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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2024
- The man next to me in this Starbucks is starting to wonder why I've been uploading a video for 4 hours without buying anything
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my dad lost a quarter of his left thumb in a work accident so now he has a shirt that says *"who has 1 3/4 thumbs and ready to rule the world? this guy!"*
"Oi, a lost a third of me thumb. Did you? No. So i have right to rule the world."
I can imagine ye Dad saying that.
Bro my Dad lost a chunk of his thumb due to a work related accident too!
We don't high-five, we high-four 1/2.
When you were cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!
@@DZ-1987 Oi josuke I used I accadently used za hando and now my left thumb has disappeared help me josuke
To be honest that's kinda wholesome. He just accepts what happened and laughs it off.
Some of these sound like a crap game of Cards Against Humanity...
Cardboard rectangles opposing human life
Flat, 4-sided, hard paper offensively disagreeing homo-sapien collective consciousness
Oi.
The shittier it is, the funnier it is.
@@DZ-1987 Exactly!!! Smh
goat smell
Thanos: I am inevitable.
Autism dad: hi inevitable my name is autism dad
Thanos: Proceeds to snap himself out of wanting to die.
Autism cat is still one of the best series on yt
@@trashcant69 true
autism dad: yes
@@trashcant69 Retarded Policeman is the best series on UA-cam.
i legit want to get the mushroom hunter t shirt
I really want the harry potter ohio shirt
i want the real garfield girls shirt
I want the goat smell shirt
I want mister halo
I want them all
I died when he said “there’s a human inside that one”
I just unpaused it and heard that as I saw this LMFAO
@Bolshevik Breaker what
@shrimp what do they mean barely human tho
@@gamingcookiereal not really a human?
Thanos: I'm inevitable
Him: And I...am...Autism Dad *snaps*
SaBer Blue yes
Mister halo
Hi inevitable, I’m autism dad.
@@teslapenguin1 - Fittingly, that sounds like something a Dad would say.
Edit: I mean, ignoring the "autism" part, of course.
Thank you Tanjiro
As someone born in November I can confirm that i do not exist.
Me too.
Same
Bro, same
Hold up
we don’t exist.
To be completely honest, I would genuinely buy the "I would rather be listening to the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit "Smooth" by Santana Feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album Supernatural" shirt
Honestly same
I would too
And wear it while listening to the song.
Same.
Just ironically.
I mean it is a banger of a song tho so I think people would just think of you having good taste.
Nick Fury: “State your name.”
Anonymous: “Autism Dad.”
**Infinity War Music Plays**
"Oh my... God"
"It's Jason Bourne."
*Spiderman 2 pizza theme playing in the background subtly*
& into necrophilia...
“We weren’t expecting special forces.”
I like how some of them start out kinda normal and then they take just a bizzare turn
"One day youll look back on your lofe and say: i really should have practiced my pull out game".
*Chronic Diarrhoea*
Mister Halo’s bizarre adventure: T-shirts are too specific roughly 13.7% of the time and I can’t read half of the text on them because the font size is too small and oh god I just realized that I’m on a T-shirt oh no
I feel like the gay clarinet player and mental panflautist are a match made in heaven
I need my cute panflutist , where is she - gay clarinet
Georgia mayfield I am a gay clarinet
Pancakes Eliza too many of us. We’re too powerful
「MADE IN HEAVEN」
Yes, Jojo fan are everywhere
Let’s get this lettuce so many gay clarinets
5:57 If you read only the large text, it says “I love anime Jesus hentai”
I read it as “I love hentai that involves Anime Jesus”
That’s how I first read it, I was just like
👁👄👁 🤣🤣
Who doesn’t?
I was really surprised that they used the right character for the word "love" on that hoodie. Although they didn't conjugate the verb or even use any of the verb morphemes, so it just says "love" as a noun (as in, like, the concept of love). I think it might be a Chinese company or something that designed the shirt, because it's the same character (in traditional) but it can mean the verb when written by itself in Chinese.
@@Pattiearnoto405 4. I Love Anime Jesus, hentai
Eeueueuehh
Theres a human inside that one...
General Kenobi
HelloThere
Hello there
*h e l l o t h e r e*
*YOU'RE OUT OF CHARACTER-*
@Yeetus my Fetus Y'all Need Cleetus its a meme
Theres not fakes
"Harry Potter hates Ohio. You're welcome!" *-J.K Rowling*
The only good thing Rowling had ever changed
Also ohio is gay
If Ohio was gay, Harry Potter would love it
Ah yes, the information I always wanted.
"Ohio is gay"
_Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like the Charred Remains of Ohio_
good
Paper Coelacanth omg yaaaaasssssssssssss
*hermione voice* BEEF WOMEN
i
nya overlord Hermione cried
I love how Will menacingly says “1499” at 5:07 and nobody says anything about it
WAIT WHAT
I don’t get it
@@gavinthegreat6568 he says “only 14.99” like the price is $14.99
@Maryum Farooq h
The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." Today I whispered in the devil's ear,
"no u"
SH SH Lord
The devil is dead now. He retired. This man is our savior
Suddenly he said, "No, you."
SH SH sorry but this is going in my cringe compilation
SH SH I would actually love a shirt like that.
"Turn down the hentai, ya turkey"
Writin' that one down.
chaffXgrenade o shit 666th like
Not the autism dad one? Jeesh
Hentai is art
that belongs on a t-shirt... oh wait
as bayrakları.
This sounds like a normal game of Cards Against Humanity.
T-shirts against humanity
@@saddestcatboy Cards Against Humani-T
A fuckton of almonds
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I looked for a review on the anime, Jesus, Hentai shirt and I saw this:
I bought this shirt as a joke for a game of dirty Santa, and I am now officially hated by everyone I know and love. But god nor earth can stop me from laughing every time I look at the person who got my gift. I am now in a pot of self wallow, loneliness, and maniac laughter.
what
...I love you
Give someone else the harry potter hates Ohio shirt
GIVE ME A LINK
@@KingLaZrButBad
Specifically someone who lives in Ohio
5 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MY KITCHEN
1. It is a kitchen.
2. It has some food in but not as much as I'd like.
3. It has an assortment of knives in it.
4. I have been in it.
5. It was born in November.
-It has anger issues
-I'm not afraid to use it
Bean fact 1
6. It can't control her mouth.
JXEditor I kinda wanna make this shirt now fuck
ugh, theres a _human_ inside that one
God forbid...
Me lol
She's a Jew tho
Ew, humans...
Contrary to popular belief (coughcoughneonaziscoughcough), being Jewish and human are not mutually exclusive (sometimes).
My mom has a pretty weirdly specific shirt that says “I’m an official cat lady with a accounting degree”
You sure she isn't Angela from the office U.S?
bad day?
That's pretty funny actually
@@biscuitstix_ that is why
I think people with oddly specific text on shirts are retards. Unless it's the song lyrics to P.E.P.E - Shadilay.
why is this on my “play this at my funeral” playlist and what sleep-deprived mental state was i in when i added this video to it
@@AngelA-ym2jz absolute perfection in beauty, stunning.
Did ya ever figure it out
The Avengers 4: Starring
Autism Dad
Mister Halo
Gay Clarinet Player
Mushroom Hunter: Conquerer of Fungi
Garfield Girl
Bearded Dragon Daddy
The Man with a Karate
Crazy Marksman Grandma
Edit: Added
Tax Attourney Cousin
Smartass Princess Son
Goat Smell Man: Lover of the Goat Smell
Mind Panflute Guy
The Skinny White Guy: Protector of Boobs
Harry Potter: Despiser of Ohio
Mail Carrier: Carrier of Mail
Better than infinity war
Smartass Son
you forgot Goat Smell
What about Mind panflute guy?
I'd pay to see it...
oh...and you forgot "the skinny white guy that protects boobs"
The devil whispered in my ear: "Your not strong enough to withstand the storm."
Today I whispered in the devil's ear:
"You're*"
Simon Heerze if that were a shirt I'd buy it
Simon Heerze *_and the most underrated comment goes to…_*
Somebody put this on a shirt
Goose.
How did you hear the apostrophe, or lack thereof?
"So turn down the hentai ya turkey"
It has the same energy as "blades are for skating ya dingus"
“It’s to check if they’re cracked, you Walnut!”
I actually want that one
@@衰えるデッド Same
I once saw a t shirt that said “my grandma is a flute player, AND a stripper”
That actually sounds like a perfect shirt for my grandma. ☠
@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 RIP
Autism Dad vs Mister Halo, order your tickets now.
What about the conqueror of fungi?
@@kirbysuperstaruhh3769 he comes in after the battle and beats up the winnee, wait did I spoil the plot twist
@@themysteriousmimikyu8501 SPOILER ALERT
Doesn't Crazy Grandma also team up with Mister Halo in the sequel for revenge against Mushroom Hunter?
I'll take your whole stock
_Civil War_
The grandma shirt exists, I've met a kid who owned it.
Oh my life lmao
Kei The Majestic Weirdo did you think thats what oml stands for?
@ jesus fucking christ mate. I don't wanna even know the replys you give in a flame war
Cyrsclin oh my life that’s edgy
@ Oh my life Kei The Majestic Weirdo has done nothing wrong! Let's all pray for Kei now, a minute of silence please before we shall proceed to the question.
It's quite interesting how do you plan on "turning him into the police" Like do you transform him into a police station or a vehicle?
How on earth is this witchcraft supposed to work.
My favorite one unfortunately isn’t in this video, but it says:
“Yes, I’m a girl
Yes, I have feet”
with a video game controller above the text
I can hear Eggman's voice saying "GIVE ME BACK MY EPIC GAMER GIRL SONIC". This also explains why Eggman searches for feet pics in his free time
@@Rudxain HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL BEING CUCKED BY A *_HEDGEHOG!?!_*
I need it
Every intro for SH
-Will says hello
-the gang says hello back
-Will says "I'm sure everyone has (insert mundane thing everyone has done)
-everyone collectively says "no"
sometimes there's a startled Rihanna noise.
"I am a hardcore person
You cannot surpass me, because
I eat pant
I am also born in December"
and in the night is Mr. Halo.
Interesting thought my man! Thanks for sharing.
Yo if you're in the Starbucks in the O2 in London, hope you're enjoying the video
I can see it on your phone
Shut up, you're clapped.
SootHouse omg you're in England?! I wanna meet you all so bad!
SootHouse im not in london but ill move there i guess
I'm going to the globe theater as a school trip next week
I have a friend who likes Harry Potter and was born in Ohio, I know what I'm getting him for Christmas.
Doc Possum haha
Doc Possum I’m from Ohio and I want one
Its a shirt for the University of Michigan. They have a rivalry with Ohio State.
Doc Possum are you my friend then
Doc Possum i
"my cousin is a tax attorney" I've never seen a scarier job occupation
Breathe deep because no one will ever
UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVE FOR THAT
*G O A T S M E L L*
I just envisioned the multiple presses of "Enter" as a long breath
I still remember the sad death of Autism Dad in Infinity War.
The emotional Deus Vult that was played was heart breaking
Nah, Mister Halos death was the saddest. still hurts to think about it
I'm Mary Poppins y'all
“Mr.son I don’t feel so good” -Autism Dad’s last words
Mister Halo, i dont feel so good
"Yes some people are born in November"
"I dont believe it"
*I AM HURT.*
JadeStuff ur not real.
November is the most useless month.
Your dad failed no nut november
Go to the hospital then :)
Strawberry Flavored Clorox Bleach actually if their dad failed NNN then they would be born in August
As an Ohioan, Harry Potter will pay for his insolence.
Does your state even have buildings?
Imagine believing in Ohio
Do y'all make potatoes?
@@margiecoleman1334 Idahoians do. (This is an joke)
🖕 *fuck Ohio* 🖕
I nearly dropped my phone on my face at “chronic diarrhea”
@Layla Forrest reminds me of a propoganda poster (maybe made by someone on Internet or an actual propoganda poster) about soviet partisans yelling if you run out of ammo throw shit at the enemy
These feel like these were all Photoshopped. They're just too ridiculous and, yes, oddly specific to exist.
I live in Spain, and there's a shop where you can bring your text/picture and they put it on a shirt, hoodie, etc. Any color and size. I don't know the name because I've never been there, my parents go there to buy christmas gifts lol
@@marsmartis2697 There's also just shops literally everywhere on the internet that do that.
Yeah, the ones that have decals relating to "targetted" part of the shirt seem especially fake, like the mushroom and goat ones.
useraccount333 yes some are photoshopped because letters are in perfect shape when tshirts are crumpled
@@АндрейМясников-с6б oh, someone with a brain, what rare sight
It is funny because they're oddly specific. Kaboom.
Dio Drando kaboom
Dio Drando BY OXI CLEAN
e A T P A N T
Dio Drando
kaboom, one piece is two
yes.
I would love to get oddly specific shirts for my friend group, that are the exact opposite of thier personalities, and mail them to them just to confuse them.
You sound like a great friend.
You sound like a great friend.
You sound like a great friend.
You sound like a great friend.
You sound like a great friend.
3:35 if Rasputin was alive today he would have worn this shirt
Ra Ra Rasputin
@@Nautical_Parsnip Ra ra Rasputin Russia's smollest uwu bean
OuchMouse11 why
@@raccoondogzz Why not
PotatoBoiXavier hi
“skinny white guy” smh... they’re called skeletons sweetheart
This actually made me laugh until I snorted
i dont thinks its even a real shirt with the text
r/woooosh
Maxwell Koyama oh! I’m a skeleton!
So the SJW's have been fighting the undead? Cisgendered white males are a bigger threat than i imagined
my sister got me a shirt for my birthday that says "world's best sea otter grandpa" I treasure it
As a Cis male who's never so much as touched a wind instrument, I need the gay clarinet one.
@@contrapasso1539Since this comment, I have realized that I may just be bisexual. Is that better for you?
@@contrapasso1539 it just means "not trans", nothing radical about it :|
@@Sturgeostic2444 epic
It would be simpler to call yourself a man wouldn't it
I started playing through Halo with one of my friends, pretty normal, so then I send him a screen shot of the "Mister Halo" t-shirt. Then I talk to him a few day later.
Mfw he *actually* thinks the main character is called Mister Halo.
"who the hell is this Chief fellow? i've never heard of him. he's not on the box cover. i'm playing as Mister Halo, but they keep referring to this giant space ring as Halo. I'M HALO"
by night I'm MASTER CHIEF PETTY OFFICER OF THE NAVY SPARTAN JOHN [REDACTED] 117 FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE FORERUNNER ISO-DIDACT BORNSTELLAR MAKES ETERNAL LASTING
DavidtheWavid excuse me sir, but if you’re gonna add lore that is in any way connected to the cancerous 343 industries halo rip off, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.
skidmark i always say fortnite has a main character named mr fortnite
Don't call me Master Chief,
It's *MISTER HALO* for you
If 7:14 doesn't become official Soothouse merch I will be greatly disappointed
I feel they only did this video to sell the shirt
I think my mom must have been transparent
Cuz I never saw her throughout my childhood
I feel like I should add a disclaimer saying this is a joke, I live with both my loving parents and have done so my entire life
Everyone go home the best joke ever made is right here
Strange, this same thing happened with my Dad. He went to get some milk at the store and then just suddenly became transparent. Oddly enough, he became not transparent when I became an adult and won the lottery jackpot, and making millions off my surgical mask investment.
@@mr.shepherdspie7958 huh
I know it's a joke but
Was your dad pregnant? Did it.... Hurt?
“The master of mycelium” 1:43
no one:
JK Rowling: *Harry Potter officially hates Ohio*
bad day?
Next day the Greater Empire of Ohio is proclaimed independent
the only good thing jk rowling has ever done
I only know one person who plays the clarinet and theyre gay
*casually buys shirt*
wjw fifu I am the gay clarinet player
All of the clarinets in my band are gay
And thats why i play saxophone
@@georgiamayfield5922 Hey Potterhead 😀🦅🐍
gay clarinet players rise up
Can you just make a shirt with Dan's badly cropped face on it with "Minions are a metaphor for communism" in comic sans please.
I read that as "Minoans are a metaphor for communism" and started trying to find proto-Marxist symbolism in bull-jumping.
"Ugh, it's a human inside that one"
..jimmy? what’re you doing?
*IM PLAYING THE PAN FLUTE MOTHER*
I want a shirt that says "I am wearing a shirt."
I have a shirt that says pants on it.
found one in women's, can't find one in men's: shop.spreadshirt.net/tobuscus/i+am+wearing+a+shirt-A25068049
Pixel I have a shirt that says that
i want a shirt that says "i'm not wearing pants" and i'll just wear it with short shorts
SlimeMasterNate Hey, i didn't know Toby made shirts
Who would win
Autism Dad vs Crazy Grandma
Lil Strand Autism Dad definitely
The crazy grandma of course, she comes equipped with a shovel.
Neither - Mister Halo would come in and fucking destroy both of them with a single punch. It wouldn't even be a fight.
I'm rooting for bearded dragon daddy all the way!
The fact you misspelled it makes it even better
Is no one gonna talk about the way Wilbur said "Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a bearded dragon daddy" like calm down please
I relate to none of these shirts but i want all of them
where get
help
Oregan o TM this is extremely important. What’s your Instagram?
Ahem...
Profile pic plz.
shrimpy probably at Spencer’s
Alrighty Waaa mine is @womboking_sc tell me where I can get thse
Specificlads is a tshirt company that makes ironic ones
Only ANIMATION STUDENTS
from WISCONSIN
with PURPLE HAIR
and a GRANDMA WHO IS 91 YEARS OLD
can talk about
THE PASTA WITH VEGAN BEEF that they just PLAYED HALO at the HAZELNUT COFFEE
And how much SEPTEMBER they were born in.
I’m guessing that’s you
On Wisconsin
Animation student:nope
From Wisconsin: yes
Purple hair: nope
Grandma who is 91 years old: nope im male
Yeah...im just some geography/history master that somehow hates to much cheese
AND WERE BORN IN FEBUARY
Autism Dad will beat Thanos in the next movie
No, I think the Conquerer of Fungi will beat Thanos.
thanks for ruining it bihh some of us havent watched ya know
No, i think Mister Halo would beat Thanos
Actually, I change my mind, The Man with a Karate would beat Thanos.
We need another Soot house vid, it’s like nostalgia at this point
*REAL GARFIELD HOURS*
Who up eatin lasagna?
lasaga*
KingBongHogger *GARFIELF
As someone who LIVES in Ohio, I want that "Harry Potter hates Ohio" shirt so much.
so ohio is real??
@serena abadi As somebody who lives in Ohio, I can confirm it doesn't exist.
@@rock-hv1hi Ikr? Are the legends really true? Or is this just one more thing being covered up by our government? After all, Area 51 isn't filled with aliens. It's CLEARLY the American school for wizards, Ilvermorny. I mean, come ON. Those kids take flying saucers for joyrides and the alien thing is just to cover it all up.
@@Oliver-fw6rc You from the government?
No Ohio really exists. Nothing suspicious here in Ohio.
I want a ‘David is hot’ shirt, so people will walk past me and say ‘agreed’
No please no
Vsauce Puppet -same-
Vsauce Puppet I have one, now I have a date with someone called Dave
Or just make a loud gagging noise
agreed
6:09 from a distance looks like "I ❤️ Jesus hentai"
At first i thought it said " i love anime jesus"
I love this timestamp
@@Inkedalic3
oh hi
*I AM AN AUTISM DAD*
Hey man, don't bring my waifu into this
Violet Evergarden is best girl
I’d like to confirm that as a person born in November, there’s no such thing as being born in November.
Vintage Seinfeld DVD so you don't exist?
6:13 if you read only the big words it says " I
Toidi SaidPls Lmfao
As a lover of "GOAT SMELL", I can confirm, nobody understands it!
Ello ello ello
i want to print the entire soothouse discord on 1 single t-shirt.
yes
that will be one very large shirt
No man that’s gonna be an entire evening gown
*I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE THE GRAMMY AWARD WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEAT. ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL*
izam-eme I didn’t realise how long it was until it was written out
And it's just like the ocean under the moon too.
My search history would get me with a T-shirt that says something along the lines of..
Today, the Devil whispered in my ear..
"It's free real estate."
[Edit] Guess I'm making a T-shirt. Anyone wants one, check for a link in about a month on my profile.
мυn exe I want that shirt
I dare you to wear that in church if you ever get a shirt like that.
I would get that
That's a must for me to get that shirt
5:34 THATS NOT A MAN
I have a classmate who has a shirt that says something like “I never thought I’d grow up to be the cool mom of a freaking cool gamer but here I am.” He’s a dude in his 20s
is it bad that I'm considering purchasing one of these shirts and wearing it to school as a joke lmao
I need the anime one.
get the autism dad one
buy the "turn down the hentai" one
Get the one with a THERE IS A HUMAN IN IT
get the smartass son one
If these videos weren't so hilarious, I would rather be listening to the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit "Smooth" by Santana Feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album _Supernatural_
Man that’s a hot one
“ I’m sure they’re are some people born in November “
Me born in November: * surprised*
They were thinking of August probably. Who was born in August?
@@mickytherat8020 o ye. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who was born in august
@@mickytherat8020 I was born in August lol
I heard someone say "no one's born in November" long ago like what? Besides, has no one heard of Valentine's day? Us Scorpios have a smart way of appearing
@@ccscheller8193 as we should, the world deserves more Scorpio
I watched this while lifting and nearly dropped a dumbbell on my toe at “Autism Dad”
5:27 I laughed so hard bc my friend is a gay clarinet player in my school band and I want to get her this shirt
For my own reference (and those who never know who's talking)
Charlie- blue
Dacvid-green
Dan- red
Matt- orange
Jack- yellow
Wilbur- black
It's labelled at the start of all videos, also SorrowTV is inverted from Wilbur's I think
Here's all the collabs' colours:
SorrowTV: white
jschlatt: lavendar
RTGame: dark lavendar
CallMeCarson: cyan
Marshal Does Stuff: dark magenta
Internet Historian: tan
General Sam: maroon
Killian Experience: brown
Rihanna- pink
Wait I thought it was only 2 guys
or the easier option of just pretending they're all the same person
You moved house? then is this still SootHouse? or is this New House not yet sooted? We need answers.
Alovic Grim Asking the real questions here.
Soothouse is a people, not a place.
*N O T Y E T S O O T E D*
Well, he packed his shit before moving, right? I just assume Soot was one of his possessions, so it has been relocated as well.
Dr doom *soots* as he pleases
"Badass hearing specialist." Okay that's the first time I've heard those words together.
All clarinetist are gay
Source: tromBONER
5 months later edit: wut?
MarbleSwan666 facts
I'm an ex gay
hey, i play bass clarinet and i'm bisexual, you take that back
if youre pan sexual does that mean you are attracted to pans
As a flute player, I can confirm that clarinetists are ghey
And *THIS* is why some people shouldn't have access to customizable shirts
Dnb120 this is why EVERYONE deserves hyper customizable shirts
Jonathan Sicoli Lol
We need to make Hating Ohio a meme
Indeed we must.
Isn't it already?
Is it a meme if it's already true, and everyone hates ohio?
Lazer Beam if you live in Ohio it is
Too many Asians.
I don’t think I’ve ever said this before but I wish this video was an hour long.
5:23 Squidward's next shirt.
It's been confirmed that Squidward is straight though...
Ethan Shackelford “this is what a straight clarinet player looks like” then lol
Saiyanryu squid ward is not gay he gets all the pussy
@@goldenpig6453when?
Don't make fun of the mushroom hunter, once you get to know him he is quite a *FUN-GI*
I heard he’s homeless and is looking for some shelter, but too bad I don’t have *MUSH-ROOM*
these jokes are really *growing on me*
Poor lad's been living out for a while, but everytime I go to offer him change, he just raises his *closed cup.*
Please stop making jokes at the expense of this *spore* guy.
puggy randoms/TWC leave.
Oh no. I live in Ohio. I am mournful to hear that Harry Potter dislikes my state
GumGum Jr. move immediately
Can you blame him tho?
Dude everyone hates us....Go Buckeyes
I mean... Jake Paul. But besides that maybe you’re okay? I don’t know, I’m from Texas. You tell me.
I'm a Wolverine who married a Buckeye. Just sayin'.
I own a weirdly specific shirt myself that says "never underestimate a girl who listens to Green Day and was born in June"
Nobody understands that *silly* feeling of
the eyes that glow before you on the edge of the forest, so far away. You speak to him in a way only you know. He hears but you don't know what he thinks of it. You fear him and take comfort in him. His eyes so beautiful, you lose yourself to them... The blue ethereal glow on the left... And the rust orange light just 100 feet to the right attracting dancing moths. Life and death, you hear noises from him early in the morning, the sound of unknown sinking deep in the forest. He looks at you with both comfort and malevolence. You run away only to return again.
Trippy Hippy Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Trippy Hippy I love it. How much to put that on a T-shirt
My grandpa
is an old man
Born in November
Who was an air force veteran
I'm shook
Shooketh*
Man, have I got a T-shirt for you?!
love that my home state is in the literal first second
Sally Brack same
Michigan is better
You poor soul
Pixel Bytes heck yeah
its cold up there tho
If I ever get a girlfriend I can guarantee I'll get them a really specific shirt on our anniversary just for the meme. No I don't expect her to wear it. Yes I will do it regardless
I know a person on Tumblr who had the gay clarinet player shirt.
Squidward
_of course_ it's tumblr
Well it is tumblr after all
Tumblrinas
My cousin is a gay clarinet player
Actually, no one has ever been born in November.
Mark Zuckerberg but... I am
Bradley Bsldwin I did not hit her, it’s bullshit
I was never born then 🙃
Paladin Mixer you were actually born in October. It's because everyone was born in October.
Mark Zuckerberg G A S P
i really think google is spying on me. yesterday i googled "oddly specific shirt advertisements for people who searched up oddly specific things" and now this video is recommended to me...
Not one of these shirts applies to me but I am tempted to buy every single one