Karl Pilkington: Camping (HD)

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  • @pinecone9619
    @pinecone9619 5 років тому +942

    Karl's logic is just too advanced for us to understand.

    • @filipzawistowski4390
      @filipzawistowski4390 5 років тому +6

      Lol, yeah ok...

    • @brucewayne2184
      @brucewayne2184 4 роки тому +2

      'roight

    • @Stevie37
      @Stevie37 3 роки тому +14

      He makes perfect sense to me... Not sure what that says about me.

    • @SHIZZLE71
      @SHIZZLE71 3 роки тому +3

      @@Stevie37 it’s fine mate

    • @ilck-ym-blals7385
      @ilck-ym-blals7385 3 роки тому +1

      @@Stevie37 karl is a so called introvert an what so called extroverts like to call an over thinker but that's not true at all!

  • @CorndogMaker
    @CorndogMaker 5 років тому +793

    I was an animator on this show. One gag you might miss, because it was cut so short, is at 5:32 Karl unplugs Suzanne's alarm clock to plug in his fan sleep-aid. The running joke of their incomprehensible relationship.

  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 років тому +191

    I've seen lots of these and one common thing with Karl is his kindness towards creatures big and small. I admire that.

    • @cal593
      @cal593 5 років тому +19

      Except for the ones he doesn't think do anything

    • @angelosanchez5240
      @angelosanchez5240 3 роки тому +4

      He’d kick a panda in the bollocks if he had to

    • @XavierMarciano
      @XavierMarciano 3 роки тому +2

      @@angelosanchez5240 Or a duck up the ass

  • @TheCheweeRevolutions
    @TheCheweeRevolutions 6 років тому +2080

    Last year when I went camping in Lyme Regis
    When did you go camping in Lyme Regis?
    Last year

    • @DrMattPhillips
      @DrMattPhillips 5 років тому +25

      When did you post this comment?

    • @luciano9755
      @luciano9755 5 років тому +14

      @@DrMattPhillips When was 2018?

    • @1988mikey
      @1988mikey 5 років тому +17

      I always thought Ricky said "Where did you go camping in Lyme Regis". But Karl misheard it as "when"

    • @DowzerWTP72
      @DowzerWTP72 5 років тому +10

      @@1988mikey Nahh pretty certain Rick says "when d'ya"

    • @puertoriconnect4611
      @puertoriconnect4611 5 років тому +5

      Barney
      And they act like Karl’s the dumb one.

  • @booksteer7057
    @booksteer7057 5 років тому +198

    "Do your bit." That's a noble sentiment. I want that on a T-shirt.

  • @OneTwentyOver80
    @OneTwentyOver80 5 років тому +64

    The comedy gold of Karl Pilkington always has a small vein of genius running through it.

  • @BlightVonDrake
    @BlightVonDrake 5 років тому +325

    I love how Ricky's just so ready to dismiss everything that Karl says that he ends up making himself look foolish sometimes. Ricky Gervais, the main who's never heard of a white noise machine.

    • @rld8258
      @rld8258 5 років тому +7

      @@MonkeyHunch1 Ricky made Karl

    • @roachdoggjr7393
      @roachdoggjr7393 5 років тому +24

      @@rld8258 Ricky found Karl. And he is right. Ricky is irrelevant these days.

    • @rld8258
      @rld8258 5 років тому +46

      @@roachdoggjr7393 he literally just went viral for his golden globes speech

    • @roachdoggjr7393
      @roachdoggjr7393 5 років тому +20

      @@rld8258 Being an edge lord once a year doesnt really make you relevant. Hes been inconsistent the past few years. Projects have been empty and repetitive cash grabs.

    • @tongxammo
      @tongxammo 5 років тому +22

      @@roachdoggjr7393 Apart from his critically acclaimed Netflix series

  • @Quingjosie
    @Quingjosie 10 років тому +1072

    I love that Karl doesn't Even respond to Ricky & Steve's crude remarks lol

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 років тому +35

      Yeah, maybe Karl is just a reaaaallllyyy cool guy :O

    • @jmasters7515
      @jmasters7515 5 років тому +108

      A lot of people say they don’t care what people think and say but most of them are lying, I genuinely think Karl is one of those people who just doesn’t care

    • @beyondbackwater4933
      @beyondbackwater4933 5 років тому +41

      @ they are a pair of psuedo-intellects. Carl is an actual thinker, although he can be misinformed.

    • @TonyChurch112
      @TonyChurch112 5 років тому +20

      In a recent interview, Karl stated hes been on anti depressants as a result of all the things Ricky and Stephen have done to him. He started his medication on the filming of moaning of life episode 2.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 років тому +2

      @@TonyChurch112 that's mental

  • @sthakur164
    @sthakur164 5 років тому +84

    karl is a kind and adorable person.... Suzanne is lucky to have him.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 роки тому +3

      He really isn't. They make him look nicer in this show. If you listen to the XFM radio show, you'll realise that he's a nasty piece of work. He's really not a nice person. He's self-centred, insecure, vindictive, ignorant, bigoted, selfish, uncaring, rude, and more I can't think of right now.

    • @hemispheres789
      @hemispheres789 3 роки тому +11

      @@David-ud9ju he's not nasty at all, he just has a cynical outlook on life. He does speak in quite a blunt and direct manner, but I don't think I've ever heard or seen him do anything deliberately malicious. I've watched An Idiot Abroad, this show and I've listened to the radio show a lot as well (not to mention interviews). Although, I will admit, that time when he didn't tell Steve about that call was a bit of a dick move.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 місяці тому

      ​@@David-ud9judisagree with most of this. Perhaps Karl is a little selfish but he has a charitable side, he willingly supported several charities when he was working as a radio producer on a small radio station in London.

  • @The325dmc
    @The325dmc 5 років тому +245

    Ricky: THAT's your solution?
    Karl: Well what's your solution?
    Ricky: I don't know
    That pretty much sums up the entire podcast

    • @TheAnhedonicOne
      @TheAnhedonicOne 5 років тому +15

      A lot, yeah. Karl making up terrible solutions for complex problems. But it's still better to know you're ignorant rather than propose an awful idea as if it could work.

  • @Benji1K96
    @Benji1K96 8 років тому +410

    that vacuum theory actually does work! and I agree with the heartbeat thing haha, I like a fan on all night, the constant sound works

    • @MyoclonicJerkCough
      @MyoclonicJerkCough 6 років тому +15

      same, I have a white noise machine AND the fan going all year round. I need steady noise, when the power goes out, someone cutting their fucking toenails will wake me up

    • @erizzle67
      @erizzle67 6 років тому +5

      I've had a white noise machine for six years now. Soundofsleep dot com I think. Ended up getting two and a travel one. I start every night with the old Ricky/Karl XFM radio then switch on the machine...

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 років тому +2

      Yeah this trick is called black noise. A noise that is the same as the original noise that phases out each other. Some noise canceling headphones are working the same way. And i think military gear (like helicopters and vehicles) work the same way, to mask their sounds and become a lot more quiet and hard to detect.

    • @snickerdoooodle
      @snickerdoooodle 5 років тому +6

      Yeah I was pretty surprised that Ricky wasn't aware of the concept of drowning out inconsistent noise with consistent noise

    • @thecoach301
      @thecoach301 3 роки тому

      @@snickerdoooodle he just sounds like he want to bully him and dismiss what ever he says because he think he is smarter

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 4 роки тому +50

    Karl explaining about the constant noise makes sense, I can't sleep without a constant noise so I use my fan and also because I cannot relax and dead silence

    • @ilijakolarovski2813
      @ilijakolarovski2813 3 місяці тому

      I knew a friend from elementary,with the same problem. And he also used a hair fan before he went to sleep. So in this one (and many others) I didn't laugh . Because as I wrote, a can concur that , the fan thing is a fact.

  • @Goose.Films.
    @Goose.Films. 6 років тому +717

    "last year when I went camping in Lyme Regis"
    "When d'you go to Lyme Regis?"
    "Last year"

    • @EckBawkLive
      @EckBawkLive 5 років тому +14

      wow we watched the same video? mental

    • @willowayoubi5659
      @willowayoubi5659 5 років тому +3

      Hi 2d

    • @bprobsb8545
      @bprobsb8545 4 роки тому +2

      @@EckBawkLive it's an attention thing

    • @eoghandridl1007
      @eoghandridl1007 3 роки тому +1

      2 years ago I copied someone else's comment, when did you copy someone else's comment? 2 years ago

    • @Kryptnyt
      @Kryptnyt 3 роки тому

      The diary entry could have been old enough to make it different

  • @russlerjones3278
    @russlerjones3278 8 років тому +211

    last time i went camping was last year in Lyme Regis
    when did you go camping in Lyme Regis?
    last year. fucking legend

    • @StarDustSeb
      @StarDustSeb 6 років тому +5

      russler jones I was about to comment that 😂

    • @ilck-ym-blals7385
      @ilck-ym-blals7385 3 роки тому +2

      Yep I guarantee if it was the other way round he'd be like ...well I Just said last year you fucking idiot! ...karl doesn't feel the need to be that kind of person lol

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +160

    "She said his ears were hurting.
    So were mine."

    • @alinamillardd.x
      @alinamillardd.x 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @DonCannoli
      @DonCannoli 3 роки тому +2

      Bars

    • @eoinsmith1996
      @eoinsmith1996 3 роки тому +1

      If that was a poem I'd appreciate it more than any piece of poetry I've ever read in my lifetime

  • @happymaskedguy1943
    @happymaskedguy1943 6 років тому +63

    Karl, you did your bit.

  • @TheDGAF06
    @TheDGAF06 6 років тому +16

    The face he makes doing the vacuum impression is brilliant😂😂😂😂

  • @scottinsd1
    @scottinsd1 5 років тому +67

    I absolutely agree with saving creatures from drowning in the pool

  • @kw9299
    @kw9299 6 років тому +222

    I like how they hide Suzanne's face....

    • @RatelHBadger
      @RatelHBadger 6 років тому +65

      She doesn't want to be associated with all this... Fair play to her

    • @KRAFTWERK2K6
      @KRAFTWERK2K6 5 років тому +24

      Yeah she always has her hair in the way or her face in a book or magazine :D I like this kind of running gag.

    • @MLennholm
      @MLennholm 5 років тому +10

      It's actually a cartoon. So they don't hide it, they simply don't draw it.

    • @theultimatebro9278
      @theultimatebro9278 5 років тому +14

      @@MLennholm no shit

    • @PowerfulLighting
      @PowerfulLighting 5 років тому +4

      How awesome would it have been if she came on the podcast and told her side of the stories Karl has told.

  • @mrpullafastone
    @mrpullafastone 3 роки тому +3

    I honestly can't get enough of Karl.

  • @michaelreddington1234
    @michaelreddington1234 3 роки тому +1

    Steve Merchant’s delivery when reading the diary absolutely makes it for me 😂

  • @lalalacanthearyou13
    @lalalacanthearyou13 5 років тому +6

    One of the best starts to any diary entry

  • @zipitzee
    @zipitzee 6 років тому +4

    Mr pilkington got such a vivid imagination, his diary is way up there on greatest things to ever have been written.

  • @nicklewis470
    @nicklewis470 5 років тому +2

    How have I not known about these? They look like old cartoon cartoon shows and I love it!

  • @nelotharen8599
    @nelotharen8599 6 років тому +94

    they call Carl "strange little creature" but I actually agree with most of what he says.

  • @countsmyth
    @countsmyth 3 роки тому +2

    Ricky's laughs are amazing!

  • @Falstaff85
    @Falstaff85 11 років тому +211

    It starts off with sausages dunnit.

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 6 років тому +94

    That's why I hate earplugs too! Hearing my own heartbeat is a really strange thing to hear, and after a while laying in bed it made me feel sick

    • @Patrick.Weightman
      @Patrick.Weightman 5 років тому +3

      Same, I hate hearing my own body. Makes me squirm.
      Like when you can hear your joints move around? Oh boy. Kill me now

    • @TemalCageman
      @TemalCageman 4 роки тому

      White noise is the best thing to get sleepy too.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 роки тому

      You don't hear it unless you listen for it. If you just start thinking about stuff, you can't hear your heart beat; it's only when you're listening for it.

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby 3 роки тому

      I have when I'm trying to sleep, and I have hear my cartilage creaking.. 🙄

  • @Jonpoo1
    @Jonpoo1 3 роки тому +2

    These animations are perfect

  • @alinamillardd.x
    @alinamillardd.x 4 роки тому

    One of my favourites💜

  • @Thetruepianoman
    @Thetruepianoman 5 років тому +6

    4:51, cracking moment and a lovely scale of laughs from Gervais

  • @TheLifeOfDan1
    @TheLifeOfDan1 4 роки тому +2

    6:22 this just shows what a genuine considerate nice person Karl is

  • @Hackberryofficer
    @Hackberryofficer 7 років тому +11

    karls view on talking to people while camping is priceless

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому

      Thomas Mcnamee that’s why when people start cooking sausages i start moving my site further away

  • @KC-xp8dg
    @KC-xp8dg 6 років тому +307

    Ricky and Steven are far too dismissive. They aren't half as smart as they pretend to be if they can never see Karl's point.

    • @adamkurowski1934
      @adamkurowski1934 6 років тому +42

      Australia being at the bottom of the planet, best campsites being littered, people sharing food wanting to bang you? I mean he's not an idiot, but he is a bit dumb.

    • @oedipamaas2067
      @oedipamaas2067 6 років тому +16

      that wouldn't be as funny ya dipshit

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 6 років тому +7

      unixmonk Hes not made up man they obviously just play on his stupidity and once they realised that they tried to encapsulate the feel of his younger, more ignorant self

    • @imarknutt5638
      @imarknutt5638 6 років тому +11

      unixmonk They did not create Karl. You’re just someone who thinks that they are the smartest person in the room. Grow up.

    • @huxleyalman7242
      @huxleyalman7242 5 років тому +17

      Nah they see his point u just need people taking the piss out of him and arguing to make him go further and make it funnier

  • @nicholasleon7819
    @nicholasleon7819 5 років тому +1

    Carl is a sweet, insightful, and simple man that Ricky just can’t comprehend

    • @Christoff070
      @Christoff070 5 років тому

      Ricky has never, ever had any trouble comprehending Karl. Karl is insightful in one sense. But for me I wouldn't waste my life doing things Karl does or thinking about 95% of things he does. Not to say he isn't funny :))

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 5 років тому +7

    The way Karl treats insects is astonishingly altruistic.

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому

      Chips Handon and they say altruism is dead

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 роки тому

      But he's so horrible to humans.

  • @Sweggabeg
    @Sweggabeg 5 років тому +3

    You know what.. sometimes I'm thankful for Karl as he's got the lack of filter to say out loud all the insane thoughts and processes my minds gone through in private and I feel better for it.

  • @justin8079
    @justin8079 3 роки тому +3

    Karl is so funny without meaning to be, some of the things he comes up with are pretty interesting too.

  • @rymdlego22
    @rymdlego22 4 роки тому

    These animations are the BOMB!!!! Keep it up :DDDD

  • @seanmartin4225
    @seanmartin4225 11 років тому +38

    Ive always saved flies, spiders and the rest...its all life like us.

    • @StephNuggs
      @StephNuggs 5 років тому

      Flies can get fucked but Bees and Spiders are saved

    • @borizzle1
      @borizzle1 5 років тому

      Steph Nuggs Fuck bees though. I’m not Winnih the Pooh. Kill em all

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 роки тому

      Spiders can all die. They're horrible.

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 5 років тому +74

    "The last time was last year in Lyne Regis."
    "When did you go camping in Lyne Regis?
    "Last year."
    Everything this man says is funny. _Everything_

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 років тому

      Exactly like Homer Simpson.

  • @edselasencio841
    @edselasencio841 3 роки тому +1

    Karl is the most amazing person I’ve heard of so far with the bugs 😂😂

  • @olliepoplol5894
    @olliepoplol5894 7 років тому +190

    to be fair, if you were using ANY kind of food to signify that you're a swinger, wouldn't it be sausages? 😂

    • @Kee2Oz
      @Kee2Oz 7 років тому +9

      donuts?

    • @KC_Tubelord
      @KC_Tubelord 6 років тому +28

      Steamed clams.

    • @PinkSmile123
      @PinkSmile123 6 років тому +16

      Kunt Cuntington delightfully devilish.

    • @butttbiter
      @butttbiter 5 років тому +10

      @@PinkSmile123 well Karl I must say, you are an odd fellow but you steam a good ham.

    • @BrianBattles
      @BrianBattles 5 років тому

      Tacos

  • @borednow5838
    @borednow5838 6 років тому

    Love the visual of Karl spinning the instincts around on the string!

  • @willymillynilly4501
    @willymillynilly4501 3 роки тому

    That saving insects part kind of warmed my heart.

  • @alinamillardd.x
    @alinamillardd.x 4 роки тому

    Cheers me up every time x

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 6 років тому +53

    Pretty sure the vacuum cleaner thing is true. As in it's a form of white noise, meaning you get used to it then other noises are drowned out by your new perception of silence. Although a vacuum cleaner might be a bit too loud for that to work.

    • @the_original_Bilb_Ono
      @the_original_Bilb_Ono 5 років тому +5

      I HAVE to sleep with a fan. If I stay somewhere without a fan I just pull an all nighter staring at the walls. I've slept with a fan just about every night for 25+ years. A vacuum cleaner is a bit scary because it is much much much more common for vacuum cleaners to catch fire. I also assume the electric motor in a common fan uses a lot less electricity.

    • @Xa_WEh
      @Xa_WEh 5 років тому

      Same with the earplugs. Hearing your own heartbeat is very uncomfprtable.

    • @docholiday8315
      @docholiday8315 5 років тому +1

      A white noise machine is the one, charge it up for 30 minutes and you get a full nights kip out of it, much cheaper than the fan I've used for 20 odd years.

    • @hubismal
      @hubismal 5 років тому

      @MrDX1118 It doesn't have to do with tinnitus in my experience, although I imagine it would help for someone who has it. It's just way too eerily silent without a fan once as you've slept with one.

  • @mbogmire
    @mbogmire 5 років тому +13

    I recently asked a client to write their name in one spot and sign it in another - with a smug look and tone they asked “don’t you mean /print/ my name there?”; I imagine that this is how Karl feels on a regular basis.

    • @slinkerdeer
      @slinkerdeer Місяць тому

      You should have said "Sorry, but we require signaturr to be done by hand than by printing

  • @LetsChatGrace
    @LetsChatGrace 8 років тому +50

    5.01 ricky's best laugh ever

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +1

      I hate babies too, in that situation I’d feel like Grendel in Beowulf

    • @MaximilianonMars
      @MaximilianonMars 5 років тому +1

      It's a cackle, it's disgusting. Makes me want to break that fat turd's throat.

  • @mr.l4461
    @mr.l4461 5 років тому

    Karl’s right about having a constant sound. I will always have my fan on to sleep and been doing it for years

    • @grease_monkey6078
      @grease_monkey6078 5 років тому

      Same, it's great and helps with people who have anxiety disorders too

  • @GetOnTheFloor82
    @GetOnTheFloor82 2 роки тому

    I'm with Karl re Australia.
    He is absolutely spot on.

  • @avnub66
    @avnub66 8 років тому +56

    4:39 Clive Warran died?

    • @kraken589
      @kraken589 6 років тому +4

      avnub it’s ok he didn’t exist.

    • @McShaggswell
      @McShaggswell 5 років тому +3

      Rick: WHO THE FUCK'S CLIVE WARREN!?

    • @andyw5962
      @andyw5962 3 роки тому

      He got hit by a bus

  • @KenKilgore777
    @KenKilgore777 5 років тому +3

    1:19 I just love Ricky’s tone

  • @MrJinxmaster1
    @MrJinxmaster1 Місяць тому

    Karl's Philosophy for saving bugs is beautiful.

  • @schuletrip
    @schuletrip 5 років тому +1

    Karl’s right about the noise cancelling!! I just don’t use an actual appliance, I use a speaker and some music, played on my phone. Definitely helps you sleep!

  • @Sychonut
    @Sychonut 5 років тому +3

    Karl's remark about doing his part to save the flies was profound.

    • @David-ud9ju
      @David-ud9ju 3 роки тому

      Not really.

    • @mrwhat5094
      @mrwhat5094 3 роки тому

      @@David-ud9ju as opposed to what? What exactly have you done? Iv never heard of you

  • @wbwam7710
    @wbwam7710 5 років тому +8

    white noise actually is really helpful for sleeping

    • @docholiday8315
      @docholiday8315 5 років тому +3

      It is but after a while you may struggle to sleep without it.

    • @whalwing25
      @whalwing25 5 років тому

      Doc Holiday this is true but it really helps

  • @SHIZZLE71
    @SHIZZLE71 3 роки тому +2

    Karl is too good man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DesiS16
    @DesiS16 3 роки тому

    He’s right but explains it all so funny. Like the vacuum. White noise- how did Ricky & Steve not get that 🤨😂😂 I just love Karl. I’m rewatching these ❤️✔️

  • @crimsondynamo615
    @crimsondynamo615 5 років тому +1

    Karl is an absolute legend

  • @trickie3605
    @trickie3605 4 роки тому +2

    Karl is right about the Fan thing and drowning out background noise

  • @dan..........
    @dan.......... 6 років тому +37

    I use a loud fan to help me sleep every night and have done for over 5 years, I have tried without it and I do not sleep as well, I know of many people who have similar experiences, and there's products on the market that produce constant ambient noise to aid in sleep, Karl is right and it pisses me off how those 2 wankers dismiss everything he says as nonsense

    • @Oriontrollsftw2
      @Oriontrollsftw2 5 років тому +6

      It’s a bit dude, it isn’t serious. Each character plays a very exaggerated version of their own personalities

    • @katierose8238
      @katierose8238 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @joesheppards1
      @joesheppards1 4 роки тому +1

      I always have a fan on at night even in winter lol

  • @DowzerWTP72
    @DowzerWTP72 5 років тому +3

    "was last year in Lime Regis"
    "When did you go camping in Lime Regis?"
    "Last year."
    Thanks for clearing that up for me Karl.

  • @MyFairLsdy
    @MyFairLsdy Місяць тому

    Karl and Ricky are a reflection of the constant dialogue happening in your brain.

  • @AdenNak
    @AdenNak 3 роки тому

    I agree with Karl on the heartbeat thing. Freaks me out!

  • @johnkelly3549
    @johnkelly3549 4 роки тому +1

    ‘And we get there, and this lad who know about this bit of land-‘
    ‘Someone’s back garden.’
    ‘Well yeah’.
    He’s just a delight.

  • @losdiabloslaxr
    @losdiabloslaxr 6 років тому +2

    He’s completely right about the fans bs earplugs thing. Especially the heartbeat.

  • @stiimuli
    @stiimuli 5 років тому

    Just FYI that white noise thing Karl was talking about with the fan and the vacuum helping some people sleep is absolutely correct. He was also right about earplugs not working because that just makes your pulse seem louder. It doesn't happen often but sometimes Karl is spot on.

  • @clownprincess1999
    @clownprincess1999 5 років тому +1

    Karl is the best guy by far

  • @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
    @sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 3 роки тому

    Honestly, from a philosophical and artistic standpoint, Karl is kind of a genius.

  • @Geonorable
    @Geonorable 4 роки тому

    He is such a wonderful creature.

  • @upyoursdotcom
    @upyoursdotcom 5 років тому +9

    "The last time was last year in Lyme Regis."
    "When did you go camping in Lyme Regis?"
    "Last year."
    God bless you Karl Pilkington

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs 3 роки тому +2

    2:26 Wilhelm scream.

  • @DlcEnergy
    @DlcEnergy 9 років тому +8

    6:38 Karl the lifeguard (acting cool).

  • @Kate21561
    @Kate21561 4 роки тому +2

    2:46 - 2:59
    I was hysterical 🤣

  • @jah-coupe5068
    @jah-coupe5068 3 роки тому +2

    You know Karl’s actually right about the vacuum noise drowning out other noises I can say this in confidence being that I work with sound for a living and white/pink noise is more preferable if you want to relax or take a snooze tho. Also wearing earplugs to bed sounds god awful to me🤣

  • @StephNuggs
    @StephNuggs 6 років тому +4

    "Welcome to our five star hotel, you'll notice there's vomit all over the fucking walls" =D

  • @paft
    @paft 11 років тому +13

    Ha...I liked the corpse "Clive Warren" Easter egg.

  • @mrbenoit5018
    @mrbenoit5018 3 роки тому

    The thing about noise really does work

  • @BrianBattles
    @BrianBattles 6 років тому +1

    04:25 "Well, get your pants off then"
    Hilariously seductive way to initiate sexual activity!

  • @abzzy1010
    @abzzy1010 3 роки тому

    The fan/vacuum cleaner thing does actually work, I’m the same with a hairdryer or washing machine/tumble dryer

  • @DanielRenardAnimation
    @DanielRenardAnimation 6 років тому

    Bloody hell. So many instances where _"I have at some point in my life, BEEN Karl Pilkington"_
    I once have- and still recall, saving insects from a pool, when I was quite young. A white butterfly to be specific.
    While in the army, I slept outside under my bivouac, next to a gas-fueled power generator, so our superiors could sleep nice and warm inside the armored vehicle. I slept surprisingly well, under the constant droning of the generator, sounding like a lawnmower next to my head and when the damn thing ran out of fuel after 2-3 hours, I woke up instantly from the thing shutting off... I tried going back to sleep, but my superior poked his head out and immediately yelped "Renard!! We'll get cold! Go refuel the generator."
    I usually sleep with earplugs, but I often get bothered at first, because my pulse in the veins in my ear is causing slight friction, them being right next to your eardrum, actually causing a significant ruckus. The best way I can describe the sound is, as if a bloke is shoveling gravel just outside your door, one scoop per second. The sound goes away as your pulse goes down while resting resting, but if you need to move, like turn to switch side, the pulse may slightly increase and you hear the noise again, albeit briefly.

  • @GZ9090
    @GZ9090 3 роки тому +1

    5:39 Karl invented the white noise trend lol

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 3 роки тому

    Love how Ricky used the Monkey News jingle as the template for the jingle for Karl’s Diary

  • @heatherc772
    @heatherc772 5 років тому +2

    Gervais has the best laugh on the planet.

  • @SoftLoliete
    @SoftLoliete 3 роки тому

    Oi come to Australia I want to see you!

  • @TheeMusicalARM
    @TheeMusicalARM 3 роки тому

    The vacuum sound does work actually. My mum used to put me to sleep as a kid by vacuuming at bed time.

  • @SupremeKeyboardWarrior
    @SupremeKeyboardWarrior Місяць тому

    "the mother said 'his ears are hurting'. So were mine" - this made me laugh like a loon in a subway ride.

  • @liamhoare3844
    @liamhoare3844 5 років тому +5

    I often listen to hairdryer all night on repeat, so the fan theory works... I make that Karl 52
    Ricky and Steve 11
    Yeah I've been keeping count

  • @hansnotgruber3326
    @hansnotgruber3326 6 років тому

    The constant sound to make you sleep is correct

  • @MaggotDiggo1
    @MaggotDiggo1 5 років тому

    I used to do the fan thing because my house mate was too loud. It definitely works.

  • @Nogin12
    @Nogin12 3 роки тому

    I've just realised what this reminds me of but this is literally just the triforce podcast with Lewis , Sips and Pyrion

  • @andyatkinson3574
    @andyatkinson3574 4 роки тому

    Endlessly entertaining

  • @SD_702
    @SD_702 5 років тому +1

    That ear plugs heart beat bit is fucking true though.

  • @Kids_Scissors
    @Kids_Scissors 3 роки тому

    I love how Karl pretty much never laughs in these bits

  • @dougbriglmen716
    @dougbriglmen716 3 дні тому

    2:30 public, lavatory, it’s covered in shit, that means other people have had a shit here😂 welcome to a five star hotel, you’ll notice vomit all over the fucking walls😂😂😂

  • @cazw179
    @cazw179 5 років тому +6

    Same here Karl. I will never go to Oz 'cause of the spiders. 😂

    • @bluegum6438
      @bluegum6438 5 років тому +1

      it's truly a mystery how twenty million people get along just fine there, it's almost like it's a silly exaggeration

  • @weekendwarriorprospecting817
    @weekendwarriorprospecting817 3 роки тому

    Imagine watching this an thinking "that's the bloke from the plane" then the penny drops that you're the problem 🤣😂😂

  • @sumsar0125
    @sumsar0125 5 років тому

    He is spot on regarding constant, "white noise" helping you sleep. And yeah, ear plugs are shite for sleeping: increased inner ear pressure/vacuum, the loud thudding of your pulse. Stay quiet on this one Ricky.

  • @SeoDragon117
    @SeoDragon117 8 років тому +102

    I use ambient noises to fall asleep every night. It really frustrates me how Ricky and Steven will just immediately discredit anything Karl has said...on the sole argument that it's Karl that said it. I know it's all for humour and everything, but the man's treated like such a dimwit, and he's honestly one of the most intelligent people I've ever known.

    • @anditschkakrewetsch279
      @anditschkakrewetsch279 8 років тому +8

      I also find it annoying.

    • @Rappatiligoe0419
      @Rappatiligoe0419 7 років тому +51

      There's no way in hell he's one of the most intelligent people you've ever known

    • @walterwhite-bl2pg
      @walterwhite-bl2pg 7 років тому +2

      SeoDragon117 . y do you listen then ? they all no exactly what there doing especially Karl that's y it works. guess Wat ? I don't like classical music so I don't listen to it.

    • @СтепанХудяков-у1д
      @СтепанХудяков-у1д 7 років тому +34

      The guy believes that bug can make love to a leaf and have babies, and that's how bugs who can mimic the leaves came to be. You, however, think that he is one of the smartest man ever cause he is kinda right abot the background noise during sleep? Are you freaking mental?

    • @DrMattaru
      @DrMattaru 6 років тому +1

      it's crazy how nature do dat tho