're just small jolts where if you're not sitting down and relaxing, you probably won't even feel them. Between a 4.0 and a 4.3, you don't immediately think "Earthquake!!!" You think "did someone load the washing machine wrong?"

    • @CraftyNessi
      @CraftyNessi 2 роки тому +1

      @@sunnirae1900 the calm and collected shift forward in your seat and pause in whatever you’re doing to stop and think “is this dangerous enough for me to panic over?”

  • @rickelleman6613
    @rickelleman6613 2 роки тому

    It's been nearly 45 years since I lived in SoCal. Nice to know things haven't changed all that much - and only for the weirder. The people were nice, but the state itself was... odd... to a born Midwesterner.
    My sister lived in SF at the same time and wouldn't visit me in Orange - "Too flat!" - which was a typical NoCal response as I understand it.
    I miss the weather and SOME of the people, but not navigating the I-5 parking lot to get to work at Mission Veijo.

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 2 роки тому

      I live close to there, you take the parkways. Sure it has stop lights. But you can get there in 30 minutes or less, or sometimes more

  • @rosetteprism8640
    @rosetteprism8640 2 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: if someone goes to In-and-Out and they are from Mexico, they take pictures to prove it to their friends back home and make them jealous.
    Edit: I also found out from a Californian to never say Cali, but SoCal is fine. Hey, every place has their preferred nicknames.

  • @TheSnkdthmnky
    @TheSnkdthmnky 2 роки тому +1

    I’m a transplant to CA. I got a kick when about 20 years back when a guy I worked with said “He loved living in the city.” I said “New York.” He was not happy, but I throughly it was fun. In the back of my mind I was thinking of The Tick.

  • @Coffin_Rose
    @Coffin_Rose 2 роки тому +4

    As someone from el paso texas, i approve of that xD

  • @officialsquadrilogystudio
    @officialsquadrilogystudio 2 роки тому

    As someone from Cali, i spend most of my life thinking San Jose was a country in Central America. Then i realized that's Santa Cruz.

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 2 роки тому +3

    I love everything always being compared to Florida and Florida losing his mind over it!

  • @ktay2918
    @ktay2918 2 роки тому +2

    I appreciate the Ocala-horse joke. Well done, sir; that was a well executed deep dive. There is also a funny story between the city of Ocala and the state of KY, also about horses. Be sure to get some ‘boil p-nuts’ next time you hang around mycanopy.
    Made me want to actually sign in, just to comment. Keep up the good work, amigo.