Karl Pilkington on Furniture

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  • @Curthe93
    @Curthe93 11 років тому +142

    The people who listen to the XFM series know that when Karl first started talking, Ricky and Steve were both really interested by him, but the heads of the radio station told them "don't let Karl talk" because they thought his stupidity would ruin the show. Up until he started talking, Karl was just a guy who pressed the buttons. But Ricky went against the orders of the station and let Karl speak because he knew Karl's rambling was funny, and Karl quickly became the star of the show.

  • @Vernatrozz
    @Vernatrozz 10 років тому +719

    "I ordered the bed"
    "Yeah?"
    "It turned up"
    "Oh well done"

    • @GoodDeedsEveryday
      @GoodDeedsEveryday 7 років тому +5

      "It turned up"

    • @charlesbritannia6647
      @charlesbritannia6647 7 років тому +3

      Vernatrozz oh well done ✅

    • @ben6993
      @ben6993 7 років тому +6

      Fucking hell that's a victory! 😂😂

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 7 років тому +9

      "fucking hell, that's a victory! nothing went down shit creek this time!"
      😂

    • @nicbail9281
      @nicbail9281 6 років тому

      Vernatrozz life oon

  • @peteralexander2941
    @peteralexander2941 8 років тому +615

    I love how karl's solution to every problem is "called me dad up"

    • @conor8629
      @conor8629 8 років тому +50

      Peter Williams It's interesting that his dad has to teach him how to do everything but never seemed to have done so while actually raising him

    • @joeywildman1100
      @joeywildman1100 8 років тому +50

      Peter Williams I still call my dad whenever I'm in a similar situation

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 7 років тому +11

      I call me mum. lol

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому +9

      Parents are old and have wisdom. Wisdom is intelligence multiplied by experience, so even if your dad is no more intelligent than you are and has an intelligence of 1 if he has 3 experience then his wisdom will also be 3 and that has to be useful.

    • @Xanti97
      @Xanti97 6 років тому

      I don’t even know mine he’s a cu** tho

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 8 років тому +820

    "Back then, I wasn't as wise as I am now."
    *Instantly rolling on the floor*

  • @chaddean2257
    @chaddean2257 10 років тому +174

    I could listen to Karl all day.

  • @danielhague
    @danielhague 11 років тому +399

    "A bed isnt a bed without a matress, its a climbing frame" LMAO

    • @GaryDIdiot
      @GaryDIdiot 10 років тому +51

      It's true though

    • @yonnababy5915
      @yonnababy5915 9 років тому

      J u 7jhhmk

    • @Yung_Mango
      @Yung_Mango 7 років тому +1

      Dan Hague Yes lad oldham fan here aswell born n bred

    • @SerafEnd
      @SerafEnd 7 років тому

      lol... it's so true. I thought the same when shopping for my first bed.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому

      quicklol.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/the-invention-of-the-word-boob.jpg

  • @adz9623
    @adz9623 3 роки тому +29

    This might be the greatest Ricky laugh ever, ‘I wasn’t as wise as I am now’ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OppZilla13
      @OppZilla13 2 роки тому

      Funniest shit ever😂🤣

  • @sithemperorpalpatine870
    @sithemperorpalpatine870 3 роки тому +17

    Ricky's laugh after snot in a jar is just infectious 🤣🤣

  • @johnc5258
    @johnc5258 9 років тому +220

    I'm with Karl on this one. When the furniture shop advertises their beds on the shop floor, then they shouldn't advertise the beds with mattresses when the mattresses have nothing to do with the purchase.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 7 років тому +19

      John C or they could at least quote you the price for both the bed and the mattress

    • @ilbv5
      @ilbv5 7 років тому +6

      Watched idiot abroad,u rly miss someone who can call out karls bullshit every now and then.

    • @coolcatkim22
      @coolcatkim22 6 років тому +6

      They put mattress on the beds so you can see what the bed frame looks like with a mattress on top. If they didn't, you would just be showing people a bunch of empty frames and it wouldn't look appealing.

    • @larryducie6719
      @larryducie6719 6 років тому +6

      You'd have to be a bit special to not know that though. Quite a bit special.

    • @tytus2170
      @tytus2170 2 місяці тому +3

      Agreed. It’s like buying a sofa without the seat cushions

  • @mauricestrong8743
    @mauricestrong8743 6 років тому +11

    "Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again!"

  • @ByteRoster
    @ByteRoster 7 років тому +52

    Snot in a jar gets me every time

  • @liannarivera5358
    @liannarivera5358 4 роки тому +17

    3:56 I almost peed myself bc I was laughing so hard

  • @TheFlyingSparks
    @TheFlyingSparks 10 років тому +222

    Karl is like a British Charlie Brown so depressing yet funny

    • @GretchenJP
      @GretchenJP 7 років тому +5

      OMG he is!!

    • @ancilodon
      @ancilodon 7 років тому +3

      Bryson Murray Yeah, only funnier.

    • @theboss3721
      @theboss3721 7 років тому +3

      ancilodon Charlie Brown isn’t comedy

    • @ancilodon
      @ancilodon 7 років тому +1

      Hugh Janes - A Let's Poop Channel I was trying to be gentle.

    • @Mmmleftovers
      @Mmmleftovers 6 років тому

      Charlie Brown had cancer.....who's the funny guy now!

  • @BecciiLouiseMusic
    @BecciiLouiseMusic 11 років тому +17

    I do agree with Karl. I can understand that shops sell mattresses separately because sometimes people only need a new mattress but if someone is buying a bed frame, surely the shop assistant would ask the person whether they had a mattress or not. Like Karl said, it isn't a bed without a mattress!

  • @freshlineproductions
    @freshlineproductions 10 років тому +8

    this is the funniest 9 minutes of the podcasts I was in tears

  • @rturae
    @rturae 9 років тому +184

    "Now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now"
    xD

  • @roxieklaus
    @roxieklaus 11 років тому +42

    One of my all time favourite snippets of Karl's life :)

  • @motorhoads
    @motorhoads 11 років тому +5

    Uncle Alf sounds like a legend!! Everyone should have an uncle Alf :)

  • @joesoap81
    @joesoap81 10 років тому +95

    ''Ung up,annoyed''

  • @skankhunt-vw8xr
    @skankhunt-vw8xr 10 років тому +26

    Karl's face at 4:03. LOL!

    • @kubovicrachel
      @kubovicrachel 9 років тому +5

      I love Karl's "it's madness" hand wave for some reason...

  • @fourbyfourer
    @fourbyfourer 6 років тому +7

    "Depends how big they are." I absolutely love Karl's answers. He's got a good one for everything.

  • @StreetsDisciple01
    @StreetsDisciple01 4 роки тому +8

    3:46 'Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now'

  • @maryoleary5044
    @maryoleary5044 19 днів тому +1

    Love his genuinely brilliant movie ideas!
    Wish had more!

  • @londonliz43
    @londonliz43 11 років тому +4

    I LOVE AND ADORE KARL PILKINGTON!!!

  • @johnnystorm4
    @johnnystorm4 8 років тому +127

    IF YOU CAN'T CALL A MATTRESS FURNITURE THEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'D CALL IT

    • @Kemonokami
      @Kemonokami 8 років тому +34

      "Spoongy bit?"

    • @deprecatedflayer
      @deprecatedflayer 8 років тому

      While I wouldn't be sure (and don't really care either way), I think an ornament or a decoration would be more accurate.

    • @johnnystorm4
      @johnnystorm4 8 років тому +44

      an ornament or a decoration is like fruit bowl or a statue or something dude, not a mattress. you literally but mattresses from the furniture store.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому +10

      'Bedding'.

    • @Jordan-cd3ce
      @Jordan-cd3ce 6 років тому +10

      hahaha did this dude say he wouldn't call a mattress a piece of furniture but he would call a mattress a decoration

  • @victoriaduffy7666
    @victoriaduffy7666 8 років тому +4

    I am so with him on furniture collections, they are an absolute mare. One to Karl yet again :P

  • @TelecasterLPGTop
    @TelecasterLPGTop 10 років тому +37

    Where I live we just put all our unwanted stuff in the street and the council just come and collect it, usually it's gone before they come. I've found computers in working order, CRT monitors, TVs etc BUT never touch any type of furniture people chuck furniture out because often it's full of BED BUGS.

    • @forestbyfilm
      @forestbyfilm 10 років тому +1

      CouchPotato343 Well..

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 8 років тому +2

      And maybe a hooker. Or two. Or five if you're in a _really_ bad part of town.

    • @spider5600
      @spider5600 7 років тому +3

      But if you see a rubber dinghy be sure to call Alf though. His back is in agony and he's still terrified of flooding

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 років тому +2

      Must look real nice and tidy where you live.....

  • @formative3d274
    @formative3d274 7 років тому +15

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now..."
    xD

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 11 років тому +9

    Karl actually has a good point. Why do they have the different beds on display, so you can try them out, if the matress isn't "part of the deal"? Let's face it, if you buy a bed the main selling point of it is the matress.

  • @CrazyBoutBillie
    @CrazyBoutBillie 11 років тому +4

    I agree with Karl about the mattress thing :') it's like selling a sofa without the big cushions

  • @leemcqueen500
    @leemcqueen500 11 років тому +27

    Steve: "Sorry he's driving around a mattress in his van. What is he a fucking serial killer":]

  • @loganeasdale8035
    @loganeasdale8035 4 роки тому +1

    "Oh didn't think of this. So I called my dad up" 😂😂😂

  • @TheDeadRastaman
    @TheDeadRastaman 11 років тому +26

    "Fuck-Wit" is one of the greatest things I've ever heard.

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому +1

      Calling someone a fuck-wit is huge in the UK, it means having no wit or being stupid, similar to how we say "fuck-all" to mean nothing, at some point fuck must have been synonymous with zero or nothing here in the UK, because it's used a lot to mean no or nothing.
      "Did you get that promotion you hoped for?"
      "Did I fuck!" (no)
      "Did you fuck that girl last night?"
      "Did I fuck!" (again, no)

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 років тому

      I’ve heard that since I was old enough to understand it. It’s a big saying on the east cost of Canada. But then, we’re all British and Irish too.

    • @ckbs1
      @ckbs1 5 років тому +1

      @@DaniHMcV same here in Aus

  • @nickelpwnage
    @nickelpwnage 7 років тому +17

    "So i called my dad up"
    "Dad it's your fuckwit son again"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 11 років тому +4

    like all great minds karl pilkington is ahead of his time.

  • @Kakitamitsul5r
    @Kakitamitsul5r 11 років тому +4

    "Dad, it's your fuck-wit son again."

  • @stephenp.harris5050
    @stephenp.harris5050 6 місяців тому

    Snot in the jar gets me rolling on the floor every time 🤣 Gotta love British humor

  • @Gasoline85
    @Gasoline85 11 років тому +3

    This reminds me of when I bought my stove/oven. The wire that goes from the unit itself to the wall, you have to buy seperately from the delivery man. :P

  • @elEricV
    @elEricV 11 років тому +3

    This video just kills me, easily the best KP moment for me.

  • @gerhitchman
    @gerhitchman 11 років тому +2

    at 3:45 when Karl says "now back then I wasn't as wise as I am now", Karl cracks up right before Ricky and Steve do xD

  • @grmpf
    @grmpf 11 років тому +2

    I'm just amazed to no end by how Karl's life works.

  • @steffenkrauter7184
    @steffenkrauter7184 7 років тому +19

    I worked for a recycling center before. Almost everything gets chucked into the landfill anyway

    • @krashd
      @krashd 6 років тому +3

      The recycling center near me doesn't do much recycling, it's more of just an acceptable place to leave or remove unused items. Somewhere to take a TV or a bed so you aren't just cluttering your street but also a place that folks with no cash can pick up free furniture, I know a guy who collects the TV's that get left in the electronics shed and tries to fix them to sell on, if he can't he just brings them back to the place.

  • @Shadywolf09
    @Shadywolf09 9 років тому +13

    3:56 over and over

    • @ByteRoster
      @ByteRoster 9 років тому +1

      +ᏰᏗşιℓ The fucking funniest!

  • @RC-yd3hx
    @RC-yd3hx 7 років тому +8

    Steve's laugh throughout this is the funniest part

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 5 років тому +3

    Steve covering his eyes when Karl said he wasn’t as wise as he is now. Don’t know why that that really made me laugh.

  • @burnsyboyy7534
    @burnsyboyy7534 9 років тому +3

    7:26 Ricky: Hang On?? Why didn't you smell it haha.

  • @SWIFTzTrigger
    @SWIFTzTrigger 8 років тому +138

    I have no idea how Karl doesn't quitely dislike these guys, constantly being ridiculed and laughed at. Must suck. After a week or so of watching these I'm getting somewhat tired of them berating him I can only imagine how bad he feels.

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 років тому +117

      like he says quite often.. he's a grown man, and he's made quite a lot of money from it

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 8 років тому +46

      SWIFTzTrigger would you be willing to be berated constantly for a few million dollars? I think that most people would.

    • @ElyParrot
      @ElyParrot 8 років тому +60

      Definately. Some of the stuff that they rag on him about is in Karl's favor, but a lot of the stuff he says really is painfully dumb. Some of the stuff i can agree with, like having a machine that has the doctor feel the way the patient feels so he can get a better understanding of the sympotms of a specific illness. I however cannot agree with his idea that recycling is too much work, or that having newborn babies come out of our bodies after we die would be a good solution for overpopulation.

    • @jwildy2428
      @jwildy2428 7 років тому +13

      Bet you have a right laugh with your mates. Fuck

    • @Hazztech
      @Hazztech 7 років тому +3

      the issue with your statement is that he deserves to feel bad, because he's a *Fucking idiot*

  • @ethantheavant774
    @ethantheavant774 6 років тому +11

    “I’m not a bed man I go to the bed man to get bed advice”

  • @Pomodorosan
    @Pomodorosan 6 років тому +13

    "We bought a sofa, we got a table"

  • @duel2edge
    @duel2edge 10 років тому +17

    I don't think calling a mattress furniture in that context is that strange.

  • @nathanwright89
    @nathanwright89 7 років тому +1

    I've got to say that I fully agree with Karl that a mattress is a piece of furniture. The OED defines furniture as 'The movable articles that are used to make a room or building suitable for living or working in'. A mattress would definitely constitute furniture by that definition.

  • @JamesDel
    @JamesDel 11 років тому +2

    "what was he, a snot in a jar?" hahaha :)

  • @vexozap
    @vexozap 7 днів тому

    "I'm not a bed man. I go to the bed man, to get bed advice."
    What a quote

  • @kingconnell
    @kingconnell 3 роки тому +3

    "SOME SNOT IN A JAR"

  • @axelskull
    @axelskull 11 років тому +6

    karl is right a bed without the mattress is just a bed frame

  • @Htrac
    @Htrac 29 днів тому

    I went to Stretford tip in 2022 and there was a massive queue.

  • @arturomillan
    @arturomillan 8 років тому +44

    I just realized. Is that a chinese homeless person?

    • @alvaroplol
      @alvaroplol 8 років тому +2

      Was gonna comment thisxD

    • @ChimozuFu
      @ChimozuFu 7 років тому +1

      Arturo Millán he was only about 12

  • @alejandrovelasquez6017
    @alejandrovelasquez6017 6 років тому +2

    The people who disliked this video were snot in a jar.

  • @Me-zo8yc
    @Me-zo8yc 8 років тому +6

    2:07 LMFAO

  • @maryoleary5044
    @maryoleary5044 19 днів тому +1

    Can't just throw products into the Land
    - eventually it'll come back up to bite us 🌪🌫🔥🌊

  • @aidanmillward2898
    @aidanmillward2898 11 років тому +1

    He's from Manchester (North West). Ricky's from Reading (Just north of London) and Steve's from Bristol (West Country)

  • @davidcullum1764
    @davidcullum1764 11 років тому

    I think you've summed him up perfectly.

  • @deathspasm9
    @deathspasm9 8 років тому +5

    they're furniture if you pop 'em up against a wall!

  • @jameslangfordmadrid
    @jameslangfordmadrid 11 років тому

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now" Genius!

  • @redakdal
    @redakdal 6 років тому +1

    the way karl describes it, the seller probably didnt know he wanted a full bed combo

  • @Sigh95
    @Sigh95 Місяць тому +1

    “How many people does it sit?”
    “Depends how big you are”
    I love how “matter-of-fact” he can be

  • @JulieAnnRacino
    @JulieAnnRacino 8 років тому

    Now what might the video have with poverty or government? Well, the US local governments, now under budget stress, are charging more and more to remove items from private homes or rentals. And yes, must get it to the curb or the recycling stations. It's a big project for anyone, and requires more than an individual person. Cities now on recyclables (basic) and recyclables (advanced) which involve medications, lead, electronics, paints, and other items to be removed from the "recyclables" and "general landfills". Cities itself have management and workers, and have been asked to have their own designated "health and human services" coordinator (usually non-profit, involves transportation). And then, there is composting, and so forth. Julie Ann Racino 2016

  • @jamieemm9767
    @jamieemm9767 6 років тому +4

    3:08 all furniture is functional

  • @Ddarkan
    @Ddarkan 3 дні тому

    I like Karl because he can be a lazy person and ignorant to a lot, but at the same time he seems extremely trust worthy in many aspects and seems willing to admit when he's incorrect or ignorant to facts. It's his opinions and beliefs that he holds strong to, as misguided as many of them are. That's more than you'll get from a lot of people unfortunately. If the smartest of us had some of the self-zen as karl does the world would be a better place.
    Like how he talks about the mattress store salesman, He goes to him for advise and help not once considering the salesman aspect. To be so trusting takes a lot of peace. Ironically all this probably leads to him living an uniquely happy and productive life.

  • @JohanStarDragon
    @JohanStarDragon 11 років тому

    I'm with you there too. It's like advertising a hamburger but then you only get the bun, the condiment, lettuce, tomato, cheese, etc but no meat.

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb 11 років тому +2

    These podcasts would be way more listenable if Ricky toned his witch's cackle down a few turns.

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 7 років тому +2

    There's always a queue at the tip

  • @jerryrice4659
    @jerryrice4659 11 років тому

    What kind of accent does Karl have? I love it...it's part of what makes his stories so great.

  • @NakedTwoSeven
    @NakedTwoSeven 11 років тому +1

    There's always a fucking queue at Stretford tip! Jams up the whole Road nearby all the way up to the motorway!

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 7 років тому +3

    8:29 and yeh thats true the tip there is always packed

  • @JJMac-tl3xg
    @JJMac-tl3xg 11 років тому

    Amazing clip!

  • @mrangryeyes4789
    @mrangryeyes4789 3 роки тому +2

    YOO-WHO ITS ME A HO HO HO

  • @moved9134
    @moved9134 9 років тому

    funny thing is, theres just a blue sofa thats been dumped outside some garages near my flat

  • @windibd
    @windibd 11 років тому +1

    "Back then I wasn't as wise as I am now."

  • @johnnash2815
    @johnnash2815 4 роки тому

    bit of a longshot, but does anyone know what episode this is from?

  • @simondaltoncelis3030
    @simondaltoncelis3030 4 роки тому

    What episode is this ?

  • @mmalovr57
    @mmalovr57 7 років тому +5

    Ricky's laugh 😂😂

  • @tbestig4164
    @tbestig4164 7 років тому +1

    All the humor in these things comes from Karl. The other two guys just toss insults and laugh at him, and occasionally they get him going on a topic of conversation.

  • @DisturbedAidan2
    @DisturbedAidan2 9 років тому +8

    Why didn't he just return it to Alf?

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 7 років тому +2

      DisturbedAidan2 - because Alf isn't Argos.

  • @SFSylvester
    @SFSylvester Місяць тому +1

    He's got a point, a bed is useless without a mattress.

  • @faustyman37
    @faustyman37 11 років тому +1

    i love the show i think the only annoying bit is i can tell Ricky understands Karls points or at least the basic gist of what hes sayin, but will jump on the opportunity to give him shit for improperly explaining it instead of just helping him with his wording, not everyones blessed with higher education, actually karls pretty fuckin smart for having a daft vernacular

  • @majesticmadness4031
    @majesticmadness4031 8 років тому +34

    Snot in a jar.

  • @dude8746
    @dude8746 11 років тому +1

    Agreed. It is like Curb Your Enthusiasm without the underlying sanity/insanity issue. Karl is just supposed to be stupid, but occasionally his stories don't sound all that unreasonable (like this one).

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 років тому

    I love Ricky's cackle

  • @SammytheSwan1903
    @SammytheSwan1903 6 років тому

    “Sorry hes driving around with a matress in the back of his van? What is he a fuckin serial killer?”
    Funniest thing Steve ever said

  • @alexanderbreschi90
    @alexanderbreschi90 5 років тому +1

    I mean he’s not wrong , it had to come up at the store

  • @cameronbruce9650
    @cameronbruce9650 6 років тому +3

    There's always a massive queue for the tip, Ricky has been rich for too long to remember lol

  • @robinwhitcomb1689
    @robinwhitcomb1689 6 років тому +3

    Clive Warren.

  • @dreamrecaller
    @dreamrecaller 11 років тому +10

    He didn't notice the mattress hahaahah

  • @voetbal12
    @voetbal12 7 років тому +3

    More of these I listen too the more I see Ricky and Steve as bullies, and Karl has some valid points but just gets picked on.

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 7 років тому

      they're doing it on purpose. That's where the comedy comes from.

    • @icebaby8112
      @icebaby8112 6 років тому

      @@Station9.75. Yeah they helped him a lot to

    • @hublotkingcole683
      @hublotkingcole683 5 років тому

      You're about 2 decades too late with your worry pal.

  • @suddenrushsarge
    @suddenrushsarge 11 років тому +5

    The performer "Ricky Gervais" is much different that the person "Ricky Gervais."

    • @DaniHMcV
      @DaniHMcV 6 років тому +1

      Dewey Ricky Gervais the person is a fucking asshole who cheers when someone gets killed by wildlife because he is so fucked up by preservation. I think killing togets and elephants is just evil too but I think anyone who makes a joyful Twitter post about it and then has his legion of just-as-fucked-up animal rightists reply with cheers, happiness and “he deserved it”s (thousands and thousands of people) is a piece of shit human.

    • @philbecker4676
      @philbecker4676 3 роки тому

      @@DaniHMcV Loser.

  • @suzbone
    @suzbone 11 років тому +1

    Yup. People purchase beds so infrequently, it's easy for them to forget about the mattress. If you worked in a furniture store you'd see this situation EVERY DAY... any halfway-decent salesperson would know to bring the subject up.
    Karl's stupidity is that he thinks a bedframe should automatically come with a mattress, when the problem is that the salesperson should have asked him if he needed one.
    I hope Suzanne made him launder the sheets after they'd been on that nasty mattress...

  • @dokidoki777
    @dokidoki777 6 років тому +8

    Karl Pinkleton is actually pretty smart compared to the other two baffoons.

  • @dsully421
    @dsully421 11 років тому

    we bought a sofa, got a table hahahahhhahahhaha

  • @vibes3360
    @vibes3360 6 років тому

    3:45 😂😂😂😂