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As an American, I get up to pledge to the allegiance in the morning, feed my pet bald eagle a Big Mac with fries, and I am drowning in debt 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲
That eagle would not be flying broooo
Balance your budget by buying less fries
Oof… I don’t think eaglesss eat potato. Isss it OK?
Did you forget prostration to the flag?
Medical or college?
„Can’t read military time.“ JUST. KEEP. COUNTING.
Yeah, they literally just have to extract 12. Like as 16-12=4 so 16:10=4:10. This is literally 1st grade maths.
Or, if available, look at an analog clock and count. Since 1 is after 12, we know what that should be, don’t we? That’s right, 13. Imagine an analog clock and count if that’s what you need, it’s not rocket science.
@@tovarishcheleonora8542americans don’t have access to that
As an American, I feel we should be taught this, I actually had to teach myself how to read military time because most of the books I read use military time
It's so weird, I've been using 24-hour time since I was a teen, but I still verbally say "4 o'clock" when asked. Same thing when I look at it. I see "17:05" and my brain says, "5 o' 5."
"Ambulance isn't your taxi to the hospital"
HUHH?
yeah no exactly because it should be a free ride
so i suppose ambulances just pick you up whenever you need to go wherever and taxis show up to put you in debt and bring you to the hospital....
yeah that's about right. (save for the debt part if you don't live in Americaville)
@@A_Buster9693 What are you talking about?
You call an Ambulance if there's an emergency you need to rush to the hospital,
and they're Free
That's their whole point
As an American I unfortunately have to disagree with this statement
That is quite literally the POINT of a bloody ambulance😂😂
America is like someone who was gifted as a child but then never actually advanced and just grew up thinking they're better than everyone.
never before have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with
Also they think they own the continent's name
@@ethirium4389that is one hill I will die on. We aren’t the only people calling us America, we didn’t start it, it isn’t anyone’s fault, and most of us know that there are other countries on the continents North and South America
It's the number 1 world superpower so yeah while we have problems, like everywhere else. I'm very grateful to have been born here with the freedoms we are given. I mean you can get arrested in the UK for saying something mean on Twitter, are you kidding me?
@CarbonatedCondensation
Anytime a European gives us issues about our name I tell them this
the UK call themselves Britain but the British isles are alongside the UK itself comprised of Ireland the Isle of Man and Jersey why do they call themselves Great Britain knowing this?
Why does Ecuador call themselves that? It means equator there’s many other countries on the equator line!
This truly is the "home of the brave," because saying stuff like this with absolute confidence takes every ounce of bravery.
Theres a fine line in between being brave and stupid.
Land of the Free (for the rich) and home of the brave (for the ignorant).
no it doesn't, confidence isn't always brave
@@el_IJ_uh But sometimes, someone _is_ the line.
Nope, just sheer stupidity on their part
Teacher: "Reighfyl..? Do we have a reighfyl in class?"
Kid: oh thats me.
Teacher: i dont get paid enough for this
not the only rifle in school
I'd half expect the answer to that to be a unified "yes" and then the class sprouts rifles like an army unit given the instruction to "present arms!"
A Reighfyl in the class? I hope there isn’t! 😂
Do we have a rifle in class lmfao
No, but we have a handgun.
Mr. Syzlak: Hmm? Alright, I'll check. Reighfyl! Do we have a Reighfyl in this class?
Random Student: I sure hope not!
(The whole class erupts into laughter)
Mr. Syzlak: Alright listen here, you smartass. I don't know where you get off making this kind of joke to a classroom of all places, but if you wanna make fun of people dying I'll be more than happy to make a punchline of you.
(He slams the phone down onto the receiver, muttering that he'd have painted a more colorful picture if it weren't for all the children around.)
"America the land of the free..aslongasyoupayforit"
That's one way to start the video-
"Everything free in America
For a small fee in America"
_West Side Story_
>Be American
>Be concerned you might have cancer because lymph node has been swollen for half a month
> "Ehhhhhhhhhh, I'd rather die than pay the bill"
@genericinterneter so what? America has 300M people anyways one loss isn’t THAT bad to us
@@ANDREW-ck6roThis is sarcasm, right?
@@cynister7384god, I hope it is lmao
@@ANDREW-ck6ro ...really hope that was sarcasm...
@@ANDREW-ck6ro aint no way 💀
as an american, i find it very fun to make fun of america
Real, me and my dad make fun of the president all the time
@acethekitty7 well these two clowns ofc will be made fun of one knows he’s horrible for the economy yet runs anyway out of stubbornness the other can’t be professional to save his life
@@acethekitty7We're a bunch of dog-faced pony soldiers, I guess.
I feel embarrassed
as a fellow american, i agree. we make it very easy.
my eagle statue started flying when i clicked
Murica
🦅🦅🦅
@@andrewsgamingvids
My guy that just translated to kill.
Kinda funny given the fact you think everyone should have a fully automatic rifle and gun violence isn’t an issue.
@@commandercody2169and since when did he ever say he thought that, hmm?
@@letter_o_hyphen_letter_o- ah, 'Muricans. Never being able to read the difference between the singular "you" and the plural "you"
i like how they got jack, who I'm pretty sure is the only australian person on emkay to do this one
if this was done by robin
then he definitely be done with their shit
I mean, it makes it funnier, no?
The channel is owned by Slazo, who's also an Aussie
At some point someone asked on reddit what people don't like about USA. I answered my usual lack of healthcare and gun control, and I got the classic answer from an American that if I don't like it there, I should move to another country. I've never been to USA.
I hate that I don't doubt this one bit
Average America L
If you don't live there then why are you complaining about its problems? They're irrelevant to you, so why even bother?
@@GremlinTheFurry maybe because it's good to see things beyond the end of your own nose and learn from other countries' mistakes. their problems can become your problems very fast
@@psychodelicvelosity I suppose that's fair, it just seems odd to complain about something that doesn't affect you. Talk about it? Sure, that makes sense. But complaining about it? I don't really get it.
"The only reason you aren't injuring yourself deliberately is money?"
Have you seen Jackass?
No but I’m American and yes this is how it works
Yeah it really is like that.
One time my friend got into a giant ball of pillows and asked us to push him down the stairs just cause.
On behalf on my kind, I apologize to all European people also I apologize to all other continents too.
Apology solely accepted for you. The other people don't deserve forgiveness
Same here😭😭😭 We are sincerely sorry😭😭😭
I don't apologize. Take this back.
We dont apologize. We dont accept you as an American anymore
as a representative of northern Italy I accept your apology informally, we still have to discuss the latest culinary crimes that have been committed and this may result in a delay in a formal response
Best regards.
I can't think of any fake political body
I'm American and just now learned there's a Rome, Georgia. 😂
Americans also don't know how to pronounce Leicester, Gloucester or Worcester.
@@damianjblack I’m sorry but h o w (I’m not American)
@giveducko in Britain they're pronounced Less-tuh, Gloss-tuh and Wuss-tuh (close enough for a youtube comment anyhow). Americans pronounce them as "Lee-sess-ter", "Glow-sess-ter" and "Wur-sess-ter".
(As an aside, all the cester names in England derive from the Latin "castra" meaning fort. "Leicester" comes from the Old English form "Ligoreceaster" meaning basically "fort of the Ligore people"...)
@@damianjblackThe Worcester I’m aware of, in the state of Massachusetts, is pronounced exactly as you say it should be. It drives people crazy because you’d never guess it from reading the word but we’ve got that one right. Gloucester, also in Massachusetts, is more or less pronounced as you say it should be as well. Some of us do use the letter r though (you know, since it’s right there at the end of the word) so it’d be Wuss-ter and Gloss-ter, but people from Massachusetts seem to share your aversion to r so many of them say it exactly like you.
@@mdurham2137 sounds like Massachusetts folk remember the right way to say things 😉
"GOD BLESS AMERICA" - Soldier TF2
Rest in peace, Rick May
SCREAMING EAGLEEEESSSS
IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE, HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED ME!
“GOD BLESS AMERICA!”
- Homelander, Mortal Kombat 1
EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A MEDAL
A spy has enter the base
0:14 i like how everything, from the grammar to the pronunciation exudes Bri'ish, thus making the punchline 10 times better
Even in the sentence itself, mouldy is spelled with a 'U' making it *very* clear that this is written by someone british
British*
@@BuildersOfBlocks I grew up in New zealand, guess how we spelt mouldy.
5:03 go tell an Irishman that they have the same genetics and culture as a Brit, they’ll wipe the floor with you.
Technically the Irish are Britons. It's the English who aren't. Since the Irish Scots and Welsh are all descended from the ancient Britons (the pre-Roman Celtic peoples) whereas the English are descended from the Angles, Saxons and Jutes who arrived in Britain after the Romans left. The islands were named Britain centuries before the English existed.
6:02 "foda demais" means "good as fuck", not "too bad" 😭😭😭
That dude was right when he said the internet is american then 😂😂😂
I do like google's translation though "Too badass".
@@d4r7h3b3r yeah but "foda" comes from "foder" which is "fuck" so mine is more of a literal translation
@@VictorCiolacu wdym?
acho que combinaria mais "sick" em vez de "good as fuck", soa mais natural
As a non-american, I have to give props to the americans for being able to take a joke
@simonkonig6868 because this channel is run by the pick me type of Americans who think they are “one of the good ones”
@@ANDREW-ck6ro Well... apparently they are australian
@noefillon1749 It’s different people this guy is Australian and another is American there’s a third I don’t know for sure his country
@@ANDREW-ck6ro The owner of the channel though is Australian. They hired a few American narrators. But overall it is an Australian company (since they run multiple channels).
Ooh what a way to expose yourself, brother dingus. A little searching coulda saved you here@@ANDREW-ck6ro
I got second hand embarrassment from watching this, but I honestly dont know what I expected
Same here
I got first hand embarrassment
@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYINGthat would mean that you embarrassed yourself
@@TriViuM2k22 I did embarrass myself 😿
I cant understand how people cannot read and REFUSE to learn how to read military time. Its just ‘if the hour goes past 12, like 15:30, then just subtract 12 from the number. 15-12=3:30’
Edit: I now know that military time and the 24h clock is different, thanks for informing me
I love using military time and we have a sign out sheet in my last hour at school and I wrote 14:30 then some kid kept asking me why I put 14:30 then changed the fucking time from 14:30 to 2:30
And who wants to look at the time and do math? It's not that people can't, it's that they don't f*cking want to. Who uses Military time? The military. How many of us are in the military? A lot less than one percent, so it isn't necessary for anyone else. You didn't know, now you do.
i had to learn military time when using discord, i have a learning disability that makes math and reading numbers very difficult. i know how it works really well now like cmon that’s really sad
Can we just refuse to call it military time.. that's just something some stupid American has coined it as
Because I have learning disability, math is bad to me, I would rather not have to spend several minutes to calculate the time.
As an American: the only reason I can read the 24 hour clock is because of Pokemon. So that’s fun lol.
me with my pokegear in HG/SS ‼️
@@itsdorianrae YESSS!!! Me with that and the Pokétch lol
You DO realize the entirety of the DS line uses a 24 hour clock right? Not just Pokemon? lmao
@@awsmrs Yes, but I literally only ever played pokemon up until last year. It’s not like I sat on the menu screen the whole time just to learn how to tell time when there are clocks in-game.
@@Chiffawndue Fair enough lol
As an American I walk around with a gun everywhere I go and pledge allegiance every meal. I only eat burgers, fries and donuts!
Eagles are always flying around me and I've never even heard of culture!
I only speak English
what's english? this is america speak american, not some foreign language
wait you americans are smart enough to speak?
@@Quail_I_Guess A lot of my genes come from England so I just call american, englsih sometimes.
As a Canadian, I walk around everywhere in winter gear, I say sorry to the ground with each step, and I only drink maple syrup. It's quite cold up 'ere eh?
1:40 I used Ancestry DNA and they didn’t clump all my European ancestry as “European”. They split in into Spain, Basque, Ireland, etc.
It is put in a section called "European" tho and is further split up into those areas.
@@guest_4416Asian is only one, though, isn’t it? I remember hearing one of those services doesn’t differentiate between different Asian ethnicities.
@GogiRegion yeah it’s kind of annoying tbh they also make it so Eastern Europe is one region and don’t tell you the specific countries (thank god I got that info before doing the test from family)
@@GogiRegion it isn't. It's split up into different countries or regions in Asia. In my DNA test I have Japanese and Korean not just "Asian"
@@ANDREW-ck6ro what's even more annoying is that they group all indigenous people in all of north and south America in one. So a Remote Amazon tribe has the same DNA compared to an Eskimo in Alaska according to DNA test websites.
4:52
Please, come tell a danish person theyre no different whatsoever to a swedish person and see how fast youre getting a *FREE* hospital trip
Sweden doesn't even have fjords!
Denmark I’m pretty sure like half their population is 5,3 and half of those are femboys I think I’d be fine.
1:09 The best part about this is that I, as an American, knew more people who knew about Amsterdam before Vermont.
"Theres a whole video about my kind? Nice, lets see what stupid stuff happens" -Me seeing the notification
*clueless*
0:40
I think it's an international law that very quick emergency number, like 911 or 999 or 000 automatically gets routed to the local equivalent, so as not to confuse visitors from other countries who might need to call and don't know the exact local number.
Tbh Canada also uses 911 so in a way I don't blame them for not knowing some countries use a different number for the emergency line.
In France we decided to make things extremely complicated for absolutely no reason.
15 = medical emergency
17 = police
18 = firefighters
And guess what? If you call the medical emergency service, 9 times out of 10 they'll send you firefighters to bring you to the hospital. So most of the times people just dial 18 to directly call them... 😂
But you also can call 112, which works in all Europe. It will reroute you to the the emergency service of the country you're in. It's very convenient if you're traveling, that way you don't have to memorize the numbers for each country you're visiting.
That being said, someone dialing 911 in France will be put in contact with the local emergency services, and I'm fairly certain that it's the same in many European countries. Which makes you wonder why there are so many different numbers. Just choose a universal one an let's go with it!
There isn't a law. Here in Chile every service has its own number 131 for ambulances, 132 for bomberos (firefighters), 133 for Carabineros (national police), 134 for PDI (civil national police).
But people start to call so often to 911 due to American media, mobile companies decide to route those to Carabineros, mostly because they can request help from other services and have faster reaction times for some emergencies.
Here in Sweden it’s 112, but when I was a kid it was 90000 for some reason.
As I googled around to make sure (it changed in 96) I discovered that apparently 911 works as an emergency number from cellphones all over the world so it seems you’re right.
In Finland (and apparently most of Europe) the number is 112. But 911 re-routes to our emergency number so foreigners are able to use it too. Who can recall the foreign emergency number in panic, especially if you travel to multiple countries?
Muricans: I wOnT PaY fOr AnYonEs HeAltHcAre!
Also Muricans: Donate to my friends Go Fund Me to cover their healthcare costs!
I used to live in Florida. There's a reason we moved back to Europe.
@SailorYuki so you can’t vote for the dems there? Well that’s goodie by me!
@@ANDREW-ck6roGod you're obsessed with politics.
@@ANDREW-ck6roI'll take the incompetent Democrats over the Dominionist theocracy the Republicans are putting in place.
9:13 Learned in world history class that apparently the only reason Alaska is owned by America and not Canada right now is because Russia just didn’t want to give it to Britain. Which is also why we got it for such a good deal because Russia just didn’t want it.
I don't blame them. I wouldn't want Sarah Palin either.
I still cannot believe for how cheap it was sold
And the fact that Liechtenstein could have bought it
@@damianjblack mtg is the new sarah p
@@christine-ep4bx MTG is *worse* than Sarah P.
Non American here. is it true y'all bought Alaska for like 15 cents a cubic meter?(I unno, I heard that somewhere a long time ago)
Interesting thing I remembered. I was only three years old or so, and my preschool teacher was asking the class where they were from. I panicked when she asked me, so I took one big look at the world map we had and said, "I think I was born in Antarctica."
Bro how were you panicking at being identified as American at just 3😂😂😂
I probably wasnt panicked about being american, i was panicked because i didnt know where i was born... jeez thats not much better
The thought that you grew up surrounded by penguins is adorable... 😅
@@user-ip5jy3ef1h bruh that's some anxiety 😂😂😂
Our dog had just died, kindergarten teacher asked what happened and I had dished out this elaborate piece how our poor dog was casualty of war against hamsters (we had none), it happened on a cemetery too for some reason. I honestly dont know if I believed it at the time or was it just my weird way to avoid talking about sad stuff.
14:10 "You better behave before I get Xhotgunn to teach you a lesson!"
XD
9:23 as a Canadian, I agree (somebody my mom knew died of CANCER because they COULDN'T MAKE AN APPOINTMENT FOR THEM IN 6 MONTHS.)
@Vinraymi Nova Scotia is my home province! But bro while the public option may be better. in Canada it’s very poorly implemented which is why this issue exists it’s also very poorly implemented in Finland.
6:04 funny thing is it translated everything wrong, the comment said something more along the lines of “thats fucking awesome”
I forget exactly which channel I learned this from, but apparently the reason we still say "soccer" is because we got our original language from England, which invented and used "soccer" in the past, but they changed to "football". We just kept the original word.
Sounds like bs
@MikachuAi I guess BS is true then most of the stuff America does that euros complain about originated in Europe
@@MikachuAi Well, it's difficult. Basically it started in the UK with the Football Association, but a similar game was popular around the same time called Rugby Football named after an English boarding school.
Inevitably those names were shortened as student at Oxford started to refer to those two as rugger and assoccer. Those nicknames ultimately changed again and turned into rugby and soccer.
Meanwhile in the US a sport called "gridion football"(now known as american football), which used rules from both rugby and football, proved way more popular hence why for our football, they took on the name soccer.
In places where people call football soccer, usually another type of football is as or even more popular than the generally known one.
I have this info from Britannica so it may or may not be the full story.
Sounds like the kind of stuff Lost in the Pond would talk about.
@@ANDREW-ck6ro
Imperial is a prime example. It's kinda right there in the name.
As an American, I’m sorry to all the people who have to put up with our shit. Be it online or irl, this country is a dumpster fire and that trait frequently appears in our people as well
and it's somehow getting worse :')
we need saving lol...
@jewelxiat don't say that you're going to start a political argument
@memeboi18 Most Americans online or IRL tend to act nice it’s euros who start stuff stop trying to be “one of the good ones” being a pick me to them usually fails and they still view you negatively because you were born here
@@jewelxiat And yet some Americans think that they must save Australia💀
@yourlocalidiot69420 Australia which has a 60% disapproval of the USA so not worth saving
18:25 I feel a lot of pride in the fact that, as a German, I could get to the site of the first ever Aldi in under an hour and that we have two different kinds: Aldi Süd (the one which expanded much further) and Aldi Nord (the one who's just found in Europe as far as I know)
I am only familiar with the Aldi we have in the US. But I have to say I have 3 available within reasonable driving distance and I love Aldi.
I have never been more ashamed to be American 😭😭
That makes you already above average, these smooth brains don't even have Embarrasment in their heads as a response for their own stupidity
Don't be ashamed
The USA is still a pretty dope country and a reference to many stuff like media, technology, music and etc
Every country has it's ups and downs
The only thing that keeps me from being completely embarrassed about being a citizen of the USA is that most of these boneheads don't consider me a 'real American' since my mother is from Mexico and not Europe. Y'know her family has been 'American' for centuries instead of decades.
"Today we'll learn how to disassemble a rifle"
Kid named Rifliegh or smth:
16:38
Mauritania that didn't outlaw it until 1981
Edit: 16:49
While it doesn't say that in the 13th amendment, the amendment is to the United States Constitution. The United States Constitution, as its name implies, only applies to the US
Oh, that concerning 1981
An Aussie reading memes making fun of USA….the classic neighbours poking community
Tim Berners-Lee did not invent the internet, he invented the world wide web. Getting these things confused is like saying someone invented streets when they actually invented tires.
Reddit is on the World Wide Web in either case so the point still stands.
Did some reading about the American protesters protesting for Australia, apparently they were mad because something something covid something something apartheid
Yeah and something to do with hotels? I'm not sure.
It's so wierd, Americans will protest for fake news, but demanding they get payed more than the minimum wage if you're working in a restaurant? Noooo, we can't have that.
Guess they got modern day Australia and 1980s South Africa mixed up?
as a geography nerd and American
this video pisses me off that the education system that i am learning from is worse than what i taught myself in a month
we barely learn that Africa isnt a fucking country
I think thats just your school dawg
@@Greenhawk4 well they dont teach that Africa is a country but they dont teach anything about anything in africa
i am just making a reference to a lot of Americans actually thinking that Africa is a country which is shown on the Internet
if you are American which based on your comment I'm assuming you are, try and name how world war 1 started and who actually caused it
@@Verze4826 didn’t it start from arch duke frans Ferdinand (probably butchered the name) getting assassinated? I forgot by who tho. Also I just meant that I don’t think it’s all of our education just specific schools.
@@Greenhawk4 oh trust me its all of the education
i am quite aware my state is a red state which pretty much means shitty education no matter what but its kinda an issue throughout the entire country
also it was a serbian who killed franz ferdinand therefore making serbia the cause of ww1 not germany
we just blamed germany for being the most aggressive which is stupid
@@Verze4826 I never even said germany
5:18
idk what's funnier, thinking that all European cultures are the same or thinking "kentuckian" is comparable to a nationality. like i went to Kentucky and the only thing different from Michigan was nice weather and horses everywhere. meanwhile you move two cities over in the UK you're in a different planet
More please, I love this stuff.
2:57 As an American who can count past 12 actually, I do have my phone set to 24-hour time lol
@SilverAceOfSpades it’s a very common trait to see in pick me Americans where they set their phones to 24 hour time that so europeans view them as smarter and in a better light pick me Americans sometimes do some strange things to be seen as “one of the good ones” for euros
@@ANDREW-ck6ro oh sh!t lol
i'm just trying to practice for if i ever go to a country that uses 24-hour time
plus it's fun to see the clock say 00:00
7:42 May Athena protect you...
As a european (British), i still find it avsurd American school children pledge allegiance ever morning. like, thats what happens in dictatorships
I don't think its all schools its only some of them mate.
Thankfully for my school they stopped once we hit middle school
@@Greenhawk4 it's mandatory to at least stand for the pledge of allegiance in most districts in my state
@@Quail_I_Guess how does that change what I said?
Honestly in a lot of places it dies off by middle school but still at almost every important event where there's a large assembly of people there's also generally going to be someone saying the pledge I home ignore it most of the time bc I don't really care
5:54 - Now that's just *VIOLENTLY ACCURATE*
I had to pause it, replay it a few times, and think about it for 5 minutes to comprehend the paradoxical level of stupidity that so well explains the far right. Then I realised someone that stupid could not spell those words, and it has to be satirical trolling.
This is painful but at the same time soo funny 🤣
five minutes, MERICAAA *EAGLE SCREECH* 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Fun fact, the screech commonly associated with the bald eagle is actually the call made by the red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles tweet.
@@rhael42 oh fr? thats actually super cool! /gen
@@rhael42 AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA tweet tweet tweet🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
Fun Murica Fact: NASCAR has a Truck Series. Yes. We made race trucks. How could you say F1 is better now?
As in Hilux trucks? In europe we have real trucks races. Like MAN and Scania
@VictorCiolacu I... uh... \*looks up Hilux truck and Scania truck* yeah. Toyota races Tundras, not Tacomas (the NA equivalent to the Hilux) but yeah, we don't race semi-trucks. We race Silverados and F-150s. You guys have those, right?
@@lostinrabbithole12 yeah, we have,but because they are unreliable we use toyotas.
@@VictorCiolacu Same in Australia, those Yank Tanks are shitty vehicles. We prefer Japanese and Australian built utes
@@calcutt4 "Yank Tank" is the funniest shit i've read today
More of this one please, I need this kind of content in my life (I'm American)
Football = foot + ball, while the game is about kicking a ball, i still cant understand how some people find it strange.
12:30 The irony that 'Bambini' is Italian for 'children'
Absolutely my favorite sub to both read from and post on. Endless entertainment.
this reminds me of one time i was in the metro in my city and there were two american tourists there shit talking us because "we were an underdeveloped country" and yada yada, and they were too happy talking because in their minds noone could understand them.
Just to put it into the equation, in my city most of the people talk english or has certain knowledge of it due to the presence of multinational companies and some of the main universities.
Someone in the train just walked to them and told them in perfect english to shut up and respect people and they saw a couple of people looking at them with anger.
Their faces were priceless
14:31 wait there is a Rome in Georgia???? I live in the United States and I didn't even know that.
There is. I live about twenty miles from it.
same
AMERICA!!!
13 SECONDS?
F yeah!
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
🦅🦅🦅
the clock logic is very simple, a day has 24 hours, not two sets of 12 hours.
"It's like a sparkly nugget of gold in your diarrhea"
Dude every day in American school they make us recite the pledge of allegiance
Yeah that shit is creepy even when I was a kid. I stop doing it.
It's so weird how they make us do it 😭😭🙏🙏 I remember when I was in elementary school they had us sing the national anthem AND recite the pledge, I swear America is a fucking cult sometimes, I understand respecting the military but like we don't have to sing the pledge everyday 😭😭🙏🙏
Man, it wasn't until my freshman year of highschool that they didn't make us actually recite it, just had to stand and be quiet. Before that in 8th grade we could stay quiet but we had to have our hand over our heart
then they had an american flag in every room and a giant one in the courtyard
Granted, I graduated in 2012, so this is old but I remember an art teacher who would make us do pushups if she saw we weren’t actually reciting it. And thinking back on that..that’s actually nuts 😂
9:24 our universal healthcare isn't bad, but your education surely is.
I was just about to comment about the 911 000 redirection and then you did it for me!! I always forget Emkay is aussie
18:27 I'm going to blow your mind here:
Germany has two different supermarket chains called "Aldi". Aldi Nord and Aldi Süd (Aldi North and Aldi South).
The one that is in these pictures is Aldi Süd.
Aldi Nord actually also owns Trader Joe's, so both Aldi companies (yes they are two different companies, the company was split after the founders died and their families couldn't agree on who gets it) actually operate in the USA.
As a Canadian it really feels like we’re living above an abusive household
7:59 15 points for being born in a place i like
Me whenever there was a post about 24 hour time: YOU JUST SUBTRACT 12
America: *Raises hand.* "Is Texas a unit of measurement?"
Europe: "No America, Texas is not a unit of measurement."
America: *Raises hand again.*
Europe: "Football fields are not a unit of measurement either."
26 seconds? No way!
6 minutes? No way!
@@redcrewmate1813 16 seconds? No way!
@@redcrewmate1813same
@@garlondofficial 13 minutes? No way!
@@redcrewmate181326 minutes? No way!
14:36 as a portuguese person I feel attacked, why would you think we have running water? It's wine and only wine
And it's very good wine, too, especially from the beautiful Valley. (says a Portuguese wine appreciating Englishman).
love when people say that ems isn't a taxi when it's LITERALLY A HOSPITAL TAXI
16:49 I don't think I can pity you anymore than when I just read THAT
1:05 damn bro that hurt me on a personal level. Great job random American that typed that message, you have successfully disappointed at least one Dutch person.
It's so weird that so many Americans seem against national healthcare paid by taxes because it's "taking money from the healthy for the unhealthy and unsavoury" but are all too happy to let their taxes go into the bottomless Military Budget that only about a quarter of actually goes into the national guard that actually "defends" the country. Among other things. It's like if it isn't the communal dish in a Church, they don't understand how the frak Taxes works.
@sebforce1165 actually we are not okay with our money going into the military budget that’s one of the reason the GOP is polling rather high rn is because they adopted a non intervention policy and national healthcare works great for Ireland Norway and such due to the fact they have small populations now try that with 300M it won’t work as great at all however again I agree with the military point which is why so many Americans voted for the GOP in 2022 and probably will now because non interventionalism
They also ignore the fact that private insurance also pools their money and uses it for other people, but at 10 times the price and they might not even get anything out of it because insurance companies are sleazy.
And iirc, hasn’t people done the math and shown that if they switched it would cost LESS?
@@ANDREW-ck6rothe GOP are Dominionist fascists.
@@justapanpirate not sure about that, but I do know that in the US, roughly twice the portion of government spending goes to healthcare compared to countries with socialized healthcare, and if you compare tax percentages to average income and government spending, we spend as much in taxes on healtchare as countries with socialized healthcare on top of paying for it ourselves.
Here in the land of the free, our classmates genuinely ask questions like “what year was 9/11” and “are germany and Guatemala countries?”
18:45 "Wattpad girl?!?" 😭😭
amerikans when a british hunter pulls out a FRICKIN auto shotgun (they thought that british people cant even have a pistol.... they actually cant lol)
As an european, I have never thought of the name Reighfyl. I think it is quite clever.
3:48 at least hes being honest with himself 😂😂
i pictured jacks ambulance bus sketch , and im dying laughing XD
IN DEFENSE OF 5280 FEET we did not just decide it should be that many feet for no reason. We (the Brits, not technically my country) adopted it from Ancient Rome, and just figured out how many feet it was.
Also "Ambulances are not taxis to the hospital" Taxis aren't free. They, too, charge money to get you to one place from another. The only difference is the ambulance has a bunch of health equipment in it so you don't die. The ambulance might not be free, but it should be affordable
Boom, roasted.
Ok, that’s it.
I’m naming my next pet Luger.
I’m thinking porcupine.
0:24 I love that 😂😂
Since when is “reighfyl” pronounced like “RIfle” and not “RAYfle”?
I am embarrassed. Someone please adopt me out of this place lol 😂
thankfully its the australian that voiced this video about americans in north america
14:02 We have reached a point in this country where parents are naming their children like demons in occult texts.
10:39
The only thief I’m seeing is this guy taking away the oxygen with his post.
6:03 huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
pior que ele falou ate certinho
@@dustlostyO foda com sotaque de Lisboa ficou perfeito
Oh man, that 5 stair-steps lyric got me fuckin rolling! Crackin tune!
Moreeeee!!!!😂😂
Moree of thissss😂😂😂😂
15:32 We call it “football” because it’s a game where you literally kick a ball around with you foot!!
I look at Russian letters, and I question my sanity
@@Vault111Cookbook Why?
@@Vault111Cookbook the russian literally means “futbol”
I’m pretty sure “soccer” is a contraction of the term “association football”
@@HenyaMandel association football??
4:40 the... internet was invented by a British man in the 1980s called Tim Berners-Lee
To be fair, it was a shared invention of Mostly Britain and the US. Its not correct to say its US-American per se, but I'd say the same goes for saying its British.
@@superbrain7852 My bad, the World Wide Web was a British Invention, you're right that the Internet was a joint endeavour.
The most perfect thumbnail 😆
This whole subreddit is basically if tf2 soldier was real and had access to the internet