The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit)
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- Опубліковано 19 лис 2022
- From Jerma's Mon Bazou stream (4/20/2022): • Jerma Streams - Mon Bazou / / 1462207883
Jerma's Twitch: / jerma985
2ndJerma: / @2ndjerma
At least he can run errands for you.
Push-up Music: watson - 捕まえろ！！ • 捕まえろ！【フリーBGM・音楽素材MusMus】
Note: This edit was requested by Tom H. - Ігри
Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro
all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth
Sober as a stone
UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER
city andy LUL
UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM
His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life
Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat
princess andy
"Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.
Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids
RIP TCH
He is stoned
lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it
What the heck is TCH hahaha
I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work
"ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL
I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.
@@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood
SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT
THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER
That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”
He's so deranged whenever he wears red
it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter
you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads
The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY
It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.
he's got a manager??
@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer
Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down
Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear
"every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views
There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one.
Society is only 1.1 mil people.
Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate
He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke
Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.
Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes
God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving
god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see
The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep
Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.
this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand
14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era
Excuse me thats Hamster Herman
Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing.
I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you
People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹
imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can
One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.
His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS
i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet
i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit
I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy
+2
Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months
I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life
the stream that revealed how insanely rich he actually is
Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak
You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button
Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton
@@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?
@@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week
Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.
@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week
The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely
Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s
Can go back to my childhood
mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT
Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer
Oto is Scooby-Doo
That makes sense since jerma's not real
the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer
Jerma is a murderer
coincidence???
the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny
Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining.
This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.
I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY
Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro
loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol
This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!
He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all
what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting
Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.
@@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao
@@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.
Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.
YES I loved this stream. Thank you!
1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.
1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean
it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs
neurons activate every time he says gas
Gyass
Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!
I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.
This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate
that intro was perfect for this
Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god
I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.
44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe
I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence
Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny
think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play
EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously
Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much!
…can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over…
Thanks Skye!
I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down
Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!
1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping
the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive as if someone wouldnt want to be able to hitch their log cutting machine to something else
The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good
Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol
Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld
omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!
as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day
1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.
Thank you for the video
City slicker
As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed
1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation
Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay
Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much
best stream ever
best stream OF THE YEAR
Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.
1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.
I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments
funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.
Pro-labor Andy
Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.
@@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?
@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks
Happy 4/20 jerma
skye, the absolute GOAT of editors
Skye4 edits keep me moving forward thank u
Bro I was literally eating spaghetti on the second seat of the couch with brown hair when he said that
mmmmmmmmmm skye4 edit, huge thanks
man your almost caught up to real time keep it up sky
I love the little 🤏steamer, thanks for these long edits!
I cant believe that Jerma drives 100 hours a week, thats wild
As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me
a god among men, skye
This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.
I think having people throw away money and getting shackled with debt is part of the plan
I think Jerma's Seinfeld idea is hilarious
I wonder if the Jerma Breaking Bad bit was in this
Time to pass out somehow while watching this
That coffee tasted like dookie, you know it did
26:41 but is there a handsome doctor with him?