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  • @designersheets
    @designersheets 4 місяці тому +1524

    "Why are vampires always wealthy?" can also be answered by the fact that they were originally designed as a direct metaphor for wealthy 'societal parasites.' Funny, that!

    • @drivernephi5587
      @drivernephi5587 4 місяці тому +141

      If you've been living for 1000 years and you're still poor, just go ahead and step into the sunlight

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 4 місяці тому +72

      mmmMMMMM I love how certain monsters and creatures can be read as stand-ins for societal fears it's so fascinating

    • @AdiG1
      @AdiG1 4 місяці тому +65

      They save a lot of money on food

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland 4 місяці тому +53

      @@AdiG1 That's what I was thinking. They can follow that weird life advice tip thing on budgeting where you cut "unnecessary" things out like groceries lmao

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 4 місяці тому +42

      ​@@MadAliceInWonderland definitely saving on health insurance too.
      It's not like they provide sundown service.

  • @digitalbadger89
    @digitalbadger89 4 місяці тому +801

    The biggest eye opener to me on the whole "1960's not being that long ago" was when someone pointed out to me that the kinds of people you see in pictures yelling at African American kids during school integration efforts are 1) now in their 70s-80s, 2) still voting, and 3) *are in Congress right now.*

    • @cynthiaholland13
      @cynthiaholland13 4 місяці тому +71

      Oh my goodness. That's terrifying

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 4 місяці тому +46

      You're right, that's an eye-opener. Sad that so many folks learned nothing better the last 50-60 years

    • @Scarlett.Granger
      @Scarlett.Granger 4 місяці тому +50

      @@illegalopinions4082 they had a point about segregation? Are you nuts?

    • @hasanmuttaqin464
      @hasanmuttaqin464 4 місяці тому +2

      oh you won't believe what i'm about to say... both the american current candidate are older than jfk

    • @illegalopinions4082
      @illegalopinions4082 4 місяці тому

      @@Scarlett.Granger The Zulu nationalists seem to think so 💪

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 4 місяці тому +873

    Growing up in the 1960's?
    Dad cut the seat-belts out of our new Family Car..."better to be thrown free of the wreck!"
    When Lead was being removed from gasoline, he stocked up on lead additives.
    He poured used motor oil in the garden to 'keep the gophers away'.
    He was a one-man ecological disaster.

    • @yean4573
      @yean4573 4 місяці тому +184

      this man sounds like he sneezes pollution.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 місяці тому +53

      Quick clarifying question, do you mean Garden in the American sense of growing vegetables or the British sense of front/back yard? (Obviously one of those is much worse given that you don't typically eat grass)

    • @macklinillustration
      @macklinillustration 4 місяці тому +53

      ​@@BaronVonQuiplywe don't have gophers in England, so I'd bet America.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 місяці тому +22

      @@macklinillustration Thanks for the response

    • @ThickestSkull03
      @ThickestSkull03 4 місяці тому +20

      Did he end up with Cancer?

  • @AmazingAutist
    @AmazingAutist 4 місяці тому +335

    6:08 the story actually had an awesome conclusion where the guy actually listened to criticism, learned, and even went to a bar with a book just to see how it is.

    • @ZeltonXD
      @ZeltonXD 4 місяці тому +55

      Rare Twitter user W

    • @ericgolightly8450
      @ericgolightly8450 4 місяці тому +13

      That's my boy

    • @goblinslayer310
      @goblinslayer310 4 місяці тому

      @@ericgolightly8450 FATHER HELP

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 4 місяці тому +69

      People can be stupid sometimes, but as long as you're willing to change your way after being an idiot, you deserve a second chance. :)

    • @klltsun_2576
      @klltsun_2576 4 місяці тому +17

      Yeah it was really wholesome

  • @Knightess
    @Knightess 4 місяці тому +389

    1:40 Body odor got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments, an official floor rule was made regarding personal hygiene. You can now be kicked out if you're stinking the place up. So yeah, you wanna run that one by us again, Slate?

    • @DeclanPeterson-s8n
      @DeclanPeterson-s8n 4 місяці тому +31

      Maybe the guy who posted that lacks the sense of smell and/or he has a dominant gene in 90% of the Korean population that makes their sweat have a certain chemical in it, which prevents bacteria that gives off strong odors all over your body and just hasn’t experienced it himself.

    • @aaeedee35
      @aaeedee35 4 місяці тому

      @@DeclanPeterson-s8n I looked it up because i suspected the article was misconstrued. The article is not really about not preventing body odours, it just discusses the fact that antiperspirants have been unfairly maligned by dodgy science, and fear based marketing pushing"natural" deodorants when antiperspirants are safe, effective and generally cheaper.
      This is what happens when you just read a headline and think you got the gist of an article.

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 4 місяці тому +8

      It's comforting to know that someone there gives a shit.

    • @aaronabbey2604
      @aaronabbey2604 4 місяці тому +11

      They even started to give away yugioh themed bars of soap in swag bags at events.

    • @miguelh4283
      @miguelh4283 4 місяці тому +2

      I read that as "Body color got so bad at Yu-Gi-Oh tournaments" 😭😭😭

  • @Zephyeran
    @Zephyeran 4 місяці тому +147

    14:10 It's like they forgot that the scientist can still have children AND likely will inspire her kids to become scientists like her BECAUSE SHE'S ALREADY SUPER INTO THE FIELD???

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 4 місяці тому +28

      The scientist also can afford to spend more time around their children which in turn makes them better raised. Hell, you can end up in the upper middle class from inventing something like the fuzz on tennis balls.

    • @Coristic121
      @Coristic121 21 день тому +2

      the first thing i thought when i saw that image is that the two girls adopted all of them and they were lesbians

  • @CaptainMangles
    @CaptainMangles 4 місяці тому +227

    "You're already drinking at 10:00 a.m.?" "Well yeah would you rather me start drinking at 7:00 p.m. and come in to work drunk the next day?"

  • @JamesTDG
    @JamesTDG 4 місяці тому +96

    2:20 That's peach fuzz, YK, something EVERYONE has, regardless of gender

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 місяці тому +10

      Also known as part of the skin.

    • @ricksaburai
      @ricksaburai Місяць тому +5

      And even if the fuzz were a little thicker that women would want to have it removed, Aloy wouldn't... because she lives in a literal post-apocalyptic tribal society hundreds of years away from today's beauty standards and practices

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 7 днів тому

      @@ricksaburai fr it's like complaining that someone in the middle of an apocalypse has messy hair

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 7 днів тому

      It did me good to see everyone dragging that person through the mud, I felt like an APE all throughout my teenage years for having peach fuzz because of mfs like that.

  • @charlestonvids
    @charlestonvids 4 місяці тому +130

    3:07 “the balls on some Americans” is extra funny considering the American in question has the username Caterpillar-Balls

  • @CrabMan2539
    @CrabMan2539 4 місяці тому +106

    15:19 Color film did exist but it was a lot more expensive and a lot more complicated than black and white so the vast majority of photos taken by regular citizens were in black and white. It was just easier to deal with and it did the job sufficiently enough to make going to color not worth the extra cost. Fun fact, you can't use the red light for developing color film, the room has to be completely dark. The red light can only be used for black and white film.

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland 4 місяці тому +7

      I think he was joking, but I appreciate the fun fact.

    • @seagoddess9937
      @seagoddess9937 4 місяці тому +5

      In terms of movies there was also color available too, but due to costs it was also not viable for a bit. To my knowledge though it was viable for a time but black and white continued to be used because most movies of that era thrived on the black and white story telling/enviroment. And were even testing the boundaries of how to fully utilize black and white. Eventually we shifted into color of course but I forgot the exact reason why, aside from just color being neat.

    • @thatjeff7550
      @thatjeff7550 4 місяці тому +3

      Oh man, I'm having flashbacks of having to thread a film developing canister in a pitch black room by muscle memory alone. The horror. The horror.... LOL

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 4 місяці тому +178

    Technically several things were invented in America, most thing however that were created in america were a twist on an already existing thing.
    Little bit of trivia about the Mcdonalds Ice Cream machine:
    The reason it's always broken is because of the manufacturer essentially, they install software that basically makes it so employees can't fix the machine themselves, in addition repairs can take several hours and may not actually fix the problem, and besides that the only person who can actually fix the machine legally is a mechanic licensed by the manufacturer, which can take days to arrive if they choose to go at all.
    There are websites essentially trying to pirate the software so that employees can just fix the machines instead of waiting for a mechanic who would show up whenever.

    • @LilChuunosuke
      @LilChuunosuke 4 місяці тому +42

      Also one of the most common reasons for ice cream machine failure is because the heat cycle failed overnight. Failure can literally be caused by it being off by a single degree. And it can often just be fixed by reducing the amount of ice cream in the vat. But they don't tell people this because they want stores to keep calling in repair techs and raking in that dough.

    • @megcomb8838
      @megcomb8838 4 місяці тому +21

      That, the comment above, plus the fact that currently not many people are trained properly how to do the weekly clean on it (which involves emptying the shake mix tanks, taking all the small parts to wash em, then putting it all back together), and even those who were tend to make a slip up or two, which almost always leads to something fucking up

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 4 місяці тому +23

      Worked on a fast food restaurant that had one of those machines, same vendor even, the difference tho is that it was old enough to be completely analog. Just wires an sensors.
      Never failed even once.
      It's planned obsolescence to the extreme. The manufacturer can easily program when the machine to fail only to charge you extra.

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 4 місяці тому +1

      I find it funny that people only make fun of McDonald's when their Ice Cream machines are broken, but never actually blame nor assault their workers when their Ice Cream machines are broken.

    • @Theproclaimed
      @Theproclaimed 4 місяці тому +1

      @@megcomb8838”weekly clean”
      The hell? Yeah I’m never getting ice cream there ever again.
      The only thing we don’t clean daily in the kitchen I work at is the floor sinks and cooler shelfs
      Everything else is daily

  • @TheFluffyWendigo
    @TheFluffyWendigo 4 місяці тому +77

    Someone told me to go to hell
    to which I responded "I love family reunions!"

  • @zooootopiaa3349
    @zooootopiaa3349 4 місяці тому +1990

    why is there a climate change warning? 😭

    • @Deleted_Eevee
      @Deleted_Eevee 4 місяці тому +116

      I don’t fuckin know 💀

    • @jazzmineswain
      @jazzmineswain 4 місяці тому +73

      I was about to ask the same thing 😂 💀

    • @stuffie5175
      @stuffie5175 4 місяці тому +35

      Its so random!

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 місяці тому +231

      There's a comeback in this video responding to a headline that says Jeff Bezos is pledging to use a chunk of his fortune to fight climate change.

    • @daphissilly
      @daphissilly 4 місяці тому +8

      IDK lol

  • @m310grass
    @m310grass 4 місяці тому +57

    Fun fact about the Vampires making money, the photo used was from Twilight and the explanation is that Alice (the only woman in the photo, in between the two blond men) can see the future and uses it to predict the stock market

    • @RedFoxSkull
      @RedFoxSkull 4 місяці тому +1

      Wow I had no idea it was from Twilight, I thought it was from Castlevania

    • @iwontbeforgotten
      @iwontbeforgotten 4 місяці тому

      ​@@RedFoxSkullwell we all know that people pay Dracula...... tribute. ...

    •  2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@iwontbeforgottenTribute? He steals men's souls and makes them his slaves!

    • @hvbg
      @hvbg 2 місяці тому

      They know, they just didn't want their comment to get sent to the shadow realm, if you get what I mean

  • @Yosh-00
    @Yosh-00 4 місяці тому +198

    See Jim!! Robin is doing just fine. He's not dead. He really never even left

  • @afpnia1068
    @afpnia1068 4 місяці тому +188

    >wake up
    >get coffee
    >new emkay video uploaded
    >robin
    todays gonna be a good day

    • @kokisplace
      @kokisplace 4 місяці тому +9

      TWO new emkay vids

    • @afpnia1068
      @afpnia1068 4 місяці тому

      @@kokisplace ones a playlist of all of the r/gocommitdie videos so i woudnt really count it tbh

    • @nerd9777
      @nerd9777 4 місяці тому

      I gotta say man, I don’t really like Robin compared to the other narrators. There are a lot of times where he doesn’t (or pretends not to) get a very obvious joke or takes it completely seriously. I’m not saying this in the way that people who think “That obviously racist guy was _definitely_ joking” usually say it, I’m just saying in general he sucks at getting jokes. One time he read a tweet that said “Some guy saw me in scrubs and said ‘Thank you for your service’ cause he thought I was an essential worker, sir I laser buttholes for a living 😂” And his response was “Um, AkShuAlLy YoU aRe An EsSeNtIaL wOrKeR☝️🤓” literally mansplaining someone else’s funny tweet to them, and this guy’s an activist?

    • @kitiskitkat
      @kitiskitkat 4 місяці тому +4

      And Robin is alive 😌

    • @DerangedPacman
      @DerangedPacman 4 місяці тому +1

      question: were you unpleasant to talk to before step 2

  • @byohzzrd
    @byohzzrd 4 місяці тому +78

    At 10a.m.?
    "Oops, sorry, meant 'Still drinking.' Started at end of shift yesterday. "

  • @kalekain3521
    @kalekain3521 4 місяці тому +15

    “Did he buy it?”
    Savage.

  • @thebratwurst
    @thebratwurst 4 місяці тому +19

    Imagine its a story about vampire slayers except they're trying to steal the vampire wealth robinhood style.

  • @thebrandunsafeone7184
    @thebrandunsafeone7184 4 місяці тому +79

    7:15 i was WHOLLY unprepared for that to be uncensored, but also, absolutely go off robin

  • @ABtheButterfly
    @ABtheButterfly 4 місяці тому +27

    ok but why didn't HE pick up the popcorn for his pregnant wife, this is him telling on himself
    also don't they clean the plane after everyone gets off or have a broom and dustpan with a handle i don't know i never flew before

    • @roryandbro1561
      @roryandbro1561 4 місяці тому +2

      Oh (to my knowledge, may be wrong) most planes often take off too soon after landing to be vacuumed ect.

    • @roryandbro1561
      @roryandbro1561 4 місяці тому +7

      But yeah, he should've picked up the popcorn himself

    • @the13throse
      @the13throse 7 днів тому

      The kid also could have done it, depending on the age. Have dad help out, could be a good teaching moment (because apparently way too many people didn't get taught to clean up after themselves as kids) Not even as a punishment, just a genuine "here's what we do when we make a mess :)" kinda thing

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 4 місяці тому +34

    7:34 - For reference, a month later, he tweeted a video condemning the selling of Pride merchandise as "evil" and "demonic." He was dropped by his team shortly after (for "performance") and has yet to find another. In essence, he ran himself out of baseball with his hate and entitlement.

    • @billmcnealofwnyxnewyork
      @billmcnealofwnyxnewyork 4 місяці тому

      I mean, sort of. He was a middling relief pitcher toward the end of his career anyway. It’s similar to why Colin Kaepernick never got picked back up. The level of play wasn’t worth the drama. If Anthony Bass was a front line starter, he’d have a job.

  • @shwahgamer
    @shwahgamer 4 місяці тому +90

    The reason why vampires are always wealthy in media (movies, books, or whatever) is because vampire mythology was kinda created around people of high society. So it's just part of the package for telling a story with vampires, since we've always viewed them as being aristocratic.

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 4 місяці тому +6

      That's not just a western thing either, the Jiangshi or Chinese hopping vampires are typically dressed in the garb of Qing dynasty officials.

    • @corax3341
      @corax3341 4 місяці тому

      Pretty sure it was Dracula that started this trope. There were vampire commoners before that, but Dracula was so popular that almost any vampire since then was in some way derived from Dracula

    • @DishyLemon
      @DishyLemon 4 місяці тому +1

      Everything said about vampires above me is valid, but more importantly than that, if you're alive for over 100 years, and can still walk without your knees popping, but you weren't smart enough to get your money up: you're a sorry ass without an ounce of financial sense. 🤷‍♀️

    • @MysteriumArcanum
      @MysteriumArcanum 4 місяці тому +1

      @@DishyLemon I saw a hilarious post regarding this same subject, it said something like "if you've been alive since the 1800s and you're still broke you may as well just walk out into the daylight"

  • @RagBrokeHisThumb
    @RagBrokeHisThumb 4 місяці тому +18

    13:00 as a 16 year old, please do not compare us to this child. Thank you.

  • @robertclark2253
    @robertclark2253 4 місяці тому +35

    You don't need religion to know that there is difference between right and wrong . Another thing it doesn't matter if you're religious or not you can see the good or evil in people and make your choice accordingly . I know most folks are decent , religious or not , but you do get some truly evil mofos out there . Stay aware and stay safe everyone .

    • @littlewolfyzapling8810
      @littlewolfyzapling8810 3 місяці тому

      “If you don’t have religion why don’t you kill people” 🤝 “If you don’t have empathy why don’t you kill people” = stupid ass statements that make me think the person saying it would like to kill people

    • @sandoumir4348
      @sandoumir4348 2 місяці тому

      I would even argue most organised religion fanatics condone bad and even evil decisions based on their misguided no questions asked faith.

    • @actual_garbage3266
      @actual_garbage3266 2 місяці тому

      Exactly. I'm not religious at all, never really cared for religion, but I still know that it's better to donate to the homeless rather than stab someone in the eye, for example. We're atheists, not stupid.

  • @theshadowspider97
    @theshadowspider97 4 місяці тому +6

    UA-cam premium is a blessing for a guy like me who treats UA-cam like it's TV and has a song playlist on here and nowhere else cuz' of live performances and remixes. Trust me, I feel ya Robin. And, the background play is just the icing on the cake. If only it wasn't almost $15.

  • @alicetippet6007
    @alicetippet6007 4 місяці тому +4

    17:16 . You said doodoo! Always love seeing super rich people get sassed, lotsa love to all the EmKay crew!

  • @Barkinglikeiwantitbbg
    @Barkinglikeiwantitbbg 4 місяці тому +32

    The Internet is a scary place but also a funny place

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 4 місяці тому +3

      It's only a dangerous place if you don't keep your information inside the ride at all times.

  • @ZhovtoBlakytniy
    @ZhovtoBlakytniy 4 місяці тому +4

    "The 1960s weren't even that long ago!"
    My mom loves such compliments.

  • @minecraftchest2
    @minecraftchest2 Місяць тому +2

    17:51 i love how they also show the Cullens as an example because they have abilitys above and beyond the normal vampire.

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 4 місяці тому +19

    07:33 I'm going to go out on a continent here and guess that mr baseballman was too busy doing the important work of taking pics and tweeting to assist his cleaning lady / spawn raiser in picking up said corn

    • @lindseyherbst9444
      @lindseyherbst9444 4 місяці тому +5

      I was going to say, why couldn't he pick up the popcorn? If he was so concerned about his wife having to pick up garbage he could so easily have done it himself.

    •  2 місяці тому

      On a continent?

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 2 місяці тому +1

      Yes, it's substantially more secure than the limb I've seen others step out on

    •  2 місяці тому +1

      @@BaronVonQuiply Okay, that is funny.

  • @Davtwan
    @Davtwan 4 місяці тому +16

    I hear the ice cream machine is always broken due to a requirement for them to be cleaned daily. As a result, they just don’t do it and claim it’s broken as they can’t serve ice cereal from a machine that doesn’t meet this requirement.
    So the McD’s ice cream machine is one long instance of malicious compliance lol.

    • @kellidinit3725
      @kellidinit3725 4 місяці тому +3

      I just assumed that was why. I worked for a soft serve shop as a kid, and it is time consuming. Took me an hour nightly to empty, clean and prep for the next day.

    • @FunkyLittlePoptart
      @FunkyLittlePoptart 4 місяці тому +2

      A friend of mine managed a Harvey's. She said the machine was often broken for real because people would rush putting it back together after cleaning at the end of shift and as a result, the dispensing mechanism would jam when they tried to use it the next day. Seems plausible.

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 4 місяці тому

      It depends. Worked with those machines, both old and new.
      Old ones required them to be emptied and cleaned every night, while new ones only required that to be done once a week.
      Also, since they're almost completely stainless steel from the inside and it's quite easy to get them squeaky clean. 10 minutes max if you're used to do it.

    • @theblueblazer999
      @theblueblazer999 День тому

      It’s more about right to repair laws. Taylor, the company that makes the machines, requires their technicians to come in any them any basic thing happens with the machine.

  • @marissat7150
    @marissat7150 4 місяці тому +6

    EMKAY LIVESSSSS!!! (seriously hope everyone at emkay is doing well )

  • @Kattlarv
    @Kattlarv 4 місяці тому +49

    Personally, I'm *far* more scared by cultists who look at an objectively immoral and evil book, for life instructions.
    As, when normal people are faced with something like... I dunno: "*Should* I dip this baby in the grease fryer?", we use common sense and empathy and deduce: No... that wouldn't be nice, nor beneficial in any way.
    The cultist on the other hand, takes up their little book, haphazardly scroll through it while going "Does it say I'm NOT allowed to do this?"

    • @RedFoxSkull
      @RedFoxSkull 4 місяці тому +1

      “He’s out of line, but he’s right”

    • @Ventriii
      @Ventriii 4 місяці тому

      Out of curiosity, what religion are you referring to?

    • @OctyabrAprelya
      @OctyabrAprelya 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Ventriii Any of the three Abrahamic religions. But I'd go on a limb that it's Christianity.

    • @alazarbisrat1978
      @alazarbisrat1978 4 місяці тому +3

      @@OctyabrAprelya other religions have a book too, I think, but assuming America I'd bet Christian

    • @ethirium4389
      @ethirium4389 4 місяці тому

      .......................... Project 2025..............

  • @sydneys207
    @sydneys207 4 місяці тому +3

    If only Cheong had shuffled off this mortal hell.
    Hell, if only he'd gotten close to the edge, so we could all just make a little gust of wind.

  • @midlifecrisisincarnate
    @midlifecrisisincarnate 4 місяці тому +15

    9:10 I love how Gordon Ramsey has embraced the meme he's become. Tbh, he's probably been doing this for longer than I realized and I only caught on recently.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 місяці тому

      Gordan Ramsey started in the UK... his shows in the US... the producers wanted entertainment so encouraged the yelling, screaming, cussing, and the insults.

  • @SkullySmalls
    @SkullySmalls 3 місяці тому +8

    hey don't blame all Americans, we just happen to live in a country with a government that values sheep more than an individual.
    edit: also the fact that people can't recognize satire in a text format is sad.

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret 4 місяці тому +8

    4:31 the most truth you’ll get out of someone is if they are drunk, sober people can lie but drunk people have a hard time keeping it together

    • @anonymouscommentor411
      @anonymouscommentor411 4 місяці тому +1

      No, this is just a common myth and it goes against why alcohol can potentially violate consent. Drunks have a higher propensity to say what's initially on their mind such as intrusive thoughts or poorly thought out ideas. A lot of what they say can be blatantly untrue such as saying they're the president, or saying they can do an epic stunt only to fuck it up. This is also why you can't really have someone consent under the influence alcohol since again it's not truth serum, it's literally just them making decisions or saying things that are poorly thought out which impairs their judgement and ability to consent to sex. Most people have ideas that when they think about it, they realize that their idea is dumb, immoral, or is flawed in some other way. Alcohol is not truth serum because if it truly was, then legal consent issues for those under the influence of alcohol wouldn't even exists.

  • @toryroseharris6153
    @toryroseharris6153 4 місяці тому +11

    Thank god-was getting Emkay withdrawals.

  • @bookworm67-hv7nm
    @bookworm67-hv7nm 4 місяці тому +12

    Jeff bezos looks like a scrawny Lex Luthor don't ya think

  • @Ikindaenjoytrains
    @Ikindaenjoytrains 4 місяці тому +13

    3:16 “I can’t believe they (Americans) have balls big enough to say that we invented anything.” The airplane. We invented the airplane!

    • @Ikindaenjoytrains
      @Ikindaenjoytrains 4 місяці тому +4

      I do like trains better though.

    • @Joepser
      @Joepser 3 місяці тому +3

      To be fair, you're right, but there were people all over the world working on it. Here in the Netherlands they achieved flight a few months after the brothers with the design ideas made before the first flight.

    • @EllpaFox47
      @EllpaFox47 3 місяці тому

      We’re only good at inventing things when it can kill people /hj

    • @taykeir1682
      @taykeir1682 3 місяці тому +2

      If I remember correctly it was invented by multiply people at about the same time across the world. The wright brothers just happen to be the ones most well known for it. Happened with a few inventions, multiple people figure it out but only one get the credit.

    • @dendrobium4831
      @dendrobium4831 2 місяці тому

      Nah you did not. Santos Dummont did

  • @arcticxabyss
    @arcticxabyss 4 місяці тому +7

    if a person won't take a jacket from someone because they weren't "cute", then i guess the person wasn't as cold as they said they were. 😊

  • @Ceretrea
    @Ceretrea 3 місяці тому +2

    At 8am every morning I take 8 different life saving medications, my carer helps me wash and dress and my husband fixes me a gluten and dairy free breakfast that I have no choice to eat due to my health. Some of us have no option but to put our health first, Mark. You don't even know how privileged you are.

  • @blackflame3411
    @blackflame3411 4 місяці тому +11

    Remember there are no good or bad choices. There is only outcomes

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 4 місяці тому +1

      Calamity is not a force for good, nor does it care about evil.

  • @foramoreperfectamerica8490
    @foramoreperfectamerica8490 4 місяці тому +5

    Regarding the bread, I grew up using clothespins to preserve freshness.

  • @CellarDoor-rt8tt
    @CellarDoor-rt8tt 2 місяці тому +1

    @5:29 honestly the dumbest part of this tweet is the idea that there exists an 8% treasury bond. If there existed an 8% treasury bond, there’s almost no reason to buy other investment vehicles. 8% at essentially no risk is wild

  • @AutoToonsAnimation
    @AutoToonsAnimation Місяць тому +4

    3:16 I mean technically we invented the burger patty

  • @InevitableMayo
    @InevitableMayo 3 місяці тому +2

    15:10 one of my favourite things in the world is watching the older generations call everyone younger than them wusses or snowflakes, then getting offended out of their mind when you do something as small as swear in front of them.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +8

    16:40 the thing about rich people paying taxes in America is that Via. The Lobbying System, rich people run the government that they're paying taxes to...

  • @zariars
    @zariars 4 місяці тому +3

    Note on caffeine: Caffeine is not a addictive drug, it causes physical dependence due to your body getting used to it being in the system. This means you don't get any kind of cravings, but if you suddenly stop drinking it your body will go out of whack. This can be quite uncomfortable.
    Best way to stop drinking caffeine is therefor to taper off, cold turkey is not a good idea.
    P.S. I'm not a smartass, I just drink too much coffee and know the pain of this too well.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 4 місяці тому +3

      I mean, that was exactly my experience with alcohol, and I destroyed my liver and almost died of multiorgan failure in my mid 20's.
      I got no benefit from it since I could no longer get intoxicated (I would go from sober to unconscious), but drinking it constantly kept me from having DTs. There were no cravings, physical or psychological. I was able to go cold turkey before a liver transplant under hospital supervision in the ICU for about a year and never relapsed or had the desire to.
      And I would call alcohol an addictive substance.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 місяці тому +1

      Physical dependence = addiction.

    • @zariars
      @zariars 3 місяці тому

      @@aralornwolf3140 A physical dependence does not cause any craving for the substance, it causes a negative effect when you are not taking it.
      I don't crave caffeine. My body is in a homeostasis where caffeine is a part of it. So removing caffeine will cause a withdrawal effect.
      It is a hard distinction, but it is worth reading up on.

  • @mage1439
    @mage1439 4 місяці тому +5

    15:35 insanity. That first picture is so beautiful.

  • @AB-Prince
    @AB-Prince 4 місяці тому +2

    I know they say leave the best for last, but that absolutely should have been the opening one.

  • @DavidVanVlerah
    @DavidVanVlerah 4 місяці тому +3

    The UN decided that basic education is a human right? I don't think every country got the memo...
    By the way, thanks for the information! I really had no idea. Robin, you're the man. I have two favorites, and you are one of them. I won't name the other, I wouldn't want Jack and Damien to get butthurt. 😂

  • @seagullz.1019
    @seagullz.1019 4 місяці тому +2

    lol at 7:11 it's really hilarious knowing that the WIFE of FDR, a US PRESIDENT, helped to draft the universal declaration of human rights.

  • @Bunny_Aoife
    @Bunny_Aoife 3 місяці тому

    i love the having no principles one, ngl, that was smooth

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans 4 місяці тому +54

    I took Several IQ Tests.. Averaged 140... Yet Still got a 1.8GPA In High School...

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 4 місяці тому +1

      IT HAS A WHOLE NUMBER??? Dude you might be talented.

    • @gurrrn1102
      @gurrrn1102 4 місяці тому +6

      You were docked one point per ellipsis

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 4 місяці тому +1

      @@gurrrn1102 no i wasnt

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@mihaleben6051 I've a sneaking suspicion that wasn't aimed at you.

    • @mihaleben6051
      @mihaleben6051 4 місяці тому

      @@lunarixis9957 Yes it was. The allegations arent true

  • @TheDeadTheories
    @TheDeadTheories 2 місяці тому

    Well, Robin, we did invent the hamburger… Which lines up with us only inventing things that kill people faster.

  • @CorrstudB
    @CorrstudB 4 місяці тому +8

    Exist: lunch: new Emkay vid: pog.

  • @wallywallace2184
    @wallywallace2184 3 місяці тому

    The guy who said no one likes you if you bring a book to a bar went back on his statement after backlash and deciding to try it for himself and give himself the room to grow and learn. And also probably because of that comeback.

  • @zenny7479
    @zenny7479 4 місяці тому +1

    Finally, I've missed Robin's voice so much

  • @kurokaze511
    @kurokaze511 4 місяці тому +4

    "Tag a former president that you know doesn't."
    So he's basically asking for a list of which former presidents are still alive? I hate it when people try to say that "Oh this famous person does all of this stuff and is still in great shape. Why aren't you?" Zuckerberg has enough money to literally hire a person who's entire job is to follow him around all day and slap twinkies out of his hand.

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 4 місяці тому +2

    1:35 dude must of mixed up deodorant with mouthwash. As mouthwash has that famous story of being invented just before halitosis by the same company no less.

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 26 днів тому +1

    14:37 He probably gonna have a reintroduction to the ghost of Christmas yet to come
    15:43 does- does robin not know about STDs?

  • @Axolautism
    @Axolautism 2 місяці тому

    3:59 there has seldom been a more appropriate way to describe burning a book you just bought than "virtue signaling"

  • @Marita-l9v
    @Marita-l9v 4 місяці тому +26

    You definitely deserve more recognition for this!

  • @papermacheman2210
    @papermacheman2210 4 місяці тому +1

    Great to see Emkay starting to get creative with the titles

  • @daleketchup7434
    @daleketchup7434 4 місяці тому

    Ok that last dude was ready. He knew what he was getting into

  • @immagical7036
    @immagical7036 Місяць тому

    17:59 man’s *rocking* that dad bod
    -bro’s built like a bear hug-

  • @katie100katherine
    @katie100katherine 4 місяці тому +3

    WELCOME BACK EMKAY THANK GOD 🎉

  • @wbwam7710
    @wbwam7710 4 місяці тому

    5:14 we actually use that where I work to tie off those little gem panning bag things that seemingly every old-timey place has.

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 4 місяці тому +4

    I dreamt the 8 day long Hiatus was over this morning, looks like my dream predicted the future Lol.

  • @Spexx368
    @Spexx368 2 місяці тому

    1:30 “tried but didn’t like doing crime” THE GAME IS NAMED AFTER A CRIME

  • @jimwormmaster
    @jimwormmaster 4 місяці тому +16

    3:33: "The fact that you thought I meant you personally rather than the company you represent is why you're still an intern."

  • @nohalo3forme
    @nohalo3forme 4 місяці тому +3

    the boys are back in town

  • @Rae0814
    @Rae0814 3 місяці тому

    I think it’s hilarious when people try to say ‘no one under [insert age] will understand [insert thing that is definitely still around and isn’t leaving any time soon]’.

  • @luissamour2182
    @luissamour2182 4 місяці тому

    Hooray, another rectangular from Colorado! Nice to know we exist online

  • @projectarduino2295
    @projectarduino2295 4 місяці тому +2

    What makes it funnier is that 136iq is, in fact, part of the top 1% of iq. 99th percentile.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 4 місяці тому +1

    17:50
    Even if you don’t have anything figured out, interest adds up to quite a bit over that long.

  • @tirushone6446
    @tirushone6446 4 місяці тому +25

    10:00 When did being sexual attracted to someone become "objectification", I see stuff like that a little to often and it infuriates me.

    • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
      @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 4 місяці тому +1

      Round about the time male humans were decided to be the manifestation of evil. So, uhhh, 2010s?

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland 4 місяці тому +12

      I guess it seemed more odd because it supposedly was said by an 11 year old to their mother about a grown man. I don't know about you, but if I heard that exact phrase come out of a kid's mouth I'd at the very least be cautiously concerned.

    • @tirushone6446
      @tirushone6446 4 місяці тому

      @@MadAliceInWonderland so would I, but not because the kid was objectiving that guy. If that's what was ment then why not say that?

  • @Chris-Longhair
    @Chris-Longhair 17 днів тому +2

    That tweet about women objectifying men. There was literally an ad in the UK about a woman talking to her mum (on holiday) on the phone and the mum was drooling over some Italian men. If it's gross for men to do it, it's gross for you to do it.

  • @thinkwithvideos2238
    @thinkwithvideos2238 3 місяці тому +1

    4:28
    These two have such a healthy relationship!😊

  • @TSA595
    @TSA595 4 місяці тому

    Bruh the bread clips r normal shit. Best sht ever, I worked in the factory where bread is made. Warm bread with peanut butter and apricot jam always brightens the day

  • @xmanthegreat370
    @xmanthegreat370 2 місяці тому

    The last one had me dying lmao

  • @dayzlove4994
    @dayzlove4994 4 місяці тому +3

    7:04 This guy would definitely say this with how illiterate he is. Like bro, THE F### YOU THINK *UNIVERSAL* MEANS? UNIVERSAL PICTURES?

  • @MathematicalVoid
    @MathematicalVoid 2 місяці тому

    I feel like the Venn diagram between people who need religion to be good people, and people who will gleefully twist the teachings of their religion to excuse any horrible things they do, is a circle.

  • @gavitron0610
    @gavitron0610 4 місяці тому +1

    5:08 I live in Canada and every single pack of bagels has this.

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 4 місяці тому

    4:54 I think it might depend on the store
    I remember every time I got bread from Walmart or CVS, they'd have those, but at my local grocery store, they use those things you use to secure plastic bags you put fruit in when you buy it

  • @KatyTerBerg
    @KatyTerBerg 3 місяці тому

    9:21 There's not a bolder person on earth than a nameless critic without a profile picture.

  • @KelliAmandaHoward
    @KelliAmandaHoward 4 місяці тому

    If your employer ever calls you on your day off, yes hundred percent tell them you’ve already been drinking if they question why you’ve been drinking at insert time here the answer is always brunch

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 3 місяці тому +1

    7:50 - Because why pick up after your own kids, right?

  • @CreepersNeedHugs
    @CreepersNeedHugs 4 місяці тому +2

    13:26 he means it’s 18 years of trying to get someone else to do what you want

  • @shadowwriter329
    @shadowwriter329 4 місяці тому +8

    3:16 to be fair a lot of inventions were made in America. One of them is the first working airplane.
    But a lot of people have ruined it would ego and thinking we made more then we have.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 4 місяці тому +2

      i blame the schools. I mean, thinking craft beer is only, what, 250 years old is insane.
      and the car thing, i cant comprehend it. had an american exchange student. she thought that henry ford invented the car.
      Never heard about bertha benz, first professional test driver and she ALSO build that damn thing with her husband in the first place.that was in 1884.
      answer:"oh, no, women dont do that, that isnt real henry ford build the first car" ????

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Asmodis4What school is teaching about beer? 💀

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 4 місяці тому +1

      @@gerardwayseyelash general knowledge,
      world history I . egypt, inventor, or, at least co - inventor of beer beside mesopotamia.
      THAT is stuff from middle school, RIGHT after the stone age, because of Göbekli tepe, the big tempel in turkey (they killed some hard rounds of craft beer there ;))
      and even IF you didnt have that background, the founding fathers of the us are fleeing england because the puritans cant stand people having fun with beer.
      so, here you have it.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash 4 місяці тому

      @@Asmodis4 Never heard of any of that besides Mesopotamia.

    • @Asmodis4
      @Asmodis4 4 місяці тому

      @@gerardwayseyelash göbekli tepe is the first clear religious building 11000 years old. before everything else, there was göbekli tepe. older than the pyramids older than stone henge.
      they found fermented barley or, rather, proto - barley, in specific areas used to brew beer.
      but thats not the point, if you are from the us, i dont know that, you should know about the puritans, the party poopers of their time.
      no christmas, no dancing, no beer, nothing.
      king georg didnt like that, so they went from england to the dutch (or direct to the "new world") and even the calvinistic, humorless dutch cant stand them and so off they went to america to burn witches, dont dance and hating alcoholic beverages.
      THATS why they had a grunch about german soldiers fighting within the war of independence, they ALSO expand the varieties of beers you could drink in the us to clear brews like pilsener.
      and than in the 1920 you let those puritan nutjobs run wild and had your prohibition.
      Thats why the us LOST all this knowledge about brewing beer in about a decade.
      what is now happening in the us is only the revival of THAT culture BEFORE the prohibition.
      i think thats cool.
      sorry for this long text ;)

  • @AlexandarHullRichter
    @AlexandarHullRichter Місяць тому

    That delusional 16yo who thinks she's really saying something...runs unopposed in her district, at least half the time, I believe.

  • @BookInBlack
    @BookInBlack 18 днів тому +1

    10:33 it's called mcbroken and it's still here and it's made by Wendy's

  • @lieutenantyellow8440
    @lieutenantyellow8440 Місяць тому

    7:20
    Robin!
    No!
    That’s too much power!

  • @thecamocampaindude5167
    @thecamocampaindude5167 26 днів тому

    the way you pronounce that f is so satisfying af 7:17

  • @Yuruble
    @Yuruble 3 місяці тому

    5:10 - that along with people who are adamant that currsive is no longer taught. I mean, 1. have you asked anyone? 2. Why does it matter? The average person only uses it for signatures.

  • @cosmo_1184
    @cosmo_1184 4 місяці тому +3

    18:46 i personally think the voting requirements should be a test about politics to see if the person taking the test knows enough about voting to make a valid decision. therefore, kids (such as 10-17 year olds) who are eager activists will be able to make a bigger impact.

    • @aralornwolf3140
      @aralornwolf3140 4 місяці тому +1

      I think it should be the other way around. It's on the politicians to prove themselves capable of being honest, hardworking, thoughtful people... instead of it being a popularity contest easily swayed with $$$.

    • @Autli
      @Autli Місяць тому

      Yeah, as much as this sounds good, this is basically what Jim Crow laws did for a century to make sure black people couldn't vote because they weren't educated. So maybe not the best idea.
      Testing politicians is a bit less of a bad idea, but it also runs up against the same problem.

  • @dudono1744
    @dudono1744 4 місяці тому +1

    7:00 reminder that the USA didn't sign that Declaration.

  • @demigodnozdog3170
    @demigodnozdog3170 4 місяці тому +1

    3:09 only thing that comes to mind would be ford and the assembly line (not even sure about that one, but too lazy to research)