Also never forget, Piers Morgan was there at the time when journalists hacked into the voicemail of a murdered teenager while the investigation into her initial disappearance was ongoing, making her parents have false hope that she could’ve been alive.
@@conlon4332They (the "journalists") were actively deleting voicemails to get a better scoop. The parent's thought the daughter was deleting the VM's and that gave them hope.
After listening to my niece vent for 5 years on how few girls that came out of the closet were actually into girls I can kinda understand the skepticism of the dad.
As a proud member of the great nation of Britain, I can honestly say that things since Brexit is amazing! The government is falling apart, the economy is in shambles, homelessness and poverty are on the rise, and despite having four Prime Ministers since the Brexit vote actually happened the general public haven't voted for any of them. Before Brexit The government was falling apart, the economy was in shambles, homelessness and poverty were on the rise, and despite having four Prime Ministers we actually got to vote for the least incompetent one! It's night and day over here! Send help!
If Taylor Swift is famous for dating Travis Kelce, then why is it that I’ve never heard of Travis Kelce? It’s because that isn’t the real reason for Taylor Swift’s fame.
@@Matt-pb7dsthat's not true at all she would still be very much famous. Her boyfriend's and their breakups is some of the Inspirations behind her hits, but she still would have had hits before that. Like she was already a massive pop star before the boyfriend thing came to light.
As a brit, I'm devastated with the results of Brexit. AND I VOTED FOR IT!! Regrettably. They promised more jobs for UK citizens, lower prices, the pound having more value, 55M pounds in savings from getting out of the EU that'd go to the NHS, nurses and such. (Or something along the lines of that, I could be very wrong I don't listen to politics much) YET! Prices have rocketed! for a WEEKs worth of shopping you're now looking around £80+ for like items that would have been around £30-50? Bills keep rising! NHS are critically underfunded, import prices are astronomical. I WISH I didn't stupidly fall for the lies.
Part of it was lies, true, but another part was the EU making things as difficult for us as possible. Gotta make an example out of the UK so that nobody else will want to leave, right? Bad handling by the government and fear-mongering by the media also made things worse than they should have been; a lot of companies panicked and moved out of the UK, which led to decent bit of our issues. That said, the biggest benefit of Brexit was never money saved or more jobs; it was independence from the increasingly tighter laws the EU was throwing around. If it stuck to being an economic union, it would have been a delight. Sadly, it became this huge ugly thing that levied laws via dictatorship of the majority.
It's not the EU's fault. Being free from EU regulations means that goods have to be checked for compliance when crossing the border. This slows down trade. And why would the EU want to prioritise a non-member nation anyway?
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@@NotChicoAndPicoI am not sure about calling it a dictatorship.
@@NotChicoAndPico I want you to know I LOVE that term, the dictatorship of the majority. It's such a beautiful way to describe a democracy, I'm sure you would rather have a dictatorship of the minority (you know, an actual dictatorship) Seriously, it's illuminating about how you think. You would rather be governed by two rich twats than have to do what's agreed by the majority of people to be the best for the majority of people. Absolutely love it mate. Dimwit.
@@NotChicoAndPico Ah, yes! The continued wail of the deceived who wants so badly to be able to say they were right. Just admit you fell for the lie and move on - work with your fellows to make things better. The EU didn't make things hard to punish you, your greedy and idiot leaders - who'd already successfully deceived a majority of you - tried to make it so the UK could keep all the positive's of being a member w/o having to comply with what you perceived as negatives. You know, like quality standards and "protectionist" trade legislation and when the EU wouldn't allow that, they once again lied and made people like you believe the problem was the EU and not YOU. And you do understand how representative democracy works, right? You elect someone to represent your interests and they appoint your delegates to the EU. Your people have just as much say as any other member Nation - you've just joined a larger community of voters, some who may have different interests than you. Just like how a member of Parliament is elected to speak to your interests in which people in another area of England (or the other parts of the UK) may have conflicting interests with your region. But the very wealthy influence peddlers (who are the only ones who really profited from Brexit) continue to tell you that all the hate you have inside you is perfectly okay, so you continue to believe their lies. Open your eyes. JFC!
British person here, brexit, so far has been totally sh*t, prices have nearly doubled since that went down and ppl can't afford heating bills so there were stories of ppl FREEZING TO DEATH IN THEIR OWN HOME. There was this one guy the bbc interviewed, and the guy was going about his house in full winter clothes to stay warm. Who could have thought deglobalisation was a bad idea and england mostly relies on imports. Plus, since most migrant workers left, most goods aren't being transported, so nationwide logistics has been hit (this has been reduced as of late) as well as lots of ppl in the healthcare sector have left since most of them were migrants who felt a bit unwelcome after brexit went through and bc of the war in Ukraine, the government is kinda scapegoating the entire economic situation on russia. Literally, when anyone asks me what I want to do when I get a job, i just say, "I'd like to leave this country"
For people like me who are autistic, we completely agree with you! It would be so helpful, and make so much more sense... Why can't people just say the truth and what they mean?
As someone that works in the hospitality sector, this sure would make my job a lot more difficult...but oh so much more entertaining, might be worth it.
24:22 - I usually say "somebody's in here!" on a normal day and, "hold on - I'm hiding the body!" when I'm feeling a bit evil (the latter specifically applies to odd gas station bathrooms at night).
@@litterpicker1431It was a country started by Cecil Rhodes in Africa where they just sort of... kicked out the locals/made them do work, in order to have a great society. Did not work obviously.
@@litterpicker1431the Confederate South but in Africa and they wanted to continue to own slaves. I don't know why no one's mentioning the fact that they very much owned and wanted to continue to own slaves.
In the UK here. Brexit is just a bloody nightmare 🤦 we are 35 minute train from France and mainland Europe but now need to buy a travel visa to do so. Not to mention the many medications we can no longer get into the UK that are manufactured elsewhere
hi, british person here. i'm 22. the brexit vote happened when i was 14, i was old enough to vote by the time we actually left, and yes, IM STILL MAD ABOUT IT. also my orchestra went to germany via the channel/france and it took so long to actually get on the boat
well, now that germany's economy is collapsing, will be interesting to compare again in 3-5 years. i got a question, do UK citizens have it easier getting into canada (travel, not moving to). i'm too poor to travel, but my brother regularily goes. and it takes forever to get through at the ariport. once almost got denied because of a speeding ticket he got in germany. meanwhile her ein germany. "oh you already got deported from our country for r..aping a minor? yeah come right in, we won't stop you"
@@thecursed01 My dude, the average UK citizen can't even afford groceries right now, let alone travelling abroad for vacations... Border checks don't matter when you can't leave :)
i live in germany and can't afford rent anymore. thanks to bureacracy in combination with my illness, no healthcare anymore either. and while my case is somewhat unique, do you think only uk has those problems? go look up how prices for electricity/heating, groceries have skyrocketed in germany over the last 10 or 5 years. this is not uniquely a UK issue. @@jakelogan2342
@thecursed01 i cannot afford to travel to canada so i cannot answer this question 👍 although i imagine its probably easier to get 1 person through any border than a 60 person youth orchestra, lol
@jakelogan2342 yep, i work shopping other people's groceries at sainsburys but would not be able to afford to buy groceries with what they pay me if i wasn't living at home 🥲
14:16 The conspiracy is asinine, HOWEVER the difference is consent. If someone injected me with medicine that ALSO contained thingamajig that I didn't consent to, I would be pissed. However, if I go to get thingamajig implanted in my body, I have consented to that.
I feel this so much xD Like "There is a MASSIVE lack of X." and someone goes "Out of 9000 pictures, I found ONE that contains X! CHECKMATE!". Like... that ONLY proves my point xD
*10:52** “The show's host Chris Hansen clarified in an interview with NPR News that the subjects confronted on the show should be labelled properly as potential sexual predators and not as pedophiles. Hansen stated, "Pedophiles have a very specific definition, people who are interested in child sex."”*
22:02 My A.P. Language teach had red hair. Not only did she teach me how to write a fantastic essay, she also saved me from becoming a truly horrible human being.
21:00 Also note that; in true lesbian fashion; they complained about being single... TO EACH OTHER... and NO moves were made!... Why are we like this!? 🤣
As a British woman, I would like to say that the consequences of Brexit is exactly what I expected them to be. An absolute cluster quacking disaster, for many more years to come. 🤷🏻♀️
Sorry Jack, the current layabouts in parliament have no interest in doing anything helpful for other people. Too much navel gazing and whimpering going on for them to actually care about doing an actual day's work. My polite little rant is over now. 😊
that story about god cancelling two people, naah he just evicted them, the real cancellations (not in any particular order) were the towns of Soddom and Gomorrah, then the Flood, the town of Jericho. I'm sure there are more than that.
everytime i see someone calling themselves alpha male, i have to think about video games. the alpha version is the one with a lot of bugs, and not yet functioning very well...
The coming out jokes remind me of when I came out at work. I worked with my mom and people kept asking her about it. Some asked “so what is his sexuality?” And my mom said “Considering how long he’s been single, he doesn’t seem to have one.” I was only 18. You don’t gotta burn me like that, mother!
My budgie doesn’t mind the narrators except Robin, she screams on top of her tiny lungs if I watch an Emkay video narrated by him 😅 No offense to him, he’s great, but my bird is a bit too sensitive when it comes to sound 😅
20:20 well Jack, an area of the UK didn't have a government from November 2022 till the beginning of February 2024 with strikes happening in the NHS, Schools and Public Transport, and basically the death of Lough Neagh, due to blue-green algae, the largest lake in both Ireland and the UK, but on the plus side the two biggest cities in Northern Ireland, Belfast and Derry/Londonderry, are becoming two of Europe's tech hubs, with Belfast being the hub of Cyber Security, and Derry/Londonderry being the Gaming hub, so overall not great after Brexit, but now the NI government is back and is working towards the revival of Lough Neagh
Just because you can’t lie doesn’t mean you have to talk about things you would lie about, it just means if you do share rude statements with people they will know those are your true feelings. So it will be slightly easier to discern people who are bad or toxic for you… also it will make legal issues and business propositions much more transparent.
4:13 Put one foot outside, and put one foot inside PEAK MENTAL HEATH RIGHT THERE! OR If you only have 1 or no legs place your HAND(S) where the legs should go! :D
Changing male characters into female characters isn't the answer to declining ticket sales normally. But for a pirate drama? Pirates were comparatively often female, so it's really the prime example of when to DO IT.
There was actually an episode of an anime I watched were an entire country was cursed to only tell the truth, so none of them ever spoke to each other in fear of starting fights or hurting loved ones. It was a weird message for a show to say "Yeah, sometimes lying is good" but honestly, yeah, sometimes lying is good.
18:39 I ALWAYS bring my water bottle with me and still have to deal with social-anxiety, self-hatred and bullying. Having water doesn't mean you have a holy protection.
I explained for one of my clients what Brexit was, because she was literally that meme "I don't know what Brexit is and it's been so long I'm afraid to ask". I'm glad she felt comfortable enough to ask me. ☺️
20:10 British Person here. All in all, in the four or so years since Brexit, basically everything has gotten worse. We were promised 10 new Hospitals, 65,000 more Nurses and 70,000 more Policemen within the first six months. So far, Only about 20% of that has been achieved. The British Economy has also tanked, our inflation rate is exceeding that of even the US, at around 14% and many people are beginning to struggle here. We've had three incompetent prime ministers, and support for independence movements in NI, Scotland and even Wales has increased dramatically and support for Brexit has fallen from 65% in Jan of 2020 to just 20-ish% now. Brexit was the death of the UK and we probably won't last the next few decades because of it. Not only that, the EU has suffered as well, considering the UK had the second largest economy in it at the time and so pooper nations in the EU such as Croatia, Romania, Bulgaria or Bosnia are severely struggling due to a lack of loans in the EU.
For the last one I made a song. On the spot. Like a fricking Disney movie. You cannot come in at the moment Because I am on the toilet! And if you try to bust through, You will see me poo I’m in a good mood, please don’t spoil it!
Two most likely outcomes from this; 1) if not lying effects the entire fabric of reality then sure you would gain the answers but our puny brains would not be able to hold onto all that knowledge, so no omnipotence for us unless we use the knowledge we gain from the right questions to build ourselves a better brain to hold all the said information we would gain the answers too. 2) The not lying thing only effects us humans and not the whole of reality itself so we would get a whole lot of honest "I don't know." answers.
Sorry for lack of punctuation. Run on thoughts can be difficult to translate in to words. Especially when my husband keeps shouting upstairs to remind me my cup of tea is going cold. 😁
@@carolinelabbott2451 ok so what I need to do in scenario 1 is ask the questions to build myself a better brain, then do my original plan. In scenario 2, I just gotta LEARN the secrets of the universe to ask myself about them. Doesn't matter if I barely remember, I'll always tell the truth.
22:25 I was the one who rigged it. It was for a bet that if I won would end in me getting takis. I'm sitting here with a bag of takis while these people fight online
12:52 yeah wasn't there a scene of him dominating black thugs harassing and threatening a Chinese restaurant, which in itself, was an active portrail of black on Asian violence that is not taken as seriously as it should
1:34 it's a clever come back but there's a key difference here. It doesn't say he took it out on his girlfriend, he just said he was irritated. Whereas the girlfriend dreaming that her boyfriend cheated on her, she takes it out on the boyfriend in real life and ask for an in real life apology based on her insecurities. That leads to the second point, the motive of the dream or what it's based on. The cheating scandal in the dream is based off of insecurities and lack of trust. The apocalypse dream is about wanting to save someone but knowing a personal flaw could actually get them killed. I know this is not a serious thing, I just like analyzing dreams because it's fun
6:10 honestly wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't a 'pirates of the caribbean' movie if they just decided to have a pirates of the carribean inspired movie centered around anne bonny and mary read, or Zheng Yi Sao, or if you want to stick to the caribbean then Jacquotte Delahaye would be good. Honestly there are many femal pirates in history that could be made into decent movies, and I don't understand why they had to basically genderbend jack sparrow.
I f*cking hate Brexit. It is a disaster. I just wish Scotland (as a Scot) had voted to quit the UK back in 2014. I envy EU citizens. Of course, Scotland was dragged out of the EU against its will due to being a member of our 'union' of nations. Still, I reckon - hope, I suppose - there will be a slow reconciliation with the EU, quietly reversing some of the most disastrous consequences of Brexsh*t..
THE SUBREDDITS IN THE TITLES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOOOOO edit: subbredits in the titles are random now they’re not back but the subreddits are in the thumbnails are so that’s a plus
19:15 I don't listen/follow Taylor Swift . Before all these stupid comments, I had no idea of who tf is Kelce whatever (or that there is a position called 'tight end' in a sport that seems to focus on sweaty jocks running in extremely tight pants, having A LOT of physical contact and throwing themselves over each other for the viewing pleasure of mostly -straight?- men) Amyways, of those 3 I could only recognize one of them and that's Taylor Swift
"I can play chess in my mind for up to move 21 without losing position" Ahem: "The Scholar's Mate is one of the most well-known checkmating patterns among chess players. It ends the game after only four moves by attacking the weak f-pawn with a bishop and a queen." :3
I get that people are wary of white Americans/Brits suddenly latching onto a different cultural tradition because honestly, we're often dicks about it, but that Lunar New Year post is just WAY too overprotective. You can't learn about it if you don't participate. Roger showing up and citing his own book is peak Good Sense of Humor
Also never forget, Piers Morgan was there at the time when journalists hacked into the voicemail of a murdered teenager while the investigation into her initial disappearance was ongoing, making her parents have false hope that she could’ve been alive.
I don't understand, how did hearing her voicemail make them think she was still alive? Did they not know what her voicemail sounded like?
@@conlon4332They (the "journalists") were actively deleting voicemails to get a better scoop. The parent's thought the daughter was deleting the VM's and that gave them hope.
@@Npynewhy the fuck were they deleting the voicemails of the victim? Isn't that tampering with evidence‽‽‽
@@AmazingAutisther voicemail was full so they hoped that if they deleted some messages, more messages could be left for them to listen to
Emkay: *uploads a video*
UA-cam: So, you want to hear a story of Covid, eh?
"Indeed I do"
Literally no one
YT only put that up AFTER someone complains about the vid having such information in it lol
@@Ryanthusaryeah
@@Ryanthusar alr not all of youtube is corrupt
target the weak
natural selection.
One about sick people? Haha, have I got a story for you
"You should have stayed in the closet, that's embarrassing". Grandma a savage, and she's right.
Damn
Grandma knows best after all 😭
After listening to my niece vent for 5 years on how few girls that came out of the closet were actually into girls I can kinda understand the skepticism of the dad.
20:15 according to my British friend, "Stuff is more expensive and we hate England more."
Accurate
I think the Northern Irish hate the DUP more than England at this point, but yeah, we all hate England, and Westminster
Can confirm. Can't even get a plate of fish and chips without it being like £11 (~$13)
Shops also struggle more to keep stuff we have to import in stock
@@republicofgamers9842 wtf 😭 that’s so much
10:54 the best way to censor "PDF file" for UA-cam, this is why Jack is the best lol
Fr fr
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As a proud member of the great nation of Britain, I can honestly say that things since Brexit is amazing! The government is falling apart, the economy is in shambles, homelessness and poverty are on the rise, and despite having four Prime Ministers since the Brexit vote actually happened the general public haven't voted for any of them. Before Brexit The government was falling apart, the economy was in shambles, homelessness and poverty were on the rise, and despite having four Prime Ministers we actually got to vote for the least incompetent one! It's night and day over here! Send help!
So it's the same?
Maybe the problem wasn't EU, for Britain at least.
You vote for party not person.
If Taylor Swift is famous for dating Travis Kelce, then why is it that I’ve never heard of Travis Kelce?
It’s because that isn’t the real reason for Taylor Swift’s fame.
Technically, she wouldn't be famous without her boyfriends. So she should give credit to them for her success.
@@Matt-pb7dsplease tell me you’re joking. Sarcasm doesn’t always come through over the internet.
The reason is because Rob Gronkovsky is a better TE 😂😂😂😂
@@Null-value I think he's making a joke about her being famous for her break up songs
@@Matt-pb7dsthat's not true at all she would still be very much famous. Her boyfriend's and their breakups is some of the Inspirations behind her hits, but she still would have had hits before that. Like she was already a massive pop star before the boyfriend thing came to light.
As a brit, I'm devastated with the results of Brexit. AND I VOTED FOR IT!! Regrettably. They promised more jobs for UK citizens, lower prices, the pound having more value, 55M pounds in savings from getting out of the EU that'd go to the NHS, nurses and such. (Or something along the lines of that, I could be very wrong I don't listen to politics much) YET! Prices have rocketed! for a WEEKs worth of shopping you're now looking around £80+ for like items that would have been around £30-50? Bills keep rising! NHS are critically underfunded, import prices are astronomical. I WISH I didn't stupidly fall for the lies.
Part of it was lies, true, but another part was the EU making things as difficult for us as possible. Gotta make an example out of the UK so that nobody else will want to leave, right?
Bad handling by the government and fear-mongering by the media also made things worse than they should have been; a lot of companies panicked and moved out of the UK, which led to decent bit of our issues.
That said, the biggest benefit of Brexit was never money saved or more jobs; it was independence from the increasingly tighter laws the EU was throwing around. If it stuck to being an economic union, it would have been a delight. Sadly, it became this huge ugly thing that levied laws via dictatorship of the majority.
It's not the EU's fault. Being free from EU regulations means that goods have to be checked for compliance when crossing the border. This slows down trade. And why would the EU want to prioritise a non-member nation anyway?
@@NotChicoAndPicoI am not sure about calling it a dictatorship.
@@NotChicoAndPico I want you to know I LOVE that term, the dictatorship of the majority. It's such a beautiful way to describe a democracy, I'm sure you would rather have a dictatorship of the minority (you know, an actual dictatorship)
Seriously, it's illuminating about how you think. You would rather be governed by two rich twats than have to do what's agreed by the majority of people to be the best for the majority of people. Absolutely love it mate. Dimwit.
@@NotChicoAndPico Ah, yes! The continued wail of the deceived who wants so badly to be able to say they were right. Just admit you fell for the lie and move on - work with your fellows to make things better. The EU didn't make things hard to punish you, your greedy and idiot leaders - who'd already successfully deceived a majority of you - tried to make it so the UK could keep all the positive's of being a member w/o having to comply with what you perceived as negatives. You know, like quality standards and "protectionist" trade legislation and when the EU wouldn't allow that, they once again lied and made people like you believe the problem was the EU and not YOU. And you do understand how representative democracy works, right? You elect someone to represent your interests and they appoint your delegates to the EU. Your people have just as much say as any other member Nation - you've just joined a larger community of voters, some who may have different interests than you. Just like how a member of Parliament is elected to speak to your interests in which people in another area of England (or the other parts of the UK) may have conflicting interests with your region. But the very wealthy influence peddlers (who are the only ones who really profited from Brexit) continue to tell you that all the hate you have inside you is perfectly okay, so you continue to believe their lies. Open your eyes. JFC!
British person here, brexit, so far has been totally sh*t, prices have nearly doubled since that went down and ppl can't afford heating bills so there were stories of ppl FREEZING TO DEATH IN THEIR OWN HOME. There was this one guy the bbc interviewed, and the guy was going about his house in full winter clothes to stay warm. Who could have thought deglobalisation was a bad idea and england mostly relies on imports. Plus, since most migrant workers left, most goods aren't being transported, so nationwide logistics has been hit (this has been reduced as of late) as well as lots of ppl in the healthcare sector have left since most of them were migrants who felt a bit unwelcome after brexit went through and bc of the war in Ukraine, the government is kinda scapegoating the entire economic situation on russia. Literally, when anyone asks me what I want to do when I get a job, i just say, "I'd like to leave this country"
Same here. If I could afford to leave the UK with my entire family, to live and work in a safer and saner country, I would.
19:48 no, for people like who are so openly blunt, we can FINALLY HAVE OTHER PEOPLE BE FREEAKING TRUTHFUL. OMG PLEASE GIVE ME THIS 😢
For people like me who are autistic, we completely agree with you! It would be so helpful, and make so much more sense... Why can't people just say the truth and what they mean?
This would also help with my thoughts of "What if everybody secretly hates me ?" !
As someone that works in the hospitality sector, this sure would make my job a lot more difficult...but oh so much more entertaining, might be worth it.
it says covid 19 vaccine below the video because of the covid things like 2:07
Idk
2:07
This bit probably
@@Ussonan-Foderation2016 ah I see
UA-cam adds it if covid is mentioned in the vid
lol, I was quite confused as well. Haha
" Why? I'm not a minor" lmao 😂
That killed me 😂
You were once a minor.
Legit screamed a little when I heard that one 😂😂
24:22 - I usually say "somebody's in here!" on a normal day and, "hold on - I'm hiding the body!" when I'm feeling a bit evil (the latter specifically applies to odd gas station bathrooms at night).
10:02 Jack's pronunciation of Jan van Riebeeck broke my South African heart
13:02 WTF is Rhodessia?
@@litterpicker1431It was a country started by Cecil Rhodes in Africa where they just sort of... kicked out the locals/made them do work, in order to have a great society. Did not work obviously.
@@litterpicker1431the Confederate South but in Africa and they wanted to continue to own slaves. I don't know why no one's mentioning the fact that they very much owned and wanted to continue to own slaves.
@@litterpicker1431(Laughs in geography nerd)
@@errantwinds-up8uu I know what Rhodesia was. Dude didn't say Rhodesia. Dude said Rhodessia.
In the UK here. Brexit is just a bloody nightmare 🤦 we are 35 minute train from France and mainland Europe but now need to buy a travel visa to do so. Not to mention the many medications we can no longer get into the UK that are manufactured elsewhere
hi, british person here. i'm 22. the brexit vote happened when i was 14, i was old enough to vote by the time we actually left, and yes, IM STILL MAD ABOUT IT. also my orchestra went to germany via the channel/france and it took so long to actually get on the boat
well, now that germany's economy is collapsing, will be interesting to compare again in 3-5 years.
i got a question, do UK citizens have it easier getting into canada (travel, not moving to). i'm too poor to travel, but my brother regularily goes. and it takes forever to get through at the ariport. once almost got denied because of a speeding ticket he got in germany. meanwhile her ein germany. "oh you already got deported from our country for r..aping a minor? yeah come right in, we won't stop you"
@@thecursed01 My dude, the average UK citizen can't even afford groceries right now, let alone travelling abroad for vacations... Border checks don't matter when you can't leave :)
i live in germany and can't afford rent anymore. thanks to bureacracy in combination with my illness, no healthcare anymore either. and while my case is somewhat unique, do you think only uk has those problems? go look up how prices for electricity/heating, groceries have skyrocketed in germany over the last 10 or 5 years. this is not uniquely a UK issue. @@jakelogan2342
@thecursed01 i cannot afford to travel to canada so i cannot answer this question 👍 although i imagine its probably easier to get 1 person through any border than a 60 person youth orchestra, lol
@jakelogan2342 yep, i work shopping other people's groceries at sainsburys but would not be able to afford to buy groceries with what they pay me if i wasn't living at home 🥲
14:16
The conspiracy is asinine, HOWEVER the difference is consent. If someone injected me with medicine that ALSO contained thingamajig that I didn't consent to, I would be pissed. However, if I go to get thingamajig implanted in my body, I have consented to that.
I feel this so much xD
Like "There is a MASSIVE lack of X." and someone goes "Out of 9000 pictures, I found ONE that contains X! CHECKMATE!". Like... that ONLY proves my point xD
Jack mocking Andrew Tate made my day.
Yes
same
*10:52** “The show's host Chris Hansen clarified in an interview with NPR News that the subjects confronted on the show should be labelled properly as potential sexual predators and not as pedophiles. Hansen stated, "Pedophiles have a very specific definition, people who are interested in child sex."”*
0:39 i was arguing with someone on discord when they said, and i quote: "facts are still opinions"
Please tell me you no longer speak to this person. Otherwise your head'll shatter from that wall.
@@StealthTheFoxz I stopped talking to them, don't worry
@@MrNoahMango Good on ya. Ain't worth the headache.
That would’ve been entertaining. The shitty way.
22:02 My A.P. Language teach had red hair. Not only did she teach me how to write a fantastic essay, she also saved me from becoming a truly horrible human being.
Love how this has that info box about the covid vaccine. On a reddit video.
lmao
Hello again Bryce
I mean, gotta avoid those infections y'know?
UA-cam adds it if a video mentions covid
Genius
Jack Singing Bits
1:45 Shower Thoughts
3:07 Nothing Says Love Like
16:22 Wow
19:04 Famous Because
19:25 Ask Reddit
22:47 Sandra Bullock
24:15 "Oh God, they've got me! Save yourself! TELL MY STORY!" *Groans in Pleasure* "Or join me! Either works!"
3:13 That’s not an clever come back, that’s an MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY COME BACK!! 😂😂😂
24:17
*”OCCUPIED!”* in a gruff voice always works for me.
I like to say, "Oh God! I can't stop shitting blood!"
21:00 Also note that; in true lesbian fashion; they complained about being single... TO EACH OTHER... and NO moves were made!... Why are we like this!? 🤣
As a British woman, I would like to say that the consequences of Brexit is exactly what I expected them to be.
An absolute cluster quacking disaster, for many more years to come.
🤷🏻♀️
Sorry Jack, the current layabouts in parliament have no interest in doing anything helpful for other people. Too much navel gazing and whimpering going on for them to actually care about doing an actual day's work.
My polite little rant is over now. 😊
that story about god cancelling two people, naah he just evicted them, the real cancellations (not in any particular order) were the towns of Soddom and Gomorrah, then the Flood, the town of Jericho. I'm sure there are more than that.
The tower I think.
everytime i see someone calling themselves alpha male, i have to think about video games. the alpha version is the one with a lot of bugs, and not yet functioning very well...
🤣❤️👍
so that’s why they named this generation “Gen Alpha”
"Taylor Swift is famous for her boyfriend!"
Probably around 85% of the internet: "She has a boyfriend?"
merryweather made a comic strip about the exact scene at 12:07 and it was beautiful drawn out
"TAyLoR SWifT iS oNlY FaMoUs fOR TRavIs kELce"
Me: who is Travis Kelce?
tbh the Justice League is too busy with their own problems to fight Thanos, they have to defeat Darkseid first.
14:50 you can tell these guys haven't studied physics for long since the actually-feared textbook is jackson's EM used in grad school
8:30 not sure if this was intentional but this analogy is literally what Oppenheimer did
The coming out jokes remind me of when I came out at work. I worked with my mom and people kept asking her about it. Some asked “so what is his sexuality?” And my mom said “Considering how long he’s been single, he doesn’t seem to have one.” I was only 18. You don’t gotta burn me like that, mother!
13:31 "intelligence, cruelty, bornth to command, refinedness and courageousness"
21:07 Really putting the L in LGBTQ+
😊 just to let everyone at emkay know
My dog finds the emkay voices very relaxing
Thank you emkay ❤
My budgie doesn’t mind the narrators except Robin, she screams on top of her tiny lungs if I watch an Emkay video narrated by him 😅 No offense to him, he’s great, but my bird is a bit too sensitive when it comes to sound 😅
20:20 well Jack, an area of the UK didn't have a government from November 2022 till the beginning of February 2024 with strikes happening in the NHS, Schools and Public Transport, and basically the death of Lough Neagh, due to blue-green algae, the largest lake in both Ireland and the UK, but on the plus side the two biggest cities in Northern Ireland, Belfast and Derry/Londonderry, are becoming two of Europe's tech hubs, with Belfast being the hub of Cyber Security, and Derry/Londonderry being the Gaming hub, so overall not great after Brexit, but now the NI government is back and is working towards the revival of Lough Neagh
Just because you can’t lie doesn’t mean you have to talk about things you would lie about, it just means if you do share rude statements with people they will know those are your true feelings. So it will be slightly easier to discern people who are bad or toxic for you… also it will make legal issues and business propositions much more transparent.
Jack has to be my favorite! Because his accent is soothing for me for some reason.
4:13 Put one foot outside, and put one foot inside PEAK MENTAL HEATH RIGHT THERE! OR If you only have 1 or no legs place your HAND(S) where the legs should go! :D
Idk man, I think just standing in my front door would make me so much worse.
Lol fr tho XD@@lillianward2810
Or just lay in the doorway like my dogs would.
What about us human torsos?
Lay in the doorway! :D Simple s that@@thelunchlady8276!
16:20 Of course they needed to use AI to gen the photos, they can't get real ones cause it's an impossible situation.
7:01 is he included or do I have to pay extra for that?
Changing male characters into female characters isn't the answer to declining ticket sales normally. But for a pirate drama? Pirates were comparatively often female, so it's really the prime example of when to DO IT.
There was actually an episode of an anime I watched were an entire country was cursed to only tell the truth, so none of them ever spoke to each other in fear of starting fights or hurting loved ones. It was a weird message for a show to say "Yeah, sometimes lying is good" but honestly, yeah, sometimes lying is good.
10:41 yeah it's actually surprising just how thermally insulated wood thatch is
Oh that last one had me in hysterics.
Jack, you sweet darling thank you.
Calling Andrew Tate “Tater Tot” is the best thing I’ve ever heard.
18:39 I ALWAYS bring my water bottle with me and still have to deal with social-anxiety, self-hatred and bullying. Having water doesn't mean you have a holy protection.
7:36 i know this is something serious but i cant help but chuckle and/or giggle after hearing “mmm im a glass of wine and”
OMG Jack, your dead pan humour with the hoody is just spot on!
Watching jack dance w/ the merc made my day lol
I absolutely love your impression of Qasim Rashid when he argued with a glass of wine on the internet. Sounds just like him. :)
Jack: buy our shirts!
Also Jack: EXTENSORS
1:36 is it weird that I had a dream that I had a dream that I was pissed off at my mum because of the dream lmao
That add break was beautiful
I like how Jack says idea’r and not idea
Oh man, when you get the physicists after you... You don't go gentle into that goodnight...
3:12
shi was fire 🔥🔥🔥
I explained for one of my clients what Brexit was, because she was literally that meme "I don't know what Brexit is and it's been so long I'm afraid to ask". I'm glad she felt comfortable enough to ask me. ☺️
20:08
Well Brexit helped contribute to the cost of living crisis, so that wasn’t ideal.
Jack posing dramatically is so good
20:10 British Person here. All in all, in the four or so years since Brexit, basically everything has gotten worse. We were promised 10 new Hospitals, 65,000 more Nurses and 70,000 more Policemen within the first six months. So far, Only about 20% of that has been achieved. The British Economy has also tanked, our inflation rate is exceeding that of even the US, at around 14% and many people are beginning to struggle here. We've had three incompetent prime ministers, and support for independence movements in NI, Scotland and even Wales has increased dramatically and support for Brexit has fallen from 65% in Jan of 2020 to just 20-ish% now. Brexit was the death of the UK and we probably won't last the next few decades because of it. Not only that, the EU has suffered as well, considering the UK had the second largest economy in it at the time and so pooper nations in the EU such as Croatia, Romania, Bulgaria or Bosnia are severely struggling due to a lack of loans in the EU.
6:17 they are just making her sound based.
1:06 “‘But I can definitely try again …” 😉
24:10 the last response took me an ashamed ampount of two times to get it 🤣 good one tough
10:54 "That was the best thing ever!"
He did it again!
Jack is a fantastic model
Indeed
@@fiusionmaster3241Xenoblade 2 fanbase wants to know your location
...to be friends with you lmao
@@Gameboy2007-Official Rovinj, Croatia
Feel free to visit, beautiful city
Or you can google it, what ever is easyer for you m8 hahaha
Have a great day
@@fiusionmaster3241 lmao
6:47 Yo, Jack’s jacked!
The poses are EVERYTHING
4:49 i was expecting someone to say i dont value mine.
Me too!
For the last one I made a song. On the spot. Like a fricking Disney movie.
You cannot come in at the moment
Because I am on the toilet!
And if you try to bust through,
You will see me poo
I’m in a good mood, please don’t spoil it!
5:26 people are also disgusted by things they don’t have but want really bad, like poor people being disgusted by rich people
Literally was about to make the same comment lol
If i couldn't lie, id ask myself questions about the secrets of the universe until i gained infinite knowledge and omnipotence.
Two most likely outcomes from this;
1) if not lying effects the entire fabric of reality then sure you would gain the answers but our puny brains would not be able to hold onto all that knowledge, so no omnipotence for us unless we use the knowledge we gain from the right questions to build ourselves a better brain to hold all the said information we would gain the answers too.
2) The not lying thing only effects us humans and not the whole of reality itself so we would get a whole lot of honest "I don't know." answers.
Sorry for lack of punctuation. Run on thoughts can be difficult to translate in to words. Especially when my husband keeps shouting upstairs to remind me my cup of tea is going cold. 😁
@@carolinelabbott2451 ok so what I need to do in scenario 1 is ask the questions to build myself a better brain, then do my original plan. In scenario 2, I just gotta LEARN the secrets of the universe to ask myself about them. Doesn't matter if I barely remember, I'll always tell the truth.
@@TheRealAxolotlAnimates 😊👍
13:22 I'm Zimbabwean and best believe we are seeing our ass now. Also its so cute how you say Zimbabwe. Zimbwabwe
22:25 I was the one who rigged it. It was for a bet that if I won would end in me getting takis.
I'm sitting here with a bag of takis while these people fight online
When someone knocks on your public restroom door, say, 'Come back with a warrant!'
12:52 yeah wasn't there a scene of him dominating black thugs harassing and threatening a Chinese restaurant, which in itself, was an active portrail of black on Asian violence that is not taken as seriously as it should
1:34 it's a clever come back but there's a key difference here. It doesn't say he took it out on his girlfriend, he just said he was irritated. Whereas the girlfriend dreaming that her boyfriend cheated on her, she takes it out on the boyfriend in real life and ask for an in real life apology based on her insecurities. That leads to the second point, the motive of the dream or what it's based on. The cheating scandal in the dream is based off of insecurities and lack of trust. The apocalypse dream is about wanting to save someone but knowing a personal flaw could actually get them killed. I know this is not a serious thing, I just like analyzing dreams because it's fun
First time I’ve heard the word “chesticles”. This is now a permanent part of my vocabulary, thank you.
24:07. I made an ugly laugh at that last comment. OMFFFG.
Ikr
Saw Elvis back in October and Jack in the crowd was wild lol
I heckin love Jack
i love the fact that they say that something was taken out of context immediately before taking something out of context
19:31 lawyers no longer exist and far more people are both in jail and out of jail
9:00 - I would love to take public Transporation! Too bad where I live & work doesn't have it!
6:50 is the dancing, walking, rearanging furniture included?
6:10 honestly wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't a 'pirates of the caribbean' movie if they just decided to have a pirates of the carribean inspired movie centered around anne bonny and mary read, or Zheng Yi Sao, or if you want to stick to the caribbean then Jacquotte Delahaye would be good. Honestly there are many femal pirates in history that could be made into decent movies, and I don't understand why they had to basically genderbend jack sparrow.
I f*cking hate Brexit. It is a disaster. I just wish Scotland (as a Scot) had voted to quit the UK back in 2014. I envy EU citizens. Of course, Scotland was dragged out of the EU against its will due to being a member of our 'union' of nations. Still, I reckon - hope, I suppose - there will be a slow reconciliation with the EU, quietly reversing some of the most disastrous consequences of Brexsh*t..
Fun fact: trees don't produce most of our oxygen, algae does
THE SUBREDDITS IN THE TITLES ARE BACK WOOOOOOOOOOO
edit: subbredits in the titles are random now they’re not back but the subreddits are in the thumbnails are so that’s a plus
6:38 a-are you Click's brother? You both give the damn same vibe.
19:15 I don't listen/follow Taylor Swift . Before all these stupid comments, I had no idea of who tf is Kelce whatever (or that there is a position called 'tight end' in a sport that seems to focus on sweaty jocks running in extremely tight pants, having A LOT of physical contact and throwing themselves over each other for the viewing pleasure of mostly -straight?- men)
Amyways, of those 3 I could only recognize one of them and that's Taylor Swift
19:25 A lot of politicians will lose their jobs.
"I can play chess in my mind for up to move 21 without losing position"
Ahem: "The Scholar's Mate is one of the most well-known checkmating patterns among chess players. It ends the game after only four moves by attacking the weak f-pawn with a bishop and a queen." :3
I get that people are wary of white Americans/Brits suddenly latching onto a different cultural tradition because honestly, we're often dicks about it, but that Lunar New Year post is just WAY too overprotective. You can't learn about it if you don't participate.
Roger showing up and citing his own book is peak Good Sense of Humor