Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Being politely held against your will has never been so relaxing!
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What is ASMR?
To me, ASMR is 2 things: a sensation and a medium (like music for example).
The sensation itself (ASMR) stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant.
ASMR videos, the medium, are not only meant to help induce the sensation or "tingles" in the viewer, but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. They often help those dealing with anxiety, stress, headaches, insomnia, mental health issues, concentrating, studying and more. It is quite therapeutic, for both the creator and recipient, which is not that much different than the mediums of music and painting, for example.
Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect. - Розваги
At the time of this comment he has kidnaped 1,371,055 people that he calls viewers. Someone stop this man!
No. Please dont!
Dylan McFaggins 😂
Kindnapped not kidnapped
@@dull_demon4717 kidnapped.
Schneider truck Kaluhiokalani kindnapped
When the kidnapper can't tranquilize you so he uses asmr instead
One more like and you'll be at 420
@@traedavies9718 One more like and they'll be at 111 past 420.
This needs more like
This would be sooo effective in the real world
Lmao
I prefer the term "Surprise adoption" but kidnapped works just as well.
Hmmm I wonder where I heard that before
@MrArtyFilms shuggr
Ayy
Lynx?
i have a shgurr addiction my parents are worried about me
Imagine having a kid walk in on his dad talking to a tied up camera and feeding it.
Lol
Walk on his dad? I’m sorry I don’t copy...
@@Angiesunshine13 Omg I didn't see that lol
* *
- Mom dad is a bannana
Auto correct I typed psycho?
Travis from Sask lmao wtf
You need to do an ASMR where you roleplay as a Captain of a pirate ship and we're one of your valuable crew mates. I think it would be awesome with gentle chains in the background, soft whispering and maybe some tapping on ancient artifacts we've plundered over the years with you explaining each artifact and how we came to come across it. You could even implement the sound of waves carefully brushing against the ship as we sail across the seas.
Agreed
yes
*leans in ear* *whispers* "ahoy matey, it be yer cap'n" "shiver me timbers, ye seem tired out from all that plundering today, what say ye to a bit of quiet sea shanties me harty?"
"I am dee captain now"
You should start a channel XD
With this man's calm composure he really gives off that sophisticated killer Vibe you know the one that'll tell you a nice story before chopping you up and putting you in a bag
Ted Bundy
Esteban Padro Minecraft police, Open Up!!!!
The killing method is called *Vibe Check*
@@thefearshark Watch him not even be joking and this ends up in a That Chapter video 2 years from now
That is my killing method and chase's shit no one mentioned psychopaths
i didnt even notice until 4 days after watching this video that the title is "kind napped" and not "kidnapped"...
Grace Mendoza you made me check😂😂
Grace Mendoza Same! I just now noticed that. 😂😂
Grace Mendoza I took me 6 months...it wasn’t until i saw this comment hat i realized
Grace Mendoza I thought it was a typo😂
I watched this several months ago and just noticed
I'VE BEEN EATING 10 SPOONS OF THIS RICE AND THE BOWL IS STILL FULL WHAT THE HECK
FR!!!!
B I G B O W L
Bshdjshdjsbshsbss
7th time saying this in my life...
Reverse psychology
Why did i find this so funny?
i wasn't done eating keep feeding me
I want a sandwich. Gimme.
Omg your pfp
PREEVYET M E
Your profile pic really matches your comment.
f e e d h i m
The Stockholm Syndrome is strong with this one
Rainbow77Girl "may the rice be with you"
Down
@@thehermit8618 ligma syndrome?
@@thehermit8618 LiMa bAllS
@@thehermit8618 appreciate it 🅱️
Rift is one of the most creative ASMRists in the history of ASMR.
You should give Goodnight Moon's Babblebrook Series a go if you're looking for other creative ASMRtists.
I think you mean he is the most
It’s pretty great when you can look up asmr and see,”holding up a chick-fil-a for your relaxation
PierreG ASMR
I'm a big fan of Jim asmr(there's some character I'm unfamiliar with that follows "Jim" in his channel name. I can't type it out but it should be the first channel when you search jim asmr)
He does cosplay and just a lot of general roleplay asmr that I enjoy. His costumes are always great in his videos
This should've been called "Stockholm Syndrome ASMR"
LMAO so true
E du svenne haha
Hmm, i guess so, i think kidnapping roleplay tho is better. Stockholms is an effect of what can happen tho, and it doubles when the kidnapper is handsome. Also.. majority of us females have it ( I think thats what it said anyways). I remember reading some study about it along time ago. 🤔.
ikr 😂😂wtf
Lol
At least take me out to dinner first
crowd oniwa 😂😂😂😂
He took you in to dinner
technically he gave you dinner
You are the dinner
You dinner
Then there’s me pretending I was kidnapped so I can avoid the fact that I have an essay to write still
Minty Bliss Legit
How did that go for you?
Haha, I can avoid study for an exam xD
That sounds like a very bad way to avoid an essay
Same
How tf do I keep getting myself kidnapped by different people🙄
kindnapped*
I know right... last month it was Pandora ASMR, before that Bluewhisper had only just rescued me from god knows who. It never ends.
+John Rivera No.
Daryl Cortez ikr
Daryl Cortez Yeah me too. First this craaazy Bitch Stephanie7whisper (she had me for a looooong time) then Bluewhisper and know this🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂
Me: Someone help me!
Er: I have rice
Me: 000ooohhh
Mood.
Carolyn Taylor I need dat rice
Me: Tf is in dat bowl?
ER: I have a bowl of rice.
Me: *I T ' S F R E E R E A L E S T A T E*
*l a t e r*
ER: You're quite hungry.
Me: Well you really haven't seen me at home because I eat like almost 2.5 bowls of ramen noodles and I am 11 years old. I know, I am a fatty.
Gabez_ Arena don’t give out your age online kid
I might of lied tho
did anyone else take forever to read it as "Kindnapped!" instead of "Kidnapped!"
The only reason i read it as kindnapped is becouse i was reading your comment😂
tricky :)
I didn't even noticed
that is what I thought it said to but I like it
I thought it was kidnapped
Him : you’ve been here for about 13, 14
Me in my head : minutes
Him : hours
WELP (:
96티파니 Yes though, I did that too
My dog most likely peed all over my couch by this point....
And my head is still bleeding proberly infected at this point
Me-"There's no way I can imagine myself kidnapped and be able to relax"
2 minutes later- 😪😪😴😴😴
Brandon Jeffers Hahaha
You weren't kidnapped... you were KINDnapped.
You have been proven wrong
@@BlueTheSquid KidNAPPED
@@crewman6141 KINDnapped
This dude can make a traumatic plane crash relaxing
9/11 ASMR
@@_Claire_05 omg haha
@@_Claire_05 I saw this and I thought: well... make a video on that... that beautiful comment
Malaysia flight 370 asmr
That would actually help people survive since relaxing can reduce injuries. Drunk people can get bashed in the head with an guitar and they'd be fine since they didn't tense up or brace for the impact.
ER: "Do you have a favorite sound?"
Me: "Bob Ross' voice"
ER: "Oh, interesting."
Griffin Kelly lel
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Rip Bob Ross
True. Rest in peace Bob Ross
Happy lil trees
Is it kidnapping if I chose to be here?
No, its stockholm syndrome. Good stockholm that is...
Yes. You chose to be there but he's not letting you go. That's still kidnapping.
it only kidnapping if your their by force and\or forced to stay.
No, its just a suprise slumber party!
Actually, it's a storm drain
The biggest satisfaction about this video is that it is exactly 1:00:00 long
TRAK but the thumbnail says 1:00:01
😔
TRAK BUT DA VIDEO ENDS THERE
Balanced as all life should be
AA L when I’m done, half of your tingles will still exist
@hey Michael vsauce fan here due to how google dose it removes 1 second due to the screen cuts to black then it hits that mark (like this 0.9 (it has to count down to fully 0 to do so
*Panic*
“You will eventually be let go, out of my hands”
*Calm*
“Off to a better place, where they all go when I’ve finished with them”
*PANIC*
on... on earth, this place is...
So do we rub the lotion into our skin or?..
+Brave Kate I just had my friend stop saying that reference. PLEASE STOP!!
RUB THE LOTION IN THE SKIN
Yes please
yes, or else we'll get the hose again
It does this whenever it's told.
'You'll be off to a better place'
Me: omfg guys he's gonna kill me
awwalexgirl36 awesome that’s exactly what I was thinking
'Where they all go when I'm through with them' BITCH RUN
Head of a thousand sheep's wool RUN BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUUN.
Nah he just sending us to the beach
Nah he just got a mansion for free and he givin you it
thank you for being so dedicated to us and always putting in the effort to provide us with great ASMR.
So many great vids coming from uncle e rn
who's uncle ern?
Uncle E. right now*
I just died on this thread
uncle ern 😂😂😂
With student loans i wouldn't mind being kidnapped right now
That's Rick Astleys SHOE
@@ashtonelder6781 OH DEAR GOD SOMEONE HELP
Is it just me or does the quality of the video make it look as though this is a video game scene?
A safe haven cut scene in the new resident evil
You picked the "bad" ending
honestly if someone did this to me I'd probably pay them or something if they didn't harm me at all
same
oh alright maybe we can plan something JK:P
same
I'm in
basically a ransom that you pay?
Who else is satisfied by the fact that the video is exactly 1:00:00 long
Not mobile users/android users
Shits 1:00:01
@ßweat Clan huh, it is for me. Maybe its android.
@ßweat Clan thank you, I made the songs myself
Hmm I've got an android it alos has 1:00:00
Me
My brain skipped over the “n” in the word “kiNdnapping”
Same oof
dang, this is like my 3rd time coming here and i never noticed it!
So you thought it was Kindapping
@@MaybeAsh07 Kindnappig
Wtfffffff
I didn't even see KINDnapper until he said it
I was about to ask who wants to fall asleep to being kidnapped but thanks
I didn't notice it until I read this comment!
holy cow.... this is craziness. it's like spell check.... FOR MY EYES. I see kindnapped and the ol' optical nerve is like "it says this word that I've never seen before... ears what's he saying?" ears are like "he's kidnapped us, weird but I'm not judging" optics respond with "yup, guys it says kidnapped" brains like "k got it"
Mhmm
MrLuc12367 same
there's no doubt about it, ephemeral rift is an artist. absolutely cannot say he's not great at his craft
Agreed, I've been watching/falling asleep to his videos for a few years now. Free therapy :)
Thanks rift.
Or his "lovecraft" perhaps?
Me:holyshit
ER:water and cheap rice
Me:okay
Big chungus big chungus big chungus big chungus
*Next episode of ASMR*
Relaxing with a murderer [ASMR] GONE WRONG
Cops called?
[GONE KINDNAPPED]
GONE SEXUAL IN THE HOOD COPS CALLED WARNING EXTREME GRAPHIC TINGLES?
I actually want to see that - a serial killer who spares you his wrath for an ASMR session would be trippy, but really cool!
at the end he accidentally kills you because that's all he knows how to do
I fell asleep while watching this and had a dream i was kid napped and that this was playing in the backround while i was getting beat up.
I think you need to talk with your therapist...
wtf boludo pegaste terrible mal viaje
@@focalpoint._ 😂
Oh noooooo xD
How you gonna drop the "better place" line then expect me to want your rice
P.s I still ate it
@@0xiah LUL
Rift: "Where they all go when I'm done with them?"
Me: Wisconson?
**no answer**
Me: Fiji?
**still no answer**
Me: It's Fiji isn't it?
this is so funny
Wisconsin***
Blue Bird When Rift said that I was like welp he’s going to try to kill me 😂
Unederated comment
That one place from read dead redemption 2 that became a meme but i can't remember the name someone please correct me so i can edit this comment so i can do a funny please
This character is a perfect example of a psychopath he is very charming and he doesnt seem to have much emotion its like he is building up to doing harm to you when you trust him thats what i was thinking but it has made me tired at 6am so now i can sleep.
Woa u watch ted Bundy too😂
@@emiliolepe9292 but it is a perfect example of what to do when you kidnap. Get them to trust you and don't hurt the person out right, do that later.
Broken trust adds on to the pain.
@@dull_demon4717 those are some fax there or them making them believe that them hurting them is their own fault
@@emiliolepe9292 exactly
Dull_Demon47 either way kidnapping is an unacceptable thing. Something keen to remember.
*is almost asleep*
WEAR WHAT YOU WANT WITH TAMPAX PEARL
Adblockers help out with that
Lmao rip
💀
Shadow Bunny yea I'm about to sleep lmao
Alexandru Goga well yeah if you use it to plug your nose
I kinda napped after this.
ARE MY PUNS WORTHY MASTER RIFT
You sure "stole" the show with that
jeez, what a kidder
lel
Boooooooooo. Get off the stage bummy
wow, what an ephemeral DRIFT haha ...hah..
I’d like to imagine that he really does mean well and is like someone who deprograms people who get brainwashed by cults
Maybe were one of the people who were involved in Professor Clemmon’s ritual of summoning Kevin “Cthulhu” and he’s helping us get through the trauma?
If you watch the whole way thru, he's actually in cahoots with the Sanitarium and is providing them with patients by kidnapping them and taking them there :)
Yes I like that much better than what I originally thought it was
@@focalpoint._
That’s a cool way to look at it
son: mummy where's daddy
mother: he's in the basement tying up a camera and talking as if it is a person
Who are you to assume he has a child
@@oneflappyboi3375 well he is a dad
BUT IT GIVES US MONEY SON!
LoL
Hayden Marshall
Where's *_DADDY_*
"Here in my garage"
C r i n g e.
How is that cringe? I see this term used so often it's starting to lose its meaning, fuck off.
i always make sure i tingle at least once a day, i just keep the hostages to remind me why i tingle
+Stas Twinkleton
What about the Here in my Garage? It's so old, and it became viral because the line was so cringey and cheesy. Some people just spam what others say and don't even know what they're actually doing.
Thorn , The Nerfed Looks like someone isn't in their garage.
UA-cam gave me a sponsored ad for duct tape and rope...
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ WOW that's really nice what a coincidence
S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶ sure jan
X'Elias of Rivia 👌
Oh no
My god It knows..
5:37
*water hits the floor*
ER: "oops"
lol
Him: sorry, it's probably your first encounter with chloroform
Me: well no shit 😊
Sammy's_Space I'm SHOOK,the second that I read your comment,that part instantly came up😨
Fun fact,not my first encounter with chloroform
@@catwithtwohandfeetwalkingi4394 I am worried about you sir.
Ikr
C Wil Gaming ikr
Ah~
Nothing beats falling asleep to being politely held against your will by a stranger 😊
It's not about the setting, it's about the ssssooouuunnndddsss.........
SSSSSSOOOOOOUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSS ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
Damn right 👅💦
BTSTrash Bill Cosby ain't got shit on E.R😂
BTSTrash BTS! !!
Why isn't this man a full-time actor
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
yeah
ER: hello you have been kindnaped
Me: LET ME GO
(1 hour latter)
ER: well i'm going to let you go. good luck out there.
Me: i don't want to go im staying. WISPER MORE!
*the man is letting you go and you’re being rude, do you want him to get the shotgun?*
@@focalpoint._ I bet it has the best suppressor up to date
Not even a response. Cmon' that was a good one!
@@CBCsolar that was good
@@CBCsolar IT WAS AMAZING
If you're reading this comment, you're reading this comment.
Lmao
lololol
How did you know?
*places tape over all cameras in my house hides in a pillow fort* safe in here...from their knowing ways...
THE 4TH WALL HAS BEEN BROKEN
"I'm not going to hurt you"
Aw darn
Same dude
Uh Oh Spaghetti-os hol up
okay but same
You masochistic fuck
@@chaingigan7545 do you know what jokes are, or do bowling balls like you not have a brain, and thus no sense of humor?
We are number one but every time they say "one" he offers more rice
KlauSoVK perfect comment
Gavin Kennedy THROW IT ON HIM, NOT ME!
@@sinnamonroll9289 ugh let's try something else
RICE PLZ
@@UltimateShow860 you were the chosen one, you were supposed to continue the meme
Him: you are probably in one of the most safest places you’ve ever been.
Me: ummm ehm ehm excuse me it looks like you’ve got a lot of weapons behind you
Tools aren't intrinsically weapons, they can be used as weapons but they aren't really.
YourMomsAFurry Yeah-
nah bruv he just imagenativery
@@yourmomsafurry1971 why is your mom a furry
Just paper cups don't worry
What if someone walks in on him feeding a camera rice and water
Samantha Blaisdell lmao
Samantha Blaisdell, as he casually rubs a small circular cloth over the camera
Son: Mom where's dad?
Mom: he's in the garage feeing a camera some rice and water
how tf do you "feed water"
Simply explain that you were casually whispering into a microphone so people have orgasms in their heads and spinal columns.
I bet he looks crazy feeding rice to a camera
Because cross dressing as a creepy masked woman, making clicking sounds at the camera doesn't look crazy..
Touché
em c Of course not. Why would it?
Numbr81, Because..Offering it a glass of water isn't?
em c's comment was fine, but Pigeon ... yours is stupid.
I watched this video last night and I had a dream that I was being kid napped and let me just tell you it wasn't as sweet and gentle as this
HailieMay 00 yikes
God forbid
It would BE asmr vid
Gives you food and drinks
Reality
BEATS YOU UP
HailieMay 00 what was it like
Well it is kindnapped
"sorry, it's probably your first encounter with chloroform"
you underestimate my kinkiness
I can admit-
How would you even use chloroform for a kink
@@xThat1Guyxx yes
Kya , judging by your pfp I say you’re about, hmmmmm... 14 maybe 15.
Striker , idk just something I do when I’m sleep drunk at 12 am
why did i trust him with that water, i fell asleep right after he gave it to me...😳
Its Crazychicktho! You got Cosby'd fam
Its Crazychicktho! It's the fluoride
you should DEFINITELY do a roleplay of Joel from the last of us!!!
I plan on it.
REALLY?!?
that'd be great if you were to do that uncle E
this guy seems like one of the fucked up untruth worthy guys from The Walking Dead season 6 with the W on their forehead.
Oh lord yes.
I feel like this guy would be a good actor
Will K. Yup
Julian Sure he does
Will K. Q
Will K. Yeah
Since he gets paid to act, isnt he an actor?
Next video will be about medieval torture, but ASMR.
Not a bad idea!
YourMomsAFurry no,she is not,she’s a weeb asshole
@Noah Tate Not to be rude but do you understand the idea of sarcasm?
@Noah Tate I am going to assume you're a kid by the way you're typing so I'm not gonna get aggressive here,all I'm gonna say is that even text on a screen can have a tone,depends on the context.
Ashez II I understand why you think they are a kid but why say that when your one yourself. I listened to your video so you can’t really argue there.
This guy kidnapped me from GentleWhispering. MARIA?! MARIA WHERE ARE YOU?!
This isn't a hate comment btw
I love Maria ! But this guy is great
Happy meal
Happy Meal I’m right here😂
Happy Meal I hate Maria
"You'll reach your final destination. Not that one tho... " I lol'd, nearly asleep.
19:31
I L O L ‘ D
For the pill part you should've pulled out the flinstones vitamins
I sexually identify as the scene selection menu of the bee movie.
Lol
Now you made me wonder what's on that menu...
Haven't heard that one before, good one!
I know someone who sexually identifies as an Attack Helicopter.
I sexually identify as one of tony romo's back bones
wow, the most friendly and respectable kidnapper I've ever meet. could you napp me all least ounce a week so I can get a break from my family lol
that's why the title is KINDnapped
you've met other kidnappers?
no but i have common sense
Spocklee You put commas and periods just to still spell met wrong
😂😂😂😂when you livin in a spanish family😂😂
"I'm not the richest guy"...meanwhile, owns a plague mask, gas lamp, a sickle and all sorts of antiques, plus he bought a life size Xenomorph egg.
Why did you say my first name?
Where do you see a xenomorph egg?
@@UltimateShow860 that is part of his name, 4 months ago is actually when he commented
@@UltimateShow860 You have much to learn my apprentice!
*casually sneaks in*
Him: this is probably your first encounter with chloroform.
Me: no shit Sherlock.
noscxped x Me: This is probably a stolen comment.
Uno reverse card
keep digging watson
You can see how high quality ERs videos have by simply looking at his beard. I can see every hair on that chin
Yeah, and that's not just because of some sharpening effect like in many others ASMR videos. His setup is actually good.
Do you guys happen to know what camera he uses?
my best guess would be a Panasonic or Sony mirrorless, but it could also be a DSLR. He's definitely using some decent photography lenses and that's what matters. But it's also a lot about how well he's lighting the scenes. Proper lighting goes a long way and is arguably a lot more important than the camera you're using.
Do you see every beard hair, or does every beard hair see you? :o
PanzerJuice Mind=Blown
Bet u didnt notice the title says "kindnapped" and not "Kidnapped"....
Took me 13 minutes to figure it out i want my like
woah..
Jacqueline Day
you got your like
Jacqueline Day when you scroll all the way up to make sure thats what it actually said
Jacqueline Day you also got your like
Jon C. Try a year. I just figured it out
When "kind" still means kid in your language.
Dutch?
lol
German?
𝕀 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕙𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪-𝕤𝕚𝕫𝕖 𝕓𝕒𝕘 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕦𝕡 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕒𝕤𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕚𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕨𝕒𝕣𝕞 𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕜. German. Don't be a dickwad.
System 2194 Dutch, nice try tho.
This man actually has very good acting skills in this kinda situation and says everything as if he has been in it before, I am guessing it is mostly improv and I am amazed at his skills, this man genuinely could get some kinda roll as a actor, not a high level Robert Downey Jr. but a good b movie pick
I think he makes a script
RDK cant act that good 😅
@@TheMoDoDragon he said before it's 99% improv
@@vampy5071 rdj can't act that good? RDJ CAN'T ACT THAT GOOD!?!
Oh Vampy, I thought we are friends. how could you betray me like that?
*cries in fangirl*
Sorry for being cringe it is like 4 am and my brain feels like it's been melted
When you're trying to figure out if the background noise is in the video or IRL
so you go around, kid napping people, getting them down as balls on sedatives, and bringing them to your basement where you feed them from a magic infinitely filled rice bowl.......eh not the worst hobby.
Trustworthy Traitor he puts the spoon and bowl up to the screen then dumps the rice back in the bowl. Kinda smart, huh?
Idk if this is relevant or not, but damn you've got some good looking eyes.
Dude that’s so random
But so true
It is SO relevant.
I can imagine a scene where the sedative doesn't work or he forgot it or it wore off too soon and the protagonist starts to get loose and he says in a calm asmr voice "Oh shit." And tip toes out briskly and with a slight hunch like he's running up some stairs and is trying to be quiet.
deltaduxdan lmao this made my night
Kono dio da!
Like who stirs their rice with so much concentration
James Baker chef’s
Asmrist trying to give dem *TiNgLeS*
*Slowly raises hand*
Someone trying not to spill rice on the floor
Thomas does
Uncle E is oddly good at playing convincing characters.
side when is this Chanel called "uncle e"
fans have been calling him uncle E for years lol
William Anuschomper Dude why do u have that picture??
Misterio probably he likes mayhem
I know it is very off topic, but i love the wooden bowl and wooden spoon. The sounds they make are so much more calming than a metal spoon and a clay/or whatever they use. (i hate the clinking sound it makes)
Arf
Kole Jackson I for one agree with you I absolutely love the sound of the bowl sound that's what I fell asleep to it was very peaceful
Agreed.... the wooden spoon and bowl are way better
I personally like clinking- as long as it’s not too loud
I agree fully!
I am creeped out but in a very relaxing way.
Your not the only one. I was honestly a little terrified at the beginning.
Hey E.R. ! You should do another "Death" video called a brush with death! And it's a brushing video.
I love Death. Best video
+DeathRules I love them too, rip Chuck.
Clever! Haha
I'd be too busy headbanging
How amazed are you it actually happened 😱
Boy do I like rice.
The Creator FeEd Me RiCe
KbugzS _yea so you can become a ricer._
*JOKE*
Just plain fucking white rice. Really filling. Yummy, yum, yum
I like rice with beans ;-; I dont fucking know why.
Okay, if you’re gonna kindnap me then I’d like something better than microwave rice, like get me some KFC, I want fried chicken, this is a message to all the kidnappers out there, pamper your victim, it should be like some sort of courtesy that all kidnappers are held to...
Brotato Chip73 Braums. I'd totally get in a kidnap van for a Braums chicken sandwich.
Brotato Chip73
*THE MAN CAN’T AFFORD KFC, HE’S BEING POLITE AND SO SHOULD YOU, YOU GREEDY BASTARD*
@@focalpoint._ r/wooooooooshhhh
David UwU Misplaced wooosh, and you didn’t get his joke, so basically you r/wooosh-ed yourself
Or at least make it cheesy rice. Cheesy rice is the best
If I got kidnapped by this man when he releases me I would stay, I find him delightful.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is a perfect example of the effects of S t o c k h o l m S y n d r o m e
Stockholme syndrome pog
@@wren5962 lol
Should I be relaxed or tense in this situation?
Why not both
Diamond xDragons well its an ASMR video so most likely relaxed, I'd imagine
Melissa jajajajaja 🌮🌮🌮
Diamond xDragons yes.
Diamond xDragons, I was thinking the same thing!
Thomas: you've been here 13, 14 hours.
Me: no I've been here for about 4 minutes.
"It's just a little hydrogen oxide"
Me: WELL AT LEAST ITS NOT HYDROGEN MONOXIDE
The Creator I think he said Peroxide...
Hell I need Benzoyl peroxide.
Fuk gemme nitrogen and oxygen
Water is hydrogen dioxide... also i think that tritium is probably much more dangerous than hydrogen monoxide?
The Creator or hydrogen peroxide
"That was probably your first encounter with chloroform...as well as maybe the pavement." That actually sounds like a bad ass John Wick type movie quote
Is it bad that I'd actually *LIKE* to be kidnapped by someone like this than be at home? lmao
ShadowScytheArmstrong probably.
Honestly, me. I wouldn’t have to go to school from then on
ShadowScytheArmstrong STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
Nah
@@kristenjustkristen9462 it's a comment chill bruh
u know this is the best kidnapping video ive seen so far in a way. the other kidnapping videos ive seen still creep me out lol
some get tingly when creeped LOL
Kindnap*
repunzel ASMR has kidnapping videos that alot of people like. if your curious.
Rift giving me some serious Stockholm Syndrome right now.
"I'm sort of sorry about all of this, but its for your own good."
Man just say "Sorry-not-sorry" like everybody else!
Hello, I'm Thomas, Thomas the tank engine
DizzyArt ARMYYYYY
No
The thermonuclear bomb
Uqly Art your gonna get tapped on RUN
All u need is the tank body now
Did anyone else notice how salty he was when he said: "All the ones that leave me"? I felt bad for him.
An1m3Fr3ak
I like this comment. But its at 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it.
Ya Yeet same..
Take your feelings, and
*Closes eyes*
Me: Zzzzzz...
5 seconds later.
COME TO OUR STEAKHOUSE AND GET AN ANAZING DEAL ON ANY KIND OF SIRLOIN STEAK!
Me: WTF!
(Well, at least I still got sleep, but seriously though, Why Ads?)
Which ad is promoting something in real life every ad is just some clickbait mobile game ad
@@grxh6633 I got an ad about calm (a game app) on an ASMR video. Like, mate. I'm already on a good video about sleeping so why SHOVE YOUR FREAKIN' AD ABOUT RELAXING WHEN *IM ALREADY RELAXING TO THIIIIIIIIII---*
That's why I'm glad that my local Mastercard probider, gives people a lot of gifts if you pay your credit card bills in time.
I got a 1 year free UA-cam Premium subscription on February 😅
@@CBCsolar calm is an app that has basically asmr with stories and other things to help you fall asleep, not games.
@@nick9115 You know what I meant. Shush.
this turned from kidnapping to therapy session real quick lmao
Random comment, but has anybody noticed that there are hardly any black ASMR artists? Weird.
jep I did
theres not enough time to steal bikes AND do asmr
^pretty racist .
+Alvero ramerez, how is that racist? it's just an observation.
Stocking Anarchy yeah thanks
Next video - Relaxing with Abu Al Baghdadi
LOL LOL LOL great idea
Relaxing with osama bin laden
Tony Bamanaboni LOL yeah, in hell, flame effects, etc
Osama's in heaven //:
I don't know how to feel about this...