Free Health Checkup for Wastelanders! (Fallout) (ASMR)

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • You find a new vault where its inhabitants provide free health treatments to all wanderers of the wasteland!
    00:00:00 Intro / About the vault, its services & overseer
    00:07:28 Health questionnaire Part 1 - Your history
    00:08:37 Examining your Pip-Boy
    00:17:10 Health questionnaire Part 2 - Current health
    00:20:03 Health questionnaire Part 3 - Creatures
    00:22:30 Health questionnaire Part 4 - Chems
    00:24:46 Health questionnaire Part 5 - Conditions
    00:26:15 Health questionnaire Part 6 - Diseases
    00:28:36 Health questionnaire Part 7 - Mutations
    00:30:59 Health Exam
    00:33:35 Eye Exam
    00:36:58 Hearing Test (Tuning Fork)
    00:42:56 Experimental Treatment 1 - Mini nuke
    00:48:15 Experimental Treatment 2 - Plastic Bottle Cap
    00:52:38 Experimental Treatment 3 - Synth Hand
    00:57:23 Experimental Treatment 4 - Deathclaw Gloves
    01:02:00 Special Experimental Treatment
    Side note: the vault number I used in this video is not related to any other vault with the same number. I thought I did enough research finding a unique vault number, even consulted the online Fallout wiki, but apparently it was also used in Fallout Shelter. Also, I wanted to actually create this vault in Fallout 4 using the Vault-Tec add on: I wanted to have an intro to this video of you the viewer in the actual game walking up to the vault, walking into it, etc., but I just didn't have the time. Maybe for the next Fallout inspired video!Or maybe I'll just do a video creating the vault. Lastly, the vault suit was created by me using coveralls, needle and thread, fabric glue, and yellow ribbon.
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
    I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
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  • @ginger-ham4800
    @ginger-ham4800 4 роки тому +4384

    I see the room didn't load in properly and we're now floating in the void.

  • @goldnopportunity
    @goldnopportunity 4 роки тому +5039

    Hm the background didn’t load in, we’re playing Fallout 76 I see

    • @syncopatedglory
      @syncopatedglory 4 роки тому +43

      😂

    • @MACE_HINDU
      @MACE_HINDU 4 роки тому +18

      Bru lol

    • @sarondiesel588
      @sarondiesel588 4 роки тому +113

      Buy the fallout fuck you first subscription and maybe it'll load in.

    • @goldnopportunity
      @goldnopportunity 4 роки тому +14

      Saron Gas ?

    • @mentzert4rd
      @mentzert4rd 4 роки тому +134

      @@sarondiesel588 dude just invented another language in the youtube comment section

  • @ethanrupeka9472
    @ethanrupeka9472 4 роки тому +5466

    Lets tap this mini nuke to see if you enjoy the sounds
    "Quicksaving"

    • @xknightx2001
      @xknightx2001 4 роки тому +81

      thats what i was thinking in that moment

    • @asdfractal8115
      @asdfractal8115 4 роки тому +42

      but has anyone ever tapped a mini nuke in your ear?

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 4 роки тому +141

      @@asdfractal8115 a mini nuke tapped the side of my head before being blown back to the loading screen if that counts

    • @logangraham2828
      @logangraham2828 3 роки тому +68

      *NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NEED TO FAST TRAVEL NOW*

    • @maximumaction1125
      @maximumaction1125 3 роки тому +68

      @@logangraham2828 you cant there is a enemy nearby

  • @guacomanny
    @guacomanny Місяць тому +292

    what a coincidence that out of every vault he chose to use one of the ones that would end up in the TV show

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Місяць тому +130

      I have yet to watch. Also if what you are saying is true, I can’t remember if vault 31 is a vault from the video game, or one I made up. If the latter quite the coincidence!

    • @goodryan8989
      @goodryan8989 Місяць тому +3

      @@EphemeralRift Yeah Vault 31 is from the new show, its really good Rift you should check it out, youll be hooked on the first episode.

    • @cabacoisado8734
      @cabacoisado8734 Місяць тому +45

      ​@@EphemeralRiftI wonder how you manage do respond to these new comments in a 4 year old video

    • @iinexus5410
      @iinexus5410 Місяць тому +11

      Dude I was literally just thinking about that Lol, crazy coincidence.

    • @rhettshanley8712
      @rhettshanley8712 Місяць тому +24

      @@EphemeralRiftthe show has vault 31,32 and 33 which were special vaults that where interconnected to prevent incest in the population (though true that was a little white lie by vault tec though I cannot go into further detail without entering spoiler territory)

  • @jamescastle2534
    @jamescastle2534 4 роки тому +7714

    Ah I see you selected “wastelander” for your haircut , and “survivor” for your facial hair for your character model

    • @hawaiimaik
      @hawaiimaik 4 роки тому +314

      Holy heck, that's actually damn accurate...

    • @900Hotch
      @900Hotch 4 роки тому +125

      Or «Blast Back» and the Rough Beard

    • @MuchaLuchaJorge
      @MuchaLuchaJorge 4 роки тому +51

      Nerd

    • @neoniathefox9804
      @neoniathefox9804 4 роки тому +296

      We’re watching fallout ASMR, aren’t we all nerds here?

    • @900Hotch
      @900Hotch 4 роки тому +183

      @@MuchaLuchaJorge such intellect, guess you must have an Intelligence Score of 10 right?

  • @JasonFuss1992
    @JasonFuss1992 4 роки тому +4960

    are we going to act like we didn't hear him say one of his favourite traits was cannibalism

    • @jcrossan1351
      @jcrossan1351 4 роки тому +62

      Jason Fuss I need this time stamp

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 роки тому +60

      @@jcrossan1351 13:30

    • @cheeto4027
      @cheeto4027 4 роки тому +29

      @@space_racc guess what else is 13 50

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +51

      That’s everyone’s favorite perk! What’s so special about it?

    • @jeremycrutcher2783
      @jeremycrutcher2783 4 роки тому +18

      He said that shit fr

  • @steelwendigo6118
    @steelwendigo6118 3 роки тому +1215

    "Have you ever been addicted to the following chems:"
    Mama Murphy:
    Yes

    • @stainfightingpower9402
      @stainfightingpower9402 3 роки тому +10

      Underated comment

    • @nicholaswanliss8635
      @nicholaswanliss8635 3 роки тому +20

      Mama murphy took sooo many drugs that she could see the future

    • @grammernotzi
      @grammernotzi 3 роки тому +13

      @@nicholaswanliss8635 She overdosed on me.

    • @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT
      @TheBigFormerlyPurpleT 2 роки тому +11

      @@grammernotzi same, thought granny had the party girl perk- then the withdrawals hit.

    • @mantis3069
      @mantis3069 2 роки тому +3

      I mean.... not the best comment, but is he wrong?

  • @sergentpugsley5137
    @sergentpugsley5137 4 роки тому +2029

    “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.”
    -_literally every NCR trooper_

    • @lliirathecleric3396
      @lliirathecleric3396 4 роки тому +82

      It's been a long tour, I hope I get to go home soon

    • @space_racc
      @space_racc 4 роки тому +97

      @@lliirathecleric3396 We won't go quietly, the legion can count on that.

    • @zacharia0654
      @zacharia0654 4 роки тому +83

      When I took this job, I thought there would be more gambling.

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 4 роки тому +7

      Sergent Pugsley what is enceeyar, Damian talks about it alot?

    • @Femboyrazzy
      @Femboyrazzy 4 роки тому +3

      Doom slayer have you talked to Isabelle lately

  • @BlakGm
    @BlakGm 4 роки тому +3122

    It's so weird that I remember when ER had a shaved head

    • @joem1950
      @joem1950 4 роки тому +181

      Always thought he was balding...instead hiding a beautiful mane...I dont get it.

    • @moonstatue9657
      @moonstatue9657 4 роки тому +31

      Homie i was just about to say that lmfao

    • @adamramadan8693
      @adamramadan8693 4 роки тому +80

      Thanks to this comment,I just realized. I’ve been watching ERs asmr almost every night for the past 6 years. Holy shit

    • @blainemccoy5863
      @blainemccoy5863 4 роки тому +71

      Only OG rift fans remember the shaved head

    • @rlenclub
      @rlenclub 4 роки тому +34

      now he looks like an elderly John Proctor. except he’s not a pedophile.

  • @asgershort1108
    @asgershort1108 4 роки тому +1740

    Vault 31: Where the inhabitants were made to wear shockcollars that would tazer anyone who yelled or otherwise spoke loudly. We here at Vault-tec theorise that the dosile nature that we promote, will help establish the foundasion for a futre based on civil discorce. Conclusion: The experiment was a great sucess. We find that the inhabitants came to share a relaxed mindset.

    • @jamesnugent6451
      @jamesnugent6451 4 роки тому +103

      Too bad the band of raiders that was there when they opened the gate didn't agree too sit down and talk... Also fun fact. Turns out the shock collars will activate if someone with out a collar is in the middle of psycho fuelled screaming. My neck still hurts

    • @SteamedClam
      @SteamedClam 4 роки тому

      :/

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale 4 роки тому +18

      Shocking!

    • @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144
      @ciaranjamiesonfamily-frien5144 4 роки тому +17

      Vault 69: well you know how that ended up

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 роки тому

      *docile

  • @slam5798
    @slam5798 4 роки тому +436

    Dweller: "why am I whispering you ask?"
    Me: "because Vault Tec are a bunch of psychos so there is probably something that will detonate or poisonous gas will start spilling out of vents if you speak above a certain decibel."
    Dweller: "......... yes."

    • @jimboonie9885
      @jimboonie9885 3 роки тому +1

      Pp

    • @BBattleDroid
      @BBattleDroid 2 роки тому

      nah that’s some hallucigen shit vaults slowly make you suffer with weird experiments

    • @obi5398
      @obi5398 2 роки тому +4

      *laughs in oversized Vault-Tec hoodie*

    • @Fun_Games_87104
      @Fun_Games_87104 Рік тому

      no no you've got a point vault tec could to that

    • @gabrielalvespereira3750
      @gabrielalvespereira3750 Рік тому +2

      @@Fun_Games_87104 After Vault 11, literally everything is possible. If they didn't stop at that, then they wouldn't stop at killing the dwellers if they spoke above an certain decibel.

  • @Haru-spicy
    @Haru-spicy 4 роки тому +319

    'Low Rads'
    **Laughs in Child of Atom**

  • @Garuda_XLI
    @Garuda_XLI 4 роки тому +3677

    Well you're much nicer than that doctor back in diamond city

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 4 роки тому +171

      this better be an emergency

    • @brdon2099
      @brdon2099 4 роки тому +22

      i dont care yeah man bun eren

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 4 роки тому +12

      @@brdon2099 best eren

    • @cmonkeyv1833
      @cmonkeyv1833 4 роки тому +45

      James Taylor I hated him. I massacred diamond city multiple times cuz of him

    • @wqqclicc674
      @wqqclicc674 4 роки тому +9

      Anita Smith no,Doctor Crocer

  • @specialairservices7648
    @specialairservices7648 4 роки тому +1538

    There's a settlement that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +39

      Great! I’ll bring the tanks!
      “Uhh you just need to get them some nuka col-“
      IM NOT GOING TO SAVE THEM

    • @vasco530
      @vasco530 3 роки тому +10

      "I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen

    • @brandonstone4315
      @brandonstone4315 3 роки тому +2

      Ah a fellow S.A.S lover

    • @fanaticdrunkard
      @fanaticdrunkard 3 роки тому +6

      FUCK OFF PRESTEN!

    • @rachelice3250
      @rachelice3250 3 роки тому +1

      Duck no I go home crack open a cold one and drink my sadness away

  • @randoaccount426
    @randoaccount426 3 роки тому +191

    "Okay, so, now onto some experimental tests."
    **Whips out nuke**
    "Basically we'll have you *stand in the middle of a field-"*

    • @Deidara81586
      @Deidara81586 2 роки тому +8

      Its good for sleeping

    • @RangerDaWolf
      @RangerDaWolf 2 роки тому +3

      @@Deidara81586 Externally

    • @bentleyaguirre1996
      @bentleyaguirre1996 Рік тому

      Wait... Is this dude really a super mutant suicider teacher?

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 10 місяців тому

      @@bentleyaguirre1996ok I’ll only show you this once…

    • @Yesking6942
      @Yesking6942 8 місяців тому

      @@Deidara81586 it’s called the forever sleep basically it’s where you don’t wake up ever and it’s good for the skin

  • @Ozone946
    @Ozone946 Місяць тому +26

    I can’t believe Bethesda retconned Vault 31’s lore for the TV series. ER’s questline was such a cool part of the commonwealth wasteland.

    • @LiterallyJust_Vibin
      @LiterallyJust_Vibin Місяць тому +2

      I know classic Tod Howard 😒

    • @foxi13x
      @foxi13x 23 дні тому

      ​@@LiterallyJust_Vibinit just works

  • @salislucky5740
    @salislucky5740 4 роки тому +2007

    Are we going to ignore the fact that he picked cannibalism for a perk...

    • @daedricdove6012
      @daedricdove6012 4 роки тому +69

      I didnt ignore it. I agreed

    • @Zimtblut
      @Zimtblut 4 роки тому +29

      Even worse, some other perks are quack surgeon and dry nurse. And I guess I won't dwell on that any further...

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 4 роки тому +4

      @@Zimtblut Aren't those 76 perks?

    • @Zimtblut
      @Zimtblut 4 роки тому +14

      @@1SilverDollar I guess so? I haven't played the game. But his combination of perks is scary af.

    • @blutooths6581
      @blutooths6581 4 роки тому +8

      I heard it and I was like "oh, *gulp* alrighty then"

  • @WubzyTheA3Driver
    @WubzyTheA3Driver 4 роки тому +2430

    You're a bold man taking in someone who kills every faction and living being in sight

    • @steelpickaxe7978
      @steelpickaxe7978 4 роки тому +80

      I only try to kill one person I'll give you a hint
      A another

    • @raccoonjamison8011
      @raccoonjamison8011 4 роки тому +81

      @@steelpickaxe7978 hmmm I don't think I know who says that. By the way Another settlement needs your help, here let me mark it for you in the map.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +13

      LT Jamison
      Tanks!
      I MEAN thanks!...😅👍

    • @morganainscough9981
      @morganainscough9981 4 роки тому +11

      A Rusty Bagel don’t know how he didn’t recognise me on the way in. I literally own the strip with yes man

    • @SteamedClam
      @SteamedClam 4 роки тому +4

      Hmm you just guess the type of style I play fallout

  • @johnfolmer5412
    @johnfolmer5412 4 роки тому +71

    God the phrase "No strings attached" when having anything to do with Vault Tec is just paradoxical.

  • @erikovsky4623
    @erikovsky4623 4 роки тому +175

    "Did you had any headaches"
    Well, I was shot in the had twice in New Vegas, Ain't That a Kick in the Head?

    • @theburningtankman9411
      @theburningtankman9411 4 роки тому +8

      "Aint that a kick in the head"
      "Umm no sir it was a bullet, 2 bullets in the head not a kick"
      "My medical knowledge tells me their is no difference"
      "Wha?...what?"

    • @kylekickass
      @kylekickass 3 роки тому +6

      AU where everything is the same except for Benny don't shoot you but he pelts you in the face with those red pvc dodgeballs you used in gym class

    • @skeletonboss0174
      @skeletonboss0174 3 роки тому +2

      i love this comment

    • @gentileduck4839
      @gentileduck4839 3 роки тому

      Thats a Ring-a-ding move, baby

    • @boa_firebrand
      @boa_firebrand 2 роки тому

      @@kylekickass alternatively; Benny has a brahmin kick you in the head.

  • @RobinBrowne0310
    @RobinBrowne0310 4 роки тому +2169

    I love how he does so much for us... but some people don't even see it because we fall asleep

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  4 роки тому +816

      Your sleep is more important than whatever I have to say!

    • @samjodge1739
      @samjodge1739 4 роки тому +34

      😁😁 and I really do sleep in these videos with my headphones on

    • @jeremycrutcher2783
      @jeremycrutcher2783 4 роки тому +7

      sam jodge same here

    • @MorganGrammer
      @MorganGrammer 4 роки тому +15

      You really gotta watch some not ER but others burn the viewers who fall asleep. But they don't do it till the end when they're already out.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +3

      Ephemeral Rift
      😴👍

  • @firstlast601
    @firstlast601 4 роки тому +892

    Ephemeral Rift tested his charisma on a vit-o-matic vigor tester once, the machine burst into flames

  • @VurThePerson
    @VurThePerson Місяць тому +11

    I think it's crazy that he chose 31 for the Vault number in this 4 years before the fallout show came out

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Місяць тому +11

      Predicting the future is just one of my many superpowers!

    • @VurThePerson
      @VurThePerson Місяць тому

      @@EphemeralRift Is it really him? The Man, the Myth, the Legend? Paul?

  • @reduxys4819
    @reduxys4819 3 роки тому +48

    Pov: you’ve unknowingly become a victim of an “iguana” bits salesman through his front business as a doctor

  • @irishpotato5599
    @irishpotato5599 4 роки тому +815

    Ahh so this must be a Canadian vault

    • @ausername7753
      @ausername7753 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah we have a different company doesn’t have any of those human rights violations from vault tec or at least I think

    • @justinrobertson1842
      @justinrobertson1842 3 роки тому +12

      I shudder to think what the mutated geese would be like. They're mean enough as is.

    • @Super-pp6qz
      @Super-pp6qz 3 роки тому +8

      @@justinrobertson1842 yep the geese are real bastards

    • @thispersondoesnotexist405
      @thispersondoesnotexist405 2 роки тому +3

      @@justinrobertson1842 I still think of what spiders would look like

    • @benjaminlamothe2093
      @benjaminlamothe2093 2 роки тому +4

      @@justinrobertson1842 they're just a bit bigger ~moose sized

  • @ShadowBlayde47
    @ShadowBlayde47 4 роки тому +800

    I was looking to get some Jet on the down low

  • @coydogs88
    @coydogs88 Місяць тому +16

    Is it just me or did ER predict vault 31 playing a major role in the fallout TV series years in advance?

    • @zanfer6170
      @zanfer6170 Місяць тому

      I thought about this just now

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Місяць тому +8

      As I said in another comment I have yet to watch the show but when I did this video either I picked an existing vault, or I made it up. Can’t remember.

  • @rooknizan2923
    @rooknizan2923 3 роки тому +117

    31:39 "I don't have blood pressure equipment, but if you'd like to go out there and find me some, I'd reward you with some Caps."
    *QUEST ADDED: BLOOD PRESSURE BLUES*

    • @ego8330
      @ego8330 2 роки тому +2

      Nice

    • @declansavage519
      @declansavage519 2 роки тому +2

      QUEST UPDATED: BURN CLINC TO OBTAIN BLOOD PRESSURE EQUIPMENT.

  • @Dinklebergsrise
    @Dinklebergsrise 4 роки тому +344

    Greatest DLC add on ever. Vault 31, vault of relaxation and radioactive tingles.

  • @TheDamisen
    @TheDamisen 4 роки тому +780

    Thank God it’s free, I’m all out of bottle caps!

  • @zorkonacus5032
    @zorkonacus5032 4 роки тому +38

    37:32
    I love how he just watches the tuning fork. He knows EXACTLY (most likely) what it sounds like but because he doesn't wear headphones in the scene, it just looks like he is staring into the endless void holding a piece of metal vibrate.

  • @Lusiggy
    @Lusiggy Місяць тому +23

    I can't believe the fallout show stole vault 31 from ER

  • @arseniyromanovich799
    @arseniyromanovich799 4 роки тому +878

    There is literally no roleplay that uncle Rift couldn’t handle gloriously.

  • @isaiahgryszkiewicz5038
    @isaiahgryszkiewicz5038 4 роки тому +589

    ER: How long have you been wandering the Wasteland?
    Me: Since New Vegas

  • @chosenone2048
    @chosenone2048 4 роки тому +79

    “Have you ever been addicted to any chems?”
    Me who had just taken psycho:
    RAAAARGH! BRING IT!

  • @RoachCatJr
    @RoachCatJr 2 роки тому +53

    14:36 the way he recognizes that Appalachia is _below_ Boston is damn amazing attention to detail and commitment to the acting. so subtle but so immersive. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @Sporacle
      @Sporacle Рік тому +2

      Direction is subjective so it's below Boston on most maps, sure, but "below" doesn't really apply
      Either way he's from Pennsylvania so Im sure he's familiar with his neighbouring areas :P

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr Рік тому +7

      i was doin sum krazy meat riding here wtf

    • @markschroder1663
      @markschroder1663 11 місяців тому

      ​@@RoachCatJrnah u good

    • @keegentilley578
      @keegentilley578 10 місяців тому +1

      He knows basic geography of the country he lives in?

    • @Canadian_Hospitality
      @Canadian_Hospitality 12 днів тому +1

      @@keegentilley578 Yeah. Better than 80% of most other people that live in the same country.

  • @steven2189
    @steven2189 4 роки тому +467

    When I was walking thru the wasteland I accidentally fell thru the map and broke my legs now here I am

  • @jjdalrymple3128
    @jjdalrymple3128 4 роки тому +914

    I think he’s just flexing on us with his Fallout knowledge.

    • @timeforabuse92
      @timeforabuse92 4 роки тому +48

      I’m oddly guilty of doing this among my friends.

    • @Honey_Bum
      @Honey_Bum 4 роки тому +3

      Moose the gamer69 the only reason I played it was because of how it was set in WV 😂

    • @falloutgod1073
      @falloutgod1073 3 роки тому +5

      You fools I have played all of the fallouts and watched all lore videos

    • @canevas1017
      @canevas1017 3 роки тому +1

      @Mr Midnight get 76

    • @carterhughes4373
      @carterhughes4373 3 роки тому +2

      But he used the pip boy like it was Touchscreen

  • @EpicGamerBoy-ir4vu
    @EpicGamerBoy-ir4vu 2 місяці тому +15

    Now we know what really happens in vault 31…..

  • @Gregory64337
    @Gregory64337 Місяць тому +6

    Never knew that Vault 31 used to be located in Boston before being relocated to California just so Vault 33 and 32 have their own overseers.

  • @Cruzmaker452
    @Cruzmaker452 4 роки тому +472

    I have an idea:
    E.R. as Nick Valentine before he was a synth

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 роки тому

      He`d have to shave and cut his hair. Maybe start a petition to collect funds for Synth mask for uncle E ?

    • @assassinxex
      @assassinxex 4 роки тому +5

      @@notsocrazytank707 nah we have never seen Nicks face, like the Nick we see looks like all gen 1 synths so it's probably fine

    • @assassinxex
      @assassinxex 4 роки тому +9

      Or as a alternative idea a random doctor at MIT scans your brain and does health check and then it turns out we are Nick

    • @daedricdove6012
      @daedricdove6012 4 роки тому +8

      He was always a synth....

    • @Cruzmaker452
      @Cruzmaker452 4 роки тому +11

      @@daedricdove6012 I was reffering to Pre-war cop Nick Valentine

  • @alexanderpfeiffer9817
    @alexanderpfeiffer9817 4 роки тому +224

    I love it when someone taps on a miny nuke in front of me. Not worrying about it exploding at all. * in game stress intensifies*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +2

      Grab your 1 up mushrooms

    • @alexkofford7534
      @alexkofford7534 2 роки тому

      Stresses from super mutants

    • @eschcal9839
      @eschcal9839 Рік тому

      Feel free to drink the water around undetonated nukes. I hear shopkeepers pay good caps if you glow like the CIA at night.

    • @ItsZuniAndItsFuzzy
      @ItsZuniAndItsFuzzy 5 місяців тому

      "Quicksaving"

  • @mcnippie8822
    @mcnippie8822 4 роки тому +55

    "The woopsies."
    As a fallout player this is my new favorite disease.

    • @gentileduck4839
      @gentileduck4839 3 роки тому +2

      It just takes 1 point of luck, kinda bad

  • @Rich_828
    @Rich_828 2 місяці тому +12

    Vault 31, this aged well lmfao

  • @jakebonaccorso
    @jakebonaccorso 4 роки тому +718

    Dr. Pemberton. As in, John Stith Pemberton, the creator of Coca-Cola (and therefore the inspiration for Fallout’s Nuka-Cola).

    • @zaichothepsychoofficial7208
      @zaichothepsychoofficial7208 4 роки тому +58

      the lengths he goes to and details he puts in his videos are always astounding

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  4 роки тому +196

      No, sadly, just a coincidence.

    • @sodecent8474
      @sodecent8474 4 роки тому +33

      Ephemeral Rift shhhh they don’t have to know that!!

    • @world2nothing
      @world2nothing 4 роки тому +10

      @@EphemeralRift Pretty big of a coincidence if you ask me. I'm going a game I really enjoy from Bethesda (I'm on mobile so not looking up how to spell it, if its wrong) Skyrim.

    • @Bradgito
      @Bradgito 4 роки тому

      *Knowledge*

  • @DongASMR
    @DongASMR 4 роки тому +453

    Here are the timestamps for you fellow mobile peeps

  • @drewallan6811
    @drewallan6811 4 роки тому +21

    I LOVE THIS ROLEPLAY SO MUCH

  • @alexlabombard6543
    @alexlabombard6543 Місяць тому +12

    What are the odds of this roleplay being vault 31 and the show chosing 31 aswell?

    • @connorrasmussen1167
      @connorrasmussen1167 29 днів тому

      1 in 122 as of right now, thats how many comfirmed different vaults there are

  • @Brandon_J
    @Brandon_J 4 роки тому +783

    I’m all too distracted by your glorious mane.

    • @klickingkayasmr7585
      @klickingkayasmr7585 4 роки тому +9

      Mr Goat Indeed.

    • @paavoilves5416
      @paavoilves5416 4 роки тому +4

      His mane is highly glorious indeed.

    • @zekekyle4655
      @zekekyle4655 4 роки тому +4

      He is starting to look like the dude from Big Lebowski

    • @michelsand5399
      @michelsand5399 4 роки тому +2

      Zeke Kyle too magnificent.

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 4 роки тому +1

      @@zekekyle4655 Jeffrey Lebowski WISHES he could look as glorious and stunning as our good Uncle E

  • @buckyboy22
    @buckyboy22 4 роки тому +147

    Did he say one of his favorite perks was Cannibal... oh boy

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +4

      Hey it’s useful!

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +2

      Especially for a doctor

    • @emanresuaton
      @emanresuaton 4 роки тому +1

      Sigh. O cannibal. The perk where you accidentally eat your enemys corpse in front of your friend.

    • @elvispresley2284
      @elvispresley2284 2 роки тому +1

      @@emanresuaton Also the one perk that makes HP gain ridiculously easy in New Vegas

  • @BulbminGaming
    @BulbminGaming 29 днів тому +5

    i turned you into a dweller in fallout shelter and put you in medbay cuz this is good and i wanted to make a reference to this video

  • @grantlindenmeyer4096
    @grantlindenmeyer4096 4 роки тому +86

    This man should be in the next fallout game as an npc

    • @vad3r759
      @vad3r759 3 роки тому +1

      That would actually be fire 😂😂

    • @teddyteddy4702
      @teddyteddy4702 Рік тому +2

      If they decide to put some in i guess..

    • @BigOrangeFan
      @BigOrangeFan Рік тому

      Be even better if he could be a follower/companion

  • @kuraya3229
    @kuraya3229 4 роки тому +425

    I love the reference about the “mess in Appalachia.” That’s where fallout 76 is set.

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому +11

      Nah 76 is set in London

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 роки тому +25

      @@yourmomsafurry1971 actually it's set in Zimbabwe

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому +14

      @@cyanoticspore676 shit my bad i was thinking of fallout 3

    • @nickjonathan4043
      @nickjonathan4043 4 роки тому +4

      @@yourmomsafurry1971 fallout 3 is set in DC

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому +29

      @@nickjonathan4043 its almost as if i was joking and wasn't serious

  • @carldimayuga6419
    @carldimayuga6419 4 роки тому +204

    ....for you, Uncle Rift, i will reopen my heart to Fallout. But only for you.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому

      ...what made you not like fallout?

    • @AndreaCremoni
      @AndreaCremoni 4 роки тому +16

      @@boopsboops7692 76 reasons why

    • @lumethecrow2632
      @lumethecrow2632 4 роки тому +4

      Pointless DLCs and no 76 refunds

    • @Mr.Scott86
      @Mr.Scott86 4 роки тому +3

      @@AndreaCremoni 16 times the bugs

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 3 роки тому +5

      New Vegas and fallout 3 are so good I don't care if they ever make another one.

  • @JJ-zr1wf
    @JJ-zr1wf 3 роки тому +19

    Doctor: **Starts scratching a mini nuke**
    Me: **Nervous Sweating**

  • @TanukiGuy
    @TanukiGuy 4 роки тому +16

    00:00:00 Intro / About the vault, its services & overseer
    00:07:28 Health questionnaire Part 1 - Your history
    00:08:37 Examining your Pip-Boy
    00:17:10 Health questionnaire Part 2 - Current health
    00:20:03 Health questionnaire Part 3 - Creatures
    00:22:30 Health questionnaire Part 4 - Chems
    00:24:46 Health questionnaire Part 5 - Conditions
    00:26:15 Health questionnaire Part 6 - Diseases
    00:28:36 Health questionnaire Part 7 - Mutations
    00:30:59 Health Exam
    00:33:35 Eye Exam
    00:36:58 Hearing Test (Tuning Fork)
    00:42:56 Experimental Treatment 1 - Mini nuke
    00:48:15 Experimental Treatment 2 - Plastic Bottle Cap
    00:52:38 Experimental Treatment 3 - Synth Hand
    00:57:23 Experimental Treatment 4 - Deathclaw Gloves
    01:02:00 Special Experimental Treatment

  • @Fate_Ya_Man
    @Fate_Ya_Man 4 роки тому +665

    I love how ER doesn’t do much fan service videos and listen to his fan base that much. Sequels are years apart and the comment section is usually not where he gets these ideas from. If we suggest something he probably goes, “That would be cool. I might do that in seven months if I think of it myself. But I already have the next six months of videos mapped out” this guy doesn’t need suggestions, each video is a surprise and there is an infinite number of ideas in his head. That being said I haven’t seen Deep One Dave in a spell.

    • @darksungwyndolin9977
      @darksungwyndolin9977 4 роки тому +35

      Just sat down and had lunch with Dave just a month ago. Hopefully we get to see how the Thrift Shop is doing in it's 4th year, here shortly.

    • @puck3580
      @puck3580 4 роки тому +28

      Lord Chappell im expecting the tin foil hat annual questionnaire next month

    • @framenothing6561
      @framenothing6561 4 роки тому +9

      from time to time, he does sometimes follow viewer suggestions, such as his Marcus Aurelias one (sorry if I butchered the name)

    • @jaimeabengoechea8463
      @jaimeabengoechea8463 4 роки тому +10

      I actually think it's time for our lord and savour corvus to shine and bring light into our dark days.

    • @kylekickass
      @kylekickass 3 роки тому +2

      Ay wassup 🅱otaro

  • @mateoism3447
    @mateoism3447 4 роки тому +60

    I don’t know who else read the description, but he made that vault suit himself. This mans dedication is what keeps the masses coming. Thank you Rift for your dedication 🙏🏻

  • @coffeechimp3816
    @coffeechimp3816 4 роки тому +12

    Glad to see asmr hasn’t been forgotten after the bombs fell. I wonder if ghouls or super mutants would be much calmer if they listened to asmr?

  • @believeitornick370
    @believeitornick370 3 роки тому +7

    “Have you experienced any of these conditions...
    Well rested?”
    God I wish 😂

  • @daedricdove6012
    @daedricdove6012 4 роки тому +86

    He has the same perks as my old Fallout 76 character that I haven't used in over a year. Especially cannibal.

    • @wr1ght939
      @wr1ght939 2 роки тому +5

      Try the game again! It’s still rough around the edges but it’s a lot of fun!

  • @tharealverminsupreme135
    @tharealverminsupreme135 4 роки тому +135

    What if the Mysterious Stranger shows up? Will that effect my health?

    • @jeannettecassar9167
      @jeannettecassar9167 3 роки тому +3

      Literally wearing a mysterious stranger Fallout tshirt listening to this.

  • @MANTUEFLIE2
    @MANTUEFLIE2 Місяць тому +6

    Chat, were so back

  • @eldritchschizo9358
    @eldritchschizo9358 3 роки тому +5

    I really appreciate your dedication to your ASMR! One of the Mary reasons I started watching is because of the funny bits, great sounds, and the technicalities you put into these! Like the exact names of each mutation, love it!

  • @Firstname..Lastname
    @Firstname..Lastname 4 роки тому +71

    You know, this is about how much in game time would pass to be healed in fallout 4. Pretty accurate 😂

    • @elvispresley2284
      @elvispresley2284 2 роки тому

      Especially on survival, survival makes you use that annoying doctor in Diamond City more times than you'd like to. Never thougth I'd see the day I'd be paying that annoying asshole for anything

  • @rubberducky734
    @rubberducky734 4 роки тому +157

    I remember when I found this channel and Rift was practically bald with no beard. We need an ER Chia pet.

  • @doodledothings7138
    @doodledothings7138 4 роки тому +12

    I just wanted a stimpak and now he won't let me leave the darkness room help

  • @alejanbro7329
    @alejanbro7329 4 роки тому +6

    i need much more of 37:04, that tuning fork is excellent. great video all together but that bit puts me out. excellent choice

    • @spaghettiman697
      @spaghettiman697 3 роки тому +2

      congrats you are the last ever hearted comment

    • @alejanbro7329
      @alejanbro7329 3 роки тому

      @@spaghettiman697 im ready to transcend

  • @nightlyflare7558
    @nightlyflare7558 4 роки тому +175

    ER: Casually tapping and brushing a mini nuke
    Me: this is fine, I see no issue or worry in this whatsoever

    • @dragonspadeex
      @dragonspadeex 4 роки тому +2

      I mean as long as it's not armed...

    • @Laplace3060
      @Laplace3060 4 роки тому +4

      I mean he litterally says "I'll try not to set it off," so either that's a joke or this is a VERY expiramental cure

    • @paulovinicius9940
      @paulovinicius9940 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe he is part of the Children of Atom.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +1

      Good thing I got immortality hacks

    • @sonofconnaught2945
      @sonofconnaught2945 4 роки тому +3

      And at the end of the video he drops it.

  • @evanjohnson250
    @evanjohnson250 4 роки тому +209

    got any jet or mentats? asking for a friend

  • @matthewgarza5363
    @matthewgarza5363 3 роки тому +2

    The fact that this guy stands and talks about random stuff so deeply into context and stretches it just to help us sleep ......
    Someone give this man a contract

  • @cooldall
    @cooldall Місяць тому +3

    It's funny i watched this closer to when it came out, and here i am watching it again because of the show. (Which i highly recommend! It's incredible)

  • @cl4ptr4p_exe64
    @cl4ptr4p_exe64 4 роки тому +139

    Thanks, btw how about the settlement problem in our community, don't forget to help the settlements they're marked on your map, you can see them.

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +1

      Oh yea that’s right! The pandora planet was close to earth! So much so that they got hit by the fallout too...

    • @cedargrey4265
      @cedargrey4265 4 роки тому +1

      Dammit Preston!

    • @vasco530
      @vasco530 3 роки тому

      I help the settlement you send me to, and they deceived to join the minutemen

  • @simplyblu2556
    @simplyblu2556 4 роки тому +21

    I really needed his, I had so many rads per second

  • @Larcerus666
    @Larcerus666 2 роки тому +4

    Well it's 2 years later and i still love to return to this one

  • @CompanyPanda
    @CompanyPanda Рік тому +3

    I come back to this video so often to help me relax and sleep. The whole thing is so good. Just slap "loop" on it and I'm out through the entire night 💗

  • @thomasmoriarty04
    @thomasmoriarty04 4 роки тому +45

    Just casually slaughtering a Deathclaw with the weakest weapons possible, very little Stimpaks, but this video relaxes me even in my toughest situations in the Wasteland.

    • @steelpickaxe7978
      @steelpickaxe7978 4 роки тому +6

      Me beating a mirelark queen to death with a commie whacker

    • @thomasmoriarty04
      @thomasmoriarty04 4 роки тому +5

      Last time I played Fallout 4 my character had a chef's hat and a raider's outfit as "battle gear"

    • @wendigoalastor7345
      @wendigoalastor7345 3 роки тому

      *laughing in deathclaw tamer*

  • @timelordEnder
    @timelordEnder 4 роки тому +60

    Ok, if last video was a drink of water after wandering the desert, this is a decadent feast after starving in the desert. My favorite game series and my favorite ASMRtist helping me relax after another stressful day.
    Blood clot update: I'm walking now with some difficulty, but I can finally make it to the kitchen without help.

    • @ronaldmcjoker2135
      @ronaldmcjoker2135 4 роки тому +3

      Ethan Wilson good on you man

    • @walkingglasses6264
      @walkingglasses6264 3 роки тому +4

      Keep on getting better dude! Even though a year has passed hope you are doing swell!

  • @calthropus6861
    @calthropus6861 3 роки тому +4

    43:05, When you get overwhelmed by death claws.

  • @MakimasGoodBoy
    @MakimasGoodBoy 4 роки тому +17

    I remember this one group I encountered that was called the “White Glove Society.”
    They had a really “elegant” look about them, but there was one strange thing about them... I couldn’t put my finger on it. They just seemed, off.
    Hold on, what was that? What did you say your last favorite perk was again?
    I think I know why this questionnaire was so extensive now... 😩

  • @uknighted213
    @uknighted213 4 роки тому +162

    We've done it boys, free healthcare for all!

    • @potatoepleb4985
      @potatoepleb4985 4 роки тому +4

      U Knighted lol in the uk we get it for free anyways

    • @pbounds4016
      @pbounds4016 4 роки тому +6

      Andrew Martin totally not supplied by the taxes you pay

    • @PainArk
      @PainArk 4 роки тому

      Pbounds blah blah taxes are gay

    • @pbounds4016
      @pbounds4016 4 роки тому +3

      @Duck Animations XD yeah man very accurate cause school shootings totally happen like once every year and like 2 people die thats really a epidemic!

    • @ItsSamHussey
      @ItsSamHussey 4 роки тому

      U Knighted I’m british so no real difference for me

  • @sebbies
    @sebbies 4 роки тому +80

    So uhh... can we hurry up? In this time I could've walked from the Prydwen to the Glowing Sea _twice_

    • @jacksondeary9929
      @jacksondeary9929 4 роки тому +2

      CoolKidSeb and drinken like six nuka colas

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +2

      And done 5 missions

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому

      Quit complaining pussy

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому +4

      @@lsswappedmiata63 i don't understand how i got woooooshed if i joked to them about their joke
      Do you are have stupid?

    • @j.r.o3hree338
      @j.r.o3hree338 3 роки тому +1

      Jesus and I complain walking to the shop

  • @xuehuapiaopiaobeifengxiaox6731
    @xuehuapiaopiaobeifengxiaox6731 3 роки тому +7

    Man, I don't know who you are, but your timing's impeccable...

  • @spacegothgirl
    @spacegothgirl 3 роки тому +3

    I've been watching your videos for years and I just realized you're left handed lol

  • @potatodragon8704
    @potatodragon8704 4 роки тому +75

    Ya' see here, my friend Nick is a synth and his visual scanners seem to be just a bit out of wack. Do you have any adhesive, maybe some duct tape? No? Yeah, thought so. **Loads overseer's guardian**

  • @DrAgasa_anime
    @DrAgasa_anime 4 роки тому +131

    Just give me a stimpak and I'll be fine

    • @notsocrazytank707
      @notsocrazytank707 4 роки тому +4

      Ummm, thirst, nausea, minor bloodstemdamage, addiction, no? A yes, Bethesda`s new canon. `Ight, imma... Go back to 1980 to give Interplay a complete copy of their game to safe ime and money, I guess...

    • @TheFinalFlesh
      @TheFinalFlesh 4 роки тому +3

      @@notsocrazytank707 are you high?

    • @yourmomsafurry1971
      @yourmomsafurry1971 4 роки тому +3

      @@notsocrazytank707 ng cu c Ru gf yjhcuifu u8 iv8f8r7r8i v you too buddy

    • @cyanoticspore676
      @cyanoticspore676 4 роки тому +3

      @@notsocrazytank707 I'll talk to you in a language you may understand:
      Atae ritly oke tardy?!+

    • @BruhMoment-oc7yk
      @BruhMoment-oc7yk 4 роки тому

      Not so Crazy Tank jfjdjfhfujhfhfhhfjfjfhfidjfjfifbf to you too, my dear friend

  • @BumDumper111
    @BumDumper111 Рік тому +9

    ER: *Casually taps and scratches a Mini Nuke*
    Sole Survivor: *NERVOUSLY SWEATING*

  • @demon_slayer-_-4511
    @demon_slayer-_-4511 2 місяці тому +10

    Whose here after watching the fallout show

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  Місяць тому +8

      I have yet to watch it myself

    • @tystrickland
      @tystrickland Місяць тому

      It’s extremely entertaining, i highly recommended watching it without spoilers

  • @yesno-cs8yw
    @yesno-cs8yw 4 роки тому +154

    I just got fallout 4 yesterday, you're watching me aren't you?

    • @vagarityga7100
      @vagarityga7100 4 роки тому +28

      Man this shit really happens alot isnt it. Some song you never heard before then you hear it everywhere. Or you buy a game you were trying to buy for 2 years new mode releases drops from sky or expansion packs

    • @nononononono3252
      @nononononono3252 4 роки тому +3

      @@vagarityga7100 ikr this kinda stuff is crazy

    • @pbounds4016
      @pbounds4016 4 роки тому +1

      Vagari Tyga I feel like it’s just you paying more attention to it that happens a lot when I hear random words and I learn them then you see them everywhere

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  4 роки тому +78

      Of course. I watch everyone.

    • @vagarityga7100
      @vagarityga7100 4 роки тому +6

      Uncle Rift has blessed us with a reply

  • @theharbingerofdawn7207
    @theharbingerofdawn7207 4 роки тому +44

    I've become so ingrained into this world that I actually thought to myself "Wait didn't he sell that fallout suit?"

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому

      Good question

    • @jackeisen2204
      @jackeisen2204 4 роки тому

      @@boopsboops7692 I found a question you haven replied too, bad job

  • @michaelmyers5663
    @michaelmyers5663 4 роки тому +5

    This is a huge improvement over the last vault I was in. The doctor there shot me six times

    • @bruhd4560
      @bruhd4560 4 роки тому

      Michael Myers the doctors name was loomis, yes?

    • @michaelmyers5663
      @michaelmyers5663 4 роки тому +2

      C H yeah! Did he shoot you as well?

    • @bruhd4560
      @bruhd4560 4 роки тому

      Michael Myers yeah, took my hockey mask too

  • @TheReviewer63
    @TheReviewer63 Місяць тому +5

    He accidentally predicted the Vault number used in the TV show, wow, what are the odds of that.

    • @NonUrBiz
      @NonUrBiz Місяць тому

      1 in 122 lol

    • @TheReviewer63
      @TheReviewer63 Місяць тому

      @@NonUrBiz Still a 0.008% chance is pretty low

  • @notsocrazytank707
    @notsocrazytank707 4 роки тому +12

    Should've worn a lab coat atop that jumpsuit but still, your dedication is just... RADIATING. Your love and passion for your hobby and channel make you a GLOWING ONE youtuber. Lright, I had my share of puns

  • @nolar120
    @nolar120 4 роки тому +54

    Good evening from Russia for everyone (exсept the professor)

  • @duonorilluvia2985
    @duonorilluvia2985 Рік тому +4

    That was so relaxing that it gave me a temporary 30% exp buff. I'll definitely come again

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 10 місяців тому

      I heard if you paid it with well rested and daddy’s boy you can break it

  • @telosladd7706
    @telosladd7706 3 роки тому +7

    *after leaving the vault*
    “You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen”

  • @alexisstewart2518
    @alexisstewart2518 4 роки тому +12

    This is AMAZING. I just started playing New Vegas again and literally last night was thinking to myself "It's been a while since Rift has done a Fallout video... I miss those." You're the best and I always look forward to your content. And thank you for accidentally granting my wish!

  • @Imperator_Chrysalis
    @Imperator_Chrysalis 4 роки тому +12

    These triggers are superb and the roleplaying is fantastic!

  • @carterpants5509
    @carterpants5509 3 роки тому +1

    bro this guy is a god makes asmr also makes asmr about one of the video games i played like all
    day

  • @jackgonemad432
    @jackgonemad432 4 роки тому +5

    War never changes... on my 6th playthrough and about to be into my 7th playthrough on Fallout 4 I absolutely love the game...