If Atheists Ruled the World

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  • @5raptorboy1
    @5raptorboy1 8 років тому +310

    DID HE JUST FUCKING SAY
    THAT DNA ISN'T REAL?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 років тому +10

      +5raptorboy1 Kkkk desoxyribonucleic acid, would desolve everything... kkkkk That is a joke to anyone past basic school and just a little bit honest about the world that surrounds one.

    • @Spencinator_
      @Spencinator_ 8 років тому

      +Tiago Goll O. kkk?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 років тому

      +Spencer Launey ?

    • @Spencinator_
      @Spencinator_ 8 років тому +1

      Tiago Goll O. why did you keep saying "kkkkk"?

    • @tiagogollo.1894
      @tiagogollo.1894 8 років тому +2

      +Spencer Launey I don't know, kkkkk.

  • @kristinaplays2924
    @kristinaplays2924 10 років тому +161

    People who say a country wouldn't do well without God have never been to Sweden. Or Finland. Or Norway.

    • @beneaththesurface5327
      @beneaththesurface5327 10 років тому +8

      of course and they had gods every culture on planet earth had a god no exception

    • @Saicopaz
      @Saicopaz 10 років тому +5

      Yeah, they are getting god judgement through immigrants.

    • @kristinaplays2924
      @kristinaplays2924 10 років тому +13

      I'd rather have those people come here and not having being blown to bits in their homeland

    • @Somone_final_final_v2
      @Somone_final_final_v2 10 років тому

      Jorge nitales I can't tell if joking or not haha.

    • @kristinaplays2924
      @kristinaplays2924 10 років тому +3

      He's probably not

  • @ijustchokedonamarble
    @ijustchokedonamarble 7 років тому +477

    The thing is...these guys are atheists, but these are real things people HAVE said.

    • @dulce9964
      @dulce9964 6 років тому +1

      Only some people, by what I mean that only little

    • @TWWH2015
      @TWWH2015 6 років тому +4

      It's sad that people believe this is what all Christians are like

    • @stervenityvirgo1911
      @stervenityvirgo1911 6 років тому +6

      Abdhi Rahman Sallah Mohammed it's sad because alot of them are like this lol good majority actually

    • @ateoforever7434
      @ateoforever7434 6 років тому

      Olivia Stilley Oh !...now, they are atheists....that's creatards behaviour....

    • @stervenityvirgo1911
      @stervenityvirgo1911 6 років тому +1

      Ateo forever it was said off of a Christian website the atheists are actors bro lol

  • @Khast_exe
    @Khast_exe 6 років тому +993

    I know it's satire but the fact that many Christians I debate have actually claimed these things is still astounding to me

    • @unusedaccount8094
      @unusedaccount8094 6 років тому +6

      How? I believe because there’s literally no reason not to. Every so often I say a prayer asking for forgiveness. After that I can do whatever. Within reason of course. ( I.E. No mass genocide )

    • @imdeadserious6102
      @imdeadserious6102 6 років тому +27

      Tactical Doge its a waste of time and distracting from real life. That's why. Edit: if people are happy believing then i don't give a damn if they do what they want. But when they bring it into a debate they deserve their ass to be ripped apart. God has no part in logic and science and that's that.

    • @imdeadserious6102
      @imdeadserious6102 6 років тому +9

      xaviu5 yes. Very correct. Until they act like there's things that prove people should be religious. I dont care if people believe. But acting like its fact and trying to tell other people as such shows a severe lack of logical skills which is arguably a sign of lower intelligence to some. I'm not saying they're dumb, but certainly lack critical thinking skills if they think there's real evidence for it.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 років тому +5

      Maniacal Ghoul Then you're just meeting the wrong Christians.

    • @corneliusboof9263
      @corneliusboof9263 6 років тому +2

      xaviu5 the most insulting thing you just said, is misspelling “atheists”

  • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
    @JohnSmith-qy2fh 9 років тому +347

    "I can sum it up in 3 words: Evolution is a lie!"
    This has to be a fucking joke

    • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
      @JohnSmith-qy2fh 9 років тому +6

      Ok this is a joke, has to be

    • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
      @JohnSmith-qy2fh 9 років тому +5

      Read the description and it explains the stupidity

    • @JohnSmith-qy2fh
      @JohnSmith-qy2fh 9 років тому +5

      Well you just responded so apparently not

    • @Tizontheska
      @Tizontheska 9 років тому

      +John Smith They are acting out a article.

    • @unknownsoldierx637
      @unknownsoldierx637 9 років тому +2

      +John Smith
      We don't math much, do we John? And, there's no such thing as an evolutionist, just those who understand evolution and those who don't.

  • @flair541
    @flair541 9 років тому +269

    This is a parody, right?

    • @CookieDynamics
      @CookieDynamics 9 років тому +127

      The people in the video are actors, but they are saying things Christians actually said in forums.
      So the content is real, but the video itself is a parody.

    • @flair541
      @flair541 9 років тому +33

      Pandoras Apple How are people this dumb?

    • @CookieDynamics
      @CookieDynamics 9 років тому +37

      Brainwashing someone since they are little kids can really blurry one's perception of the world.
      It's sad...but it's often the case for many religious people.
      It isn't that they are dumb, they are just conditioned into a doctrine that threats them with eternal torment if they dare question it...

    • @flair541
      @flair541 9 років тому

      Pandoras Apple damn...

    • @pbrower2a1
      @pbrower2a1 9 років тому

      ***** It's what some fundamentalist Christians really believe. Believe it or burn. Atheists would never shield their children from destructive, amoral behavior.
      Some people don't realize the stupidity of what they put on the web. Eventually you catch them in great hypocrisy or contradiction.

  • @John-nk9tj
    @John-nk9tj 10 років тому +130

    If god created us from dust.. then how come we are not born dust?

    • @FoshuV
      @FoshuV 10 років тому +30

      If we evolved from dust HOW IS THERE STILL DUST IN THE WORLD!?

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 10 років тому +24

      Foshu Fosuki if the US came from England, how is there still an England?

    • @John-nk9tj
      @John-nk9tj 10 років тому +5

      evolution is a fact

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 10 років тому

      John B damn right.

    • @superskiier50
      @superskiier50 9 років тому +1

      Heyward Shepherd actually, we can observe the big bang through experiments, and we have seen evolution take place in labs

  • @natp8387
    @natp8387 6 років тому +256

    Dug this up in 2018. If you guys decided to recreate this almost a decade later, you would be finding the EXACT same lines. How sad is that?

    • @shanzydacunt8953
      @shanzydacunt8953 6 років тому

      very unfortunate

    • @cheydr9727
      @cheydr9727 6 років тому

      Funny, some christian's said many things you hear in this video yesterday.

    • @asdasd-be5ww
      @asdasd-be5ww 6 років тому +1

      Atheists are basically not any better than a hundred years ago either. Your tribe is just as shit as the other one. If not worse considering these are fringe arguments, while atheists seems to be getting more and more radical.

    • @shanehull6235
      @shanehull6235 6 років тому +3

      It’s been going for thousands of years and we still keep taking huge backwards steps into religion and faith (Faith) belief in something without sufficient evidence. The earth is flat god is real the world is only 6k years old people are immortal theory’s and evidence against what I say is made up miracles and fairies exist my faith in humanity however no longer dose 😂 jk I’m getting there though

    • @shanehull6235
      @shanehull6235 6 років тому

      asd asd atheists are not a group of people that share a belief like religious people why is that so hard to understand if I could help any religious person I think the best way is to provide them with a dictionary so they eventually understand the words they criticise through no other means than misuse

  • @la-zh4231
    @la-zh4231 8 років тому +877

    So....this has been up for 7 years and people STILL don't know it's a joke and they were making fun of what they read on a Christian Website? Nice catching up Einsteins. BTW, Stliptivity, if you're still reading comments, funny stuff!

    • @sliptivity
      @sliptivity  8 років тому +36

      +Lori zh Every now and then ;)

    • @la-zh4231
      @la-zh4231 8 років тому +2

      sliptivity Thanks for the reply, this made me laugh by the way, so thanks for that too :)

    • @MerikOTL
      @MerikOTL 8 років тому +6

      thanks for clearing that up. I freaked out for a minute

    • @RockStarAz2009
      @RockStarAz2009 8 років тому +1

      +1 !

    • @rock0795
      @rock0795 8 років тому

      +Lori zh Atheists are generally dumbfucks that cant see past sarcasm.They will gladly shit on Christianity any chance they get.

  • @theholypotato3762
    @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +433

    If God isn't real, why is there potato? Obviously a hooman didn't invention potato. Must be Jesus.
    Check me atheist

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +25

      ***** just trying to help and make feel emotion so feel god and you dont evil.

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +8

      ***** I not evil for so you should be not aswell because jesus loves and you is he loves.

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +8

      ***** hope really do i make you understand :3

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +4

      ***** maybe have google work not for but I do!

    • @theholypotato3762
      @theholypotato3762 9 років тому +9

      ***** Oh lol I thought you knew I was trolling! Haha one point for sam here! I have no life lol!

  • @sub1469
    @sub1469 10 років тому +74

    If you would literally kill people if you had no god then by all means STAY WITH A GOD and consult with a psychologist.

    • @GloomEmbraced
      @GloomEmbraced 10 років тому +2

      *****
      Don't feel too bad about your "blunder". These are actors quoting what Christians have actually said and written. It would be helpful if the specific sources were quoted tho'.

    • @lightbeing8174
      @lightbeing8174 6 років тому

      Jonh Swanson any one who is losing faith in God just become an exorcist go in to the field of exorcism and possession not many take that path but I admire the one's who do you are close to my heart my favorite people

    • @nucleus691
      @nucleus691 6 років тому

      This whole "im only good cuz religion and morals" thing is retarded as fuck. Dont be a good person for your own selfish reasons like going to heaven (which doesnt exist, f$ck off) be a good person because you actually want to be a decent person.

    • @lightbeing8174
      @lightbeing8174 6 років тому

      Nucleaus what if you get possessed

    • @nucleus691
      @nucleus691 6 років тому

      Moth Man i dont think that happens. Everytime something supernatural happens it was recorded with a potato-500.

  • @dr.pepper9222
    @dr.pepper9222 6 років тому +343

    The deoxyribonucleic acid statement was hilarious

    • @ntsempty1209
      @ntsempty1209 6 років тому +15

      I wanted to kill myself when I heard that

    • @celiajeridini9986
      @celiajeridini9986 6 років тому +5

      The dumbest thing I have heard

    • @fatalgravity
      @fatalgravity 5 років тому +7

      That definitely made me laugh but then it made me sad that people actually think shit like that.

    • @troywinters8208
      @troywinters8208 4 роки тому

      It’s satire

    • @eila2635
      @eila2635 4 роки тому

      This kinda stuff is my shit. Ive straight up heard like half of those arguments from christians just in passing conversation.

  • @Exile97
    @Exile97 8 років тому +712

    I Hope you guys know these guys are athiest, their just using sattire

    • @tommysalami8314
      @tommysalami8314 8 років тому +4

      oh

    • @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God
      @Chosen1_of.the.NONexistent_God 8 років тому +41

      Yes, but the comments where real, this is mind boggling how can they be so ignorant.

    • @witchsabbath13
      @witchsabbath13 8 років тому +3

      +Chosen 1 of the nonexistent God it's a joke man. A giant joke.

    • @porkfrog2785
      @porkfrog2785 8 років тому +6

      I didn't know they were atheists, I just thought they were homosexuals

    • @Gericho49
      @Gericho49 7 років тому +2

      A strong clue indicating that a dissenter is arguing from an untenable position is when insults and profane language is substituted for a coherent response. This is particular obvious when his opponent's character, rather than the content of an argument is challenged. As Bertrand Russell pointed out “ad hominem is the last ditch defence of the losing side.” Then again what would he say about the bitter, angry lost souls whose profanities litter YT religious forums like this?
      Clearly, atheism has vested interest in rejecting God. The abundant use of emotional diatribes and sheer lack of argumentation prove the issue is not intellectual, nor science related, but MORAL:

  • @Somone_final_final_v2
    @Somone_final_final_v2 10 років тому +86

    You guys realise this is satire, mocking fundamentalists right?

    • @FunFantasticFacts
      @FunFantasticFacts 10 років тому

      It just proves you are dumb

    • @Seargent363
      @Seargent363 10 років тому +21

      Not exactly. These are REAL quotes, but they are only acting it out in the manner of fundamentalists.

    • @AApyrofreak
      @AApyrofreak 10 років тому +27

      Its word by word quotes from real christians.. The people in the video are actors though..

    • @Somone_final_final_v2
      @Somone_final_final_v2 10 років тому +8

      I would call that mocking via mimicry tbh.

    • @alfredpardoe3795
      @alfredpardoe3795 10 років тому +4

      its hilarious

  • @douglaslawrie3449
    @douglaslawrie3449 8 років тому +118

    the black robes thing XD.
    anyone remember the KK-
    shhhh
    what? you know the old christian group that-
    SHHHHH
    but isn-
    SHUT UP. LOGIC HURTS MY HEAD.

    • @tomyost7763
      @tomyost7763 8 років тому +3

      +Douglas Lawrie Right? Because atheists apparently only hate Christians, and want them to die. But you know, who cares about the KKK, its not like they killed people for other beliefs, or anything like that.

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 8 років тому

      +It's Him i dont think you even know what an atheist is if you use that logic.

    • @tomyost7763
      @tomyost7763 8 років тому +2

      Island Sky I was being sarcastic

    • @CameraMusicGuy
      @CameraMusicGuy 8 років тому

      +Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

    • @CameraMusicGuy
      @CameraMusicGuy 8 років тому

      +Douglas Lawrie lmaaaooo

  • @bex--
    @bex-- 6 років тому +426

    Wow, I was baffled by all the stawman arguments, but the real treasure of this video is the acting. I thought they were the one's holding that belief. Not reading a forum post.

    • @TheVeritableQuandary
      @TheVeritableQuandary 6 років тому +8

      It pays to read the Description box

    • @anteconfig5391
      @anteconfig5391 6 років тому +12

      +bex
      Yea. In my opinion that's what makes this video so good. I love their acting. It reminds me of all the times christians would argue with me.
      You could really feel the passion emanating off their ignorant statements.

    • @bex--
      @bex-- 6 років тому +5

      Idk why I got a notification for this now, but to address the first two:
      Did you only read half of my comment?

    • @TheVeritableQuandary
      @TheVeritableQuandary 6 років тому

      bex
      Ok. You got me. BUT, try to keep up with the ever changing aspects of YT. Now you get notified of more shit than ever.

    • @franklettering
      @franklettering 6 років тому +1

      bex .
      ....have you ever wondered why ?
      Could it be you've been "trained" to HEAR rather than actually LISTEN.
      Your admitted "shock" at the realisation is a potential gateway to a broader awareness of the media in general.
      P S I hope your progress in self-awareness leads you to further insights .
      Best of luck.

  • @Omdullla
    @Omdullla 9 років тому +887

    If god isn't real - who keeps the australians from falling off the eart?
    Christians: 1
    Atheists: 0

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 9 років тому +52

      You can almost say checkmate.

    • @teddyhanley4287
      @teddyhanley4287 9 років тому +105

      If we are all Gods children why was Jesus so special?

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 9 років тому +25

      Teddy Hanley If I know my Christian answers its because he really isn't his son, but God himself born as his own child. Just think about that for a second..... does it sound stupid? It sounds like that to me at least.

    • @teddyhanley4287
      @teddyhanley4287 9 років тому +30

      Yes that sounds stupid

    • @acesteal3564
      @acesteal3564 9 років тому +52

      Gravity lmao! You've gotta be a troll! There is no way somebody is that dumb!
      Wait… religious people are that dumb… lol

  • @m.b.0310
    @m.b.0310 6 років тому +645

    READ THE DESCRIPTION BOX

    • @charles7623
      @charles7623 6 років тому +1

      Pfh. Education

    • @borismarkoreljic1175
      @borismarkoreljic1175 6 років тому +1

      Thanks

    • @ssenseaddict
      @ssenseaddict 6 років тому +1

      WATCH THE FUCKIN VIDEO

    • @ProdbyJason
      @ProdbyJason 6 років тому

      Ma Eve oh shit this is real

    • @seignee
      @seignee 6 років тому

      LolrpmBeats I knew this wasn't serious and the description and text at the end just makes it 999999999% more hilarious

  • @TheRubyRose
    @TheRubyRose 9 років тому +318

    Satire at its best.

    • @Ornakeye
      @Ornakeye 9 років тому +1

      This....

    • @MrHyroko
      @MrHyroko 9 років тому +8

      Ruby Rose the funniest thing..... is at the end it states that all of it is actual typed conversation on fundamentalist forums.

    • @NyQuilDonut
      @NyQuilDonut 9 років тому

      +Ruby “Schnee” Rose This isn't satire. It says at the end that the things they say in the video are copied word for word from fundamentalist forums.

    • @bohrium8109
      @bohrium8109 9 років тому +1

      Rwby v3

    • @xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836
      @xceptamanbbornagainnokingd5836 8 років тому

      +Ruby “Schnee” Rose guys wear skirts. that's satire at its best

  • @SixHundredAndSixtySix
    @SixHundredAndSixtySix 6 років тому +161

    Showed my Christian friend this. He was just grinning at me saying, "I know, right? This is so true." I just shook my head, closed my laptop, and walked away. We are not friends anymore.

    • @acidandnitro
      @acidandnitro 6 років тому +11

      so u disregarded him and walked away? what does that make u then?

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 6 років тому +36

      It makes them a sensible human, who's had enough of tolerating religitards.

    • @d1g1taljester72
      @d1g1taljester72 5 років тому

      Master Pole, just the bigots

    • @d1g1taljester72
      @d1g1taljester72 5 років тому +13

      Austin B, a reasonable person. I would not want to hangout with someone that would believe the crap that those people are saying in this video.

    • @coena9377
      @coena9377 5 років тому

      Kinda seems like you set a trap.

  • @1harderthanyouthink
    @1harderthanyouthink 10 років тому +51

    I was done at: "I can sum it up in three words: evolution is a lie!"

    • @Master91474
      @Master91474 10 років тому +4

      I just found it funny that he couldn't even count :)

    • @fallllenangel
      @fallllenangel 10 років тому +1

      exactly what i was thinking :D :D

    • @ElfHostage
      @ElfHostage 10 років тому +2

      i've seen this video 3 or 4 times and it wasn't until i read this i saw it wasn't 3 words.... i need to finish school

    • @tt30guy
      @tt30guy 10 років тому +2

      All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums.

    • @Tombee2
      @Tombee2 10 років тому

      unless you don't count a as word so then it would be 3 words perspective

  • @arkaros0
    @arkaros0 10 років тому +25

    He just described my atheist family, That's exactly what happens.

    • @JokuRandomPoju
      @JokuRandomPoju 10 років тому +1

      Mike Roy oh, sorry.

    • @sakkeverewake
      @sakkeverewake 10 років тому +1

      Anton Holmberg I just lolled so hard, thanks mate :D

  • @MrJenssen
    @MrJenssen 8 років тому +149

    The dude with the cap, explaining the world of atheism, haha that's fucking pure gold. I'm not even sure how he manages to keep a straight face, the camera men must be laughing their asses off. Guy should be a proper actor.

    • @SoulFlavor18
      @SoulFlavor18 8 років тому +16

      I would deadass watch a movie of his

    • @rahim.z8837
      @rahim.z8837 6 років тому

      If Atheists Ruled the World. that day 18+ things will is simple.People will kill each other because this will be simple. İmmoral women will be everywhere.I think atheist rules will be but that day is doomsday.The end of the page...

    • @Predated2
      @Predated2 6 років тому +1

      Its hard to tell if things are sarcasm or honest opinions sometimes on the internet.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 2 роки тому

      yeah I think this is one of those rare videos that should of been like 30mins log. Their 5-10min video - followed by the 20mins of out takes and bloopers.

    • @lukasribin4168
      @lukasribin4168 Рік тому +1

      Isn’t he is own camera man?

  • @Nabium
    @Nabium 6 років тому +48

    this comment section be like
    "this is fake!!!!"
    then five people will explain how they didn't pay attention, and it was an act based on entries on a christian forum. then after those five explanation, someone comes in and says
    "yeah I know totally fake! it's like they're acting!"

  • @jimmydeen1146
    @jimmydeen1146 6 років тому +827

    Interviewer: Sir, do you believe in god?
    Person: Yes
    Interviewer: Do you believe in unicorns?
    Person: No
    Interviewer: And why is that?
    Person: Because I’ve never seen a unicorn.
    This video was pretty funny.

    • @HypermarketCommodity
      @HypermarketCommodity 6 років тому +2

      Artem Novikov i can smell youre assburger

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 6 років тому

      Wavium straight savage. Also, nice profile pic!

    • @malikkarlsen8586
      @malikkarlsen8586 6 років тому +9

      A real unicorn is a one horned rhinoceros

    • @godbearxd
      @godbearxd 6 років тому +5

      Jimmy Deen
      Person: But why do you care what I believe?

    • @CelestialDraconis
      @CelestialDraconis 6 років тому +1

      Artem Novikov Would you like some fries with that salt?

  • @moipnj3317
    @moipnj3317 6 років тому +199

    is it a compilation of the worst christian arguments?
    It seems so fake...

    • @fatsuschungus744
      @fatsuschungus744 6 років тому +22

      Moi pnj thats cus it is, obviously its a joke

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 6 років тому +74

      well... yeah and nah. the actors are just that: actors, but the script was all taken word for word from real text on fundamentalist sites.

    • @seamoose9948
      @seamoose9948 6 років тому +1

      It is fake

    • @damianbrisendine5154
      @damianbrisendine5154 6 років тому +7

      did anyone care to read the end? it explained it. and those are the dumbest and most ridiculous things i have ever heard. In my opinion, and i would hope most peoples opinion, this world would be a much better place if everyone lived by the rules of logic and common sense instead of a ski fairy that plays puppet with the world. I like how the one described the kkk which is derived from a religious background..... just saying that atheism isn't based on a colt or an organized gathering, science is proven individually across the globe... that's why its way the hell more reliable than any god.

    • @anteconfig5391
      @anteconfig5391 6 років тому +2

      +Moi pnj
      It seems fake, but I swear I've heard some these arguments in real life.

  • @charmaps5
    @charmaps5 8 років тому +113

    Is this why the internet invented facepalms?

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 років тому +1

      Sorry
      Is this the reason why the people who frequently go on the internet invented the facepalm?

    • @shintopriestesskikyou5674
      @shintopriestesskikyou5674 8 років тому

      Yes

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 років тому +1

      +Web -Trawler And? I already knew that it's kinda obvious

    • @charmaps5
      @charmaps5 8 років тому

      Web -Trawler same here dude. just checking

    • @goosefishh
      @goosefishh 8 років тому +2

      +Artie Moss these are real. They are taken from a Christian website I think

  • @L4MIKAZ3
    @L4MIKAZ3 6 років тому +52

    The guy in the beanie though, so ironic the fact he said atheist will wear the hoods and burn the christian when in the past. That's what exactly happened to the atheist.

    • @Droste-Frosty
      @Droste-Frosty 6 років тому

      G it's good to see smarter people in the comments

    • @Droste-Frosty
      @Droste-Frosty 6 років тому

      G a few places still do that

    • @troywinters8208
      @troywinters8208 4 роки тому

      It’s also what the luciferian Freemasons do today to children

  • @otto.x5328
    @otto.x5328 9 років тому +65

    Unless God descends from the sky and shows Himself we atheists will never believe He's real.

    • @kurikurimix49
      @kurikurimix49 9 років тому

      *she

    • @eeeaten
      @eeeaten 9 років тому +22

      ***** *shim

    • @kurikurimix49
      @kurikurimix49 9 років тому

      lolwut

    • @hansolbling8141
      @hansolbling8141 9 років тому +3

      FeedMoreNoobs But... if he comes down... don't we all die?

    • @yakumo961
      @yakumo961 9 років тому

      A Genie That will never grant your wishes If he cums down, then yes. There will be a gigantic flood and we all die.

  • @patalootion
    @patalootion 10 років тому +93

    I'm a christian, and I know I should be mad at this, but its so unrealistic its fucking hilarious.

    • @velociraptor938
      @velociraptor938 10 років тому +15

      patalootion While I am happy that you can see the irrationality in the structure and content of the dialog you may have missed that all of the text was taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums. While it most certainly is " fucking hilarious" it is in no was "unrealistic". These are arguments that those of us who chose to immerse ourselves in the fundamentalist sub-culture see quite often...

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 10 років тому +4

      Its seems more like a generalization of all Christians, more than a display of fundamentalist views. While, yes it does show these people taking the words of the bible quite literally, it does not specifically say that they are fundamentalists. And I only meant toward certain parts, such as the acid comment, anyone with a 3rd grade education, understands that DNA, and RNA, will not melt your body.

    • @velociraptor938
      @velociraptor938 10 років тому +4

      patalootion Once again, I am happy that you can see the errors in the arguments caricatured in the video. My only point was to say that these arguments are very realistic. As to not specifying that they were fundamentalist arguments I would point you to the description where it says "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums."
      You see I think we mostly agree that these are ridiculous arguments, but those arguments (and other irrational or unconvincing arguments) are all the skeptical ever get from deists. I recognize that there are different views on the bible and religion in general- some more rational than others. But in the end believing in a magical being that exists outside of the physical world but cares who you have sex with is something I would say is irrational. In fact, believing in magical beings in general is pretty irrational.
      I am not trying to antagonize you but (to me at least) it seems a little trite to say "These views on god are uninformed and ignorant of science, but mine are adequate and supported". Yes, some things like the acid comment show a lack of understanding of the principals in question, but what are the arguments or evidence that convinced you of your beliefs?

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 10 років тому +1

      wow, uh, not gonna read all that.

    • @patalootion
      @patalootion 10 років тому +5

      you think it I didn't read it because it refutes me? lol We weren't even having an argument, that is if you bothered to read the comments, He was just educating me about something he thought I didn't know. And I was too tired to learn. And you obviously didn't even try to think here, because I had made it clear that I am not a fundamentalist, and I can't be a generalization, because it isn't an insult, as you used it, it is a concept.

  • @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR
    @SYMBIOTEDINOSAUR 8 років тому +113

    I am a satanist and even I have never tied someone to a wooden x and burned them.

    • @andrewcarpenter3857
      @andrewcarpenter3857 8 років тому

      its satire

    • @RyGuy147
      @RyGuy147 8 років тому +12

      They're actual post from fundamentalist Christians on a forum.

    • @andrewcarpenter3857
      @andrewcarpenter3857 8 років тому +9

      oh well shit then

    • @nobody6497
      @nobody6497 7 років тому

      but if you sure that there will be no punishments of your governments on doing it , you will not mind mabey on doing it because you do not have fear from the creator

    • @carlosobispo5045
      @carlosobispo5045 7 років тому +3

      The Wolf Among Sheep im a satanist aswell and i think we help our spieces way more then religous bigots

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 6 років тому +20

    "Mice DNA is more similar to humans, than human DNA.
    Now read it aloud, but slowly.

  • @jackorton8910
    @jackorton8910 10 років тому +60

    "i can sum it up in three words, Evolution is a lie"
    uummmm that is four words sir

    • @julianadams4399
      @julianadams4399 10 років тому

      HOLY SHIT I WATCHED THIS IN 2012 AND HAVE BEEN LOOKING TO FIND IT AGAIN EVER SINCE THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @AlexTeano
      @AlexTeano 10 років тому

      i have very mixed feelings about this

    • @julianadams4399
      @julianadams4399 10 років тому

      Alex T Why? What mixed feeling art thou having?

    • @AlexTeano
      @AlexTeano 10 років тому

      ***** In school, we learn about the theory of evolution and the big bang theory. But, they also tell us that science and religion are closely related

    • @jackorton8910
      @jackorton8910 10 років тому

      lol YW! :333

  • @Revz8bit
    @Revz8bit 8 років тому +41

    if we came from our parents then why are there still parents?

    • @dylanstump7389
      @dylanstump7389 6 років тому +2

      your the idiot here for thinking he was serious

  • @christiana6219
    @christiana6219 9 років тому +106

    Please tell me that this is a joke.

    • @kaiza6467
      @kaiza6467 9 років тому +80

      They're quoting Christian comments from forums. :T

    • @omnipotent1214
      @omnipotent1214 8 років тому +8

      +Christian Aldama
      Once again these useless orang-utans prove that neanderthals are far from extinct.

    • @troyroebuck36
      @troyroebuck36 8 років тому +1

      +Christian Aldama It absolutely is a joke. One of them mentions Deoxyribonucleic acid, saying how scientists purposely use big words to trip up christians (which is a clear stab at christians right there, essentially saying you don't need to dumb things down for atheists but christians need special help to understand), and then how acid dissolves things and if we had that in our bodies we'd be dead. Well, Deoxyribonucleic acid is DNA. www.wikiwand.com/en/DNA It's like saying "Oh my god, I just found out we've got dihydrogen monoxide in our water!" and freaking people out just like a fairly notorious hoax ( www.wikiwand.com/en/Dihydrogen_monoxide_hoax ) or buying a bottle with a warning label that says it contains dihydrogen monoxide. Whenever it's the chemical name for water.

    • @omnipotent1214
      @omnipotent1214 8 років тому

      ko3829
      not so quick, young padawan! :(

    • @goosefishh
      @goosefishh 8 років тому

      These are real comments taken from a Christian website.

  • @thomaswohl7375
    @thomaswohl7375 6 років тому +51

    Don’t believe the scientists, who are actual people with evidence, believe an old book.

    • @iwillpunchyouruglyass
      @iwillpunchyouruglyass 6 років тому

      Ludwig Grundberg i was about to point that out.

    • @baldur7470
      @baldur7470 6 років тому

      Ludwig Grundberg Of course you just made up that number, like every atheists ever makes up new evidence against religion.

    • @iwillpunchyouruglyass
      @iwillpunchyouruglyass 6 років тому

      Lost Its true though.

    • @lizziechoyce2019
      @lizziechoyce2019 6 років тому

      So true. If christians are so positive that 'God' exists then why don't they stop relying on that shitty old fart of a book and use todays technology to find out and gain proof... Oh wait... God doesn't need proof! They just can't stop making exuses to not find any evidence as if they know deep down they would find God not to be real. I mean im 15 and I can tell you this.

    • @iWh15tl3
      @iWh15tl3 6 років тому +1

      The Bible is not just a book like you blatantly express it to be...the Bible is the word of the Living God. The reason you say such thing is because you deny God and do not read it yourself.

  • @HahaThatWasFunny11
    @HahaThatWasFunny11 10 років тому +27

    Message to all: These are actors re-enacting some comments they found on a website.

  • @jona5820
    @jona5820 10 років тому +23

    Oh, I was almost fooled there.

    • @TSFCaesar
      @TSFCaesar 10 років тому +3

      i secound that!

  • @Yvlgmir
    @Yvlgmir 8 років тому +52

    impressive. they read all that crap without cracking a smile or laughing. The first one is chillingly good. reminded me of a sociopath. but this is funny as hell, seriously

  • @szfpa
    @szfpa 6 років тому +5

    Willy Wonka said: blame it on the...
    P A R E N T S

  • @nicogonzalez6108
    @nicogonzalez6108 10 років тому +36

    Are these trolls? Please let them be trolls

    • @nicogonzalez6108
      @nicogonzalez6108 10 років тому

      Oh forget it I just went to their webpage

    • @Amuris86
      @Amuris86 10 років тому

      They are trolling, still they have a lot to learn about everything. Cringe worthy shit from know-it-all kids..

  • @thatisatastyburger7770
    @thatisatastyburger7770 8 років тому +120

    If atheists ruled the world, does that mean weed can be legalized faster? Hey, just checking up on the priorities.

    • @HelloThere-ln2cb
      @HelloThere-ln2cb 8 років тому +3

      Considering tobacco is technically worse, they'd either make both weed and tobacco illegal or legalise them both.

    • @THEZMANIKAN
      @THEZMANIKAN 8 років тому

      +thatisatastyburger hahahaha best comment so far

    • @Jackboy019
      @Jackboy019 8 років тому +2

      +thatisatastyburger If you think about it, legalizing medical drugs would render criminal drug trade a lot more inert. You're probably safer getting drugs from a professional doctor than some drug dealer on the street, since professionals would care more about keeping their job reputation, so you give them good credit and they'll treat you well unlike criminal street dealers who'll probably give you more dangerous cheap produced drugs for more $.

    • @superchili9057
      @superchili9057 7 років тому +3

      thatisatastyburger I'm an atheist. Smoking our lungs is bad a result in the future. painful cancer. stay out of chemical combustion. If you don't agree with these it's fine

    • @brianmchugh7679
      @brianmchugh7679 6 років тому

      Vote Atheist.

  • @KhoiPham-hs7hi
    @KhoiPham-hs7hi 10 років тому +42

    This gave me cancer. Tumors are on my cancer. Ebola has infected my tumor.

  • @brazilianhumanbean559
    @brazilianhumanbean559 6 років тому +20

    I know this is satire but it scares me that there are actually people who think like this

  • @Teddyx10
    @Teddyx10 10 років тому +30

    For any of you who ask these questions over and over are they trolling? yes they are, they are atheist's but they are giving a representation on how stupid arguments can get with christians.

    • @Teddyx10
      @Teddyx10 10 років тому +9

      Also it's really well done since many people believe it's real or ask if they are trolling. It just goes to show how those arguments can turn out.

    • @bravoone9082
      @bravoone9082 10 років тому +1

      ***** No they just got what really stupid Christians were saying, and used that here...

  • @garymalarkey4626
    @garymalarkey4626 10 років тому +21

    Duh, everyone knows the black robe is for Taco Tuesday. The _red_ robe is for burning Christians.

  • @CreeperKeeper702
    @CreeperKeeper702 8 років тому +112

    Guys this is all wrong we all know that I the Flying Spaghetti Monster created all the spices in my noodely greatness

    • @redhaze0329
      @redhaze0329 6 років тому +7

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster, hail to The Flying Spaghetti Monster

    • @jeff-rg3px
      @jeff-rg3px 6 років тому +1

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster and dr. p created the flying spaghetti monster
      Like if you get it

    • @justsomeguy2825
      @justsomeguy2825 6 років тому +2

      Guys, everyone knows cthulu is our almighty lord and savior.

    • @CreeperKeeper702
      @CreeperKeeper702 6 років тому +2

      Michael Lamb oh shit you rite

    • @Nobody-qk4xu
      @Nobody-qk4xu 6 років тому +7

      Ramen

  • @MerlijnSurtel
    @MerlijnSurtel 6 років тому +42

    Category *Education*

    • @wmiller2811
      @wmiller2811 6 років тому +1

      Education on what nutters believe. Know thy enemy.

    • @heilpepe4102
      @heilpepe4102 6 років тому

      ImThatGuy you are that guy

  • @tjfjt
    @tjfjt 10 років тому +49

    "I'm gonna sum up evolution for you in 3 words, it is a lie" umm that's four words buddy, thank you for compiling these quotes, they had me laughing throughout half of it.

    • @TE4MTIGER
      @TE4MTIGER 10 років тому +15

      its acting, but they are quotes from real christians

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 10 років тому +6

      TE4MTIGER I understand this but thanks for clarifying anyway bro

    • @ingridstormborn8623
      @ingridstormborn8623 10 років тому

      He didn't say it...

    • @ingridstormborn8623
      @ingridstormborn8623 10 років тому

      But he still used four words because he included evolution after he said he would sum it up in three words

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 10 років тому

      tom kwon I know, I was quoting the video

  • @MiagolioMaxwell
    @MiagolioMaxwell 9 років тому +49

    This... isn't real, is it?
    Guys?
    Please... tell me that this is a joke... some kind of, of sarcasm. Guys?

    • @masong714
      @masong714 9 років тому +5

      Yes

    • @GX2re
      @GX2re 9 років тому +17

      They read comments from Christian forums and made a video about them

    • @BjornV1994
      @BjornV1994 9 років тому

      Kermit Credit were credit is due, they did quite a convincing job, reading this comments as it were really their opinions.

    • @tsfbaf303
      @tsfbaf303 9 років тому

      Kermit
      Glad to hear that, cause at first I took that seriously because some Christians actually act exactly like that, they are doing a great job.

  • @GrimmBones
    @GrimmBones 9 років тому +78

    0:39...I am trying my best *NOT* to facepalm...
    ...still trying...
    ...STILL TRYING!...
    *facepalm*

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 років тому +6

      In fact, this whole video is trying to make me facepalm...do these guys have no common knowledge? It seems like they are trying to combine their common sense with low amount of knowledge...that is a stupid thing to do man, really stupid. >.>

    • @blaulin
      @blaulin 9 років тому +7

      Grimy Screamer Not 'these guys', just a few people in an online Christian fundamentalist forums. Read the description, dude.

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 років тому +4

      tricky smith By "these guys", I meant the guys in the video, from the Christian Fundamentalist forums. I have read the description, dude. :)

    • @blaulin
      @blaulin 9 років тому +1

      Okay, sorry. Wasn't sure about that. (But you know the guys in the video are not the guys who wrote these texts? Sorry again, I know I am annoying :D)

    • @GrimmBones
      @GrimmBones 9 років тому +1

      tricky smith Haha, it's fine. I am not sure whether they did or did not, but whoever came up with that text...well...let's just say he won't be getting a cookie anytime soon. :)

  • @SleepingGroke
    @SleepingGroke 6 років тому +58

    In other words, they claim morality came from a higher power...
    Correct me if I am wrong, but doesnt morality evolve in time with people to basically tell us what is beneficial for us as a croup? I mean, if we look back just about a hundred years, some things that are now bad were not considered problematic about a hundred years ago. Gods are basically something people came up with to explain the world, and after we managed to understand it with science, we started to get even more curious on how the universe works.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 років тому +1

      Sleeping Groke no it doesn't evolve with time... It evolves with revolutions, changes etc. And the reason why we don't worship everything what god says is because of the protestant church. Church, hear that good?, church.

    • @SleepingGroke
      @SleepingGroke 6 років тому +2

      Class The Communist Not sure about you, but I don't worship any type of gods. That goes double for monoteistic religions. Instead, I believe in spirits of nature.

    • @cazek445
      @cazek445 6 років тому

      Sleeping Groke worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.

    • @uhlan30
      @uhlan30 6 років тому +5

      *worshipping the spirits of nature is what satanists do.*
      So?

    • @Kyo-uz1zi
      @Kyo-uz1zi 6 років тому

      Class The Communist nigga.....that's time....*facepalm*

  • @Kleo3392
    @Kleo3392 10 років тому +17

    "I often debate evolutionists because I believe that they narrow-mindingly believe evolution is real without questioning it, I don't care how god did what he did, I know he did it" I think this was a parody to make fun of Christians, I mean who would be so stupid and hypocritical to say that we believe in something narrow mindingly without questioning it, and then doing it right after saying it.

    • @LYLEWOLD
      @LYLEWOLD 10 років тому +1

      yep

    • @ethanbrandon195
      @ethanbrandon195 10 років тому +8

      These are quotes from Christians on websites. They parody themselves.

    • @BHFJohnny
      @BHFJohnny 10 років тому

      I think there are actually plenty of people like that

    • @Nivexity
      @Nivexity 10 років тому +1

      Not a parody at all if the information comes word for word from fundamentalist sites.

  • @Pomlithe
    @Pomlithe 10 років тому +11

    Alright, so from what I've gathered: The GUYS are acting.
    The lines that they're reading are real.

  • @KeithOlleng
    @KeithOlleng 10 років тому +12

    Atheist here. I find this offensive on so many levels.
    Atheists don't live their lives as Atheists. We don't pursue a life of Atheism as most religious people pursue a life of, say, Christianity. We simply don't take God into consideration when doing things.
    Here's the deal. If you are a good person, you won't commit crimes, regardless of whether you are an Atheist or a Christian or a Muslim. Fun fact, Hitler was Catholic.
    Like most Christian propaganda, this is entirely one sided. This is not a debate, this is zealotry.

    • @Cloud_Seeker
      @Cloud_Seeker 10 років тому +3

      You do know this isn't propaganda right? Did you read the description and watch until the end?

    • @KeithOlleng
      @KeithOlleng 10 років тому

      I'm talking about the people who originally made it, not the person who re-uploaded it.

    • @tibroc42
      @tibroc42 10 років тому +1

      Hitler was not catholic, or a Christian. He was a pagan that's why he used so much symbolism in his hypnotic displays to the masses. If you took the time to research this monster before you compare him to anyone's faith,then you might have a point. the catholic's have had their share of bad press,do to monster's entering into their church i.e. the inquisition,crowning Napoleon emperor, hiding pedophile's just to name a few.

    • @notlookinforahug
      @notlookinforahug 10 років тому

      Andy Tharenar Explain how you don't have a god complex...?

  • @dabunnyrabbit2620
    @dabunnyrabbit2620 6 років тому +21

    "I really don't care how god did, what he did. I just know he did it"
    I love that.

    • @j0hncon5tantine
      @j0hncon5tantine 6 років тому +1

      I care..................
      GOD IS REAL AND CAN BE PROVEN IN A COURT OF LAW!!!
      The biologically immortal organisms that lack senescence are already
      extremely great proof for God and his design but if you want more.....
      The 3 main forms of evidence that would be acceptable and legitimate in a
      court of law for the
      existence of God would be.....
      "Life after Death experience studies where people witness a creator God-
      " iands.org/resources/education/recommended-reading.html "
      " time.com/68381/life-beyond-death-the-science-of-the-afterlife-2/
      ", ..........
      Multiple Studies on the effectiveness of prayer from multiple religions
      involving a creator God
      like in the book "The Divine Matrix by Gregg Braden" "
      www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_2_13?url=search-alias
      %3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=divine
      +matrix+gregg+braden&sprefix=divine+matrix%2Cstripbooks
      %2C195&crid=3BXKVNJABO9OK " along with
      other such studies proving a positive co-relation, ...... Positive co-
      relation to prayer in a
      peer reviewed study..........
      jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/485161
      ............
      and scientific facts mentioned in the Bible before their human discovery by
      a divine influence,
      www.eternal-productions.org/101science.html .......
      For example…..
      1. The singing stars. Job 38:7 declares the morning stars sang together and
      all the sons of God shouted for joy. It sounds like a bit of Bible poetry
      but not much more. After all, stars shine, not sing, right? Well, it turns
      out scientists have been able to convert patterns from start light into
      audio wavelengths, according to Discovery News. The “amount of hiss” in the
      audio reportedly allows scientists to measure the surface gravity on a star
      and gauge where it is in its stellar evolution.
      2. Weight of the winds. In Job 28:25, we are told that God weighed out the
      wind. This one may be no more self-evident to us than it was to an ancient
      Israelite reader of this text. But, we know from modern science that air,
      since it does have mass, weighs something. You might be surprised to know
      how much though: an estimated one ton of air is weighing down on shoulders,
      according to this science site (which explains that we don’t feel it because
      the air is exerting its force in all directions). This is pretty basic stuff
      for modern scientists, but it’s quite a credit to the inerrancy of Scripture
      that the author of Job got it right so long ago (approximately in the second
      millennium BC).
      3. A massive fountain of water deep beneath the Earth!!! Genesis 7:11 "In
      the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth
      day of the month, the same day were all the fountains of the great deep
      broken up, and the windows of heaven were opened."
      www.thesun.co.uk/news/2242110/scientists-discovered-water-from-
      biblical-great-flood-in-worlds-deepest-hole/
      www.express.co.uk/news/weird/733026/Russia-science-Kola-borehole-
      Noah-floodwater-Bible-Genesis-theory-of-12
      creation.com/oceans-of-water-deep-inside-the-earth
      "Scientists dig the world’s deepest hole - and find ‘water from NOAH’S
      FLOOD’ at the bottom The revelation also reportedly "disproves the myth"
      that the earth is made up of dry rocky layers"
      All these would stand the scrutiny of a judge and jury for the case of a
      creator Gods existence
      and the legitimacy of the Christian Faith!!!
      But I am feeling generous so I will give you two more great forms of
      evidence, how about this
      book where a forensic officer who is atheist studies and researches the
      Bible to see if it proves
      a historical Jesus and if he was murdered wrongfully?
      Cold-Case Christianity: A Homicide Detective Investigates the Claims of the
      Gospels
      www.amazon.com/Cold-Case-Christianity-Homicide-Detective-
      Investigates/dp/1434704696,
      afterward he became Christian!!!
      Also, why don't you just pray to God yourself and ask him if he is real?
      What more can I say??? Then you would have
      personal evidence and proof of Gods interaction yourself.....
      I mean, there is actually way way way more evidence for God than this but it
      either would go over
      your head or you would not understand it properly and you would question it,
      but this is really
      solid evidence and proof I have given you up above that would hold up in a
      court of law........... if you decide to RUN from it, at
      least admit to yourself that is what you are doing........
      Do you believe your life, body, family and the ground you walk on are all a
      gift or something else? If you believe they are all something else then what
      do you think they all are then?

  • @harryrandle-marsh4363
    @harryrandle-marsh4363 10 років тому +15

    This is incredibly brilliant, How on earth did they keep a straight face.

  • @Marie-Annelise
    @Marie-Annelise 10 років тому +17

    EVOLUTION DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE ORIGIN OF LIFE.
    Evolution: The change in allele frequency over time.
    Evolution is NOT a guess, just like gravity is NOT a guess. It is a SCIENTIFIC THEORY, which means it has been thoroughly backed up with evidence.

    • @Eldrest
      @Eldrest 10 років тому +1

      It's Newton's LAW of Gravity, not Newton's THEORY of Gravity, although I do agree with everything else you say.

    • @allenjunge4127
      @allenjunge4127 10 років тому +2

      Eldrest Argo If you remember from your high school physics class, Newton didn't "discover" gravity. It was already a well established idea by his time. Newton formulated the Theory of Gravitational Constants F=G((m1*m2)/d^2) where F is force, G is the gravitational constant(6.67*10^-11 N*m^2/kg^2), m is mass, and d is distance. So in short, she was correct saying that it is a theory.

    • @Marie-Annelise
      @Marie-Annelise 10 років тому

      Eldrest Argo Laws involve mathematics. Theories do not. That is pretty much the distinction most of my professors give me between 'law' and 'theory'.

    • @Tolli1989
      @Tolli1989 10 років тому +3

      Marie Annelise Hoffman
      So does the String theory not involve Math?

    • @raydredX
      @raydredX 10 років тому

      Tolli1989 Yes, I like to communicate my work on string theory through feelings and abstract paintings, it's quite a form of self-expression really.

  • @TheAtheistPerson
    @TheAtheistPerson 10 років тому +51

    Please tell me that they are trolling.

    • @collingover9730
      @collingover9730 10 років тому +24

      i hope they are, no one can be this stupid

    • @BalloonHead555
      @BalloonHead555 10 років тому

      I've heard that these guys are acting and using words from some sort of survey or comments or something.

    • @iveseenbigfoot
      @iveseenbigfoot 10 років тому +32

      UltimateDerp101 "All text taken directly from online Christian fundamentalist forums" -Description.

    • @BalloonHead555
      @BalloonHead555 10 років тому

      iveseenbigfoot Ok

    • @jasonneu81
      @jasonneu81 10 років тому +5

      SilentMartyr Please tell me you are trolling, they were actors but sadly this is all from christian forums. Wich was by the way stated in the video ;)

  • @detectivel2231
    @detectivel2231 6 років тому +22

    0:20 :"I can say it up in 3 words:'Evolution is a lie'" 🤦
    Yeah creationists are very Smart 🙄

    • @baldur7470
      @baldur7470 6 років тому +2

      くださいあなたの心に従って It’s a skit boi

    • @euphoricatheist6694
      @euphoricatheist6694 6 років тому +2

      Good thing we atheists are smart enough to get the joke.
      Eh erm.

    • @tofudubuu8804
      @tofudubuu8804 6 років тому +2

      That person could’ve said “ *Evolution’s* a lie”, then it’d be 3 words.

  • @OSIRISREZEKTD
    @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 років тому +46

    I have not watched the video yet, but I already know it will be biased, if atheists made this it will look like paradise, and if religious people made this it will be a nightmare

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 років тому +25

      ok, just watched it (It was freaking hilarious)
      I really hope real Christians did not say things that are soooooooooooo dumb. I am an atheist and I have friends and family members who are religious and I am fine with anyone believing whatever they want, and I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is

    • @bigbeneconotmyjob6474
      @bigbeneconotmyjob6474 10 років тому +2

      OSIRIS REZREKTD I be sharing your experience, i just wish people would stop believing that they are "right" or that they know the "truth", i don't specify who, because many do so, on all sorts of different things, whether religion or on "who ruined the lunch order". this is what i believe to be the source for unnecessary conflict between people, and necessary conflict would be the typical war for good land to grow crops to feed our families.

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 років тому

      Ben Zuniga I'm just glad 'somebody' understands

    • @OSIRISREZEKTD
      @OSIRISREZEKTD 10 років тому

      why, because i was right? I dont see how that is a valid statement, it was very biased

    • @smallpanzer
      @smallpanzer 10 років тому

      prejudice always come from ignorance, ignorance isn´t bad we are all ignorants at some point, the bad and dangerous is to embrace ignorance like you do
      and i quote you: "I think it would be better if we never found out what the real truth is"
      so there you go you love ignorance ignorance makes you feel safe, and makes you think you know whats is going to be something like without even experience it.
      excuse trashy english...im a fucking igonrant too, but i dont like it

  • @legendofthecommentsection6513
    @legendofthecommentsection6513 7 років тому +15

    How does the guy in the hat keep such a straight face when reciting his lines? 😂😂😂

  • @Blackestfang
    @Blackestfang 10 років тому +10

    Comments like these are why there should be more atheists or more common sense.

  • @gog_magpie
    @gog_magpie 6 років тому +10

    Religion existed 6000 years ago and barely explain 2 things , meanwhile modern science exist since 500 years ago and have tried to explain everything and understand everything

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 10 років тому +15

    People, please read the description. They have taken posts from Christian fundamentalist forums and are reading the posts as if they are the Christians who wrote them. These guys are atheists making a point. Yes, this video is fake, the guys are ACTING, but, sadly, the comments they are reading aloud are very, very real.

    • @maxwellsimon4538
      @maxwellsimon4538 10 років тому

      so let me get this strait... religious people stay out of the way? what were the crusades? what about the missionaries in colonial america?
      (not picking on you, just had to say that...)

    • @gonzaloselicante5733
      @gonzaloselicante5733 10 років тому

      maxwell simon The 9/11 bombers where very religious

  • @spaveevo
    @spaveevo 10 років тому +17

    This is funny but there are religious people that think like this.

  • @LevelUpLeo
    @LevelUpLeo 10 років тому +5

    "If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would have killed many many times."
    Apparently that still doesn't stop some of the most religious people in the world...

  • @davelister2005
    @davelister2005 Місяць тому +1

    I want to give you all credit. 15 years and you still update your website every day. That's amazing. I am on your side here.

  • @ToastyAwesom
    @ToastyAwesom 10 років тому +18

    "I can sum it up in three words... EVOLUTION IS A LIE"
    apparently maths and english is too

    • @MrOnionterror
      @MrOnionterror 10 років тому

      *****
      We say maths in the UK, as it's short for mathematics.

    • @JoeOnWoW
      @JoeOnWoW 10 років тому

      Don't forget gravity, that's just a theory.

  • @cyrushanleone
    @cyrushanleone 10 років тому +16

    These guys are pretty good at acting.... Had me fooled for a while

  • @BobBob-rt4mh
    @BobBob-rt4mh 7 років тому +51

    Deoxiribonucleicacid is DNA
    There is scientific readership proving evolution
    And I realized It was a joke wasn't it.

    • @ethanadams8109
      @ethanadams8109 6 років тому +2

      Wasn't a joke. The people reading it are athiests, but everything they say comes of Christian fundamentalist forums. So they were said by real people.

    • @russianbot3579
      @russianbot3579 6 років тому

      stfu I bet i have more chromosomes than you

    • @skalle1448
      @skalle1448 6 років тому +2

      Oh don't worry, we can tell your chromosome count is also higher than average (joke)

    • @nati0598
      @nati0598 6 років тому

      Isn't additional chromosome called a Down syndrome?

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 6 років тому

      www.google.com/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/science/what-believing-in-god-does-to-your-brain-a6950956.html%3Famp

  • @Throckmorpheus
    @Throckmorpheus 6 років тому +2

    "If I didn't have God's judgement to fear, I would've killed many many times"

  • @Mr_Wallace97
    @Mr_Wallace97 10 років тому +14

    I hope none of you think this is actually real.

    • @TomaszWota
      @TomaszWota 10 років тому

      D'ya read the description, or bold letters at the end of video? ;)

    • @Mr_Wallace97
      @Mr_Wallace97 10 років тому

      I did, but decided I would ignore all the "+1s" I'm getting.

  • @maacpiash
    @maacpiash 8 років тому +31

    Poe's Law: Without a clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by some readers for sincere expressions of the parodied views.

    • @coolcool5181
      @coolcool5181 8 років тому

      +Md. Abdul Ahad Chowdhury (Piash) Wish more people knew about this one. They made it clear at the end and in the description, but I've seen too many times a long comment chain because some guy was making a parody of them.

    • @MioRaem
      @MioRaem 8 років тому

      +Cool Cool Yes, they should have put it into the beginning of the video.

    • @zaya234
      @zaya234 8 років тому

      +Artie Moss it's not really satire it just on along the lines of mocking which is different. Satire is more of a way to metaphorically mock a vice of society and stupid Christians aren't a big enough problem to be a societal vice, although many would justifiably be able to beg to differ.

    • @celluskh6009
      @celluskh6009 8 років тому

      Reading out loud is not satire or parody. It's just reading out loud.

    • @maacpiash
      @maacpiash 8 років тому

      Yeah, I didn't realize they were just reading out! I didn't even have any idea what this channel was actually about!

  • @GigaGalacticGamer
    @GigaGalacticGamer 10 років тому +10

    1:50 - "mice DNA is more similar to humans than human DNA"
    HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?!? HOW CAN SOMETHING BE MORE SIMILAR TO SOMETHING ELSE THAN THAT SOMETHING ELSE!?!? I really hope that's a joke 'cause if not I have doubts of the survival of homo-sapiens.

  • @novaarogue8198
    @novaarogue8198 6 років тому +12

    This is fantastic satire. I've heard many ridiculous things from theists, but the DNA/acid dissolving thing I nearly gave up and drown myself in the kitchen sink.

  • @AFourEyedGeek
    @AFourEyedGeek 10 років тому +16

    I love that so many people posting comments here don't realise these 3 men are mocking idiotic Christian fundamentalists. This video was well executed.

    • @davidtaylor3462
      @davidtaylor3462 10 років тому +1

      Yes, I love it, but it also frustrates me. Is there a cure for aspbergers? Did I spell that right?

    • @Qwasslo
      @Qwasslo 10 років тому

      David Taylor I think it's aspergers, though I'm not sure.

    • @davidtaylor3462
      @davidtaylor3462 10 років тому

      Qwasslo
      Thanks. I can always check on wycapudio.

    • @best45fish
      @best45fish 10 років тому +1

      "Idiot" wouldnt be the term to use as these were cherry picked comments from trolls.
      If you actually take the time to look at the sites comments you would understand alot of the arguements they are making are well plotted and firm.

    • @AFourEyedGeek
      @AFourEyedGeek 10 років тому

      Well it doesn't matter that much, there are plenty of idiots out there making stupid comments daily, religious or not. I watched a guy rant on TV about how the world was flat and it was NASA who was fooling the world that it was spherical.

  • @MartinHatchuel
    @MartinHatchuel 10 років тому +13

    I can sum it up in three words:
    Evolution is a lie
    Four, cupcake. That's FOUR.

    • @807D14M0ND5
      @807D14M0ND5 10 років тому +6

      Yes that is the point of putting that one in this video...

  • @Whyoakdbi
    @Whyoakdbi 9 років тому +21

    Humanists should rule the world.

    • @hogosbazvarakh9220
      @hogosbazvarakh9220 9 років тому +1

      Kaloyan Stoyanov I am a Humanist, AHHH I DEMAND YOU TO BE EQUAL AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE A BAD GUY!

    • @jeandanielneele
      @jeandanielneele 9 років тому +1

      +Kaloyan Stoyanov
      But science practiced without with love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, , gentleness, and self-control (Love - caring with compassion) will lead to destruction
      The society controlling powers are forcing in the direction of hatred, strife jealousies, outbursts of anger, rivalries, divisions, heresies,1 envy, murders, drunkenness (substance addictions)
      This is what humanist stands for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @lunatheluma3804
    @lunatheluma3804 6 років тому +7

    do these people actually think this is how atheists think?

    • @user-nh4kq9cs9s
      @user-nh4kq9cs9s 6 років тому +2

      dagamerguyofawesome yes. Not most of them but yes.

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 років тому +1

      Yes cause they seek truth but all they can do is guess.

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 6 років тому

      I am talking about the "let me paint a picture for you" part

    • @georgerepeki4965
      @georgerepeki4965 6 років тому

      dagamerguyofawesome oh no i dont think atheist think like that but some people do cause they watch too much porn hahaha.

    • @O-san4
      @O-san4 6 років тому

      Its satire

  • @olivor_h
    @olivor_h 10 років тому +18

    The DNA comment left me in stitches xD

    • @fanciepao774
      @fanciepao774 10 років тому +4

      i was literally drinking water water when i hear it, the water burst all over my keyboard

    • @xhrisww
      @xhrisww 10 років тому +3

      not know if god created oil was hilarious

  • @Leester-70
    @Leester-70 9 років тому +5

    The guy with the hat is hilarious with his delivery. I hope we see more of him in the future.

  • @kristinaplays2924
    @kristinaplays2924 10 років тому +6

    Honestly sometimes I feel like the professor in Futurama "I don't wanna live in this world anymore"

  • @Z4r4sz
    @Z4r4sz 6 років тому

    Heard a christian preacher recently saying this while he was talking about abusive husbands: "Unless you believe that your husband might beat you, you'll never know how much he loves you."
    From Ray Comfort's book, "More Than Just Comfort"
    “Therefore you should never take medicine to relieve pain. You should never consult a doctor or go to a hospital for treatment, because you would be interfering with the work of God in your life. If Cancer is the chastening tool of God, then doctors who are fighting cancer are fighting against the work of God. If a preacher or a Christian believes the sickness is a means of chastening, then he should never pray for relief from the sickness, but rather pray that the cancer will continue to grow until the chastening is completed”.
    "If I were you I would be more concerned your own unbelief in God. The only sin that cannot be forgiven is unbelief. Jesus died for all the sins of the world except for unbelief in Him. Unbelief in Christ is the worst sin, it is worse than murder. Because rejecting Christ lasts for eternity in a place called hell."
    Christian: "The easiest religion to troll is atheism."
    Atheist: "Says the people who have a meltdown over a starbucks cup."
    "They cant intellectually beat us" *Ray comfort at the reason rally 2016.

  • @fredozee
    @fredozee 10 років тому +7

    If you didn't understand, they were trolling!

    • @halo3ffs
      @halo3ffs 10 років тому

      Hehe its hard to tell

  • @Xplorerhobo
    @Xplorerhobo 8 років тому +13

    The guy in the hat is very convincing and hilarious!
    The fact that a lot of people believes this is real is a testament to what a great job these guys did, and of course, how stupid some people are.

    • @redhaze0329
      @redhaze0329 6 років тому

      permos12345 , don't underestimate the power of these dumb cunts.

  • @ohmyflippiningod
    @ohmyflippiningod 10 років тому +14

    I am so incredibly glad that this is a joke

    • @YOURFACEOUCH
      @YOURFACEOUCH 10 років тому +10

      Well, while the actors themselves don't actually believe this and they gave their lines in a mocking fashion, the lines themselves are from fundamentalist forums. So, there's more or less people who do think like this.

  • @simmerke1111
    @simmerke1111 6 років тому

    Loved how the last part was very true for religions among each other.

  • @ClaudKaKeiYeung
    @ClaudKaKeiYeung 10 років тому +14

    THREE WORDS: EVOLUTION IS A LIE!

    • @kenroylarmond7736
      @kenroylarmond7736 10 років тому +5

      4 words uhum.. :p

    • @ClaudKaKeiYeung
      @ClaudKaKeiYeung 10 років тому +6

      kenroy larmond lol I was quoting the video

    • @kenroylarmond7736
      @kenroylarmond7736 10 років тому +3

      ow ok my bad :p

    • @danielhe280
      @danielhe280 10 років тому

      3 words and one leter

    • @ClaudKaKeiYeung
      @ClaudKaKeiYeung 10 років тому

      Daniel Henriksen Sure but still four words, as one of the words only has one letter, while others have 9, 2 and 3. But the point remains... it was a quote from the video and there were four words not three.

  • @GigaGalacticGamer
    @GigaGalacticGamer 10 років тому +5

    1:59 - "The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything a scientist will tell them." Replace "a scientist" with "the bible".
    The thing is, people can't think for themselves and they get so confused about reality. That's why people are willing to believe anything the bible will tell them. It makes me sad that he describes himself when you just replace two words. He probably didn't even come up with that himself.

  • @zanezap
    @zanezap 10 років тому +19

    This is fucking hilarious

  • @rogermwilcox
    @rogermwilcox 6 років тому +1

    One of my favorites, which sadly never made it into FSTDT:
    "How could bulls evolve, if all bulls are male? It's your funeral, atheists."

  • @edgysphere7700
    @edgysphere7700 7 років тому +4

    stop it please
    ik it's a joke
    but holy shit
    "then why aren't humans born apes?"

  • @kalebkeen9485
    @kalebkeen9485 10 років тому +5

    after reading the comments I can't believe that people don't realize that this is a joke

  • @TeisTom
    @TeisTom 10 років тому +27

    This was so stupid i hope it was a joke

    • @biggstankk420
      @biggstankk420 10 років тому +9

      Lol. It was. These were taken from a Christian Fundamentalist forum

    • @hunchbacked
      @hunchbacked 10 років тому

      The text is authentically from a christian fundamentalist forum.

    • @SasuraRdm
      @SasuraRdm 10 років тому

      Austin Peebles so it's not a joke. some people actually think this stuff.

    • @hunchbacked
      @hunchbacked 10 років тому

      Yann G
      Yes they do, but not the actors in this video who repeat these words.
      Some think that those who speak in this video really mean what they are saying when all they do is repeating what has been written on a christian forum.

    • @sh0rtaznant
      @sh0rtaznant 10 років тому

      you didnt watch the whole video

  • @Arlondev
    @Arlondev 2 роки тому +3

    The christians are doing an excellent job trying to debunk this video by saying some of the exact same things that the video says

  • @wardenmetallicred
    @wardenmetallicred 7 років тому +9

    Dude, this shit is the best. Props to the actors.

    • @redhaze0329
      @redhaze0329 6 років тому

      Robert Diffenderfer, ye this shit is some good cancer. Who doesn't love some good cancer nowadays

  • @MrOnionterror
    @MrOnionterror 10 років тому +11

    If I didn't keep hold of the fact that these guys are acting I would want to kick the one in the hat right in the face.

    • @girikboya
      @girikboya 10 років тому +1

      Preach it sister.

    • @harpercollins3210
      @harpercollins3210 10 років тому +3

      azzabruz182 Tell me about it, you total tool. I can't stand people who are dumb enough to write "waist of space."

  • @stargazer45100
    @stargazer45100 10 років тому +18

    This is fake... right?

    • @stargazer45100
      @stargazer45100 10 років тому +16

      Arthur MC Holy shit, I don't think I want to live on this planet anymore.

    • @kristinaplays2924
      @kristinaplays2924 10 років тому +1

      Juice Box TWDG HAHA I wrote the exact same thing without reading the comments below. I've been thinking that A LOT lately when reading what many americans thinks...

  • @guardianofthegalaxy6902
    @guardianofthegalaxy6902 6 років тому +13

    I know this is a joke, but it was physically painful to watch