+5raptorboy1 Kkkk desoxyribonucleic acid, would desolve everything... kkkkk That is a joke to anyone past basic school and just a little bit honest about the world that surrounds one.
How? I believe because there’s literally no reason not to. Every so often I say a prayer asking for forgiveness. After that I can do whatever. Within reason of course. ( I.E. No mass genocide )
Tactical Doge its a waste of time and distracting from real life. That's why. Edit: if people are happy believing then i don't give a damn if they do what they want. But when they bring it into a debate they deserve their ass to be ripped apart. God has no part in logic and science and that's that.
xaviu5 yes. Very correct. Until they act like there's things that prove people should be religious. I dont care if people believe. But acting like its fact and trying to tell other people as such shows a severe lack of logical skills which is arguably a sign of lower intelligence to some. I'm not saying they're dumb, but certainly lack critical thinking skills if they think there's real evidence for it.
The people in the video are actors, but they are saying things Christians actually said in forums. So the content is real, but the video itself is a parody.
Brainwashing someone since they are little kids can really blurry one's perception of the world. It's sad...but it's often the case for many religious people. It isn't that they are dumb, they are just conditioned into a doctrine that threats them with eternal torment if they dare question it...
***** It's what some fundamentalist Christians really believe. Believe it or burn. Atheists would never shield their children from destructive, amoral behavior. Some people don't realize the stupidity of what they put on the web. Eventually you catch them in great hypocrisy or contradiction.
Atheists are basically not any better than a hundred years ago either. Your tribe is just as shit as the other one. If not worse considering these are fringe arguments, while atheists seems to be getting more and more radical.
It’s been going for thousands of years and we still keep taking huge backwards steps into religion and faith (Faith) belief in something without sufficient evidence. The earth is flat god is real the world is only 6k years old people are immortal theory’s and evidence against what I say is made up miracles and fairies exist my faith in humanity however no longer dose 😂 jk I’m getting there though
asd asd atheists are not a group of people that share a belief like religious people why is that so hard to understand if I could help any religious person I think the best way is to provide them with a dictionary so they eventually understand the words they criticise through no other means than misuse
So....this has been up for 7 years and people STILL don't know it's a joke and they were making fun of what they read on a Christian Website? Nice catching up Einsteins. BTW, Stliptivity, if you're still reading comments, funny stuff!
***** Don't feel too bad about your "blunder". These are actors quoting what Christians have actually said and written. It would be helpful if the specific sources were quoted tho'.
Jonh Swanson any one who is losing faith in God just become an exorcist go in to the field of exorcism and possession not many take that path but I admire the one's who do you are close to my heart my favorite people
This whole "im only good cuz religion and morals" thing is retarded as fuck. Dont be a good person for your own selfish reasons like going to heaven (which doesnt exist, f$ck off) be a good person because you actually want to be a decent person.
A strong clue indicating that a dissenter is arguing from an untenable position is when insults and profane language is substituted for a coherent response. This is particular obvious when his opponent's character, rather than the content of an argument is challenged. As Bertrand Russell pointed out “ad hominem is the last ditch defence of the losing side.” Then again what would he say about the bitter, angry lost souls whose profanities litter YT religious forums like this? Clearly, atheism has vested interest in rejecting God. The abundant use of emotional diatribes and sheer lack of argumentation prove the issue is not intellectual, nor science related, but MORAL:
+Douglas Lawrie Right? Because atheists apparently only hate Christians, and want them to die. But you know, who cares about the KKK, its not like they killed people for other beliefs, or anything like that.
Wow, I was baffled by all the stawman arguments, but the real treasure of this video is the acting. I thought they were the one's holding that belief. Not reading a forum post.
+bex Yea. In my opinion that's what makes this video so good. I love their acting. It reminds me of all the times christians would argue with me. You could really feel the passion emanating off their ignorant statements.
bex . ....have you ever wondered why ? Could it be you've been "trained" to HEAR rather than actually LISTEN. Your admitted "shock" at the realisation is a potential gateway to a broader awareness of the media in general. P S I hope your progress in self-awareness leads you to further insights . Best of luck.
Teddy Hanley If I know my Christian answers its because he really isn't his son, but God himself born as his own child. Just think about that for a second..... does it sound stupid? It sounds like that to me at least.
Showed my Christian friend this. He was just grinning at me saying, "I know, right? This is so true." I just shook my head, closed my laptop, and walked away. We are not friends anymore.
The dude with the cap, explaining the world of atheism, haha that's fucking pure gold. I'm not even sure how he manages to keep a straight face, the camera men must be laughing their asses off. Guy should be a proper actor.
If Atheists Ruled the World. that day 18+ things will is simple.People will kill each other because this will be simple. İmmoral women will be everywhere.I think atheist rules will be but that day is doomsday.The end of the page...
yeah I think this is one of those rare videos that should of been like 30mins log. Their 5-10min video - followed by the 20mins of out takes and bloopers.
this comment section be like "this is fake!!!!" then five people will explain how they didn't pay attention, and it was an act based on entries on a christian forum. then after those five explanation, someone comes in and says "yeah I know totally fake! it's like they're acting!"
Interviewer: Sir, do you believe in god? Person: Yes Interviewer: Do you believe in unicorns? Person: No Interviewer: And why is that? Person: Because I’ve never seen a unicorn. This video was pretty funny.
did anyone care to read the end? it explained it. and those are the dumbest and most ridiculous things i have ever heard. In my opinion, and i would hope most peoples opinion, this world would be a much better place if everyone lived by the rules of logic and common sense instead of a ski fairy that plays puppet with the world. I like how the one described the kkk which is derived from a religious background..... just saying that atheism isn't based on a colt or an organized gathering, science is proven individually across the globe... that's why its way the hell more reliable than any god.
The guy in the beanie though, so ironic the fact he said atheist will wear the hoods and burn the christian when in the past. That's what exactly happened to the atheist.
patalootion While I am happy that you can see the irrationality in the structure and content of the dialog you may have missed that all of the text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. While it most certainly is " fucking hilarious" it is in no was "unrealistic". These are arguments that those of us who chose to immerse ourselves in the fundamentalist sub-culture see quite often...
Its seems more like a generalization of all Christians, more than a display of fundamentalist views. While, yes it does show these people taking the words of the bible quite literally, it does not specifically say that they are fundamentalists. And I only meant toward certain parts, such as the acid comment, anyone with a 3rd grade education, understands that DNA, and RNA, will not melt your body.
patalootion Once again, I am happy that you can see the errors in the arguments caricatured in the video. My only point was to say that these arguments are very realistic. As to not specifying that they were fundamentalist arguments I would point you to the description where it says "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums." You see I think we mostly agree that these are ridiculous arguments, but those arguments (and other irrational or unconvincing arguments) are all the skeptical ever get from deists. I recognize that there are different views on the bible and religion in general- some more rational than others. But in the end believing in a magical being that exists outside of the physical world but cares who you have sex with is something I would say is irrational. In fact, believing in magical beings in general is pretty irrational. I am not trying to antagonize you but (to me at least) it seems a little trite to say "These views on god are uninformed and ignorant of science, but mine are adequate and supported". Yes, some things like the acid comment show a lack of understanding of the principals in question, but what are the arguments or evidence that convinced you of your beliefs?
you think it I didn't read it because it refutes me? lol We weren't even having an argument, that is if you bothered to read the comments, He was just educating me about something he thought I didn't know. And I was too tired to learn. And you obviously didn't even try to think here, because I had made it clear that I am not a fundamentalist, and I can't be a generalization, because it isn't an insult, as you used it, it is a concept.
but if you sure that there will be no punishments of your governments on doing it , you will not mind mabey on doing it because you do not have fear from the creator
+Christian Aldama It absolutely is a joke. One of them mentions Deoxyribonucleic acid, saying how scientists purposely use big words to trip up christians (which is a clear stab at christians right there, essentially saying you don't need to dumb things down for atheists but christians need special help to understand), and then how acid dissolves things and if we had that in our bodies we'd be dead. Well, Deoxyribonucleic acid is DNA. www.wikiwand.com/en/DNA It's like saying "Oh my god, I just found out we've got dihydrogen monoxide in our water!" and freaking people out just like a fairly notorious hoax ( www.wikiwand.com/en/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax ) or buying a bottle with a warning label that says it contains dihydrogen monoxide. Whenever it's the chemical name for water.
So true. If christians are so positive that 'God' exists then why don't they stop relying on that shitty old fart of a book and use todays technology to find out and gain proof... Oh wait... God doesn't need proof! They just can't stop making exuses to not find any evidence as if they know deep down they would find God not to be real. I mean im 15 and I can tell you this.
The Bible is not just a book like you blatantly express it to be...the Bible is the word of the Living God. The reason you say such thing is because you deny God and do not read it yourself.
impressive. they read all that crap without cracking a smile or laughing. The first one is chillingly good. reminded me of a sociopath. but this is funny as hell, seriously
+thatisatastyburger If you think about it, legalizing medical drugs would render criminal drug trade a lot more inert. You're probably safer getting drugs from a professional doctor than some drug dealer on the street, since professionals would care more about keeping their job reputation, so you give them good credit and they'll treat you well unlike criminal street dealers who'll probably give you more dangerous cheap produced drugs for more $.
thatisatastyburger I'm an atheist. Smoking our lungs is bad a result in the future. painful cancer. stay out of chemical combustion. If you don't agree with these it's fine
For any of you who ask these questions over and over are they trolling? yes they are, they are atheist's but they are giving a representation on how stupid arguments can get with christians.
"I'm gonna sum up evolution for you in 3 words, it is a lie" umm that's four words buddy, thank you for compiling these quotes, they had me laughing throughout half of it.
In fact, this whole video is trying to make me facepalm...do these guys have no common knowledge? It seems like they are trying to combine their common sense with low amount of knowledge...that is a stupid thing to do man, really stupid. >.>
tricky smith Haha, it's fine. I am not sure whether they did or did not, but whoever came up with that text...well...let's just say he won't be getting a cookie anytime soon. :)
In other words, they claim morality came from a higher power... Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt morality evolve in time with people to basically tell us what is beneficial for us as a croup? I mean, if we look back just about a hundred years, some things that are now bad were not considered problematic about a hundred years ago. Gods are basically something people came up with to explain the world, and after we managed to understand it with science, we started to get even more curious on how the universe works.
Sleeping Groke no it doesn't evolve with time... It evolves with revolutions, changes etc. And the reason why we don't worship everything what god says is because of the protestant church. Church, hear that good?, church.
Class The Communist Not sure about you, but I don't worship any type of gods. That goes double for monoteistic religions. Instead, I believe in spirits of nature.
"I often debate evolutionists because I believe that they narrow-mindingly believe evolution is real without questioning it, I don't care how god did what he did, I know he did it" I think this was a parody to make fun of Christians, I mean who would be so stupid and hypocritical to say that we believe in something narrow mindingly without questioning it, and then doing it right after saying it.
Atheist here. I find this offensive on so many levels. Atheists don't live their lives as Atheists. We don't pursue a life of Atheism as most religious people pursue a life of, say, Christianity. We simply don't take God into consideration when doing things. Here's the deal. If you are a good person, you won't commit crimes, regardless of whether you are an Atheist or a Christian or a Muslim. Fun fact, Hitler was Catholic. Like most Christian propaganda, this is entirely one sided. This is not a debate, this is zealotry.
Hitler was not catholic, or a Christian. He was a pagan that's why he used so much symbolism in his hypnotic displays to the masses. If you took the time to research this monster before you compare him to anyone's faith,then you might have a point. the catholic's have had their share of bad press,do to monster's entering into their church i.e. the inquisition,crowning Napoleon emperor, hiding pedophile's just to name a few.
I care.................. GOD IS REAL AND CAN BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!! The biologically immortal organisms that lack senescence are already extremely great proof for God and his design but if you want more..... The 3 main forms of evidence that would be acceptable and legitimate in a court of law for the existence of God would be..... "Life after Death experience studies where people witness a creator God- " iands.org/resources/education/recommended-reading.html " " time.com/68381/life-beyond-death-the-science-of-the-afterlife-2/ ", .......... Multiple Studies on the effectiveness of prayer from multiple religions involving a creator God like in the book "The Divine Matrix by Gregg Braden" " www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_13?url=search-alias %3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=divine +matrix+gregg+braden&sprefix=divine+matrix%2Cstripbooks %2C195&crid=3BXKVNJABO9OK " along with other such studies proving a positive co-relation, ...... Positive co- relation to prayer in a peer reviewed study.......... jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/485161 ............ and scientific facts mentioned in the Bible before their human discovery by a divine influence, www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html ....... For example….. 1. The singing stars. Job 38:7 declares the morning stars sang together and all the sons of God shouted for joy. It sounds like a bit of Bible poetry but not much more. After all, stars shine, not sing, right? Well, it turns out scientists have been able to convert patterns from start light into audio wavelengths, according to Discovery News. The “amount of hiss” in the audio reportedly allows scientists to measure the surface gravity on a star and gauge where it is in its stellar evolution. 2. Weight of the winds. In Job 28:25, we are told that God weighed out the wind. This one may be no more self-evident to us than it was to an ancient Israelite reader of this text. But, we know from modern science that air, since it does have mass, weighs something. You might be surprised to know how much though: an estimated one ton of air is weighing down on shoulders, according to this science site (which explains that we don’t feel it because the air is exerting its force in all directions). This is pretty basic stuff for modern scientists, but it’s quite a credit to the inerrancy of Scripture that the author of Job got it right so long ago (approximately in the second millennium BC). 3. A massive fountain of water deep beneath the Earth!!! Genesis 7:11 "In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened." www.thesun.co.uk/news/2242110/scientists-discovered-water-from- biblical-great-flood-in-worlds-deepest-hole/ www.express.co.uk/news/weird/733026/Russia-science-Kola-borehole- Noah-floodwater-Bible-Genesis-theory-of-12 creation.com/oceans-of-water-deep-inside-the-earth "Scientists dig the world’s deepest hole - and find ‘water from NOAH’S FLOOD’ at the bottom The revelation also reportedly "disproves the myth" that the earth is made up of dry rocky layers" All these would stand the scrutiny of a judge and jury for the case of a creator Gods existence and the legitimacy of the Christian Faith!!! But I am feeling generous so I will give you two more great forms of evidence, how about this book where a forensic officer who is atheist studies and researches the Bible to see if it proves a historical Jesus and if he was murdered wrongfully? Cold-Case Christianity: A Homicide Detective Investigates the Claims of the Gospels www.amazon.com/Cold-Case-Christianity-Homicide-Detective- Investigates/dp/1434704696, afterward he became Christian!!! Also, why don't you just pray to God yourself and ask him if he is real? What more can I say??? Then you would have personal evidence and proof of Gods interaction yourself..... I mean, there is actually way way way more evidence for God than this but it either would go over your head or you would not understand it properly and you would question it, but this is really solid evidence and proof I have given you up above that would hold up in a court of law........... if you decide to RUN from it, at least admit to yourself that is what you are doing........ Do you believe your life, body, family and the ground you walk on are all a gift or something else? If you believe they are all something else then what do you think they all are then?
EVOLUTION DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGIN OF LIFE. Evolution: The change in allele frequency over time. Evolution is NOT a guess, just like gravity is NOT a guess. It is a SCIENTIFIC THEORY, which means it has been thoroughly backed up with evidence.
Eldrest Argo If you remember from your high school physics class, Newton didn't "discover" gravity. It was already a well established idea by his time. Newton formulated the Theory of Gravitational Constants F=G((m1*m2)/d^2) where F is force, G is the gravitational constant(6.67*10^-11 N*m^2/kg^2), m is mass, and d is distance. So in short, she was correct saying that it is a theory.
I have not watched the video yet, but I already know it will be biased, if atheists made this it will look like paradise, and if religious people made this it will be a nightmare
ok, just watched it (It was freaking hilarious) I really hope real Christians did not say things that are soooooooooooo dumb. I am an atheist and I have friends and family members who are religious and I am fine with anyone believing whatever they want, and I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is
OSIRIS REZREKTD I be sharing your experience, i just wish people would stop believing that they are "right" or that they know the "truth", i don't specify who, because many do so, on all sorts of different things, whether religion or on "who ruined the lunch order". this is what i believe to be the source for unnecessary conflict between people, and necessary conflict would be the typical war for good land to grow crops to feed our families.
prejudice always come from ignorance, ignorance isn´t bad we are all ignorants at some point, the bad and dangerous is to embrace ignorance like you do and i quote you: "I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is" so there you go you love ignorance ignorance makes you feel safe, and makes you think you know whats is going to be something like without even experience it. excuse trashy english...im a fucking igonrant too, but i dont like it
Religion existed 6000 years ago and barely explain 2 things , meanwhile modern science exist since 500 years ago and have tried to explain everything and understand everything
People, please read the description. They have taken posts from Christian fundamentalist forums and are reading the posts as if they are the Christians who wrote them. These guys are atheists making a point. Yes, this video is fake, the guys are ACTING, but, sadly, the comments they are reading aloud are very, very real.
so let me get this strait... religious people stay out of the way? what were the crusades? what about the missionaries in colonial america? (not picking on you, just had to say that...)
"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many many times." Apparently that still doesn't stop some of the most religious people in the world...
Poe's Law: Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
+Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury (Piash) Wish more people knew about this one. They made it clear at the end and in the description, but I've seen too many times a long comment chain because some guy was making a parody of them.
+Artie Moss it's not really satire it just on along the lines of mocking which is different. Satire is more of a way to metaphorically mock a vice of society and stupid Christians aren't a big enough problem to be a societal vice, although many would justifiably be able to beg to differ.
1:50 - "mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA" HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!? HOW CAN SOMETHING BE MORE SIMILAR TO SOMETHING ELSE THAN THAT SOMETHING ELSE!?!? I really hope that's a joke 'cause if not I have doubts of the survival of homo-sapiens.
This is fantastic satire. I've heard many ridiculous things from theists, but the DNA/acid dissolving thing I nearly gave up and drown myself in the kitchen sink.
I love that so many people posting comments here don't realise these 3 men are mocking idiotic Christian fundamentalists. This video was well executed.
"Idiot" wouldnt be the term to use as these were cherry picked comments from trolls. If you actually take the time to look at the sites comments you would understand alot of the arguements they are making are well plotted and firm.
Well it doesn't matter that much, there are plenty of idiots out there making stupid comments daily, religious or not. I watched a guy rant on TV about how the world was flat and it was NASA who was fooling the world that it was spherical.
+Kaloyan Stoyanov But science practiced without with love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, , gentleness, and self-control (Love - caring with compassion) will lead to destruction The society controlling powers are forcing in the direction of hatred, strife jealousies, outbursts of anger, rivalries, divisions, heresies,1 envy, murders, drunkenness (substance addictions) This is what humanist stands for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard a christian preacher recently saying this while he was talking about abusive husbands: "Unless you believe that your husband might beat you, you'll never know how much he loves you." From Ray Comfort's book, "More Than Just Comfort" “Therefore you should never take medicine to relieve pain. You should never consult a doctor or go to a hospital for treatment, because you would be interfering with the work of God in your life. If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then doctors who are fighting cancer are fighting against the work of God. If a preacher or a Christian believes the sickness is a means of chastening, then he should never pray for relief from the sickness, but rather pray that the cancer will continue to grow until the chastening is completed”. "If I were you I would be more concerned your own unbelief in God. The only sin that cannot be forgiven is unbelief. Jesus died for all the sins of the world except for unbelief in Him. Unbelief in Christ is the worst sin, it is worse than murder. Because rejecting Christ lasts for eternity in a place called hell." Christian: "The easiest religion to troll is atheism." Atheist: "Says the people who have a meltdown over a starbucks cup." "They cant intellectually beat us" *Ray comfort at the reason rally 2016.
The guy in the hat is very convincing and hilarious! The fact that a lot of people believes this is real is a testament to what a great job these guys did, and of course, how stupid some people are.
Well, while the actors themselves don't actually believe this and they gave their lines in a mocking fashion, the lines themselves are from fundamentalist forums. So, there's more or less people who do think like this.
Daniel Henriksen Sure but still four words, as one of the words only has one letter, while others have 9, 2 and 3. But the point remains... it was a quote from the video and there were four words not three.
1:59 - "The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything a scientist will tell them." Replace "a scientist" with "the bible". The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything the bible will tell them. It makes me sad that he describes himself when you just replace two words. He probably didn't even come up with that himself.
Yann G Yes they do, but not the actors in this video who repeat these words. Some think that those who speak in this video really mean what they are saying when all they do is repeating what has been written on a christian forum.
Juice Box TWDG HAHA I wrote the exact same thing without reading the comments below. I've been thinking that A LOT lately when reading what many americans thinks...
DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY
THAT DNA ISN'T REAL?
+5raptorboy1 Kkkk desoxyribonucleic acid, would desolve everything... kkkkk That is a joke to anyone past basic school and just a little bit honest about the world that surrounds one.
+Tiago Goll O. kkk?
+Spencer Launey ?
Tiago Goll O. why did you keep saying "kkkkk"?
+Spencer Launey I don't know, kkkkk.
People who say a country wouldn't do well without God have never been to Sweden. Or Finland. Or Norway.
of course and they had gods every culture on planet earth had a god no exception
Yeah, they are getting god judgement through immigrants.
I'd rather have those people come here and not having being blown to bits in their homeland
Jorge nitales I can't tell if joking or not haha.
He's probably not
The thing is...these guys are atheists, but these are real things people HAVE said.
Only some people, by what I mean that only little
It's sad that people believe this is what all Christians are like
Abdhi Rahman Sallah Mohammed it's sad because alot of them are like this lol good majority actually
Olivia Stilley Oh !...now, they are atheists....that's creatards behaviour....
Ateo forever it was said off of a Christian website the atheists are actors bro lol
I know it's satire but the fact that many Christians I debate have actually claimed these things is still astounding to me
How? I believe because there’s literally no reason not to. Every so often I say a prayer asking for forgiveness. After that I can do whatever. Within reason of course. ( I.E. No mass genocide )
Tactical Doge its a waste of time and distracting from real life. That's why. Edit: if people are happy believing then i don't give a damn if they do what they want. But when they bring it into a debate they deserve their ass to be ripped apart. God has no part in logic and science and that's that.
xaviu5 yes. Very correct. Until they act like there's things that prove people should be religious. I dont care if people believe. But acting like its fact and trying to tell other people as such shows a severe lack of logical skills which is arguably a sign of lower intelligence to some. I'm not saying they're dumb, but certainly lack critical thinking skills if they think there's real evidence for it.
Maniacal Ghoul Then you're just meeting the wrong Christians.
xaviu5 the most insulting thing you just said, is misspelling “atheists”
"I can sum it up in 3 words: Evolution is a lie!"
This has to be a fucking joke
Ok this is a joke, has to be
Read the description and it explains the stupidity
Well you just responded so apparently not
+John Smith They are acting out a article.
+John Smith
We don't math much, do we John? And, there's no such thing as an evolutionist, just those who understand evolution and those who don't.
This is a parody, right?
The people in the video are actors, but they are saying things Christians actually said in forums.
So the content is real, but the video itself is a parody.
Pandoras Apple How are people this dumb?
Brainwashing someone since they are little kids can really blurry one's perception of the world.
It's sad...but it's often the case for many religious people.
It isn't that they are dumb, they are just conditioned into a doctrine that threats them with eternal torment if they dare question it...
Pandoras Apple damn...
***** It's what some fundamentalist Christians really believe. Believe it or burn. Atheists would never shield their children from destructive, amoral behavior.
Some people don't realize the stupidity of what they put on the web. Eventually you catch them in great hypocrisy or contradiction.
If god created us from dust.. then how come we are not born dust?
If we evolved from dust HOW IS THERE STILL DUST IN THE WORLD!?
Foshu Fosuki if the US came from England, how is there still an England?
evolution is a fact
John B damn right.
Heyward Shepherd actually, we can observe the big bang through experiments, and we have seen evolution take place in labs
Dug this up in 2018. If you guys decided to recreate this almost a decade later, you would be finding the EXACT same lines. How sad is that?
very unfortunate
Funny, some christian's said many things you hear in this video yesterday.
Atheists are basically not any better than a hundred years ago either. Your tribe is just as shit as the other one. If not worse considering these are fringe arguments, while atheists seems to be getting more and more radical.
It’s been going for thousands of years and we still keep taking huge backwards steps into religion and faith (Faith) belief in something without sufficient evidence. The earth is flat god is real the world is only 6k years old people are immortal theory’s and evidence against what I say is made up miracles and fairies exist my faith in humanity however no longer dose 😂 jk I’m getting there though
asd asd atheists are not a group of people that share a belief like religious people why is that so hard to understand if I could help any religious person I think the best way is to provide them with a dictionary so they eventually understand the words they criticise through no other means than misuse
So....this has been up for 7 years and people STILL don't know it's a joke and they were making fun of what they read on a Christian Website? Nice catching up Einsteins. BTW, Stliptivity, if you're still reading comments, funny stuff!
+Lori zh Every now and then ;)
sliptivity Thanks for the reply, this made me laugh by the way, so thanks for that too :)
thanks for clearing that up. I freaked out for a minute
+1 !
+Lori zh Atheists are generally dumbfucks that cant see past sarcasm.They will gladly shit on Christianity any chance they get.
If God isn't real, why is there potato? Obviously a hooman didn't invention potato. Must be Jesus.
Check me atheist
***** just trying to help and make feel emotion so feel god and you dont evil.
***** I not evil for so you should be not aswell because jesus loves and you is he loves.
***** hope really do i make you understand :3
***** maybe have google work not for but I do!
***** Oh lol I thought you knew I was trolling! Haha one point for sam here! I have no life lol!
If you would literally kill people if you had no god then by all means STAY WITH A GOD and consult with a psychologist.
*****
Don't feel too bad about your "blunder". These are actors quoting what Christians have actually said and written. It would be helpful if the specific sources were quoted tho'.
Jonh Swanson any one who is losing faith in God just become an exorcist go in to the field of exorcism and possession not many take that path but I admire the one's who do you are close to my heart my favorite people
This whole "im only good cuz religion and morals" thing is retarded as fuck. Dont be a good person for your own selfish reasons like going to heaven (which doesnt exist, f$ck off) be a good person because you actually want to be a decent person.
Nucleaus what if you get possessed
Moth Man i dont think that happens. Everytime something supernatural happens it was recorded with a potato-500.
The deoxyribonucleic acid statement was hilarious
I wanted to kill myself when I heard that
The dumbest thing I have heard
That definitely made me laugh but then it made me sad that people actually think shit like that.
It’s satire
This kinda stuff is my shit. Ive straight up heard like half of those arguments from christians just in passing conversation.
I Hope you guys know these guys are athiest, their just using sattire
oh
Yes, but the comments where real, this is mind boggling how can they be so ignorant.
+Chosen 1 of the nonexistent God it's a joke man. A giant joke.
I didn't know they were atheists, I just thought they were homosexuals
A strong clue indicating that a dissenter is arguing from an untenable position is when insults and profane language is substituted for a coherent response. This is particular obvious when his opponent's character, rather than the content of an argument is challenged. As Bertrand Russell pointed out “ad hominem is the last ditch defence of the losing side.” Then again what would he say about the bitter, angry lost souls whose profanities litter YT religious forums like this?
Clearly, atheism has vested interest in rejecting God. The abundant use of emotional diatribes and sheer lack of argumentation prove the issue is not intellectual, nor science related, but MORAL:
You guys realise this is satire, mocking fundamentalists right?
It just proves you are dumb
Not exactly. These are REAL quotes, but they are only acting it out in the manner of fundamentalists.
Its word by word quotes from real christians.. The people in the video are actors though..
I would call that mocking via mimicry tbh.
its hilarious
the black robes thing XD.
anyone remember the KK-
shhhh
what? you know the old christian group that-
SHHHHH
but isn-
SHUT UP. LOGIC HURTS MY HEAD.
+Douglas Lawrie Right? Because atheists apparently only hate Christians, and want them to die. But you know, who cares about the KKK, its not like they killed people for other beliefs, or anything like that.
+It's Him i dont think you even know what an atheist is if you use that logic.
Island Sky I was being sarcastic
+Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo
+Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo
Wow, I was baffled by all the stawman arguments, but the real treasure of this video is the acting. I thought they were the one's holding that belief. Not reading a forum post.
It pays to read the Description box
+bex
Yea. In my opinion that's what makes this video so good. I love their acting. It reminds me of all the times christians would argue with me.
You could really feel the passion emanating off their ignorant statements.
Idk why I got a notification for this now, but to address the first two:
Did you only read half of my comment?
bex
Ok. You got me. BUT, try to keep up with the ever changing aspects of YT. Now you get notified of more shit than ever.
bex .
....have you ever wondered why ?
Could it be you've been "trained" to HEAR rather than actually LISTEN.
Your admitted "shock" at the realisation is a potential gateway to a broader awareness of the media in general.
P S I hope your progress in self-awareness leads you to further insights .
Best of luck.
If god isn't real - who keeps the australians from falling off the eart?
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
You can almost say checkmate.
If we are all Gods children why was Jesus so special?
Teddy Hanley If I know my Christian answers its because he really isn't his son, but God himself born as his own child. Just think about that for a second..... does it sound stupid? It sounds like that to me at least.
Yes that sounds stupid
Gravity lmao! You've gotta be a troll! There is no way somebody is that dumb!
Wait… religious people are that dumb… lol
READ THE DESCRIPTION BOX
Pfh. Education
Thanks
WATCH THE FUCKIN VIDEO
Ma Eve oh shit this is real
LolrpmBeats I knew this wasn't serious and the description and text at the end just makes it 999999999% more hilarious
Satire at its best.
This....
Ruby Rose the funniest thing..... is at the end it states that all of it is actual typed conversation on fundamentalist forums.
+Ruby “Schnee” Rose This isn't satire. It says at the end that the things they say in the video are copied word for word from fundamentalist forums.
Rwby v3
+Ruby “Schnee” Rose guys wear skirts. that's satire at its best
Showed my Christian friend this. He was just grinning at me saying, "I know, right? This is so true." I just shook my head, closed my laptop, and walked away. We are not friends anymore.
so u disregarded him and walked away? what does that make u then?
It makes them a sensible human, who's had enough of tolerating religitards.
Master Pole, just the bigots
Austin B, a reasonable person. I would not want to hangout with someone that would believe the crap that those people are saying in this video.
Kinda seems like you set a trap.
I was done at: "I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie!"
I just found it funny that he couldn't even count :)
exactly what i was thinking :D :D
i've seen this video 3 or 4 times and it wasn't until i read this i saw it wasn't 3 words.... i need to finish school
All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.
unless you don't count a as word so then it would be 3 words perspective
He just described my atheist family, That's exactly what happens.
Mike Roy oh, sorry.
Anton Holmberg I just lolled so hard, thanks mate :D
The dude with the cap, explaining the world of atheism, haha that's fucking pure gold. I'm not even sure how he manages to keep a straight face, the camera men must be laughing their asses off. Guy should be a proper actor.
I would deadass watch a movie of his
If Atheists Ruled the World. that day 18+ things will is simple.People will kill each other because this will be simple. İmmoral women will be everywhere.I think atheist rules will be but that day is doomsday.The end of the page...
Its hard to tell if things are sarcasm or honest opinions sometimes on the internet.
yeah I think this is one of those rare videos that should of been like 30mins log. Their 5-10min video - followed by the 20mins of out takes and bloopers.
Isn’t he is own camera man?
this comment section be like
"this is fake!!!!"
then five people will explain how they didn't pay attention, and it was an act based on entries on a christian forum. then after those five explanation, someone comes in and says
"yeah I know totally fake! it's like they're acting!"
Interviewer: Sir, do you believe in god?
Person: Yes
Interviewer: Do you believe in unicorns?
Person: No
Interviewer: And why is that?
Person: Because I’ve never seen a unicorn.
This video was pretty funny.
Artem Novikov i can smell youre assburger
Wavium straight savage. Also, nice profile pic!
A real unicorn is a one horned rhinoceros
Jimmy Deen
Person: But why do you care what I believe?
Artem Novikov Would you like some fries with that salt?
is it a compilation of the worst christian arguments?
It seems so fake...
Moi pnj thats cus it is, obviously its a joke
well... yeah and nah. the actors are just that: actors, but the script was all taken word for word from real text on fundamentalist sites.
It is fake
did anyone care to read the end? it explained it. and those are the dumbest and most ridiculous things i have ever heard. In my opinion, and i would hope most peoples opinion, this world would be a much better place if everyone lived by the rules of logic and common sense instead of a ski fairy that plays puppet with the world. I like how the one described the kkk which is derived from a religious background..... just saying that atheism isn't based on a colt or an organized gathering, science is proven individually across the globe... that's why its way the hell more reliable than any god.
+Moi pnj
It seems fake, but I swear I've heard some these arguments in real life.
Is this why the internet invented facepalms?
Sorry
Is this the reason why the people who frequently go on the internet invented the facepalm?
Yes
+Web -Trawler And? I already knew that it's kinda obvious
Web -Trawler same here dude. just checking
+Artie Moss these are real. They are taken from a Christian website I think
The guy in the beanie though, so ironic the fact he said atheist will wear the hoods and burn the christian when in the past. That's what exactly happened to the atheist.
G it's good to see smarter people in the comments
G a few places still do that
It’s also what the luciferian Freemasons do today to children
Unless God descends from the sky and shows Himself we atheists will never believe He's real.
*she
***** *shim
lolwut
FeedMoreNoobs But... if he comes down... don't we all die?
A Genie That will never grant your wishes If he cums down, then yes. There will be a gigantic flood and we all die.
I'm a christian, and I know I should be mad at this, but its so unrealistic its fucking hilarious.
patalootion While I am happy that you can see the irrationality in the structure and content of the dialog you may have missed that all of the text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. While it most certainly is " fucking hilarious" it is in no was "unrealistic". These are arguments that those of us who chose to immerse ourselves in the fundamentalist sub-culture see quite often...
Its seems more like a generalization of all Christians, more than a display of fundamentalist views. While, yes it does show these people taking the words of the bible quite literally, it does not specifically say that they are fundamentalists. And I only meant toward certain parts, such as the acid comment, anyone with a 3rd grade education, understands that DNA, and RNA, will not melt your body.
patalootion Once again, I am happy that you can see the errors in the arguments caricatured in the video. My only point was to say that these arguments are very realistic. As to not specifying that they were fundamentalist arguments I would point you to the description where it says "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."
You see I think we mostly agree that these are ridiculous arguments, but those arguments (and other irrational or unconvincing arguments) are all the skeptical ever get from deists. I recognize that there are different views on the bible and religion in general- some more rational than others. But in the end believing in a magical being that exists outside of the physical world but cares who you have sex with is something I would say is irrational. In fact, believing in magical beings in general is pretty irrational.
I am not trying to antagonize you but (to me at least) it seems a little trite to say "These views on god are uninformed and ignorant of science, but mine are adequate and supported". Yes, some things like the acid comment show a lack of understanding of the principals in question, but what are the arguments or evidence that convinced you of your beliefs?
wow, uh, not gonna read all that.
you think it I didn't read it because it refutes me? lol We weren't even having an argument, that is if you bothered to read the comments, He was just educating me about something he thought I didn't know. And I was too tired to learn. And you obviously didn't even try to think here, because I had made it clear that I am not a fundamentalist, and I can't be a generalization, because it isn't an insult, as you used it, it is a concept.
I am a satanist and even I have never tied someone to a wooden x and burned them.
its satire
They're actual post from fundamentalist Christians on a forum.
oh well shit then
but if you sure that there will be no punishments of your governments on doing it , you will not mind mabey on doing it because you do not have fear from the creator
The Wolf Among Sheep im a satanist aswell and i think we help our spieces way more then religous bigots
"Mice DNA is more similar to humans, than human DNA.
Now read it aloud, but slowly.
"i can sum it up in three words, Evolution is a lie"
uummmm that is four words sir
HOLY SHIT I WATCHED THIS IN 2012 AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND IT AGAIN EVER SINCE THANK YOU SO MUCH
i have very mixed feelings about this
Alex T Why? What mixed feeling art thou having?
***** In school, we learn about the theory of evolution and the big bang theory. But, they also tell us that science and religion are closely related
lol YW! :333
if we came from our parents then why are there still parents?
your the idiot here for thinking he was serious
Please tell me that this is a joke.
They're quoting Christian comments from forums. :T
+Christian Aldama
Once again these useless orang-utans prove that neanderthals are far from extinct.
+Christian Aldama It absolutely is a joke. One of them mentions Deoxyribonucleic acid, saying how scientists purposely use big words to trip up christians (which is a clear stab at christians right there, essentially saying you don't need to dumb things down for atheists but christians need special help to understand), and then how acid dissolves things and if we had that in our bodies we'd be dead. Well, Deoxyribonucleic acid is DNA. www.wikiwand.com/en/DNA It's like saying "Oh my god, I just found out we've got dihydrogen monoxide in our water!" and freaking people out just like a fairly notorious hoax ( www.wikiwand.com/en/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax ) or buying a bottle with a warning label that says it contains dihydrogen monoxide. Whenever it's the chemical name for water.
ko3829
not so quick, young padawan! :(
These are real comments taken from a Christian website.
Don’t believe the scientists, who are actual people with evidence, believe an old book.
Ludwig Grundberg i was about to point that out.
Ludwig Grundberg Of course you just made up that number, like every atheists ever makes up new evidence against religion.
Lost Its true though.
So true. If christians are so positive that 'God' exists then why don't they stop relying on that shitty old fart of a book and use todays technology to find out and gain proof... Oh wait... God doesn't need proof! They just can't stop making exuses to not find any evidence as if they know deep down they would find God not to be real. I mean im 15 and I can tell you this.
The Bible is not just a book like you blatantly express it to be...the Bible is the word of the Living God. The reason you say such thing is because you deny God and do not read it yourself.
Message to all: These are actors re-enacting some comments they found on a website.
Aw come now, don't ruin the fun! :)
Oh, I was almost fooled there.
i secound that!
impressive. they read all that crap without cracking a smile or laughing. The first one is chillingly good. reminded me of a sociopath. but this is funny as hell, seriously
Willy Wonka said: blame it on the...
P A R E N T S
Are these trolls? Please let them be trolls
Oh forget it I just went to their webpage
They are trolling, still they have a lot to learn about everything. Cringe worthy shit from know-it-all kids..
If atheists ruled the world, does that mean weed can be legalized faster? Hey, just checking up on the priorities.
Considering tobacco is technically worse, they'd either make both weed and tobacco illegal or legalise them both.
+thatisatastyburger hahahaha best comment so far
+thatisatastyburger If you think about it, legalizing medical drugs would render criminal drug trade a lot more inert. You're probably safer getting drugs from a professional doctor than some drug dealer on the street, since professionals would care more about keeping their job reputation, so you give them good credit and they'll treat you well unlike criminal street dealers who'll probably give you more dangerous cheap produced drugs for more $.
thatisatastyburger I'm an atheist. Smoking our lungs is bad a result in the future. painful cancer. stay out of chemical combustion. If you don't agree with these it's fine
Vote Atheist.
This gave me cancer. Tumors are on my cancer. Ebola has infected my tumor.
Khoi, trust me, this gave me cancer as well, ad im christian
shin joey this was funny
?
this is serious, people are actually this stupid.
which is funny
I know this is satire but it scares me that there are actually people who think like this
For any of you who ask these questions over and over are they trolling? yes they are, they are atheist's but they are giving a representation on how stupid arguments can get with christians.
Also it's really well done since many people believe it's real or ask if they are trolling. It just goes to show how those arguments can turn out.
***** No they just got what really stupid Christians were saying, and used that here...
Duh, everyone knows the black robe is for Taco Tuesday. The _red_ robe is for burning Christians.
Guys this is all wrong we all know that I the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all the spices in my noodely greatness
The Flying Spaghetti Monster, hail to The Flying Spaghetti Monster
The Flying Spaghetti Monster and dr. p created the flying spaghetti monster
Like if you get it
Guys, everyone knows cthulu is our almighty lord and savior.
Michael Lamb oh shit you rite
Ramen
Category *Education*
Education on what nutters believe. Know thy enemy.
ImThatGuy you are that guy
"I'm gonna sum up evolution for you in 3 words, it is a lie" umm that's four words buddy, thank you for compiling these quotes, they had me laughing throughout half of it.
its acting, but they are quotes from real christians
TE4MTIGER I understand this but thanks for clarifying anyway bro
He didn't say it...
But he still used four words because he included evolution after he said he would sum it up in three words
tom kwon I know, I was quoting the video
This... isn't real, is it?
Guys?
Please... tell me that this is a joke... some kind of, of sarcasm. Guys?
Yes
They read comments from Christian forums and made a video about them
Kermit Credit were credit is due, they did quite a convincing job, reading this comments as it were really their opinions.
Kermit
Glad to hear that, cause at first I took that seriously because some Christians actually act exactly like that, they are doing a great job.
0:39...I am trying my best *NOT* to facepalm...
...still trying...
...STILL TRYING!...
*facepalm*
In fact, this whole video is trying to make me facepalm...do these guys have no common knowledge? It seems like they are trying to combine their common sense with low amount of knowledge...that is a stupid thing to do man, really stupid. >.>
Grimy Screamer Not 'these guys', just a few people in an online Christian fundamentalist forums. Read the description, dude.
tricky smith By "these guys", I meant the guys in the video, from the Christian Fundamentalist forums. I have read the description, dude. :)
Okay, sorry. Wasn't sure about that. (But you know the guys in the video are not the guys who wrote these texts? Sorry again, I know I am annoying :D)
tricky smith Haha, it's fine. I am not sure whether they did or did not, but whoever came up with that text...well...let's just say he won't be getting a cookie anytime soon. :)
In other words, they claim morality came from a higher power...
Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt morality evolve in time with people to basically tell us what is beneficial for us as a croup? I mean, if we look back just about a hundred years, some things that are now bad were not considered problematic about a hundred years ago. Gods are basically something people came up with to explain the world, and after we managed to understand it with science, we started to get even more curious on how the universe works.
Sleeping Groke no it doesn't evolve with time... It evolves with revolutions, changes etc. And the reason why we don't worship everything what god says is because of the protestant church. Church, hear that good?, church.
Class The Communist Not sure about you, but I don't worship any type of gods. That goes double for monoteistic religions. Instead, I believe in spirits of nature.
Sleeping Groke worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.
*worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.*
So?
Class The Communist nigga.....that's time....*facepalm*
"I often debate evolutionists because I believe that they narrow-mindingly believe evolution is real without questioning it, I don't care how god did what he did, I know he did it" I think this was a parody to make fun of Christians, I mean who would be so stupid and hypocritical to say that we believe in something narrow mindingly without questioning it, and then doing it right after saying it.
yep
These are quotes from Christians on websites. They parody themselves.
I think there are actually plenty of people like that
Not a parody at all if the information comes word for word from fundamentalist sites.
Alright, so from what I've gathered: The GUYS are acting.
The lines that they're reading are real.
Atheist here. I find this offensive on so many levels.
Atheists don't live their lives as Atheists. We don't pursue a life of Atheism as most religious people pursue a life of, say, Christianity. We simply don't take God into consideration when doing things.
Here's the deal. If you are a good person, you won't commit crimes, regardless of whether you are an Atheist or a Christian or a Muslim. Fun fact, Hitler was Catholic.
Like most Christian propaganda, this is entirely one sided. This is not a debate, this is zealotry.
You do know this isn't propaganda right? Did you read the description and watch until the end?
I'm talking about the people who originally made it, not the person who re-uploaded it.
Hitler was not catholic, or a Christian. He was a pagan that's why he used so much symbolism in his hypnotic displays to the masses. If you took the time to research this monster before you compare him to anyone's faith,then you might have a point. the catholic's have had their share of bad press,do to monster's entering into their church i.e. the inquisition,crowning Napoleon emperor, hiding pedophile's just to name a few.
Andy Tharenar Explain how you don't have a god complex...?
"I really don't care how god did, what he did. I just know he did it"
I love that.
I care..................
GOD IS REAL AND CAN BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!!
The biologically immortal organisms that lack senescence are already
extremely great proof for God and his design but if you want more.....
The 3 main forms of evidence that would be acceptable and legitimate in a
court of law for the
existence of God would be.....
"Life after Death experience studies where people witness a creator God-
" iands.org/resources/education/recommended-reading.html "
" time.com/68381/life-beyond-death-the-science-of-the-afterlife-2/
", ..........
Multiple Studies on the effectiveness of prayer from multiple religions
involving a creator God
like in the book "The Divine Matrix by Gregg Braden" "
www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_13?url=search-alias
%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=divine
+matrix+gregg+braden&sprefix=divine+matrix%2Cstripbooks
%2C195&crid=3BXKVNJABO9OK " along with
other such studies proving a positive co-relation, ...... Positive co-
relation to prayer in a
peer reviewed study..........
jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/485161
............
and scientific facts mentioned in the Bible before their human discovery by
a divine influence,
www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html .......
For example…..
1. The singing stars. Job 38:7 declares the morning stars sang together and
all the sons of God shouted for joy. It sounds like a bit of Bible poetry
but not much more. After all, stars shine, not sing, right? Well, it turns
out scientists have been able to convert patterns from start light into
audio wavelengths, according to Discovery News. The “amount of hiss” in the
audio reportedly allows scientists to measure the surface gravity on a star
and gauge where it is in its stellar evolution.
2. Weight of the winds. In Job 28:25, we are told that God weighed out the
wind. This one may be no more self-evident to us than it was to an ancient
Israelite reader of this text. But, we know from modern science that air,
since it does have mass, weighs something. You might be surprised to know
how much though: an estimated one ton of air is weighing down on shoulders,
according to this science site (which explains that we don’t feel it because
the air is exerting its force in all directions). This is pretty basic stuff
for modern scientists, but it’s quite a credit to the inerrancy of Scripture
that the author of Job got it right so long ago (approximately in the second
millennium BC).
3. A massive fountain of water deep beneath the Earth!!! Genesis 7:11 "In
the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth
day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep
broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened."
www.thesun.co.uk/news/2242110/scientists-discovered-water-from-
biblical-great-flood-in-worlds-deepest-hole/
www.express.co.uk/news/weird/733026/Russia-science-Kola-borehole-
Noah-floodwater-Bible-Genesis-theory-of-12
creation.com/oceans-of-water-deep-inside-the-earth
"Scientists dig the world’s deepest hole - and find ‘water from NOAH’S
FLOOD’ at the bottom The revelation also reportedly "disproves the myth"
that the earth is made up of dry rocky layers"
All these would stand the scrutiny of a judge and jury for the case of a
creator Gods existence
and the legitimacy of the Christian Faith!!!
But I am feeling generous so I will give you two more great forms of
evidence, how about this
book where a forensic officer who is atheist studies and researches the
Bible to see if it proves
a historical Jesus and if he was murdered wrongfully?
Cold-Case Christianity: A Homicide Detective Investigates the Claims of the
Gospels
www.amazon.com/Cold-Case-Christianity-Homicide-Detective-
Investigates/dp/1434704696,
afterward he became Christian!!!
Also, why don't you just pray to God yourself and ask him if he is real?
What more can I say??? Then you would have
personal evidence and proof of Gods interaction yourself.....
I mean, there is actually way way way more evidence for God than this but it
either would go over
your head or you would not understand it properly and you would question it,
but this is really
solid evidence and proof I have given you up above that would hold up in a
court of law........... if you decide to RUN from it, at
least admit to yourself that is what you are doing........
Do you believe your life, body, family and the ground you walk on are all a
gift or something else? If you believe they are all something else then what
do you think they all are then?
This is incredibly brilliant, How on earth did they keep a straight face.
EVOLUTION DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGIN OF LIFE.
Evolution: The change in allele frequency over time.
Evolution is NOT a guess, just like gravity is NOT a guess. It is a SCIENTIFIC THEORY, which means it has been thoroughly backed up with evidence.
It's Newton's LAW of Gravity, not Newton's THEORY of Gravity, although I do agree with everything else you say.
Eldrest Argo If you remember from your high school physics class, Newton didn't "discover" gravity. It was already a well established idea by his time. Newton formulated the Theory of Gravitational Constants F=G((m1*m2)/d^2) where F is force, G is the gravitational constant(6.67*10^-11 N*m^2/kg^2), m is mass, and d is distance. So in short, she was correct saying that it is a theory.
Eldrest Argo Laws involve mathematics. Theories do not. That is pretty much the distinction most of my professors give me between 'law' and 'theory'.
Marie Annelise Hoffman
So does the String theory not involve Math?
Tolli1989 Yes, I like to communicate my work on string theory through feelings and abstract paintings, it's quite a form of self-expression really.
Please tell me that they are trolling.
i hope they are, no one can be this stupid
I've heard that these guys are acting and using words from some sort of survey or comments or something.
UltimateDerp101 "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums" -Description.
iveseenbigfoot Ok
SilentMartyr Please tell me you are trolling, they were actors but sadly this is all from christian forums. Wich was by the way stated in the video ;)
0:20 :"I can say it up in 3 words:'Evolution is a lie'" 🤦
Yeah creationists are very Smart 🙄
くださいあなたの心に従って It’s a skit boi
Good thing we atheists are smart enough to get the joke.
Eh erm.
That person could’ve said “ *Evolution’s* a lie”, then it’d be 3 words.
I have not watched the video yet, but I already know it will be biased, if atheists made this it will look like paradise, and if religious people made this it will be a nightmare
ok, just watched it (It was freaking hilarious)
I really hope real Christians did not say things that are soooooooooooo dumb. I am an atheist and I have friends and family members who are religious and I am fine with anyone believing whatever they want, and I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is
OSIRIS REZREKTD I be sharing your experience, i just wish people would stop believing that they are "right" or that they know the "truth", i don't specify who, because many do so, on all sorts of different things, whether religion or on "who ruined the lunch order". this is what i believe to be the source for unnecessary conflict between people, and necessary conflict would be the typical war for good land to grow crops to feed our families.
Ben Zuniga I'm just glad 'somebody' understands
why, because i was right? I dont see how that is a valid statement, it was very biased
prejudice always come from ignorance, ignorance isn´t bad we are all ignorants at some point, the bad and dangerous is to embrace ignorance like you do
and i quote you: "I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is"
so there you go you love ignorance ignorance makes you feel safe, and makes you think you know whats is going to be something like without even experience it.
excuse trashy english...im a fucking igonrant too, but i dont like it
How does the guy in the hat keep such a straight face when reciting his lines? 😂😂😂
Comments like these are why there should be more atheists or more common sense.
Religion existed 6000 years ago and barely explain 2 things , meanwhile modern science exist since 500 years ago and have tried to explain everything and understand everything
People, please read the description. They have taken posts from Christian fundamentalist forums and are reading the posts as if they are the Christians who wrote them. These guys are atheists making a point. Yes, this video is fake, the guys are ACTING, but, sadly, the comments they are reading aloud are very, very real.
so let me get this strait... religious people stay out of the way? what were the crusades? what about the missionaries in colonial america?
(not picking on you, just had to say that...)
maxwell simon The 9/11 bombers where very religious
This is funny but there are religious people that think like this.
"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many many times."
Apparently that still doesn't stop some of the most religious people in the world...
I want to give you all credit. 15 years and you still update your website every day. That's amazing. I am on your side here.
"I can sum it up in three words... EVOLUTION IS A LIE"
apparently maths and english is too
*****
We say maths in the UK, as it's short for mathematics.
Don't forget gravity, that's just a theory.
These guys are pretty good at acting.... Had me fooled for a while
Deoxiribonucleicacid is DNA
There is scientific readership proving evolution
And I realized It was a joke wasn't it.
Wasn't a joke. The people reading it are athiests, but everything they say comes of Christian fundamentalist forums. So they were said by real people.
stfu I bet i have more chromosomes than you
Oh don't worry, we can tell your chromosome count is also higher than average (joke)
Isn't additional chromosome called a Down syndrome?
www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/science/what-believing-in-god-does-to-your-brain-a6950956.html%3Famp
"If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would've killed many many times"
I hope none of you think this is actually real.
D'ya read the description, or bold letters at the end of video? ;)
I did, but decided I would ignore all the "+1s" I'm getting.
Poe's Law: Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.
+Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury (Piash) Wish more people knew about this one. They made it clear at the end and in the description, but I've seen too many times a long comment chain because some guy was making a parody of them.
+Cool Cool Yes, they should have put it into the beginning of the video.
+Artie Moss it's not really satire it just on along the lines of mocking which is different. Satire is more of a way to metaphorically mock a vice of society and stupid Christians aren't a big enough problem to be a societal vice, although many would justifiably be able to beg to differ.
Reading out loud is not satire or parody. It's just reading out loud.
Yeah, I didn't realize they were just reading out! I didn't even have any idea what this channel was actually about!
1:50 - "mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA"
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!? HOW CAN SOMETHING BE MORE SIMILAR TO SOMETHING ELSE THAN THAT SOMETHING ELSE!?!? I really hope that's a joke 'cause if not I have doubts of the survival of homo-sapiens.
This is fantastic satire. I've heard many ridiculous things from theists, but the DNA/acid dissolving thing I nearly gave up and drown myself in the kitchen sink.
I love that so many people posting comments here don't realise these 3 men are mocking idiotic Christian fundamentalists. This video was well executed.
Yes, I love it, but it also frustrates me. Is there a cure for aspbergers? Did I spell that right?
David Taylor I think it's aspergers, though I'm not sure.
Qwasslo
Thanks. I can always check on wycapudio.
"Idiot" wouldnt be the term to use as these were cherry picked comments from trolls.
If you actually take the time to look at the sites comments you would understand alot of the arguements they are making are well plotted and firm.
Well it doesn't matter that much, there are plenty of idiots out there making stupid comments daily, religious or not. I watched a guy rant on TV about how the world was flat and it was NASA who was fooling the world that it was spherical.
I can sum it up in three words:
Evolution is a lie
Four, cupcake. That's FOUR.
Yes that is the point of putting that one in this video...
Humanists should rule the world.
Kaloyan Stoyanov I am a Humanist, AHHH I DEMAND YOU TO BE EQUAL AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE A BAD GUY!
+Kaloyan Stoyanov
But science practiced without with love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, , gentleness, and self-control (Love - caring with compassion) will lead to destruction
The society controlling powers are forcing in the direction of hatred, strife jealousies, outbursts of anger, rivalries, divisions, heresies,1 envy, murders, drunkenness (substance addictions)
This is what humanist stands for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
do these people actually think this is how atheists think?
dagamerguyofawesome yes. Not most of them but yes.
Yes cause they seek truth but all they can do is guess.
I am talking about the "let me paint a picture for you" part
dagamerguyofawesome oh no i dont think atheist think like that but some people do cause they watch too much porn hahaha.
Its satire
The DNA comment left me in stitches xD
i was literally drinking water water when i hear it, the water burst all over my keyboard
not know if god created oil was hilarious
The guy with the hat is hilarious with his delivery. I hope we see more of him in the future.
Honestly sometimes I feel like the professor in Futurama "I don't wanna live in this world anymore"
OMG Juice Box TWDG
Heard a christian preacher recently saying this while he was talking about abusive husbands: "Unless you believe that your husband might beat you, you'll never know how much he loves you."
From Ray Comfort's book, "More Than Just Comfort"
“Therefore you should never take medicine to relieve pain. You should never consult a doctor or go to a hospital for treatment, because you would be interfering with the work of God in your life. If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then doctors who are fighting cancer are fighting against the work of God. If a preacher or a Christian believes the sickness is a means of chastening, then he should never pray for relief from the sickness, but rather pray that the cancer will continue to grow until the chastening is completed”.
"If I were you I would be more concerned your own unbelief in God. The only sin that cannot be forgiven is unbelief. Jesus died for all the sins of the world except for unbelief in Him. Unbelief in Christ is the worst sin, it is worse than murder. Because rejecting Christ lasts for eternity in a place called hell."
Christian: "The easiest religion to troll is atheism."
Atheist: "Says the people who have a meltdown over a starbucks cup."
"They cant intellectually beat us" *Ray comfort at the reason rally 2016.
If you didn't understand, they were trolling!
Hehe its hard to tell
The guy in the hat is very convincing and hilarious!
The fact that a lot of people believes this is real is a testament to what a great job these guys did, and of course, how stupid some people are.
permos12345 , don't underestimate the power of these dumb cunts.
I am so incredibly glad that this is a joke
Well, while the actors themselves don't actually believe this and they gave their lines in a mocking fashion, the lines themselves are from fundamentalist forums. So, there's more or less people who do think like this.
Loved how the last part was very true for religions among each other.
THREE WORDS: EVOLUTION IS A LIE!
4 words uhum.. :p
kenroy larmond lol I was quoting the video
ow ok my bad :p
3 words and one leter
Daniel Henriksen Sure but still four words, as one of the words only has one letter, while others have 9, 2 and 3. But the point remains... it was a quote from the video and there were four words not three.
1:59 - "The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything a scientist will tell them." Replace "a scientist" with "the bible".
The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything the bible will tell them. It makes me sad that he describes himself when you just replace two words. He probably didn't even come up with that himself.
This is fucking hilarious
One of my favorites, which sadly never made it into FSTDT:
"How could bulls evolve, if all bulls are male? It's your funeral, atheists."
stop it please
ik it's a joke
but holy shit
"then why aren't humans born apes?"
after reading the comments I can't believe that people don't realize that this is a joke
This was so stupid i hope it was a joke
Lol. It was. These were taken from a Christian Fundamentalist forum
The text is authentically from a christian fundamentalist forum.
Austin Peebles so it's not a joke. some people actually think this stuff.
Yann G
Yes they do, but not the actors in this video who repeat these words.
Some think that those who speak in this video really mean what they are saying when all they do is repeating what has been written on a christian forum.
you didnt watch the whole video
The christians are doing an excellent job trying to debunk this video by saying some of the exact same things that the video says
Dude, this shit is the best. Props to the actors.
Robert Diffenderfer, ye this shit is some good cancer. Who doesn't love some good cancer nowadays
If I didn't keep hold of the fact that these guys are acting I would want to kick the one in the hat right in the face.
Preach it sister.
azzabruz182 Tell me about it, you total tool. I can't stand people who are dumb enough to write "waist of space."
This is fake... right?
Arthur MC Holy shit, I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.
Juice Box TWDG HAHA I wrote the exact same thing without reading the comments below. I've been thinking that A LOT lately when reading what many americans thinks...
I know this is a joke, but it was physically painful to watch