From Description (the escalation of these time stamps is so funny to me): 00:00:00 Introductions 00:06:23 A hot cuppa tea 00:14:40 Some background 00:20:03 Serenity Journal 00:43:00 Leather gloves 00:48:00 Double-bit axe 00:53:18 Steel chain 00:58:00 40 gallon trash bags 01:03:30 Buck knife
I guarantee more than half of his videos get de-monitised... Yet here he is making over an hour long videos for us every other day.. Uncle E is a goddamn hero.....
@@kan7214Woooosh. Missed the joke. The joke is with the person's username being barrack obama. He'd have a sleep over with trump and elon. Second of all, have you seen the litigation surrounding trump and the classified documents? He's a moron. You'd have to do some mental gymnastics to avoid seeing trump's absolute idiocy.
I love the dedication to atmosphere here, with the stark lighting, soft vignette and slight dutch angle creating the slightly unsettling feel without it being oppressively obvious and intrusive. Beautifully shot!
Wouldn’t you know, I was just watching “The Package Finale” with Corvus when this notification popped up. I went from relaxing with a plague doctor to relaxing with a serial killer. Just a normal Thursday with Rift!
ER: which marker should we use. What color? ME: Blue! Blue is my favorite color! I lo. ER: NOT BLUE * puts it away* not feeling blue today. Me: oh..o-okay.
Creature Plays Games I'm pretty sure that's blue light your referring to which is projected by phones so technically visual triggers shouldn't be very effective
I turned off my light before loading up this video, then immediately tried to do it again *after* loading the video, which turned my light back on. Truly my intellect is to be feared.
Its just amazing how good you are at this. Its very hard to have a conversation with someone who isnt really there and still make it sound like youre actually having a conversation with someone. At the start when this «Thomas» is brought up, when you do that little giggle ish sound and then follow up with «no... its nothing, I just don’t agree with his style...». That’s a very good example. Most of those youtubers who do this kind of thing that i have seen often doesnt give the person they’re talking to time to answer the questions they are asked, but rift do and it just makes the experience so much better. Keep doing what you’re doing, man!
Whoa hey now what in the world? So I'm watching you put the Tea Bag into the cup and I realized: you're like sitting at a roughly 30 degree angle from the floor. Should I be surprised by this? Am I the only one who noticed?
Hey ephemeral rift thanks for making videos more often, really helps me sleep. I was thinking that a cool idea could be “life of” where we get to see what the doctors do around the sanitarium between helping patients and maybe get to see treatment from a doctors point of view. you probably won’t do anything with this but if you see this have a nice day!
Man those tingles where...killer!You...SLAYED this video. The sounds are to... die for! You really... murdered my insomnia!The effort put into this is....BLOODY great! Ok...I’m done.....WHEN I’M DEAD!
It would be great if the insomnia killer did a collaboration with any of the other characters you mentioned in the video. (If one of those characters is portrayed by phoenician sailor it would make a great concept for a video)
'I know I should have probably put the teabag in first. But I was never one for following the rules' ✋🏻Oh look out everybody, we got a gangster here 🤚🏻
Anyone notice that he's voice and cadence is different here? He usually does a few different voices for all his characters and has a certain tone. This one is completely new and I like it
![Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/qUhwLs8qP1I/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kindnapped! [ ASMR ]](/img/tr.png)
I'll be honest, the fact that he brought us a blanket warmed my heart
If someone would give me a blanket before lodging an axe in my forhead I would consider him a doubly kind person
And now your body also
My man actually DOES care for us, no one has ever done that 😢.
I still felt like i wad gon get resevoir doged but if mr blonde was my grandmama
that's probably all the blood leaking from it, lol
This man will never run out of ideas.
Shrek McDonalds Toy Review ASMR?
No, he'll simply rise out of the ashes of his old dead body and start anew.
@@bobbysagettheskrub6726 reviews ashes for asmt
He is not a man....
He is our god
@@darthvader7783 so never
keemstar is enjoying some asmr in the background as well
NeonBlu$ hehe
LETS GET RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT TO THE NEEEEEEEEEEEWS!!!
Hehe
That’s such a ducking old thing
WHAT WE DO HERE IS GO BACK BACk BAck Back
Normally you would say frequent content = less quality but damn, that is high quality and frequent uploads. Really appreciate it!
A Nightmare on Rift Street
PubsUnited yesssss
Top comment for me. Needs 1.000 likes.
PubsUnited kudos good sir.
PubsUnited Iiiiiii
A Rift-mare On Ehemeral-Street.
From Description (the escalation of these time stamps is so funny to me):
00:00:00 Introductions
00:06:23 A hot cuppa tea
00:14:40 Some background
00:20:03 Serenity Journal
00:43:00 Leather gloves
00:48:00 Double-bit axe
00:53:18 Steel chain
00:58:00 40 gallon trash bags
01:03:30 Buck knife
06:08:45 Atomic Bomb
Holy that was fast.
Thanks daddy.
That ending, though. That was like the best mid-credits scene ever! :D
unorigiNell sadfrdfff
I guarantee more than half of his videos get de-monitised... Yet here he is making over an hour long videos for us every other day..
Uncle E is a goddamn hero.....
Enda Gallagher Why would they get demonetized?
Oh wait, I just remembered. There doesn't have to be a reason. They can just do it.
Flevir, the Dragon Romper cause fuk u that’s why
@@davidclout6286 shut up bro UA-cam demonizing sucks stop being a jerk go be a jerk to someone else
@@skittles8701 r/whoosh
@@davidclout6286 I get it🧛
11:57
“so I can kill your insomnia.”
“Sir please, it’s all I have left.”
I've known this man for a few minutes and hes already given me more blankets than my homie when I'm over for a sleepover
President does Trump and Elon got you sleeping on the floor
@@uniquepolicy4732 Obama*
@@kan7214Woooosh. Missed the joke. The joke is with the person's username being barrack obama. He'd have a sleep over with trump and elon.
Second of all, have you seen the litigation surrounding trump and the classified documents? He's a moron. You'd have to do some mental gymnastics to avoid seeing trump's absolute idiocy.
Please stop publishing videos during the day my finals are coming I can’t afford to take naps anymore
I did this during a final and in the middle of 30 people fell out of my chair basically dead
YT_PoliceForce whta
How'd they go?
YT_PoliceForce finaller nasıl geçti :d
aradan iki yıl geçti en azından kazandın mı abi :D
You are one of the only youtubers, whose videos are always good. Every video from you is so relaxing and high quality, you deserve more subscribers!
Chrysalis Maria Gwyndolin Zelda Claire von Itzstein
Forgotten weapons and Primitive technology are the only other 'always awesome' channels I know.
Nikolas
Yes. I too love gun Jesus and shirtless dirt man.
He's made it to 1 Million subs so this comments goal has been fulfilled
Jack The Rifter.
Adolf riftler
Jᴜɴɢʟɪ Mᴏɴᴋᴇʏ I guarantee that will happen eventually
James Rift
I can only think of this for Raiden. Jack the Rifter, whispering because it's a stealth mission.
Stroking with RIGOR.
I love the dedication to atmosphere here, with the stark lighting, soft vignette and slight dutch angle creating the slightly unsettling feel without it being oppressively obvious and intrusive. Beautifully shot!
Damn it, I got kidnapped again!
It's kindapped
No because it was kind of scary and I don't think I'm going home this time...
You too
junomcguff I can't help but realize this happens to me a lot.
WHY COULDNT WE GET KINDNAPPED AGAIN!!!
Judging from the time stamps I really don't know if it's the insomnia being killed or me.
Tang Terry Well, If you're killed, your insomnia is killed too
What do you mean? :0
2 birds with one stone as it were o_o
*nice*
Lucas Palseon People die when they are killed.
Wouldn’t you know, I was just watching “The Package Finale” with Corvus when this notification popped up. I went from relaxing with a plague doctor to relaxing with a serial killer. Just a normal Thursday with Rift!
can you just imagine how calmingly chaotic it would be living in this man’s head 24/7
ER: which marker should we use. What color?
ME: Blue! Blue is my favorite color! I lo.
ER: NOT BLUE * puts it away* not feeling blue today.
Me: oh..o-okay.
Ana TheGreek Blue light reduced the amount of sleep hormones in your brain. The less blue, the better
Creature Plays Games thats nice to know, thank you!
Creature Plays Games I'm pretty sure that's blue light your referring to which is projected by phones so technically visual triggers shouldn't be very effective
BLUE, I love blue, it’s my all time favourite colour and forever will be
Magenta
I love the setting! Shout out to the dwarf :D Insomnia is like this performance... you killed it.
Morvoice ASMR that's a gnome you uncultured swine
assassinxex uhh... His name is Wilbert... actually.
Ivan Ivanov Could be The Boss
Morvoice ASMR I like how the camera is tilted at a slight angle :3
damn.. my bad
I know you say you're letting your inner child out when you make this but what kind of inner child like this?!
Me
I feel attacked
The Pint-Sized Slasher
Credit to your acting Uncle E ! Every time I watch one of your videos I forget its actually you and not the character you are portraying !
*heh E*
Insomnia Killer: *talks trash on "Thomas"*
Me: OI! You stop dat, thom Is a good man and at least he don't spook me!
You always have the perfect lighting
It’s so calming
The Thomas he refers too is the kidnapper from his Kindnapped video, guess their in the same line of business
Killing the insomnia is God’s work man
"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"
Insomnia killer.
ASMRist
@Kendra Tatum ??? What is acter
lol same except for the insomnia part lol i LOVE killing
Mech57 now wait a minute.
PERIODDD
He just DOESN'T run out of ideas...it's below him or something.
I thought the plastic you were covering everything in was a reference to Dexter when he sets up his kill room
Omg I needed this. It's currently 5:30 am and my second night without sleep this week
This is freakin grrrrreat!!! Brilliancy!!!
I will rewatch this a lot, thanks⛓❤️⛓
I turned off my light before loading up this video, then immediately tried to do it again *after* loading the video, which turned my light back on.
Truly my intellect is to be feared.
Haha jokes on you I’m already dead inside
@@loganbrickland6950 you mean 👊😭
You’re not insomnia either
hahahahaaaa
nobody asked
@@urmuddah3689 nobody asked for you to say that nobody asked for a comment that 145 people found funny. 👍
Achievement unlocked: Mood killer: make someone go from having a bad day to a good day
Kill my insomnia So Hard.
I'm skipping pizza for this. That's dedication.
Was the sacrifice worthwhile? We really must know.
@@eanschaan9392 For Rift, all sacrifices are worth while.
Praise!
You deserve alot more subs and views for the amount of effort and dedication you put into your videos. You're definitely my favorite asmrist.
When he started pouring the tea, I didn’t know what to expect considering the channel, would there be tea, invisible tea, sand, or what?
"What is your favorite meal?"
I like to eat the brown part of the banana.
"Sounds delicious. I might just have to cook that myself for the family."
Truly genious! From the Cover up plastic to the crinkly jacket you are using. Just relaxing sounds all the way😁
I appreciate all the quality videos you make, Rift. I also appreciate the fact that you don't use click-baity, buzzword-heavy titles.
11:40 “everything I do here is to get you into a very calm state so that I can KILL.......
your insomnia.”
Fucking woke me up
i didn't realize how angled the shot was until you lifted the mug of tea, but damn did it add to the super creepy ambiance
As a British person, the teabag routine was an absolute travesty; how can I tingle while being so infuriated
I appreciate the kinds of coats you pick out for these videos, really adds to the sound
*O H F U C K*
during the marker part i was just like "PURPLE PURPLE PURPLE" i was so happy haha
Its just amazing how good you are at this. Its very hard to have a conversation with someone who isnt really there and still make it sound like youre actually having a conversation with someone.
At the start when this «Thomas» is brought up, when you do that little giggle ish sound and then follow up with «no... its nothing, I just don’t agree with his style...». That’s a very good example. Most of those youtubers who do this kind of thing that i have seen often doesnt give the person they’re talking to time to answer the questions they are asked, but rift do and it just makes the experience so much better.
Keep doing what you’re doing, man!
Please do some more teabag tapping! It’s one of the best sounds I’ve ever heard! Well, apart from soothing, amazing voice that is.
Love you ER!!
I woke up halfway through the video and I jumped out of my skin when I saw him holding an axe 😂😂
I never watch his videos to relax. It's the story that draws me in.
I remember my first tea bagging. Fond memories.
Your creativity never ceases to amaze me
Some of these videos blew up and others didn’t and I’m disappointed that people don’t follow him because all of his content is fantastic
It might be 2 years later but damn this guy is good. Thanks for everything Uncle E
This guy is so consistent with his "lore". Theres actualy a video from 2016 about a Thomas that kidnapps you
"Kindnapps" you
@@nickbrandt2915 ah, my bad :p
I love how all his videos are in the same universe
I Really Should Be Doing Work, But I'm So Relaxed
This is awesome! Keep up the awesome work Rift!
Whoa hey now what in the world? So I'm watching you put the Tea Bag into the cup and I realized: you're like sitting at a roughly 30 degree angle from the floor. Should I be surprised by this? Am I the only one who noticed?
Nevermind. It's only the camera that's tilted. But you tilted your head to match the camera. Barely noticed.
Yeah I noticed it too
dame 1 hour and no ads this guy is so smart at ASMR and everything
48:00 HERE'S EPHEMERAL!!!
This channel is so weird and random
AND I LOVE IT
He's trying to hypnotize us to fall asleep with the phone on our lap overheating and the after effects is your good old burnt down house
Hey ephemeral rift thanks for making videos more often, really helps me sleep. I was thinking that a cool idea could be “life of” where we get to see what the doctors do around the sanitarium between helping patients and maybe get to see treatment from a doctors point of view. you probably won’t do anything with this but if you see this have a nice day!
Man those tingles where...killer!You...SLAYED this video. The sounds are to... die for! You really... murdered my insomnia!The effort put into this is....BLOODY great! Ok...I’m done.....WHEN I’M DEAD!
Reaper Of Bloo You are such....a HACK! ;)
Human skin makes for weak leather
this make a me want to COMMIT
You'd make a great dad with those fucking puns 😂😂
Crom Ov Hyboria I agree human skin does make for terrible leather.
Ephem is the KING of quality sleep asmr😃
It would be great if the insomnia killer did a collaboration with any of the other characters you mentioned in the video. (If one of those characters is portrayed by phoenician sailor it would make a great concept for a video)
I don’t know what it is about this video, but I can never stay awake for longer than ten minutes once I put it on. Truly an insomnia killer
6:32: I don’t need tea, I need to capture the avatar!!!
2 years later and that gnome still scares the ever loving crap out of me at 5:00am 😂
It's hard not to click on a new ER video.
It keeps getting better and better. Thank you E.R
Here in my garage. Just bought this new Lamborghini
Justin H wohoo a dead meme... I think its still funny though
But you know what I like more than my brand new Lamborghini?
he already made that video
Bookmulch Forthegame, knawla- Bleach
Justin H V A N N O S
He is the reason why im always watching asmr
A time to distress... de-stress.
ER you are the Best even now x years later, this is still super nice :D
'I know I should have probably put the teabag in first. But I was never one for following the rules'
✋🏻Oh look out everybody, we got a gangster here 🤚🏻
Yeah, he probably sneaks his own food in the cinema
HELP THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING THIS IS THE MOVEMENT
Would love to see you do a Stranger Things asmr. Something in Hawkins Lab maybe...?
Rocket Girl yes. An 80s themed asmr
You don’t it
Y
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Anyone notice that he's voice and cadence is different here? He usually does a few different voices for all his characters and has a certain tone. This one is completely new and I like it
13:30 "let me just"
*rips off duct tape*
"Remove that"
Nothing else eases my insomnia like some asmr, thnx uncle rift
me: i’m just here for asmr
me later in the video: i’m now in it for the plot
that moment you really need to sleep but the plot of the video is so cool, so you try to watch it and end up sleeping anyway
Who else is planning on looking intensely at that gnome till it moves
Me I have the entire time it's strange because the light is shining on it too
Me to
1:06:23 OMG IT MOVED!!!!
You smell
😂 you got me
Truly the ASMR God , just keep blessing us with your videos
*oh hi there*
Tang Terry *OH HI MARK*
Hello there.
I love you (Dr Corvus is my fave character)! How do you not have a million subs!
That's one spooky-ass gnome
I like those 'antiques ' in the back
DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE ENDING
0:47
Me:Thomas???
IK: No I’m the insomnia killer.
Me:ok
thumbnail alone is a work of art
Man... i want to sleep but now i have the song of faithless stuck in my head
wow! Love seeing all these asmr collabs on youtube! never thought he'd make one with Keemstar tho :0
My favorite helpful murderer...
Mike's Pizzaria
Man i love that tea bag crinkles!
Damn I really need to stop getting kidnapped because of my sleep habits.
Thank you so much. I needed this. I haven't been able to get more than 1 hour of sleep at night for months.
We Are the Future.
dexter inspired outfit and room cover?
guatavo rocque i was thinking that the whole time
Na
Throughout the entire part with the knife, I was laughing nervously
Very nice
This was one if the first videos I found ER on over like 2 years ago