Karl Pilkingtons Diary

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  • Опубліковано 16 лис 2024

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  • @Ofdensen
    @Ofdensen 6 років тому +243

    Me, a Chinese fellow and an old bloke who looked like Mr Burns from the Simpsons.
    Don't know what was wrong with him but breaking wind was the symptoms.
    No one visited him or called him, he seemed quite lost to me.
    As well as wind problems, he had a colostomy.
    When I left, I said see you to the old man.
    Turned out the other fellow wasn't Chinese. He was from Japan.

    • @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058
      @jakkuwolfinsomnia8058 6 років тому +10

      The Babadook i like to thing the symmetry between the man who's symptoms were gas but didnt know what he had, was like saying a man looks Chinese. But what Karl didn't know was what was truly wrong with him, whereas he found out the Chinese man was from Japan.
      Almost like saying, he looked like he was fine 'just farting' but could there have been something else Karl didn't know about: he had no visitors so possibly no family, he looked lost so maybe he was towards the end of his life not knowing what to do.
      Karl maybe left the poem unfinished as a symbolic representation of how the old man's story felt unfinished: maybe he had cancer all along or irritable bowel syndrome. Maybe he had dementia: he thought he was Chinese but he was actually from Japan. Lots of ways to interpret Karl's poem

    • @TheDapperSwindler
      @TheDapperSwindler 5 років тому +12

      I always thought the final "I never found out what was up with him" was the last line of the poem.

    • @AlexRasengan1337
      @AlexRasengan1337 5 років тому +3

      @@TheDapperSwindler It was

  • @tomyu18
    @tomyu18 11 років тому +160

    I would love to see Ricky, Steve and Karl on QI together.

    • @forgive7449
      @forgive7449 6 років тому

      does hannah get paid for putting this on UA-cam? how does it work ?

    • @mr.socklessjohnson2984
      @mr.socklessjohnson2984 6 років тому +1

      Allen Lymilt only if it get ads on it

  • @tobbyechonga2461
    @tobbyechonga2461 6 років тому +32

    I wish Karl had a movie about his life

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому +1

      Like Being John Malkovich.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 5 місяців тому

      You’ve never seen A Beautiful Mind?

  • @azmanabdula
    @azmanabdula 6 років тому +50

    Its obvious karl worked too hard on inner thoughts, and not expressions
    No wonder why he wanted a diary on the Island

    • @senjacorn8153
      @senjacorn8153 5 років тому +3

      azmanabdula he wanted a fucken dictionary so when they picked him up on the ship they'd think he was educated

  • @ajshaw1179
    @ajshaw1179 6 років тому +25

    I love how Ricky is laughing at Karl for not knowing what the Roswell incident was, and then when Steve thinks Ricky is going to reveal what it was actually called and he didn’t even know himself.

    • @cuckmasterflex9106
      @cuckmasterflex9106 Місяць тому +1

      I need you to know that your comment tells me you're severely mentally disabled. SEEK HELP.

  • @haydngilchrist8619
    @haydngilchrist8619 5 років тому +17

    "me kidneys are aching" *rubs belly* lol

  • @wendylederer9184
    @wendylederer9184 11 років тому +33

    I'm going to try that counting backwards thing instead of yelling!

  • @josephtfc
    @josephtfc 6 років тому +57

    He was from japan all along

  • @bigwig3595
    @bigwig3595 4 місяці тому +1

    Karl is a vibe

  • @AYVYN
    @AYVYN 6 місяців тому +3

    Ricky may have waited 6 months to fart on Karl but that old guy waited 90 years

  • @ketgremlin8776
    @ketgremlin8776 5 років тому +9

    Wish he could publish that diary

  • @NeutralObjections
    @NeutralObjections 6 років тому +52

    I hate how Steve rips apart Carl’s poems.
    It a poem dude it’s whatever you want it to be

  • @kayleighbrown459
    @kayleighbrown459 6 років тому +62

    Animators, why don't you know what a slug is?

    • @elfinstuff8934
      @elfinstuff8934 5 років тому +4

      @timwins31 It was a joke you twat

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 5 років тому

      @@elfinstuff8934 In that case, it was a shit joke you mong.

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 5 років тому +1

      @timwins31 The job wasn't done.

    • @-jol2don-793
      @-jol2don-793 5 років тому +1

      @timwins31 why are bitching about a comment on mundane shit that's even worse.

    • @michaelmaynard9166
      @michaelmaynard9166 5 місяців тому +1

      Or Munchies

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 5 місяців тому +1

    "I'm ill as well. Stop doin' 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵." 😂

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 6 років тому +5

    Karl is great.

  • @ellenordavies8085
    @ellenordavies8085 10 років тому +93

    Why does the slug have a shell

  • @bigjdc
    @bigjdc 11 років тому +23

    Where's the mirror behind the tv in his lounge at 3:40? lol

  • @simonkawasaki4229
    @simonkawasaki4229 6 років тому +15

    BOSWELL!!

  • @kingofthedaddys8012
    @kingofthedaddys8012 5 років тому +5

    2;18 a 60 year old fella looks like that? Ricky only had a few years until he’s 60 😂😂

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 3 роки тому +1

    1:31 his face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @MyoclonicJerkCough
    @MyoclonicJerkCough 6 років тому +9

    Oh come on, if he's going for surgery I'd make the Last Dinner AND clean up... just this once

  • @crispy6311
    @crispy6311 6 років тому +27

    Hey no shit, simple procedures are still nothing to laugh at. Had a stint put in when I had a kidney stone and during the operation my blood pressure dropped so low they had to pull me out of anesthesia. Woke up with a doctor pulling a catheter out of my right jugular.... it was pretty frightening.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 5 років тому

      This guy is right. There's a risk of death with any general anaesthesia.

  • @brennanperry8001
    @brennanperry8001 5 місяців тому +5

    Man, Ricky Gervais is probably my least favorite part about the show. Like his laughs are nice, and I guess he does get Karl to elaborate on his view of the world, but he's way too quick to just shit on and shut down everything that Karl says, even when Karl's right. Like dude, he doesn't literally think that the monkey is there as a tollbooth operator for the bridge, Karl said the monkey being there felt like he was taking tolls from tourists.

  • @nicholasbeikman4304
    @nicholasbeikman4304 6 років тому +6

    I don’t know I was busy counting 😂😂😂

  • @SuperSonicDonk3y
    @SuperSonicDonk3y 12 років тому +6

    U play piano and like Karl pilkington ! me too :D subscribed

  • @CrazyFreak714
    @CrazyFreak714 6 років тому +4

    Awsome. 3:00 😄☝️

  • @robertkennedy1666
    @robertkennedy1666 3 роки тому +1

    Lol he said when i was in the theater

  • @specialunit0428
    @specialunit0428 4 роки тому

    9:28 LMAO Clockwork Orange

  • @mattgroening8872
    @mattgroening8872 5 місяців тому

    So weird to get the backstory of Carl from Vinny’s tomadachi life

  • @jellyfishsii
    @jellyfishsii 4 роки тому +3

    Anyone else feel like Ricky is probably mean in real life

  • @joshdean9105
    @joshdean9105 6 років тому +18

    karl acc is quite smart

  • @thehammurabichode7994
    @thehammurabichode7994 4 роки тому +1

    I never found out what was up with 'im

  • @helgahart3422
    @helgahart3422 6 років тому +12

    Ricky's is a jealous Bully.

  • @Mrtoastdeluxe
    @Mrtoastdeluxe 5 років тому

    Its funny how much you believe a person if you in so much pain 👌👌

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 19 днів тому

    Squiddly diddly 😅

  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 5 років тому +2

    🅱oswell

  • @MMKLYH
    @MMKLYH 6 років тому +5

    The biggest crime ever committed is that these podcasts were not recorded

    • @BigGrease1
      @BigGrease1 5 років тому +4

      How do you think they made this show if the podcast wasn't recorded?? One episode is an entire session, I think it was like a 30 minute thing, but don't quote me on that.

    • @maisieshepherd8695
      @maisieshepherd8695 5 років тому +6

      Bob I think they meant visually

    • @BigGrease1
      @BigGrease1 5 років тому +1

      @@maisieshepherd8695 ah ok.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 19 днів тому +1

    4:55

  • @edsonpacheco294
    @edsonpacheco294 3 роки тому

    3:27... Biblical

  • @reverendneko8512
    @reverendneko8512 6 років тому +10

    It's obvious that he's at least if not smarter than Ricky . I can hardly watch these with how fake Karl's act gets and how "angry" Ricky gets lol

    • @freshdamon
      @freshdamon 5 років тому +6

      Just Enjoy it and don't worry about it, if it's an act, he's the best actor comedian the world had ever known, or he just knows how to play up to what makes him funny

    • @bremCZ
      @bremCZ 5 років тому

      He just isn't.

    • @jackfitzsimons5609
      @jackfitzsimons5609 3 роки тому

      *Hes not acting* and who is liking this sht comment

    • @reverendneko8512
      @reverendneko8512 3 роки тому +1

      @@jackfitzsimons5609 your mom 😎😎😎😎😎👍👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    • @jackfitzsimons5609
      @jackfitzsimons5609 3 роки тому +2

      @@reverendneko8512 madlad alert :(

  • @FanMarleycalender
    @FanMarleycalender 5 років тому

    Manmoth

  • @Alex-eo6ll
    @Alex-eo6ll 6 років тому

    Oh shit you guys

  • @rickymurray
    @rickymurray 5 років тому +1

    Over time these have become cringe. Over exposure I guess

    • @finnyuk4906
      @finnyuk4906 5 років тому +1

      I feel sorry for people who get exposed to cringe for zero reason and try and push in on others

  • @nh4ci295
    @nh4ci295 5 років тому +1

    Ricky is so ignorant