Karl's Philosophy 3x10

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  • @Tom-bn6pr
    @Tom-bn6pr 10 років тому +5138

    I lose it every time I hear the part when Karl gets so close to understanding the proverb about the old man planting a seed, he gets so so close and Ricky and Steve sound so proud, and then he says "but I'm sort of guessing he enjoyed gardening anyway"

    • @AA-fn9xz
      @AA-fn9xz 6 років тому +122

      Tom 22 any metaphor you give Karl you could bet your house on it he’ll take it literally haha!

    • @Cuchulainn1984
      @Cuchulainn1984 6 років тому +255

      @@AA-fn9xz I think Karl brings up a pretty traditional challenge to the very concept of altruism here. If you derive pleasure from something, like providing for future generations, is it truly altruistic? It's a legitimate argument in moral philosophy.

    • @greedosspeedo1464
      @greedosspeedo1464 6 років тому +76

      @@Cuchulainn1984 The flaw with that objectivistic line of thought is that it's attributing equal pleasure to the altruistic deed and the satisfaction.
      If I donate all my free money to the homeless, I'l get a feeling of satisfaction when I do so, but that feeling will fade far faster than the pleasure I could have derived from that money. Yet I would not regret doing so. In terms of value it's an inequal exchange done out of empathy.

    • @lavamatstudios
      @lavamatstudios 5 років тому +33

      ​@@greedosspeedo1464 This is valid as long as you interpret "deriving pleasure" in a cheap hedonistic sense. I read it in a more egoist way. An action that pleases you is one that satisfies the ego. This doesn't mean optimizing pleasure over time, this means doing those things you like best. That might be an action that will cause you discomfort in the future.

    • @lavamatstudios
      @lavamatstudios 5 років тому +27

      That's actually a profound thought though. You should ask yourself *why* the old man enjoys gardening. It probably isn't because he likes crawling about in dirt all day. No, it's because gardening carries a certain meaning that pleases him. He knows the tree will grow to be mighty and tall in he plants that tiny seed today. That in many years townspeople will come sit in the shade of it. His tiny action right now will have huge consequences on the future. It makes him feel powerful. Something like that.
      The point is that the ostensibly moral action of planting that seed is actually thoroughly selfish.

  • @jakempenney
    @jakempenney 5 років тому +2076

    "His head was in great condition... It just wasn't attached to his body"

    • @berenicemoran2105
      @berenicemoran2105 4 роки тому +6

      @Steve excellent pic 😁

    • @bluecornerboxing6091
      @bluecornerboxing6091 4 роки тому +3

      🤔🤣😭😂🤣👍👍

    • @placebodomingo3277
      @placebodomingo3277 4 роки тому +15

      “So he can be bothered with his trainers but not with a helmet”

    • @checkout5017
      @checkout5017 4 роки тому +9

      I want this on my head stone

    • @slipknot9023
      @slipknot9023 4 роки тому +16

      Karl somehow has some of the greatest comedic timing I've ever heard.

  • @halfaworldaway
    @halfaworldaway 6 років тому +1773

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a rapist."
    "Right then."

    • @zada4a
      @zada4a 3 роки тому +33

      Charlie from IASIP

    • @Daftboy89
      @Daftboy89 3 роки тому +7

      @@zada4a 🤣👌

    • @shayZero
      @shayZero 3 роки тому +23

      Definitely a Tory MP then

    • @jackmehoffe9372
      @jackmehoffe9372 3 роки тому +11

      I almost shit myself laughing

    • @charlotte4977
      @charlotte4977 3 роки тому +2

      @@shayZero 8,

  • @rchopra535
    @rchopra535 4 роки тому +392

    The animators did an amazing job, it's so interesting and fun with the background sounds, music and little tiny intricate details. Even though you've listened to all the podcasts and stuff, re watching this is so awesome

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 роки тому +5

      get a hobby

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 3 роки тому +13

      I agree, its really well done

    • @cosmorunner23
      @cosmorunner23 2 роки тому +3

      yeah they did a great job

    • @Bollibompa
      @Bollibompa Рік тому

      @kcbh24
      Boring prat

  • @Valto4life
    @Valto4life 4 роки тому +333

    You gotta give Karl props for how well he always does in the improv situations Ricky keeps throwing him into. Professional actors wouldn't be half as good as he is.

  • @markheggeland
    @markheggeland 9 років тому +2335

    "eh I'll put ya in a home"
    dead

    • @e.t.464
      @e.t.464 6 років тому +46

      6:35

    • @Brown-streak_studios
      @Brown-streak_studios 6 років тому +13

      I thought he said i’ll phone your home

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 років тому +48

      +Brown-Streak Studios No, he was saying he was going to put them in a foster home. No parents left and they're annoying him.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому +38

      'everyone looking for someone to blame' was actually really true

    • @cousinbenson5329
      @cousinbenson5329 5 років тому +2

      Hope all the family and friends come to the funeral

  • @CommissarKane
    @CommissarKane 8 років тому +1232

    the "I'll put you in a home" line damn near killed me i was laughing so hard.

    • @chertikinamoto
      @chertikinamoto 5 років тому +4

      CommissarKane I was expecting something like that honestly lol

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому +6

      Well Ricky was wheezing his ass off there lmao

    • @smatchimo55
      @smatchimo55 2 роки тому

      As a councilmen I'm not paying for cupboards to put your fat kids in.

    • @murderc27
      @murderc27 2 роки тому +2

      The way he frowns and pulls the phone out is gold

    • @eggmug562
      @eggmug562 Рік тому

      I mean he's not wrong. Society shouldn't be responsible for dipshits.

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 років тому +618

    "I wasn't free. I was there from 9 to 6." XD

  • @rycemccall3887
    @rycemccall3887 6 років тому +1514

    "I'm not spending tax payer's money on cupboards to put the fat kid in" 😂

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 4 роки тому +18

      Fat kid wouldn’t fit in a cupboard anyway.

    • @bteamgleemllc6864
      @bteamgleemllc6864 4 роки тому +8

      @@Station9.75 aircraft hanger?

    • @hamdiomar9103
      @hamdiomar9103 4 роки тому +2

      Ryce McCall wish everyone thinks like karl

    • @alrightgeeze
      @alrightgeeze 3 роки тому +6

      He's not wrong

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero 3 роки тому +5

      I lost it because I couldn't even argue against him as hard. He broke it down to such a blunt level that it made me want to agree lmao

  • @gumnut8781
    @gumnut8781 4 роки тому +547

    President Pilkington: “Where’s your mum?”
    Little Ricky: “She... She left... It’s just our dad and he’s a vegetable...”
    President Pilkington: “Right i’ll put you in a home.” *dials phone*
    FUCKING SAVAGE

    • @dombjomb
      @dombjomb 3 роки тому +13

      I thought he was gonna make a joke about tryna date her or something lmao

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 місяці тому +4

      *mam
      Karl doesn't say mum as he's Manc.

  • @hoppyman11
    @hoppyman11 5 років тому +805

    "Was Rosa Parks just a troublemaker?" -Karl Pilkington

    • @Nemo7The7Pirate7
      @Nemo7The7Pirate7 5 років тому +43

      i agree that she could have been.

    • @kakizakichannel
      @kakizakichannel 5 років тому +65

      She absolutely was, what she did was a planned protest with dozens of other people across town.

    • @bob-manuel
      @bob-manuel 4 роки тому +13

      Slippschitts Hey your age seems to be higher than your iq

    • @Pactastic042
      @Pactastic042 4 роки тому +2

      @Slippschitts Hey i mean what would make you even say this lmao

    • @ihaveasmalldickbut1399
      @ihaveasmalldickbut1399 4 роки тому +29

      @@kakizakichannel can you back any sources for this claim? As I was told and have read many times that she was tired from working and her feet was hurting so she decided not to move and that it wasn't planned a planned protest she simply had enough of being treated like she was less than the white people and actually got arrested for just sitting there, but even so.. you can't blame her for what she did no one got hurt she just simply decided to sit somewhere on a bus no harm in that

  • @CreamyMcG33
    @CreamyMcG33 9 років тому +428

    Karls fascination with bugs is so fucking weird and fascinating.

    • @91dpo
      @91dpo 9 років тому +45

      +Creamy McGee
      “Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a great deal to love a leaf. It’s ordinary to love the beautiful, but it’s beautiful to love the ordinary” -Unknown

    • @richardmoores
      @richardmoores 6 років тому

      91dpo wow

    • @MTJack275
      @MTJack275 6 років тому +5

      I'm fascinated with your fascination over Karl's fascinating interest in bugs.

    • @meu02136
      @meu02136 Місяць тому

      It’s not bugs it’s insects because he’s not American.

    • @MrFirefox
      @MrFirefox 24 дні тому +1

      It shows he sees things others dont. Truly a thinker.

  • @SteampunkResistance
    @SteampunkResistance 8 років тому +539

    "He had a helmet on but his head come off"
    The way he says it is almost child-like talking about it as if it was a toy LOL!

    • @doc-holliday-
      @doc-holliday- 8 років тому +57

      "His head was in lovely shape, it was just not attached to his body" That had me dying lol

    • @yurdadsdad
      @yurdadsdad 4 роки тому +1

      We are the playthings of the gods

  • @BoeingPrototype
    @BoeingPrototype 6 років тому +457

    Karl Pilkington = The most interesting person on youtube

    • @felixcleeve4342
      @felixcleeve4342 6 років тому

      David Borg definitely

    • @fazbearking87
      @fazbearking87 5 років тому +17

      Correction: Karl is the most interesting person ever

    • @YaGuyALT
      @YaGuyALT 5 років тому +5

      @@fazbearking87 I think Chris Chan might have Karl beat in intregue, but Karl is s close second

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому

      ALT i wonder if either Karl or Chris is the most documented person on the internet

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 роки тому +1

      Karl objects.

  • @nam6128
    @nam6128 3 роки тому +79

    I like the trope that we never get to see suzannes face in these

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 11 років тому +1982

    Karl actually has a pretty solid and intelligent sense of personal responsibility.

    • @MrDzoni955
      @MrDzoni955 6 років тому +41

      Holy shit you responded to a 5y old comment lol

    • @CoolGuyM4sturbat3
      @CoolGuyM4sturbat3 6 років тому +3

      Haha

    • @HashtagGamingVideos
      @HashtagGamingVideos 6 років тому +6

      And it just keeps on going!

    • @TheOriginalFreak
      @TheOriginalFreak 6 років тому +74

      Ricky G is the very definition of a wanker.
      England is proof a nanny state does more harm than good.

    • @madzangels
      @madzangels 6 років тому +43

      And yet, I'd take England against any other country any day of the week :) It has it's faults, but as does every other country - relatively speaking you really don't have much to whinge about if you are born in England.

  • @thatgirlcheree
    @thatgirlcheree 6 років тому +260

    "Rosie Whatsit." lol

  • @1halnass
    @1halnass 5 років тому +1347

    Around 8 minutes Karl totally owned the conversation. Why didn't you make him wear a helmet? Why didn't you make him wear shoes when he went out this morning?

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому +82

      Maybe if you cared more about the death of civilians and less about the moralistic decision of who is to blame, there would be fewer deaths.
      Do you know how many people lose their hearing because they don't believe factory machines cause ear damage? Do you know how many preventable deaths were prevented because of the traffic light and the seatbelt? Using your same logic we should get rid of the speed limit and license plate as well. Public safety isn't about who's responsible. Needless danger for the sake of looking "cool" isn't a a fucking freedom.

    • @mariogiunta1989
      @mariogiunta1989 5 років тому +166

      Cory Mck yeah it is

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому +11

      @@mariogiunta1989 no u

    • @mariogiunta1989
      @mariogiunta1989 5 років тому +71

      @@CoryMck no u

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому +25

      @@mariogiunta1989 freedom does not mean without rules.This absolutist argument can be used to justify plenty of things which even you would agree is not freedom.

  • @truth6323
    @truth6323 4 роки тому +182

    Ricky turned the Rosa Parks story that he did with Karl into a comedy bit, I've noticed that Ricky has taken a lot of Karl's thoughts and ideas and turned them into jokes.

    • @cosmorunner23
      @cosmorunner23 2 роки тому +38

      @dev stuff I think it was just a general observation that he specifically got some ideas from Karl on the podcasts in particular don't really need to be snarky about it do you

  • @rhyscaryl1573
    @rhyscaryl1573 5 років тому +548

    11:10
    'What do you do, what's your work?'
    'I'm a rapist'
    Absolutely killed me lol

    • @halloni
      @halloni 5 років тому +40

      Jesus christ that was so unexpected I nearly peed myself

    • @Ben-bg2lp
      @Ben-bg2lp 4 роки тому +14

      Said that joke in an online university class. They went mental! Banned me from the website!

    • @nathanbarnett8553
      @nathanbarnett8553 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ben-bg2lp haha legend

    • @nathanbarnett8553
      @nathanbarnett8553 4 роки тому +3

      RCee....... me too one of my fav improv ... out of the blue for sure

    • @suzbone
      @suzbone 4 роки тому +6

      @@halloni I nearly peed laughing too and I've experienced sexual assault

  • @genebradley4334
    @genebradley4334 8 років тому +776

    I agree with Karl about the crash helmet.

    • @maymayth3n
      @maymayth3n 5 років тому +17

      @Brad Smith I don't think so, Gervais has made it seem like he cares about the well being and safety of everyone in general (at least the idea of them), and I think he believes government intervention is the best way to do that. Could be wrong but I got that impression from the podcasts and such.

    • @wickerhazbrownsauce8564
      @wickerhazbrownsauce8564 5 років тому

      @Brad Smith Yeah, i second that.

    • @MaSoNGaMeR115
      @MaSoNGaMeR115 5 років тому +14

      @@maymayth3n i think its more likely that ricky talks utter shit like all comedians and celebrities

    • @realmedia3642
      @realmedia3642 5 років тому +3

      Me 2 natural selction leave it be.

    • @doxasophosmoros
      @doxasophosmoros 5 років тому +12

      What's loveable about Karl is that he simply has common sense. He's very wise and big picture seeing in many ways. He's basically a combo of Larry David, Jesse Lee Peterson (they'd be a brilliant interview together lol)( and tiny bit of Russ brand, tiny bit of Katie Hopkins.. ) but KARL IS SOOOO similar to Jessie Lee Peterson in many respects, both work in radio, working class up bringing, not pompous, he's just honest and not racist, he sees TRUTH AND CHARACTER AND DIESNT GIBE FREE PASSES BASED ON HISTORICAL ROMANTICISM .. te regards Sarah parks opinion is😘😘😘 perfect!🤣 Because ... Jesse Lee who was alive in the south and black at that time 😏😏... said the same thing lol... . he's a realist and humble and isn't trying to impress anyone.. it's refreshing.
      And the world is fucking overpopulated and its bullshit, Karl realised that too, and he saw VR REALOTY

  • @frankiehompson2746
    @frankiehompson2746 3 роки тому +520

    “As the counselor, I’m not spending tax payers money to build closets to keep the fat kid in” Karl has more integrity than any real politician

    • @BGcam
      @BGcam 2 роки тому +7

      That kind of thinking is how societies collapse. People create governments to oversee the stability of society and make sure people get the support they need.

    • @iHawke
      @iHawke 2 роки тому +10

      @@BGcam ...but this is exactly what is happening right now, en masse

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 2 роки тому +1

      Anyone wonder why Brexit and Trump happened? Don't.

    • @JacOfArts
      @JacOfArts 2 роки тому +2

      @@BGcam I don’t think they’re saying “these people and these behaviors must be monitored at all times”, I think what they’re trying to say is that society should heavily discourage bad or unhealthy habits, and the traits of a society that enable these bad habits should be abolished.

    • @Thetruepianoman
      @Thetruepianoman 2 роки тому

      @@JacOfArts I think it's more about personal responsibility and the responsibility of the parents. Karl's point is that everyone's got a closet, stick you fat kid in yours instead of expecting a government cop out.
      With that being said he is a grumpy fucker so haha

  • @the_underdog8151
    @the_underdog8151 4 роки тому +145

    I love Stephen's little additions, his sense of humour really cracks me up.

  • @squiresquiffy3728
    @squiresquiffy3728 6 років тому +107

    Karl’s caring for insects is really touching.

  • @thatguylie4239
    @thatguylie4239 3 роки тому +54

    Every single time Karl goes “ehhhh” I know something brilliant is going to be said.

  • @skankhunt-vw8xr
    @skankhunt-vw8xr 9 років тому +168

    This is my favorite bit when Ricky plays Steve's wife. lol!

    • @Station9.75
      @Station9.75 4 роки тому +8

      “I’m a... rapist”

    • @crimsondynamo615
      @crimsondynamo615 4 роки тому +7

      “He had one sperm and it came out like an anchovy.”

    • @dangermouse6561
      @dangermouse6561 4 роки тому

      For us old enough to remember....Ricky has more than borrowed that from the late great Dudley More

  • @markkennedy9767
    @markkennedy9767 3 роки тому +150

    2:00 when Carl brings up that he enjoyed gardening anyway after basically getting the essence of the proverb, he does the thing that he always does. He reduces things, takes the pomposity out of them and puts them in a context that maybe others haven't thought of. In other word what he's saying here is that old man in the proverb, like every human being will do things for mixed reasons, not just out of altruism but also out of a simple enjoyment of gardening (or more generally whatever altruistic activity he chooses to engages with). It's like he's not just focussing on what you're meant to "get" from the proverb. Instead he extends the meaning: the idea that an altruistic act is hardly ever devoid of some kind of enjoyment of that act. And Merchant annoyingly zeroes in on Karl focussing on "gardening". When what Karl really is focussing on is the enjoyment aspect of altruism. Of course sometimes he does miss the point but still he's really interesting how he thinks

    • @LCSintrax
      @LCSintrax 2 роки тому +3

      Yeah, Merchant 'durr slaves built pyramids' is just obnoxious cunt most of the time. Ricky too, but he has charisma to make up for it.

    • @aliciabergman1252
      @aliciabergman1252 2 роки тому +3

      Yes, thought so too!

    • @Spaceplant109
      @Spaceplant109 2 роки тому +14

      Ricky and Steve often miss Karl's points because they're already convinced he's an idiot.
      But picking apart everything he says definitely adds to the comedy.

    • @SlickWillHermsted
      @SlickWillHermsted 2 роки тому +1

      Based

    • @NovaNTS
      @NovaNTS 2 роки тому +5

      You're giving Karl way too much credit lmao.. his mind does not think on those levels. He's just simple but I don't mean that in a bad way of course.

  • @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39
    @terrariaskeletonpre1.0.39 7 років тому +120

    "what's your job?"
    "I'm a rapist"

    • @buckbumble
      @buckbumble 5 років тому +2

      Dan The Man not sure if this comment is a joke.

    • @K4R007
      @K4R007 5 років тому +2

      buckbumble Nah. I think he just has brain damage.

    • @tjlnintendo
      @tjlnintendo 2 роки тому +1

      @@K4R007
      Ah he must have not worn a helmet

  • @schopenhauerassplower4223
    @schopenhauerassplower4223 5 років тому +94

    “With death comes beauty”
    - The Zodiac Killer

    • @praketak47
      @praketak47 3 роки тому +3

      With beauty comes death. This one is also scary and other stuff.

  • @MrMbc77
    @MrMbc77 5 років тому +202

    8:33 He just destroyed his own argument. People still smoke even through they know the dangers, just like people still drank during prohibition full well knowing the dangers. Placing artificial repercussions isn't going to change that.

    • @ThorMNs
      @ThorMNs 4 роки тому +17

      But what are the fucking statistical consequences??? If a law on average creates a favorable consequence in the future such as that the state doesnt need to give extra care to the crippled person because a percentage of citizens use helmets now, why would we not do that??? It's simply pragmatic. We all agree you should wear a helmet, and if it was compulsory, some percentage of the population would that wouldnt otherwise. Why wouldnt we do that? For some woowoo meaningless principle of 'responsibility'?

    • @corneliuandsons
      @corneliuandsons 4 роки тому +25

      @@ThorMNs Because for every menial task the state makes mandatory resources are needed to uphold that law. Insurance is the only case in which I see the necessity of mandatory self protection.

    • @ternes35yolo
      @ternes35yolo 4 роки тому +7

      That’s not fair because cigarettes and booze are highly addictive and not price sedative, that’s not the case with not wearing a helmet

    • @waynestatic9614
      @waynestatic9614 4 роки тому +15

      The point is whether something is dangerous or not we should still be able to choose if we want to do it. You guys still struggling over there with the whole concept of freedom huh?

    • @hackhenk
      @hackhenk 3 роки тому +12

      And Steve Merchant thinks slaves built the pyramids, just goes to show how ignorant Steve and Ricky actually are.
      They really aren't clever enough to pull of this whole "smart jerk" trope.
      At least Karl doesn't pretend like he knows more than he does.

  • @bp07goldj
    @bp07goldj 9 років тому +678

    how do you put a rubber band on a lamp post?

    • @massivemansbiggestplan
      @massivemansbiggestplan 7 років тому +66

      Joshua Gold I didn't even think about that what the heck

    • @MrBmantheman
      @MrBmantheman 6 років тому +18

      Cut and tie it

    • @macestarwalk2474
      @macestarwalk2474 6 років тому +30

      He means the actual flowers were tied together with an elastic band to make a bunch. He didn't specify how the flowers (as a bunch) were tied to the lamp post.

    • @thinkboutit
      @thinkboutit 6 років тому +1

      Joshua Gold tie it.

    • @amct1019
      @amct1019 6 років тому +16

      Very easily. Put the band over the stems, stretch the band round the lamppost put the stems through band again.

  • @MosieGames
    @MosieGames 9 років тому +824

    I think Karl's slightly right with the Motorcycle thing tho :/

    • @Riceyes
      @Riceyes 9 років тому +212

      +MosieGames He's not slightly right. He is completely right.

    • @DoctorRock172
      @DoctorRock172 7 років тому +93

      Yeah if you force a dumb person to wear a helmet and hes to dumb to make that choice on their own then they he's just going to be a bad dad any way.

    • @TheJellyfish800
      @TheJellyfish800 7 років тому +26

      MosieGames I agree but their mates and if Rick always agreed nothing funny would ever happen

    • @anon9579
      @anon9579 7 років тому +28

      Sorry kids but the world belongs to the smart your dad wasn't smart.

    • @admirallightningbolt
      @admirallightningbolt 7 років тому

      u wot

  • @Briman13
    @Briman13 Рік тому +28

    Karl is usually the one to make me laugh but sometimes Stephen Merchant just comes out of left field with a gem like "I'm a rapist" and it catches me so off guard

  • @kaelryder3565
    @kaelryder3565 5 років тому +90

    karl is so perceptive when it comes to the little creatures of the world.

  • @zincminer
    @zincminer 5 років тому +162

    I find myself agreeing with Karl a lot. He may not formulate the ideas well but he uses bare bones common sense and is freedom loving (I think).

    • @BluScoutBonk
      @BluScoutBonk 4 роки тому +9

      Aye, if we used ONLY common sense, then we’re no better than the animals. We are able to comprehend compassion and sympathy, so we must enact them.

    • @grease6314
      @grease6314 4 роки тому +4

      @David Clinging communists

    • @Thejampacker
      @Thejampacker 4 роки тому

      Pilkington for President!

    • @jimmysmith736
      @jimmysmith736 2 роки тому +4

      @@BluScoutBonk we are animals.

    • @TheBrickWhisperer
      @TheBrickWhisperer 5 місяців тому

      @@jimmysmith736 Woof!

  • @LordGame2222
    @LordGame2222 4 роки тому +40

    The inner workings of Karl's mind are fascinating

  • @Garium87
    @Garium87 6 років тому +76

    "Why didn't you force him to wear a helmet? You made him a vegetable!"
    Well if that's the logic, why is unhealthy food allowed? How many people are dying from cardiovascular diseases?

    • @isonzo686
      @isonzo686 3 роки тому +11

      @Nobody comments are not funny you troglodyte use public transportation, or don't use a motorcycle. You're being quite pretentious for someone who's wrong.

    • @krakenofthesea106
      @krakenofthesea106 3 роки тому +2

      @@isonzo686 ikr, why are people so uptight about what they find to be true?

  • @SE77ENGaming
    @SE77ENGaming 6 років тому +40

    "Totally smooth down there. Like an action man" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @_Gandalf_The_White
    @_Gandalf_The_White 3 роки тому +90

    "30 quid a week as a busdriver and I'm getting grief" Karl is an absolute legend.

  • @joez6235
    @joez6235 4 роки тому +70

    Karl is the best irl representation of absurdist philosophy. Ricky and Stephen are still stuck in the enlightenment while Karl has surpassed existentialism.

    • @boriskaraya
      @boriskaraya 3 роки тому +2

      You don't seem to understand absurdism. What Karl is is a cretin. He is a conservative, in one breath he's saying that wearing helmets is about 'personal responsibility' or that it's not governments business to tell people what to do and in the same breath he's saying that government shouldn't allow some people to reproduce. He is a typical conservative, an absolute idiot that hates poor people and minorities.

    • @GreenEyedDazzler
      @GreenEyedDazzler 3 роки тому +3

      @Rifle Eyez he’s right don’t be a nonce. Karl goes on and on about saving bugs but his attitude towards Rosa Parks was disgusting seeing as he was completely serious

    • @varogoth
      @varogoth 3 роки тому

      @@boriskaraya Karl is right, cry harder remoaner.

    • @buildinasentry1046
      @buildinasentry1046 3 роки тому

      @@boriskaraya Blind

    • @cflores1889
      @cflores1889 Рік тому +1

      Completley agree, KP's mind is free.

  • @MurasakiFujiwara
    @MurasakiFujiwara 11 років тому +175

    Karl actually hit the nail on the head on two points; 1) there is beauty in death, and 2) The problem is everyone is looking for someone to blame.
    And actually, what he said about wasps hunting crickets is partially true.

    • @Fanaz10
      @Fanaz10 3 роки тому +1

      1, only in a way karl had it in mind, there is no other "beauty" in death, ageing and death should be fixed asap

  • @Snaily
    @Snaily 3 роки тому +16

    Karls ability to deliver absurd scenarios and lines without cracking amazing

  • @insightful_fairy8743
    @insightful_fairy8743 3 роки тому +18

    I love how dramatic it gets when Suzanne says “I’ve sorted it” 😂

    • @jakegulliver1370
      @jakegulliver1370 Рік тому +2

      The way the shadows fall across her profile in that part. Hilarious.

  • @JojoTheVulture
    @JojoTheVulture 3 роки тому +25

    The whole "I feel like I'm being treated like a slave" is a metaphor? Karl isn't literally imply that he feels like a slave, he just feels like he's being treated like expendable shit

  • @anonymousxaela761
    @anonymousxaela761 2 роки тому +98

    Karl getting close to making good points but Ricky shutting him down before he can is honestly one of the most infuriating parts of the podcasts.

    • @alldayagain
      @alldayagain Рік тому +10

      To be fair, winding him up does sometimes push Karl into saying some funny stuff

  • @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva
    @MeTriviSlipKlokDriva 2 роки тому +40

    Karl was absolutely right in his point about helmets.

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 Рік тому

      He was. I am usually one to defend Ricky as being right the vast majority of the time, but this is one of the rare times that Karl was far wiser than Ricky and Steve.

    • @newtvii45
      @newtvii45 3 місяці тому

      @@Zorak9595 I feel if Karl was better at explaining things he'd come across as right a lot more. Or maybe I'm being stupid as well idk lmao
      eg. I think Karl's insight about how "there's only so many noises in the world" actually made some form of sense, but one could argue he didn't articulate his point very well

  • @BookishDark
    @BookishDark 2 роки тому +8

    “She sorted it.” Fucking kills me every single time.

  • @makegamestrain5563
    @makegamestrain5563 4 роки тому +34

    I've since realized Karl makes alot of good points in this show, but he never gets taken seriously xD

  • @smilesfordays
    @smilesfordays 3 роки тому +31

    Karl is the most pure librarian I’ve listened to in my entire life...

    • @caseyharrington4947
      @caseyharrington4947 3 роки тому +29

      I’m guessing you meant libertarian but the idea of karl reading and organising novels is great to me

    • @5uperM
      @5uperM 3 роки тому +3

      @@caseyharrington4947 I guess librarian because of his calm and quiet way of speaking

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 Рік тому

      @@5uperM Lol no, he meant libertarian.

    • @TheBrickWhisperer
      @TheBrickWhisperer 5 місяців тому

      libertarian librarian, perhaps?

  • @winstonsmith09
    @winstonsmith09 5 місяців тому +2

    This is without doubt one of the best episodes. Merchant sharp as ever, Karl just nailing every point. The other guy laughing hard.

  • @lucasdc87
    @lucasdc87 11 років тому +34

    He's heads in great condition, its just not attached to his body! Psml

  • @jarvinator100
    @jarvinator100 2 роки тому +10

    I love the fact this show went straight from Rosa Parks, to a wasp and a cricket having a fight.

  • @KMEECHY
    @KMEECHY 5 років тому +32

    3:16 that’s definitely meant to be Abbey Road.

    • @kcbh24
      @kcbh24 3 роки тому +1

      Whaddya know?!

  • @ranieldale4842
    @ranieldale4842 3 роки тому +42

    Karl makes some unironically good points about familys who can't afford kids having kids

  • @Darthlicious
    @Darthlicious 6 років тому +76

    Karl is absolutely correct on the crash helmets lol

    • @yehheapsmadaybut
      @yehheapsmadaybut 6 років тому +10

      Darthlicious not really. Forcing people to wear helmets is cheaper than the health costs of people not wearing them.

    • @SamJohnston91
      @SamJohnston91 6 років тому +3

      Not if you dont pay for those things for idiots...

    • @ProfessorEGadd
      @ProfessorEGadd 6 років тому +4

      Sam Johnston,
      It's not just the cost of healthcare. These people might be dead or unable to work, so you have to consider all the potential work they would have done which they now won't.

    • @ProfessorEGadd
      @ProfessorEGadd 6 років тому +1

      Does the population need controlling? Population growth is slowing worldwide and population totals are trending downwards wherever women are educated, in work and/or have access to reproductive planning. I don't think killing people/hoping they die early is at all necessary.

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 Рік тому +1

      @@yehheapsmadaybut And feeding people nothing but vitamin enriched gruel paste is cheaper than raising/growing/processing all the food we currently do. What's your point?

  • @MrPaulosophy
    @MrPaulosophy 11 років тому +59

    that's actually a very good point about taking personal responsibility.

  • @olivebrown819
    @olivebrown819 11 років тому +67

    "What do you do for a living?"
    "I'm a rapist"

  • @rainday1273
    @rainday1273 3 роки тому +59

    Dear God when karl said "I'm gonna put you in a home". I was eating a burrito and I laughed so hard I had beans come out my nose and now it's burning. Karl is a national treasure

  • @AGR04
    @AGR04 2 роки тому +104

    The way Karl has more sympathy and compassion for insects than actual human beings lmao

    • @the-np4mr
      @the-np4mr 2 роки тому +3

      Heroic

    • @jtzr1371
      @jtzr1371 Рік тому +5

      Based.

    • @pigmentpeddler5811
      @pigmentpeddler5811 Рік тому

      "actual human beings" tbh you're right Mancs aren't people

    • @dombjomb
      @dombjomb Рік тому +1

      He’s one of the great thinkers of our time for sure

    • @dimlightbulb10
      @dimlightbulb10 Рік тому +2

      I don't particularly like wasps, but I've never had one steal my wallet.

  • @VEE-EYE-EM
    @VEE-EYE-EM 5 років тому +9

    the dramatic lighting on Suzanne saying "I sorted it" kills me

  • @27STS
    @27STS 11 років тому +36

    I agree with President Pilkington

  • @1nfiniteSeek3r
    @1nfiniteSeek3r 11 років тому +52

    Karl despite being constantly mocked and misrepresented, retains his integrity and always puts forward his view (and insightful it is) with the greatest civility.

  • @2thomask
    @2thomask 7 років тому +61

    I agree with Karl about the nanny state and the helmets

  • @jamiebatchelor3216
    @jamiebatchelor3216 6 років тому +9

    “ but his head come off” is just a great example of the perfect comedic timing karl possesses.

  • @Brooker0013
    @Brooker0013 5 років тому +35

    9:21 " I'm not spending tax payers money on cupboards" 😂

  • @petterblakk
    @petterblakk 3 роки тому +15

    Steve Merchant saying "I'm a rapist" is the funniest shit.

  • @wellreadbull3740
    @wellreadbull3740 5 років тому +15

    The head was in great condition... It just wasn't connected to his body anymore!

  • @emona5776
    @emona5776 4 роки тому +14

    "We've already painted the bedroom black."
    "We want our kid to be a Satanist."
    "Joke, little joke from us."
    That interaction cracks me up

  • @TheTouchgaming
    @TheTouchgaming 5 років тому +26

    "I've sorted it."

  • @xXXJimboSliceXXx
    @xXXJimboSliceXXx 2 роки тому +6

    Ricky and Stephen are the ultimate NPCs

  • @AND-od5jt
    @AND-od5jt 5 років тому +45

    7:10 Totally agree with Karl. Why was the dad not able to think it through for himself? Because regulations and rules decided everything for him, so he never had to properly think. And the regulation still can't force me to stop at a stop sign. Transfering a little concious decision making back to the citizens? I'm for it...
    If you're not, you prolly think people are immoral idiots that would steal, rape and murder around if it wasn't forbidden...

    • @AND-od5jt
      @AND-od5jt 5 років тому +6

      Since Ricky and that other guy are so into regulations -- why don't they want a parenting license, which shows you're actually able to properly bring up your kid(s)? Oh - now all of a sudden it's too Orwellian regulated?

  • @mickieb74
    @mickieb74 5 років тому +12

    "With death comes beauty.... You can have that one"
    FML Crying here

  • @elletuppen4844
    @elletuppen4844 4 роки тому +18

    The animators are to be highly commended. Even down to the expressiveness of Karl’s fingers and hands.

  • @georgejoy7635
    @georgejoy7635 Рік тому +17

    Only issue with this podcast is that Ricky thinks he’s much cleverer than he is and often underestimates the depth of stuff Karl says. Karl starts to realise wage slavery and Ricky is all “no actually” as if philosophers and economists haven’t grappled this idea for decades and he can just solve it

    • @jacobmcguire3336
      @jacobmcguire3336 3 місяці тому +1

      The further time progresses the more that Karl's points are proven true. He doesn't put in in an articulate way but still trueb

  • @tonymccan9560
    @tonymccan9560 3 роки тому +26

    Its ironic how i used to laugh at this guy when this first came out, now I've grew into exactly who he is 😂😂😂

    • @ag-bf3ty
      @ag-bf3ty 3 роки тому +5

      I wouldn't call that ironic, I'd call it scary.

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 5 років тому +12

    "But his head come off."
    I love Karl

  • @rogerebert8986
    @rogerebert8986 2 роки тому +4

    Thanks to Karl Pilkinson I now have whole new outlook on Rosa Parks. The nuance...

  • @JasonMAlexander
    @JasonMAlexander 2 роки тому +9

    I never thought I’d ever end up agreeing with Karl but when it came to the crash helmet & responsibility I was on his side! Lol

    • @Zorak9595
      @Zorak9595 Рік тому

      Yeah this is one of those rare times when Karl actually sounds like the wise one and Ricky and Steve come off like a couple of nutters.

  • @layeththesmacketh
    @layeththesmacketh 5 років тому +14

    Love the crash helmet thing...well said Karl. Karl for prime minister.

  • @alfiemitchell3026
    @alfiemitchell3026 5 років тому +8

    3:22 just realised that’s abbey road, it has the beetle car in the background as well from the Beatles album cover

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 4 роки тому +1

      Psst. Little piece of trivia... On the album cover theres a guy in the background to the right of the car on the oncoming side of the road. He was alive a very long time and in an interview in old age he said "i still dont like the beatles" source: an old ass vsauce video most likely on an unrelated topic

  • @Drtruman
    @Drtruman 11 років тому +66

    As a black man, I love Karl's frank honesty here. So many people try and pretend they are 'anti-racism', when in reality it's just a smoke screen. I doubt they even care. I wasn't there, but the whole Rosa Parks thing is romanticised by people who had a similar vantage point as me.

    • @hellsongfurry123
      @hellsongfurry123 5 років тому +22

      That's what I love about Karl. Most people, especially people on tv, like to go on about how if they were on the bus, if they were in the Civil War, if they were in Nazi Germany, they would have stood up for people and said something, because its easy to say you would be the hero. Karl stops and says "but yeah how many stops do I got left"? He actually stops to consider what his mindset would be like if he were in that situation. "Listen we're all just trying to get home yeah?" "Maybe she was a trouble maker". This man is amazing!

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 5 місяців тому

      What a dumb take

    • @Drtruman
      @Drtruman 5 місяців тому +1

      @@DanJuega Please elaborate. What's 'dumb' about it?

    • @GeeMannn
      @GeeMannn 5 місяців тому

      ​@@DanJuegayeah let's hear what you have to say, genius.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega 5 місяців тому

      @@Drtruman The part about Rosa Parks specifically. Because being mythologized is something that can be said about literally any historical event. But that doesn’t really take away, nor should we minimized the bravery involved in challenging systemic injustices. To the point that it doesn’t really matter if it was planned or not.

  • @robg71
    @robg71 5 років тому +14

    i love karls social engineering. "Don't let them breed"

  • @TheRenoReviews
    @TheRenoReviews 11 років тому +4

    This is one of the first times I paid attention to the sound of the episode than the visuals, the score is actually really good, it's almost cinematic!

  • @itsraventm
    @itsraventm 5 років тому +7

    I like how when Karl makes good points, Ricky still bursts out laughing as if Karl just said the dumbest shit ever. If you ask me he is the biggest idiot in the room, it is just that Karl is put in the spotlight way more. I forgot the third guy's name (blonde, glasses), but he is the one who calls him out on his stupidity but lets him off when he says something remotely normal or even smart. Ricky on the other hand just interrupts him every 8 seconds and laughs at _literally anything_ Ricky says.

  • @LuckySketches
    @LuckySketches 3 роки тому +37

    I think Karl just has all of his empathy for insects instead of humans.

  • @francescarb
    @francescarb 11 років тому +10

    I just love it when Karl says 'Knockn' about'

  • @femmefuntime
    @femmefuntime 2 роки тому +3

    Karl talking about wage slavery and stuff. Like they treat him like he’s stupid but he’s really not. Like the bit about “the guy got some joy out of planting the tree” in the metaphor, understanding that even if you don’t benefit doing good does bring you some joy too.

  • @OliverBranch
    @OliverBranch 11 років тому +21

    "We want him to be an accountant...........gay accountant."
    Omg I died

  • @3la2r
    @3la2r 4 роки тому +4

    This is hands down, the best Episode of the whole show.

  • @BurningWell
    @BurningWell 3 роки тому +7

    Karl has contributed significantly to society whether any of these people know it or not.

  • @hypermecha223
    @hypermecha223 11 років тому +4

    I've listened to every single XFM, podcast & HBO episode, multiple times, for years. Karl does lose his temper sometimes but it's not too common. When I say he's "in on it," what I mean is, Karl realizes they are messing with him for the show. That's not to say off mic/camera they still don't mess with him, but if you watch any of the videos where they weren't on the air, like the "ricky squeezes Karl's head" video, Karl's a bit more animated & not quite so stoic. I'm not suggesting they're

  • @apex3d595
    @apex3d595 2 роки тому +4

    The things Karl says, really make sense if you think about it. Simple yet so profound

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche 11 років тому +5

    I always thought that the flowers I saw left at the side of the road/tied to a lamp post looked like crap, and was almost an insult to the person it was meant to commemorate.

  • @Chungoman83
    @Chungoman83 3 роки тому +22

    6:43 "You see this is the problem, everyone is looking for someone to blame".
    This is 2021 all over. He is not as stupid as people think.

    • @Joerdomorc
      @Joerdomorc 3 роки тому +2

      He doesn’t stop being a moron just because you happened to agree with the moron lol

    • @Zololololololotted
      @Zololololololotted 3 роки тому

      Bro u r so deep

  • @hilotakenaka
    @hilotakenaka 5 років тому +10

    Actually, there have been evidence suggesting that the builders of the pyramid were very well treated

    • @jimsaintruth4248
      @jimsaintruth4248 5 років тому +2

      The people building the pyramids were hired workers well compensated for their labours, they considered the building of the pyramids a great honour, greater even as when they died they would be buried next to the pyramids. Since to them the pharaoh was a god on earth this was a high honour.

    • @MDPToaster
      @MDPToaster 5 років тому

      Hilo Takenaka
      The guys who set the stones in place were well treated, the guys who actually fashioned the stones were slaves

  • @gbriank1
    @gbriank1 7 років тому +21

    I know Karl doesn't want to do another show, but we need it. Ricky was right. You can't make this stuff up.

  • @frostfiredirewolf8517
    @frostfiredirewolf8517 3 роки тому +7

    Karl might be the greatest example of Chaotic Neutral ever in real life.

  • @ItsMikeysMind
    @ItsMikeysMind 4 роки тому +12

    Kids' dad's now brain damaged.
    Karl: yeah it seems like he's some sort of numb-nut tbh.
    😄😄

  • @DaddyMorphosis
    @DaddyMorphosis Місяць тому +3

    Love that the animators thought cordon bleu was a fancy restaurant when it was actually a shit Manchester supermarket where Karl got stuck in a fucking puddle because he didn't to get his trainers wet.

  • @thepeacetimebookclub3029
    @thepeacetimebookclub3029 7 років тому +129

    In the first clip Karl is talking about wage slavery. Ricky was being too cynical.

    • @Gene_Cousineau
      @Gene_Cousineau 6 років тому +10

      + pyramid wasnt built by slaves

    • @veggie88
      @veggie88 6 років тому +3

      It doesn't matter if it's bad pay. It's fucking pay. Are you as dumb as Karl?

    • @greedosspeedo1464
      @greedosspeedo1464 6 років тому +33

      @@veggie88 in either case the person has no choice not to work. The slave will be punished and ultimately killed if they dont work, in a libertarian society if a worker chooses not to work they will ultimately starve to death.
      If a slave is given a choice of jobs to work, are they no longer a slave in your eyes?

    • @ufoash440
      @ufoash440 5 років тому +34

      Just came to the comments to say exactly this! Wage slavery might be less cruel than unwaged slavery, but there's still little choice and low quality of life for low-pay wage-slaves

    • @jonsegerros
      @jonsegerros 5 років тому +4

      Wage slavery isn't slavery and is a retarded term, sorry commie moron