💀'd by words
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
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Top posts from r/Murderedbywords on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
Narrator ► / @damienlee
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“God doesn’t cancel people”
Bro he turned some woman into salt because she didn’t listen to him
also cancelled the tower of babel
Also canceled whole tribes because they were living on lands for generations that his fan club liked instead of making better lands.
Worse: It was a three word warning in the middle of a sentence telling them to hurry from the angel warning them to leave. By the context of the warning: "“Flee for your lives! Don’t look back, and don’t stop anywhere in the plain! Flee to the mountains or you will be swept away!” the reason to not look back is because they were told they don't have time to stop while they are fleeing. She got murdered because she took a second to take a break from fleeing. By the warning, if any of them had even stopped to catch a breath they would have been murdered.
God literally flooded the world in DM's for days, canceling everyone but the tiny clique he had on a boat. God don't fuck around.
@@Puddingskin01"Tiny clique"? Talk about understatements, it was one family. Which means we're all incest babies.
I adore spite-filled responses to "i ain't reading all that". Something about the utter disgust for a fellow human's illiteracy is beautiful. All the things i wish i could say packaged into a wonderful essay.
NGL, I was expecting the first guy to recomment "I ain't reading allat" 😂
@@SleepyChihuahua same 💔
That person murdered themselves with words, anyone who would actually use so much time to write that is weird
@@soupofdoom4542 i disagree simply because i also write like that sometimes if i’m upset enough and i’m only disagreeing so i feel better abt it
@@Artificer_ Bro, that person wrote "i aint readin allat". He just recited a meme, the replier doesn't know anything else about him and wrote a whole essay of insults. You gotta agree, that's a bit much.
16:20 I genuinely thought he would put ''I ain't reading all that'' again after this person wrote this whole thing 💀💀💀
I would. That's an internet comment, no one excepts an opinion piece.
Imagine reading an opinion piece and then scrolling through the comments you find someone wrote an opinion piece twice as long. Aint nobody got time or energy for that...
@@adrianblake8876 I agree, but telling the person you didn't read it just seems rude idk
@randomaccount2448 I ain't
@@stupiditiusmaximus I ain't reading all that
ME TOO
"God doesnt cancel people"
Me: You mean, like Death? Doesn't that count?
Sodom & Gamora, kicking Adam & Eve out of the Garden, Lot's wife, Jonah (just to win a freaking bet), the children for making fun of a bald man,
The plagues of Egypt and the First Born thing...
Job, the Canaanites, Lucifer, the entire species of snakes, the Israelites who were sick of eating only Manna, the builders of the Tower of Babel...
Yeah and Lilith was the first person he canceled. lol
@@robertsissco2439zi think you mean “Job,” not “Jonah” (he was the guy that got swallowed by a fish). And the bears eating the kids thing, that was Elisha, not God, although it was probably done with God’s tacit approval.
4:44 "it's getting scary out here" bro making transphobia a literal phobia lol.
Why is it called a phobia anyway?
@@randomviewer8756 cuz homophobes and transphobes are irrationally afraid of gay and trans people
@@randomviewer8756 phobia is described as an extreme or irrational fear of or aversion to something.
aversion basically means a strong dislikes
That's why the word "transphobia" uses the word phobia
It doesn't mean a person is afraid of trans people but rather it describes how transphobic people have an irrational dislike towards trans people
@@_pastelfoxwashere_8181 I just hate Transphobia AND Homophobia for mixing Latin with Greek. It's... weird. Stop adding Latin prefixes to Greek words!
@@KasumiRINAI love how that is your take of it. It reads like “I don’t have a problem with trans/homophobia but how they are written disgusts me”
I’m not saying that is wat you said cause you never mentioned your view on transphobes or homophobes. In other words I don’t think you are a transphobe or a homophobe, I just thought that your comment was written in a funny way.
DAMIEN WHAT THE HELL 😭😭😭
THAT “WHATT?!?!” ABSOLUTELY destroyed me 😭
who tf says men cant be tired then brings up little boys dying in war as an excuse so that
1:04.
I honestly love how Damien always looks up something when he doesn't know what it is. Everyone that actually fact checks things deserves my respect, and a cookie 🍪
Hey, can i have a cookie too?
@@Whywhywhy-bn5pq Of course! Here you go 🍪
Truly a 💀’d by words moment.
0:39 why is that an insult?
@@palmossiI think you meant to make that a comment, not a reply.
@@nolinnellz3499 no
_💀_
Skull Emoji'd moment.
D-day being delayed because of bad weather is a nice fact I'd forgotten about
14:42 *Start of villain monolog*
15:28 *Dramatic music starts playing as hero tries to free themself*
16:03 *Hero secretly gets free while villains back is turned*
16:20 *Hero surprises villain, and escapes the lair*
16:21 *Random minion shat himself watching the hero escape*
0:39 why is that an insult?
@@palmossi i bet you're fun at parties implies you're a buzzkill. and the guy who when he comes to a party someone says "who invited him?"
@@palmossi because it's sarcasm
@@kaiseremotion854 What’s a buzzkill, and why would anyone say “who invited him?” if they’re fun at the party?
@@smalllfox ok
In that bit where he is asking about why lead was discontinued in pencils it was in no way because uranium decays into lead. Lead is not a radioactive element at all. Uranium DECAYS into becoming lead. Graphite turned out to be better for writing and it also wasn't toxic the same way lead was (heavy metal poisoning).
Just want to add to this, to keep the information together, (and because Damien didn't seem to know) that lead - like just about all other elements aside from helium - is created in stars. It just so happens that it can also be made through decaying uranium.
Been awhile since I've been to a doctor or dentist, but isn't it still common practice to dress the patient in a lead vest to protect them from radiation during an x-ray?
@@charlieschuder9976 It depends. Some places still do this, but most others ruled that the ten seconds of radiations were less dangerous than the ten minutes with the Toxic Metal Jacket of No Eyebrows.
The room is isolated with lead, however, to make sure that the radiations don't spread outside (or more importantly to the doctor making a hundred radios a day), which makes a radio room one of the best atomic shelters out there !
The reason this works (if I remember correctly) is because the 3 main nuclear transformations (turn a proton into a neutron, turn a neutron into a proton, expulsing helium) will create unstable metals (thalium, bismuth, mercury) who will in turn react and become (mostly) lead once more. So radiations can't spread through it.
TL.DR. No it isn't. Also, Alchemists were doomed to fail.
@@charlieschuder9976 having received several mouth x-rays over the course of my life, I can tell you they never have for me.
@@charlieschuder9976I may be wrong but I don’t think lead was ever used in pencils. however if it was, the difference here is that when you use a pencil you shave down the end of the material which gets pushed into the paper. However, since you are breaking the end of the pencil, you will create particulates of whatever material is used which could get into the air and then into your lungs, which would be bad. However, in a lead vest the lead is being used to block radiation, and as such is contained safely without being broken or exposed to the air, meaning you never come into actual contact with the lead. Finally, even if you did somehow get exposed to the lead, it would only be very rarely as opposed to pencils, which are used all the time, so the total amount you would be exposed to would be nothing to worry about.
As a Belgian, about half the monarchs who are still a thing are beloved by the people because they are comparatively humble and pleasant.
The other half - this is, as far as I'm aware, the royal families of Belgium, Spain and England - are mostly still a thing because of inertia. It would be annoying and difficult to get rid of them, and as long as you're not doing it in some kind of uprising or armed coup, you bet your ass they're going to want to take a bunch of money with them because they don't know how to hold down a job. There's also still a subsegment of the population that's really zealous about keeping them, but I've never had the opportunity to ask any of these people why. I've lived in Belgium and Spain and in both places, the only thing you really hear about the royal families is complaints - in Spain's case because the previous king was an asshole, causing the new one to be basically on probation and he hasn't done anything wrong yet (aside from making negative comments about the royals punishable by a fine - in fact, I'm risking that one right now!), and in Belgium's case because they're boring, too French for the Dutch-speaking part of the country, and don't really have a point. I have the impression that the Brits kind of had this thing going on where "God Save The Queen" was something like a part of their identity just because she lived several human lifetimes and very few Brits alive had ever lived without her, but currently I'm not actually sure how they feel about the royal family anymore.
As for the Netherlands, the several Scandinavians that still have royal families, and Monaco, I have the impression their royals are simply pleasant, agreeable people who aren't above having a bit of fun. During his coronation parade, the new king of the Netherlands went through the entire orchestra giving every musician a hand. Live on camera. A tour guide in Copenhagen once told me a story about how, on the square with four royal palaces around it, one time while she was there, a gate opened and a man came out, making way for a family of ducks, from inside the gates of one of the palaces to the river right next door. I'm sure he didn't consult the resident royals about this plan, but it's this wonderfully whimsical and heartwarming story that I would just not expect to hear in Belgium.
In Britain as far as I know the population is about 50/50. The position is pretty much ceremonial and the monarch has very little power. The Queen was a good monarch and did some charity work and stuff like that so people liked her. So far King Charles seems like he’s trying to be a good king, but he hasn’t done too much yet so I think the population is pretty neutral on him.
It’s mainly the older generations that are pro monarchy and the younger generations that are anti-monarchy.
Here, the arguments for the monarchy are mainly about the money they bring in from tourism (with people coming to see Buckingham Palace and the Royal Family) and the arguments against are about the taxes and funding required to keep them.
Since King Charles it’s probably more likely that the monarchy will end, but I’d say it’s still pretty 50/50 in terms of people being pro-monarchy and anti-monarchy.
I ain't reading all this
@@freddieneesam9507 14:42
The king of the Netherlands is a pilot for KLM.
@@BananaWasTakenno thanks cant be bothered
5:16 honestly, the Scandinavian monarchs are great. The people love them (from what I’ve seen), they serve only a ceremonial purpose and they have the highest qualities of life for their citizens
Knugen av Sverige 🥺🥺🥺 Sweden's pookiebear
@@HerrscherofMeepHad someone try to tell me that Sweden & Switzerland are far-right, like on par with American Republicans recently, and they insisted the Swedish king was an ultra-capitalist who opposed gun control, socialized healthcare, and welfare. And that he was a tough "alpha male."
I almost had a brain hemorrhage while explaining that he's a social-democratic teddy bear.
5:18 Danish person here, Our monarchy is mostly a PR thing, and the country uses votes to pick leaders
American here. I like to think of the giant corporations that control our government as the US’s own little monarchy. It’s kind of the same, in the grand scheme of things. ☺️
So presidents but with royalty?
@@Hans172. closest thing to a president in parliamentary systems in the prime minister.
Can i just say that red bellied cooter is a type of turtle where I live, and even in herpetology class in college i giggled every time.
My favorite example is from the Dukes of Hazard Series. Where the one of the main side characters is called Cooter. This was a syndicated show that ran in the 70's and 80's, and they had Vagina as a regular character name.
14:03 Ryanair puts more effort into their social media than into their flying.
Last time I was on a Ryanair flight the turbulence was crazy. And yet the captain didn’t flip on that little switch for the seatbelt light and since the whole Boeing was in a 3-3 configuration, I had to go to the very end of the plane just to use the bathroom.
i like how Damien googled the Dunning-Kruger effect, while on a post with the Dunning-Kreuger effect diagram on it, even had the name of it above the diagram
The original Dunning-Kruger study was more saying individual novices over estimate there abilities and as there skill grows there estimation of there abilities comes more inline with measurable reality.
Editor Kenny on the Dunning-Krueger effect graph... chef's kiss, sir.
I like how the “crotch fruit” one has the year edited to 2023, yet this video came out in 2024.
Flipping a coin to decide if you are attempting to make a joke or ... or ...
8:37 I come with emotional baggage, sue me
15:54 I have encountered people on Twitter, who claimed that two sentences was an essay.
I was like 15 and these were adults telling me that two sentences was an essay.
Needless to say, I still question how they graduated high school
That's the neat part: they didn't!
@@solosynapse They very easily could have graduated, actually. Usually teachers are very incentivized not holding anyone back a grade. IN the US, doing that will often bring in angry parents, either threatening the teacher with lawsuits for discrimination (usually by middle class and up people, who find it impossible that their little angel could have possibly failed) or just straight up violence. The school does not want to deal with either, so the board will pressure teachers to just let them pass, so these kids can be out of their hair and be someone else's problem.
In Hungary, where I'm from, it's somewhat different: students who fail, have the right to take a last-chance exam at the end of summer break, two or so weeks before the start of the next school year, where they can pass if they prove they studied to make up for their failing grade. Thing is, this means that teachers will have to prepare study material for these kids, then have to prep an exam, then have to go in, a week before they would normally have to return from summer vacation, fill out all the documentation... and then the kid won't even show up, because if hey didn't care enough to eke out a passing grade during the normal school year, they sure as shit won't care enough to use the summer to study and catch up.
In both cases, teachers are quite simply not paid enough to deal with all this, so they are just "yeah, Timmy, you can pass Geography, even though we both know you mix up Antarctica and Asia on the map."
/rant
Two sentences can often mean a whole lot more than a whole essay. So in that sense, two words can indeed be an essay, or at least have more meaning than one. Being able to write an essay about something doesn't mean you are smarter than someone who can't write one. That's about all I have to say on this - Education systems all over the world are quite dumb in general.
But how long was that two sentence tho? Because that would matter a lot.
@@Warfoki In Hungary not every school gives out study material for those exams. After all you should still have books and the notes you made to use (and if you had library books then you maybe can get them from somewhere else too).
2:20 the funny part about this post is: even by Christian theology standards, aka Bishop James Ussher's calculations (who by the was lived in the 15-1600's so maybe not the most up-to-date information), the earth was created in 4004 BC, which was 6000 years ago, not 4000, which just shows how uninformed some people are about their own religion's theology while being all holier-than-thou
It's absolutely not up to date as these people didn't encounter any fossils or other things that would update their knowledge.1800s is when we started getting more specific and we discovered fossils. But we still needed that knowledge to have a place to start. Most religious figures like monks were usually bored from copying Bibles all day and would make scientific discoveries. A lot of modern science is attributed to religious figures. Cool, in my opinion. I think that's neat and people who don't realize that could probably do with learning that fact. We would be nowhere scientifically if it were not for bored monks with wrist cramps deciding they're not copying the Bible and they want to study something else.
When the religious right rejects that, it feels very dirty to me. It's like God has given this beautiful present, the secret of the universe, to one of his trusted followers and they're just spitting on it and doing everything they can to ruin what's been given.
It's one of those times I go LORD PROTECT ME FROM YOUR FOLLOWERS.
@@jamie1602 i completely agree, it's just funny that even by Ussher's standards the post is wrong lol
Never argue with a lawyer, debate team captain, or a devout Catholic it will end very badly especially if you argue with all of them at the same time
Arguing with all 3 at once sounds like torture.
How bad would it be if it was all one person
@@evarinagarmguardian113 TBH, I don't really consider George Santos a "person."
15:14 Magic School House? I think they mean Magic School Bus. I don't think the Frizz spent more than two minutes total in the actual school that entire semester.
Nah they also might be talking about magic treehouse
I think they conflated the two
Of all the narrorators, Damien is by far my favorite. He has the most contagious laugh, even when I don't understand a joke, I laugh my ass off hearing him laugh his ass off 🤣
9:32 Ultrakill swordsmachine when it dies, for some fисkіпg reason:
0:39 why is that an insult?
@@palmossi It's ironically conveying that the person they replied to is very unlikable, so much in fact that whenever the person in question apperas at the party the mood worsens by either their words and/or actions
@@R1C05H37 ok
lobotomy experience in -6 seconds
@@lingeprune2373l corp reference!?!!?!
10:23 the fact that dude put the zeta symbol in bio as one of the top things makes me physically ill, the top one almost made me vomit
The fact that anyone can justify doing that to an animal is beyond sickening. Just doing it to humans is bad enough
Same I hate them too 🤮🤮🤮 they are so fucking nasty
11:24 that is not the correct graph for the dunning Kruger effect. the fact that people use that for the Dunning Kruger effect is a perfect example for the Dunning Kruger effect
I'm literally looking for anyone to mention that that person who made that graph is a zoophile and is posting about being a zoo.
Day 1175 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
Hello Jack, how are you? :)
Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.
Christ...
Holy shit, you might not be wrong...
HES ON DAT 1898
Kenny casually dropping their confidence in their G.T.F.O. knowledge 😂
Bet tho, HMU with tips on those tentacle bois that isn't just using a sniper because I am absolute ass at sneaking up on them.
A wild Kenny appears...
Scouts have a 1 second detect time, meaning you after the tendril turns red you have 1 second to kill the scout. You can easily cover the entire distance of the tendrils and reach the head within that timeframe (unless you are on the side with the longest tendril)
You'll see very experienced players just running at scouts because it's basically free to kill scouts this way. Sledgehammer is preferred for this type of general method because you can full sprint with the hammer fully charged.
The Spear has longer reach but your sprint speed will reduce the longer it's charged up.
Fully charged Bat and Knife can also kill the scout but it specifically needs to be the back of the head (you'll see community members refer to this as the 'occiput')
The scout has 42 Health. The head has a 3x damage multiplier and the back has a 2x multiplier, and both the bat and knife need those combined to confirm the kill (8.25*6= 49.5 Damage for the knife, 12*6=72 Damage for the Bat)
As a little tidbit, the back damage multiplier (which is 2x damage for nearly every enemy in the game) isn't actually based on where you hit the enemy, rather it is calculated by the players position relative to the enemy (which is really stupid)
But as you may or may not know, there are different versions of the scout with unique differences
1 Has no 'head' and therefore no 3x damage multiplier.
1 is actually taller, and you need to usually jump to hit the head.
1 has a detection time of 0.3s instead of 1.0s but less health
and the last one is, well its just kinda fucked.
Generally get used to knowing how long it takes to charge up your melee and how long you can hold it, and sync that up with running at scouts.
and its usually always best to remove the scout and wake up the room, than to just wake up a room.
Oh if you touch the scouts main body it will insta alert, same with if the scout is touching another enemy that wakes up from an alert.
Also also, Sniper is pretty ass in the latest update (2 bullets in mag)
I would personally use Hel Rifle instead, but High Cal Pistol also works, Burst Cannon you can just hit the main body, scatter gun will delete at close range, Choke Mod Shotgun is also GOAT'd.
@@RandomKenny oh wow, I assumed the alert happened almost immediately, but maybe the one I got tagged by before was the 0.3s variant. It's been a good while since I've had a group to play with, so I didn't know about the sniper nerf, but I am so glad the choke shotty works. Sledgehammer is my preferred melee (definitely not because of some guy named Tom Clancy), so glad to know that's going to stay in the load out.
Anyway, thanks for the tips and stay awesome!
Fun additional Dunning-Kruger Effect fact:
Highly skilled individuals will often consider themselves LESS skilled than they are, because they are acutely aware of everything they don't know, and are less aware of just how much they've learned, since that stuff now comes naturally to them.
0:55 Shit went from 0 to 100 real fucking quick!
Sh*t was already at 100 when she was acting like if men aren't dying for the old and greedy that they don't get to express dissatisfaction. He met her with the energy she gave of and deserved.
" The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent"
~ Everyone in this video
I love emkay has gone from posting the name of the subreddit, to summarizing it with some small text
yeah sadly the algorithm doesn't like the reddit names on the titles so they had to adjust
0:39 why is that an insult?
@@palmossiI have a different question, why have you replied to at least four different comments that are completely unrelated to that moment. Asking this question with an obvious answer. Why did you decide to find some comments and ask them the question instead of just straight up commenting on the video. You replied to one of them so you're not a bot. Maybe you just want to make a cool response to murder someone with words, or maybe you just want someone to murder you with words so you appear in the video. In case of that i am gonna say, if this ends up on the sub cover up their name.
(altough if you just don't know how to comment but want the answer, the first guy was sarcastic)
@@sai_ai__8446 Because that highers my chance of getting an answer
“Crotch fruit”.? 🤣🤣🤣. So what I’m I suppose to say when they 18? “Honey! The child is ripe!”? 💀💀💀 🤣🤣
On the Dunning Krueger Effect, the opposite is also true. Those with mad skills in a field tend to similarly doubt their competency that field.
0:39 why is that an insult?
dount?
@@thelunchlady8276doubt
That might also be what Socrates meant when he said that the wisest people know that they know nothing.
11:32
Bruh I just realized that that's a zoophile
They are trying to argue that zoophilia is ok 😢
As someone from England the reason we have monarchs is because...they keep elderly happy?
Yeah, they're pretty much Human knick knacks at this point.
9:25 the concept of death by a thousand cuts materialized into 1 picture
"Ever heard of the Vietnam War ?"
"No, Who won"
I have no idea what point she was trying to make with that, and she still got roasted harder than vietnamese villages drenched in napalm
Also, do you think EmKay Inc. focus grouped their decision to make their video background night-friendly? I am loving it so far.
It took years and it was requested pretty much since their very first video post, so I kind of doubt it. It's years later when most people had given up hope they'd ever move on from flashbanging their audience that they implement it.
Y'all are just a bunch of babies. Turn the brightness down, problem solved.
@@wta1518 I mean, I have darkness extensions on my Microsoft Edge so it's not a problem for me, but I don't think you can just turn off brightness on a PC monitor, that's a laptop thing. I'm aware of the eye saver mode thing but I don't want my screen to look like a pot of honey.
@@wta1518ya still get flashbanged
@@WhenSheJorblinMyJeapnis No you don't.
9:40 Isabelle be like
Also 17:45
I worked at Amazon packing boxes for 16 an hour, just like red name. It is definitely just as much skill to do fry cook at a restaurant as it is doing Amazon Fulfillment. Hell, you need to follow food safety if you're working at a restaurant!
15:27 he proceeded to reply with I ain’t readin allat
01:03 ... I- ... well- ... he's not wrong i guess
Not wrong, but definitely not right
@@RedSaber9no he kinda is
There should be a word for when somebody is right but in the wrong sense
@@Hans172.agreeed mate
damien's voice is soooo smoothing! So glad he's back
10:46 NONONO THAT'S THE SYMBOL ZOOPHILES ARE ASSOCIATED WITH NO
0:41
Bruh I just took recoil damage witnessing this absolute -murder- execution
10:49 that’s a zoophilic symbol.(from what I’ve seen)
That person, the person who posted that, is a well known zoophile on Twitter with a few alts that keep getting nerfed everywhere else
EW WTF???? NASTY
13:40 as a lesbian, this is correct
7:36 YOOOO I POSTED THAT ONE
Nice
2:59 he likely didn't change their mind as studies have shown that providing proof that you are right doesn't change peoples mind
the funny part is, even by their own religion's teaching, they're wrong. The Christian belief is that the earth is ~6000 years old, not 4000
8:25 I can’t believe Martin Luther King tweeted that
That ain't Martin, that's Eric wearing his skin.
12:55 the shrek slander is crazy, it’s not about the looks it’s about his charming smile and his quality memes
18:15 you're telling me I had to have half my brain taken out to stop my seizures, when my parents could've just put me inside a dead animal?????
13:45
Nothing latent about it, I _love_ beautiful women!
(I suspect this person forgot lesbians exist on the Internet)
9:42 went full animal crossing there, lol.
Love seeing Ereshkigal popping up randomly throughout the video.
6:00 "Nah, who won?" Nahh that one hit HARD
love how the dunning-kruger effect section completely glosses over the more obvious problem of the OP being a blatant zoophile
or a troll...though if that's a possibility, i can't decide which is dumber: pretending to be a zoophile to farm reactions, or actually being one and being out and proud about it
either way i hope their hard drive and pets get confiscated
Yeah, once I saw the 'ζ' symbol, that's how I knew that not only were they an idiot, but also a disgusting POS. I, too, hope they get investigated and get what's coming to them.
16:18 I really hope the first dude just replied with another “I ain’t reading all that”
What else would they reply lol
The Dunning-Kruger effect is a short hand way to say: "The more you learn, the more you realize how little you actually know"
11:50 - I remember thinking I could really be a psychologist & help people with their problems... because I took like 3 psychology courses & my mom used to be a social worker.
Nearly choked on my food at 16:21
The contrast to the previous monologue compared to three simple, slightly vulgar words had me dying
I like how the editor roasts Damien in the video. It's quite funny!
4:12 Don't mind me, just appreciating chibi Ereshkigal
13:00, i for some reason just hear this in Gianni Matragranos gabriel voice, it just seems exactly like something hed say
Just wondering, why did you guys make the first video of the day come out half an hour earlier?
Guess the change in time zones? I remember it used to be 10:30am & 4pm EST
They adjust the upload time throughout the year. My guess is that they've gathered enough viewership metrics over the course of many years to know their videos perform best at certain times, times which vary throughout a year.
0:39 why is that an insult?
@palmossi It's implyng that no-one likes the person enough to invite them to parties
@@typophobia2830 i don’t understand
13:13 I literally only ever wear graphic tees. Several of which are anime, and dirty cowboy boots. I’m hurt
9:24 "Piiiiinapple apparently appears appearappeareddisapersdisaperdmisisipiaparntapldaplngaplngaplngapppppppppppkidnappingkidnapper rapper wrapper, wrappings." 😂😂😂
14:44 I used to HATE reading in third grade. But in 10th grade I'm somehow top borrower from the school library. I average 2-3 book every 14 days.
7:54 if you wanted to be completely correct, you'd have to differenciate microbes between bacteria and archaea (I probably spelled that wrong) as they are more distantly related than all of the other groups
15:00 wtf this dudes roasting him to death
I've heard the Dunning-Krueger effect also called "No matter how much evidence the wrong person is presented with, they will repeat the same wrong thing louder."
Love how Damien went Chipmunk mode on the double p words at 9:30.
Disclaimer: I have a lot to say about the various tidbits of War the US were in either recent or recognizable, just know this is a partial thesis, if you read it through, you are awesome.
Fun fact about the Beaches of Normandy, so the US expected the beaches of Normandy to have very little resistance, so little in fact to the point that the landing forces wouldn't need naval support.
Also fun fact about Vietnam, the US bombed various beaches as clear landing for naval forces, this also means destroying trees that are related to mangroves, why does that matter? The destruction of these trees made a large portion of coastal territory quickly flooded, turning into shallow marshes, meaning the ground felt like quick sand, boats will get stuck, and thus parts of the road succumb to severe erosion, this forced the US to rework their supply line, which said rework wouldn't occur a few months later.
Now you may think "well the Vietcong were hindered as well right?" Nope, for the locals it was "Damn, Thursday in october this early?"
And the equipment the US GIs used which sure were great for the time, at the moment long term, not so much, imagine having a car from Ohio and decide to move and live in the Carolina area with the same vehicle.
Various parts of rifles weren't that great towards tolerance of the climate.
And the real kicker of it all, a lot of reports on how the war went were ultimately silenced or kept hush hush because it would make US forces look really bad and very incompetent, plus the US at the time were going through Budget cuts, so training were shorten, materials for equipment and supplies were substandard, heck there is a rumor that a quarter of GIs at the time were crapping their guts out due to poor quality MREs.
Close to the end of the war, the US did a hail marry and pretty much did a lot of lying about how things were going in hopes to drive recruitment up.
Also fun fact on a personal note, did you know terrorism is a very popular word in American in around 2006? The war in the middle east been going on for over 20 years, a lot of people are asking, what was it about? Because it seems its convenient that no one remember what started it, and the US lost tons of equipment that are supposedly expensive, and apparently various departments that are funded by tax dollars are struggling with money, but you know who isn't struggling? Congress, I am not saying, I am suggesting, what if Congress was downsized slightly?
Ok so additional fact, the landing of Normany was a serious meat grinder, so I do not know the boats name but I call it the box tub that is, a box for the driver and the soldiers stand in the tray-like area, these boats had one purpose, speed, speed isn't so great when the soldiers are being gunned down, so it wasn't until various MG nests ran out of bullets and swapped to Tracer did the battleships realized the landing team met serious resistance.
4:26 Tbf the way by which electric car batteries are made isn't all that sustainable or eco friendly or whatever. Just wanted to share a not fun fact
Yep. My fiancée has an electric car and I'm needing a replacement truck after mine finally got run into the ground, and we've had this discussion. 😂 I'm gonna buy another used truck instead of an electric because it's still better for the environment to get a used regular truck than an electric one, and I need the hauling power for work (livestock transport) that electric doesn't have yet.
Maybe in my next lifetime, or when I retire and can get a used electric smaller vehicle.
@@Nylak-Otter 🤝 I think it's best to just steer clear altogether. Pun intended
2:46
"Well, it isn't _lead_ lead, It's carbon"
- The Hexagon cult master
Dimwit is a word that i will use today as a funny word and then forget it
16:18 i expected the "i aint Reading allat💀" person to Just respond by "i was being humoristic"
Dunning Kruger: you are so stupid you think your smart
r/murderedbywords is the perfect example of "don't talk shit without expecting retaliation"
Sooo let me get this straight, lead can't exist unless something decays into it?? Lead can't just be lead in the first place?
Kind of a necro but...
It's not that lead can only be produced through radioactive decay, it's that we have proven that a portion of Uranium decays into lead every 100 million years, and we have found isotopes of lead that are the result of this process. Thus we come to the conclusion: The earth, and the universe at large, is not 4000 years old.
Edit for clarity: Lead is a naturally occurring substance and doesn't need to come from uranium. It just can.
16:17 bruh that post was insane
i love editor kenny
(platonically)
he's just cool.
Did I just find a Holocoaster joke on UA-cam??
I heard someone call a dumbass a "walking Dunning-Kruger klaxon" and I hope I never forget that line.
8:08 Some plants and fungi are microbes. It would be more accurate to say that all known living things are either archaea, bacteria, protists, plants, animals, or fungi.
I was thinking 4 was a little on the small side. However, I see what they were going for. Taxonomy and biological nomenclature is arbitrary anyway. Useful, but arbitrary.
Just say either prokaryotes or eukaryotes (although certain microorganisms might could be either one). Makes the classifications a lot easier
The problem is, if it's someone who didn't know humans are animals, do you reckon they would not what "archaea" or "protists" means?
(I chose those two because I am not a native speaker and those are the two words I don't know the meaning of, this person seems to be a native speaker brute, so we probably share the same level of vocabulary)
Damien is the best. What a great thing to wake up to.
1:30 maybe i have a shot after all
Pencils are filled with carbon duh
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That 'Nam war thread always makes me laugh out loud...
8:02 the second person is more correct than the first person, by a long shot, but they're not completely correct. Microbes aren't one big group, really. One group of microbes, the protozoa, share more in common with plants, fungi and animals than they do with other microbes. All 4 of these are different kingdoms within the domain of eukaryote. The remaining microbes are split into 2 domains, the bacteria and the archaea, both of them with numerous kingdoms within them. Also, weirdly enough, despite bacteria being found in nature anywhere, and archaea being found only in extreme conditions, genetically, the eukaryotes share more in common with the archaea than with bacteria. In fact, today it's thought that eukaryotic domain originally started out as a branch of the archaean domain.
5:16 I can't speak for all countries with a Monarchie but I can tell you that the Netherlands and Belgium are Kingdoms by choice, we ASKED our original Kings to be our King. Over all the years, we never had the need to change it at least not in the Netherlands (I can't talk for Belgium, I am Dutch). Sure, we have people that would rather have a President but they are still in a minority. I have lived under two Queens and a King now (Queen Wilhelmina, Queen Beatrix and now King Willem Alexander). All 3 of them have been popular by the general public, all three have shown time and time again they are kind, friendlyand involved with the people.They are great P.R when on official trips bringing in billions in trade agreements as well. They are on friendly footing with most other Royals, many Presidents (inclding all except one American President, I don't think you have to guess which one)
Do they cost money? Yeah, they cost money, they cost less than a new US President every four to eight years though.
Do they have power?? Hahaha.... nah, they are stricktly non political and basically only hold ceremonial powers.
In short, TLDR.. they are there because we want them there.
Most European monarchies tend to work for a living hence the high acceptance.
The exception being the British monarchy who are layabout parasites who suck a fortune out of the taxpayer to live in obscene luxury.
13:31 what does covering a drink mean
To prevent someone slipping something in, like a date rape drug.
'A measure to protect her drink from being spiked, or any other unwanted things that could happen'
So their basically saying he's an addiction criminal.
@@lemmymaster thank you
0:49 dying is just sleeping and never waking up, they must’ve been pretty tired 🥱🥱🥱😴
I think the "pp" response was a self-own by words. The people making those posts know there are other words that contain the letters. They're doing it because it trigger's a feeling similar to Cunningham's law (that people want to correct an incorrect answer).
You see it all the time - people who want to boost engagement intentionally make small mistakes for people to correct in the comments.
Basically half of the UA-cam shorts that end up in my feed.
0:16 Idk man, he kinda cancelled Lucifer, Adam, Eve, people in the flood, and probably much more
The first born children of every Egyptian family, the Tower of Babel, the cities where lot and his family lived ( also turning lot’s wife into a pillar of salt) blinding Saul before he repented and became the disciple Paul, the people and their families who accused Daniel and were thrown to the lions , the guy who wanted to kill Jewish people and queen Esther, ( name slipped my mind) , the people who ran Jesus out of Nazareth were run off a cliff, king neberkezer was forced into exile and had to live like an animal, and king Herod died after he sent people to kill baby Jesus who was hiding in Egypt at the time. the list goes on
Ereshkigal go brrrr
11:20 Almost right. Generally its not a slow transition to realizing you know nothing. Its often a single moment of "wait, wtf?" "That singular piece of information just invalidated everything I thought I knew." Then you slowly build up from there.