Table News: Governors Day Out
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2021
- A governor in an elevator, another in Texas. Mandates, COVID, and some guy named Gary.
Ft. @Dantible, @CarmenVallone, @JenningsBrower
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I love that Dan is low-key a regular now. And Jennings as the FBI? *chef's kiss*
Thought Dan has only been in 2 now?
i just realized he is doofenshmirtz xd
@@wtfmond7723 he's trying to take over the tri state area quick put ben in a ferdora
*Perry the Platypus?!*
"Hey Ted. You gotta hide again." I laughed so hard I started crying.
Bunker Boy jr. Do you think he will hide in Cuba or Mexico?
I don't get it.
@@alexanderjudkins3885 When the hurricane damaged Texas. He was in Mexico blaming it was for his kids.
@@SebastDugas actually it was during the cold snap and Texas not weatherizing their power grid
lol
The fact that he said name 1
and California proceeds to name like 20 is for some reason relatable.
*stares in from ca and does this*
@@alexgarcia2104 *Hides face in CA because I also do this*
Hides face in i also do this but im moving out of CA
Its funny when they started rolling out the vaccines I was talking to an old Vietnam War Vet and an old cop. The cop said no way in hell would he get the vaccine. The old Vietnam Vet laughed and looked at me who had only been put of the military for 2 years at that point and said "I know I got no problem getting it its not like I had a million other vaccines in me as is". I laught and said no other way to put it since I was in the same boat.
Laughs in every single one of those can have an exemption
"Desperation is the best teacher of crime" was an underrated line.
Florida and Texas are siblings trying to out stupid each other I swear.
For as much of my life as I can remember, yup
Living in Texas. Can confirm.
Living in Florida can definitely confirm.
and yet many people seem to really want to move there
And all those "intellectuals," are fleeing from their Democrap states to join both Texas and Florida... so, yeah, not sure that's the right way to look at any of this.
I, too, would love to be voiced by James Earl Jones
I halfway expected a James Earl Jones cameo at that point!!🤣🤣
@@deannatracey4823 It would follow the trend with this one!!
"Have you ever heard of a slippery slope" - "Yeah, we just call it splash mountain" - So Perfect!
The word is slope not slow
@@pattisharick8191 Thanks - fixed.
i keep hearing ppl off-handedly talkin about them finding the zodiac killer, but i've yet to see any actual coverage of it show up in my news feed
honestly thought it would have gotten more coverage by now
I think the new york times made an article about that and a site named gazzette or something
They claim they found him but he died like two years ago so a little late
i didnt even find out until like 2 kids were just talking about it really chill in my history class. i genuinely thought it would be everywhere lol
An Englishman here, does Florida just do the opposite of everything it's told/asked to do? 😂
I love how Dan is the Supreme Court
I love that he sounds a little like George Lucas.
To be frank, I could get used to having these come out at 7pm.
Yeah me too honestly.
Don't be frank, be yourself. Unless you are Frank. In which case, be frank I guess.
I love how they got Dr. Doofenshmirtz to play the Supreme Court
I have totally quoted the vaccines required for school entry in Florida, more times than I actually want to admit, I should almost have them memorized at this point, however I don't.
I was kinda chagrined when my kids identified Dan Povenmire, like, immediately, but now I just get tickled pink whenever I see him on. Almost as much as when it's Drew Lynch.
“Oh thank H.E.B.” 😂 I’m gonna start using that
Thank HEB … 🤣 I laughed out loud at that one. HEB is the ultimate grocery store btw. And I’ve been out of Texas for 10 years!
Its the glorified grocery store that always comes in clutch
Whelp I'm WVian and this is the first I've heard of gov justice's elevator adventure lol
Ted can just go "visit" Mexico again
Oh thank HEB! Perfect!
I was really hoping for bloopers this time, just to see how hard it was for Ben to get through that Flordia reasoning for defunding schools
Me too!! 😂😂
Florida: "Call me Anakin Skywalker because I'm about to bring balance to the force"
*I Don't Like Where This Is Going!*
It's so amusing. He's trying to take away Leon County's Superintendent's salary (Tallahassee) but DeathSantis is a red dot in a blue county so...
Keep spending that Liberal money at Conservative Disney, lamb chop.
DAN POVENMIRE IS THE SCOTUS?!?! THIS IS AMAZING!!!!
Flu shot, HPV, pneumonia shots are not required just suggested…(at least in MS)
Dan as Supreme Court is amazing!
HA!! I'm a Florida Native and said...about 12 bucks....right before you did. 😄😄😄
I love that Doofensmirtz is the supreme court
Lol WA still getting blamed for allergies🤣😂🤣
Loving the idaho callout and also the irony that the shirt was likely purchased in Ontario, Oregon XD
You know you can count on California for the facts! And he had the laptop out to show you he did the research. Lol
The have research, of course. They also have misconstrued reasoning and what they call "facts," to support whatever research is being done.
@@tru3american Yeah the actual argument against mandating a covid vac isn't "it's never been done before" except by stupid people, just that at best it's stupid to mandate for something that A)Doesn't even effect 99.99% of children and B) doesn't even grant immunity, since the definition of a vac was changed just so they could call it one. And at worst, it's wildly irresponsible to do it on a new drug that doesn't even have a proven track record of at least a decade for all side effects.
There are drugs that have taken over a decade until they found out it was causing birth defects, so anyone wanting to roll that dice is free to do it on their own without forcing it on someone else.
@@xShadowChrisx I never said, "it's never been done before," so whatever attempt at sounding intelligent is lost from the start. Your "A point" is incorrect, because there is nothing in this world that doesn't affect 99.99% of people. Ignorance at it's finest. Not one with a brain thinks a vaccine grants "immunity.," therefore your "B point" is incorrect because you overly generalize. You're the one who claims others are wildly irresponsible, and yet, you hold that moniker with some sort of game achievement status to top tier concern.
As for "bad" pharmaceuticals, yeah, why would they help the public find out they have a bad product. Paying $10 million for cases here and there, is a hell of a lot cheaper than recalls and pulling ads. Your intelligence on this matter resembles that of an Elementary School student. When you get to a University, lemme know bud.
they almost caught you slipping texas
Surprise Jennings and Dan Povenmire totally made my morning
"Oh finally my state Idaho is finally starring, I wonder why- oh"
Hahaha yeah, there with you
Love how more and more people are coming into this skit
Love your videos they always make me smile 😄
Loved seeing Jennings!!
its not even 5 minutes long, but its SO dam good.
This entire episode had me dying
"I also want to eventually be voiced by James Earl Jones " has to be the funniest and most relatable thing I've heard in a while hahahah
I’ve actually got a picture when I was about 9 with James Earl Jones. I was geeking out, can confirm, he’s one of the nicest celebrities I’ve ever met, and the voice is even better in person :)
lmao the fact that these stereotypes (esp CA and TX) are on point keeps me laughing
Is no one going to talk about the anakin joke being tied into stuff about kids?
Anakin also killed a bunch of kids, yes?
Thanks, Ben!!
Okay but now I want James Earl Jones to read Florida's lines
Oregon in the Back:....'Starts decorating for Halloween in the corner.'
Florida: LOOK OREGON HAS THE SPOOKY SEASON SPIRIT.
Oregon: Nah, you guys keep talking don't bring me into this...Okay who took my Dutch Bros?!
'California & Washington start running.'
Oregon: Why do I Even Bother? Oh Hey, Federal Government.
Gov: Hi...
As someone from WV that Pepperoni Roll thing is so true is hurts. We sell bags of tiny ones, we sell large ones, people make them and sell them for school fund raisers. We love bread and pepperoni. I have a bag of pepperoni in my fridge right now and its not going on a pizza.
Ted you got to hide again I love that part
I love love love the call back to the beginning of this. I mean, it was just allergies
“The pleasant aroma of Ybor”
I died 🤣
A wild Dan Povenmire appeared!
Love these videos
1:37 : He did say Boo.
3:13 : 12 dollars! Called it!!
4:05 : Not super weird. The Green River Killer is (was?) a Gary.
Texas: They did WHAT?!
His shock was so genuine lol
“It WAS just a cold!”
Me: *laughs in from Washington*
these flow between points so well that you a hardly even know they're changing the subject until they're doing it again. perfection.
"Pleasant smell of ybor" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love the ted cruz is the zodiac killer meme
You should bring Jennings as Lucifer sometime in a skit.
HOLY SPECIAL GUESTS, BATMAN!
The Ted Cruz meme has been long lived and I love it. Hell even Ted Cruz is in on it.
This the best one yet
20 minutes alone in an elevator sounds nice... As long as I have a spare pepperoni roll in my pocket 🤤
Also.. "dandy" not really our thing, and "big Jim" 🙄 is a pos
Oh man. This was a good one!
New Jersey joined because video was at 4:20
Best one yet!!!!!
It's 5:35 AM here but Ben uploaded so has to be here!!!
"Ted you gotta hide again." LOLOL
Best one yet
I absolutely love this, because Idaho was dumb when they made their laws. Every time the governor leaves the state his power gets transferred to the LT. Gov. But it makes great TV especially when im back home in Boise.
the funniest part of the whole Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer thing is he wasn't even born until the year after the last confirmed murder XD
Was not expecting Doofenshmirtz to pop up.
called it with the roll
awesome!
2:41 “If I can’t have my shoes, Karen can’t have her mom” sorry it just sounded so similar lmao
There was so much going on in that video, I had to watch three times XD
I love how Dan Povenmire is the Supreme Court!!!
I love the fact that Doof is the damn supreme court
I want to be voiced by James Earl Jones and my life narrated by Sir David Attenborough
How about narrated by Samuel L Jackson. "Now see what this m-f does next"
@@Hellion912 as much as I lobe Samuel L Jackson, as a brit, I have to take my choices I chose
As a Texan, I’m gonna have to start using “Thank HEB”.
It practically is a religion down here.
Awesome!!
I know where Ted can hide. Cancun.
Why does he have to hide?
@@arturoalcantara6830 cause that’s what he does to shirk responsibility. Case in point running off to Cancun when his state was in a deep freeze and people were dying then blamed his daughters for the trip.
@@BuzryHaproMandalorianHunter He also forgot the dog. Poor puppy.
Oh thank H-E-B!! 🤣🤣
aint even from there but i know you cant stop florida
I love it when Idaho gets mentioned/involved
Yay
Lol awesome
3:56 THANK YOU WASHINGTON- I HATE ALLERGIES HERE
2:40 I think this is the most florida has thought! "Desperation is the best teacher if crime!"
Tell me why the timing and delivery of "cutting their funding" made me laugh so hard I had to pause the video
I was so hopeful that Wyoming would be in one of these that I misread WV as WY.
Love your clips. Just FYI, HEB isn’t “Here Everything’s Better”. It’s Howard E. Butt. Thanks
I love the moth man hat though
Parry the court platypus
0:33 ‘I ran out of pepperoni roll’
This is the greatest tragedy to befall any West Virginian
3:27 the more I think about Dan Povenmire being SC, the more sad I am about the overturning of roe v wade.
So many guests just slipped on there
As a Tampa native I can attest to the smell of Ybor, it really is that bad.
No joke, I got a White Claw ad before this video
Anakin did bring back balance to the force.
How dare you compare me to Florida. You really underestimate my power on this one
Technically Vader did bring balance to the force by balancing the number of Jedi and sith