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  • @designersheets
    @designersheets Місяць тому +1107

    "Why are vampires always wealthy?" can also be answered by the fact that they were originally designed as a direct metaphor for wealthy 'societal parasites.' Funny, that!

    • @drivernephi5587
      @drivernephi5587 Місяць тому +100

      If you've been living for 1000 years and you're still poor, just go ahead and step into the sunlight

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 Місяць тому +54

      mmmMMMMM I love how certain monsters and creatures can be read as stand-ins for societal fears it's so fascinating

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 Місяць тому +50

      They save a lot of money on food

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Місяць тому +42

      @@AdiG1 That's what I was thinking. They can follow that weird life advice tip thing on budgeting where you cut "unnecessary" things out like groceries lmao

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Місяць тому +32

      ​@@MadAliceInWonderland definitely saving on health insurance too.
      It's not like they provide sundown service.

  • @digitalbadger89
    @digitalbadger89 Місяць тому +573

    The biggest eye opener to me on the whole "1960's not being that long ago" was when someone pointed out to me that the kinds of people you see in pictures yelling at African American kids during school integration efforts are 1) now in their 70s-80s, 2) still voting, and 3) *are in Congress right now.*

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 Місяць тому +47

      Oh my goodness. That's terrifying

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger Місяць тому +27

      You're right, that's an eye-opener. Sad that so many folks learned nothing better the last 50-60 years

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger Місяць тому +37

      @@illegalopinions4082 they had a point about segregation? Are you nuts?

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 Місяць тому +1

      oh you won't believe what i'm about to say... both the american current candidate are older than jfk

    • @illegalopinions4082
      @illegalopinions4082 Місяць тому

      @@Scarlett.Granger The Zulu nationalists seem to think so 💪

  • @Knightess
    @Knightess Місяць тому +279

    1:40 Body odor got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments, an official floor rule was made regarding personal hygiene. You can now be kicked out if you're stinking the place up. So yeah, you wanna run that one by us again, Slate?

    • @user-xh7mq8ty8m
      @user-xh7mq8ty8m Місяць тому +27

      Maybe the guy who posted that lacks the sense of smell and/or he has a dominant gene in 90% of the Korean population that makes their sweat have a certain chemical in it, which prevents bacteria that gives off strong odors all over your body and just hasn’t experienced it himself.

    • @aaeedee35
      @aaeedee35 Місяць тому

      @@user-xh7mq8ty8m I looked it up because i suspected the article was misconstrued. The article is not really about not preventing body odours, it just discusses the fact that antiperspirants have been unfairly maligned by dodgy science, and fear based marketing pushing"natural" deodorants when antiperspirants are safe, effective and generally cheaper.
      This is what happens when you just read a headline and think you got the gist of an article.

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Місяць тому +7

      It's comforting to know that someone there gives a shit.

    • @aaronabbey2604
      @aaronabbey2604 Місяць тому +7

      They even started to give away yugioh themed bars of soap in swag bags at events.

    • @miguelh4283
      @miguelh4283 Місяць тому +1

      I read that as "Body color got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments" 😭😭😭

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta Місяць тому +686

    Growing up in the 1960's?
    Dad cut the seat-belts out of our new Family Car..."better to be thrown free of the wreck!"
    When Lead was being removed from gasoline, he stocked up on lead additives.
    He poured used motor oil in the garden to 'keep the gophers away'.
    He was a one-man ecological disaster.

    • @yean4573
      @yean4573 Місяць тому +151

      this man sounds like he sneezes pollution.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Місяць тому +35

      Quick clarifying question, do you mean Garden in the American sense of growing vegetables or the British sense of front/back yard? (Obviously one of those is much worse given that you don't typically eat grass)

    • @macklinillustration
      @macklinillustration Місяць тому +36

      ​@@BaronVonQuiplywe don't have gophers in England, so I'd bet America.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply Місяць тому +13

      @@macklinillustration Thanks for the response

    • @ThickestSkull03
      @ThickestSkull03 Місяць тому +14

      Did he end up with Cancer?

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist Місяць тому +254

    6:08 the story actually had an awesome conclusion where the guy actually listened to criticism, learned, and even went to a bar with a book just to see how it is.

    • @ZeltonXD
      @ZeltonXD Місяць тому +40

      Rare Twitter user W

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 Місяць тому +12

      That's my boy

    • @goblinslayer310
      @goblinslayer310 Місяць тому

      @@ericgolightly8450 FATHER HELP

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation Місяць тому +50

      People can be stupid sometimes, but as long as you're willing to change your way after being an idiot, you deserve a second chance. :)

    • @klltsun_2576
      @klltsun_2576 Місяць тому +13

      Yeah it was really wholesome

  • @CaptainMangles
    @CaptainMangles Місяць тому +165

    "You're already drinking at 10:00 a.m.?" "Well yeah would you rather me start drinking at 7:00 p.m. and come in to work drunk the next day?"

  • @Zephyeran
    @Zephyeran Місяць тому +74

    14:10 It's like they forgot that the scientist can still have children AND likely will inspire her kids to become scientists like her BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY SUPER INTO THE FIELD???

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 Місяць тому +14

      The scientist also can afford to spend more time around their children which in turn makes them better raised. Hell, you can end up in the upper middle class from inventing something like the fuzz on tennis balls.

  • @zooootopiaa3349
    @zooootopiaa3349 Місяць тому +1710

    why is there a climate change warning 😭

    • @Deleted_Eevee
      @Deleted_Eevee Місяць тому +101

      I don’t fuckin know 💀

    • @jazzmineswain
      @jazzmineswain Місяць тому +64

      I was about to ask the same thing 😂 💀

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 Місяць тому +29

      Its so random!

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles Місяць тому +198

      There's a comeback in this video responding to a headline that says Jeff Bezos is pledging to use a chunk of his fortune to fight climate change.

    • @daphissilly
      @daphissilly Місяць тому +7

      IDK lol

  • @charlestonvids
    @charlestonvids Місяць тому +90

    3:07 “the balls on some Americans” is extra funny considering the American in question has the username Caterpillar-Balls

  • @CrabMan2539
    @CrabMan2539 Місяць тому +81

    15:19 Color film did exist but it was a lot more expensive and a lot more complicated than black and white so the vast majority of photos taken by regular citizens were in black and white. It was just easier to deal with and it did the job sufficiently enough to make going to color not worth the extra cost. Fun fact, you can't use the red light for developing color film, the room has to be completely dark. The red light can only be used for black and white film.

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Місяць тому +6

      I think he was joking, but I appreciate the fun fact.

    • @seagoddess9937
      @seagoddess9937 Місяць тому +5

      In terms of movies there was also color available too, but due to costs it was also not viable for a bit. To my knowledge though it was viable for a time but black and white continued to be used because most movies of that era thrived on the black and white story telling/enviroment. And were even testing the boundaries of how to fully utilize black and white. Eventually we shifted into color of course but I forgot the exact reason why, aside from just color being neat.

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 Місяць тому +2

      Oh man, I'm having flashbacks of having to thread a film developing canister in a pitch black room by muscle memory alone. The horror. The horror.... LOL

  • @afpnia1068
    @afpnia1068 Місяць тому +170

    >wake up
    >get coffee
    >new emkay video uploaded
    >robin
    todays gonna be a good day

    • @canos_nightout
      @canos_nightout Місяць тому +9

      TWO new emkay vids

    • @afpnia1068
      @afpnia1068 Місяць тому

      @@canos_nightout ones a playlist of all of the r/gocommitdie videos so i woudnt really count it tbh

    • @nerd9777
      @nerd9777 Місяць тому

      I gotta say man, I don’t really like Robin compared to the other narrators. There are a lot of times where he doesn’t (or pretends not to) get a very obvious joke or takes it completely seriously. I’m not saying this in the way that people who think “That obviously racist guy was _definitely_ joking” usually say it, I’m just saying in general he sucks at getting jokes. One time he read a tweet that said “Some guy saw me in scrubs and said ‘Thank you for your service’ cause he thought I was an essential worker, sir I laser buttholes for a living 😂” And his response was “Um, AkShuAlLy YoU aRe An EsSeNtIaL wOrKeR☝️🤓” literally mansplaining someone else’s funny tweet to them, and this guy’s an activist?

    • @kitiskitkat
      @kitiskitkat Місяць тому +4

      And Robin is alive 😌

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman Місяць тому +1

      question: were you unpleasant to talk to before step 2

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo Місяць тому +51

    Someone told me to go to hell
    to which I responded "I love family reunions!"

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Місяць тому +51

    2:20 That's peach fuzz, YK, something EVERYONE has, regardless of gender

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +7

      Also known as part of the skin.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking Місяць тому +141

    Technically several things were invented in America, most thing however that were created in america were a twist on an already existing thing.
    Little bit of trivia about the Mcdonalds Ice Cream machine:
    The reason it's always broken is because of the manufacturer essentially, they install software that basically makes it so employees can't fix the machine themselves, in addition repairs can take several hours and may not actually fix the problem, and besides that the only person who can actually fix the machine legally is a mechanic licensed by the manufacturer, which can take days to arrive if they choose to go at all.
    There are websites essentially trying to pirate the software so that employees can just fix the machines instead of waiting for a mechanic who would show up whenever.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke Місяць тому +34

      Also one of the most common reasons for ice cream machine failure is because the heat cycle failed overnight. Failure can literally be caused by it being off by a single degree. And it can often just be fixed by reducing the amount of ice cream in the vat. But they don't tell people this because they want stores to keep calling in repair techs and raking in that dough.

    • @megcomb8838
      @megcomb8838 Місяць тому +15

      That, the comment above, plus the fact that currently not many people are trained properly how to do the weekly clean on it (which involves emptying the shake mix tanks, taking all the small parts to wash em, then putting it all back together), and even those who were tend to make a slip up or two, which almost always leads to something fucking up

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Місяць тому +20

      Worked on a fast food restaurant that had one of those machines, same vendor even, the difference tho is that it was old enough to be completely analog. Just wires an sensors.
      Never failed even once.
      It's planned obsolescence to the extreme. The manufacturer can easily program when the machine to fail only to charge you extra.

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 Місяць тому +1

      I find it funny that people only make fun of McDonald's when their Ice Cream machines are broken, but never actually blame nor assault their workers when their Ice Cream machines are broken.

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed Місяць тому +1

      @@megcomb8838”weekly clean”
      The hell? Yeah I’m never getting ice cream there ever again.
      The only thing we don’t clean daily in the kitchen I work at is the floor sinks and cooler shelfs
      Everything else is daily

  • @Yosh-00
    @Yosh-00 Місяць тому +182

    See Jim!! Robin is doing just fine. He's not dead. He really never even left

    • @iloveiceberglettuce
      @iloveiceberglettuce Місяць тому +12

      No, that's his ghost, another trick from Jim to trick us!

    • @TheOneEyed-Music
      @TheOneEyed-Music Місяць тому +2

      Who’s Jim?

    • @user-kb5tu5mi8u
      @user-kb5tu5mi8u Місяць тому +5

      ⁠Jimama

    • @Yosh-00
      @Yosh-00 Місяць тому +5

      @@TheOneEyed-Music Some commentor on Robin's personal channel claiming Robin to bed dead

    • @EllieInTheRain
      @EllieInTheRain Місяць тому +4

      -batman to Jim gordon when introducing Tim Drake

  • @byohzzrd
    @byohzzrd Місяць тому +63

    At 10a.m.?
    "Oops, sorry, meant 'Still drinking.' Started at end of shift yesterday. "

  • @m310grass
    @m310grass Місяць тому +34

    Fun fact about the Vampires making money, the photo used was from Twilight and the explanation is that Alice (the only woman in the photo, in between the two blond men) can see the future and uses it to predict the stock market

    • @RedFoxSkull
      @RedFoxSkull Місяць тому +1

      Wow I had no idea it was from Twilight, I thought it was from Castlevania

    • @iwontbeforgotten
      @iwontbeforgotten Місяць тому

      ​@@RedFoxSkullwell we all know that people pay Dracula...... tribute. ...

    •  10 днів тому

      ​@@iwontbeforgottenTribute? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves!

    • @hvbg
      @hvbg День тому

      They know, they just didn't want their comment to get sent to the shadow realm, if you get what I mean

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 Місяць тому +65

    7:15 i was WHOLLY unprepared for that to be uncensored, but also, absolutely go off robin

  • @thebratwurst
    @thebratwurst Місяць тому +8

    Imagine its a story about vampire slayers except they're trying to steal the vampire wealth robinhood style.

  • @Ikindaenjoytrains
    @Ikindaenjoytrains Місяць тому +13

    3:16 “I can’t believe they (Americans) have balls big enough to say that we invented anything.” The airplane. We invented the airplane!

    • @Ikindaenjoytrains
      @Ikindaenjoytrains Місяць тому +4

      I do like trains better though.

    • @Joepser
      @Joepser Місяць тому +1

      To be fair, you're right, but there were people all over the world working on it. Here in the Netherlands they achieved flight a few months after the brothers with the design ideas made before the first flight.

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 23 дні тому

      We’re only good at inventing things when it can kill people /hj

    • @taykeir1682
      @taykeir1682 18 днів тому +1

      If I remember correctly it was invented by multiply people at about the same time across the world. The wright brothers just happen to be the ones most well known for it. Happened with a few inventions, multiple people figure it out but only one get the credit.

    • @dendrobium4831
      @dendrobium4831 11 днів тому

      Nah you did not. Santos Dummont did

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan Місяць тому +15

    I hear the ice cream machine is always broken due to a requirement for them to be cleaned daily. As a result, they just don’t do it and claim it’s broken as they can’t serve ice cereal from a machine that doesn’t meet this requirement.
    So the McD’s ice cream machine is one long instance of malicious compliance lol.

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 Місяць тому +2

      I just assumed that was why. I worked for a soft serve shop as a kid, and it is time consuming. Took me an hour nightly to empty, clean and prep for the next day.

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart Місяць тому +2

      A friend of mine managed a Harvey's. She said the machine was often broken for real because people would rush putting it back together after cleaning at the end of shift and as a result, the dispensing mechanism would jam when they tried to use it the next day. Seems plausible.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Місяць тому

      It depends. Worked with those machines, both old and new.
      Old ones required them to be emptied and cleaned every night, while new ones only required that to be done once a week.
      Also, since they're almost completely stainless steel from the inside and it's quite easy to get them squeaky clean. 10 minutes max if you're used to do it.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr Місяць тому +25

    7:34 - For reference, a month later, he tweeted a video condemning the selling of Pride merchandise as "evil" and "demonic." He was dropped by his team shortly after (for "performance") and has yet to find another. In essence, he ran himself out of baseball with his hate and entitlement.

    • @billmcnealofwnyxnewyork
      @billmcnealofwnyxnewyork Місяць тому

      I mean, sort of. He was a middling relief pitcher toward the end of his career anyway. It’s similar to why Colin Kaepernick never got picked back up. The level of play wasn’t worth the drama. If Anthony Bass was a front line starter, he’d have a job.

  • @bookworm67-hv7nm
    @bookworm67-hv7nm Місяць тому +11

    Jeff bezos looks like a scrawny Lex Luthor don't ya think

  • @ABtheButterfly
    @ABtheButterfly Місяць тому +11

    ok but why didn't HE pick up the popcorn for his pregnant wife, this is him telling on himself
    also don't they clean the plane after everyone gets off or have a broom and dustpan with a handle i don't know i never flew before

    • @roryandbro1561
      @roryandbro1561 Місяць тому +1

      Oh (to my knowledge, may be wrong) most planes often take off too soon after landing to be vacuumed ect.

    • @roryandbro1561
      @roryandbro1561 Місяць тому +3

      But yeah, he should've picked up the popcorn himself

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb Місяць тому +14

    13:00 as a 16 year old, please do not compare us to this child. Thank you.

  • @robertclark2253
    @robertclark2253 Місяць тому +29

    You don't need religion to know that there is difference between right and wrong . Another thing it doesn't matter if you're religious or not you can see the good or evil in people and make your choice accordingly . I know most folks are decent , religious or not , but you do get some truly evil mofos out there . Stay aware and stay safe everyone .

    • @littlewolfyzapling8810
      @littlewolfyzapling8810 Місяць тому

      “If you don’t have religion why don’t you kill people” 🤝 “If you don’t have empathy why don’t you kill people” = stupid ass statements that make me think the person saying it would like to kill people

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 День тому

      I would even argue most organised religion fanatics condone bad and even evil decisions based on their misguided no questions asked faith.

  • @Barkinglikeiwantitbbg
    @Barkinglikeiwantitbbg Місяць тому +31

    The Internet is a scary place but also a funny place

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Місяць тому +3

      It's only a dangerous place if you don't keep your information inside the ride at all times.

  • @midlifecrisisincarnate
    @midlifecrisisincarnate Місяць тому +15

    9:10 I love how Gordon Ramsey has embraced the meme he's become. Tbh, he's probably been doing this for longer than I realized and I only caught on recently.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 Місяць тому

      Gordan Ramsey started in the UK... his shows in the US... the producers wanted entertainment so encouraged the yelling, screaming, cussing, and the insults.

  • @arcticxabyss
    @arcticxabyss Місяць тому +7

    if a person won't take a jacket from someone because they weren't "cute", then i guess the person wasn't as cold as they said they were. 😊

  • @kalekain3521
    @kalekain3521 Місяць тому +6

    “Did he buy it?”
    Savage.

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret Місяць тому +8

    4:31 the most truth you’ll get out of someone is if they are drunk, sober people can lie but drunk people have a hard time keeping it together

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 Місяць тому +1

      No, this is just a common myth and it goes against why alcohol can potentially violate consent. Drunks have a higher propensity to say what's initially on their mind such as intrusive thoughts or poorly thought out ideas. A lot of what they say can be blatantly untrue such as saying they're the president, or saying they can do an epic stunt only to fuck it up. This is also why you can't really have someone consent under the influence alcohol since again it's not truth serum, it's literally just them making decisions or saying things that are poorly thought out which impairs their judgement and ability to consent to sex. Most people have ideas that when they think about it, they realize that their idea is dumb, immoral, or is flawed in some other way. Alcohol is not truth serum because if it truly was, then legal consent issues for those under the influence of alcohol wouldn't even exists.

  • @alicetippet6007
    @alicetippet6007 Місяць тому +3

    17:16 . You said doodoo! Always love seeing super rich people get sassed, lotsa love to all the EmKay crew!

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer Місяць тому +77

    The reason why vampires are always wealthy in media (movies, books, or whatever) is because vampire mythology was kinda created around people of high society. So it's just part of the package for telling a story with vampires, since we've always viewed them as being aristocratic.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Місяць тому +5

      That's not just a western thing either, the Jiangshi or Chinese hopping vampires are typically dressed in the garb of Qing dynasty officials.

    • @corax3341
      @corax3341 Місяць тому

      Pretty sure it was Dracula that started this trope. There were vampire commoners before that, but Dracula was so popular that almost any vampire since then was in some way derived from Dracula

    • @DishyLemon
      @DishyLemon Місяць тому +1

      Everything said about vampires above me is valid, but more importantly than that, if you're alive for over 100 years, and can still walk without your knees popping, but you weren't smart enough to get your money up: you're a sorry ass without an ounce of financial sense. 🤷‍♀️

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum Місяць тому +1

      @@DishyLemon I saw a hilarious post regarding this same subject, it said something like "if you've been alive since the 1800s and you're still broke you may as well just walk out into the daylight"

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply Місяць тому +14

    07:33 I'm going to go out on a continent here and guess that mr baseballman was too busy doing the important work of taking pics and tweeting to assist his cleaning lady / spawn raiser in picking up said corn

    • @lindseyherbst9444
      @lindseyherbst9444 Місяць тому +2

      I was going to say, why couldn't he pick up the popcorn? If he was so concerned about his wife having to pick up garbage he could so easily have done it himself.

    •  10 днів тому

      On a continent?

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 10 днів тому +1

      Yes, it's substantially more secure than the limb I've seen others step out on

    •  10 днів тому +1

      @@BaronVonQuiply Okay, that is funny.

  • @theshadowspider97
    @theshadowspider97 Місяць тому +4

    UA-cam premium is a blessing for a guy like me who treats UA-cam like it's TV and has a song playlist on here and nowhere else cuz' of live performances and remixes. Trust me, I feel ya Robin. And, the background play is just the icing on the cake. If only it wasn't almost $15.

  • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
    @ZhovtoBlakytniy Місяць тому +3

    "The 1960s weren't even that long ago!"
    My mom loves such compliments.

  • @Ceretrea
    @Ceretrea Місяць тому +1

    At 8am every morning I take 8 different life saving medications, my carer helps me wash and dress and my husband fixes me a gluten and dairy free breakfast that I have no choice to eat due to my health. Some of us have no option but to put our health first, Mark. You don't even know how privileged you are.

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 Місяць тому +4

    "Tag a former president that you know doesn't."
    So he's basically asking for a list of which former presidents are still alive? I hate it when people try to say that "Oh this famous person does all of this stuff and is still in great shape. Why aren't you?" Zuckerberg has enough money to literally hire a person who's entire job is to follow him around all day and slap twinkies out of his hand.

  • @Kattlarv
    @Kattlarv Місяць тому +47

    Personally, I'm *far* more scared by cultists who look at an objectively immoral and evil book, for life instructions.
    As, when normal people are faced with something like... I dunno: "*Should* I dip this baby in the grease fryer?", we use common sense and empathy and deduce: No... that wouldn't be nice, nor beneficial in any way.
    The cultist on the other hand, takes up their little book, haphazardly scroll through it while going "Does it say I'm NOT allowed to do this?"

    • @RedFoxSkull
      @RedFoxSkull Місяць тому +1

      “He’s out of line, but he’s right”

    • @Ventriii
      @Ventriii Місяць тому

      Out of curiosity, what religion are you referring to?

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya Місяць тому +6

      @@Ventriii Any of the three Abrahamic religions. But I'd go on a limb that it's Christianity.

    • @alazarbisrat1978
      @alazarbisrat1978 Місяць тому +2

      @@OctyabrAprelya other religions have a book too, I think, but assuming America I'd bet Christian

    • @ethirium4389
      @ethirium4389 Місяць тому

      .......................... Project 2025..............

  • @toryroseharris6153
    @toryroseharris6153 Місяць тому +10

    Thank god-was getting Emkay withdrawals.

  • @blackflame3411
    @blackflame3411 Місяць тому +11

    Remember there are no good or bad choices. There is only outcomes

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile Місяць тому

      Calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil.

  • @sydneys207
    @sydneys207 Місяць тому +3

    If only Cheong had shuffled off this mortal hell.
    Hell, if only he'd gotten close to the edge, so we could all just make a little gust of wind.

  • @marissat7150
    @marissat7150 Місяць тому +6

    EMKAY LIVESSSSS!!! (seriously hope everyone at emkay is doing well )

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Місяць тому +7

    16:40 the thing about rich people paying taxes in America is that Via. The Lobbying System, rich people run the government that they're paying taxes to...

  • @foramoreperfectamerica8490
    @foramoreperfectamerica8490 Місяць тому +4

    Regarding the bread, I grew up using clothespins to preserve freshness.

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans Місяць тому +50

    I took Several IQ Tests.. Averaged 140... Yet Still got a 1.8GPA In High School...

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому +1

      IT HAS A WHOLE NUMBER??? Dude you might be talented.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 Місяць тому +5

      You were docked one point per ellipsis

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому +1

      @@gurrrn1102 no i wasnt

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@mihaleben6051 I've a sneaking suspicion that wasn't aimed at you.

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 Місяць тому

      @@lunarixis9957 Yes it was. The allegations arent true

  • @cosmo_1184
    @cosmo_1184 Місяць тому +3

    18:46 i personally think the voting requirements should be a test about politics to see if the person taking the test knows enough about voting to make a valid decision. therefore, kids (such as 10-17 year olds) who are eager activists will be able to make a bigger impact.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 Місяць тому +1

      I think it should be the other way around. It's on the politicians to prove themselves capable of being honest, hardworking, thoughtful people... instead of it being a popularity contest easily swayed with $$$.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Місяць тому +1

    17:50
    Even if you don’t have anything figured out, interest adds up to quite a bit over that long.

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo 17 днів тому +1

    15:10 one of my favourite things in the world is watching the older generations call everyone younger than them wusses or snowflakes, then getting offended out of their mind when you do something as small as swear in front of them.

  • @shadowwriter329
    @shadowwriter329 Місяць тому +8

    3:16 to be fair a lot of inventions were made in America. One of them is the first working airplane.
    But a lot of people have ruined it would ego and thinking we made more then we have.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 Місяць тому +2

      i blame the schools. I mean, thinking craft beer is only, what, 250 years old is insane.
      and the car thing, i cant comprehend it. had an american exchange student. she thought that henry ford invented the car.
      Never heard about bertha benz, first professional test driver and she ALSO build that damn thing with her husband in the first place.that was in 1884.
      answer:"oh, no, women dont do that, that isnt real henry ford build the first car" ????

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Місяць тому

      ​@@Asmodis4What school is teaching about beer? 💀

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 Місяць тому +1

      @@gerardwayseyelash general knowledge,
      world history I . egypt, inventor, or, at least co - inventor of beer beside mesopotamia.
      THAT is stuff from middle school, RIGHT after the stone age, because of Göbekli tepe, the big tempel in turkey (they killed some hard rounds of craft beer there ;))
      and even IF you didnt have that background, the founding fathers of the us are fleeing england because the puritans cant stand people having fun with beer.
      so, here you have it.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Місяць тому

      @@Asmodis4 Never heard of any of that besides Mesopotamia.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 Місяць тому

      @@gerardwayseyelash göbekli tepe is the first clear religious building 11000 years old. before everything else, there was göbekli tepe. older than the pyramids older than stone henge.
      they found fermented barley or, rather, proto - barley, in specific areas used to brew beer.
      but thats not the point, if you are from the us, i dont know that, you should know about the puritans, the party poopers of their time.
      no christmas, no dancing, no beer, nothing.
      king georg didnt like that, so they went from england to the dutch (or direct to the "new world") and even the calvinistic, humorless dutch cant stand them and so off they went to america to burn witches, dont dance and hating alcoholic beverages.
      THATS why they had a grunch about german soldiers fighting within the war of independence, they ALSO expand the varieties of beers you could drink in the us to clear brews like pilsener.
      and than in the 1920 you let those puritan nutjobs run wild and had your prohibition.
      Thats why the us LOST all this knowledge about brewing beer in about a decade.
      what is now happening in the us is only the revival of THAT culture BEFORE the prohibition.
      i think thats cool.
      sorry for this long text ;)

  • @DavidVanVlerah
    @DavidVanVlerah Місяць тому +3

    The UN decided that basic education is a human right? I don't think every country got the memo...
    By the way, thanks for the information! I really had no idea. Robin, you're the man. I have two favorites, and you are one of them. I won't name the other, I wouldn't want Jack and Damien to get butthurt. 😂

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers Місяць тому +4

    I dreamt the 8 day long Hiatus was over this morning, looks like my dream predicted the future Lol.

  • @TheDeadTheories
    @TheDeadTheories 5 днів тому

    Well, Robin, we did invent the hamburger… Which lines up with us only inventing things that kill people faster.

  • @greenapple9477
    @greenapple9477 Місяць тому +5

    13:35 I don't need one of the world's most fucked up fiction books to tell me to be a good person.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 Місяць тому +4

    15:35 insanity. That first picture is so beautiful.

  • @projectarduino2295
    @projectarduino2295 Місяць тому +2

    What makes it funnier is that 136iq is, in fact, part of the top 1% of iq. 99th percentile.

  • @MyLittlePonyFan24
    @MyLittlePonyFan24 Місяць тому +1

    If you don’t know why vampires are rich, you need to learn about compounding interest. Your future self will thank you when you go to retire.

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster Місяць тому +17

    3:33: "The fact that you thought I meant you personally rather than the company you represent is why you're still an intern."

  • @thinkwithvideos2238
    @thinkwithvideos2238 23 дні тому +1

    4:28
    These two have such a healthy relationship!😊

  • @exceptionalgamer6846
    @exceptionalgamer6846 Місяць тому +1

    Reasons why i dont work out like Mark Zuckerberg: i dont own a 1.28 trillion company, i dont own face book, still dont own facebook, i can imagine my stress and responsibility(none), i do actually wake up, dont actually work out already, i put my health last, and i tell myself it is possible but im too lazy to act on it.

  • @zariars
    @zariars Місяць тому +2

    Note on caffeine: Caffeine is not a addictive drug, it causes physical dependence due to your body getting used to it being in the system. This means you don't get any kind of cravings, but if you suddenly stop drinking it your body will go out of whack. This can be quite uncomfortable.
    Best way to stop drinking caffeine is therefor to taper off, cold turkey is not a good idea.
    P.S. I'm not a smartass, I just drink too much coffee and know the pain of this too well.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter Місяць тому +3

      I mean, that was exactly my experience with alcohol, and I destroyed my liver and almost died of multiorgan failure in my mid 20's.
      I got no benefit from it since I could no longer get intoxicated (I would go from sober to unconscious), but drinking it constantly kept me from having DTs. There were no cravings, physical or psychological. I was able to go cold turkey before a liver transplant under hospital supervision in the ICU for about a year and never relapsed or had the desire to.
      And I would call alcohol an addictive substance.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 Місяць тому

      Physical dependence = addiction.

    • @zariars
      @zariars Місяць тому

      @@aralornwolf3140 A physical dependence does not cause any craving for the substance, it causes a negative effect when you are not taking it.
      I don't crave caffeine. My body is in a homeostasis where caffeine is a part of it. So removing caffeine will cause a withdrawal effect.
      It is a hard distinction, but it is worth reading up on.

  • @SkullySmalls
    @SkullySmalls Місяць тому +4

    hey don't blame all Americans, we just happen to live in a country with a government that values sheep more than an individual.
    edit: also the fact that people can't recognize satire in a text format is sad.

  • @seagullz.1019
    @seagullz.1019 Місяць тому +1

    lol at 7:11 it's really hilarious knowing that the WIFE of FDR, a US PRESIDENT, helped to draft the universal declaration of human rights.

  • @ChristopherDefrank
    @ChristopherDefrank Місяць тому +4

    0:38 He got that idgaf mindset right there 🗿

  • @Rae0814
    @Rae0814 29 днів тому

    I think it’s hilarious when people try to say ‘no one under [insert age] will understand [insert thing that is definitely still around and isn’t leaving any time soon]’.

  • @jpedrothejo
    @jpedrothejo Місяць тому +1

    Climate change
    United Nations • Climate change refers to long-term shifts in temperatures and weather patterns. Human activities have been the main driver of climate change, primarily due to the burning of fossil fuels like coal, oil and gas.

  • @dudono1744
    @dudono1744 Місяць тому +1

    7:00 reminder that the USA didn't sign that Declaration.

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Місяць тому +1

    7:50 - Because why pick up after your own kids, right?

  • @KatyTerBerg
    @KatyTerBerg 16 днів тому

    9:21 There's not a bolder person on earth than a nameless critic without a profile picture.

  • @danielreed7705
    @danielreed7705 Місяць тому +2

    7:19 hearing Robin actually swear feels kinda weird ngl.

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek Місяць тому +1

      What comment did he make about the cave

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 9 днів тому

    I feel like the Venn diagram between people who need religion to be good people, and people who will gleefully twist the teachings of their religion to excuse any horrible things they do, is a circle.

  • @AB-Prince
    @AB-Prince Місяць тому +2

    I know they say leave the best for last, but that absolutely should have been the opening one.

  • @givingshitsincetwentyeleven
    @givingshitsincetwentyeleven Місяць тому +1

    7:17 Emkay swearing not censored??? FUCK YEAH POOR A BOTTLE!!!

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 Місяць тому

    The guy who said no one likes you if you bring a book to a bar went back on his statement after backlash and deciding to try it for himself and give himself the room to grow and learn. And also probably because of that comeback.

  • @zenny7479
    @zenny7479 Місяць тому +1

    Finally, I've missed Robin's voice so much

  • @Bunny_Aoife
    @Bunny_Aoife 21 день тому

    i love the having no principles one, ngl, that was smooth

  • @KingEGK
    @KingEGK Місяць тому +1

    7:24 I have never heard you curse without it being muted by a funny sound. Curse word jumpscare.

  • @gavitron0610
    @gavitron0610 Місяць тому +1

    5:08 I live in Canada and every single pack of bagels has this.

  • @katie100katherine
    @katie100katherine Місяць тому +3

    WELCOME BACK EMKAY THANK GOD 🎉

  • @CorrstudB
    @CorrstudB Місяць тому +8

    Exist: lunch: new Emkay vid: pog.

  • @baliyae
    @baliyae 27 днів тому

    Vampires are wealthy because they were wealthy when they were still mortal and the wealth accumulated over the centuries.

  • @CellarDoor-rt8tt
    @CellarDoor-rt8tt 4 дні тому

    @5:29 honestly the dumbest part of this tweet is the idea that there exists an 8% treasury bond. If there existed an 8% treasury bond, there’s almost no reason to buy other investment vehicles. 8% at essentially no risk is wild

  • @dayzlove4994
    @dayzlove4994 Місяць тому +2

    7:04 This guy would definitely say this with how illiterate he is. Like bro, THE F### YOU THINK *UNIVERSAL* MEANS? UNIVERSAL PICTURES?

  • @tirushone6446
    @tirushone6446 Місяць тому +24

    10:00 When did being sexual attracted to someone become "objectification", I see stuff like that a little to often and it infuriates me.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Місяць тому +1

      Round about the time male humans were decided to be the manifestation of evil. So, uhhh, 2010s?

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Місяць тому +12

      I guess it seemed more odd because it supposedly was said by an 11 year old to their mother about a grown man. I don't know about you, but if I heard that exact phrase come out of a kid's mouth I'd at the very least be cautiously concerned.

    • @tirushone6446
      @tirushone6446 Місяць тому

      @@MadAliceInWonderland so would I, but not because the kid was objectiving that guy. If that's what was ment then why not say that?

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble Місяць тому

    6:15 - I'm here for the vibes, and you're not that.

  • @nohalo3forme
    @nohalo3forme Місяць тому +3

    the boys are back in town

  • @sweetwithapinchofsour5775
    @sweetwithapinchofsour5775 Місяць тому +1

    drinking wine and talking
    that was " invented" before mobile phones took over are life ,

  • @HER0_
    @HER0_ Місяць тому +9

    7:18 UNCENSORED ROBIN ALERT🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨‼️‼️

  • @dragonstorm9567
    @dragonstorm9567 Місяць тому +3

    What did elon musk say when the kids were trapped in a cave?

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 Місяць тому +3

      He basically called the guys trying to get them out of the cave “pedophiles” because they decided against using his submersible robot model in the rescue.

    • @dragonstorm9567
      @dragonstorm9567 Місяць тому

      @@andrewollmann304 thanks

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 Місяць тому

      ​@@andrewollmann304🤦‍♀️

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs Місяць тому +2

    13:26 he means it’s 18 years of trying to get someone else to do what you want

  • @pandanightshade2966
    @pandanightshade2966 Місяць тому +2

    MTG IS IN HER 40S? TELL ME YOU ARE PULLING MY LEG!!!!

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske Місяць тому +1

    1:35 dude must of mixed up deodorant with mouthwash. As mouthwash has that famous story of being invented just before halitosis by the same company no less.

  • @Wh1t3Bl4d3
    @Wh1t3Bl4d3 Місяць тому +1

    10:34 its funny because if you know how iq works that is very clearly +2.4 standard deviations above average, and on a standard distribution +2 standard deviations is top 3%. (an iq of 136 is top top 1%)

  • @Acemydear
    @Acemydear Місяць тому +1

    9:28 I believe he did make a 'regular' grilled cheese that had like two cheeses or smth

  • @MrDjoe43
    @MrDjoe43 17 днів тому

    The guy with 136 IQ is indeed in the top 1%. Funny that he mess it up like that

  • @papermacheman2210
    @papermacheman2210 Місяць тому +1

    Great to see Emkay starting to get creative with the titles

  • @chorgen3158
    @chorgen3158 Місяць тому +1

    To cut us (the Americans) some slack, we did invent the nuclear bomb . And obesity.

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 20 днів тому +1

    3:16 I can't believe you have the balls to imply that we've never invented anything. Most of it involving music like jazz, rock, hip hop and rap. This is akin to saying America doesn't have any culture, when in reality America has so much culture in each state which is the size of its own small country, that it's so varied it's hard to pin down. Just because someone was being ignorant by giving America all of the credit, doesn't mean you or anyone else has the right to be equally ignorant to claim that America deserves no credit.

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Місяць тому +1

    13:29 I actually know what prompt engineering is, and yeah this is stupid.
    In case anyone cares, prompt engineering is a machine learning concept. Basically, when you send a request to an AI like a chatbot, it gets inserted into a larger prompt which has instructions and examples for the AI to consider in its response. Prompt engineering is fiddling with that to try to improve the AI's response.

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG Місяць тому

    1:13 Me: *sees cop in video game*
    Also me: "Pla-ket-ket-ket-ket!"