Meg 2: The Trench Pitch Meeting

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  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps Рік тому +8448

    The fact that these are based on a book series hit me like an absolute truck.

    • @CocainBuzz
      @CocainBuzz Рік тому +169

      Theyre pretty good

    • @yantejeda2039
      @yantejeda2039 Рік тому +180

      the books are AMAZING!!!

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 Рік тому +216

      Books are waayy better than this garbage.

    • @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman
      @No_Ones_gay_for_moleman Рік тому +135

      ​@@mikes5637They usually are compared to their movie counterparts

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Рік тому +73

      ​@@yantejeda2039I've been told that the first couple are good, but they are garbage after that.

  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 Рік тому +4271

    "These are based on books!?"
    Literally 99% of people watching this just found that out lol

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor Рік тому +67

      Yeah I had no clue lool

    • @venezuela0076
      @venezuela0076 Рік тому +52

      I literally said that out loud 😂

    • @misatokitty76
      @misatokitty76 Рік тому +27

      I knew it with the first, because I read the book... years ago... but I didn't know the guy wrote more. Same guy who wrote Jaws, wasn't it?

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 Рік тому +26

      Even worse...i forgot this movie even existed.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 Рік тому

      @@misatokitty76 No you dingus

  • @Migey11
    @Migey11 Рік тому +2897

    I greatly appreciate how well that oceanic pressure joke will sneak by under the radar totally unnoticed by anyone who watches this in a few years.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Рік тому +167

      I have to confess I already had forgotten about that. I mean, that was two whole months ago.

    • @nooneinparticular1491
      @nooneinparticular1491 Рік тому +154

      @Migey11 - "...under the radar..." Given the circumstances, perhaps "...under the sonar..." is an even better metaphor?

    • @benwarwick4290
      @benwarwick4290 Рік тому +36

      Was a well constructed joke 😂😂😂

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 Рік тому +7

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit took me a second

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi Рік тому +16

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that was two months ago already???

  • @SpideyWarsStudios
    @SpideyWarsStudios Рік тому +6450

    The first one, for all its faults, was still a shark attack movie. This movie is basically "The Meg 2: The Fish and The Furious"

    • @LaDobleA0621
      @LaDobleA0621 Рік тому +54

      Agreed

    • @MegaGandalf12
      @MegaGandalf12 Рік тому +301

      In the next F&F, they'll drive a car to the bottom of the ocean. That's the only place they haven't taken a car to yet 😂

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising Рік тому +93

      It's all about family, yo.

    • @toxsicle9753
      @toxsicle9753 Рік тому +20

      family

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik Рік тому +20

      Damn dawg, that's the tiniest bit harsh. I'm not comparing it to 2001 or anything, but The Meg 2 was exactly what I thought it would be and I enjoyed it. Which I cannot say about the FF movies. ✌️

  • @nickcrawford2456
    @nickcrawford2456 Рік тому +1755

    Sharks in a WWI trench sounds like the perfect prequel to Sharknado. Make it happen, Hollywood!

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy Рік тому +27

      Abso-freakin-lutely

    • @7shinta7
      @7shinta7 Рік тому +9

      My first thought, too.

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik Рік тому +36

      "But the writers are on strike!"
      "Eh, let AI do it. A sharknado prequel isn't that important."
      Result: *Best. Movie. Ever.*

    • @dariakey5318
      @dariakey5318 Рік тому +5

      This comment needs more likes

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 Рік тому +5

      You sir, are a genius.

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 Рік тому +261

    "You don't see fish down there wearing armor."
    Placoderms: "Do we just not exist in your world?"

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR 9 місяців тому +11

      Late Devonian Extinction: bonjour

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 9 місяців тому +6

      @@RibusPQR Coelacanths: Bonjour à toi aussi.

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR 9 місяців тому +2

      @@JacobL228 Placoderms are in one section of the tree of life, while Coelacanths and humans are in a different section.

    • @augustuslxiii
      @augustuslxiii 9 місяців тому +6

      I mean, no, not anymore.

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 9 місяців тому +3

      @@RibusPQR My point is something from around that time technically survived, so maybe placoderms are in that trench, too.

  • @johnshort5830
    @johnshort5830 Рік тому +2042

    Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure. Absolute legend.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Рік тому +74

      Absolutely. This was my favourite.

    • @FrankietheLawDog
      @FrankietheLawDog Рік тому +99

      Wow, wow, wow………wow!

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Рік тому +106

      apparently diving to titanic isnt super easy, barely an inconvenience..........

    • @userusernomi
      @userusernomi Рік тому +36

      I often see people mention "their favorite lines" from Pitch Meetings and I'm like wait how can you decide on just one? And now I get it, this one was actually such a good catch from Ryan, definitely one of the best. I hope the top comments will preserve this with context so people watching 5 years from now will get it too.

    • @ZimCrusher
      @ZimCrusher Рік тому +53

      Even my 6 year old nephew, caught that.
      "Wouldn't they be crushed, like Titanic?"
      ... and yet... The 'writers' want more money, when a 6 year old can point out their mistakes.

  • @BIGJ0E
    @BIGJ0E Рік тому +4064

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure."
    Man that one got me good. Too soon.

    • @EarthIsSmall
      @EarthIsSmall Рік тому +146

      absolutely lost it here🤣

    • @obsidianjane4413
      @obsidianjane4413 Рік тому +227

      I thought it was a very clever but not disrespectful current events reference. I wonder if ppl watching this in 10 years will even get it.

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Рік тому +196

      @@obsidianjane4413 People watching this in just a year probably won't get it....

    • @alexandercain732
      @alexandercain732 Рік тому +16

      ​​@@obsidianjane4413well, Clive Cussler is dead, so probably not...

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus Рік тому +42

      In the moment, I could tell it was alluding to something but I didn't know what. Belatedly, I get it.

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 Рік тому +972

    I continue to be impressed by Ryan's absolute SLAM DUNK jokes. That OceanGate reference is gonna have me laughing for a week.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 Рік тому +9

      I was half expecting the ScreenRant headline right there... then I realized they don't write about such things (and there still half a video left)

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 Рік тому +9

      The OceanGate reference is going to have you laughing? People DIED in that. It's supposed to make you remember how dangerous it is, not to laugh at people's death.

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 Рік тому +25

      @@mystique5113 Those people are not worthy an ounce of sympathy.

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 Рік тому +11

      @@marchdarkenotp3346 May same be said of you and yours. Amen.

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 Рік тому +3

      ​@@marchdarkenotp3346correction one of those people

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 Рік тому +564

    I was legitimately surprised by just how little shark there was in this shark movie where they tripled the number of sharks from the last one. John Sharkfight barely had anything to do.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis Рік тому +34

      So _that's_ what his name is!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 Рік тому +20

      That is a suitably epic name for a Jason Statham character in a shark movie ♥️

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis Рік тому +18

      @@skunkrat01 I shall be hugely disappointed if it turns out that isn't actually his name now 🤣

    • @diegodelsol1309
      @diegodelsol1309 Рік тому +18

      @@Somnogenesis Wel, sorry to say this, but his name is Jonas Sharkfight.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +7

      @@diegodelsol1309
      I think you’re misremembering that, getting John Sharkfight mixed up with Jonah in the Bible, and your mind came up with Jonas. It happens.

  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 Рік тому +331

    Off Screen death-initis is a serious Illness the that affects many characters in movies. Thank you Ryan for bringing awareness to this life threatening disease 😞

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 Рік тому +42

      The only viable protection is strong plot armor

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 Рік тому +9

      I hear cuban gooding jr caught that once.

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 Рік тому +5

      like Blackfish in GoT

    • @prastarkeepers
      @prastarkeepers Рік тому +9

      Shia Labeouf suffered from that less than a month ago.

    • @ShifuCareaga
      @ShifuCareaga Рік тому +11

      Like life, it has a 100% mortality rate.

  • @Verinexa
    @Verinexa Рік тому +157

    In France, the film was promoted with this catchphrase "The end justifies the means" except the word , "fin", was replaced by "faim" which means hunger and is pronouced the same . The sentence becomes "La faim justifie les moyens" = Hunger justifies the means 😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Рік тому +15

      That's fantastic lol

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 Рік тому +11

      Lmfao

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 11 місяців тому +11

      Good pun use!

    • @Pillboxing
      @Pillboxing 8 місяців тому +2

      The fact those words are pronounced the same is ridiculous. I'd definitely want to figure out which one it is based on the context of the conversation every time. Insane

    • @gilbertobrandina9487
      @gilbertobrandina9487 7 місяців тому

      Smarter than all of the writers of the movie combined

  • @BronzeBoy520
    @BronzeBoy520 Рік тому +583

    When I donated blood at the Red Cross, they offered me a ticket for this movie.
    I said no. That’s how little I wanted to see this film, but am BEYOND HYPED for the pitch meeting.

    • @mantheking
      @mantheking Рік тому +41

      Pitch Meetings and Honest Trailers have brought me to an interesting point, where usually I find myself looking forward more to the Pitch Meeting and Honest Trailer than the actual movie itself.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim Рік тому +8

      calling the Chinese the good guys is kinda pushing it

    • @BronzeBoy520
      @BronzeBoy520 Рік тому +21

      @@stellviahohenheim what?

    • @voidaspects9173
      @voidaspects9173 Рік тому +19

      ​@@stellviahohenheimliterally what on earth...?

    • @somerandomschmuck2547
      @somerandomschmuck2547 Рік тому +19

      I mean in theory you could have taken the ticket, gone to the cinema, and then just walk into another theatre that was showing another movie, once you’ve passed the ticket booth and shown that you have a ticket I doubt the the cinema would care unless it’s one of those places that does assigned seats. Even then you could just check online for whatever seats are open right before the film starts.

  • @steveparsons7027
    @steveparsons7027 Рік тому +751

    Thank you Ryan and George. You two get along like brothers. Makes watching it, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @MrSG647
      @MrSG647 Рік тому +13

      😂😂

    • @DjDown1984
      @DjDown1984 Рік тому +8

      No no, us mortals do not engage in such dialect

    • @ctwhiskey3058
      @ctwhiskey3058 Рік тому

      Oh really?

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx Рік тому

      Which is Ryan and which is George

    • @TheFridge0x
      @TheFridge0x Рік тому

      wait this is twins? well damnnnnn I think they just prestige'd me

  • @booksimmersed
    @booksimmersed Рік тому +199

    You can just feel the progression of excitement and energy in these compared to the older ones and its hilarious and awesome

    • @gojisandhu
      @gojisandhu Рік тому +9

      They descend into madness slowly over time

  • @TheYeetusLord
    @TheYeetusLord Рік тому +379

    That titanic submarine reference followed by a “yeyeye!” was gold😂😂

    • @Erick360.
      @Erick360. Рік тому +8

      I paused the video to look for this comment. You did not disappoint.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому +2

      Submersible* Different things.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 Рік тому +8

      but will it hold up to the pressure of public opinion?

    • @Charok1
      @Charok1 Рік тому

      yeah, he snuck that sub implosion right in there

    • @TheYeetusLord
      @TheYeetusLord Рік тому +2

      @@englishatheart is a submarine not submersible?🤔😂

  • @micahcaraballo5917
    @micahcaraballo5917 Рік тому +1034

    I took my 54-year-old mom to see this in theaters, she loves shark movies. And we were both quietly chuckling at all the silly scenarios that were happening throughout the movie 🤣 The first movie was such a “so bad that it’s good” film but this sequel feels like a “so bad that it’s hilariously bad” if that makes sense 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @anakinskywalker0721
      @anakinskywalker0721 Рік тому +32

      I didn't finished the movie. Had to walk out. Couldn't take it anymore. 😅

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. Рік тому +1

      And for the first time I thought, I have a mom. Not I have a mom with downs

    • @micahcaraballo5917
      @micahcaraballo5917 Рік тому +15

      @@anakinskywalker0721 I don’t blame ya, it was pretty bad 🤣 But my Mom and I sat through the whole thing, I kept telling myself: “Do it for the $20 worth of tickets”! 😅

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender Рік тому +31

      I don’t think it’s really “bad”. It’s a dumb movie that knows it’s dumb and so it just has fun with it’s silliness

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 Рік тому +9

      They really should have called in Gamera to help.

  • @Makincoffee
    @Makincoffee Рік тому +207

    This is EXACTLY how this pitch meeting went.....EXACTLY. I'm absolutely certain about it.

  • @siddharthnath7917
    @siddharthnath7917 Рік тому +1056

    The subtle nod with the "mass education about oceanic pressures" was perfect and hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 Рік тому +13

      Too soon...j/k I smiled 😊

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 Рік тому +19

      Mocking tragedy is TIGHT. 🙄

    • @voyceinyourhead
      @voyceinyourhead Рік тому +39

      ​@@favoritemustard3542rich folks went dicking around a mass grave of poor folks. Yeah, not much sympathy to be had

    • @Zerradable
      @Zerradable Рік тому +5

      @@voyceinyourhead well, you seem to have sympathy for the state's tyranny.

    • @itsjezzer
      @itsjezzer Рік тому +28

      @@Zerradable I'm so sorry you got told to wear seatbelts and respect age of consent laws, my dude

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant Рік тому +261

    They also had a character's helmet get cracked and slowly implode and they died from being crushed by the pressure like... 20 minutes earlier in the movie before Statham breathes out all the air and goes for a swim.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 Рік тому +26

      I think they got the idea of him breathing out all the air and being alright from how breathing works in space. You can survive in the vacuum of space for a while if you breathe out all the air in your lungs first. Though if you hold your breath the pressure changes too much and the gas will expand
      So it's not completely out of left field but it's still hella stupid

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 Рік тому +57

      ​@@maxbracegirdle9990ignoring that going into space is about one atmosphere of change in pressure, while being 25000ft under seawater is about 750 atmospheres

    • @stevereedatx
      @stevereedatx Рік тому +68

      There’s no pressure Jason Statham can’t handle.

    • @DingbatToast
      @DingbatToast Рік тому +16

      In the vacuum of space, it's not so much about air pressure in your lungs, more that you would lower the boiling point of all the fluids in your body. So all the blood, water etc, would start to boil inside you.

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 Рік тому +10

      You actually....watched... it?

  • @michaelvanburen6010
    @michaelvanburen6010 Рік тому +140

    The only reason I hope these movies keep getting made is so I can keep watching pitch meetings.

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 Рік тому +96

    I've never been more whiplashed in a pitch meeting...how the hell did this come from a book series?!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Рік тому +14

      It'd make a great Pop-Up Book🤣

  • @johnathanfuentes5158
    @johnathanfuentes5158 Рік тому +578

    Not going to lie, the black dude being prepared after surviving a horror esc event was refreshing. Learned how to swim, trained himself, and armed himself because he didn’t know what to expect. Dude became my favorite character

    • @jybrokenhearted
      @jybrokenhearted Рік тому +27

      Knowing how to swim didn't help Obama's chef

    • @doriantaylor887
      @doriantaylor887 Рік тому +19

      ​@@jybrokenheartedObama's chef knew how to swim.. there's videos of it

    • @Jehty_
      @Jehty_ Рік тому

      Did he die?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX Рік тому +2

      Did that really happen or did you just make it up?

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik Рік тому +9

      Page Kennedy is woefully underrated. ✌️

  • @ChristineMcAvoy
    @ChristineMcAvoy Рік тому +21

    Me watching the movie: They're laughing and drinking on the beach...didn't a bunch of their friends, and a TON of people die?! Oh...this will be in the Pitch Meeting for sure.
    Didn't disappoint.

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 Рік тому +295

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for National Treasure! I feel like it’s the perfect movie for a Pitch Meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 Рік тому +8

      Yes... what do u think of my suggestions? I've been asking for months to no response 😕...
      Superman with Christopher Reeve all 4 including the hit TV show SUPERMAN AND LOIS on the CW network! It's actually really good!
      Psycho movies all 4
      Footloose (1984)
      Karate Kid (all)
      Titanic and Cat in the Hat.... with both versions of THE THING if he can't then John Carpenters THE THING
      Outter Banks as well as Unbrella Academy!
      Copy and paste soo Ryan can see and we can have fun going to the past!!

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ Рік тому +9

      Any movie is perfect for pitch meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 Рік тому +1

      @@iamme25yago right!

    • @mmack66
      @mmack66 Рік тому +10

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ Schindler's List probably isn't.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise Рік тому +11

      ​@@InsertCreativeusername_Some are more perfect than others. National Treasure seems like it would be exceptionally perfect.
      It is a really fun movie while being absurd with lots of stupidity.

  • @LordMaric
    @LordMaric Рік тому +340

    So nice of Ryan to let us know about his break! He even spoken like 10 words after it started! Trully a man commited to his audience!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 Рік тому +15

      And he even stared silently after the break, truly the youtuber of all time

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Рік тому

      Union bureaucracy is a bitch!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 Рік тому +4

      One small problem, his watch is fast. He still had 3 minutes until his break time. His manager with the big mustache is going to be upset.

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf Рік тому

      Often happened to a wife character in an action movie

    • @BarzulRei
      @BarzulRei Рік тому +1

      He really should get something to eat on his break, he works too hard not to eat something, just standing there staring off into space is probably not the best use of his personal time.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Рік тому +503

    The "Meg in the trenches in WW2 fighting soldiers" idea is so batsht insane that I want to see it.

    • @tommyshelby2787
      @tommyshelby2787 Рік тому +13

      Or about a real-life event, about crocodiles eating WW2 soldiers.

    • @danwhite77
      @danwhite77 Рік тому +44

      World War One.... that had the trench warfare.

    • @davids2427
      @davids2427 Рік тому

      😂me 2 ! 🦈🦈🦈

    • @ccdecc6650
      @ccdecc6650 Рік тому +8

      I think that will have to be addressed in Megnado.

    • @Fabian46544
      @Fabian46544 Рік тому +2

      @@danwhite77 for some reason I read that in the honest-trailer-guys voice 😂

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 Рік тому +143

    I've actually never heard of the Titan sub, so I believe everything this movie tells me about the survivability of deep sea pressure.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. Рік тому +9

      Yeyeye

    • @farandr
      @farandr Рік тому +7

      They just didn't know air was the issue, not the overwhelming crushing force of gravity.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman Рік тому +3

      Wait, no one mentioned the Titan sub, how did you know the name of the event being referenced if you never heard of it before?
      oooh, busted! I'm telling Mom!

  • @ICU-812
    @ICU-812 Рік тому +40

    "That doesn't seem physically possible."
    "See the thing about this guy is he's Jason Statham."
    Flawless logic.

  • @dimitridehouck9506
    @dimitridehouck9506 Рік тому +171

    That Oceangate one literally got me on the floor laughing. Not too soon at all 😂

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 Рік тому +49

    "The Trench" is a reference to where their creativity and writer skill is currently at

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 Рік тому +2

      This film has been getting good reviews. Silly and bonkers on purpose...

    • @Mrt-hx1vz
      @Mrt-hx1vz 3 місяці тому

      That explains alot

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Рік тому +434

    Jason Statham being a 50 ft shark killer is one of the most majestic cinematic moments

    • @danallison8745
      @danallison8745 Рік тому +38

      He is only 5’2” ; )

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome Рік тому +8

      It was one of the most moments in cinema history

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 Рік тому +28

      @@danallison8745 Misunderstanding another person't comment on purpose
      a) is tight
      b) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
      c) saves you money in the special effects department

    • @esra_erimez
      @esra_erimez Рік тому

      Are you certain?

    • @fahrenheit1522
      @fahrenheit1522 Рік тому

      Can I say your name ?

  • @matt_rector_media
    @matt_rector_media Рік тому +33

    “Friggin useless thermocline, stupid thermocline!” I’m dead

  • @chrisrosa4393
    @chrisrosa4393 Рік тому +108

    Kudos to keeping up with current events and tying in that “ Mass education on oceanic pressure” reference. Honestly many ppl were talking about that specific scene in the movie and likely many of them only knew it was wrong BC of that event 💯

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart Рік тому

      People* Using actual words is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 Рік тому +7

      @@englishatheart correcting grammar under UA-cam comments..NOT super easy…but barely an inconvenience if you’ve got nothing else to do ☝🏽🥴

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx Рік тому +3

      @@chrisrosa4393 I would say it IS super easy but it's definitely NOT *tight*.
      Pretty sure people write 'ppl' because they just want to and not because they didn't know you could write the word 'people' lmao

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor Рік тому

      Kudos for being aware of the biggest news event of current year? Really?

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 Рік тому +3

      @@Arcessitor the people burning in Hawaii would beg to differ…
      Ykno…96 dead and untold amount missing while the fires are still burning after days..I’d say that’s much bigger news than a missing sub of 5 ppl yeah?

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje Рік тому +22

    Every plot point made me go "WTF are you kidding me".

  • @linzerj9904
    @linzerj9904 Рік тому +84

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" - that dig at OceanGate was spot on

    • @TuckFwitter
      @TuckFwitter 10 місяців тому +6

      5 months in the future it's funny still

  • @lilyanna2467
    @lilyanna2467 Рік тому +660

    We need a pitch meeting for every movie ever made.

  • @HeyHeyChey
    @HeyHeyChey Рік тому +16

    3:06 holy shit, that was absolutely brutal

  • @nexus_of_a_crisis
    @nexus_of_a_crisis Рік тому +10

    “You just made me kind of want to learn how to read.” Now that’s gold!

  • @GeoCalifornian
    @GeoCalifornian Рік тому +27

    2:58 “You don’t see fish down here wearing armor do you?” -that was probably the sloppy engineering thinking of OceanGate before their submersible imploded... 😅

    • @EwetoobSucks
      @EwetoobSucks Рік тому

      😂

    • @BL4CK_ICE
      @BL4CK_ICE Місяць тому

      The CEO Stockton Rush was quoted saying “at some point safety is just a pure waste.” That’s sounds like something you would say in a pitch meeting sketch!

  • @DillishUs
    @DillishUs Рік тому +56

    The MEG was a surprisingly good book my dad and I bonded over back in middle school, & our whole family was obsessed with movie when it came out. THANK YOU for publicizing that there's a book!

  • @xellios
    @xellios Рік тому +20

    I absolutely love this series. I can't be the only one that wants to see Pitch Meetings for the Saw movies. Maybe not every single one of them but a few would be great.

  • @LukeMaps
    @LukeMaps Рік тому +23

    Thank you, Ryan George for these pitch meetings. Being grateful for your tedious entertainment endeavors is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

  • @jonathanbrown7917
    @jonathanbrown7917 Рік тому +38

    As someone who has audibly listened to a book in the Megverse that joke hit home haha

  • @deinoswiz1
    @deinoswiz1 Рік тому +16

    The Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers, and Everything Wrong With really give perfect movie analysis. So professionally done, and these videos just show true thoughts. The movies are now just leaching off past movies which are following movies that tried to copy original movies and books. Perfect analogy is a soda with no ice cubs, to then having a cube added progressively. That soda is going to water down and loose its strength.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P Рік тому +2

      Every movie is based off of a past movie. If you mean all they are doing is making sequels, than they would be the executives at these companies fault. However as is the case with Video Games, moves will never get better, until people start only giving money to movies that have earned their money. The fact that Disney is still making money on some of their movies, has shown me, that I overestimated the intellect level of people. I mean why support a film created with an intricate plot, really well thought out characters, and an amazing score done by an award winning orchestra, when we can watch people fart on strangers... I... just want to die.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Рік тому +2

      Cinamasins is horrid. Unfunny jokes constantly and counting it as a "sin"

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg 9 місяців тому

      Honest trailers is fine, not quite as good as pitch meetings but cinema sins is absolutely goddawful. poor planned, edited, voiced, everything. check out Shaun's takedown of them, it's extremely comprehensive.

  • @nugget3687
    @nugget3687 Рік тому +38

    What's even the point of having mech suits that give you super strength in a movie with giant sharks if you don't use them to actually fight the sharks?!

    • @specialk5523
      @specialk5523 Рік тому

      Or for, you know, walking around a base with potential bad guys, using them to lift doors open, and maybe refill the air tanks because the bad guys wore them too so they had to have a way to do that, just…. Such wasted power.

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 Рік тому +26

    Jason Statham fighting Mega sharks & dinosaurs is TIGHT !

  • @SKOOKSz
    @SKOOKSz Рік тому +66

    I look forward to new pitch meetings more than the actual movies.

  • @troglodytezero1697
    @troglodytezero1697 Рік тому +71

    Man Jason must have a solid fan base to keep getting theater gigs.

    • @frenchyroastify
      @frenchyroastify Рік тому +5

      Your comment made made me Google -Jason Statham / cologne-. Yep, It's called "Terre d'Hermes". Probably huge in China.

    • @EpicLabs24
      @EpicLabs24 Рік тому +11

      He’s a phenomenal actor, regardless of script.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 Рік тому

      Yeah

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 Рік тому +16

      Jason Statham makes me wanna watch movies I never cared to know exist because anything he's in is always fun to watch

    • @RPGeek
      @RPGeek Рік тому

      Movies like this is just a money laundering scheme for producers. Doesn't matter if they make any money, they already did

  • @cajunguy6502
    @cajunguy6502 Рік тому +53

    This actually makes the movie sound better than I thought it would be.

  • @DavidCousens
    @DavidCousens Рік тому +18

    The delivery on “These are based on BOOKS?!?” Was absolutely perfect! (I’ve never thought I’d empathise with Producer Guy so strongly!)

  • @klchu
    @klchu Рік тому +51

    Sometimes it's better to never see the movie and only the Pitch Meeting.

    • @perniciouspete4986
      @perniciouspete4986 Рік тому +10

      It's almost always better nowadays.

    • @TheRealLtrain
      @TheRealLtrain Рік тому

      *all times

    • @3dartstudio007
      @3dartstudio007 Рік тому +1

      I would buy tickets to a movie theatre to see see "Ryan Pitches Movies!!" They don't even have to make the movie, save TONS in CGI costs and create a WAY better product I would LOVE! Win win!

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety Рік тому +1

      People see the movies?

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Рік тому

      It's saddest when i have to avoid the pitch meeting because i want to see the movie and these are full of spoilers

  • @Specific_Hazard
    @Specific_Hazard Рік тому +32

    Hey Ryan
    Thank you for all the laughs and entertainment you've brought us. I hope you're doing well physically and mentally. Just know you got a lot of love and support out there!

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 Рік тому

      Cringe tbh. Stop talking about "mental and physical health" when there is no reason to bring it up. We don't need to normalize being coddled little freaks.

    • @joseolarte7424
      @joseolarte7424 Рік тому

      glazin

  • @lmn977
    @lmn977 Рік тому +30

    They really jumped the shark, in every sense

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 8 місяців тому

      For real. One of the worst movies I have ever tried to watch.

  • @SwannSac
    @SwannSac Рік тому +10

    these pitch meetings have become a god send for me, i work at a movie theater so its kinda nice to get a synopsis so i dont sound completely stupid talking to customers when they leave since i dont wanna watch these movies.

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 Рік тому +11

    “Glad you were able to hear me but don’t steal my idea you son of uh gun” 💀💀💀

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu Рік тому +4

    I thought the allusion to the Titan sub implosion would be the end and cutaway to article with how good that setup and punchline was xD

  • @captainawesome1704
    @captainawesome1704 Рік тому +73

    I love how much these characters have developed over the years keep up the great work Ryan ☺️

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 Рік тому +58

    I love learning new things, such as this movie's existence - I legit had no idea about it until this video!

  • @RafaElorduy
    @RafaElorduy Рік тому +35

    The "something has to happen for people to be massively educated about deep ocean pressure" part just made my life better.

  • @JohannyRafaela
    @JohannyRafaela Рік тому +22

    I remember watching this movie when it came out and when the Meg in captivity escape the first thing that came to my mind was the screen writer guy saying "that was super easy barely an inconvenience"

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm Рік тому +23

    They really jumped the shark on this one.

  • @justrecentlyi5444
    @justrecentlyi5444 Рік тому +19

    For people from a long time in the future, this film (and video) came out not long afer the Oceangate Titan submarine implosion.
    Also, I really enjoyed the "That sounds so... cost-saving" and "How'd you come up with that?" lines, and I hope they get used again.

  • @LynMa80
    @LynMa80 Рік тому +6

    I love how everybody runs TOWARDS the water on the beaches panic scenes XD

  • @pon3d120
    @pon3d120 Рік тому +12

    That World War 1 idea actually sounds incredible.

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV Рік тому +18

    Ryan seemed to have more fun with this one than usual 😄

  • @perfectsoulmates2023
    @perfectsoulmates2023 Рік тому +11

    ☀️ You can clearly see how HAPPY Ryan is in this video 🙌🏼

  • @willstrickland9952
    @willstrickland9952 Рік тому +14

    The ocean gate joke was perfect 😂😂

  • @SweboySMM2
    @SweboySMM2 Рік тому +19

    I hope he continues with the audible books concept. Sounds like a solid idea!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Рік тому +1

      They need to make a movie about explaining the thought processes that go into making movies. Then write a book about it, so I can hear someone read it to me

  • @connermcginnis
    @connermcginnis Рік тому +42

    This actually made me want to see the movie more than any other pitch meeting in pitch meeting history

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Рік тому +7

      You were sold after finding out there's almost no Meg stuff?

    • @connermcginnis
      @connermcginnis Рік тому +5

      @@muskyoxes exactly!

    • @noahboss5617
      @noahboss5617 Рік тому

      Male lead literally melee kill a Meg.
      Stupid logicw but enjoyable movie to watch if you tolerate those

  • @CoffeeForAll
    @CoffeeForAll Рік тому +64

    I still don’t understand how you managed to sneak hidden cameras into all these studio meetings.

  • @Arcessitor
    @Arcessitor Рік тому +74

    I don't think I've seen a pitch meeting where the two characters interact so smoothly with each other before. Is that just me. This script and mannerisms and the way they cut into each other just seems smoother in this one somehow.

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 Рік тому +29

    The craziest thing about this is that Ben Wheatley, who is typically an arthouse filmmaker (he's made some brilliant films), helmed this monstrosity 😂

    • @ursidae97
      @ursidae97 Рік тому +9

      Well I genuinely hope he had fun

    • @earlsmith7428
      @earlsmith7428 Рік тому +6

      Well, you have to remember, he has to make money too.

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 Рік тому +3

      @@ursidae97oh I'm sure he did! From what I know of him, he's big on genre films and schlock, and this is definitely big budget schlock haha

    • @reservoirdude92
      @reservoirdude92 Рік тому +4

      @@earlsmith7428 Most definitely! Sort of a "one for them, one for me" scenario. Soon after he made that remake of Rebecca for Netflix, he went and made a low-budget eco-horror film called In the Earth (wild shit, that one).
      Definitely not knocking him for making this, it's just funny to me that this is the project he landed on 😄

    • @dissuede6949
      @dissuede6949 Рік тому +1

      ​@@reservoirdude92"In the Earth" is one of the worst films I've ever sat through. Absolute drag from start to finish. I mean.. good god was it bad.

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 Рік тому +6

    3:03
    even Oceangate doesn’t escape the pitch snark.

  • @Goremize
    @Goremize Рік тому +21

    Mentioning all of us learning about the pressures of water recently is something I was not expecting

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge Рік тому +8

    0:56
    His reaction was the same as mines!
    I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BASED ON BOOKS TOO!
    I Love Pitch Meetings!!! 😄

  • @kafoop
    @kafoop Рік тому +7

    If 1:11 was a genuine ad for audible, not gonna lie, that was the best and shortest delivery of an ad ever in UA-cam videos 😂🎉🙌 I hope y’all got paid for that second lololol

  • @jamesosullivan7969
    @jamesosullivan7969 Рік тому +3

    "mass education on oceanic pressure" might be funniest line from this entire series! Tragic but hilariously used here.

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 Рік тому +4

    Lmfao referencing ocean gate non directly is tight 😂😂😂

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 Рік тому +67

    I 100% believe this is exactly how the actual pitch went down, verbatim.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender Рік тому +1

      Maybe a little more from the studio head pushing for writing, plot points and marketing targeted to the Asian market.

    • @hfbvmARF
      @hfbvmARF Рік тому

      @@8584zender The movie is so weird, the antagonists are Sharks, dinosaurs, Kraken and terrorists. Its like a free for all the whole movie.

  • @FloydSamson
    @FloydSamson Рік тому +2

    This movie to me was what cinema is all about. It's a ton of fun.

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 Рік тому +6

    "Something NUTS would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" 💀

  • @RideTheTeacups
    @RideTheTeacups Рік тому +5

    “Offscreen Deathonitis” is my new favorite thing ever!!! 🎉😂😂

    • @TrueLegateDamar
      @TrueLegateDamar Рік тому +1

      It's even funnier knowing it was solely because the actress got into legal trouble with Chinese authorities and outright disappeared for a while.

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 Рік тому +52

    You really nailed it with the human conflict versus shark action. I really enjoyed the first movie, so I was pretty excited to see this one, expecting much more of the last part of the movie which was PROMINENTLY presented in the trailer.

    • @moretac
      @moretac Рік тому +4

      But that last part on fun island was so insane and over the top that I still came away pretty entertained and satisfied with the movie.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +2

      @@moretac
      Oh no doubt!! I just wish that much more of the movie took place there.

    • @maxshepherd4855
      @maxshepherd4855 11 місяців тому

      there was literally more shark screentime in this one than the first.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 11 місяців тому

      @@maxshepherd4855
      I’ll take your word on that, but clearly it wasn’t dispersed very well throughout.

  • @james_tiberius_kirk73
    @james_tiberius_kirk73 Рік тому +78

    Who knew watching a movie in this _New_ _Age_ would only take me around 5 minutes or so? Epic as always Ryan and gidday from AUSTRALIA.

    • @Paul_Wetor
      @Paul_Wetor Рік тому +4

      Pitch Meetings are like Cliffs Notes with sarcasm.

  • @oceaninks
    @oceaninks Рік тому +33

    This was easily better than the movie that I didn't see. Holy crap this was funny. 😂❤

  • @Mrt-hx1vz
    @Mrt-hx1vz 3 місяці тому +1

    Ryan-“They’ve been at the bottom of the ocean for millions of years but can still walk on land?”
    The main characters finding out=💀

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 Рік тому +38

    Love your content Ryan. You are awesome.

    • @gabrielmaroto18
      @gabrielmaroto18 Рік тому +2

      Loving Ryan is totally easy barely a inconvenient.

    • @reptilus89
      @reptilus89 Рік тому +2

      ​@@gabrielmaroto18how can you mess up the quote it has five words

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 Рік тому +2

      He's too wholesome, it's kind of insufferable, he'd be cooler if he started dumb drama and insulted his fans.

  • @DXTRIPLEHBK
    @DXTRIPLEHBK Рік тому +13

    I really wanna see the Pitch Meetings for Good Omens 1 & 2. Ryan's humor is fantastic!

    • @sirellyn
      @sirellyn Рік тому +2

      Just saw Good Omens 2, had to fast forward through most of it, it was so unbelievably bad...

    • @DXTRIPLEHBK
      @DXTRIPLEHBK Рік тому +1

      @@sirellyn I'm sorry you feel that way.

    • @gentblue
      @gentblue Рік тому

      ​@@sirellynI watched the first 2 episodes and the complete lack of PTerry is sadly obvious. It's like they read all the gay jokes in the comments and decided that's how they would do a sequel.

    • @DXTRIPLEHBK
      @DXTRIPLEHBK Рік тому

      @@gentblue It's literally always been a love story. Lol!

  • @ayanamireiii
    @ayanamireiii 4 місяці тому

    "I'm done talking" part always cracks me up. 😄

  • @nickholcomb2220
    @nickholcomb2220 Рік тому +28

    Casually withstanding the entire weight of the ocean at that size is genuinely like some Omni Man level of durability feat that these suits are apparently capable of lmao

    • @SupremeGreatGrandmaster
      @SupremeGreatGrandmaster Рік тому +11

      Jason isn't even wearing one of the suits when he goes swimming 25,000 feet below sea level.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes Рік тому +3

      But deep sea fish don't have armor, right? Right?

  • @PierceMD
    @PierceMD Рік тому +12

    I've been contemplating going the theatres for this!

  • @Necromonger69
    @Necromonger69 2 місяці тому +1

    "Big cracks are tight, wait what has a crack in it?" Best line

  • @chrisreager2614
    @chrisreager2614 Рік тому +6

    Saw it last week. Knew instantly the Pitch Meeting would be awesome!

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
    @bagpussmacfarlan9008 Рік тому +5

    Just watched this and was desperately hoping there was a pitch meeting...nailed it totally 😁

  • @jackrendall4013
    @jackrendall4013 Рік тому +7

    This is definitely my favorite pitch meeting in a while! Keep up the good work Ryan 👍

  • @seanmay9181
    @seanmay9181 Рік тому +7

    Ryan George: a man who knows how to enjoy his breaktime.

    • @dikkie1000
      @dikkie1000 Рік тому

      It could be a new series he could make "Ryan George Looks At Stuff Without Speaking".
      And have it subtitled.
      And not show what he's looking at.

  • @YoNicePaprika
    @YoNicePaprika Рік тому +6

    3:13 fav

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb Рік тому +2

    that bit about Ocean Gate was genius

  • @roy5815
    @roy5815 Рік тому +11

    Ryan makes such clever jokes, you just wanna take notes and replay that thing a few times before you even consider laughing cz they are such works of arts