Jerma Destroys Private Property - Jerma Streams Teardown (Long Edit)
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- Опубліковано 10 лис 2020
- From Jerma's Teardown stream (11/7/2020): • Jerma Streams - Teardown / / 795199785
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
Introducing 4x3 tic-tac-toe, brought to you by The Banana Bros.
Outro song: watson - 追跡者 • 追跡者【音楽素材MusMus】 - Ігри
Growing up in the baltics a ton of people have at least someone in their family who has a sauna, so when jerma was ranting about a sauna being the most high maintenance thing it made me giggle. Him using the example of you brushing your toilet bowl every 6 months was extra funny cause the only thing that you have to do for a sauna is maybe replace the furnace every 2 or 3 decades when it breaks, unless you had the thing built out of ply wood by a drunken sailor everything should be fine.
how is a sauna so sanitary with that little maintenance
@@junkdog4138 it isn't lol
@@junkdog4138 i assume that the heat of it probably kills a lot of the bacteria?
Olongapok
@@sunny-qk3uk not unless the temp is a steady 140 degrees F
It's insane that this man spent 40 minutes pranking a guy that doesnt even exist in this video game and that wasnt even the objective
unhinged jester
"This would be a sick Warcraft map." ~Jerma, regarding Finland
I hear WoW was inspired on the insanity that is Finland so it makes sense
As a fin, i can confirm.
nothing is more American than not knowing a single European country
as a Finnish person. I agree with jerma. it's sick, mental even
@@ExMalodios what if you know every single country and a few semi-existant ones? We arent all dumbasses…
“There’s free stuff in every house” yes! Some people even gave this phenomenon a name, they call it stealing!
The fact that the morning announcements went on for like 5 minutes and immediately after he just goes "how excited would you be" without missing a beat
"theres free things in every house!" - Jerma discovers burglary
That whole school announcement bit had me in tears laughing. I love Jerma.
i hate jerma
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n D:
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n jerma HATES 321 123
It was also so wholesome in a way. Like his two ideal jobs other than streaming are helping animals and brightening the days of children by being a clown on the intercom. Saint Jerma
@@user-qf2rx8ir3n ratio'd
I love how every time he's explaining his plans to chat he makes vehicle noises as if his chat is a kindergarten classroom
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that jerma's hatred of Jenga runs so deep that he manipulates and sabotages his friends and family to avoid playing it
He does the same to his victims
@@shmillbe3390low effort comment, please try harder next time!
@@we-must-livedweeb
@@FlowersSunRain try harder!
@we-must-live ew
"Oh shit that's 30 bucks"
- The Grinch, 2020
I cannot define the confusion I experienced waking up in a stupor, barely conscious, to Jerma beat-boxing what sounds like the word "minimum"
Man,at first you take these edits for granted, but slowly your realize the perfect comedic timing they have and what they add to the experience. That desert drive game edit was gold.
The Long Drive is just perfect for Jerma
@@dougneon9550it both stimulated and aggravated his ADD
Jerma's ADHD was in full action this stream
Zonked out of his mind
20:38 "look at this bed, this is like a person lying on their back"
jerma probably sleeps hanging upside down on a tree branch like a bat.
Jerma’s optimism is always refreshing.
october 13th, hows the positivity going?
he was very optimistic about 2021 not being an extension of 2020
the unrelenting death march of time will wear him down eventually, as it does for us all, don't worry :)
30:00 I can’t believe Cad Bane just threw a shoe at my principle, surely I will pay much more attention in class from now on.
1:10:45 Jerma the kinda guy who jumps off a building and then starts wondering "wait can I die" on the way down
28:37 I would've come to school sick if it meant I could tune back into this, that is perfect
24:42 leading up to the bit
2:03:14 such a simple edit adds so much to the bit it really makes us feel like we were there watching him get destroyed by chat
I will never get over jerma picking up an item and then launching it into orbit
Worst noises:
37:50
2:14:46
2:43:39
the first one was a subnautica exploding fish noise
the first second of the first timestamp is a lego star wars death sound
the second one sounds like when you slide your fingers along guitar strings to change the chord
The first one was like Vinny morphing into a fish while losing at a game
First one is the bone works zombie death
I like how the water and the lighting completely clash with the faux-lowpoly artstyle. Truly a game of our time.
Honestly that’s what kinda ruins it for me, I wish they’d just gone with a realistic look, but no, had to use muh pixels.
@@rainman8534 How would they make a world where every pixel can be destroyed without using pixels?
@@lr- It looks ugly as all hell
@@rainman8534 Okay
@@lr- Okay, this really sounds stupid, but what if smaller squares replaced the edges of a broken wall? Like only rendering smaller elements when it needs to be used in destruction? Though admittedly that might get hard.
2:21:00 the cut to him just dragging the whole thing in with the crane fucking killed me
Jerma believes drywall is considered "Fake Wall"
everybody knows real wall is indestructible
This is literally me looking at houses in the USA.
It kinda is, all the walls in my house are made of stone and are about 40cm thick.
@@pliatliterally same lmao like mine has 2 layers of brick with insulation or some shit
@@pliatand as someone who also does
I hate it.
I can't drill into most of it cause whatever concrete or cement or brick whatever is in my walls has so much added aggragate that every like
Two inches of wall will have a pebble or hard aggragate that my drill can't penetrate.
I want a wall I can just kick holes into.
37:50 is what slugpog sounds like
Holy shit that killed me.
My fucking lungs.
Fun to watch this in 2022 with him being all optimistic about Corona and politics being better by summer 2021
And it's all just getting worse day after day
Very uplifting
It was delusional to think that a year passing would make things better when nothing was changed.
…and it’s still getting worse.
Canada having a hell of a time with Corona politics 🥴 like 2021 Australia wit it
@@respectable-username great having my country now used as an example of evil politics.
@@SFTaYZa As an American, I can simply welcome you to the club ✨
1:47:14
Been a while since I laughed this much at a Jerma bit
As a newish Jerman, I appreciate the work that goes into what you are doing here. Thank you for these edits.
Jewish German
I think the technical term is jermamites
@@loganloftin7570 you meant babanas team?
@@californiansniper2133I read jewish norman
Banana bro
You work hard to provide to a small dedicated audience, so even if it's just something you enjoy doing, I hope you blow up one day
Thanks for all of it
He's definitely popular in LSF and quite a bit of streamer talk about him even if they don't rlly watch him a lot. I love that he has all these insane inside jokes that makes newcomers feel absolutely weird, like the whopper stream or the shitty quality Registered Hypercam 2 cam joke.
@@GuineaPigEveryday pretty sure he was talking about the person who runs this channel (could be wrong) because they are putting there own time into cutting up jermas streams into long edits
Why do you want the guy to explode
@@davidsondavidson2257 absolutely INSANE viewer
@@davidsondavidson2257 me
2:15:04 minecraft spider noise
2:25:15 That's the best Roy impression I've ever heard.
Alternative title : Jerma becomes an amalgamation of all the batman villains
11:56 that aged like milk
so did your mom
@@jacobcronk1844 cheese mom
It smells rancid
Only Jerma would turn a game called Teardown into a platformer
Him talking about the middle school announcements made me think of the joker doing the intercom bits in arkham asylum
37:50 The worst noise of 2020
Chewbacca gurgle
I seriously do not understand how this lost
this channel is perfect, the perfect mix of all you could want in a jerma video and the length of a vod, all edited! you truly are a saint
11:58 Psychopath predicts future, calling it "just fine" in a sick and twisted way
Oh god when he's talking with chat about how Kanye got less votes than Mickey Mouse, "I think he's gonna be just fine" little did they know he's not doing fine
Aged even worse now
He was proven right, at great cost.
1:50:40
Chat : "whats ur favorite number? "
Jerma : "idk.... 3?"
Me : "wait what? Wtf? "
Hes ur biggest fan
No one gonna mention at 14:23 he does a spot on impersonation of Kleiner from Half Life
I would trust jerma over trump or biden to be our president any day
"Guys, no, I'm not gonna pass an executive order renaming the GameCube to the DaveCube. I'm not doing that. Ok, fine, I'll do it."
at least he would finally pass the much needed legislation to make controller face buttons standardized
@@skye4 this is exactly what I pictured in my head
25:30 if my school had an announcer like that id slam pencils in my ears
Dang, dude.
@@skye4 He made it up later by creating a Soap Opera
Jerma knows jack shit about saunas. They take like no maintenance. Everyone in finland pretty much has one. Even apartments that arent super small do.
YEEEEESSS YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND, I WAS PRAYING YOUD MAKE A LONG EDIT OF THIS STREAM POGGER
kanye west was NOT going to be fine
"Why would I care about gun when I have shotgun?"
Vinny said the same thing when he played lmao
31:35 I would just go to school but skip every class..
Skipping class is cool
Little did he know, the political situation in America would only get worse
Oh my god it's gotten so much worse
Otto voting for Kanye didn’t age well
Can you deny that it's in character?
I really like Jerma's opinion on America's recent election and his outlook on the future. Even though people jokingly call him a psycho, he seems like a cool guy to be around, very optimistic and uplifting.
I still keep coming back to these edits years later. I cant even imagine how much time you spent editing each of these, and I can't thank you enough for the premium Jerma experience.
I did the morning announcements at my school for a semester on and off, and it was super fun and also difficult cuz you don’t wanna mispronounce or stutter because EVERYONE ON CAMPUS CAN HEAR YOU 😄
This is an old vid but shit jerma can make a good ambulence siren noise. Like Holy shit even amped it up and down to represent it getting closer, really impressive lol.
"Kanye is gonna be just fine" oh if only we knew back then.
to this day i still have no idea if he says "sludgehammer" instead of "sledgehammer" on purpose or not
"You can't DMCA a shitty sound"
37:50 bruh Jerma sounded identical to the Crashfish from subnautica.
Here goes my night, thank you for these I missed this stream
Can’t tell you how much I appreciate the edit. I really felt like the short edit wasn’t enough for this stream. Wasn’t enough gameplay.
As a long time Teardown player, who else builds vertical planks and makes mock battles with them? Shooting back and fourth and throwing pipe bombs, and taking turns using AVF tanks to help them.
the fact that he tried the blowtorch for less than a second then proceeded to try and hammer the safe open, like bro no, use the blowtorch for longer, ugggh.
4:32 Jerma predicted the movie "don't look up"
Sad.
7:23 he predicted 2023
1:54:14 is such an underappreciated moment
When a cartoon uses real world logic for a gag
7:00 That didnt age wewll
Now this is Scout Gaming
I cannot explain it, I truly cannot explain it, but a visceral tremor of rage passes through me whenever I hear him say "pupcorn" instead of "popcorn"
makes me want to throttle someone
you should look into that - sounds like anger management concerns
I appreciate the effort put into these edits, thank you for ease of access to this insane man
2:32:00 I 100% expected to hear "Cecum? See some of deez nutz!". Very surprised that it's a real organ.
We love you Skye, thanks for all of the work you put in ❤
i think ive watched all ur vids so far man , real good stuff
1:20:50 "i feel like i want maximum length"
11:58 If only he knew...
The outer orbit line in his intro really gets me - why is it there
A+++++ on the Thumbnail Skye.
This video got me to start actually watching jerma so thank you for your hard work.
Loving these edits, nice job :)
Thanks for the edit, you are doing gods work
I greatly appreciate these edits
Skye, you are on the same level as SuperDazza! Except, you don't have ads! I love the edits and get to enjoy these long streams in a more convenient length! Keep it up!
56:40 musician streamer sings and beatboxes flawlessly in 5/4 time signature
I’m so jealous of his ability to beatbox like that
Really glad you're starting to get more viewers, you really deserve it :)
I love how Jerma's songs still have the same energy, just as star said about 8 years ago in that one tf2 video where he sang about the next game of thrones
11:58 MonkaS
zonked on insulin
gauss-seidel and jacobi lmao the dev musta loved the fluid sim code
Jerma Messing with rich people is hilarious
That was actually a sick Simpsons intro
Jermas a god damn national treasure, Wonders how to get into a building in a game about break shit, Then proceeds to try and burn bricks directly after
I will be forever grateful for this video!
24:46 school announcements
As a sauna owner Jerma's total nonsense about it being "high maintenance" is like the sauce rant but infinitely more frustrating.
i love the comment sections on these videos because it's basically just everyone talking about jerma to each other like he isn't here, because he isn't. We are literally just making fun of him through one way glass i love it
Jerma is my favorite Political Streamer
That school announcement drama bit was definitely a +2
the smartest man in Nevada
Yes UA-cam, this is indeed Minecraft.
Is anyone going to talk about how his morning announcements voice was just a spot on impression of Hugh Neutron?
This is such a good stream, I was cry laughing multiple times.