Moonfall Pitch Meeting
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2022
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With movies like Independence Day, Godzilla, 2012 and more under his belt, Roland Emmerich has solidified himself as the king of blowing up the Earth on film. His latest movie takes the over-the-topness to a whole new level with Moonfall, the movie where the moon falls.
Moonfall definitely raises a few questions. Like why is there so much IBS talk? Why doesn’t anyone seem overly panicked about the massive disasters happening right in frontg of them? Why did they immediately send away all the space experts before exploring their options. Did they helicopter fly INTO that wave? NASA gave up on saving the planet because of budgets? How fast does that Lexus sport mode go?!
To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Moonfall! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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The writing in this one makes Sharknado seem like a documentary.
Please, that's a masterpiece compared to this film.
The movie or the video? Because the Sharknado Pitch Meeting is currently my all-time favorite.
"WE NEED TO NUKE THE MOON!!!!"
Where were you when the Sharknado happened?
I think the important thing is Ryan's pronunciation of the L in Calm
To be fair, the “we stopped the project that will save the world because of budgetary concerns” is probably the most realistic part of the movie
Don't look up vibes
Seriously. Lol
Which is concerning, still waiting when scientists go full dono/patreon mode, then again maybe even that isn't enough money.
Then you have no idea how governments works.
No it is not.America spent billions to spite the soviets in the 60s,an even greater proganda victory would get any money it needed.
"I'm a professional screenwriter. "
That was much funnier than it should have been.
"Any man who needs to say that he's a professional screenwriter is not a professional screenwriter" - Tywin Lannister
He’s sure as shooting not an astrophysicist
Comedy is 90% delivery.
I was dying hearing that
It’s not only what he said but also the way he said it
"I'm a professional screenwriter"
This needs to be in more pitch meetings
exactly, this line is so good
Lol true
My favourite one comes from some of Twilight PMs:
"I'm a writer!"
"I guess you kinda are"
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: "Nobody knows who the Powerbroker is... that's a big twist I wrote!"
Yes
This movie is insane. Not only is every person acting like the world falling apart as the moon hurdles toward it is just a minor inconvenience, but both of the main characters’ kids were basically just like.. left behind by their parents to die in the apocalypse
ooh, leaving your kids to die in apocalypse is TIGHT
“Oh, whoops!”
@@ShiningDarknes "whoopsie"
Honestly, I feel like no characters in this movie had literally any care
Kinda doubt parental supervision would save them from a moon-apocalypse.
This is the kind of movie I love to experience by listening to others talk about it, rather than by watching it myself
Same.💯💯
It's OK nothing I would pay for.
That describes so many movies people try to get me to watch
I've been choosing to do that with quite a few modern films. I'd rather come here and have it pulled apart. This way I get to enjoy the movie and save a bunch of time.
What the shitty kind? 😂 same…
"Peek-a-boo moons are tight!" That just made my day. Also, "Chekov's bowel movement", genius.
Foreshadowed bowel movements are tight!
@@makarabaduk1754 They're actually quite loose lols!
The movie goes full Local 58.
IBS in a space suit would really suck
I read that as "Peek-a-boo moms are tight!"
😂😂😂
"They team up with the moon?" has to be one of my favourite lines from Pitch Meeting ever.
and a very helpful peek a boo moon it is.
Moonfall is for people who find the Fast and Furious franchise too grounded and sensible.
Moonfall is what happens when the script for Fast and Furious 12 leaks ahead of schedule.
They couldn't go to the moon due to copyright concerns so they brought the moon to earth!
The 'most underrated comment' award definitely belongs here
The moon is no match for FAMIlY!
@@poppy87 Unless you're a step-dad, in which case you're a dead man walking or, er, riding I guess.
You know... at some point I thought of writing movies, but told myself "forget it, you'll probably never write something that'll make it to theaters..." and after hearing the plot for this movie I realized no matter how stupid an idea might be you can find someone to fund it, so I'm starting my script this weekend, wish me luck
Now you can be a professional screenwriter too!
Good luck!
Just remember when anybody starts poking holes in your story to keep shouting " I'm a professional Screenwriter!"
Best of luck 🤞 😂
Writing movie scripts is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Things I """""LOVE"""" about movies involving space in a modern day setting, a list:
1) NASA is obviously totally part of the military and always involves the military all the time
2) nobody knows how orbital mechanics work and THAT'S OKAY.
3) the most valuable person for your space mission will ALWAYS be the guy with the least amount of time clocked in actual space. Oh and retired, he's gotta be retired. Y'know, at the end of the day, space missions and unclogging a kitchen sink are basically the same thing.
4) whenever people think conventional nukes represent any amount of a fraction of a fraction of significant force compared to the vast scale and power of enormous celestial objects...they're TOTALLY right!
5) We must ALWAYS use a space shuttle for our mission, I don't fucking care that they've been decommissioned for over a decade and were both incredibly inefficient and way way more expensive than modern rockets, and I ESPECIALLY don't care that all the shuttle parts have already been turned into the SLS, fuck it, we're choosing the motherfucking space shuttle, you shut your fucking mouth about it
Oh yeah and my bonus favorite: unhinged conspiracy guy who's right actually. How can you not love the endearing personality of a paranoid asshole whose beliefs and motives stem entirely from unfalsiable, unscientific, wild speculations that were clearly developed around a personal agenda, but none of that matters because it turns out he's right accidentally! That means, by default, he's right on purpose too! So all his ideas are A-OKAY! He gets a ride on the redemption arc for free!
@@z-beeblebrox If there's ever a conspiracy theorist main character, everything they say and predict will be correct 100% of the time.
Tbf the space shuttles look dope.
This comment is both entertaining and educational
And IRL launches get scrubbed and delayed all the time for leaky valves and whatever little problems might be present. SLS has been building for a decade and is now rolling in and out of the VAB for ever so small check ups. But, yeah, lets take a Space Shuttle (which even in its best days was a ticking time bomb) out of a museum, slap a tank and boosters on it that some guy probably had lying around in his back yard, and just launch it. What could go wrong. Every piece in a museum is 100% functional.
Holy crap I did not expect this movie to be THAT crazy. It doesn’t jump the shark, it jumps the freakin’ Moon.
A cow?
That makes sense.
It jumps the sharknado, so to speak.
I really like how in this one you can FEEL the pain in Ryan’s voice in some of the lines. You can get a real sense of how badly it hurt him to have to watch this movie. We appreciate your sacrifice, sir.
Many prayers for Ryan and Epic Voice Guy (Honest Trailers) during this difficult time. 😔🙏🏾
He didn't watch the movie. Most if not all of these are written by some joo writer's. Ryan's just some dee bag reading for an audience of dee bag's like yourself.
It was in fact super easy, barely an inconvenience! ...No? Okay.
@@samiraperi467 It's still not cool how he supports gRape and animal abuse.
“I’m a professional screenwriter,” wipes away a tear.
"I'm a professional screenwriter"
I still can't believe this was in fact written by a professional screenwriter
he just wants to let you know
I can't beleive somebody actually got paid for this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Most people don't understand what "professional" means. It means you are paid to do it, that makes it your profession. So, even if that screenwriter ONLY wrote this, and got paid to write it, he's a "professional screenwriter". Decades ago, an associate of mine paid me to accompany him because I was a far better fighter than him and anyone else he knew and I had the time. So, I can put on my resume my time as a professional: security guard, bodyguard, safety specialist, security specialist, security consultant, personal trainer, etc. I've also done these jobs via on-the-job training and did them competently so I was also a professional: cook, plumber, electrician, carpenter, roofer, tile/rug installer, painter, sider, home improvement specialist, cobbler (that's a shoe person), mason, mechanic, draper, gunsmith, locksmith, security specialist, computer scientist, machinist, forklift operator, welder, troubleshooter (former burglary skills applied via my shady days), forensic lab technician, accountant, bookie (don't ask), courier, colorist, efficiency expert, bricklayer (related to the mason one), baker, short-order chef/fry cook (related to cook), butcher, dishwasher, manager, tailor, jeweler, paperboy, legal aid, legal advisor, researcher (a wide variety of those), political scientist, recruiter, etc.
My list isn't impressive. I'm old.
Also, when people justify what they do as their profession... it doesn't carry the weight it used to. Professionals used to be the standard of who is an expert. Most who professionally did their thing were experts and they could boast about it. That hasn't been the case in over a generation now save for mere bragging rights. Think about everything you were ever paid to do and did it competently enough to be paid to do it, get paid at least once. Literally everything and anything you were paid to do... even once... and that makes you a professional practitioner of that activity. If you start writing those down, you will see you are a "professional" (insert paid job here) for many things. If your list is short, you are probably young and-or had a very stable life... no shame in that. I'm actually envious of you if you are either, especially if both... but I digress.
I did do the f^ck-you a few times by boasting that I was a professional in some things to deflate people arguing against me more than a few times, I admit. I'm not proud of that but when I played that card it was to deflate someone stupid/ignorant enough to find that to be a valid point. The only trolls to rail against that were people who generally sat at home watching things and believed that to be a form of life experience. Believe it or not, those trolls are a growing per-capita number of people who are being seen as people actually experiencing life. Think about that for a bit and then be terrified of the future.
@@That80sGuy1972 interesting
Well you, my friend, must not have watched movies for the last 20 years lol
" I'm a professional screenwriter" - I laughed so hard that I peed a little.
Laughing till you pee is tight
This was a really great Pitch Meeting but there was one major unanswered question:
Was the moon jellicle?
Jellicle moons are tight!
- hey, somebody had to say it
"Oh, a very jellicle moon!"
"We're putting spoilers right in the title now?"
It's not a big deal. They find Nemo.
And Dory too
The Rugrats go to Paris.
And the Jedi return after the Empire striked back!
@EpicNinjaEJ Plus Spider-Man was for from Home.
And they saved Private Ryan
the incredibly mocking "I'm a professional screenwriter" had me in tears
I can’t believe this movie even exists, it’s the maybe most insane thing that took itself 100% seriously that I’ve ever seen.
Making a pitch meeting shorter than the entire duration of the film itself must’ve been the opposite of super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This was definitely one of the movies of all time
*moonvies
"Didn't billions of people die?"
"Yeah, but not a lot of the people we were following, except for a step-dad."
Quentin Tarantino has his love of feet, and Roland Emmerich has his hatred of step-dads.
And presidents
Wait... that was Emmerich?
What the hell happenes to hjm?
😂 I learned this tidbit from the _Moon Fall_ Honest Trailer. Didn't know about the President's one, though. 🤣
@@averageant7173 Which movies?
The stepdad in 2012 wasn’t dead for 20 minutes before Amanda Peet was back eye fucking John Cusack
So many good lines in this one.
“Chekov’s bowel”
“I’m a professional screenwriter.”
"I don't think those are operational...but they *might* be" was my fave by far!
Peekaboo moons are tight 😂😂😂
My fav "What kind of dump we're talking about? I want to know more about this dump"
I would have gone with Chekhov’s Butt.
Yeah, I'm sad that not enough people will understand "Chekov's bowel". It's simple but brilliant.
This is my favorite one! Come back to it almost weekly lol.
“Chekhov’s bowel”
“Nuke the moon”
“Peekaboo moons”
So many more!
Sniper moons are also tight (from the PotC Pitch Meeting)-I’m just here to learn about lunar variants
Proud to say my wife and I were $20 of that initial box office. This movie was insane from start to end and left me so many terrible quotes. We still will shout "what about the potatoes?" at each other when someone is being ridiculous nearby.
Moonfall is undeniably one of the movies of all time
🤣🤣
blood
Along with Morbius
@@Breadfan00 absolutely. Morbius is a movie of all time without a doubt.
@@Breadfan00 yep. Moonfall is the second movie of all time
“Chekhov’s bowel” is literally the greatest thing ive ever heard.
You *are* a professional screenwriter!
I was honestly surprised he didn't come right out and say that the main character and the moon have IBS in common, what with the big dump the moon takes. The moon and this guy with IBS were meant to be together.
So the moon has his conscious inside now, that means, moon has IBS?
@@user-xx6vy9ri8p IBS is TIGHT!!
Chekhov's Rectum
Amen! lol
Gotta say, love seeing the evolution of this channel, the acting, the voices, the presenter , the exec's and the perfectly anticipated catch phrases. Your channel it tight!
You have lifted me out of more than a few funks when I needed it and I just have to say, keep it up and thank you so much. LOVE this content.
Ryan usually saves us from bad movies, but this is the first time I've wanted to see a movie after the Pitch Meeting treatment. Bad sci-fi is right up my alley! Thanks, Ryan!
I loved it. 👍
It was so ridiculous that you have to wonder if they didn't set out to make a "it's so bad it's good" movie. Totally worth it.
When you’re more excited for the Pitch Meeting than the movie itself 😆
That's Moonfall for ya.
And it's usually better.
You mean every pitch meeting?
Definitely
Hadn't even heard of this thing, but came for the pitch immediately.
The desperation in “I’m a professional screenwriter!” is palpable. 🤣
I thought I was the only one who picks up on that. He's really good with subtle sounds, like when he sobs/cries. Hahaha
I cracked up at that. It was one of the times where I did a quick rewind. This guy is so damn good at his comedic delivery.
Ryan's ability to consistently get laughs out of the catchphrases, even though you KNOW they're coming, is pure genius. I can't think of any other comedy show/channel/concept, with maybe the exception of Arrested Development, that is able to pull this off to such tremendous effect.
This writing of this movie…it’s incredible. Must have been super easy. Some might say barely an inconvenience
"That's the plan. Blow up the moon with a nuclear bomb - I'm a professional screenwriter"
One of the best quotes I've heard in a long time.
Ryan just IBS’d over the entire profession. And boy, do they deserve it for the trash they colonically create
I mean there was that president that briefly floated the idea of using a nuke against a storm.....this doesn't seem too far out there to me.
You can feel how much it offends him that it got approved.
Definitely
"The moon is rising, gravity is going to go crazy!"
I love these movies where it's always some "crazy" person that notices things like THE MOON CHANGING ITS ORBIT instead of the hundreds-thousands of scientists whose literal jobs it is to track that stuff.
The best part is…in the movie, NASA *did* already notice. The fact that the crazy IBS conspiracy theorist discovered it, too, was totally superfluous. Just like everything else in the script.
Gotta validate the fringe conspiracy theorist crowd, otherwise who would go see this dumpster fire of a movie?
Blame Jaws. It set the template for that whole trope. But I'd love someone to pitch right in and tell me an earlier movie when it happened...
@@dnannery Not only did NASA already know about it, but the conspiracy guy literally printed someone else's data, which he had nothing to do with. Unless I missed a detail (and if I did, oh well, I'm not watching this movie again), he had absolutely no role in discovering the moon's modified orbit.
Yeah, I can buy it if the thing a distant star. At least I could suspend disbelief for that but like..its the moon. Its right there. You don't need a super powerful NASA telescope to notice, you...you just angle your head up and hey, look at that, the moons moving
More people have seen this pitch meeting than the actual movie
the whole watching the gravity wave thing reminds me of of tourists here in lousiana who will grab a few lawn chairs and a case of beer, then drive down to a leevee to watch the hurricanes make landfall regardless of what category.
My favourite part of the film was when Halle Berry used a sextant, a navigational tool that uses the horizon and a celestial body to determine latitude and longitude, to navigate through space. What she uses as a horizon, and how latitude and logitude are relevant in space exploration, are beyond me.
Super easy, just get all the way off my back about that.
@@Soupy_loopy Oh, let me get off that thing then.
@@peteoconnor6388 Ooopse
Halle Barry and a sextant. That sounds like a typo in the script. It was supposed to be Hally Barry having sex in a tent.
SCIENCE!!!
“Chekhov’s Bowel” is one of the funniest damn things I’ve ever heard, and Ryan’s delivery was flawless.
I can't breathe 😂😂
That part had me laughing my arse off. Amazing 😂
I don't get it
@@cipherxen2 A 'Chekhov's gun' is any element of a story that is insignificant when it is introduced but is important to the plot later.
I died lmao
5:04 i am dead 💀
I knew this movie was going to be GREAT, watched it just to watch the picthmeeting and came right here after finishing it. Never disappointed!
This is how I watch most movies these day's. It saves on time and actually having to care about the characters or story.
Yes. For me it's Pitch meetings, Cinemasins and Honest trailers.
Ryan is one of the top 3, at the very least.
One love ❤️
And less pedantic than Cinemasins
I find it a great way to find out if the movie is good
So u dont actually watch movies
We are really living in a golden age of other people watching garbage so we don't have to!
"They team up with the moon?"
LMAO.
I love how the Producer in this episode was actually the voice of reason as the Screenwriter was pitching.
Actually, the Producer IS usually the voice of reason in these sketches. He is asking, "So the guy is just going to do *insert crazy thing*?" and the Screenwriter tells him it's in the script, so there.
It tends to go back and forth.
@cigardoug and @buzzy bland,
Yes it does go back and forth. I remember in the early days of the channel the Producer guy would be excited about making money suggest ridiculous ideas from out of place commercials, crossovers, sequels, merchandising and Screenwriter is the one who would be the voice of reason in such cases
@@ArmyWolves I guess there is a limit to insanity. Even if... MONEY.
@@CigarDoug
LoL. But even when things get too crazy and ProducerGuy objects the ScreenwriterGuy usually wins him over by casually responding, "But this will make a ton of money," and ScreenwriterGuy excitedly replies, "Oh... making money is tight."
I don’t even watch movies anymore. I watch these pitch meetings and the whole movie unfolds in just a fraction of the time.
“I’m a professional screen writer”.
That sums it all up right there.
The delivery of "a very helpful Moon" is flawless, I died laughing.
RIP
Indeed, I immediately thought about making a GIF of it.
Ok
@@mariovonlineok
Omg, yes!
Any time when Screenwriter Guy feels the need to remind everyone that he is, in fact, a professional screenwriter is going to be a fun time.
"i'M a PrOfEsSiOnAl ScReEnWrItEr!"
This line could easily be attached to the majority of pitch meetings lately.
i just watched this movie to see this pitch meeting and it was worth it to sit through that just to watch this. That's how much i appreciate this channel
This is amazing. It's like the writers didn't do any research at all because that's not very easy and would have been a huge inconvenience.
I get that reference
@@Kuldirongaze1 it's like the thing from the thing
I'm gonna need you to get ALLLL the way off their backs okay?
Wow, wow, wow wow
Also because the movie couldn't have happened.
I watched this movie two days ago and all I could think about was how badly I wanted a pitch meeting on it. Ryan George is the MVP.
Between this pitch meeting and the Honest Trailer for it, we got spoiled this week!
Even the Northman or Ambulance feel like masterpieces compared to that mess 😂
Id rather go see the pitch meeting of this in theaters
"Blow up the Moon with a nuclear bomb, I'm a professional screenwriter." Is still one of the funniest Pitch Meeting moments.
I honestly want a sequel to this movie. It was so insane that I simply need more. Definitely a so bad it's good movie imo
It's not what you're after (ie it's actually pretty good and makes sense in a manic military space-opera scifi kind of way) but do yourself a favor and go read David Weber's 1991 novel Mutineers' Moon, and maybe the sequels if you dig the first one. Like the film, the moon is indeed a giant self-aware starship built by ancient humans, although every other aspect of the story is different and the stupidity level won't cause a brain aneurysm.
Just don't get your hopes up for any characters with IBS.
@@richmcgee434 if not ibs, what about chronic heartburn
You know it's bad when the screenwriter has to remind us that he is indeed a professional screenwriter
"Almost, but instead of flying the helicopter upwards, the pilot flies it directly into the tidal wave, so..."
This killed me. 😂
No. This killed the pilot.
And the passengers.
As effective as when the characters run in a straight line away from something rolling, crashing or falling in their direction instead of making a 90 degree turn and making tracks away from danger.
this could has been the first 20min long pitch meeting. we need a detailed one for this movie.
I was the only person in the theater cracking up every other scene in this movie. Great comedy
The first half I thought “interesting premise”, the second half just “wtf am I watching”
I'd like the first line in a pitch meeting to either be "We have a movie to kill brain cells and make people dumber" or "We have a movie where I need to launder some money to so and so" in order to make things make sense, because how can incompetence be this blatant on screen... stop with the dumbing down of things.
Popcorn flick! Explosions and CGI! Fun!
So true...
At least when Nolan has an interesting idea he develops it further by consulting experts. Roland is like if Michael Bay had a baby with the James Cameron and that offspring married an 8 ball of coke.
"Oh, a very helpful moon!" The best Studio Guy quote ever. Change my mind
Yeah Yeah Yeah.
That Eco mode to Sport mode never gets old 😆
When I watched the movie I literally said “ can’t wait to see the pitch meeting version.” Not disappointed. Also the comments section here is 💯.
I hope you didn't pay money to see this
😂 well technically since I have the member ship for regal, I didnt specifically pay to go see this in the cinema. But I won’t deny physically being there . My better half and I love watching anything sci-fi..even if it’s awful. 😎
Haha same
I hear you sister 😂😂 I was hoping we'd get a pitch meeting out of this one. It was just so beyond ridiculous 🙈🙈
I've never seen it but now I want to because it seems delightfully crappy! ;-)
Scrapping a world-saving device because of budget concerns is the most realistic thing in this
I'm still persuaded that the director just had a dream about that launch scene where the rocket flies out of huge waves - and built a whole movie around that
django unchained, zootopia, tropic thunder, hang over trilogy would all be awesome pitch meetings for you to do some day!!!! Keep up the great work Ryan !!!
Tropical Thunder please!
"I'm a professional screenwriter!" nearly made me fall off my chair.
I'm in a few online groups where many claim to be.
Ryan is *SPOT* on.
🐲✨🐲✨🐲✨
He is ...kinda
I know man!
You should get a new chair, like the Waysus.
It sounds both defensive and bewildered, good voice work.
I love how at 1:50 Ryan literally says “Leaking coolant” the exact same time as the guy says it
Ryan's editing skills are tight!
@@iwatchwithnoads7480 wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow...
wow!
@@iwatchwithnoads7480 it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Watched the movie last night and it was completely bonkers, so insane I couldn't help but love it.
And yeah, I also said "Wait, she told everyone to go home, not even spending 5 minutes to try and figure out any kind of solution?"
Then she gets new data like 10 minutes later, which presents the solution, and then it's "Oops, everyone went home"?
This is one of those movies you watch on a Thursday night while having dinner because you have nothing else to do
Literally what i just did. Now im reading your comment. 🤣
Watching pitch meeting videos about a movie I haven’t seen is tight!
Watching Pitch Meetings about movies that bombed saves me money and time. This is ALWAYS super easy, barely an inconvenience! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
“You’re going to have a hard time understanding it from this short review, aren’t you?”
Actually it’s going to be super easy! Barely an inconvenience.
“Oh really?”
Yeah! Ryan does an incredible job!
Seeing this comment in every "Pitch Meeting" comment section is tight! It's kind of like it's our own little shared universe.
I watched the Honest Trailer last night and the Pitch Meeting today
Glad to know someone else watched the movie for me.
I never heard that this movie existed until this pitch meeting! But that might say more about me than the movie.
Can’t wait for the sequel “Sunrise” where it turns out that the sun is a spaceship taken over by aliens and the Moon has to save the day
The sequel to that one can be Sunrise: Eclipse
😭😭😭😭😭
Sun vs Moon: there can be only one!
Oh,oh after that one. Let's so saturn, or continue the IBS joke with Uranus 😁
@@kittehgo call it "prolapse" because Uranus is falling
Chekov's Bowl almost affected me.
Well played Ryan.
Yet another instance where your time is better spent just watching the Pitch Meeting than the movie itself.
The best part is that after the atmosphere has been 'stripped' it magically comes back ten minutes later
It's a convenient atmosphere. What did you expect
Can’t leave the atmosphere up there without underwear
Well, actually, that makes sense.
Think of the atmosphere as an ocean.
The moon pulls it up and away from the earth as it passes by, just like it does with ocean tides, and then the air falls back down once the moon is no longer pulling it upward.
@@harrytabb328 it still doesn't make sense because the gravity of the moon doesn't increase because it edges closer. also, to actually have the effect described in the movie, the moons gravity would have to be bigger or at least up to par with earths gravity.
@@harrytabb328 The market research done before release sure expected more people like you.
My favorite was when the Moon was actually and literally touching mountain tops on the earth and there were no consequences.
some people got hurt in the feelings for a little bit.
it's like Majora's mask lol
It did not "literally" touch the mountains.
@@scorpiusbalthazar4327 bro
@@IIISentorIII You mean like emotional damage?
His defense - "I'm a professional screenwriter." - priceless!!
"They team up with the MOON" and
"nUkE tHe MoOn"
For some reason, the delivery of those two lines absolutely killed me to death 🤣
When my husband and I first watched the movie we both said we can't wait for Ryan's take on it. We were not disappointed :)
Yeah,I'm probably never gonna watch the movie,but this is like a 5th time I watch this pitch.
And the line:-I'm a professional screenwriter! -Kills me every time.
@@thevrana the way he says it---
I watched this movie just so I could watch The Pitch Meeting XD
Thank you for that invaluable information and very interesting peek into your domestic life, Nicole Cain (born in 91).
@@JJ-ze6vb YT changed my username so I just changed it back. Apparently that's happened a lot lately, but thankfully they got my birth year wrong
I had this coworker that had IBS and he constantly brought it up. Now it's one of the few things I remember about him. So yeah, that's character development.
Why should babies get all the crapping their pants talk?
@@BirdyJ0 why should we?
I would love to see a pitch meeting for 'Don't look up', that'd be TIGHT!
Literally didn't know this movie existed until you made this. So I watched this instead of the movie. Loved it 10/10
I love how he knew no one really wanted to see this so he didn’t even put a spoiler warning
Well that and it was in theaters 3 months ago
@@jonathansauceda589 I never even heard of this. Seems like a fever dream
Moonfall sounded like a James Bond movie, which are so dumb I only watch the Pitch Meetings, but then I found out it was basically a remake of 2012 on steroids instead.
I literally lol’d, when you said the Lexus was turnt from ECO to SPORT mode to give them a boost 😂
I just bought a new car and I can switch from Drive to Sport and every time I do, I hear this video. Fantastic work, Ryan!
Seriously, I've never heard so much insanity pumped into a single movie.
I think of Moonfall as a cinematic accomplishment. It probably isn't easy to have so many good actors in a movie and still make it suck so bad.
Like dunking cookies in beer
Actually, it's super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because kompromat.
Truth! Halle, Patrick and Michael ARE better than this! SMH! 🤦🏾♀️
Well, fortunately I'm old enough to remember the era of Irwin Allen, so I'm able to cut movies like this a _little_ more slack... (Throughout the film, I kept thinking, "If Irwin Allen ever did a doomsday sci-fi movie, _this_ might've been the result...")
Expendables
“Team up with the moon.” I laughed SO hard. And I was on the train.
And the Moon tags in for the slam!
@@maxcloud753 lmfao XD
Every one of these pitch meetings is the best one! 🙂
I've watched countless pitch meeting and this is definitely the most accurate
I've not seen Moonfall, but, judging by this Pitch Meeting, it's exactly what I expected it'd be from the trailers.
SyFy originals are hitting the big screen now.
"The moon gives a big dump."
Ah, I see. The moon also has IBS.
Moondump is the sequel.
@@drinkxyz Moonleak: the third movie of the trilogy
@@Noname-xr4ql moonfall cinematic universe
Love the idea of a gravity wave, especially because they suddenly don't travel at the speed of light for some reason
That's because gravity waves, being gravity waves, are very heavy. It slows them down something terrible. I'm a professional screenwriter!
This movie was much better than people are giving it. Yes there was some bad spots but underneath it really could have been a great film. It feels like if they had done a few more passes on the screenplay or had another set of eyes on it than things might have worked out better.
Edit: Ok, after watching this recap, forget what i said. :-)
No, really, you're kind of right. If they'd done a faithful adaptation of the 1991 novel Mutineers' Moon instead of this film, it would actually have been decent. That's where they flat-out stole the core "the moon is actually a disguised starship built by ancient humans" concept, only they wrote an insultingly stupid story around it instead of just stealing the rest of the book. David Weber made the idea work as a grandiose military space opera that only got bigger and better in the sequel. Hollywood did...whatever this was.
"Should we save the world?"
"Nah. We don't have the budget for that."
-People in this movie, probably
Most realistic part of the movie tbh
Sounds like normal nasa budget…. “Should we work on a way to deflect asteroids??” “No!!! Send guns to terrorists!!!!”
@@ryanhamstra49 Nasa sends guns to terrorists? :D
But we have the budget to make a movie about saving the world!
@@shorewall they've never said that they didn't!
Future episodes: I'd be interested in some "classic" cinema: The Thing, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, maybe some Japanese samurai films, or even Citizen Kane. Seeing Ryan costumed up as a 1930s studio hack would be tight!
I keep suggesting the movie “Clifford” with Martin Short
Agreed. I'd like to see him take on some more of the classics too, and 80's horror/sci-fi.
Agreed!
Costume time!
Yeah, I loved the Dumbo one.
I'd love to hear him use that 1930s movie dialect.
Finally. A movie that recognizes the IBS Community. I see you, ally.
“Super easy, barely an inconvenience” is my new catch phrase to describe a FUBAR situation and I love it LOL
Of all the movies I've seen, Moonfall is definitely one of the most recent
Forgotten in t minus 1 hours.
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I was summarizing the movie to someone and said: "so the moon upgrades the EMP and then helps fight off the evil AI nanobot sandworm with its laser turrets"
I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Also this was the most grounded and realistic part of the movie
@@dnannery Accurate. Lol
Imagine getting halfway through writing this film, saying those words to yourself, and then being like "Wow. I need another cup of coffee. This is gold."
One would think the very first thing those super advanced humans will add to the defense system of their extremely important, last hope for humanity, installations would be some kind of EMP weapon... Ya know, in case the killer machines comes knocking.
I applaud that you understood the movie enough to explain it to someone else. I was just too overwhelmed with Halle Berry's wooden face thru-out. She sees people being eaten alive in space and her face says "this peanut-butter jar is more expensive than last week".
4:19 "I wanna know more about this [exposition] dump!"
"Don't ask questions you aren't ready to have answered, sir!"
In this movie, using "Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience" twice was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
The continuing evolution of the head tilt with ‘super easy, barely an inconvenience’ is what I live for.
Finally, someone else noticed it too!