Growing up in the baltics a ton of people have at least someone in their family who has a sauna, so when jerma was ranting about a sauna being the most high maintenance thing it made me giggle. Him using the example of you brushing your toilet bowl every 6 months was extra funny cause the only thing that you have to do for a sauna is maybe replace the furnace every 2 or 3 decades when it breaks, unless you had the thing built out of ply wood by a drunken sailor everything should be fine.
The fact that the morning announcements went on for like 5 minutes and immediately after he just goes "how excited would you be" without missing a beat
It was also so wholesome in a way. Like his two ideal jobs other than streaming are helping animals and brightening the days of children by being a clown on the intercom. Saint Jerma
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jerma's hatred of Jenga runs so deep that he manipulates and sabotages his friends and family to avoid playing it
Man,at first you take these edits for granted, but slowly your realize the perfect comedic timing they have and what they add to the experience. That desert drive game edit was gold.
@@lr- Okay, this really sounds stupid, but what if smaller squares replaced the edges of a broken wall? Like only rendering smaller elements when it needs to be used in destruction? Though admittedly that might get hard.
Fun to watch this in 2022 with him being all optimistic about Corona and politics being better by summer 2021 And it's all just getting worse day after day Very uplifting
@@pliatand as someone who also does I hate it. I can't drill into most of it cause whatever concrete or cement or brick whatever is in my walls has so much added aggragate that every like Two inches of wall will have a pebble or hard aggragate that my drill can't penetrate. I want a wall I can just kick holes into.
You work hard to provide to a small dedicated audience, so even if it's just something you enjoy doing, I hope you blow up one day Thanks for all of it
He's definitely popular in LSF and quite a bit of streamer talk about him even if they don't rlly watch him a lot. I love that he has all these insane inside jokes that makes newcomers feel absolutely weird, like the whopper stream or the shitty quality Registered Hypercam 2 cam joke.
@@GuineaPigEveryday pretty sure he was talking about the person who runs this channel (could be wrong) because they are putting there own time into cutting up jermas streams into long edits
I still keep coming back to these edits years later. I cant even imagine how much time you spent editing each of these, and I can't thank you enough for the premium Jerma experience.
I really like Jerma's opinion on America's recent election and his outlook on the future. Even though people jokingly call him a psycho, he seems like a cool guy to be around, very optimistic and uplifting.
the fact that he tried the blowtorch for less than a second then proceeded to try and hammer the safe open, like bro no, use the blowtorch for longer, ugggh.
As a long time Teardown player, who else builds vertical planks and makes mock battles with them? Shooting back and fourth and throwing pipe bombs, and taking turns using AVF tanks to help them.
This is an old vid but shit jerma can make a good ambulence siren noise. Like Holy shit even amped it up and down to represent it getting closer, really impressive lol.
i love the comment sections on these videos because it's basically just everyone talking about jerma to each other like he isn't here, because he isn't. We are literally just making fun of him through one way glass i love it
I did the morning announcements at my school for a semester on and off, and it was super fun and also difficult cuz you don’t wanna mispronounce or stutter because EVERYONE ON CAMPUS CAN HEAR YOU 😄
Skye, you are on the same level as SuperDazza! Except, you don't have ads! I love the edits and get to enjoy these long streams in a more convenient length! Keep it up!
Jermas a god damn national treasure, Wonders how to get into a building in a game about break shit, Then proceeds to try and burn bricks directly after
I love how Jerma's songs still have the same energy, just as star said about 8 years ago in that one tf2 video where he sang about the next game of thrones
Growing up in the baltics a ton of people have at least someone in their family who has a sauna, so when jerma was ranting about a sauna being the most high maintenance thing it made me giggle. Him using the example of you brushing your toilet bowl every 6 months was extra funny cause the only thing that you have to do for a sauna is maybe replace the furnace every 2 or 3 decades when it breaks, unless you had the thing built out of ply wood by a drunken sailor everything should be fine.
how is a sauna so sanitary with that little maintenance
@@junkdog4138 it isn't lol
@@junkdog4138 i assume that the heat of it probably kills a lot of the bacteria?
Olongapok
@@sunny-qk3uk not unless the temp is a steady 140 degrees F
It's insane that this man spent 40 minutes pranking a guy that doesnt even exist in this video game and that wasnt even the objective
unhinged jester
you know the video is going to be amazing if this is the first comment you see
"This would be a sick Warcraft map." ~Jerma, regarding Finland
I hear WoW was inspired on the insanity that is Finland so it makes sense
As a fin, i can confirm.
nothing is more American than not knowing a single European country
as a Finnish person. I agree with jerma. it's sick, mental even
@@ExMalodios what if you know every single country and a few semi-existant ones? We arent all dumbasses…
“There’s free stuff in every house” yes! Some people even gave this phenomenon a name, they call it stealing!
Wow! I whant to "steal" too!
The fact that the morning announcements went on for like 5 minutes and immediately after he just goes "how excited would you be" without missing a beat
That whole school announcement bit had me in tears laughing. I love Jerma.
i hate jerma
@@3211-m9q D:
@@3211-m9q jerma HATES 321 123
It was also so wholesome in a way. Like his two ideal jobs other than streaming are helping animals and brightening the days of children by being a clown on the intercom. Saint Jerma
@@3211-m9q ratio'd
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jerma's hatred of Jenga runs so deep that he manipulates and sabotages his friends and family to avoid playing it
He does the same to his victims
@@shmillbe3390low effort comment, please try harder next time!
@@we-must-livedweeb
@@FlowersSunRain try harder!
@we-must-live ew
"theres free things in every house!" - Jerma discovers burglary
Man,at first you take these edits for granted, but slowly your realize the perfect comedic timing they have and what they add to the experience. That desert drive game edit was gold.
The Long Drive is just perfect for Jerma
@@dougneon9550it both stimulated and aggravated his ADD
I love how every time he's explaining his plans to chat he makes vehicle noises as if his chat is a kindergarten classroom
They basically are
20:38 "look at this bed, this is like a person lying on their back"
jerma probably sleeps hanging upside down on a tree branch like a bat.
"Oh shit that's 30 bucks"
- The Grinch, 2020
I cannot define the confusion I experienced waking up in a stupor, barely conscious, to Jerma beat-boxing what sounds like the word "minimum"
Jerma's ADHD was in full action this stream
Zonked out of his mind
2:03:14 such a simple edit adds so much to the bit it really makes us feel like we were there watching him get destroyed by chat
Jerma’s optimism is always refreshing.
october 13th, hows the positivity going?
he was very optimistic about 2021 not being an extension of 2020
the unrelenting death march of time will wear him down eventually, as it does for us all, don't worry :)
28:37 I would've come to school sick if it meant I could tune back into this, that is perfect
24:42 leading up to the bit
30:00 I can’t believe Cad Bane just threw a shoe at my principle, surely I will pay much more attention in class from now on.
1:10:45 Jerma the kinda guy who jumps off a building and then starts wondering "wait can I die" on the way down
Worst noises:
37:50
2:14:46
2:43:39
the first one was a subnautica exploding fish noise
the first second of the first timestamp is a lego star wars death sound
the second one sounds like when you slide your fingers along guitar strings to change the chord
The first one was like Vinny morphing into a fish while losing at a game
First one is the bone works zombie death
I like how the water and the lighting completely clash with the faux-lowpoly artstyle. Truly a game of our time.
Honestly that’s what kinda ruins it for me, I wish they’d just gone with a realistic look, but no, had to use muh pixels.
@@rainman8534 How would they make a world where every pixel can be destroyed without using pixels?
@@lr- It looks ugly as all hell
@@rainman8534 Okay
@@lr- Okay, this really sounds stupid, but what if smaller squares replaced the edges of a broken wall? Like only rendering smaller elements when it needs to be used in destruction? Though admittedly that might get hard.
2:15:04 minecraft spider noise
56:40 musician streamer sings and beatboxes flawlessly in 5/4 time signature
I’m so jealous of his ability to beatbox like that
As a newish Jerman, I appreciate the work that goes into what you are doing here. Thank you for these edits.
Jewish German
I think the technical term is jermamites
@@loganloftin7570 you meant babanas team?
@@californiansniper2133I read jewish norman
Banana bro
2:21:00 the cut to him just dragging the whole thing in with the crane fucking killed me
37:50 is what slugpog sounds like
Holy shit that killed me.
My fucking lungs.
Fun to watch this in 2022 with him being all optimistic about Corona and politics being better by summer 2021
And it's all just getting worse day after day
Very uplifting
It was delusional to think that a year passing would make things better when nothing was changed.
…and it’s still getting worse.
Canada having a hell of a time with Corona politics 🥴 like 2021 Australia wit it
@@respectable-username great having my country now used as an example of evil politics.
@@SFTaYZa As an American, I can simply welcome you to the club ✨
2:25:15 That's the best Roy impression I've ever heard.
Jerma believes drywall is considered "Fake Wall"
everybody knows real wall is indestructible
This is literally me looking at houses in the USA.
It kinda is, all the walls in my house are made of stone and are about 40cm thick.
@@pliatliterally same lmao like mine has 2 layers of brick with insulation or some shit
@@pliatand as someone who also does
I hate it.
I can't drill into most of it cause whatever concrete or cement or brick whatever is in my walls has so much added aggragate that every like
Two inches of wall will have a pebble or hard aggragate that my drill can't penetrate.
I want a wall I can just kick holes into.
You work hard to provide to a small dedicated audience, so even if it's just something you enjoy doing, I hope you blow up one day
Thanks for all of it
He's definitely popular in LSF and quite a bit of streamer talk about him even if they don't rlly watch him a lot. I love that he has all these insane inside jokes that makes newcomers feel absolutely weird, like the whopper stream or the shitty quality Registered Hypercam 2 cam joke.
@@GuineaPigEveryday pretty sure he was talking about the person who runs this channel (could be wrong) because they are putting there own time into cutting up jermas streams into long edits
Why do you want the guy to explode
@@davidsondavidson2257 absolutely INSANE viewer
@@davidsondavidson2257 me
I will never get over jerma picking up an item and then launching it into orbit
11:56 that aged like milk
so did your mom
@@jacobcronk1844 cheese mom
It smells rancid
1:47:14
Been a while since I laughed this much at a Jerma bit
Only Jerma would turn a game called Teardown into a platformer
this channel is perfect, the perfect mix of all you could want in a jerma video and the length of a vod, all edited! you truly are a saint
37:50 The worst noise of 2020
Chewbacca gurgle
I seriously do not understand how this lost
Him talking about the middle school announcements made me think of the joker doing the intercom bits in arkham asylum
No one gonna mention at 14:23 he does a spot on impersonation of Kleiner from Half Life
I still keep coming back to these edits years later. I cant even imagine how much time you spent editing each of these, and I can't thank you enough for the premium Jerma experience.
11:58 Psychopath predicts future, calling it "just fine" in a sick and twisted way
Alternative title : Jerma becomes an amalgamation of all the batman villains
YEEEEESSS YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND, I WAS PRAYING YOUD MAKE A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM POGGER
1:50:40
Chat : "whats ur favorite number? "
Jerma : "idk.... 3?"
Me : "wait what? Wtf? "
Hes ur biggest fan
25:30 if my school had an announcer like that id slam pencils in my ears
Dang, dude.
@@skye4 He made it up later by creating a Soap Opera
I really like Jerma's opinion on America's recent election and his outlook on the future. Even though people jokingly call him a psycho, he seems like a cool guy to be around, very optimistic and uplifting.
kanye west was NOT going to be fine
Jerma knows jack shit about saunas. They take like no maintenance. Everyone in finland pretty much has one. Even apartments that arent super small do.
1:54:14 is such an underappreciated moment
When a cartoon uses real world logic for a gag
Little did he know, the political situation in America would only get worse
Oh my god it's gotten so much worse
and somehow it's still getting worse. you'd think at some point we'd hit rock bottom and chill but we have begun digging
@@pieceofgrass8681 we're mining straight into hell
Here goes my night, thank you for these I missed this stream
the fact that he tried the blowtorch for less than a second then proceeded to try and hammer the safe open, like bro no, use the blowtorch for longer, ugggh.
31:35 I would just go to school but skip every class..
Skipping class is cool
7:00 That didnt age wewll
"Why would I care about gun when I have shotgun?"
Vinny said the same thing when he played lmao
isaac
we love you
🙂
Can’t tell you how much I appreciate the edit. I really felt like the short edit wasn’t enough for this stream. Wasn’t enough gameplay.
Otto voting for Kanye didn’t age well
Can you deny that it's in character?
37:50 bruh Jerma sounded identical to the Crashfish from subnautica.
to this day i still have no idea if he says "sludgehammer" instead of "sledgehammer" on purpose or not
As a long time Teardown player, who else builds vertical planks and makes mock battles with them? Shooting back and fourth and throwing pipe bombs, and taking turns using AVF tanks to help them.
"You can't DMCA a shitty sound"
This is an old vid but shit jerma can make a good ambulence siren noise. Like Holy shit even amped it up and down to represent it getting closer, really impressive lol.
I would trust jerma over trump or biden to be our president any day
"Guys, no, I'm not gonna pass an executive order renaming the GameCube to the DaveCube. I'm not doing that. Ok, fine, I'll do it."
at least he would finally pass the much needed legislation to make controller face buttons standardized
@@skye4 this is exactly what I pictured in my head
2:32:00 I 100% expected to hear "Cecum? See some of deez nutz!". Very surprised that it's a real organ.
"Kanye is gonna be just fine" oh if only we knew back then.
We love you Skye, thanks for all of the work you put in ❤
4:32 Jerma predicted the movie "don't look up"
Sad.
i love the comment sections on these videos because it's basically just everyone talking about jerma to each other like he isn't here, because he isn't. We are literally just making fun of him through one way glass i love it
1:20:50 "i feel like i want maximum length"
I did the morning announcements at my school for a semester on and off, and it was super fun and also difficult cuz you don’t wanna mispronounce or stutter because EVERYONE ON CAMPUS CAN HEAR YOU 😄
I appreciate the effort put into these edits, thank you for ease of access to this insane man
11:58 If only he knew...
The little bit at 1:54:16 would be such a funny fucking thing to happen in an action movie or something, it would just be so unexpected
It’s like an Austin powers bit
@@cheekyhazelnuttrue as fuck
It's really crazy that Watch Dogs 2 had a five HUNDRED TRILLION dollar budget
that's like 20x the amount of money in the entire world
1:38:24 is so fucked. Seriously what is wrong with this guy. All we get is blank stares as his first reaction is to blow up his escape vehicle.
Is anyone going to talk about how his morning announcements voice was just a spot on impression of Hugh Neutron?
Jerma manifests among us on the wall: 1:03:13
37:55 he sounds EXACTLY like that exploding fish from subnautica here
37:50 bro turned into the exploding fish from subnautica
I don't know why the Grinch bit at 41:28 is so funny to me😭
Skye, you are on the same level as SuperDazza! Except, you don't have ads! I love the edits and get to enjoy these long streams in a more convenient length! Keep it up!
Now this is Scout Gaming
24:46 school announcements
i think ive watched all ur vids so far man , real good stuff
The outer orbit line in his intro really gets me - why is it there
37:50 Subnautica early game flashbacks
11:58 MonkaS
Jermas a god damn national treasure, Wonders how to get into a building in a game about break shit, Then proceeds to try and burn bricks directly after
1:38:47 I love how Jerma trows all the bombs, and most of them just flew away
gauss-seidel and jacobi lmao the dev musta loved the fluid sim code
A+++++ on the Thumbnail Skye.
I love how Jerma's songs still have the same energy, just as star said about 8 years ago in that one tf2 video where he sang about the next game of thrones
That school announcement drama bit was definitely a +2
As a sauna owner Jerma's total nonsense about it being "high maintenance" is like the sauce rant but infinitely more frustrating.
Jerma does the morning announcements featuring General Grievous
I cannot get over the fact that jerma is over 30 years old and doesn't use his kitchen
Jerma Messing with rich people is hilarious
Talking about Kanye “I think he’ll be just fine” me 3 years later 😔
Jerma is my favorite Political Streamer
jerma talking about the fire in the rear view mirror, while being a great encouraging talk was sadly abhorrently wrong lmao
That was actually a sick Simpsons intro