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  • Опубліковано 16 сер 2023
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    Jason Statham fighting giant prehistoric sharks. That’s maybe the easiest pitch that’s ever been made, and first Meg movie made over half a billion dollars thanks to that awesome sounding premise. And when something makes half a billion dollars, you can bet we’re going to see some more of it.
    Meg 2: The Trench definitely raises some questions. Like why is this shark movie mostly about humans running around doing sketchy stuff? How did Jason Statham free dive at 25,000 feet? Wait, these movies are based on books? Where did that Kraken come from and why isn’t anyone talking about it?
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  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 9 місяців тому +3787

    "These are based on books!?"
    Literally 99% of people watching this just found that out lol

    • @Woopor
      @Woopor 9 місяців тому +62

      Yeah I had no clue lool

    • @venezuela0076
      @venezuela0076 9 місяців тому +45

      I literally said that out loud 😂

    • @misatokitty76
      @misatokitty76 9 місяців тому +21

      I knew it with the first, because I read the book... years ago... but I didn't know the guy wrote more. Same guy who wrote Jaws, wasn't it?

    • @heathb4319
      @heathb4319 9 місяців тому +24

      Even worse...i forgot this movie even existed.

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 9 місяців тому

      @@misatokitty76 No you dingus

  • @GPhipps
    @GPhipps 9 місяців тому +7984

    The fact that these are based on a book series hit me like an absolute truck.

    • @KillerKondom
      @KillerKondom 9 місяців тому +160

      Theyre pretty good

    • @yantejeda2039
      @yantejeda2039 9 місяців тому +171

      the books are AMAZING!!!

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 9 місяців тому +204

      Books are waayy better than this garbage.

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman 9 місяців тому +126

      ​@@mikes5637They usually are compared to their movie counterparts

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 9 місяців тому +68

      ​@@yantejeda2039I've been told that the first couple are good, but they are garbage after that.

  • @Migey11
    @Migey11 9 місяців тому +2553

    I greatly appreciate how well that oceanic pressure joke will sneak by under the radar totally unnoticed by anyone who watches this in a few years.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 9 місяців тому +142

      I have to confess I already had forgotten about that. I mean, that was two whole months ago.

    • @nooneinparticular1491
      @nooneinparticular1491 9 місяців тому +134

      @Migey11 - "...under the radar..." Given the circumstances, perhaps "...under the sonar..." is an even better metaphor?

    • @benwarwick4290
      @benwarwick4290 9 місяців тому +30

      Was a well constructed joke 😂😂😂

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 9 місяців тому +7

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit took me a second

    • @azultarmizi
      @azultarmizi 9 місяців тому +15

      @@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii that was two months ago already???

  • @JacobL228
    @JacobL228 6 місяців тому +121

    "You don't see fish down there wearing armor."
    Placoderms: "Do we just not exist in your world?"

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR 3 місяці тому +8

      Late Devonian Extinction: bonjour

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 3 місяці тому +2

      @@RibusPQR Coelacanths: Bonjour à toi aussi.

    • @RibusPQR
      @RibusPQR 3 місяці тому +2

      @@JacobL228 Placoderms are in one section of the tree of life, while Coelacanths and humans are in a different section.

    • @augustuslxiii
      @augustuslxiii 2 місяці тому +2

      I mean, no, not anymore.

    • @JacobL228
      @JacobL228 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RibusPQR My point is something from around that time technically survived, so maybe placoderms are in that trench, too.

  • @SpideyWarsStudios
    @SpideyWarsStudios 9 місяців тому +6022

    The first one, for all its faults, was still a shark attack movie. This movie is basically "The Meg 2: The Fish and The Furious"

    • @AlexisAdrian00
      @AlexisAdrian00 9 місяців тому +50

      Agreed

    • @MegaGandalf12
      @MegaGandalf12 9 місяців тому +285

      In the next F&F, they'll drive a car to the bottom of the ocean. That's the only place they haven't taken a car to yet 😂

    • @MrRezRising
      @MrRezRising 9 місяців тому +91

      It's all about family, yo.

    • @toxsicle9753
      @toxsicle9753 9 місяців тому +19

      family

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik 9 місяців тому +19

      Damn dawg, that's the tiniest bit harsh. I'm not comparing it to 2001 or anything, but The Meg 2 was exactly what I thought it would be and I enjoyed it. Which I cannot say about the FF movies. ✌️

  • @BIGJ0E
    @BIGJ0E 9 місяців тому +3943

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure."
    Man that one got me good. Too soon.

    • @EarthIsSmall
      @EarthIsSmall 9 місяців тому +145

      absolutely lost it here🤣

    • @obsidianjane4413
      @obsidianjane4413 9 місяців тому +221

      I thought it was a very clever but not disrespectful current events reference. I wonder if ppl watching this in 10 years will even get it.

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 9 місяців тому +192

      @@obsidianjane4413 People watching this in just a year probably won't get it....

    • @alexandercain732
      @alexandercain732 9 місяців тому +15

      ​​@@obsidianjane4413well, Clive Cussler is dead, so probably not...

    • @dudedysseus
      @dudedysseus 9 місяців тому +42

      In the moment, I could tell it was alluding to something but I didn't know what. Belatedly, I get it.

  • @Verinexa
    @Verinexa 9 місяців тому +98

    In France, the film was promoted with this catchphrase "The end justifies the means" except the word , "fin", was replaced by "faim" which means hunger and is pronouced the same . The sentence becomes "La faim justifie les moyens" = Hunger justifies the means 😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 9 місяців тому +12

      That's fantastic lol

    • @ghristophermyers666
      @ghristophermyers666 9 місяців тому +10

      Lmfao

    • @MollyHJohns
      @MollyHJohns 5 місяців тому +8

      Good pun use!

    • @Pillboxing
      @Pillboxing Місяць тому +1

      The fact those words are pronounced the same is ridiculous. I'd definitely want to figure out which one it is based on the context of the conversation every time. Insane

    • @gilbertobrandina9487
      @gilbertobrandina9487 19 днів тому

      Smarter than all of the writers of the movie combined

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 9 місяців тому +903

    I continue to be impressed by Ryan's absolute SLAM DUNK jokes. That OceanGate reference is gonna have me laughing for a week.

    • @jeffbenton6183
      @jeffbenton6183 9 місяців тому +9

      I was half expecting the ScreenRant headline right there... then I realized they don't write about such things (and there still half a video left)

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 9 місяців тому +8

      The OceanGate reference is going to have you laughing? People DIED in that. It's supposed to make you remember how dangerous it is, not to laugh at people's death.

    • @marchdarkenotp3346
      @marchdarkenotp3346 9 місяців тому +23

      @@mystique5113 Those people are not worthy an ounce of sympathy.

    • @mystique5113
      @mystique5113 9 місяців тому +9

      @@marchdarkenotp3346 May same be said of you and yours. Amen.

    • @Dutchy4564
      @Dutchy4564 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@marchdarkenotp3346correction one of those people

  • @nickcrawford2456
    @nickcrawford2456 9 місяців тому +1564

    Sharks in a WWI trench sounds like the perfect prequel to Sharknado. Make it happen, Hollywood!

    • @Soupy_loopy
      @Soupy_loopy 9 місяців тому +24

      Abso-freakin-lutely

    • @7shinta7
      @7shinta7 9 місяців тому +7

      My first thought, too.

    • @Daemonik
      @Daemonik 9 місяців тому +32

      "But the writers are on strike!"
      "Eh, let AI do it. A sharknado prequel isn't that important."
      Result: *Best. Movie. Ever.*

    • @dariakey5318
      @dariakey5318 9 місяців тому +4

      This comment needs more likes

    • @StevieB8363
      @StevieB8363 9 місяців тому +4

      You sir, are a genius.

  • @johnshort5830
    @johnshort5830 9 місяців тому +1903

    Something nuts would have to happen for a kind of mass education on oceanic pressure. Absolute legend.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher 9 місяців тому +70

      Absolutely. This was my favourite.

    • @FrankietheLawDog
      @FrankietheLawDog 9 місяців тому +90

      Wow, wow, wow………wow!

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 9 місяців тому +95

      apparently diving to titanic isnt super easy, barely an inconvenience..........

    • @SilvaaVitor
      @SilvaaVitor 9 місяців тому +32

      I often see people mention "their favorite lines" from Pitch Meetings and I'm like wait how can you decide on just one? And now I get it, this one was actually such a good catch from Ryan, definitely one of the best. I hope the top comments will preserve this with context so people watching 5 years from now will get it too.

    • @ZimCrusher
      @ZimCrusher 9 місяців тому +48

      Even my 6 year old nephew, caught that.
      "Wouldn't they be crushed, like Titanic?"
      ... and yet... The 'writers' want more money, when a 6 year old can point out their mistakes.

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 9 місяців тому +466

    The "Meg in the trenches in WW2 fighting soldiers" idea is so batsht insane that I want to see it.

    • @tommyshelby2787
      @tommyshelby2787 9 місяців тому +11

      Or about a real-life event, about crocodiles eating WW2 soldiers.

    • @danwhite77
      @danwhite77 8 місяців тому +39

      World War One.... that had the trench warfare.

    • @davids2427
      @davids2427 8 місяців тому

      😂me 2 ! 🦈🦈🦈

    • @ccdecc6650
      @ccdecc6650 8 місяців тому +7

      I think that will have to be addressed in Megnado.

    • @Fabian46544
      @Fabian46544 8 місяців тому +1

      @@danwhite77 for some reason I read that in the honest-trailer-guys voice 😂

  • @linzerj9904
    @linzerj9904 9 місяців тому +63

    "Something nuts would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" - that dig at OceanGate was spot on

    • @TuckFwitter
      @TuckFwitter 4 місяці тому +4

      5 months in the future it's funny still

  • @Terrezio
    @Terrezio 9 місяців тому +363

    That titanic submarine reference followed by a “yeyeye!” was gold😂😂

    • @Erick360.
      @Erick360. 9 місяців тому +7

      I paused the video to look for this comment. You did not disappoint.

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 9 місяців тому +1

      Submersible* Different things.

    • @thurin84
      @thurin84 9 місяців тому +7

      but will it hold up to the pressure of public opinion?

    • @Charok1
      @Charok1 9 місяців тому

      yeah, he snuck that sub implosion right in there

    • @Terrezio
      @Terrezio 9 місяців тому +1

      @@englishatheart is a submarine not submersible?🤔😂

  • @siddharthnath7917
    @siddharthnath7917 9 місяців тому +1023

    The subtle nod with the "mass education about oceanic pressures" was perfect and hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @A.G.P.115
      @A.G.P.115 9 місяців тому +12

      Too soon...j/k I smiled 😊

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 9 місяців тому +19

      Mocking tragedy is TIGHT. 🙄

    • @voyceinyourhead
      @voyceinyourhead 9 місяців тому +38

      ​@@favoritemustard3542rich folks went dicking around a mass grave of poor folks. Yeah, not much sympathy to be had

    • @Zerradable
      @Zerradable 9 місяців тому +5

      @@voyceinyourhead well, you seem to have sympathy for the state's tyranny.

    • @itsjezzer
      @itsjezzer 9 місяців тому +25

      @@Zerradable I'm so sorry you got told to wear seatbelts and respect age of consent laws, my dude

  • @matt_rector_media
    @matt_rector_media 9 місяців тому +6

    “Friggin useless thermocline, stupid thermocline!” I’m dead

  • @ChristineMcAvoy
    @ChristineMcAvoy 9 місяців тому +9

    Me watching the movie: They're laughing and drinking on the beach...didn't a bunch of their friends, and a TON of people die?! Oh...this will be in the Pitch Meeting for sure.
    Didn't disappoint.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 9 місяців тому +522

    I was legitimately surprised by just how little shark there was in this shark movie where they tripled the number of sharks from the last one. John Sharkfight barely had anything to do.

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 9 місяців тому +30

      So _that's_ what his name is!

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 9 місяців тому +19

      That is a suitably epic name for a Jason Statham character in a shark movie ♥️

    • @Somnogenesis
      @Somnogenesis 9 місяців тому +17

      @@skunkrat01 I shall be hugely disappointed if it turns out that isn't actually his name now 🤣

    • @diegodelsol1309
      @diegodelsol1309 9 місяців тому +17

      @@Somnogenesis Wel, sorry to say this, but his name is Jonas Sharkfight.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 9 місяців тому +7

      @@diegodelsol1309
      I think you’re misremembering that, getting John Sharkfight mixed up with Jonah in the Bible, and your mind came up with Jonas. It happens.

  • @micahcaraballo5917
    @micahcaraballo5917 9 місяців тому +1006

    I took my 54-year-old mom to see this in theaters, she loves shark movies. And we were both quietly chuckling at all the silly scenarios that were happening throughout the movie 🤣 The first movie was such a “so bad that it’s good” film but this sequel feels like a “so bad that it’s hilariously bad” if that makes sense 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @anakinskywalker0721
      @anakinskywalker0721 9 місяців тому +31

      I didn't finished the movie. Had to walk out. Couldn't take it anymore. 😅

    • @dirkdiggler.
      @dirkdiggler. 9 місяців тому +1

      And for the first time I thought, I have a mom. Not I have a mom with downs

    • @micahcaraballo5917
      @micahcaraballo5917 9 місяців тому +14

      @@anakinskywalker0721 I don’t blame ya, it was pretty bad 🤣 But my Mom and I sat through the whole thing, I kept telling myself: “Do it for the $20 worth of tickets”! 😅

    • @YodaOnABender
      @YodaOnABender 9 місяців тому +30

      I don’t think it’s really “bad”. It’s a dumb movie that knows it’s dumb and so it just has fun with it’s silliness

    • @HariSeldon913
      @HariSeldon913 9 місяців тому +8

      They really should have called in Gamera to help.

  • @larsw3967
    @larsw3967 9 місяців тому +198

    This is EXACTLY how this pitch meeting went.....EXACTLY. I'm absolutely certain about it.

  • @michaelvanburen6010
    @michaelvanburen6010 9 місяців тому +132

    The only reason I hope these movies keep getting made is so I can keep watching pitch meetings.

  • @BronzeBoy520
    @BronzeBoy520 9 місяців тому +564

    When I donated blood at the Red Cross, they offered me a ticket for this movie.
    I said no. That’s how little I wanted to see this film, but am BEYOND HYPED for the pitch meeting.

    • @mantheking
      @mantheking 9 місяців тому +42

      Pitch Meetings and Honest Trailers have brought me to an interesting point, where usually I find myself looking forward more to the Pitch Meeting and Honest Trailer than the actual movie itself.

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 9 місяців тому +8

      calling the Chinese the good guys is kinda pushing it

    • @BronzeBoy520
      @BronzeBoy520 9 місяців тому +20

      @@stellviahohenheim what?

    • @voidaspects9173
      @voidaspects9173 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@stellviahohenheimliterally what on earth...?

    • @somerandomschmuck2547
      @somerandomschmuck2547 9 місяців тому +18

      I mean in theory you could have taken the ticket, gone to the cinema, and then just walk into another theatre that was showing another movie, once you’ve passed the ticket booth and shown that you have a ticket I doubt the the cinema would care unless it’s one of those places that does assigned seats. Even then you could just check online for whatever seats are open right before the film starts.

  • @xingxing0428
    @xingxing0428 9 місяців тому +293

    Off Screen death-initis is a serious Illness the that affects many characters in movies. Thank you Ryan for bringing awareness to this life threatening disease 😞

    • @tophers3756
      @tophers3756 9 місяців тому +41

      The only viable protection is strong plot armor

    • @Iffy350
      @Iffy350 9 місяців тому +9

      I hear cuban gooding jr caught that once.

    • @daredevil6145
      @daredevil6145 9 місяців тому +5

      like Blackfish in GoT

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 9 місяців тому +7

      Let's hope he doesn't suffer from repeatmyjokesbacktomeophobia

    • @prastarkeepers
      @prastarkeepers 9 місяців тому +8

      Shia Labeouf suffered from that less than a month ago.

  • @nexus_of_a_crisis
    @nexus_of_a_crisis 9 місяців тому +7

    “You just made me kind of want to learn how to read.” Now that’s gold!

  • @alongexpectedsoundscape
    @alongexpectedsoundscape 9 місяців тому +191

    You can just feel the progression of excitement and energy in these compared to the older ones and its hilarious and awesome

    • @gojisandhu
      @gojisandhu 9 місяців тому +7

      They descend into madness slowly over time

  • @steveparsons7027
    @steveparsons7027 9 місяців тому +742

    Thank you Ryan and George. You two get along like brothers. Makes watching it, super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @MrSG647
      @MrSG647 9 місяців тому +12

      😂😂

    • @RickJames-wf2rm
      @RickJames-wf2rm 9 місяців тому +8

      No no, us mortals do not engage in such dialect

    • @ctwhiskey3058
      @ctwhiskey3058 9 місяців тому +1

      Oh really?

    • @ninjalectualx
      @ninjalectualx 9 місяців тому

      Which is Ryan and which is George

    • @TheFridge0x
      @TheFridge0x 9 місяців тому

      wait this is twins? well damnnnnn I think they just prestige'd me

  • @SageVallant
    @SageVallant 9 місяців тому +246

    They also had a character's helmet get cracked and slowly implode and they died from being crushed by the pressure like... 20 minutes earlier in the movie before Statham breathes out all the air and goes for a swim.

    • @maxbracegirdle9990
      @maxbracegirdle9990 9 місяців тому +25

      I think they got the idea of him breathing out all the air and being alright from how breathing works in space. You can survive in the vacuum of space for a while if you breathe out all the air in your lungs first. Though if you hold your breath the pressure changes too much and the gas will expand
      So it's not completely out of left field but it's still hella stupid

    • @niceguy191
      @niceguy191 9 місяців тому +53

      ​@@maxbracegirdle9990ignoring that going into space is about one atmosphere of change in pressure, while being 25000ft under seawater is about 750 atmospheres

    • @stevereedatx
      @stevereedatx 9 місяців тому +64

      There’s no pressure Jason Statham can’t handle.

    • @DingbatToast
      @DingbatToast 9 місяців тому +15

      In the vacuum of space, it's not so much about air pressure in your lungs, more that you would lower the boiling point of all the fluids in your body. So all the blood, water etc, would start to boil inside you.

    • @Pepespizzeria1
      @Pepespizzeria1 9 місяців тому +9

      You actually....watched... it?

  • @dimitridehouck9506
    @dimitridehouck9506 9 місяців тому +166

    That Oceangate one literally got me on the floor laughing. Not too soon at all 😂

  • @SKOOKSz
    @SKOOKSz 9 місяців тому +63

    I look forward to new pitch meetings more than the actual movies.

  • @GeoCalifornian
    @GeoCalifornian 9 місяців тому +17

    2:58 “You don’t see fish down here wearing armor do you?” -that was probably the sloppy engineering thinking of OceanGate before their submersible imploded... 😅

  • @ICU-812
    @ICU-812 9 місяців тому +32

    "That doesn't seem physically possible."
    "See the thing about this guy is he's Jason Statham."
    Flawless logic.

  • @justrecentlyi5444
    @justrecentlyi5444 9 місяців тому +18

    For people from a long time in the future, this film (and video) came out not long afer the Oceangate Titan submarine implosion.
    Also, I really enjoyed the "That sounds so... cost-saving" and "How'd you come up with that?" lines, and I hope they get used again.

  • @RafaElorduy
    @RafaElorduy 9 місяців тому +34

    The "something has to happen for people to be massively educated about deep ocean pressure" part just made my life better.

  • @lilyanna2467
    @lilyanna2467 9 місяців тому +657

    We need a pitch meeting for every movie ever made.

    • @obsidianjane4413
      @obsidianjane4413 9 місяців тому +21

      AI Ryan will get right on that.

    • @ORIGINAL_WTF
      @ORIGINAL_WTF 9 місяців тому +36

      Sounds super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @squidmissiletv
      @squidmissiletv 9 місяців тому +22

      Wow wow wow

    • @davidcovington901
      @davidcovington901 9 місяців тому +15

      @@squidmissiletv Wow

    • @johntabler349
      @johntabler349 9 місяців тому +15

      Like one set in 1880 pitching the idea of moving pictures?

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 9 місяців тому +44

    "The Trench" is a reference to where their creativity and writer skill is currently at

    • @0ooTheMAXXoo0
      @0ooTheMAXXoo0 9 місяців тому +1

      This film has been getting good reviews. Silly and bonkers on purpose...

  • @lmn977
    @lmn977 9 місяців тому +27

    They really jumped the shark, in every sense

    • @ablestarofficial8117
      @ablestarofficial8117 2 місяці тому

      For real. One of the worst movies I have ever tried to watch.

  • @Goremize
    @Goremize 9 місяців тому +21

    Mentioning all of us learning about the pressures of water recently is something I was not expecting

  • @HeyHeyChey
    @HeyHeyChey 9 місяців тому +12

    3:06 holy shit, that was absolutely brutal

  • @ceilinh6004
    @ceilinh6004 9 місяців тому +138

    I've actually never heard of the Titan sub, so I believe everything this movie tells me about the survivability of deep sea pressure.

    • @aurea.
      @aurea. 9 місяців тому +9

      Yeyeye

    • @farandr
      @farandr 9 місяців тому +6

      They just didn't know air was the issue, not the overwhelming crushing force of gravity.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 9 місяців тому +1

      Wait, no one mentioned the Titan sub, how did you know the name of the event being referenced if you never heard of it before?
      oooh, busted! I'm telling Mom!

  • @tatsuuuuuu
    @tatsuuuuuu 9 місяців тому +3

    I thought the allusion to the Titan sub implosion would be the end and cutaway to article with how good that setup and punchline was xD

  • @DavidCousens
    @DavidCousens 9 місяців тому +17

    The delivery on “These are based on BOOKS?!?” Was absolutely perfect! (I’ve never thought I’d empathise with Producer Guy so strongly!)

  • @johnathanfuentes5158
    @johnathanfuentes5158 9 місяців тому +575

    Not going to lie, the black dude being prepared after surviving a horror esc event was refreshing. Learned how to swim, trained himself, and armed himself because he didn’t know what to expect. Dude became my favorite character

    • @jybrokenhearted
      @jybrokenhearted 9 місяців тому +27

      Knowing how to swim didn't help Obama's chef

    • @doriantaylor887
      @doriantaylor887 9 місяців тому +19

      ​@@jybrokenheartedObama's chef knew how to swim.. there's videos of it

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 9 місяців тому

      Did he die?

    • @CasepbX
      @CasepbX 9 місяців тому +2

      Did that really happen or did you just make it up?

    • @uhiuhik
      @uhiuhik 9 місяців тому +8

      Page Kennedy is woefully underrated. ✌️

  • @SonicKing84
    @SonicKing84 9 місяців тому +92

    I've never been more whiplashed in a pitch meeting...how the hell did this come from a book series?!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 9 місяців тому +11

      It'd make a great Pop-Up Book🤣

  • @DillishUs
    @DillishUs 9 місяців тому +56

    The MEG was a surprisingly good book my dad and I bonded over back in middle school, & our whole family was obsessed with movie when it came out. THANK YOU for publicizing that there's a book!

  • @xellios
    @xellios 9 місяців тому +16

    I absolutely love this series. I can't be the only one that wants to see Pitch Meetings for the Saw movies. Maybe not every single one of them but a few would be great.

  • @Quetzal00358
    @Quetzal00358 9 місяців тому +292

    Please do a Pitch Meeting for National Treasure! I feel like it’s the perfect movie for a Pitch Meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 9 місяців тому +8

      Yes... what do u think of my suggestions? I've been asking for months to no response 😕...
      Superman with Christopher Reeve all 4 including the hit TV show SUPERMAN AND LOIS on the CW network! It's actually really good!
      Psycho movies all 4
      Footloose (1984)
      Karate Kid (all)
      Titanic and Cat in the Hat.... with both versions of THE THING if he can't then John Carpenters THE THING
      Outter Banks as well as Unbrella Academy!
      Copy and paste soo Ryan can see and we can have fun going to the past!!

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 9 місяців тому +9

      Any movie is perfect for pitch meeting

    • @jhammond1978
      @jhammond1978 9 місяців тому +1

      @@iamme25yago right!

    • @mmack66
      @mmack66 9 місяців тому +10

      @@InsertCreativeusername_ Schindler's List probably isn't.

    • @88porpoise
      @88porpoise 9 місяців тому +10

      ​@@InsertCreativeusername_Some are more perfect than others. National Treasure seems like it would be exceptionally perfect.
      It is a really fun movie while being absurd with lots of stupidity.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam 9 місяців тому +431

    Jason Statham being a 50 ft shark killer is one of the most majestic cinematic moments

    • @danallison8745
      @danallison8745 9 місяців тому +37

      He is only 5’2” ; )

    • @gamebawesome
      @gamebawesome 9 місяців тому +7

      It was one of the most moments in cinema history

    • @im3phirebird81
      @im3phirebird81 9 місяців тому +27

      @@danallison8745 Misunderstanding another person't comment on purpose
      a) is tight
      b) is super easy, barely an inconvenience
      c) saves you money in the special effects department

    • @esra_erimez
      @esra_erimez 9 місяців тому

      Are you certain?

    • @fahrenheit1522
      @fahrenheit1522 9 місяців тому

      Can I say your name ?

  • @jamesosullivan7969
    @jamesosullivan7969 9 місяців тому +3

    "mass education on oceanic pressure" might be funniest line from this entire series! Tragic but hilariously used here.

  • @AlexLee-dc2vb
    @AlexLee-dc2vb 9 місяців тому +2

    that bit about Ocean Gate was genius

  • @LordMaric
    @LordMaric 9 місяців тому +339

    So nice of Ryan to let us know about his break! He even spoken like 10 words after it started! Trully a man commited to his audience!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 9 місяців тому +15

      And he even stared silently after the break, truly the youtuber of all time

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 9 місяців тому

      Union bureaucracy is a bitch!

    • @jw8160
      @jw8160 9 місяців тому +4

      One small problem, his watch is fast. He still had 3 minutes until his break time. His manager with the big mustache is going to be upset.

    • @brezzendorf
      @brezzendorf 9 місяців тому

      Often happened to a wife character in an action movie

    • @BarzulRei
      @BarzulRei 9 місяців тому +1

      He really should get something to eat on his break, he works too hard not to eat something, just standing there staring off into space is probably not the best use of his personal time.

  • @Hykje
    @Hykje 9 місяців тому +21

    Every plot point made me go "WTF are you kidding me".

  • @Arcessitor
    @Arcessitor 9 місяців тому +74

    I don't think I've seen a pitch meeting where the two characters interact so smoothly with each other before. Is that just me. This script and mannerisms and the way they cut into each other just seems smoother in this one somehow.

  • @SweboySMM2
    @SweboySMM2 9 місяців тому +18

    I hope he continues with the audible books concept. Sounds like a solid idea!

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 9 місяців тому +1

      They need to make a movie about explaining the thought processes that go into making movies. Then write a book about it, so I can hear someone read it to me

  • @darthvirgin7157
    @darthvirgin7157 9 місяців тому +5

    3:03
    even Oceangate doesn’t escape the pitch snark.

  • @klchu
    @klchu 9 місяців тому +49

    Sometimes it's better to never see the movie and only the Pitch Meeting.

    • @perniciouspete4986
      @perniciouspete4986 9 місяців тому +10

      It's almost always better nowadays.

    • @TheRealLtrain
      @TheRealLtrain 9 місяців тому

      *all times

    • @3dartstudio007
      @3dartstudio007 9 місяців тому +1

      I would buy tickets to a movie theatre to see see "Ryan Pitches Movies!!" They don't even have to make the movie, save TONS in CGI costs and create a WAY better product I would LOVE! Win win!

    • @Zero_Ninety
      @Zero_Ninety 9 місяців тому +1

      People see the movies?

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 9 місяців тому

      It's saddest when i have to avoid the pitch meeting because i want to see the movie and these are full of spoilers

  • @GeneDarrTV
    @GeneDarrTV 9 місяців тому +18

    Ryan seemed to have more fun with this one than usual 😄

  • @deinoswiz1
    @deinoswiz1 9 місяців тому +14

    The Pitch Meeting, Honest Trailers, and Everything Wrong With really give perfect movie analysis. So professionally done, and these videos just show true thoughts. The movies are now just leaching off past movies which are following movies that tried to copy original movies and books. Perfect analogy is a soda with no ice cubs, to then having a cube added progressively. That soda is going to water down and loose its strength.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 9 місяців тому +2

      Every movie is based off of a past movie. If you mean all they are doing is making sequels, than they would be the executives at these companies fault. However as is the case with Video Games, moves will never get better, until people start only giving money to movies that have earned their money. The fact that Disney is still making money on some of their movies, has shown me, that I overestimated the intellect level of people. I mean why support a film created with an intricate plot, really well thought out characters, and an amazing score done by an award winning orchestra, when we can watch people fart on strangers... I... just want to die.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr 7 місяців тому +2

      Cinamasins is horrid. Unfunny jokes constantly and counting it as a "sin"

    • @sosayweall_jpg
      @sosayweall_jpg 3 місяці тому

      Honest trailers is fine, not quite as good as pitch meetings but cinema sins is absolutely goddawful. poor planned, edited, voiced, everything. check out Shaun's takedown of them, it's extremely comprehensive.

  • @willstrickland9952
    @willstrickland9952 9 місяців тому +14

    The ocean gate joke was perfect 😂😂

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 9 місяців тому +10

    “Glad you were able to hear me but don’t steal my idea you son of uh gun” 💀💀💀

  • @2nd3rd1st
    @2nd3rd1st 9 місяців тому +3

    Pronouncing Jason Statham with a soft TH is the ultimate roast.

  • @timopper5488
    @timopper5488 9 місяців тому +53

    You really nailed it with the human conflict versus shark action. I really enjoyed the first movie, so I was pretty excited to see this one, expecting much more of the last part of the movie which was PROMINENTLY presented in the trailer.

    • @moretac
      @moretac 8 місяців тому +4

      But that last part on fun island was so insane and over the top that I still came away pretty entertained and satisfied with the movie.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 8 місяців тому +2

      @@moretac
      Oh no doubt!! I just wish that much more of the movie took place there.

    • @maxshepherd4855
      @maxshepherd4855 4 місяці тому

      there was literally more shark screentime in this one than the first.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 4 місяці тому

      @@maxshepherd4855
      I’ll take your word on that, but clearly it wasn’t dispersed very well throughout.

  • @nugget3687
    @nugget3687 9 місяців тому +35

    What's even the point of having mech suits that give you super strength in a movie with giant sharks if you don't use them to actually fight the sharks?!

    • @specialk5523
      @specialk5523 9 місяців тому

      Or for, you know, walking around a base with potential bad guys, using them to lift doors open, and maybe refill the air tanks because the bad guys wore them too so they had to have a way to do that, just…. Such wasted power.

  • @troglodytezero1697
    @troglodytezero1697 9 місяців тому +71

    Man Jason must have a solid fan base to keep getting theater gigs.

    • @frenchyroastify
      @frenchyroastify 9 місяців тому +5

      Your comment made made me Google -Jason Statham / cologne-. Yep, It's called "Terre d'Hermes". Probably huge in China.

    • @leonardebron6032
      @leonardebron6032 9 місяців тому +11

      He’s a phenomenal actor, regardless of script.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 9 місяців тому

      Yeah

    • @thathorrorguy1974
      @thathorrorguy1974 9 місяців тому +16

      Jason Statham makes me wanna watch movies I never cared to know exist because anything he's in is always fun to watch

    • @RPGeek
      @RPGeek 9 місяців тому

      Movies like this is just a money laundering scheme for producers. Doesn't matter if they make any money, they already did

  • @Empisee
    @Empisee 9 місяців тому +18

    I spent most of my time watching this movie thinking of how Ryan would present its pitch meeting.

  • @jackrendall4013
    @jackrendall4013 9 місяців тому +7

    This is definitely my favorite pitch meeting in a while! Keep up the good work Ryan 👍

  • @No-onesgayformoleman
    @No-onesgayformoleman 9 місяців тому +73

    Ryan: Can I do an oceangate reference without being disrespectful?
    Also Ryan: Super easy, barely and inconvenience

    • @neo-filthyfrank1347
      @neo-filthyfrank1347 9 місяців тому +5

      being disrespectful is good, stop worshipping dullness

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 9 місяців тому

      As if any joke isn't immediately disrespectful to the dead. Stop trying to make comedy nice. It doesn't need to be nice.

    • @No-onesgayformoleman
      @No-onesgayformoleman 9 місяців тому

      @Arcessitor Geesus, whats wrong with you pansies? I just wanted to use a Ryan meme. Fuck the Sub victims.

    • @Dvailen
      @Dvailen 9 місяців тому

      @@Arcessitor They went in ignoring every single warning they were given. To say it's disrespectful to joke about it is disrespectful to the word "disrespectful".

  • @chrisrosa4393
    @chrisrosa4393 9 місяців тому +106

    Kudos to keeping up with current events and tying in that “ Mass education on oceanic pressure” reference. Honestly many ppl were talking about that specific scene in the movie and likely many of them only knew it was wrong BC of that event 💯

    • @englishatheart
      @englishatheart 9 місяців тому

      People* Using actual words is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 9 місяців тому +7

      @@englishatheart correcting grammar under UA-cam comments..NOT super easy…but barely an inconvenience if you’ve got nothing else to do ☝🏽🥴

    • @JamesLacroixx
      @JamesLacroixx 9 місяців тому +3

      @@chrisrosa4393 I would say it IS super easy but it's definitely NOT *tight*.
      Pretty sure people write 'ppl' because they just want to and not because they didn't know you could write the word 'people' lmao

    • @Arcessitor
      @Arcessitor 9 місяців тому

      Kudos for being aware of the biggest news event of current year? Really?

    • @chrisrosa4393
      @chrisrosa4393 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Arcessitor the people burning in Hawaii would beg to differ…
      Ykno…96 dead and untold amount missing while the fires are still burning after days..I’d say that’s much bigger news than a missing sub of 5 ppl yeah?

  • @perfectsoulmates2023
    @perfectsoulmates2023 9 місяців тому +11

    ☀️ You can clearly see how HAPPY Ryan is in this video 🙌🏼

  • @jamesr8473
    @jamesr8473 9 місяців тому +40

    Hard to believe writers are concerned their jobs are at risk of being taken over by Artificial Intelligence when such cinematic masterpieces are created

    • @phenel
      @phenel 9 місяців тому +6

      hard to believe they think that they're deserving of more money, so much so that they're on strike when such masterpieces exist.

    • @EWSwot
      @EWSwot 9 місяців тому

      Hard to believe corporations are attempting to make more money by abusing their workers and changing the terms of the industry.

    • @shanna864
      @shanna864 9 місяців тому +2

      Better movies don’t get greenlit

    • @daniel4647
      @daniel4647 9 місяців тому +2

      @@phenel Best time to go on strike is when you can easily just be replaced by a machine /s

  • @bestintheband5114
    @bestintheband5114 9 місяців тому +6

    "Something NUTS would have to happen for a mass education on oceanic pressure" 💀

  • @wutthabuck8772
    @wutthabuck8772 9 місяців тому +25

    Jason Statham fighting Mega sharks & dinosaurs is TIGHT !

  • @rise4811
    @rise4811 9 місяців тому +7

    “Wait, what has a crack in it?” 😂😂😂 Ryan never fails to *crack* me up.

  • @nekograce7914
    @nekograce7914 9 місяців тому +1

    Back in the early 2000s we used to go to the lake a lot and I have thalassophobia so all of my arms and legs need to be out of the water when floating. It’s in my head I know. So at target I found this MASSIVE float that fit 3 adults easy possibly 4, and it had a name. It’s name: FUN ISLAND 🏝️. I hadn’t thought about it in years until this moment lol 😂

  • @pon3d120
    @pon3d120 9 місяців тому +12

    That World War 1 idea actually sounds incredible.

  • @jonathanbrown7917
    @jonathanbrown7917 9 місяців тому +37

    As someone who has audibly listened to a book in the Megverse that joke hit home haha

  • @bagpussmacfarlan9008
    @bagpussmacfarlan9008 8 місяців тому +5

    Just watched this and was desperately hoping there was a pitch meeting...nailed it totally 😁

  • @SirWise23
    @SirWise23 9 місяців тому +2

    I Iove this channel. I look forward to these every week. I do have one curiosity. Is there any movie that you have not done because you personally love the movie so much that you can't joke about it?

  • @JohannyM
    @JohannyM 9 місяців тому +22

    I remember watching this movie when it came out and when the Meg in captivity escape the first thing that came to my mind was the screen writer guy saying "that was super easy barely an inconvenience"

  • @CoffeeForAll
    @CoffeeForAll 9 місяців тому +65

    I still don’t understand how you managed to sneak hidden cameras into all these studio meetings.

  • @jeffkadlec8264
    @jeffkadlec8264 9 місяців тому

    Great, as always!!!
    And LOVING your out-ro's!!

  • @sonofsun1320
    @sonofsun1320 8 місяців тому +1

    It’s the greatest of good signs when all of the best comedy is original content not derived from explaining the plot. Fantastic stuff!

  • @RideTheTeacups
    @RideTheTeacups 9 місяців тому +5

    “Offscreen Deathonitis” is my new favorite thing ever!!! 🎉😂😂

    • @TrueLegateDamar
      @TrueLegateDamar 9 місяців тому +1

      It's even funnier knowing it was solely because the actress got into legal trouble with Chinese authorities and outright disappeared for a while.

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 9 місяців тому +23

    They really jumped the shark on this one.

  • @samuel3176
    @samuel3176 9 місяців тому +2

    Offscreen deathanitis 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    That one sent me

  • @LeonBosset
    @LeonBosset 9 місяців тому +1

    Wonderfully clever how you fit Oceanic in this video.

  • @cajunguy6502
    @cajunguy6502 9 місяців тому +53

    This actually makes the movie sound better than I thought it would be.

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 9 місяців тому +58

    I love learning new things, such as this movie's existence - I legit had no idea about it until this video!

  • @jamaldowner
    @jamaldowner 9 місяців тому +14

    This channel has literally saved me thousands of dollars and dozens of hours worth of time.

  • @zeke6099
    @zeke6099 7 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for doing these, Ryan. We need more creators who have fun with their content, way more than we need content on a perfect schedule.

  • @guyvizard549
    @guyvizard549 9 місяців тому +67

    I 100% believe this is exactly how the actual pitch went down, verbatim.

    • @8584zender
      @8584zender 9 місяців тому +1

      Maybe a little more from the studio head pushing for writing, plot points and marketing targeted to the Asian market.

    • @hfbvmARF
      @hfbvmARF 9 місяців тому

      @@8584zender The movie is so weird, the antagonists are Sharks, dinosaurs, Kraken and terrorists. Its like a free for all the whole movie.

  • @LynMa80
    @LynMa80 9 місяців тому +5

    I love how everybody runs TOWARDS the water on the beaches panic scenes XD

  • @TheMonkeyMedicine
    @TheMonkeyMedicine 9 місяців тому

    You are brilliant! You and your staff and coworkers.

  • @mugflub
    @mugflub 3 місяці тому

    I am so grateful you continue to make these. I can never get enough.

  • @jon_ovo3653
    @jon_ovo3653 9 місяців тому +4

    Lmfao referencing ocean gate non directly is tight 😂😂😂

  • @SwannSac
    @SwannSac 9 місяців тому +10

    these pitch meetings have become a god send for me, i work at a movie theater so its kinda nice to get a synopsis so i dont sound completely stupid talking to customers when they leave since i dont wanna watch these movies.

  • @ataldr4802
    @ataldr4802 9 місяців тому

    This is one of my favorites pitch meetings

  • @victhorrez431
    @victhorrez431 6 місяців тому

    Thanks for all your GREAT videos!

  • @connermcginnis
    @connermcginnis 9 місяців тому +42

    This actually made me want to see the movie more than any other pitch meeting in pitch meeting history

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 9 місяців тому +7

      You were sold after finding out there's almost no Meg stuff?

    • @connermcginnis
      @connermcginnis 9 місяців тому +5

      @@muskyoxes exactly!

    • @noahboss5617
      @noahboss5617 9 місяців тому

      Male lead literally melee kill a Meg.
      Stupid logicw but enjoyable movie to watch if you tolerate those

  • @nickholcomb2220
    @nickholcomb2220 9 місяців тому +28

    Casually withstanding the entire weight of the ocean at that size is genuinely like some Omni Man level of durability feat that these suits are apparently capable of lmao

    • @SupremeGreatGrandmaster
      @SupremeGreatGrandmaster 9 місяців тому +11

      Jason isn't even wearing one of the suits when he goes swimming 25,000 feet below sea level.

    • @muskyoxes
      @muskyoxes 9 місяців тому +3

      But deep sea fish don't have armor, right? Right?

  • @roy5815
    @roy5815 9 місяців тому +11

    Ryan makes such clever jokes, you just wanna take notes and replay that thing a few times before you even consider laughing cz they are such works of arts

  • @FloydSamson
    @FloydSamson 9 місяців тому +2

    This movie to me was what cinema is all about. It's a ton of fun.