Transformers: Rise of the Beasts Pitch Meeting

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  • Step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Transformers: Rise of the Beasts!
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    Ever since the first Transformers movie became a worldwide phenomenon over fifteen years ago, Paramount has been churning out movies in the franchise every few years. The latest entry into the giant-robots-punching-each other film series is here, starring Anthony Ramos as the latest human-person-down-on-their-luck-who-discovers-a-Transformer.
    Transformers: Rise of the Beasts definitely raises some questions. Like why are we barely seeing the beasts when the movie title promises that they’ll be rising? Does continuity matter at all, or are we just done with that? What kind of Macguffin is everyone after this time?
    To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to Rise of the Beasts!
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  • @simonmeadows7961
    @simonmeadows7961 11 місяців тому +5307

    I love the strict accuracy of "most humans live on planets".

    • @alyxavior6505
      @alyxavior6505 11 місяців тому +82

      I would love a Pitch Meeting relating to the ones that don't.

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 11 місяців тому +253

      Make sense. There are some people currently living in space. In a space station

    • @vanderful2397
      @vanderful2397 11 місяців тому +250

      He is thinking of the Adstronaut. Ryan takes the Ryanverse seriously!

    • @kevboard
      @kevboard 11 місяців тому +43

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer 11 місяців тому +45

      @soul6733 Living on a space station is tight

  • @Suho1004
    @Suho1004 11 місяців тому +5262

    I like how Ryan still posts spoiler warnings, as if we're actually going to watch the movies instead of just watching the Pitch Meeting.

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon 11 місяців тому +81

      I don't get why Ryan posts spoiler warnings as if ANY Pitch Meeting would contain no spoilers!🤷‍♂I mean...it's a sum up of the plot of the movie,YOU KNOW there will be spoilers!

    • @garethbattersby
      @garethbattersby 11 місяців тому +140

      Exactly, why waste 2+ hours when I can get the whole plot in a more entertaining manner and still feel like I've missed nothing all in about 5 or 6 mins

    • @sugarbomb1346
      @sugarbomb1346 11 місяців тому +108

      I actually watch the movies before the pitch meeting to get better context of what hes making fun of.

    • @freedomchaser9664
      @freedomchaser9664 11 місяців тому +15

      ​@@sugarbomb1346 same

    • @damn0knight
      @damn0knight 11 місяців тому +78

      @@Nicamon he places a warning because he isn't an asshole.

  • @coren216
    @coren216 11 місяців тому +287

    My favorite running joke in the transformers pitch meetings is “I don’t know and there’s absolutely no way for me to find out.”

    • @4jgarner
      @4jgarner 3 місяці тому +3

      In fairness, bumblebee was the first of a new continuity. These 2 are not part of the Michael Bay series.

    • @quokka_11
      @quokka_11 Місяць тому

      I have no idea how you were able to determine that the joke is running, but I'll take your word for it!

  • @dunstonlion1342
    @dunstonlion1342 8 місяців тому +31

    Absolutely love how aggressively he says "FRACTIONS"

  • @jamesdunn7303
    @jamesdunn7303 11 місяців тому +1887

    The wiping of the forehead while he calculated the fractions was such subtle comedy gold

    • @WTFG78
      @WTFG78 11 місяців тому +40

      FRACTions

    • @krishp1104
      @krishp1104 11 місяців тому +30

      yeah sure if you call very visible as subtle

    • @drphot6050
      @drphot6050 11 місяців тому +3

      Frackin Fractions!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +8

      Fractions are pretty complicated

    • @chloeirnes
      @chloeirnes 11 місяців тому +3

      Came here to compliment the same joke! Sense's of humor are tight!

  • @dustinharvey5393
    @dustinharvey5393 11 місяців тому +2607

    Pitch Guy: "there's a human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard that can stop allll of this"
    Producer Guy:".......well great!"
    Such a beautifully delivered line 😂

    • @prenticeclark1454
      @prenticeclark1454 11 місяців тому +123

      I LOVED this moment! Burst out laughing. It’s the perfect distillation of the bemused exhaustion we all feel at the dumb plot conveniences in these movies

    • @BigTravUSA
      @BigTravUSA 11 місяців тому +26

      Transformers EDI edition movie..
      •Extra Token+ representation.
      •Definitely not a flop.
      •Will do great in China.
      •Super easy, barely a inconvenience.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 11 місяців тому +3

      Plot Armor Guy: "Well, this was the only thing I could muster. This cluster f^ck is on you!"

    • @bena2591
      @bena2591 11 місяців тому +4

      Writer guy expecting producer guy to ask "why?" - as makes no sense that is there! Brilliant!

    • @Spider8Crak
      @Spider8Crak 11 місяців тому +6

      i'm calling it now Well great is the next catchphrase.

  • @troythewizard9940
    @troythewizard9940 8 місяців тому +188

    That fraction-math sequence was one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂 Your comedic timing is perfect, Ryan.

    • @DJHolte
      @DJHolte 5 місяців тому +13

      And wiping the sweat off his brow in the middle of it - chef's kiss!

    • @Derek_Keenan
      @Derek_Keenan 4 місяці тому +9

      *_FRACTIONS_*

    • @jerichaux9219
      @jerichaux9219 3 місяці тому +3

      "A HUNDRED PERCENT!" absolutely killed me.

    • @devin_so_devious
      @devin_so_devious 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@jerichaux9219 *"2 out of 2 parts!"*

  • @sweeneagle16
    @sweeneagle16 11 місяців тому +98

    The surprised “buh!” reaction to the cliche where the characters find a way to set aside their differences and work together was tight 🤣

  • @DrakeBarrow
    @DrakeBarrow 11 місяців тому +1949

    "Do you even need me?"
    "Hopefully not for much longer, we're really hoping the AI thing works out."
    And I'm dead, that was so damn on point...

    • @josephherrera6656
      @josephherrera6656 11 місяців тому +22

      Right!! Was looking to see if anyone else caught that

    • @joeyblowinski6116
      @joeyblowinski6116 11 місяців тому +4

      RIP

    • @yashrajpranami1
      @yashrajpranami1 11 місяців тому +4

      Streamberry 🤣

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 11 місяців тому +27

      It's like that time Drake got replaced by an AI and no one noticed because he's been making the same music for 10 years.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 11 місяців тому +4

      Are we really sure he's even still used?

  • @benjohnson9224
    @benjohnson9224 11 місяців тому +668

    The subtle reference to the Writer's Strike was brilliant and terrifying when you think of how many producers think that way about AI.

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +26

      and how the movie is, like all transformers movies, about AI taking over

    • @troubadour723
      @troubadour723 11 місяців тому +45

      They've been producing mainstream machine-made content for a passive global audience for decades. AI just makes the same process that much more efficient.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 11 місяців тому +8

      At some point, there's going to be a comedic moment where some writer references 'The Obsolete Man' to the producer and they'll blink in confusion at them.

    • @GlaurungTheGreat
      @GlaurungTheGreat 11 місяців тому +50

      To be fair, Transformers movies would probably be better if they were written by an AI. At least then some form of intelligence would go into it.

    • @Chad0023
      @Chad0023 11 місяців тому +12

      Movies like these don't really need much complex scripts, AI would probably be as good tbh😂

  • @JeancarlosRPerez
    @JeancarlosRPerez 10 місяців тому +69

    My favorite lines:
    W: "Wow, do you even need me 😂?!"
    Corpo: "Hopefully not for much longer, we're really hoping this A.I. thing works out for us 😈"
    W: "What? 😮"

    • @JiveCinema
      @JiveCinema 10 місяців тому

      How much worse could it do 😂

  • @premiumheadpats4150
    @premiumheadpats4150 10 місяців тому +32

    The bit about Mirage being a "robot in disguise", Producer Guy doing the math, and the mention of Noah becoming Iron Man (which somehow never occurred to me) were all gold. I especially loved the bit where he wiped the sweat from his brow while calculating 1 + 1 🤣
    All that said, personally, I think this movie was surprisingly awesome. That GI Joe crossover really seems to have come outta left field though. I never would've seen that coming in a million years

    • @TimTE01
      @TimTE01 4 місяці тому

      I think the suit is a nod to the Cartoon.
      It is totally Iron Man though here.

  • @omniultimate
    @omniultimate 11 місяців тому +1064

    I love that at this point Producer Guy is just numb to the plot inconsistencies 😂

    • @yosefyonin6824
      @yosefyonin6824 11 місяців тому +55

      He doesn't give a shit as long as its marketable

    • @Graytail
      @Graytail 11 місяців тому +17

      Thats about par for hollywood...

    • @luzifersohn5010
      @luzifersohn5010 11 місяців тому +19

      @@Graytail I got a conspiracy. All of the Hollywood elite is making bad movies just so Ryan can make a fun Video once more!

    • @LuizNunes74
      @LuizNunes74 11 місяців тому +4

      At this point, aren't we all? 😅

    • @darknessreign
      @darknessreign 11 місяців тому +5

      5 year Olds can create better storyline than what they produce now and days.
      I'm sorry to future generations for my Generation's failure in culture and creativity.

  • @Artisfaction
    @Artisfaction 11 місяців тому +953

    The page dropping and the FRACTIONS bit had me in stitches. Every pitch meeting just gets better than the last one somehow.

    • @IainMcClatchie
      @IainMcClatchie 11 місяців тому +12

      I feel like there's some important sociology research that could be done by trying to figure out why this formula works so well for Ryan.

    • @gllyflower
      @gllyflower 11 місяців тому +1

      @@IainMcClatchie there was a guy who analyzed tasting history's formula and it was an amazing watch

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 11 місяців тому +6

      While movies get worse with each new one (for the most part), Pitch Meetings gets better with each new one

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 11 місяців тому +3

      Ryan was figuring fractions on the back of his phone too. It was turned around backward.

    • @froggybug
      @froggybug 11 місяців тому

      @@craigh5236😂😂😂

  • @lazerDragonbeam56
    @lazerDragonbeam56 11 місяців тому +50

    One of my favorite plot holes was how big a threat it was for them to destroy the gate without the code. Making them have to go through with the tunnel plan in the first place and then they end up doing it anyways and there was no repercussions

    • @PoochMG
      @PoochMG 7 місяців тому +6

      "IT WILL EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF A SUPERNOVA!!!" Then it's like a minor volcanic eruption localized just at the volcano lmao.

  • @josephperdue8469
    @josephperdue8469 9 місяців тому +8

    The head wiping bit must have been just the MOST work Producer Guy has ever produced his entire career. AMAZING.

  • @BlinkNetwork889
    @BlinkNetwork889 11 місяців тому +460

    I love it when Ryan says “it’s the 90s”

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 11 місяців тому +29

      Saying “it’s the 90s) is TIGHT!

    • @armelior4610
      @armelior4610 11 місяців тому +50

      and the future is still dumb

    • @someitguy2175
      @someitguy2175 11 місяців тому +10

      That short period of hope and optimism before my brain places the phrase into context...

    • @focusedonfuture3255
      @focusedonfuture3255 11 місяців тому +13

      "It's in the 1990's"
      Oh so like 30-35 years ago then?
      Yeah I hate how true that really is now.

    • @MetallicaRules
      @MetallicaRules 11 місяців тому +16

      I was expecting an update from the Time Traveling Reporter about how stupid the future is, as well as an allusion to the host’s death in 2004

  • @paradinmusic
    @paradinmusic 11 місяців тому +785

    Making a Transformers reboot without confirming it as a reboot is tight!

    • @dabatman5187
      @dabatman5187 11 місяців тому +22

      Making technically a reboot but not really is tight

    • @sebastianwillows
      @sebastianwillows 11 місяців тому +64

      To be fair- this franchise has retconned the Transformers' first contact in every single film so far...

    • @mediocri5y
      @mediocri5y 11 місяців тому +22

      ​@@sebastianwillowsit happens one more time and I'll get a bingo

    • @scratchy996
      @scratchy996 11 місяців тому +11

      All these MCU movies are getting more annoying by the day.

    • @vegitoda4738
      @vegitoda4738 11 місяців тому +32

      I mean the director himself has confirmed it's a reboot and the plot itself proves it's a reboot. The only one not saying it's a reboot is the producer who's known for being a pain and still clings to the hope it's a prequel. He went so far as to not bring Bumblee's director for rotb to not make it a reboot which is SUCH a shame simce this movie could be even better with his involvement. I mean steven did a good job but there's a lot of big problems in the movie especially with Optimus.

  • @thebatman4279
    @thebatman4279 10 місяців тому +12

    The screenwriters 'oh my god' reaction to the producer snarling 'FRACTIONS' is hilarious 😂

  • @the_sleep_deprived_luca
    @the_sleep_deprived_luca 11 місяців тому +4

    “What…are ya doin’?”
    **”FRACTIONS.”**

  • @KR-nm6jw
    @KR-nm6jw 11 місяців тому +621

    The shock reaction at 2:58 needs to become a thing.

    • @Electric.Spaghetti.Neon.Studio
      @Electric.Spaghetti.Neon.Studio 11 місяців тому +18

      Absolutely

    • @JesseJames-vr3hu
      @JesseJames-vr3hu 11 місяців тому +21

      Definitely, that was my favorite part

    • @jdogstube
      @jdogstube 11 місяців тому +8

      It already is, he's done it a few times, making absurd surprised/shocked noises all the time and it's fantastic.

    • @patricknorris9334
      @patricknorris9334 11 місяців тому +5

      Yeah the reactions were the best part of this one haha

    • @cobra8888
      @cobra8888 11 місяців тому +17

      His 4:31 needs to be a thing. Slight moment of digesting what you heard and then be like…..”well great”

  • @Pacer1010
    @Pacer1010 11 місяців тому +151

    Funniest thing ive seen in a pitch meeting in a while is the part at 4:30 where Ryan looks so defeated about the convenience of the human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard...... long pause from Ryan: "well great.." hahahaha comedy fucking gold

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +23

      “defeated” really is the word.
      for one moment, he is us.

    • @Donegal62
      @Donegal62 11 місяців тому +23

      That was golden. For me, that is one of the best moments of all his pitch meetings.

    • @Tera_GX
      @Tera_GX 11 місяців тому +6

      So ... this isn't THE Unicron movie yet?

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 11 місяців тому +4

      @Tera_GX
      Unicorn* it’s an easy mistake to make. Strange they would add unicorns though. I wonder if they’re also mechanical life forms. Do they talk… talking mechanical unicorns.. can you even imagine 😄

    • @Nightraven26
      @Nightraven26 11 місяців тому +1

      I died at that point 😂

  • @n3rdst0rm
    @n3rdst0rm 11 місяців тому +22

    I love how they gloss over "We are really hoping this ai thing works out". Absolute mint.

  • @jojok316
    @jojok316 11 місяців тому +39

    I love to see reaction videos from the people who actually write the movies he pitches 😂

  • @BatAmerica
    @BatAmerica 11 місяців тому +475

    Wow. The Maximals were so cool that these filmakers used them for a whole ten minutes!

    • @paulv8773
      @paulv8773 11 місяців тому +35

      I wonder if it's more or less screen time than the dinobots got in that other movie.

    • @UR08106
      @UR08106 11 місяців тому +30

      @@paulv8773 dinobots got WAYYYYYY less screentime i think it was less than 2 minutes

    • @jackdriver9227
      @jackdriver9227 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@paulv8773 in age of extinction and last Knight

    • @DuffBrian
      @DuffBrian 11 місяців тому +6

      @@jackdriver9227 And they gave them so much screen time that they couldn't afford voice-actors for the roles too. "Me, Grimlock love challenge!" - not even one line...

    • @LetThatStuffGo
      @LetThatStuffGo 11 місяців тому +6

      Whoa, not all ten minutes of them... that is about the same amount of screen time Moon Knight got in his very own show. Neat! 😂

  • @the_sigil4340
    @the_sigil4340 11 місяців тому +743

    That moment of introspection around 4:30 was beautiful

    • @philipvipond2669
      @philipvipond2669 11 місяців тому +44

      "I have no questions whatsoever about the logic of that solution. I just think it's great that the planet is saved."

    • @JasonHaines1974
      @JasonHaines1974 11 місяців тому +39

      I'm happy for "... Well, great." to be added as a catchphrase. 🙂

    • @massimo11602
      @massimo11602 11 місяців тому +18

      The delivery of “well great.” Was beautiful.

    • @nickgreen4731
      @nickgreen4731 11 місяців тому +10

      It was worth a thousand words. Tearful words.

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@JasonHaines1974 where else has it appeared lol

  • @joelellis7035
    @joelellis7035 Місяць тому +1

    "Fractions!"
    "Oh my god!"
    Yep! Very accurate!

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 11 місяців тому +4

    0:36 that’s exactly what Age of Extinction did with its title. Little bit of dinosaurs at the beginning, little bit of dinosaurs at the end.

  • @jackjones298
    @jackjones298 11 місяців тому +21

    4:03 Sweating while doing _FRACTIONS_ is tight!

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic 11 місяців тому +393

    The aggression that producer guy showed when discussing fractions is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all year 😂

    • @Skeptic_Tank
      @Skeptic_Tank 11 місяців тому

      Both of you struggle with 1/2 + 1/2?

    • @kristapskrumins5676
      @kristapskrumins5676 11 місяців тому +7

      @@Skeptic_Tank Yes, that is like 4 whole numbers.

    • @bennettwadekamper8238
      @bennettwadekamper8238 11 місяців тому +1

      @@kristapskrumins5676 It's really like 1 number split in parts.

    • @allegate387
      @allegate387 11 місяців тому +2

      @@kristapskrumins5676 by definition fractions are not whole numbers, they are parts of numbers :p

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +1

      “TWO OUT OF TWO PARTS!!!”

  • @kenananaquitchichich4772
    @kenananaquitchichich4772 11 місяців тому +33

    Each pitch meeting is unique, and comedy gold. At this point, he could do ANY movie, and it would be amazing! Thanks to all the Ryan's in the Ryanverse!

  • @jesushoobastankchrist251
    @jesushoobastankchrist251 11 місяців тому +6

    When it comes to modern blockbuster franchises I imagine the real pitch meetings happen exactly like these. Its the only logical explanation to the onslaught of bad decisions we pay to bear witness to.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 11 місяців тому +499

    The "unicorn" confusion, and when even the Wrtiter Guy stopped in the middle of his sentence realizing "...that makes no sense", was such a surreal bit. 😄

    • @boobah5643
      @boobah5643 11 місяців тому +16

      It would hit harder if _Transformers_ hadn't done the 'Unicorn' thing themselves more than a decade ago.
      Sure, it was in the framing device for a clip show, but still.

    • @sailordaigurren8225
      @sailordaigurren8225 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@boobah5643Transformers Prime. Excellent series.

    • @goldenheartOh
      @goldenheartOh 10 місяців тому +5

      Hey, I was a kid in the OG days, & I too wondered wtf the big bad guy was named Unicorn. Especially since he had 2 horns. Thank goodness my friends cleared that up for me... while in line for the movie. 😅

    • @michellesheppard9253
      @michellesheppard9253 10 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, TFP made fun of Unicron first

    • @HIKOL_Nightcore
      @HIKOL_Nightcore 9 місяців тому +2

      Don't blame them, after all the movie is called rise of the beasts and unicorn is one of them :)

  • @michaeldeighton323
    @michaeldeighton323 11 місяців тому +335

    I gotta give Ryan props for how dedicated he is to avoiding the "like and subscribe" outro. He tried making some jokes at first, but now my mans is just straight-up staring us down rather than give into the cliché. Props are due.

    • @grikgod
      @grikgod 11 місяців тому +14

      I threw in the like just because of that part LMAO.... Give us time to press buttons....

  • @redtriforce2863
    @redtriforce2863 11 місяців тому +9

    I definitely liked this movie hearing Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime will never get old and no matter what his lines are they are always the best! I wish he could narrate my life! Love all your pitch meetings and the work you put into them and this is definitely one of my favorites now had me rolling laughing 😂 😂

  • @xtremeranger
    @xtremeranger 10 місяців тому +8

    A lot of episodes have clever and funny bits, but this one is on a whole other level. Just brilliant!

  • @budgettaxi1754
    @budgettaxi1754 11 місяців тому +320

    Producer guy's reaction at 2:57 is hilarious. Ryan is a genius.

  • @ravenwilder4099
    @ravenwilder4099 11 місяців тому +128

    Love how Producer Guy asks leading questions and then is legit blown away when getting the obvious answer.

  • @Foxcorp87
    @Foxcorp87 10 місяців тому +4

    3:31 Omg thats accurate

  • @TheArtmann
    @TheArtmann 18 днів тому +1

    Is the was he says "fractions" that gets me every time😂😂😂

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 11 місяців тому +418

    I love how Ryan keeps mixing things ups. He manages to find something unique each time it feels like. The bit with him doing fractions was my favorite.

    • @emp9413
      @emp9413 11 місяців тому +13

      The AI replacement and calculator killed me 😂

    • @BOBXFILES2374a
      @BOBXFILES2374a 11 місяців тому +2

      What would have been really good would be if Ryan had used a very old TI Calculator.......

    • @sayhirachel
      @sayhirachel 11 місяців тому +6

      The wiping the sweat from his forehead 😂

    • @shinetracastillo6091
      @shinetracastillo6091 11 місяців тому +2

      All movies I will never watch I come here instead

    • @annapierce8666
      @annapierce8666 11 місяців тому

      fractions are *tight* 3/4

  • @clarkjensen6883
    @clarkjensen6883 11 місяців тому +216

    "I hope they set aside their differences and work together."
    "They will!"
    "bUhUhUhU"
    Favorite part of the sketch!

    • @creepykoala7255
      @creepykoala7255 11 місяців тому +1

      2:54

    • @Aoicho2
      @Aoicho2 10 місяців тому

      Saaaammmmeee!!! LULW

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 10 місяців тому

      This also seems to be what this continuity will be going for in the next films. Allegedly. Which, I mean okay, that was hardly ever the most interesting theme this franchise handled, but I get why they'd want to play it safe after the Bayverse and the idea of enemy factions uniting to fight a common foe could be cool

    • @mortalengine2934
      @mortalengine2934 10 місяців тому

      It was such a brief moment but unmissable

    • @stellviahohenheim
      @stellviahohenheim 10 місяців тому

      i watched bumblebee gets killed and thanks to this pitch meeting now i know this movie is totally pointless

  • @garyv844
    @garyv844 7 місяців тому +2

    I’ve watched almost every single pitch meeting. This one was the funniest with Ryan being more quirky than usual. Well done sir!

  • @Apexapee
    @Apexapee 11 місяців тому +6

    I always love the 'barely an inconvenience' line in these pitches haha

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 11 місяців тому +237

    Remember back when pitch meetings were about him pointing out plot holes that could potentially have happened in a producer's meeting? I mean, those were fun, but I'm all about how these have just slowly become more and more unhinged. I love it!!

    • @seraphimaschannel4001
      @seraphimaschannel4001 11 місяців тому +19

      Yeah me too, Producer guy seems to have become so much more disillusioned x)

    • @se7enofnein
      @se7enofnein 11 місяців тому +54

      It helps that these poorly written scripts don’t need much pointing out. His job has gotten a little easier while he’s honed his craft at timing and… math.

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@se7enofnein Honestly, I don't think this Pitch Meeting hit the mark for this film
      The script should... just not really have been what it wound up being. Like, in terms of actual issues that aren't just "being average as hell", I get wanting the big bad to be introduced early, but in the case of Unicron, the threat is just too big to be feasible for the audience. Like, of course Unicron won't come out of the sky beam portal and eat the Earth. And why commit to Mirage or Bumblebee's death in the first entry of a trilogy? They're the marketable ones (although Mirage only has an expensive Deluxe toy apparently? Habsro is such a weird fuckin' company).

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv 10 місяців тому

      GlorousKronk: Huh? You don't have to have ridiculous fake-out deaths that make no sense just because you don't want to kill your lead merchandising opportunity. Just -- have your film make a lick if sense. Don't kill him, then -- and same with any other defense of the lack logic. If, because money, you can't do X, then don't attempt X -- do something else, that makes even the vaguest sense to someone who is trying to follow along with the story

    • @allisonhoff5805
      @allisonhoff5805 10 місяців тому

      @@se7enofnein And math! 🤣

  • @redbeardthe1st486
    @redbeardthe1st486 11 місяців тому +235

    These pitch meetings really help explain the complex plot of the Transformers film series.

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +17

      decrypting sophisticated narrative is tight!

    • @LuisSierra42
      @LuisSierra42 11 місяців тому +3

      SICK!!

    • @krishnamurthym595
      @krishnamurthym595 11 місяців тому +2

      you would think that it would be super easy, barely an inconveieniece for an action movie but no.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, the plot is way too mathy.

  • @cristopherrose9356
    @cristopherrose9356 Місяць тому +1

    This is my first pitch meeting and I love it!

  • @AmyDroify
    @AmyDroify 10 місяців тому +1

    "What are you doing--"
    "FRACTIONS!" 😂😂😂

  • @mahfuzurrahmansazal3974
    @mahfuzurrahmansazal3974 11 місяців тому +151

    4:30 literally the best pause in the history of Pitch meetings

    • @dirtyharry1881
      @dirtyharry1881 11 місяців тому +8

      The way he breaks the pause is the real masterpiece. A master of the craft!

  • @Jbf-76
    @Jbf-76 11 місяців тому +383

    Every time I think Ryan George can’t top himself, he does… Pitch Meetings are legendary at this point.

    • @jjc5407
      @jjc5407 11 місяців тому +2

      Man, I hope Ryan George doesn't top himself! How would we cope without his wonderful Pitch Meetings? 😄

    • @dawesome_sauce
      @dawesome_sauce 11 місяців тому +3

      With two Ryan Georges in each pitch meeting, him "topping" himself is super easy; barely an inconvenience.

    • @Fuccoffbud
      @Fuccoffbud 11 місяців тому +2

      @@dawesome_sauce 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @TheRealNGTN
    @TheRealNGTN 11 місяців тому +3

    I was watching this in the movie theater, and the lady started talking about how the owl held a foreign text that was unknown, and I got really invested because it sounded like it could change the history books, then I remembered it was a transformers movie.

  • @ChristopherHemsworthCreative
    @ChristopherHemsworthCreative 11 місяців тому +17

    One of your best my dude. The pause on the last "wow", the paper dropping, the fractions bit, the comedic pauses in general. Just top of your game man!

  • @avitable
    @avitable 11 місяців тому +63

    That calculator bit with the tactile tapping sounds was fantastic. Also "most humans live on planets" and that "energon!" shout.

  • @Governmentasfiction
    @Governmentasfiction 11 місяців тому +113

    Ryan calculating and sweating was definitely my fav part! LOL

    • @frankman2
      @frankman2 11 місяців тому +1

      Reminded me of my son learning fractions.

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +2

      and the emphatic “TWO OUT OF TWO PARTS!!!”

  • @willprae2992
    @willprae2992 3 місяці тому

    "FRACTIONS!!!"
    I too love doing fractions with such intensity 😂

  • @Shincat
    @Shincat 11 місяців тому +1

    The calculator part killed me 😂

  • @whydoyouwanttoknowthat
    @whydoyouwanttoknowthat 11 місяців тому +269

    He really got me with that one important piece of dialogue bit 😂😂😂😂

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 11 місяців тому +7

      Optimus Prime was actually meant to turn towards the camera and say "this film is part of the rebooted continuity started with the movie Bumblebee (2018). Buy my toys." but it was cut with the scene of him ramming Scourge through a wall and killing a Decepticon who turns into a bus and played a recording of Autobots pleading for their lives before being executed and then dumping his body in a river like a serial killer to hide from the humans where it floats down before coming to rest on other Decepticon corpses. That was the original opening for this movie.

    • @DustinBarlow8P
      @DustinBarlow8P 11 місяців тому +3

      I mean to be fair it was ALLLLLL the way down there by his feet. He could have pulled a back muscle bending over to pick it up! How can you be so heartless to Producer Guy and Writer Guy?! lol

  • @DCHockey13
    @DCHockey13 11 місяців тому +73

    Right into the top-5 for pitching meetings.
    Fractions, losing the page, the look after the explanation of "man sized tunnel with a laptop code", writer guy realizing it's an MCU ending....brilliant.

  • @sbuffduff123
    @sbuffduff123 11 місяців тому +3

    The pause and look on Ryan's face at 4:31 is priceless 😂

  • @aurora2670
    @aurora2670 5 місяців тому +2

    1:12 “butterfingers are tight” thats like the opposite of what they are

  • @revinevan300
    @revinevan300 11 місяців тому +80

    That bit with the producer doing basic math to figure out the Terrorcons have all of the TransWarp Key went on so long that it actually worked its way back around to being funny again.

  • @TheStrugglefish
    @TheStrugglefish 11 місяців тому +147

    Something about the "Energon! hey-up! Energon!" at 5:11 just make me bust out laughing. And that's the whole explanation and they just move on. Fantastic. 🤣

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 10 місяців тому +4

      Someone really missed the licensing opportunity to make Energon energy drink.

  • @sorenbruns5541
    @sorenbruns5541 11 місяців тому

    That long pause followed by "Well Great" was a moment to behold.

  • @Giran_0
    @Giran_0 6 місяців тому +4

    I hate how they killed Airazor with a hug and everyone else who got shot,stab, and torn to pieces gets brought back to life like nothing happened

  • @fanatica1338
    @fanatica1338 11 місяців тому +32

    I cannot hear Ryan saying "It's the 90s" without hearing the theme song for the time travel show.

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 11 місяців тому +1

      I was surprised he didn't lean into that more after he said it.

  • @distdave
    @distdave 11 місяців тому +156

    I've seen every pitch meeting and this one is immediately among my favorites. Really creative jokes about the continuity issues, looming AI, the reaction to the contrived "human-sized tunnel"... It's the millionth pitch meeting and the millionth Transformers movie but Ryan's still keeping it so fresh and funny. I hope movies stay just bad enough forever so this channel never stops 😅

    • @lyndonwesthaven6623
      @lyndonwesthaven6623 11 місяців тому +6

      I really hope they introduce a chatgpt guy, just so producer guy can realize his mistake

    • @eiriksundby
      @eiriksundby 11 місяців тому +2

      I don't get why people think the tunnel is contrived. It's a tower that funnels lava for energy, of course it has ventilation. Plus, there's no such thing as "human sized" in a universe where transformers can be any size. It's not like only humans can fit in there. Arcee could fit if she crawled.

    • @DavidAddis
      @DavidAddis 11 місяців тому +1

      Agreed, this is one of my favourites!

  • @michaelklaus
    @michaelklaus 11 місяців тому +5

    1:00 I mean... I think I watched the Bumblebee movie but I really cannot remember it well (which is weird if you know me)... but overall I think they decided to completely reboot and retcon the franchise with that one. Most annoyingly they try to shove this Optimus Prime character arc in that should explain how he developed the sympathy for the humans that we know from the other movies... but they also give zero effs about every other bit of continuity

    • @michaelklaus
      @michaelklaus 11 місяців тому +1

      also, if you think about it, if they had taken seconds to give Airazor (the bird, for all who did not take time to remember names; Michelle Yeoh's character) a burial or at least place her next to some more energon ore she would be revived, too; why do they even care about killing off any of the bots?
      also also: the movie hand waived time travel
      also also also, but only for German speakers: somebody decided to have Arcee Rider (The bike; Liza Koshy'scharacter; I guess she has at least some experience in acting and dubbing) being dubbed by a racing-car driver who only ever appeared in documentaries and hosting... outside of her sport; and I am not sure if she even came into a studio to do so; she sounds like she did all of her lines as ADRs and without any directions whatsoever; I mean, it is clearly not her fault and she might have done a good job if anybody told her how; and since I didn't have time yet to watch the movie also in OV I am not sure if the dubbing book also does her character injustice or if Arcee has the most stupid lines in that version also

  • @mceajc
    @mceajc 11 місяців тому +1

    The subtle genius of Ryan George is astonishing. Astonishingly funny.

  • @daweitao2668
    @daweitao2668 11 місяців тому +55

    The head wipe while doing the fractions and the pause after being told about the human sized doorway and controls, just perfect :)

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 11 місяців тому +2

      It’s so dumb and i laughed so much.
      This mfer’s charisma 😂

  • @GoodNews-px2im
    @GoodNews-px2im 11 місяців тому +180

    Producer Guy’s reaction after Writer Guy says “they WILL!” is priceless 😂

  • @TKE198
    @TKE198 5 місяців тому

    "Fractions!"
    That delivery made me laugh way too hard

  • @jeffreyprice9790
    @jeffreyprice9790 11 місяців тому +1

    4:25 😂😂.
    I genuinely hope "well great" becomes another catch phrase... I am crying rn

  • @John-Doe-Yo
    @John-Doe-Yo 11 місяців тому +66

    With how good he’s gotten at this I sometimes forget there’s only one person talking to themself. Imagine seeing the behind the scenes where he reads the lines and it’s just dead air after each one lol.

    • @joshsafar5556
      @joshsafar5556 11 місяців тому +1

      I feel like I would have to read all of the dialogue anyways and just edit it out so I can respond appropriately as if there was actually someone sitting across from me lol

    • @ballman2010
      @ballman2010 11 місяців тому +2

      It's true, we get to just take for granted how good he's gotten at doing these now

    • @RiskoVinsheen
      @RiskoVinsheen 11 місяців тому

      I like to imagine he just quickly changes costume between each line of dialogue going back and forth. I know that's probably not how he really does it, but it's funnier that way.

    • @johnnypeguero9707
      @johnnypeguero9707 11 місяців тому

      you still saying them . him is the word

  • @pudding7876
    @pudding7876 11 місяців тому +25

    2:57 the look of shock at getting it right! 😂

  • @user-fb5kc1rk1e
    @user-fb5kc1rk1e 11 місяців тому +2

    I love the strict accuracy of "most humans live on planets".. 4:30 literally the best pause in the history of Pitch meetings.

  • @jordanmiranda5583
    @jordanmiranda5583 3 місяці тому +1

    “Energon Hey-up!” Lol

  • @FnSpiralMedia
    @FnSpiralMedia 11 місяців тому +10

    4:12 "TWO outta two parts!" 😂😂😂😂 idky but that got me!

  • @aurthurpendragon1015
    @aurthurpendragon1015 11 місяців тому +138

    I know it's way late, but congrats on getting the Pitch Meeting channel to 1 million subscribers. You deserve this and so much more!

    • @zekaria154
      @zekaria154 11 місяців тому +16

      Being late to things is tight!

    • @Kanoog
      @Kanoog 11 місяців тому +4

      @@zekaria154 barely an inconvenience.

    • @69Kevrod2012
      @69Kevrod2012 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Kanoog wow wow wow... wow 😮

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +2

      [pokes at calculator confusedly]

    • @UmbraFulgur
      @UmbraFulgur 11 місяців тому +1

      @@frozennorth3426, 100%. People don't realise.

  • @cblang8115
    @cblang8115 11 місяців тому +1

    Dear future ryan reacting to this pitch meeting, the bit with producer guy figuring out what 2/2 is perfect and didnt go on too long ❤️

  • @mauriciovaldez4270
    @mauriciovaldez4270 11 місяців тому +95

    Seeing a pitch meeting for a movie I didn't even know was out is TIGHT

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +1

      they save me a lot of time and money by being free and way better than the movies

    • @thegloriouskingkronk8422
      @thegloriouskingkronk8422 11 місяців тому

      ROTB like drinking a slushie. A slushie comes in cool colours in a cool cup with cool flavours and a cool straw out of a cool machine with cool flavours. It's never the highlight of your day at the amusement park or funfair, but it's easy to appreciate and you don't need to switch off your brain to enjoy it. This is a 6/10 film you can just sit down for, watch through to the end, get up thinking "I had a pretty good time here", and get on with your day. It is an aggressively "okay" movie I had a good time with

    • @kzman1173
      @kzman1173 11 місяців тому

      Same I didn't even know they were making a new one tbh

  • @leaveitome3407
    @leaveitome3407 11 місяців тому +519

    Ryan’s timing is insane. To react to himself the way he does is so perfect. He made me laugh a TON which I needed today. Thanks man.

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +12

      as one person is playing both characters, the timing is all in the editing, and it is excellent.

    • @alanroberts6086
      @alanroberts6086 11 місяців тому +16

      It's crazy how fast he can change clothes and jump to the other side so quickly!

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +1

      @@alanroberts6086 good point. this series is, if nothing else, a nearly incomprehensible series of athletic feats

    • @GreenWhiteGeeks-te9mu
      @GreenWhiteGeeks-te9mu 11 місяців тому +2

      This might be coming in a bit late, but I hope whatever was on your mind was resolved satisfactorily. I hope it's been a better few days since.

    • @leaveitome3407
      @leaveitome3407 11 місяців тому +1

      @@frozennorth3426 Yes, I guess he does a ton of takes and just edits it together perfectly. I can't imagine just "acting" your part with no response from the other side. Maybe he has a helper that reads the other lines for him. I don't care, it makes me laugh like crazy and that's what mattered the most to me that day (my mom recently passed). :)

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 11 місяців тому +3

    "So, you have a movie for me?"
    "Yes sir, I do. We're going to introduce some of the Beast Wars characters to the Transformers movies!"
    "Wow, it's going to be awesome seeing Dinobot and the T-Rex version of Megatron on the big screen! We can even set up another movie by having Megatron turn into his dragon form at the end of this one!"
    "That would be cool, but neither of them are going to be in this."

  • @clydem56
    @clydem56 6 місяців тому

    I love the sounds of his finger on the calculator….uh oh “fractions” 😂😂

  • @ClownPrinceCrime
    @ClownPrinceCrime 11 місяців тому +53

    That unicorn bit made me laugh! That typo never gets old 😂

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 11 місяців тому

      Technically, it's not a typo...

    • @delugesofgrandeur
      @delugesofgrandeur 11 місяців тому +1

      @@clogs4956 ...it would be if you intended to write unicron.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 11 місяців тому +1

      @@delugesofgrandeur true that

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому

      @@clogs4956 yeah. he misread it. if it was a typo, looking back at the sheet wouldn’t cause him to realize the correct word

  • @chesterparish3794
    @chesterparish3794 11 місяців тому +67

    The energy in this one is crazy

  • @rylter
    @rylter 11 місяців тому +1

    Producer guy really hanged on that last wow. 🤣

  • @germaxicus6670
    @germaxicus6670 9 місяців тому +4

    As a super fan of the beast wars show I was really amped for this movie. Man Ryan really encompassed my feelings 😂

  • @Redcell6A
    @Redcell6A 11 місяців тому +93

    So many gems in this Pitch Meeting from start to post-credit scene. At this point, I don't know why I'm surprised Ryan keeps upping his game.

    • @eugenetswong
      @eugenetswong 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, I felt like he came up with new phrases to reuse.
      That being said, I was hoping that the producer guy would accidentally start telling the story because it was so predictable.

  • @migii820
    @migii820 11 місяців тому +58

    I literally just walked out of the theater and wanted to watch the pitch meeting and just realized it was released a few minutes ago. What timing

    • @MrCameratape
      @MrCameratape 11 місяців тому

      I just say it yesterday as well so good timing for me

    • @frozennorth3426
      @frozennorth3426 11 місяців тому +4

      walking out of a theater and looking for a pitch meeting episode coincidentally mere minutes after it was posted is Tight!

  • @TombstoneTex
    @TombstoneTex 11 місяців тому +1

    This contains almost word for word every thought I had when watching the movie.

  • @DJJ81
    @DJJ81 Місяць тому

    That fractions scene was amazing

  • @sampigg7933
    @sampigg7933 11 місяців тому +36

    Hearing him say "It's the 90s," was hilarious!

  • @marcwinslow685
    @marcwinslow685 11 місяців тому +69

    Him spending time to calculate 2/2 is 100% made me laugh so hard. 😂

    • @MyBiPolarBearMax
      @MyBiPolarBearMax 11 місяців тому +1

      Him figuring out 2/2 is 100% is the most shocking part of all of this 😂

    • @jrgilby
      @jrgilby 11 місяців тому +3

      FRACTIONS!

    • @jelita_
      @jelita_ 11 місяців тому

      Yes, and even better because it took him a while 😂

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 11 місяців тому

      I disliked it cause jokes that go on too long are called "Seth Macfarlanes", and I hate them.

  • @PhelesDragon
    @PhelesDragon 10 місяців тому

    3:32 the turnaround on that was insane.

  • @jimdoherty4108
    @jimdoherty4108 11 місяців тому +235

    The "WHOA!!" absolutely killed me. I had to stop the video 4 times. I can't believe this guy keeps getting funnier. Bravo, Mr. George

    • @jktejik
      @jktejik 11 місяців тому +3

      I didn’t see it coming. Burst out laughing.

    • @DomagojSkiljan
      @DomagojSkiljan 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, we want more WHOAs 🎉🎉😂

    • @Ride_XP
      @Ride_XP 11 місяців тому +1

      Had to pause the video to laugh at that one. Insanely good comic timing

    • @Apexapee
      @Apexapee 11 місяців тому +6

      At 1:50?

    • @lowkeylokii4205
      @lowkeylokii4205 10 місяців тому

      FRACTIONS!

  • @gopewalker6371
    @gopewalker6371 11 місяців тому +174

    After so many pitch meetings it's got to be hard for Ryan to come up with new things but the paper dropping, 'revenue stream, I mean friendship' and calculator stuff was properly LOL stuff. Great work Ryan. P.S. the film looks pretty dire. Thanks for watching it on all our behalf

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 11 місяців тому +5

      The movie was ok

    • @TheFourthWinchester
      @TheFourthWinchester 11 місяців тому +6

      The movie was actually fun.

    • @cylasbreakdown6140
      @cylasbreakdown6140 11 місяців тому +8

      It’s the best transformers movie so far, though that’s not a huge accomplishment. It’s not perfect, but I enjoyed it.

    • @sephandremanticore5438
      @sephandremanticore5438 11 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cylasbreakdown6140I agree with every word

    • @eiriksundby
      @eiriksundby 11 місяців тому +3

      It's a genuinely good movie with a focus on character development driving the plot forward by tying motivations and narrative together

  • @greentriangler
    @greentriangler 11 місяців тому

    "Oh, it's the 90s" got me. Had to pause after I spit a little coffee out of my nose, I did not see that reference coming.

  • @Sakuura141
    @Sakuura141 11 місяців тому

    "What are you doing?"
    "FRAAACtions"😂😂

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 11 місяців тому +53

    I was actually waiting for them to make this joke;
    Screenwriter Guy: Noah just becomes Iron Man at this point, because there’s no other direction for this story to go.
    Producer Guy: Oh, suddenly becoming Iron Man is tight! Those movies made money.

  • @Gnarfledarf
    @Gnarfledarf 11 місяців тому +116

    This is a new level of quality. I think this'll be considered an instant classic.