The Ultimate City Slicker - Jerma Streams Mon Bazou (Long Edit)

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  • @Blackrain7070
    @Blackrain7070 2 роки тому +765

    Jerma talks for four minutes on mute and says he can't type because he can't read his keyboard while insisting he's not high on 4/20 is such an amazing intro

    • @jordynensor2081
      @jordynensor2081 8 місяців тому

      all the while it sounds like he’s got at least seven cotton balls in his mouth

    • @cattlemantis
      @cattlemantis 6 місяців тому +17

      Sober as a stone

  • @pj1789
    @pj1789 2 роки тому +1023

    UPPER CLASS STREAMER BEWILDERED by a simple, humble LOG SPLITTER

    • @renatlottiepilled
      @renatlottiepilled 2 роки тому +68

      city andy LUL

    • @skislope4218
      @skislope4218 2 роки тому +134

      UPPER CLASS STREAMER has an ESPRESSO MACHINE in his BATHROOM

    • @ketsuakagi5646
      @ketsuakagi5646 2 роки тому +61

      His soft weak hands have never worked a day in his life

    • @asmodeuslol7904
      @asmodeuslol7904 Рік тому +36

      Bourgeois andy CANNOT comprehend the struggle of the proletariat

    • @katzea.a7880
      @katzea.a7880 Рік тому +18

      princess andy

  • @MyNameHere101
    @MyNameHere101 8 місяців тому +43

    The insane urge to just reach through the screen and SNATCH the mouse to just DO IT MYSELF MY GOD IT'S RIGHT THERE JEREMY

  • @justdirt
    @justdirt 2 роки тому +454

    I remembering watching this stream live. It's almost a 7 hour stream btw, he chopped wood for close to 3 hours. It was all worth it for when he has an existential crisis about that horrific face he made and then crashes his car immediately, ruining over 45 minutes of work

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Рік тому +36

      "ALMOST" a seven hour stream??? the vod is 8 hours and five minutes long this MADMAN is OUT OF CONTROL

    • @glub4234
      @glub4234 Рік тому +13

      I like how you said he was chopping wood for 3 hours, but only lost 45 minutes of work.

    • @junipre985
      @junipre985 10 місяців тому +11

      @@glub4234he only loaded the last 45 minutes worth of wood

  • @FloydPinkerton
    @FloydPinkerton 2 роки тому +214

    SOFT-HANDED CITY BOY BAFFLED by mere existence of MANUAL LABOR EQUIPMENT

  • @astracontritus1209
    @astracontritus1209 2 роки тому +94

    THE LOATHSOME LOG SPLITTER

  • @Matoro342
    @Matoro342 2 роки тому +452

    "Sober as a stone" TCH has replaced his blood.

    • @reno6703
      @reno6703 2 роки тому +45

      Those damn vaporizer pens that killed those kids

    • @eaglesattack
      @eaglesattack Рік тому +17

      RIP TCH

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Рік тому +2

      He is stoned

    • @plastiktuten3866
      @plastiktuten3866 11 місяців тому +3

      lmfao it was so obvious that he was high as a kite, and I loved it

    • @breadslayer7442
      @breadslayer7442 7 місяців тому +1

      What the heck is TCH hahaha

  • @MakayKakescupcakes
    @MakayKakescupcakes 2 роки тому +119

    That fucking intro oh my god. Mod tells jerma “DONT talk about drinking an espresso while you SHIT today” and jerma is like “Let me go into detail about how I drank an espresso while I shit today”

  • @angrypanguy
    @angrypanguy Рік тому +141

    "every single person ON EARTH has seen that video" -Jerma about the fastest hot dog shooter in the world video that has 343k views

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Рік тому +16

      There is one with 1.1 mil but it was uploaded 1 year after the original 278k one.
      Society is only 1.1 mil people.

  • @waterbottle6644
    @waterbottle6644 2 роки тому +121

    He's so deranged whenever he wears red

    • @IMosuGoji
      @IMosuGoji 7 місяців тому +10

      it’s because he’s a sus imposter and red = imposter

  • @cragraven
    @cragraven Рік тому +137

    Jerma in games where there is like 0 penalty when you crash: Oh my god I’m going way too fast I need to slow down
    Jerma in this: only drives truck in 4th gear

  • @frynsesmadrer1
    @frynsesmadrer1 2 роки тому +208

    It makes me happy that Jerma seems as unhinged as ever despite his mods and manager feeling the need to try and keep a lid on him.

    • @lukabrasi001
      @lukabrasi001 Рік тому +1

      he's got a manager??

    • @KaoticViber
      @KaoticViber 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@lukabrasi001 yeah dude, it's Paul Bearer

    • @MissBeloved__
      @MissBeloved__ Місяць тому

      ​@@KaoticViberthats actually rreally funny lol

  • @gigi-riley
    @gigi-riley 2 роки тому +173

    you know it’s a good day when 3rd jerma uploads

  • @DemonicRobots
    @DemonicRobots 2 роки тому +162

    Jerma does a lot of stuff on the toilet, including streaming. So him drinking an espresso while taking a shit is accurate

  • @ChewyTwee
    @ChewyTwee 7 місяців тому +11

    the weirdest part for me is that he believes log splitter and trailer are somehow mutually exclusive as if someone wouldnt want to be able to hitch their log cutting machine to something else

  • @fedorafinder
    @fedorafinder 2 роки тому +64

    Probably my favorite Seinfeld episode, I loved it when Kramer zerked off onto George’s laptop for thirty minutes

  • @kaizerdeath12
    @kaizerdeath12 2 роки тому +73

    He really is too rich to learn how to follow a straight line without veering off a cliff for a fall joke

  • @bubblebuddy7792
    @bubblebuddy7792 2 роки тому +215

    i wrote the "jerma please we're so close to disneyland comment" as demiv0 at 1:32:15, crowning achievement thank you for including that bit

    • @AndreasWB
      @AndreasWB 2 роки тому +20

      I pooped on the toilet as he read that and saw this comment at the same time as the battleship was sunk. Gz buddy

    • @Doomessenger4654
      @Doomessenger4654 Рік тому +7

      +2

    • @jakii3621
      @jakii3621 Рік тому +5

      Why does the kid talk like he hasn’t drank water in 6 months

    • @decodas
      @decodas Рік тому +10

      I think about this bit almost daily, thank you for adding this to my life

  • @nonexistentcontent2955
    @nonexistentcontent2955 2 місяці тому +3

    i think this is the greatest non-event jerma stream of all time. genuinely a laugh a minute stream of an absolutely perfect jerma game. there are so many unique, weird, stupid bits all formed around the key objective of "build a car and grow weed". from the start of jerma proudly declaring that he drank an espresso on the toilet, to the ludicrous pushup challenge that was supposed to kill time to grow weed but he had the game paused the whole time. the disneyland dad bit, the political education rant, the log splitter. "BLOWJOB ANDY". there is so much packed into this two hour masterpiece of an edit. i've watched this so many times now and i don't think he's ever topped this one.

  • @Purplestufff
    @Purplestufff Рік тому +30

    Watching this for a second time, and I think my favorite moment is at 34:32. He doesn’t try to argue with chat, he doesn’t defend himself, he just resigns to the fact that he IS pissed.

  • @kelza_
    @kelza_ Рік тому +41

    Love watching Jerma while I work on my lab reports. he babbles madly in the background and I approximate the calving seasons of wildebeests in the Serengeti.

  • @eltio2580
    @eltio2580 2 роки тому +55

    The Mon bazou stream is like the polar opposite of The Long Drive Stream. I feel like this one is complete and utter chaos, not something I would put in the background while I fall asleep

    • @snoixalicious
      @snoixalicious 26 днів тому

      i think i took a nap mid stream during this and it was Wild

  • @Azby_
    @Azby_ 2 роки тому +134

    Skye you keep pumping out multi hour long edits like it's nothing.
    I remain eternally grateful 🙏 I wouldn't be the jermamite I am now without you

    • @jacobpapp2148
      @jacobpapp2148 2 роки тому +9

      People like Skye are some of the best in the community, they've done so much for us 🥹

  • @hauntedsunsets
    @hauntedsunsets 2 роки тому +53

    god I was fucking SCREAMING "nononono" watching him drive away with the wood cause I KNEW there was a ditch there that he wouldn't be able to see

  • @dogthebountyhunter8504
    @dogthebountyhunter8504 2 роки тому +53

    God help the poor souls that have to ride shotgun when Jermas driving

  • @chancethefapper4528
    @chancethefapper4528 2 роки тому +32

    This video really made me realise how much Skye's edit style perfects Jerma's comedic timing, loved it!

  • @stpblo3676
    @stpblo3676 2 роки тому +112

    One day Jerma’s gonna go live with him in the same spot with the same setup until we hear a faint stream of water for a few seconds, then he’ll reach for something behind his back and the sound of rushing water as he keeps gaming.

    • @bigbeefscorcho
      @bigbeefscorcho 2 роки тому +15

      His streaming setup from the Dollhouse stream will become a reality, MonkaS

    • @mcwetpatch
      @mcwetpatch Рік тому +21

      i thought this was about flooding his own home on purpose with like a garden hose but it's about a toilet

  • @checkurs675
    @checkurs675 2 роки тому +45

    this game needs a streamer mode that holds your hand

  • @TzarTVR
    @TzarTVR 2 роки тому +35

    14:15 groggy gary pre-ultrakill era

  • @Purplestufff
    @Purplestufff Рік тому +18

    The log splitter revelation almost destroyed Jerma completely

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 2 роки тому +41

    Jerma and a car game is as good a pairing as red wine and steak

  • @peridooter530
    @peridooter530 2 роки тому +50

    Jerma describes Panama shifts, gets called a socialist. Lmao two days on three days off is a real thing, if you have the people it increases productivity a fuck ton

    • @peridooter530
      @peridooter530 Рік тому +19

      @@FatherNagic Never heard of a salary job huh? You also clearly dont know what Panamas are. You have multiple teams so people are always working. Usually Panamas work in 12 hour shifts as well. Before you start telling people "youre gone" maybe know what your discussing, alright champ?

    • @sneezegaming7460
      @sneezegaming7460 Рік тому +6

      @@peridooter530 Shocker: 48 hour work week more productive than 40 hour work week

    • @pooppoop6337
      @pooppoop6337 Рік тому +2

      Tell me you've never put much thought into different types of jobs with- oh no, you already told me.

    • @cheyannei5983
      @cheyannei5983 Рік тому +5

      ​@@sneezegaming7460The kinds of jobs that run those shifts have people working around the clock regardless, it's just people do the bulk of their work fresh so you have more fresh shifts throughout the week

  • @jasper_the_ghost
    @jasper_the_ghost Рік тому +33

    You know it’s a good game when there’s a slur on command button

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому +24

    Honestly it's kinda cool to see a game taking place in the early 2000s

  • @connorbrown2194
    @connorbrown2194 10 місяців тому +18

    imagining seeing a crazy guy come up to your gas station two days in a row 10 minutes before closing and he can't figure out how to open the cap on his gas can

  • @Skrullyy
    @Skrullyy Рік тому +9

    I love how he cannot fathom the concept of a piece of machinery being attached to a truck. Like, if the log splitter was just a trailer, WHAT IS IT USED FOR JEREMY

  • @theblobconsumes4859
    @theblobconsumes4859 2 роки тому +25

    Despite the simplicity of this stream, this was one of my favorite recent streams from Jerma. Very entertaining.
    This is one of those streams I like enough to be able to watch the full unedited thing, as with the No More Heroes streams and all.

  • @derpyyoshi1137
    @derpyyoshi1137 2 роки тому +22

    YES I loved this stream. Thank you!

  • @JoNarDLoLz
    @JoNarDLoLz Рік тому +7

    Thank you Skye4 for making the pushup segment a lot more bearable, the background silence with just his grunts was very unnerving.

  • @caluhhhb
    @caluhhhb 2 роки тому +22

    what does he even mean by a coupler trailer that hooks onto the back of your truck? jerma's logic trains are interesting

    • @skye4
      @skye4  2 роки тому +7

      Probably because it said "tried to attach to air" when he interacted with the front part of it.

    • @caluhhhb
      @caluhhhb 2 роки тому +8

      @@skye4 no i know, but does he not know what a trailer is? and if that whole thing WAS just a coupler, what the hell is it pulling? an actual trailer? lmao

    • @skye4
      @skye4  2 роки тому +14

      @@caluhhhb The inner machinations of his mind are an enigma.

  • @Professorlicme8
    @Professorlicme8 Рік тому +14

    the drunk dad and scared kid bits are always so damn funny

  • @KetsaKunta
    @KetsaKunta 2 роки тому +14

    He mentioned that cave men would look at the sun and he didn't think of doing that himself at all

  • @Channeldyhb
    @Channeldyhb 2 роки тому +16

    Jeremy sounds like shaggy from Scooby-Doo except he retired from the mystery crew and became a twitch streamer

    • @Channeldyhb
      @Channeldyhb 2 роки тому +5

      Oto is Scooby-Doo

    • @bonebag1961
      @bonebag1961 Рік тому +2

      That makes sense since jerma's not real

    • @IMosuGoji
      @IMosuGoji 7 місяців тому +1

      the same guy who played Shaggy played the Purple Guy in FNAF, who is a murderer
      Jerma is a murderer
      coincidence???

  • @maglev_
    @maglev_ Рік тому +11

    it actually made me mad how hard he denied it was a log splitter after looking directly at the mechanism that was clearly made to split logs

  • @skwooby
    @skwooby 2 роки тому +13

    loved the cutback to the previous stream when he mentioned homework lol

  • @scatterbraindonor
    @scatterbraindonor 2 роки тому +8

    Thanks to Jeremy I found about this game and adore it. I absolutely love watching it and I'm happy my favorite stream compiler made it the next target! You're the best Skye!

  • @punkuke
    @punkuke 7 місяців тому +3

    I love it when chat gets mad at him for not believing them while simultaneously being pathological liars constantly.

  • @Skrullyy
    @Skrullyy Рік тому +6

    Im just realizing this game is just french Canadian my summer car and its so funny

  • @RedEarth20XDX
    @RedEarth20XDX Рік тому +7

    1:11:15 I believe Boston's streets were made by paving over roads ment for horses which is why they're so small and janky.

  • @RileyC0y0te
    @RileyC0y0te Рік тому +7

    I would eat bugs on the ground and I would live.

  • @Litepaw
    @Litepaw Рік тому +8

    mountainpeak mountainpeak mountainpeak LEFT

  • @monoboy81
    @monoboy81 2 роки тому +12

    EPIC, thanks Skye ur amazing seriously

  • @kappinr-m80s23
    @kappinr-m80s23 4 місяці тому +2

    Bazou is a French Canadian term to refer to a 'crappy car.' It JUST hit me that this is literally My Summer Car but set in the Canadian boonies instead of Finish boonies.

    • @skye4
      @skye4  4 місяці тому +3

      @@kappinr-m80s23 As opposed to The Long Drive, which takes place in the Hungarian boonies.

  • @AiOinc1
    @AiOinc1 Рік тому +7

    This was a great stream but the best part was by far the time where Jerma accidentally confirmed he has an account on chaturbate

  • @cragraven
    @cragraven 2 роки тому +18

    Omg Jerma played this?! I love this game so much!
    …can’t wait to see him crash his car over and over…
    Thanks Skye!

  • @chancethefapper4528
    @chancethefapper4528 2 роки тому +11

    1:04:53 proves Jerma is the next Mr Bean

  • @Phytem
    @Phytem 2 роки тому +6

    that intro was perfect for this

  • @liamstewart6260
    @liamstewart6260 Рік тому +3

    I can only imagine what it must have felt like to tune into this stream during the push up sequence

  • @braintumor10000
    @braintumor10000 Рік тому +3

    think about just how many games of hearthstone that guy had to play

  • @zombi0muertos
    @zombi0muertos 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you very much as always! I use every new edit from you to sleep every night, forever grateful!

  • @trocodiliac2405
    @trocodiliac2405 4 місяці тому +1

    saying sober as a stone has got to be the WORST way to tell people youre not stoned

  • @MetaWhiteYoshi
    @MetaWhiteYoshi 2 роки тому +2

    The edit for when he thinks of what he said was so good

  • @Ziggsters1515
    @Ziggsters1515 2 роки тому +3

    omg yess this is one of my fav steams ty skye!

  • @ReifinDFanchon
    @ReifinDFanchon Рік тому +1

    1:45:26 and 1:45:48 the double one guy moment turn into life lesson with Jeremy. I'm genuinely love when he does serious talk, let's get ourselves relax, sit back, contemplate our life, and open our eyes for opinion from different perspective on whatever Jerma is talking about.

  • @dragomusic4907
    @dragomusic4907 2 роки тому +7

    1:58:09 was I think was one of the hardest times I've laughed in a Jerma stream. Only thing that comes close that I remember is Jigsaw House Flipper rapping

  • @loulou3467
    @loulou3467 7 місяців тому +1

    as someone from Québec, Jerma saying Aweille donc Jacques made my day

  • @CandyCain
    @CandyCain Рік тому +4

    Jerma learning what a log splitter is so so funny oh my god

  • @ashamefulgamer1578
    @ashamefulgamer1578 2 роки тому +4

    As someone from Québec I do confirm we eat poop and grow weed

  • @Thomas_Angelo
    @Thomas_Angelo Рік тому +3

    This vid has made me search "fastest hot dog shooter" and then be bewildered by the fact that it has 1.1 mil views and the every human on earth has seen it(FACT STATED BY JERMA) and then find out there are nearly 8 billion non humans among us.

  • @WiltingWillow._.
    @WiltingWillow._. Рік тому +2

    I feel like its safe to assume the Bat Blood Circulation doesn't have the same downsides human circulation has hanging upside down

  • @KetsaKunta
    @KetsaKunta 2 роки тому +15

    Him being so confident about the log splitter not being a log splitter was cringe bro

  • @abelhaugen5897
    @abelhaugen5897 7 місяців тому +2

    Literally just got caught eating spaghetti when he called it lol

  • @cFrogjar
    @cFrogjar Рік тому +7

    neurons activate every time he says gas

  • @kalimaude3532
    @kalimaude3532 Рік тому +6

    1:36:19 nearly stopped my heart with laughter.

  • @Jlukasph
    @Jlukasph Рік тому +4

    44:20 completely contradicting every point he tried to make in botw about being agile eniugh to dodge an axe

  • @metalcann
    @metalcann 2 роки тому +3

    spoilers about that "why don't we teach kids finance, instead of math." Younger sibling was forced to take the class, they'd paid me to do it. Guess they did learn something important about how you pay people too much to do things you don't want to.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 2 роки тому +1

    I watched the VOD of this and it was so slow and so long I never even got to the best parts lmao thank you so much for this edit, I’d have never seen the push-ups or the “BLOWJOB!?!?!” Moments

  • @hashbrowns26746
    @hashbrowns26746 2 роки тому +55

    funny that in the US Jerma is considered a socialist for his extremely moderate views on education and overworking.

    • @austinobambino1360
      @austinobambino1360 2 роки тому +10

      Pro-labor Andy

    • @pooppoop6337
      @pooppoop6337 Рік тому +2

      Yes, congratulations, you are on the cusp of discovering that places are different and there is no one correct worldview or way to run a society.

    • @erykaldo2l270
      @erykaldo2l270 Рік тому +1

      @@pooppoop6337 Who shat in your cereal this morning?

    • @gagebeveridge5880
      @gagebeveridge5880 Рік тому +1

      ​@@pooppoop6337Nah man, America just fucking sucks

  • @meteb10
    @meteb10 2 роки тому +1

    Skye for the rescue, you never miss mister Skye thank you very much

  • @Channeldyhb
    @Channeldyhb 2 роки тому +4

    Jeremy is like modern day Seinfeld

  • @vurruckt
    @vurruckt 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for the video

  • @Braindead-Baby-Hazel
    @Braindead-Baby-Hazel 2 роки тому +7

    Man he REALLY didn't like being called a socialist or gay

  • @plastiktuten3866
    @plastiktuten3866 11 місяців тому

    skye, the absolute GOAT of editors

  • @paulservary5360
    @paulservary5360 Рік тому +2

    City slicker

  • @vexx80000
    @vexx80000 2 роки тому +8

    I love the little 🤏steamer, thanks for these long edits!

  • @spooky1058
    @spooky1058 2 роки тому +1

    Skye4 edits keep me moving forward thank u

  • @supermalario1323
    @supermalario1323 7 місяців тому +1

    best stream ever

  • @gwynheimer
    @gwynheimer 2 місяці тому

    You're literally a godsend thank you

  • @pancakehm5563
    @pancakehm5563 2 роки тому +2

    mmmmmmmmmm skye4 edit, huge thanks

  • @ALCHEMYST14
    @ALCHEMYST14 2 роки тому +6

    As someone who's a car guy and who has driven standard since I was 15, him fucking around with the truck physically hurts me

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon Рік тому +1

    I think having people throw away money and getting shackled with debt is part of the plan

  • @Willowposting
    @Willowposting Рік тому +1

    This can't be a Canadian game. $100 CAD is only enough for a Snickers bar.

  • @Dahk
    @Dahk Рік тому +1

    I cant believe that Jerma drives 100 hours a week, thats wild

  • @NyanMango
    @NyanMango Рік тому +1

    I think Jerma's Seinfeld idea is hilarious

  • @Zuzuga1
    @Zuzuga1 Рік тому +4

    1:05:20 is a gold, how i didnt see it in any compilation

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash 2 роки тому +4

    Chat is Jermas real girlfriend.

  • @Aria_uwu
    @Aria_uwu 11 місяців тому

    jerma telling us to take better care of ourselves and eat properly as i pour a box of nerds into my mouth

  • @deltalunaris
    @deltalunaris 19 днів тому

    I'm not even the chat member who told him to "just open the cap" and I felt Jerma vaporize my soul at 35:03

  • @kittencorp.3295
    @kittencorp.3295 Рік тому +2

    26:41 but is there a handsome doctor with him?

  • @valorrous04
    @valorrous04 2 роки тому +3

    😍thank you skye!!