Vault 31: Where the inhabitants were made to wear shockcollars that would tazer anyone who yelled or otherwise spoke loudly. We here at Vault-tec theorise that the dosile nature that we promote, will help establish the foundasion for a futre based on civil discorce. Conclusion: The experiment was a great sucess. We find that the inhabitants came to share a relaxed mindset.
Too bad the band of raiders that was there when they opened the gate didn't agree too sit down and talk... Also fun fact. Turns out the shock collars will activate if someone with out a collar is in the middle of psycho fuelled screaming. My neck still hurts
I have yet to watch. Also if what you are saying is true, I can’t remember if vault 31 is a vault from the video game, or one I made up. If the latter quite the coincidence!
Dweller: "why am I whispering you ask?" Me: "because Vault Tec are a bunch of psychos so there is probably something that will detonate or poisonous gas will start spilling out of vents if you speak above a certain decibel." Dweller: "......... yes."
@@Fun_Games_87104 After Vault 11, literally everything is possible. If they didn't stop at that, then they wouldn't stop at killing the dwellers if they spoke above an certain decibel.
31:39 "I don't have blood pressure equipment, but if you'd like to go out there and find me some, I'd reward you with some Caps." *QUEST ADDED: BLOOD PRESSURE BLUES*
"Aint that a kick in the head" "Umm no sir it was a bullet, 2 bullets in the head not a kick" "My medical knowledge tells me their is no difference" "Wha?...what?"
37:32 I love how he just watches the tuning fork. He knows EXACTLY (most likely) what it sounds like but because he doesn't wear headphones in the scene, it just looks like he is staring into the endless void holding a piece of metal vibrate.
@@EphemeralRift Pretty big of a coincidence if you ask me. I'm going a game I really enjoy from Bethesda (I'm on mobile so not looking up how to spell it, if its wrong) Skyrim.
I love how ER doesn’t do much fan service videos and listen to his fan base that much. Sequels are years apart and the comment section is usually not where he gets these ideas from. If we suggest something he probably goes, “That would be cool. I might do that in seven months if I think of it myself. But I already have the next six months of videos mapped out” this guy doesn’t need suggestions, each video is a surprise and there is an infinite number of ideas in his head. That being said I haven’t seen Deep One Dave in a spell.
I don’t know who else read the description, but he made that vault suit himself. This mans dedication is what keeps the masses coming. Thank you Rift for your dedication 🙏🏻
00:00:00 Intro / About the vault, its services & overseer 00:07:28 Health questionnaire Part 1 - Your history 00:08:37 Examining your Pip-Boy 00:17:10 Health questionnaire Part 2 - Current health 00:20:03 Health questionnaire Part 3 - Creatures 00:22:30 Health questionnaire Part 4 - Chems 00:24:46 Health questionnaire Part 5 - Conditions 00:26:15 Health questionnaire Part 6 - Diseases 00:28:36 Health questionnaire Part 7 - Mutations 00:30:59 Health Exam 00:33:35 Eye Exam 00:36:58 Hearing Test (Tuning Fork) 00:42:56 Experimental Treatment 1 - Mini nuke 00:48:15 Experimental Treatment 2 - Plastic Bottle Cap 00:52:38 Experimental Treatment 3 - Synth Hand 00:57:23 Experimental Treatment 4 - Deathclaw Gloves 01:02:00 Special Experimental Treatment
14:36 the way he recognizes that Appalachia is _below_ Boston is damn amazing attention to detail and commitment to the acting. so subtle but so immersive. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Direction is subjective so it's below Boston on most maps, sure, but "below" doesn't really apply Either way he's from Pennsylvania so Im sure he's familiar with his neighbouring areas :P
The fact that this guy stands and talks about random stuff so deeply into context and stretches it just to help us sleep ...... Someone give this man a contract
Ok, if last video was a drink of water after wandering the desert, this is a decadent feast after starving in the desert. My favorite game series and my favorite ASMRtist helping me relax after another stressful day. Blood clot update: I'm walking now with some difficulty, but I can finally make it to the kitchen without help.
Especially on survival, survival makes you use that annoying doctor in Diamond City more times than you'd like to. Never thougth I'd see the day I'd be paying that annoying asshole for anything
As I said in another comment I have yet to watch the show but when I did this video either I picked an existing vault, or I made it up. Can’t remember.
Just casually slaughtering a Deathclaw with the weakest weapons possible, very little Stimpaks, but this video relaxes me even in my toughest situations in the Wasteland.
I really appreciate your dedication to your ASMR! One of the Mary reasons I started watching is because of the funny bits, great sounds, and the technicalities you put into these! Like the exact names of each mutation, love it!
Ya' see here, my friend Nick is a synth and his visual scanners seem to be just a bit out of wack. Do you have any adhesive, maybe some duct tape? No? Yeah, thought so. **Loads overseer's guardian**
Should've worn a lab coat atop that jumpsuit but still, your dedication is just... RADIATING. Your love and passion for your hobby and channel make you a GLOWING ONE youtuber. Lright, I had my share of puns
Ummm, thirst, nausea, minor bloodstemdamage, addiction, no? A yes, Bethesda`s new canon. `Ight, imma... Go back to 1980 to give Interplay a complete copy of their game to safe ime and money, I guess...
This is AMAZING. I just started playing New Vegas again and literally last night was thinking to myself "It's been a while since Rift has done a Fallout video... I miss those." You're the best and I always look forward to your content. And thank you for accidentally granting my wish!
I come back to this video so often to help me relax and sleep. The whole thing is so good. Just slap "loop" on it and I'm out through the entire night 💗
33:21 ER: "Everything seems to be in order so far. Nothing to be too concerned about." Me: "Oh good." My anxiety: "WHAT SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT!?"
Man this shit really happens alot isnt it. Some song you never heard before then you hear it everywhere. Or you buy a game you were trying to buy for 2 years new mode releases drops from sky or expansion packs
Vagari Tyga I feel like it’s just you paying more attention to it that happens a lot when I hear random words and I learn them then you see them everywhere
Tending the wounded was what introduced me to this beyond creative man. He helped me through high school when I had rough days and here I am today watching him at 3:54am what wild ride.
Apart from loving your videos for over two years, when I first started watching you, I also have to say you have the kindest eyes I think I’ve ever seen Love what you do and Thankyou. Your videos have helped me so much ❤️❤️
I see the room didn't load in properly and we're now floating in the void.
Ţhis just makes it more accurate
Coc redrocket01
Classic Bethesda
It's a feature
It's ok the fans will fix it
It's so weird that I remember when ER had a shaved head
Always thought he was balding...instead hiding a beautiful mane...I dont get it.
Homie i was just about to say that lmfao
Thanks to this comment,I just realized. I’ve been watching ERs asmr almost every night for the past 6 years. Holy shit
Only OG rift fans remember the shaved head
now he looks like an elderly John Proctor. except he’s not a pedophile.
Vault 31: Where the inhabitants were made to wear shockcollars that would tazer anyone who yelled or otherwise spoke loudly. We here at Vault-tec theorise that the dosile nature that we promote, will help establish the foundasion for a futre based on civil discorce. Conclusion: The experiment was a great sucess. We find that the inhabitants came to share a relaxed mindset.
Too bad the band of raiders that was there when they opened the gate didn't agree too sit down and talk... Also fun fact. Turns out the shock collars will activate if someone with out a collar is in the middle of psycho fuelled screaming. My neck still hurts
:/
Shocking!
*docile
*Vault-Tec
Lets tap this mini nuke to see if you enjoy the sounds
"Quicksaving"
thats what i was thinking in that moment
but has anyone ever tapped a mini nuke in your ear?
@@asdfractal8115 a mini nuke tapped the side of my head before being blown back to the loading screen if that counts
*NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NOW*
@@logangraham2828 you cant there is a enemy nearby
"Have you ever been addicted to the following chems:"
Mama Murphy:
Yes
Underated comment
Mama murphy took sooo many drugs that she could see the future
@@nicholaswanliss8635 She overdosed on me.
@@grammernotzi same, thought granny had the party girl perk- then the withdrawals hit.
I mean.... not the best comment, but is he wrong?
Ah I see you selected “wastelander” for your haircut , and “survivor” for your facial hair for your character model
Holy heck, that's actually damn accurate...
Or «Blast Back» and the Rough Beard
Nerd
We’re watching fallout ASMR, aren’t we all nerds here?
@@MuchaLuchaJorge such intellect, guess you must have an Intelligence Score of 10 right?
are we going to act like we didn't hear him say one of his favourite traits was cannibalism
Jason Fuss I need this time stamp
@@jcrossan1351 13:30
@@space_racc guess what else is 13 50
That’s everyone’s favorite perk! What’s so special about it?
He said that shit fr
Hm the background didn’t load in, we’re playing Fallout 76 I see
😂
Bru lol
Buy the fallout fuck you first subscription and maybe it'll load in.
Saron Gas ?
@@sarondiesel588 dude just invented another language in the youtube comment section
what a coincidence that out of every vault he chose to use one of the ones that would end up in the TV show
I have yet to watch. Also if what you are saying is true, I can’t remember if vault 31 is a vault from the video game, or one I made up. If the latter quite the coincidence!
@@EphemeralRift Yeah Vault 31 is from the new show, its really good Rift you should check it out, youll be hooked on the first episode.
@@EphemeralRiftI wonder how you manage do respond to these new comments in a 4 year old video
Dude I was literally just thinking about that Lol, crazy coincidence.
@@EphemeralRift It never showed up in the games; it's exclusive to the tv show :) until the final episodes, its not even shown. Worth the watch!
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
-_literally every NCR trooper_
It's been a long tour, I hope I get to go home soon
@@lliirathecleric3396 We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.
When I took this job, I thought there would be more gambling.
Doom slayer have you talked to Isabelle lately
Ave, true to Caesar
There's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.
Great! I’ll bring the tanks!
“Uhh you just need to get them some nuka col-“
IM NOT GOING TO SAVE THEM
"I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen
Ah a fellow S.A.S lover
FUCK OFF PRESTEN!
Duck no I go home crack open a cold one and drink my sadness away
Greatest DLC add on ever. Vault 31, vault of relaxation and radioactive tingles.
Well you're much nicer than that doctor back in diamond city
this better be an emergency
i dont care yeah man bun eren
@@brdon2099 best eren
James Taylor I hated him. I massacred diamond city multiple times cuz of him
Anita Smith no,Doctor Crocer
'Low Rads'
**Laughs in Child of Atom**
*laughing in deathclaw tamer*
*Cries in no perks*
**laughs in tgm**
"Swims in a radiation filled lake with the praetor suit"
*laughs in X-01*
Dweller: "why am I whispering you ask?"
Me: "because Vault Tec are a bunch of psychos so there is probably something that will detonate or poisonous gas will start spilling out of vents if you speak above a certain decibel."
Dweller: "......... yes."
Pp
nah that’s some hallucigen shit vaults slowly make you suffer with weird experiments
*laughs in oversized Vault-Tec hoodie*
no no you've got a point vault tec could to that
@@Fun_Games_87104 After Vault 11, literally everything is possible. If they didn't stop at that, then they wouldn't stop at killing the dwellers if they spoke above an certain decibel.
I was looking to get some Jet on the down low
Alright grandma
@@RylaDarkstar ok boomer
@@dixnyomouff6982 ok yeah yeah
A settlement needs your help.
...
...
...
*the screams of hell intensify*
Cait I just got you off of that
There is literally no roleplay that uncle Rift couldn’t handle gloriously.
Arseniy Romanovich I wanna be stupid and be like her der Stalin but he’d still rock it....
Marilyn Monroe
and yet he still hasn't done john wick asmr
Agreed
sans
I love how he does so much for us... but some people don't even see it because we fall asleep
Your sleep is more important than whatever I have to say!
😁😁 and I really do sleep in these videos with my headphones on
sam jodge same here
You really gotta watch some not ER but others burn the viewers who fall asleep. But they don't do it till the end when they're already out.
Ephemeral Rift
😴👍
"Okay, so, now onto some experimental tests."
**Whips out nuke**
"Basically we'll have you *stand in the middle of a field-"*
Its good for sleeping
@@Hodor.123 Externally
Wait... Is this dude really a super mutant suicider teacher?
@@bentleyaguirre1996ok I’ll only show you this once…
@@Hodor.123 it’s called the forever sleep basically it’s where you don’t wake up ever and it’s good for the skin
God the phrase "No strings attached" when having anything to do with Vault Tec is just paradoxical.
Ephemeral Rift tested his charisma on a vit-o-matic vigor tester once, the machine burst into flames
This is it. This is best comment I have ever seen on this channel. Well done
I see what you did there, well played
First Last charisma score of 21
He has an 11
Hello again. It's me, Mr. New Vegas, reminding you that you're nobody until somebody loves you. And that someone is me. I love you.
Ahh so this must be a Canadian vault
Yeah we have a different company doesn’t have any of those human rights violations from vault tec or at least I think
I shudder to think what the mutated geese would be like. They're mean enough as is.
@@justinrobertson1842 yep the geese are real bastards
@@justinrobertson1842 I still think of what spiders would look like
@@justinrobertson1842 they're just a bit bigger ~moose sized
Are we going to ignore the fact that he picked cannibalism for a perk...
I didnt ignore it. I agreed
Even worse, some other perks are quack surgeon and dry nurse. And I guess I won't dwell on that any further...
@@Zimtblut Aren't those 76 perks?
@@1SilverDollar I guess so? I haven't played the game. But his combination of perks is scary af.
I heard it and I was like "oh, *gulp* alrighty then"
31:39 "I don't have blood pressure equipment, but if you'd like to go out there and find me some, I'd reward you with some Caps."
*QUEST ADDED: BLOOD PRESSURE BLUES*
Nice
QUEST UPDATED: BURN CLINC TO OBTAIN BLOOD PRESSURE EQUIPMENT.
I can’t believe Bethesda retconned Vault 31’s lore for the TV series. ER’s questline was such a cool part of the commonwealth wasteland.
I know classic Tod Howard 😒
@@LiterallyJust_Vibinit just works
Thank God it’s free, I’m all out of bottle caps!
Player.additem 0000000f 1000
@@frankie3351 The hell? Did you just have an online stroke?
@@smittywerbermanjengson8500 that sounded funnier in your head didn't it?
Kind of.
Still confused though.
I think he’s just flexing on us with his Fallout knowledge.
I’m oddly guilty of doing this among my friends.
Moose the gamer69 the only reason I played it was because of how it was set in WV 😂
You fools I have played all of the fallouts and watched all lore videos
@Mr Midnight get 76
But he used the pip boy like it was Touchscreen
Here are the timestamps for you fellow mobile peeps
Дай бог здоровья
Thanks Mate
Thank you
thx
Thanks I don’t really like going to the disc on mobile and going to the right time
"Did you had any headaches"
Well, I was shot in the had twice in New Vegas, Ain't That a Kick in the Head?
"Aint that a kick in the head"
"Umm no sir it was a bullet, 2 bullets in the head not a kick"
"My medical knowledge tells me their is no difference"
"Wha?...what?"
AU where everything is the same except for Benny don't shoot you but he pelts you in the face with those red pvc dodgeballs you used in gym class
i love this comment
Thats a Ring-a-ding move, baby
@@kylekickass alternatively; Benny has a brahmin kick you in the head.
Pov: you’ve unknowingly become a victim of an “iguana” bits salesman through his front business as a doctor
I have an idea:
E.R. as Nick Valentine before he was a synth
He`d have to shave and cut his hair. Maybe start a petition to collect funds for Synth mask for uncle E ?
@@notsocrazytank707 nah we have never seen Nicks face, like the Nick we see looks like all gen 1 synths so it's probably fine
Or as a alternative idea a random doctor at MIT scans your brain and does health check and then it turns out we are Nick
He was always a synth....
@@daedricdove6012 I was reffering to Pre-war cop Nick Valentine
When I was walking thru the wasteland I accidentally fell thru the map and broke my legs now here I am
Welcome to the void my freind
@@boopsboops7692 yes welcome
I see that you had a rough journey through those Appalachians o3o
@@dartedvader yo
Welcome to vault 9
I love it when someone taps on a miny nuke in front of me. Not worrying about it exploding at all. * in game stress intensifies*
Grab your 1 up mushrooms
Stresses from super mutants
Feel free to drink the water around undetonated nukes. I hear shopkeepers pay good caps if you glow like the CIA at night.
"Quicksaving"
37:32
I love how he just watches the tuning fork. He knows EXACTLY (most likely) what it sounds like but because he doesn't wear headphones in the scene, it just looks like he is staring into the endless void holding a piece of metal vibrate.
“Have you ever been addicted to any chems?”
Me who had just taken psycho:
RAAAARGH! BRING IT!
Cait disliked that
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
ER: How long have you been wandering the Wasteland?
Me: Since New Vegas
Me since 1
Since 4 and still going on 76
Ah I see your a man of culture as well
Since 3
FNV FTW 4vr
Dr. Pemberton. As in, John Stith Pemberton, the creator of Coca-Cola (and therefore the inspiration for Fallout’s Nuka-Cola).
the lengths he goes to and details he puts in his videos are always astounding
No, sadly, just a coincidence.
Ephemeral Rift shhhh they don’t have to know that!!
@@EphemeralRift Pretty big of a coincidence if you ask me. I'm going a game I really enjoy from Bethesda (I'm on mobile so not looking up how to spell it, if its wrong) Skyrim.
*Knowledge*
I love how ER doesn’t do much fan service videos and listen to his fan base that much. Sequels are years apart and the comment section is usually not where he gets these ideas from. If we suggest something he probably goes, “That would be cool. I might do that in seven months if I think of it myself. But I already have the next six months of videos mapped out” this guy doesn’t need suggestions, each video is a surprise and there is an infinite number of ideas in his head. That being said I haven’t seen Deep One Dave in a spell.
Just sat down and had lunch with Dave just a month ago. Hopefully we get to see how the Thrift Shop is doing in it's 4th year, here shortly.
Lord Chappell im expecting the tin foil hat annual questionnaire next month
from time to time, he does sometimes follow viewer suggestions, such as his Marcus Aurelias one (sorry if I butchered the name)
I actually think it's time for our lord and savour corvus to shine and bring light into our dark days.
Ay wassup 🅱otaro
"The woopsies."
As a fallout player this is my new favorite disease.
It just takes 1 point of luck, kinda bad
I LOVE THIS ROLEPLAY SO MUCH
I’m all too distracted by your glorious mane.
Mr Goat Indeed.
His mane is highly glorious indeed.
He is starting to look like the dude from Big Lebowski
Zeke Kyle too magnificent.
With the right products, it can really look like Bob Ross's fro
I don’t know who else read the description, but he made that vault suit himself. This mans dedication is what keeps the masses coming. Thank you Rift for your dedication 🙏🏻
Did he say one of his favorite perks was Cannibal... oh boy
Hey it’s useful!
Especially for a doctor
Sigh. O cannibal. The perk where you accidentally eat your enemys corpse in front of your friend.
@@PR_B_1 Also the one perk that makes HP gain ridiculously easy in New Vegas
00:00:00 Intro / About the vault, its services & overseer
00:07:28 Health questionnaire Part 1 - Your history
00:08:37 Examining your Pip-Boy
00:17:10 Health questionnaire Part 2 - Current health
00:20:03 Health questionnaire Part 3 - Creatures
00:22:30 Health questionnaire Part 4 - Chems
00:24:46 Health questionnaire Part 5 - Conditions
00:26:15 Health questionnaire Part 6 - Diseases
00:28:36 Health questionnaire Part 7 - Mutations
00:30:59 Health Exam
00:33:35 Eye Exam
00:36:58 Hearing Test (Tuning Fork)
00:42:56 Experimental Treatment 1 - Mini nuke
00:48:15 Experimental Treatment 2 - Plastic Bottle Cap
00:52:38 Experimental Treatment 3 - Synth Hand
00:57:23 Experimental Treatment 4 - Deathclaw Gloves
01:02:00 Special Experimental Treatment
Thanks mate
Fluffy Boi you’re a life saver
14:36 the way he recognizes that Appalachia is _below_ Boston is damn amazing attention to detail and commitment to the acting. so subtle but so immersive. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Direction is subjective so it's below Boston on most maps, sure, but "below" doesn't really apply
Either way he's from Pennsylvania so Im sure he's familiar with his neighbouring areas :P
i was doin sum krazy meat riding here wtf
@@RoachCatJrnah u good
He knows basic geography of the country he lives in?
@@keegentilley578 Yeah. Better than 80% of most other people that live in the same country.
I love the reference about the “mess in Appalachia.” That’s where fallout 76 is set.
Nah 76 is set in London
@@yourmomsafurry1971 actually it's set in Zimbabwe
@@cyanoticspore676 shit my bad i was thinking of fallout 3
@@yourmomsafurry1971 fallout 3 is set in DC
@@nickjonathan4043 its almost as if i was joking and wasn't serious
....for you, Uncle Rift, i will reopen my heart to Fallout. But only for you.
...what made you not like fallout?
@@boopsboops7692 76 reasons why
Pointless DLCs and no 76 refunds
@@AndreaCremoni 16 times the bugs
New Vegas and fallout 3 are so good I don't care if they ever make another one.
He has the same perks as my old Fallout 76 character that I haven't used in over a year. Especially cannibal.
Try the game again! It’s still rough around the edges but it’s a lot of fun!
I think it's crazy that he chose 31 for the Vault number in this 4 years before the fallout show came out
Predicting the future is just one of my many superpowers!
@@EphemeralRift Is it really him? The Man, the Myth, the Legend? Paul?
The fact that this guy stands and talks about random stuff so deeply into context and stretches it just to help us sleep ......
Someone give this man a contract
I remember when I found this channel and Rift was practically bald with no beard. We need an ER Chia pet.
Thanks, btw how about the settlement problem in our community, don't forget to help the settlements they're marked on your map, you can see them.
Oh yea that’s right! The pandora planet was close to earth! So much so that they got hit by the fallout too...
Dammit Preston!
I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen
Ok, if last video was a drink of water after wandering the desert, this is a decadent feast after starving in the desert. My favorite game series and my favorite ASMRtist helping me relax after another stressful day.
Blood clot update: I'm walking now with some difficulty, but I can finally make it to the kitchen without help.
Ethan Wilson good on you man
Keep on getting better dude! Even though a year has passed hope you are doing swell!
I can't believe the fallout show stole vault 31 from ER
Doctor: **Starts scratching a mini nuke**
Me: **Nervous Sweating**
You know, this is about how much in game time would pass to be healed in fallout 4. Pretty accurate 😂
Especially on survival, survival makes you use that annoying doctor in Diamond City more times than you'd like to. Never thougth I'd see the day I'd be paying that annoying asshole for anything
What if the Mysterious Stranger shows up? Will that effect my health?
Literally wearing a mysterious stranger Fallout tshirt listening to this.
ER: Casually tapping and brushing a mini nuke
Me: this is fine, I see no issue or worry in this whatsoever
I mean as long as it's not armed...
I mean he litterally says "I'll try not to set it off," so either that's a joke or this is a VERY expiramental cure
Maybe he is part of the Children of Atom.
Good thing I got immortality hacks
And at the end of the video he drops it.
Is it just me or did ER predict vault 31 playing a major role in the fallout TV series years in advance?
I thought about this just now
As I said in another comment I have yet to watch the show but when I did this video either I picked an existing vault, or I made it up. Can’t remember.
This man should be in the next fallout game as an npc
That would actually be fire 😂😂
If they decide to put some in i guess..
Be even better if he could be a follower/companion
I really needed his, I had so many rads per second
got any jet or mentats? asking for a friend
No but i got addictol
Got some buffout and med-x for a dozen caps a pop
I prefer Med-X myself
You want some Psycho? Twenty caps and you'll also get a bottle of Sunset Sarsaparilla
Rezandra Rizky Irianto Get me some of that
Just casually slaughtering a Deathclaw with the weakest weapons possible, very little Stimpaks, but this video relaxes me even in my toughest situations in the Wasteland.
Me beating a mirelark queen to death with a commie whacker
Last time I played Fallout 4 my character had a chef's hat and a raider's outfit as "battle gear"
*laughing in deathclaw tamer*
I really appreciate your dedication to your ASMR! One of the Mary reasons I started watching is because of the funny bits, great sounds, and the technicalities you put into these! Like the exact names of each mutation, love it!
i need much more of 37:04, that tuning fork is excellent. great video all together but that bit puts me out. excellent choice
congrats you are the last ever hearted comment
@@spaghettiman697 im ready to transcend
Ya' see here, my friend Nick is a synth and his visual scanners seem to be just a bit out of wack. Do you have any adhesive, maybe some duct tape? No? Yeah, thought so. **Loads overseer's guardian**
We've done it boys, free healthcare for all!
U Knighted lol in the uk we get it for free anyways
Andrew Martin totally not supplied by the taxes you pay
Pbounds blah blah taxes are gay
@Duck Animations XD yeah man very accurate cause school shootings totally happen like once every year and like 2 people die thats really a epidemic!
U Knighted I’m british so no real difference for me
Should've worn a lab coat atop that jumpsuit but still, your dedication is just... RADIATING. Your love and passion for your hobby and channel make you a GLOWING ONE youtuber. Lright, I had my share of puns
Now we know what really happens in vault 31…..
ikr
Well it's 2 years later and i still love to return to this one
Just give me a stimpak and I'll be fine
Ummm, thirst, nausea, minor bloodstemdamage, addiction, no? A yes, Bethesda`s new canon. `Ight, imma... Go back to 1980 to give Interplay a complete copy of their game to safe ime and money, I guess...
@@notsocrazytank707 are you high?
@@notsocrazytank707 ng cu c Ru gf yjhcuifu u8 iv8f8r7r8i v you too buddy
@@notsocrazytank707 I'll talk to you in a language you may understand:
Atae ritly oke tardy?!+
Not so Crazy Tank jfjdjfhfujhfhfhhfjfjfhfidjfjfifbf to you too, my dear friend
These triggers are superb and the roleplaying is fantastic!
This is AMAZING. I just started playing New Vegas again and literally last night was thinking to myself "It's been a while since Rift has done a Fallout video... I miss those." You're the best and I always look forward to your content. And thank you for accidentally granting my wish!
I come back to this video so often to help me relax and sleep. The whole thing is so good. Just slap "loop" on it and I'm out through the entire night 💗
Glad to see asmr hasn’t been forgotten after the bombs fell. I wonder if ghouls or super mutants would be much calmer if they listened to asmr?
33:21
ER: "Everything seems to be in order so far. Nothing to be too concerned about."
Me: "Oh good."
My anxiety: "WHAT SHOULD WE BE CONCERNED ABOUT!?"
Probably the things he was concerned with, with me.
The doctor is a cannibal. There is a good chance he ate us all.
He's sending us to Professor Clemmons if he can... that's some bad fucking news if I say so myself
So uhh... can we hurry up? In this time I could've walked from the Prydwen to the Glowing Sea _twice_
CoolKidSeb and drinken like six nuka colas
And done 5 missions
Quit complaining pussy
@@lsswappedmiata63 i don't understand how i got woooooshed if i joked to them about their joke
Do you are have stupid?
Jesus and I complain walking to the shop
I've become so ingrained into this world that I actually thought to myself "Wait didn't he sell that fallout suit?"
Good question
@@boopsboops7692 I found a question you haven replied too, bad job
“Have you experienced any of these conditions...
Well rested?”
God I wish 😂
Never knew that Vault 31 used to be located in Boston before being relocated to California just so Vault 33 and 32 have their own overseers.
I just got fallout 4 yesterday, you're watching me aren't you?
Man this shit really happens alot isnt it. Some song you never heard before then you hear it everywhere. Or you buy a game you were trying to buy for 2 years new mode releases drops from sky or expansion packs
@@vagarityga7100 ikr this kinda stuff is crazy
Vagari Tyga I feel like it’s just you paying more attention to it that happens a lot when I hear random words and I learn them then you see them everywhere
Of course. I watch everyone.
Uncle Rift has blessed us with a reply
My man is rocking that god like haircut my guy
"Not many doctors around these days, you should let me take a look at you." Love Fallout 😊
Man, I don't know who you are, but your timing's impeccable...
Greston Parvey, Minuteman's Commonwealth
Tending the wounded was what introduced me to this beyond creative man. He helped me through high school when I had rough days and here I am today watching him at 3:54am what wild ride.
I'm so stoked for this, I've been waiting for more post-apocalyptic videos.😍
Good evening from Russia for everyone (exсept the professor)
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this is the only Fallout content I can consume anymore
KingKiio *DOREEURERURERU* hello? Doppio? Is that you? 🤨🐸
Vault 31, this aged well lmfao
keep coming back to this vid, prob his greatest in terms of audio, voice, atmosphere, humor, and a perfect fallout feel
Apart from loving your videos for over two years, when I first started watching you, I also have to say you have the kindest eyes I think I’ve ever seen Love what you do and Thankyou. Your videos have helped me so much ❤️❤️
We all know rift is growing that beard for a santa video
(Ho ho ho merry Christmas to all of the rift fans)
Me: glad they don't do experiments here
ER tree growing out of his face: beg your pardon
..oh no
It's funny i watched this closer to when it came out, and here i am watching it again because of the show. (Which i highly recommend! It's incredible)
War never changes... on my 6th playthrough and about to be into my 7th playthrough on Fallout 4 I absolutely love the game...
Doc, I got almost every mutation I can. It feels like my DNA is about to explode
Let's be realistic, he just likes his beard too much to do the John Wick roleplay. 🤔
Yea...
Nah he shaves his beard and hair every so often
Usually at the same time though
*Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter*
I’m dreaming of a white cristmas
I just saw slmost the saw comment lol
@John Doe I think it was "I saw a comment almost the same as this" lulw
Patrolling the nuclear winter almost makes me wish for a Mojave.
*We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that.*
I don't know why but the "calming synth hand movements" actually works for me 😅
As a fallout nerd who’s obsessed with this franchise I couldn’t feel more on cloud nine right now! Awesome job Nifty Rifty!